A sinner enters the darkest city of Hell as he falls from great heights and into a dumpster. He emerges from the trash as he looks at himself through a shattered mirror and gasps when he discovers that he became a demon. His skin is light green skin, with white colored spiked hair, sharp teeth and claws, a white scar spot down his left eye and a white cross spot on top of his right eye, and a red left eye and black right eye. He started to breathe heavily as he started to whimper in tears about what he's become and his actions.

After a few minutes of sobbing, he stepped into the hellish city and faced what he would never imagine he would be. He's scared because hell is horrible and dark like the living world. He tries to get less attention from other demons because he's naked. He sneaks into a clothing store and steals some clothes without being caught. He puts on the clothes while shedding a few tears. He wore a white suit, sleeveless black vest, reddish tie, dark blue jeans, and white shoes.

He begins wandering through the streets while he's terrified of living his new life in hell. He wandered through apartment buildings until he spotted a flier for a roommate. He entered the building and wandered through the hallway of each floor until he found the apartment's number as he gently knocked on the door.

When the door opened, he became scared to see the renter was an old male hellcat with glasses. "Yeah yeah what the hell do you want, you scared bastard," the grumpy cat yelled.

"I-I-I-I uh-"

"Go on, spit it out already, you young punk!"

"I… I saw your flier outside the building," the sinner told him. "It said that you're lo-looking for a roommate?"

"Yeah I am! What?! Do you want to be my new roommate or remind me that my damn fliers are out there?!"

"Wh-Well actually-"

"Wait a damn second…" The hellcat leans in and sniffs the sinner before backing away in disgust. "God dammit you're fresh! Did you just get here recently?!"

"Uh… Ye-Yeah-"

"If you wanna be my damn roommate, then stop with the stuttering already! You're a young man, start acting like one!"

"Ye-Yes, mister-"

"Get your damn sinning ass in here already! You're embarrassing yourself!" The old hellcat went over and sat on his chair next to the fire while the young men entered and carefully closed the door. "Never in my life would I ever share this dump with a whining ass sinner."

"I'm so sorry for disappointing you-"

"Don't you ever apologize to anyone here, boy! Nice guys like you won't last a damn day in this actual hell hole."

"I… Understood, sir," the sinner nodded as he went over and sat on another chair.

"Alright. You wanna live with me, boy?"

"Well, yes. That's why I'm here."

"Don't be a smart ass. I've been living this damn shitty dumb since I was a dirty rotten kitten. I make the rules and shit around here. Understood?"

"Of course, sir. I respect your decision and respect your rules around here, sir-"

"And stop calling me sir, for fuck sake! The name Larry! Just call me Larry!"

"Nice to meet you, Larry. My name is Joseph-"

"I don't give a shit what your name is. And frankly, I don't care about remembering it as well. All I need to know is can you help pay rent and bills here?"

"I… I just got here but I'll find a job. I was a good dishwasher in the living-"

"No one gives a shit about having their crap being clean here. This is hell. And I doubt you can get one from one of those fancy restaurant assholes. You better find a job by tomorrow or you're sleeping with the hookers and sluts out there."

"Uh-Understood. Do you have any suits I could wear for any-"

"Damn you're one dumb sinner aren't ya? No one gives a fuck about what you're wearing. Just wear what you got or go naked, they don't care. Just make sure you can do whatever they need ya to do. That's how you'll get a job down here. Just get a job or I'll kick your ass out! Understood?"

"Yes, si-Larry!"

"Good. And one more thing. Don't even think about having sex with me, boy!"

"Wh-What?! No! I would never do that! Why would you think-"

"I can smell and hear a virgin! And your sorry dumb ass died a virgin! So don't get any ideas!"

"I would never do that to you! I'm straight!"

"Oh and you're homophobic as well!"

"What?! God! No! I would never be a-"

The hellcat starts to laugh at the sinner as Joseph is very confused. "I was just fucking with you! Take a joke for once in your damn life! Welcome to Hell, virgin boy! It's Vietnam down here, baby. It's Vietnam!" Larry laughs as he exits the room, leaving the tragic newcomer alone.

Joseph lowered his head in shame as he had to start his new life in hell while shedding a few tears. He then spotted a newspaper near him and looked through it for a job. He found a hiring section that was looking for a fifth member of their crew. The crew called themselves the Immediate Murder Professionals.

Moments later, he arrived at their headquarters as he was nervous about the interview while he was taking some deep breaths before entering the building. He walks into the elevator and goes to the floor they're at. Once he arrived and found the door, he took a deep long breath and knocked on the door.

"Come in," a female voice said from the inside. Once he opened the door, he became a bit scared by the hellhound sitting at the secretary's desk. "Are you gonna stand there or are you going to get in here, dumbass?" Joseph calmed down and entered as he approached the canine cautiously. "So, who do you need killed or whatever?"

"Ah-Actually, I'm here for the job opening," he told her. "I saw that you guys are hiring for a fifth member of your crew on the paper and was wondering if you're still looking…"

"Let me check. Blitz!" There's no response. "Blitz!" No response again. "BLITZ!!"

"WHAT," Blitzo yelled from the other room.

"There's someone here who wants to talk to you or whatever."

"Oh for fuck sake!" The boss kicked the door open and stormed out in anger. "Who the fuck wanna see without fucking calling me-" Blitzo stopped when he spotted the sinner as he form a smirk. "Well, hello, handsome."

"Huh," Joseph blushed hard.

"Oh god," the hellhound rolled her eyes before looking down at a magazine.

"Well, I wasn't expecting a handsome young man in my workplace. Come into my office so we can talk," Blitzo smirks seductively as he fingered the sinner to follow him. Joseph is so weird by the demon as he heads into the office. "So, who sent you to me? Ah it doesn't matter." The imp slowly begins taking off his clothes, which scared the young man. "I wouldn't mind having a good time with any handsome-"

"I need to stop you please," Joseph cried as he stopped Blitz from taking off his pants. "I… I'm actually here for a job."

The demon stood there in silence for a few minutes until he spoke, "What?"

"Ye-Yeah. I'm here for a job…"

"… LOONA!!"

"Oh yeah. This dude is here for a job," Loona says outside of the room.

"God fucking dammit. Wait a second…" Blitz gets close to Joseph and sniffs him before backing away. "Oh for fuck sake you're those damn sinners! You just got here!"

"Ye-Yes I just got here recently but I really need a job! Please," Joseph begs.

"Alright alright let's get this interview over with." Blitz zips up his pants and his suits back on before sitting at his desk while the sinner sat down in front of him. "Alright you look like a handsome face that can be a shine to this company and all that but you have to be more than a pretty face around here."

"Of course, sir. I'm willing to do whatever I need to do for this job."

"Can I fuck you?"

"WHAT?!!"

"Ah! Gotcha! But sadly, I'm not allowed to fuck any of my workers at work but only outside of work. But anyway, the only way I can give you the job is if you can kill anyone. So, have you killed anyone before you die? Like anyone or anything?"

Joseph took a deep breath before answering, "I… I have killed many people before I died…"

"It sounds like you regret it. We don't have room for those who live in regrets. Well, maybe Moxxie but still!"

"I… I did it out of rage…"

"Oh! A rageful kill! Give me details. I wanna hear everything."

"I… I don't think I should…"

"Fine. You're not fit for the job."

"Wait! I… I'll tell you…" The sinner took another deep breath before telling Blitzo. "When I was a little boy-"

"Oh fuck! Am I going to hear your entire backstory?!"

"I'm gonna make it short."

"Fine! Continue."

"When I was a little boy, my life sucked. It was a pointless and miserable life… until I had my best friend come into my life… His name was Max, my pet dog. He was always there to cheer me up, comfort me, and give me so much love-"

"Did he hump you?"

"What?!"

"Come on, all dogs hump their owners. Did he hump you?"

"Ye-Yes…"

"Classic!"

"Anyways, when he got old, he became weak and very sick… I tried my best to love him and help him in any way I could but… he was suffering… so… I have no choice but to put him down… I told him that I will find him…"

"So… you were sent to hell over putting down your dog?"

"No… what happens next is the main reason I was sent here. After I pray for Jesus to take good care of my dog-"

"Oh god! You're one of those religious nut jobs!"

"Please! I went back to take my dog's body to bury him but… the hospital donated his body for science… they gave me the address of where they kept his body… When I arrived… the address is a restaurant…"

"Oh shit…"

"I rushed inside to stop them from cooking my dog's body but… I was too late… The damn fat chef forced me out of his restaurant and… the bastard told me that my dog was delicious… The next day, I went back to the restaurant and…"

In a flashback, Joseph enters the restaurant while carrying a briefcase as he looks at the customers eating dog meat and enjoying them, which angers him. The fat chef approaches the young man with an angry look on his face. "Ha dog fucker," the cook yelled. "I thought I banned you from my restaurant yesterday!"

"I'm not here to bring hate or shut your restaurant down," he told him. "I… I just wanna say I'm so sorry for busting into your restaurant yesterday. I… I wasn't thinking straight…"

"Whatever. I still have a chuck of your dog's meat left over if you wanna have a taste of him. Wanna eat your dog?"

"Su-Sure… Can… Can I use your restroom real quick?"

"Go ahead and make your diarrhea less messy!"

Once he entered the men's restroom, he made sure no one was in there as he took a deep breath. He opened a briefcase and assembled an assault rifle while rage formed on his face. He pulls out his deadly knife before kicking the door open, shocking everyone. "Ha! What the fuck is th-" The fat cook yelled until Joseph stabbed him gruesomely in his fat belly then pulls his guts out while he was still alive and puking blood.

One of the workers grabbed him from behind but he stabbed the employee in the crotch and then brutally stabbed him in the throat. When the other cooks rushed out to stop him, Joseph pulled out his rifle and gunned them all down as he did to the fleeing customers. He then emptied his clip at the dead chef's body.

Joseph gets on top of the dead fat chef and grabs his face as he squeezes his eyes with his thumbs while grunting furiously. The police arrived to stop him but the rageful young man started gunning down the police out of blind rage. Finally, the swat team arrived and ended his life by shooting him repeatedly to death.

"And that's how I ended up here… Just a complete rage and murdering so many dog eaters is what it takes to end up in hell…"

Blitz stares at him completely speechless but his rage and killing spree. "That was the darkest, most tragic, and most brutal story I've ever heard… You're one sick poor sicko… YOU'RE HIRED!!!"

"Wait seriously?!"

"Of course! You definitely have what it takes to be one of us! After you explicitly detailed how you killed those fuckers and gunned them down, how can I not hire you?! You're perfect for the job!"

"Oh… Okay? About pay?"

"You'll be paid handsomely after each given task! We all get paid five ways, no sex intended."

"Uh-Understood."

"Welcome aboard!" They both shake hands. "For now on, I'm your new boss, Blitz! The o is silent."

"My name is Joseph. Thank you."

"You need a better name but you're welcome! Now, let me give ya your very own murder weapons!" Blitzo brings him to a cabinet. "Behold!"

When he opens it, Joseph is horrified by seeing so many disgusting sex toys, and most of it is used due to them being messy. "OH MY LORD," he cried while covering his eyes. "I DIDN'T KNOW WE ARE GOING TO DO THAT TO OUR VICTIMS!!!"

"Oh grow up! We're professionals! We have to use them to- Oh god!" Blitzo immediately closed it after releasing he opened the wrong drawer. "Okay uhh, that doesn't leave this room! Anyway, this is the real drawer!" Joseph looked at the open drawer and was amazed by all the deadly weapons. "You can pick anyone you want! Except for the ones with my name on it! They're my favorite!"

The sinner browsed through the weapons until he picked the ones that suited him. Joseph grabs two machetes and places them on his back. He puts on gauntlets and it reveals hidden blades underneath his hands. "Whoa! You got some awesome weapons here," he told his new boss.

"That really suits you! I see you're an up-close killer type. I knew you have the body and look of a professional assassin. Let me introduce ya to the crew! They're gonna love ya!"

The two steps out of the office as Blitzo went off to find the members of the crew. "So, you got the job huh," Loona asked Joseph while playing on her phone.

"Ye-Yeah but how did you-"

"Blitz has my desk next to his office. He wants me close at all times."

"Sounds like a protective father," Joseph laughs a bit.

"Well, he did adopt me."

"Whoa! He's your dad?"

"In a way, yeah."

"Huh? That's cool. I'm sure he's a good father to you."

"Yeah. He's okay. You saw his weird crappy sex toys didn't ya?"

"H-How do you know that?"

"He always keeps shitty junk in his office. Plus, your virgin scream gave it away."

"How does everyone know that I'm a virgin?"

"I didn't," she smirked.

"Oh… well play."

"Welcome to the crew. I'm sure you're gonna love it here. Or it makes ya want to kill yourself and sent you to super hell."

"Wait… is there another hell if you died in this one?!"

"Don't know. You can go find out if you want?"

"I… I prefer not."

"It's cool to have someone around my age here. I thought I was gonna be stuck hanging out with these lame old geezers."

"Well, that's good to hear. I guess?"

"Ha… I'm sorry to hear what happened to your dog. I'm sure he was sweet."

"Thanks. I appreciate it. I hope I ran into that fat prick so I can kill him again and send him to super hell."

"I hope so." The two laughed together while Joseph slowly formed feelings for the hellhound.

"M , I want you both to meet our newest member of the family," Blitzo shouted as he returned with the two imps. "This is our new member and the shining face of the company, Zoseph!"

"Uh hi! And it's Joseph," the sinner greeted him.

"Zoseph is a better fit for you, kiddo! Anyways, I want you to meet your new coworkers, Moxxie and Millie!"

"Well, hello, sugar," Millie greeted him. "Welcome to the crew! Happy to have a new face around here!"

"Welcome aboard, Joseph," Moxxie smiles. "I am glad to have a mature nice young gentleman here unlike a certain someone here." He referred to Loona as she flipped him off.

"Thanks," Joseph smiled at them. "I really do appreciate your kindness. I already like it here."

"Well, don't get comfortable with that dick up your ass," Blitzo told him.

"Wait what?!"

"Because on your first day, you're going to start killing humans from the living world from now on! You think you can handle that?"

"Ye-Yes, boss. I'll… I'll do my best to impress all of you."

"Alright alright good! Well, first thing first now that you're officially a part of the crew, we need your face around the office. We need photographs of ya being deadly and a true killer!"

"Sir, we can't afford to hire a photographer," Moxxie told him.

"I never said anything about hiring a photographer, Mox, I meant you doing it. Get those piles of shit out of your fucking ears for once, will ya!"

While the two were arguing, Joseph smiles sweetly as he'll begin his new life in hell with those he already calls his friends. Although, he's trapped in hell and may never see those he loves... but at least he's not alone.