Beacon- Glynda's Office

Friday Afternoon

Naruto and Sasuke were working on the liberal arts homework, while Glynda was doing some paperwork. While this is normal for a Friday afternoon Glynda was having some inner turmoil.

"The boys have been wearing the same clothes since they got here, they don't even have proper pajamas. I should take them out into vale, but then again all this work isn't going to get done by itself. But I can tell they don't know how to use the washing machine properly, I suppose I can speak with Professor Ozpin."

Sniff Sniff

"One of you smell." Naruto and Sasuke looked up at Glynda and then at each other.

"It's definitely you."

"Can't be, I take showers."

You both got pretty sticky yesterday when we were in the forever fall.

Yesterday

Naruto threw a kunai into one of the trees and sap started to seep out. Naruto scooped some with his finger and gave it a taste.

"Whoa, you should give this a try."

"Pass."

"Come on it's good."

"It looks too sweet."

"It's not that bad try it." Naruto got a hand full and waved it in front of Sasuke's face. Sasuke pushed his hand away.

"Cut it out."

"What's wrong afraid to get a little sticky." Sasuke didn't respond as he thought he heard someone yell out about there being an Ursa nearby.

SPLAT

…

…

"Naruto."

"Yes Sasuke."

"That wasn't you who just hit me in the back of the head with sap was it…"

"Why of course not that would be childish."

Sasuke turned around and saw that Naruto's hand was covered in less sap than what he originally had. Sasuke looked between Naruto's stupid grin and his hand and without weaving any hand signs he made a Chidori and shoved his hand through a tree.

"Uhhh?" Sasuke pulled his hand out it was covered in a tone of sap, the color left Naruto's eye as he began to run. Sasuke's Sharingan started spinning as he reeled his arm back and chucked the sap right at Naruto.

SPLAT

…

"I hope you know… this means war."

Later

"Stay here class I have to go find Naruto and Sasuke." Glynda walked in the direction she told Naruto and Sasuke to stay, it was the safety part of the forest and there was no way they could cause too much trouble.

"BASTARD!"

"Huh?"

Two pairs of red eyes met one another as what was once a beautiful red forest was now filled with crazy amounts of sap and fallen trees and for some reason a little bit of fire. In the center were Naruto and Sasuke sap in both hands.

"NARUTOOOO!"

"SASUKEEEE!"

"BOYS!!!"

They both froze in complete fear…

Back to the present

"Judging from the fact both of your clothes are still sticky you two didn't bath."

"Well, you see Ms.G …"

"No excuse, Shower, NOW!"

"We did we just don't have anything else to wear." Glynda sighed and then sent a text on her phone. "Get ready we're heading into Vale."

"What for?" Sasuke asked.

"You both need some clothes."

Vale- Clothing store.

Naruto and Sasuke were inside the changing room as Glynda looked for some sleepwear for them. She went to grab a sleeping shirt when her hand and another lady's hand hit each other.

"Oh sorry."

"No, it's on me." They both laughed and they grabbed the clothes. "Ah, you have two little boys huh?"

"Oh, uh, not quite, I mean yes, I am shopping for two little boys but they're not mine."

"Oh, my bad just the way you look looking at the clothes it really gave that motherhood is a never-ending struggle."

"Well, it definitely feels like that sometimes."

"Ms. G where do I put my dirty clothes?!?"

"Duty calls, hang in there girl." The woman walked off as Glynda sighed.

"Ms. G?"

"I'm coming Naruto."

Naruto stepped out of the changing room. Naruto had on a simple yellow T-shirt with black trims and orange cargo pants, he swapped his sandals for some casual close-toed shoes.

"Ms. G can I keep my jacket."

"I'll give it back to you once I wash it. Also, let me see your headband it's covered in sap." Naruto looked uncomfortable about taking it off but did as he was told.

Sasuke stepped out wearing a black shirt with purple cargo pants and casual close-toed shoes.

"Well, at least you both look like someone loves you now." Glynda chuckled at her own comment and had the boys hold some of the clothes she was buying them and a little extra Sasuke saw a book he liked and Glynda bought it for him.

"Thanks, Ms. G."

"Yes thank you, Ms. Goodwitch."

"It's fine boys and please outside of the school you can refer to me as Glynda." They both looked at her as if she had grown a second head.

"That will have to take some to get used to."

"Yeah, that feels weird."

"Right..." The three of them walked down the streets of Vale as happy as can be.

"OMG, Is that Whiskers and Gloomy and *Gasp* Ms. Goodwitch!" Naruto and Sasuke were both picked up in a bear hug and swung around.

"And look at you two, the new clothes look nice on you and I think this is the first time I've seen Naruto's forehead almost thought you didn't have one there sport."

POOF POOF

"Awe, boo." They both were dusting themselves off.

"Ms. Xio-Long, a simple hello would have sufficed." Yang giggled as she rubbed both the boy's heads the rest of team RWBY walked up.

"Hey, Naruto, Sasuke!" Ruby dashed up to them. "We haven't seen you both since the Cardin incident."

"Yeah, Naruto practically got grounded."

"I wasn't grounded. I was simply not allowed to leave our room."

"Sounds like being grounded to me."

"Shut it Weiss!"

" What was that pipsqueak!" While those two bickered Blake noticed Sasuke was holding a new book. Sasuke took notice and showed her.

"Huh, a story of two brothers destined to fight each other because of their different views on the world. A classic."

"Yeah, It just kinda spoke to me."

"Any good book will do that to you."

"awe look at you Blake you found yourself a book buddy, just don't show him the one you keep under your pillow."

"You know Yang I think you need a haircut." Blake slowly unsheathed her blade.

"I'm kidding I'm kidding… mostly."

"Well girls I need to get the boys back to the school, Naruto, Sasuke come along."

"Yes, Ma'am" They both ran up next to her waving team RWBY goodbye.

"And there gone." Said Ruby as the girls started to walk down the road.

Glynda and the boys were standing in front of the washing machine and dryer in the staff laundry area.

"Alright boys show me how you do laundry." Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and then at the washer and dryer. Sasuke opened the lid and Naruto dumped their dirty clothes in Sasuke shut the lid and turned the machine on.

"Is this how you to have been doing it?"

"Yup!" Glynda stopped the washer, poured a cup of detergent, and then started the washer back up.

…

"What was that?" Sasuke asked.

"Wave, it's a type of detergent that cleans your clothes." The boys oohed and Glynda went over how to wash clothes and use the dryer. Glynda clapped her hands to get the boy's attention.

"Alright, it's almost ten, and tomorrow the students from the other schools will be arriving, off to bed for the both of you."

"Awww but Ms.G~"

"No buts young man, you and Sasuke hurry up now." The boys nodded, made there way to their room, and got ready for bed. They were both now in their separate beds both wide awake Naruto was looking up at the ceiling and Sasuke was reading his book.

"Hey, Sasuke do you miss home?" Sasuke didn't really respond, he did however scratch the side of his neck.

"I mean don't you miss our friends, Sakura, Choji, Lee, and Kiba, you know?"

"Hard to say…"

"Huh?"

"I don't see them the same way you do."

"What do you mean?"

"They're not my friends, I don't really know them I barely talk to them and by the looks of it they barely want to talk to me."

"What are you talking about, everyone wanted to talk to you." Sasuke closed his book and turned off the lights before he got comfortable and laid down facing the wall.

Naruto just looked at him for a bit and just accepted he wasn't going to get an answer and he to laid down and silence crept over the room.

…

BOOOOOM

Their eyes fly open and they leap out of bed expecting there to be some kind of attack. A bright light shines from the outside of their window, Naruto opens the window and walks up the side of the wall to get a better look and Sasuke does the same.

The light flashes violently and it seems to get brighter.

"Naruto, Sasuke!!!" They looked over and a few windows down Team RWBY frantically waved at them. The boys ran over to them and Yang pulled them both in.

"Are you both crazy what if were under attack you can't be out in the open!" Before the boys could respond the light collapsed on it's self and exploded. Ruby acting fast shut the window and Weiss grabbed her weapon and used an ice glyph to place a wall as the window shattered after.

After a few seconds the sound and shaking stopped Weiss lowered the wall and all of them tried to see what happened. In the now decently-sized crater, two white-haired men slowly stood up. Naruto's eyes began to light up as a smile started to spread across his face.

"Ugh well, that definitely going in my top ten worst experiences I've been in. still better than that jockstrap incident. Oi, Kakashi you alive?"

"Yes, I am though I couldn't tell at first." They both dusted themselves off and started to look around Jiraiya let out a whistle.

"Would you look at this place, I thought the village hidden in the rain was pretty."

"PERVY-SAGE!!!!!" Jiraiya looked up as a blonde blur was speeding towards him.

A single tear fell down his face…

BOOOOOOM

Jiraiya was now completely wiped out as Naruto hugged and buried his chest into Jiraiya's chest rambling about how much he missed him.

Author: oh yeah, it all coming together.