Guda Guda: Honnoji Chapter

An Unlikely Invasion

May 3rd, 2015

A calm, peaceful day awaited Chaldea. Aside from trying to find the next Singularity, it was decided that the majority of the staff would have the day off in order to let them unwind, and to calm their nerves. The two Masters were no exception, and were put on stand-by in order to let them enjoy their day. The Chaldean took this opportunity to hang out in Mashu's room and play with Fou.

Unbeknownst to them, however, their day was about to become…interesting to say the least.

"You know, maybe we should give Fou a toy acorn." Tatsuko said.

"Why?" Mashu asked.

"Honestly, I want to see how he'd react."

"I…..don't think he's a squirrel….." Ritsuka muttered.

"Either way, it'd be funny."

"Fou, Fou!"

The Chaldean Trio looked at the little critter and took note of his wagging tail and his smile. Apparently he was amused by the suggestion. As soon as Fou leapt onto Mashu's shoulder, Tatsuko looked at Ritsuka with a knowing grin.

"So how far have you made it in Dark Souls?"

Ritsuka chuckled. "Cleared Blighttown."

Tatsuko stared at him wide eyed. "Seriously? In that short amount of time?"

Ritsuka nodded. "Yeah, I would have cleared that one sooner, but the Capra Demon was an absolute pain."

Tatsuko groaned in sympathy. "I know right? Whoever thought putting that boss in such a small arena with dogs chasing you is an absolute sadist. How many times did he kill you?"

Ritsuka shrugged. "About fifteen to twenty."

"Well that's not so bad. But now where are you?"

Ritsuka shivered. "Fighting the Gargoyles…"

Tatsuko let out an evil chuckle. "So you're experiencing the dual boss feature?"

Ritsuka nodded. "Yeah, and it is definitely frustrating."

"Oh buddy, you haven't seen anything yet."

Ritsuka's eyes widened. "What do you mean?"

Tatsuko flashed an evil grin. "Let's just say this won't be the last time this happens, and I'll say no more on the subject."

Ritsuka went pale. "You monster."

Mashu giggled. "It is really enjoyable to see you two interact like this."

The two Masters turned to her with raised eyebrows.

"Like what?" Ritsuka asked.

"Well, to me it looks like you two act more like siblings."

Ritsuka and Tatsuko looked at each other before giving a small shrug.

"I don't see it." Tatsuko said.

"Yeah, me neither." Ritsuka responded.

Mashu rubbed her chin in curiosity. "Maybe you both need more time to see it like I do?"

"Maybe." Ritsuka replied.

Mashu sighed. The Shielder looked at Tatsuko in order to change the subject. "Are you and Carmilla getting along?"

"We are." Tatsuko answered. "Though I'm still a little creeped out by her behavior sometimes."

"I am sure you will get along better with time."

"Oh definitely." Tatsuko looked at Ritsuka and noticed the book near his lap. "Hey, what book is that?"

Ritsuka looked down and shrugged. "It's about the Shinsengumi."

"Oh I read about that group a lot in school." Tatsuko replied.

"I have read about them as well." Mashu said. "I believe they were a group of samurai during the Bakumatsu period to protect the Shogunate, but were destroyed by the Emperor of Japan's forces six years after their formation."

"That's them." Ritsuka answered. "I'm surprised that you read about them."

Mashu blushed. "I mainly read about them from SHEBA, so my knowledge of them might be lacking compared to yours."

"Well that's fair." Tatsuko replied. "They were only around for six years, so compared to some other groups they don't have much to their names."

"That may be so, but you're still forgetting one thing." Ritsuka countered. "In those six years, they made a name for themselves and went down with both fame, and infamy."

"You have a fair point." Tatsuko chuckled. "It would be funny if they actually managed to ended up as Heroic Spirits."

"It's possible. I mean Emiya and Mata Hari were born after they died out, so if they managed to become Heroic Spirits, there's a good chance they can as well."

A second later, alarms blared around them. The Chaldean Trio got up immediately, with Fou by their side and ran out of Mashu's room. They all knew what this meant. Their day off would be cut short, because everyone was needed immediately.

"You guys think it could be the next major Singularity?" Tatsuko asked.

"I do not know." Mashu answered. "But we should find Doctor Roman first to see what is going on."

"Sounds like a plan." Ritsuka said. "We should head towards….."

The Chaldean Trio stopped in their tracks. Their eyes were having trouble processing what they were seeing. Standing with its back facing them was a strange, tiny looking person. It was a female, but her body had cartoonish proportions, with tiny points where her hands and feet should be. She had long black hair that fell down to her waist. She wore a black military uniform, with an ornate hat on her head.

The girl turned around casually, revealing her big, cartoonish white eye and mouth. The Chaldean Trio stared with their mouths agape as the girl pointed at them excitedly, jumping up and down.

"Nobu Nobu!"

The entire hallway rumbled for a moment. The moment it was done the Chaldean Trio's eyes widened in shock as they saw a group of the same woman appear to her side, staring at them and jumping up and down, chanting the same thing.

"Nobu Nobu! Nobu!"

Tatsuko's eye twitched at the scene before her.

"WHAT THE FU-"

"Well this is interesting." Davinci said.

A few minutes passed since their encounter with the strange creatures, and since then, the Chaldean Trio managed to make it to the Command Center. But in the process, the strange creatures formed an attachment to the three teens. Because of this, the Chaldean Trio let them follow the three of them to the Command Center, and allowed two of them to follow them inside, one of which was the first one they encountered. Back in the present, Roman stared at them in confusion, while Davinci looked on in amusement as the creatures split up, and clung to the two Masters legs. Their amusement skyrocketed as they watched as Fou stared at them with jealousy as Ritsuka and Tatsuko subconsciously moved their hands to pat the creatures heads.

"Well this isn't what I expected." Roman said.

"I'll say." Davinci replied. "I'm just glad they're not hostile."

"Why's that, Davinci?" Ritsuka asked as he continued to pat the creature's head.

"Well despite their appearances, these guys are pretty strong combatants."

Tatsuko laughed. "Oh come on Davinci, I think you're exaggerating."

"Oh? And why do you think that?"

Tatsuko knelt down and rubbed her face on the original creature's cheek. "Just look at them. There's no way that something this cute can be so dangerous!"

"Well regardless, they're still intruders." Roman said. "And we still don't know where they came from."

(CV: Look, we had to get them out of the studio one way or another, and the portal to Chaldea was still open, so we took the easy way out.)

"I agree." Mashu said. "We need to get the other Servants together, and solve this at once!"

"That's going to be a bit of a problem." Davinci said. "You see, some of the Servants went missing, and with them gone we need those remaining to stay here in case these things attack."

"Then what can we do?" Ritsuka asked.

"Well, we have an idea on where the missing Servants might be." Roman answered. "There's a new Singularity that's in Japan right now, so that's our best bet."

"Is it one of the seven you mentioned?" Mashu asked.

"No, this one is a minor Singularity. Meaning it isn't a big problem yet. But this is our only way to get supplies now, and it should prove useful in giving you guys some experience."

"Well how are we supposed to solve this with just the three of us?" Tatsuko asked. "Don't get me wrong, Mashu is definitely a big help, but we don't know what we're up against."

"Ahem."

Everyone turned to see Marie staring at them with a smile. "Sorry for the intrusion, but Siegfried and I found some intruders that might shed some light on the situation."

No sooner did she say that did Siegfried walk in the door with two captives, their upper bodies completely tied up with rope. The Chaldean Trio took note of their appearances and noted something interesting.

They were both women, but one looked similar to Artoria, but her hair was lighter and shorter, and not tied to a bun. She had pale golden eyes, and what looked like a pink kimono and a dark pink hakama.

As for the other girl, it was clear that she had some relation to the creatures, for she looked very similar to them, but with actual human features. However, her eyes were red, and she wore a red cape with her uniform. The moment they looked at the Chaldean Trio, their eyes lit up as they saw the creatures clinging to the Masters' legs.

"There you guys are!" The blonde woman shouted. "We were looking everywhere for you!"

The creatures jumped up and down as they stared at the two newcomers.

"NOBU NOBU. NO NO NOBU!" They shouted in unison. The two creatures ran up to the two captives and hugged their legs.

"Okay you guys, untie them. I don't think they'll harm us." Davinci said with a wink.

Siegfried nodded and untied the two captives. Once they were freed, they knelt down and patted the two creatures heads.

"There there, everything's going to be alright now." The black haired woman said.

"Yeah, now that we found you, we can go back and fix this mess." The blonde woman said.

Ritsuka and Tatsuko cleared their throats, gaining the attention of the former captives. The blonde woman gasped and bowed. "I apologize for our rudeness! Thank you for finding our friends. If there's anything you all need, we would like to return the favor!"

"Yeah, what she said." The black woman replied. "I'm not one to let a debt go, so I'd like to help out a bit."

Roman sighed. "Well frankly, I don't know if there's anything you two CAN do for us."

"Are you sure?" The black haired woman asked. "The two of us are Heroic Spirits, so there's gotta be SOMETHING we can do."

Everyone stared at them silently for a few moments to let the revelation sink in. That was an awfully convenient revelation…..

"Well in that case we could use your help." Ritsuka said. "You see, there's this singularity, and we think some of our friends are in there and-"

"Deal." The black haired woman answered.

"Okay then, how about you tell us who you are." Tatsuko replied.

The blonde woman stepped forward. "I am from Shinsen–... I mean, call me Sakura Saber."

Everyone but the black haired woman raised an eyebrow at that until the black haired captive laughed.

"And I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Nobu– No, Demon, right! I'm Demon Archer!"

(OC facepalm: Wow, REAL smooth you dumbasses!)

Everyone remained silent at the revelations. Ritsuka looked at Sakura Saber and gulped. Roman cleared his throat to snap everyone back to attention, and to also return a sense of normalcy in this rather crazy scenario.

"Okay, we have the coordinates, so please enter the coffins so we can begin."

The Chaldean Trio and their new allies walked towards the coffins, before the two creatures ran up to them.

"Nobu, Nobu Nobu."

Demon Archer laughed. "Don't worry, we're not going to leave you two behind here."

"Oh you can understand what they're saying?" Ritsuka asked.

Demon Archer nodded. "Yeah, we both can. How about I teach you guys how to understand them as we solve this Singularity."

"Sounds like a plan." Tatsuko said.

"Now hang on a moment!" Roman shouted. "What about the other ones? Are you guys just going to leave them here?"

"Don't worry." Sakura Saber replied. "They won't harm anyone. They were just scared and frightened because they didn't know where we were. Besides, they seem to like it here."

Marie giggled. "Well I for one don't mind one bit. They're just too adorable!"

Roman sighed. "Okay, okay, fine. They can stay until we know more about what's going on."

"Thanks!" Demon Archer replied. "I'm pretty sure there's not enough of these coffins to make them all leave with us anyway."

Davinci nodded. "You know, she's got a point Rom-"

"Not another word, Davinci." Roman said in annoyance. "Not another word."

After that, the Chaldean Trio and the two new Servants entered the coffins. The two creatures decided to go with Demon Archer and Sakura Saber, making Tatsuko pout a bit as she and Ritsuka were the only ones without company in their respective coffins.

"Okay everyone, get ready to Rayshift."

The group took deep breaths and closed their eyes as the process began. As the process was underway, Sakura Saber and Demon Archer took note of the pleasant sensation of the rayshift, something that their small companions felt as well. A moment later, the lights grew brighter, until they felt themselves get transported to the Singularity.

The Chalden Trio opened their eyes and were shocked at the scenery before them. Right in front of them was a vast area of rice fields. They turned to look behind them, and saw they were right in front of a woodland area.

"Well, that was fun."

The Trio turned to see Demon Archer and Sakura Saber walking towards them with the two creatures.

"Okay so now that we're here, how about you tell us what's really going on here." Ritsuka said.

Tatsuko and Mashu stared at him in surprise. They then looked at Demon Archer and Saber Sakura, who stared at the male teen with raised eyebrows.

"Okay." Sakura Saber answered.

Ritsuka stared at her in surprise. "Really? Just like that?"

Demon Archer nodded. "Yeah, why wouldn't we? Besides, we were going to tell you anyway."

Ritsuka stared at them with his mouth agape. "Wow, that was much easier than I thought."

Demon Archer laughed. "Well it can't be helped! Now follow me and Sakura Saber, and we'll tell you guys what happened to us."

The Chalden Trio did just that, and followed the two Servants into the woods. Along the way, Demon Archer and Sakura Saber regaled where they were from, and what led to this mess. Apparently, they were fighting in a Holy Grail War in the Imperial Capital of Japan in another world, only for it to be tampered with, and lose control. Demon Archer was involved somehow, and in the process, her subconscious was let loose, and was wreaking havoc upon reality.

"Oh, so this was all your fault, Demon Archer." Tatsuko said.

Demon Archer nodded. "Yeah. And the worst part is that most of my power has been stolen. Originally I should be OP like a Last Boss, but now I'm like a 0.5 star Servant. In short, I got nerfed to a level one noob because of these little guys right here."

"You mean these creatures took most of your power?" Ritsuka said.

"Yeah, but these guys aren't an issue since they're on our side. I can just get my full power back by getting rid of the enemy ones and their head honcho!"

"Well that doesn't explain why they only have one eye." Tatsuko stated.

Demon Archer blushed and stammered. "I-It's only being hidden by hair, yes? See, it's just like that girl over there!"

"Don't lump me in with them!" Mashu shouted.

"Mashu, please calm down." Ritsuka said.

"Hey, keep it down." Demon Archer said. "I sense something coming."

Everyone looked at Demon Archer for a moment and saw the look in her eyes. This prompted Sakura Saber and Mashu to ready their weapons and formed a line with the black haired Archer in front of the Masters. The trees started to rustle, making the three defenders tighten their grips on their weapons. The two Masters looked at Demon Archer and raised their eyebrows.

She wasn't using a bow. Instead, she was wielding a musket, and more of them were floating around her.

"Hey Demon Archer, why are you using muskets?" Tatsuko asked. "Aren't you supposed to be an Archer?"

"I'll explain later." Demon Archer said. "They're here!"

Ritsuka and Tatsuko turned back to their front and gasped at what they saw. Jumping out of the woods were the same creatures that clung to Ritsuka's and Tatsuko's leg. But unlike them, the ones in front of them were of different sizes. Some were the same size as their own, but others were much larger.

"Okay, so what's the plan?" Tatsuko asked.

"What kind of silly question is that?" Sakura Saber asked back in disbelief. "We kill them of course!"

"Wait what?!" Ritsuka shouted. "But we can't!"

"And why not?" Demon Archer asked.

"We have a no-killing policy in Chaldea." Mashu answered. "And I am not sure what category these creatures should be put in."

"Nobu Nobu!"

Ritsuka and Tatsuko looked at their little companions as they jumped up and down.

"What are they saying?" Tatsuko asked.

"They're telling us to kill them." Demon Archer answered. The black haired girl did a double take and looked back at the creatures jumping up and down. "Wait, you actually want us to kill them?"

"Nobu Nobu! Nob Nobu Nobu Nobu!"

"Ummmm, clarification?"

"They said that they shouldn't be shown any mercy." Demon Archer answered.

The Chaldean Trio looked at the creatures in front of them and gulped.

"What's wrong?" Sakura Saber asked.

"I don't know if we should….." Ritsuka muttered.

"Why not?" Demon Archer asked.

Mashu blushed. "They are too cute…"

Demon Archer stared at her in disbelief. "You can't be serious."

"Just look at them!" Tatsuko shouted. "You expect us to go through with killing these adorable critters?"

Not a second later, the comms turned on, revealing Roman with a shocked expression. "You guys won't believe what the rest of these critters did when you left."

Ritsuka groaned. "What did they do?"

"They updated our No-Killing policy, and in the process we now know what to call them." Roman answered. "They put Mini-Nobus under the exemption category. So it sounds like they're fine with their own kind getting killed."

The Chaldean Trio and the two Servants looked at the two creatures, now known as Mini-Nobus, jumping at Ritsuka's and Tatsuko's sides.

"Wow, you guys sure are bloodthirsty little psychopaths." Tatsuko muttered.

"I don't think it's just them." Ritsuka said. "I think the ones in front of us are out for blood too."

Tatsuko looked back and saw the enemy Mini-Nobus draw their weapons and chant their names repeatedly.

"Okay look, Mini-Nobus One and Two told us to go through with it and the ones back at your place made it perfectly clear that they want this too." Demon Archer replied. "So we're going to have to go through with this."

The Chaldean Trio looked at each other and nodded reluctantly with resigned groans.

"Can you make sure it's quick and painless?" Tatsuko asked.

Sakura Saber and Demon Archer nodded and returned their attention back to the enemy. The Mini-Nobus fired upon the Chaldeans, but Mashu used her shield to block them with ease. Demon Archer used the opportunity to shoot at the enemy from the relative safety of Mashu's shield, killing some of the enemy Mini-Nobus through sheer overwhelming firepower. This in turn gave Sakura Saber an opening to lunge at some of the Mini-Nobus, and strike them down with quick slashes of her katana. The Saber then saw two Mini-Nobus draw their swords and attacked her. Sakura Saber was gone in a flash, hitting them with quick cuts, thrusts and stabs.

The Chaldean Trio watched the Saber with awe as she continued to fight. She was so quick on her feet and technique that they had a hard time keeping up with her movements. Demon Archer was no pushover either, despite what she said earlier about being weakened. The black haired girl took out three Mini-Nobus that were about to attack Sakura Saber from behind. The blonde Saber then proceeded to rush towards two more Mini-Nobus at blinding speed before cutting them in half.

The remaining Mini-Nobu charged towards them, and it was the largest of them all. Sakura Saber and Demon Archer looked at each other and nodded. A second later, Sakura Saber rushed towards the enemy, only for Demon Archer to materialize multiple muskets in front of the blonde woman. Sakura Saber jumped on one, then another, and then another until she was close enough to strike.

SCHLICK

Sakura Saber cut off the Mini-Nobu's head. The creature slowly dissipated into dust as Sakura Saber sheathed her katana. She looked back at Demon Archer and gasped. "Archer, your body's glowing!"

Demon Archer raised an eyebrow until she looked at her hands. "Oh hey, you're right! And I feel stronger too!"

"Well that's good." Sakura Saber replied. "Now that means you'll be able to do more to fix the mess you made."

"You're never going to let me forget that, are you….."

"Nope, now how about you stop complaining and-"

Everyone watched in shock as Sakura Saber lost her balance slightly as she coughed. Demon Archer immediately rushed to her side and produced a handkerchief.

"Dammit, you should have said something." The black haired woman said.

Sakura Saber chuckled weakly. "Sorry, but I had to keep it in check so I could deal with that last one. Otherwise I would've fallen and gotten myself killed."

Tatsuko ran up to them to see what was going on, and gasped at what she saw. Blood was on the cloth. Lots of blood.

"MEDIC!"

"That's my cue." Ritsuka said. The male Master ran up to them and saw the situation, and winced at the blood. He then activated his magic circuits in order to heal Sakura Saber, but the woman put her hand up and smiled.

"I'll be okay." She said. "It's just my skill acting up."

Ritsuka raised an eyebrow. "Your skill?"

"Yes. And because of it, Sometimes I'm unable to act, or I'm defenseless before an enemy. That's all this ability does…"

"Wow, talk about a useless skill….." Tatsuko muttered.

"It is…" Sakura Saber muttered.

"Honestly it's a wonder you survived any battles because of it." Demon Archer said.

"Well that aside, I believe you owe us an explanation on something." Ritsuka said. "How come you're using guns when you're supposed to be an Archer?"

"Oh yeah, I did say I would answer that." Demon Archer said. "In essence, I'm an Archer because of the fact I use muskets."

Ritsuka raised an eyebrow. "Wait what?"

"What's wrong?"

"How can you be part of that Class if you don't use their signature weapon?" Ritsuka asked. "The Archer Class is supposed to be made up of Archers."

"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard." Demon Archer replied. "The truth is that anyone who uses weapons at long range can classify as an Archer."

The Chaldean Trio stared at the black haired girl in disbelief. The Archer then looked at them and sighed. "Look, I know that it seems confusing, but it can't be helped. So let's just move on and get out of these woods. And while we're doing that, we could learn your names."

And with that Demon Archer and Sakura Saber walked further into the woods to find the exit with their Mini-Nobus right behind them. Mashu walked up to the two Masters with sheer surprise.

"So if I could use a gun, would that mean I could qualify for the Archer Class as well?" She asked.

"Honestly I think you're perfect just the way you are Mashu." Ritsuka replied, earning a small blush from the Shielder.

"Well regardless, we just got hit with a lot of bombshells today." Tatsuko said. "Honestly I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this."

"Yeah, I know what you mean." Ritsuka answered back. "Honestly, this is the weirdest thing I have ever been a part of…."

"Yeah, same here." Tatsuko said. "Oh, should we tell Demon Archer and Sakura Saber we know who they are?"

Ritsuka looked at each other for a moment before looking back at Tatsuko, shaking their heads.

"No, let's not tell them quite yet." Ritsuka answered.

"I agree with Senpai." Mashu said.

"Alright then, let's keep it a secret for now."

"Hey guys, are you coming or what?" Demon Archer asked.

The Chaldean Trio nodded and ran towards their new companions, and on the crazy journey that they were about to embark on.

Mini Nobu: Nobu Nobu Nobu, Nobu Nobu Nobu.

OC: You don't say? Well I have to try that next time.

CV: Hey, focus, we have an audience, remember?

OC (Looks at the stage): Oh right, sorry about that. Hello everyone. Well, I'd say this has been one of the funniest chapters we have written so far, wouldn't you agree Vlad?

CV: Of course, fitting for the first GudaGuda event.

OC: Honestly I can't believe the hilarity of the fact that we are releasing this chapter four days not only before Guda Guda 5 drops on the NA server, but also Guda Guda 7 for JP. You can't ask for better timing.

CV: What a coincidence, never really expected both servers to be getting their new GudaGuda when we released the chapter of the first one in Chronicles.

OC: I didn't either but I love it considering the GudaGuda event has a special place in my heart. It is what cemented my love for Fate Grand Order with its meta humor, and it's also the one where I got my first welfare Servant in Nobu, so this is going to be a VERY cathartic one for me.

CV: Lucky, I didn't start until the re-run of the third one.

OC: Yeah you started the game when the Guda Guda series was becoming more serious lol. But hey the stories got better as well. Speaking of that, some of you might be wondering why the first Guda event is taking place now, when in the game it was after a year or so. Well you can thank Vlad for the suggestion! It was actually his idea, but unfortunately we won't be divulging the main reason why we did it quite yet. Instead I will just say it's because it's a hilarious event, and we both love the Guda characters to bits.

CV: Especially Nobu. I have both the Avenger and Berserker versions in NA, both of which I use rather regularly since I love her so much.

OC (Sweats because he has all three): That's nice. In any case, some of you may have noticed that we decided to break the fourth wall and give commentary on certain points in this chapter. Well I hope you guys don't mind, because you'll be seeing us doing that quite a bit in this arc to keep with the humor in the Guda event. Besides, the sheer ridiculousness is just BEGGING for us to do it lol.

CV: We're going to be putting our commentary in the next chapters very frequently, because it's honestly very funny and there's no reason for us not to do it.

Mini Nobu: Nobu Nobu.

OC: Yeah she's got a point. It would be a crime to NOT say anything.

CV: Okay so I know I said I wasn't against you keeping one of the mini Nobus, but did you have to dress her like Fou?

OC (looks at the mini nobu): Honestly I don't know where she got that. The Fou costume I had is too small for her to wear. Though it DOES look…..wait a minute…..Where did you get that Mini Nobu? The one clinging to your leg?

CV: Oh, her? I'll be real, I just gave her some food and she won't leave me alone, so might as well keep her.

OC: Well it's going to be a big responsibility. You have to walk them, feed them, and clean up after them too.

Mini Nobu: NOBU!

OC: Okay scratch that, just feed them.

CV: I taught mine to use the toilet.

OC: And mine already came toilet trained, so I guess that's less work for us. And hey, they are also very helpful in cleaning the place up. AND they helped rebuild the studio in a short amount of time.

CV: It's the least they could do after they destroyed it the first time. By the way, any progress on finding out HOW they got in here in the first place?

OC: Yeah, I found out that Gary left the door open by accident. And I made sure to take care of him by giving him a boot to the head…..and also punishing him by firing him and forcing him to go to Chaldea and work without getting paid. And before you ask, I made sure to alter everyone's memories to make them think he was there the whole time.

CV: You know that Gary's going to blow up the generator in a week tops right?

OC: Not to worry, I made sure that his occupation would be one where he DOESN'T put everyone's lives in danger. In fact they'll make sure he doesn't go anywhere near those kinds of places.

CV: Janitor?

OC: Nope, he's working in the Command Room but as an analyst. He's actually good at that.

CV: Really? Huh, never expected it from him.

OC: Honestly I kinda feel bad for him. I'm pretty sure everyone in Chaldea is going to hate him….then again he's not really likable so it shouldn't be so surprising.

CV: True enough, not sure why you hired him in the first place.

OC: I didn't. Hell I was against it but our supervisor wanted him for some reason saying that we needed him. But I guess if he's in Chaldea now, the boss will be satisfied.

CV: We're rid of him finally!

OC: Yeah, he's Chaldea's problem now. But hey at least it could give us some entertainment! Speaking of entertainment, we hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, and we will see you next week!