The Sewers/Dog Eats Dog
*Valjean, carrying Marius, collapses in the sewers*
Thénardier: Here's a tasty ring
Pretty little thing!
*in a Gollum voice* My precious!
*recognizes Valjean and runs away*
Valjean: *wakes up and exits the sewers* You again, Javert! Just let me take this boy to get some medical attention, and I'll come back to you.
Javert: You and all the excuses you have! Fine, go. I'll be waiting, 24601.
Valjean: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Javert's Suicide
Javert: Everything I've believed all my life is failing me! How can a criminal show mercy like this man has! I can't understand it, so I guess my only option is to kill myself!
Random passerby: That is not an option, buddy!
Javert: I am reaching, but I fall
And the stars are black and cold
As I stare into the void
Of a world that cannot hold
Tales: *is slowly regaining consciousness*
Javert: I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Jean Valjean
There is nowhere I can turn
There is no way to go ooooooooon! *jumps off the bridge and lands in the water with a terrible crack*
Tales: *laughs hysterically*
Director: Are you seriously laughing at a death scene?
Tales: I'm sorry! It's the sound effect! I can't take Javert's suicide seriously because of that noise!
A/N: Get it? "For the last time, stop calling me that?" Because it's the last time he'll ever call him that? Because he commits suicide...