First of all, I'm so immensely sorry it's taken me THIS long, to update this. I swear I was going to, but just forgot. Hope you can all forgive me. But I'm coming at you guys with another chapter of Blitzo Loona wholesomeness. This one's a little shorter, but hopefully you guys won't mind.
Also I know you all voted for an adult Loona chapter, but I kinda forgot and wanted to do another fluffy baby one so here you go. Next one will probably be the adult one, as it's the one most written out.
"Alrighty Loony-Toony. Come on, come to Papa Blitz," the imp patted his knees and motioned for the baby to move towards him. Little Loonie giggled delightedly as she started to crawl. "No no no no, on your feet, on your feet, you can do it, sweetie."
He motioned her to stand up, the imp-pup looking confused at her father's motions, before eventually smiling in understanding. She leaned against the nearby wall and shakily tried to stand up. "Yeah, yeah! That's it Loonie! That's my girl!" Blitzo cheered excitedly. Ever since Barb had started babysitting his little daughter, Loona had gotten closer and closer to taking her first steps. Once she was able to shakily stand up on her own, it wasn't long before the imp started trying to help her at least once a day, to finally go for her first walk
Leaning against the wall, Loona began to let go as she uneasily stood. She raised her left foot, her dad beaming with excitement…only for the child to stumble and nearly fall flat on her bum again. Loona let out a small whine in displeasure but thankfully didn't cry.
Blitzo sighed a bit disappointed, but still helped up his daughter and cheered her up with a boop on her nose. "Yah did your best Loonie. You'll get it next time."
The pup let out a small yawn, one that Blitzo soon reciprocated. "Yeah, you're right Loonie. The weekend's over. Better catch some zees if I'm going to make it to next week." He placed his daughter in her newly acquired crib, the imp-hound having recently outgrown her original box bed. He kissed her goodnight, striped into his undies, and eventually drifted into the night.
Blitzo woke up, to the bright greens of a Greed morning, peaking through the blinds of his window. The imp moaned in annoyance, as he reluctantly opened his eyes while grumbling about it being too early. His alarm hadn't even gone off yet. He considered going back to catch a few minutes of sleep but decided to quickly check the time on his phone.
He woke up instantly when he noticed he had slept in half an hour late.
"FUUUUUUUUUCK!"
His loud, panicked scream woke up Loona, the baby starting to cry while Blitzo rushed out of bed, and began scrambling for his clothes. He was already late enough for work now, so showering was out of the question. Just a quick face wash and a dash of deodorant would have to do.
"ShitShitShitShitShit! I knew I forgot something last night!" The imp rushed out of the bathroom, face still wet, gently picked up her child, and tried his damndest to juggle rushing to work and calming her down at the same time. Thankfully her diaper was clean, so that was one less thing to worry about.
It took him roughly 10 minutes to finally calm her down, which only delayed him even more. With no time to waste, the imp strapped on his baby carrier put his daughter inside, grabbed her bag, went in the fridge for a jar of carrot baby mush, half a moldy fruit, and then bolted towards the bus which was already departing from its stop.
The imp had to run till his legs stung and then claw his way through a broken window, but Blitzo eventually managed to get inside the moving vehicle. He was able to uncomfortably squeeze himself between two other imps, as he sat down and tried to ignore the small pile of vomit next to him.
The bus ride to Loo Loo Land continued without much fun. Bluzo fed Loona her breakfast, much to the disgust of the two imps sitting beside him, he ate his moldy fruit which did little to sustain him, and tried to ignore the noise around him until they finally arrived at the knockoff amusement park. As he entered through the employee entrance, he groaned at the sight of his boss waiting for him.
"You're late Blitzo," The scruffy imp said grumpily as Blitzo passed him, giving him a rotten stink eye. "That's gonna come outta your pay."
"Yeah, yeah, what the fuck else is new?" Blitzo muttered as he passed him, already feeling tired despite the extra sleep.
"See you forgot your clown suit, again. Third time this month," his boss added dryly, Blitzo mentally facepalming himself upon realization. "That thing ain't cheap you know. You wanna use our spare, it's gonna come outta your pay too."
Great! So now he wasn't eating dinner this weekend. Blitzo almost considered telling his boss off, but he didn't want to give him another excuse to duck his pay, so he just grumbled, walked past him, and towards the usual playpen he'd leave Loona, while he was off working.
Thankfully, it was only a few feet away from the entrance, and no line of parents to keep him up any further. He entered and was immediately stopped by one of the workers.
"Oh no, I already told you, Blitz, she ain't allowed in here no more!"
"Yeah, I know Kevin, but you're going to have to make an exception this time, alright?" Blitzo demanded handing Loona over to the worker. "I woke up late for work, the daycare's a 20-minute drive from here and her aunt's like a whole hour."
"Not my problem dude," Kevin dismissed annoyed, shoving the baby back over to the imp. "Parents don't wanna leave their babies with some horned lizard-dog, and I'm always the one who has to hear them nag about it. Both from the parents and our boss for letting her stay there and scare away families. Should've remembered the alarm asshole."
Kevin tried to leave, but Blitzo wasn't having any of it. "Satan damn it, you can let her stay this fucking once! Just one time, that's all I'm asking!" But he wouldn't budge, walking away with no sympathy, almost out of earshot when Blitzo tried a desperate bluff. "I'll tell the boss you're the one scalping the limited edition Robo-Fizz merch online!"
That caught Kevin's attention, the imp giving Blitzo the dirtiest of stink eyes as he took Loona off his arms. "If I get one complaint from my boss about this I'll-"
"Take it outta my paycheck, yeah I fucking know," Blitzo finished for him, giving Loona a goodbye pat on the head, as he then ran to the changing rooms. Of course, by the time he arrived, most of the actors were already on duty, leaving just him and a few extras getting ready, most of whom Blitzo didn't know well enough to greet.
The imp passed them by, too tired and fed up to say anything, grabbed one of the tins of face paint, and began getting ready. He smeared the various face paints on almost like a robot, having done it so often it was a dull routine for him. Once that was done, he pulled out the spare clown costume inside his locker. He put on the uncomfortable clown nose, and the childish horn balls and went to put on the suit when he noticed…it was fucking filthy!
"What the fuck? Alright, who's the asshole that dumped their lunch/semen all over the extra clown suit?!" He shouted pissed off, revealing the outfit to the other extras, showing that it was covered in juice, food stains, and even some excrement.
The extras just shrugged, completely apathetic to the imp's distress. "Eh, probably Louie," one of them said. "Think he and his boyfriend fucked yesterday, during closing hours."
"Yeah, probably should've remembered your own suit, if you cared about it that much about it. Nobody's used that thing in weeks," another one agreed, only further angering the imp. Blitzo opened his mouth to start shouting, only for the outside door to fly open as one of the other actors, marched towards him glaring annoyed.
"There you are, Blitzo!" He shouted grabbing Blitzo roughly by the arm, as he pointed towards the center of the park. "Get your ass moving over to Fizz's tent right the fuck now! Kids are wanting their balloons!"
Blitzo cringed in pain at the force and wrestled himself out of the hold. "Are you shitting me? Sir, I can't go out wearing this thing. It's uglier than your ex-husband!" He showed his ruined clown suit to prove his point.
The actor wasn't the slightest moved, barking back. "Well, then it matches your face perfectly. Now get moving you fucking diva! We ain't paying you to bitch around!"
Two minutes later, Blitzo was out of the changing room and in the spare, shifting and cringing uncomfortably with every step, as he tried to ignore how gross the suit looked and felt to walk in. And his lack of a shower only made him feel worse. And the worst part about it was having to walk around in it, with the biggest, happiest smile he could fake, because this was Loo Loo Land. Where everything was fun, everyone was happy, and where throwing a fit on the job could end your career right then and there./
So he was stuck waiting by his balloon cart, offering his cheap wares to dumb kids, while the same 6 annoying songs repeated endlessly every hour, and refused to leave his brain long after he had left. It felt like they were taunting him at this point. What he wouldn't kill for a smoke or decent drink right now…
"Can you believe they let a hound hybrid in this place? Gah, and here I thought this place was supposed to be family-friendly!" Blitzo's desire for a stiff drink worsened, at the sound of a nearby succubus mother, catching to another, dragging her son on a leash as she scoffed in disgust. "Just wait til I get a hand on the manager! Next thing you know, they'll let those untrained things loose on the children. And who knows, what diseases they carry."
If Blitzo had his gun on him, he'd be tempted to shoot them right there job be damned. He opened his mouth to scream out a threat when-
"Hey, mister! I wanna a kitty cat! A kitty cat!" A young shark girl had asked that, being one of the many children exiting after another one of the Robo-Fizz's shows. Her genuine smile was almost enough to cheer Blitzo up a little.
"Yah, heard the lady Fire Toad. Get to work." Her dad, a chubby Hammerhead said with a gruff voice, shoving a wadded-up dollar in his face, with a deep frown, that drained any good mood he might've had.
The imp fought back a sigh, took the money, and began blowing up a balloon. A few twists and turns, and he had ended up with a fairly impressive animal. Actually looked like what it was supposed to for once. "Well, here you go kiddo, one little balloon cat-"
POP!
It burst within seconds of him handing it to the girl, much to her horror. "…which was just run over by a tow truck. Enjoy."
The little girl burst into tears, while the dad gave him a furious glare. "I want my money back toad!"
"Sorry sir, no refunds. Company policy, all sales are final and all that shit," Blitzo dismissed rudely, no longer in any mood to even appear apologetic or happy over the whole thing. "If you want I can make another one, for 10 percent off. Course it'll likely blow up too."
The hammerhead gave him a dirty glare, and walked away with his daughter, flipping Blitzo off while muttering how he was 'filthy,' 'greedy', 'dirty' and all other sorts of profanities. His daughter, however, broke free of his hold, tears still in her eyes as she walked right up towards the imp. Blitzo looking a little concerned.
"Uhhh, look kid. Sorry about the balloon. That happens sometimes, I was just having a-GAH FUCK!"
Blitzo cried out in pain, as the little girl kicked him in the leg as hard as she could, running back to her father, while the imp clutched his wound in pain. Fuck, she kicked hard for a little kid; felt like he had broken something. He struggled to get back up, some of the children laughing at his plight, while he silently cussed them out and wished this day would be over already.
"W-w-w-w-well, well, well! Looks like poor B-B-Blitzo had a whittle trip! I see you're just as pop-pop-popular with the kids as ever. Hahahahaha" laughed the robotic voice that sounded eerily familiar to that of Blitzo's oldest friend. Just the mechanical sound of it boiled his blood; Blitzo growled as he tried to ignore the Fizz Bot emerging from his tent to pick on his favorite target.
"Oh, fuck off you metal pain in the ass," growled Blitzo, refusing to meet the robot's eye as he climbed back beside his cart. "Don't you have another bajillion shows to do and kids to exploit?"
The robot just zipped over, until he was right beside Blitzo, placing a hand on his shoulder as he mockingly smiled at the imp. "O-O-O-O-Oh, don't look so s-s-sad there B-B-Blitzo. Least they're a-a-actually laughing at you t-t-t-t-this time." Small sparks escaped from his neck, as the Robo-Fizz stuttered and gave the imp a venomous smile. "Y-y-you should consider physical c-c-comedy. Cause you're clearly way b-b-better at it than your s-s-s-sorry little jokes."
Blitzo slapped the Fizz's hand off him, much to the robot's amusement as he glared into his face. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up you robotic hack job," snapped Blitzo with an accusatory point. "The only reason kids like you is cause you steal all your material from your actually popular, and total sell-out, real self. Without his image to mooch off of, you'd be nothing more but parts for someone else's used-up sexbot!"
If the Robo-Fizz had tears, he'd be shedding several of the crocodile variety, as he faked sadness and cried. "Boo hoo hoo, that's not very n-n-n-n-nice of you Blitzoooooo. And I thought we w-w-w-were f-f-f-friends!" He then dropped the act and gave the imp a vicious smirk. "Guess that explains why you don't have any."
Blitzo flinched just a little at that, though he tried to play it off and grunted: "Yeah, well who needs 'em anyway? Not like you have any yourselves, besides your broken-up band back there."
Robo-Fizz however noticed his little moment of weakness and grinned evily. "T-t-that's the thing, friend." The robot zipped right up into the imp's face, moving so suddenly Blitzo tripped and landed on his butt. The jester just leaned into the imp's face as he said: "Even if I'm just a r-r-r-ripoff, I still bring people more laughter and joy than you ever had in your whole l-l-l-life. A-a-at least, I have folks who care about me. Enough for them to wanna see m-m-me multiple times a day, a week, a month, even y-y-years! Even after all the kids have all grown up, they'll still r-r-r-remember my face, my band, my songs and even come back with their own screaming l-l-l-little shits, to watch my show, while you'll be left forgotten and unl-l-l-loved. From the shitty circus to your b-b-b-bombs on stage, you'll never be anything more than a pathetic failure! A complete and utter unloved f-f-f-fcuk up! How does that feel BLITZO?"
Blitzo was unable to respond, the animatronic clown's words stabbing him right where it hurt the most, almost reducing him to a wreck. The robotic Fizz just cackled. "Hah! Now that's a show worth seeing! Poor little B-B-B-Blitzo, completely speechless."
The animatronic strolled back to his tent, laughing to himself, leaving Blitzo to pick himself up. The imp cringed and fought against the tears threatening to spill, as he did his best to resume his job, though he couldn't hide how his hands shook for almost an hour afterward.
The rest of Blitzo's day went on by in a blur; hours and minutes becoming interchangeable as he went about his work, blowing up balloons, shaping them into animals, most of which popped. Kids cried, parents complained, Robo-Fizz laughed and sang his annoying songs, his stomach ached from hunger, and his suit smelled and felt gross. At some point, he ate lunch, not that he could remember what, as he spent most of the day feeling like a zombie, forced to smile to please the masses. Finally, after Satan knew how many hours, his day came to a long overdue end.
The apartment door slowly creaked open, as a tired, stressed, and overworked imp trudged through with no hint of life in his eyes. And on his chest, relaxing in her little baby carrier was little Loonie, just as bubbly and happy as ever.
And why shouldn't she be happy? After all, she had had a great day. Her daddy had left her off at the fun place with the other kids. She didn't get to play with many of them, cause their mommies and daddies would take them away really quick, but there were lots of fun toys and yummy food and she could take lots of naps. The only bad thing was her papa wasn't there. He'd always go missing whenever she was there, which made her a little sad. But he'd always come back to her, which was good.
Usually, Daddy would be smiling and happy when he came back to get her. But not this time. Daddy didn't smile or make the funny noises he usually did. He didn't even play with him on the big car like he always would. He just put her in her seat and didn't do anything else.
Loonie started to frown, as she looked up at her daddy and then noticed he was making a sad face. And it looked really sad this time. That wasn't good. She whined in worry and tried to touch her daddy's head.
Blitzo sighed deeply when he noticed her; without looking he took her out of his carrier and placed on by her playpen. "Not now Loonie. Daddy needs some alone time."
The hellpup however did not play with her toys and instead watched her dad walk into his room, leaving the door open. And despite only being a few months, something in the young toddler's mind, made her feel something was wrong.
So, Little Loona slowly crawled over to her daddy's room, wanting to help. When she entered, Loona saw that her dad was lying on his bed, looking at the wall. She cooed and crawled closer, and then noticed he was making unhappy noises. Like the ones she would make when she was scared, or hungry, or messy. Daddy said it was called…crying.
Was he crying? It sounded like it. And if so, then that meant he was sad. But she didn't want her daddy to be sad. She had to do something.
Not knowing what else to do, little Loona crawled over to her daddy's bed and tried to reach up to touch him, but her tiny arms were too small. She had to get closer. Had to reach better.
Loona placed her little paw on her daddy's bed and began pushing up onto her feet. It was so hard as her feet were so wobbly and heavy, but still, she managed to get up. She started to whine with worry as she almost lost her balance, accidentally lifting her left leg. She fell forward…
And she did not fall over this time.
Loona looked down, and saw that her little foot were still on the ground. Her father momentarily forgotten, Loona cooed excitedly at the development. Her tail wagged as she then tried with her other leg. She moved it forward and stepped without any trouble. The imp-pup was so thrilled about it, that she started to laugh.
Soon the laughter was enough to make Blitzo peak from his spot. His eyes were still teary and tired, but he still climbed up from his bed to investigate the noise. His eyes widened in surprise, as he watched his little Loonie happy and laughing, as she took her first steps. A small gasp escaped him, causing the pup to notice him, Loona cooed and giggled, her arms reaching out towards him, as she took shaky steps towards her papa.
"L-Loonie you…you did it," Blitzo whispered in awe, before proudly exclaiming: "YOU DID IT!"
Any hint of sadness was gone, as he jumped out of his bed and picked up his daughter, a beaming smile on his face, as he tossed her into the air. The stunt caused Loona to burst into giggles, as he then caught his daughter, pulled her in for a hug, and pelted her with kisses. "Oh Loonie, that's my girl! That's my girl! You took your first steps! I'm so fucking proud of you sweetie!"
All the while, Loonie laughed, as she wagged her tail and began licking his face in turn, so proud of herself. Whatever she had done, had made it so her dad so no longer unhappy. But really, really happy. And that made her feel happy.
She wrapped her little arms around her daddy's neck and nuzzled his chest, cooing softly at being close to him. Blitzo returned the gesture, happily hugging his daughter, never wanting to let go. The two of them didn't depart until well into the night.
And as Blitzo drifted off into sleep, still smiling at the image of his daughter taking her first steps towards him, suddenly his miserable day, didn't feel as bad anymore.
It's always nice to have someone there for you, even after a rough day. Thanks for reading.
I'll try to make the next one the adult chapter. Then it'll likely be a kid chapter and another adult chapter. But we'll see.