so in this chapter of the pizza hut sonic story Knuckles is in charge of kneading the dough but he keeps punching hole s through it because his knuckles he has spikes on them!
it's another pizza hut day at the pizza hut place with the sonic the characters and also your the character s here in this sotry at this pizza hut, but as of right now we only have the soni the hc aracters working here... OR DO WE?
Yes, we do. Knuckles, he is in the kicthen, he is neadling the dough, but he is puttin gholes in the dough when he is neadling! Becuas ehe a has a knuckles! A knuckles spikes! That's why him name am Knucklse Red Hog!
"ARGHH," Knuckles arghhs, "I keepe purritn g I meam putting holes tin the pizzas douhg. What is my probleme!"
"HEY there friend!" says Tails the gebnetically engingereed foxhobg who is horirble to look at as he pops up from behind the counter.
"AAAAAAA" says Kunckles shen he look at tails horrible.
"Sound lsike you ened to learn about a little thing I call gentlemness," Tailmbs says. "Yuo have to be gentle with the pizz a dough, like your'e punching a baby. You dont want to put holes in baby, do you? you}'d get CVS calle don you and that is the opposite of Piza hut, as eveyrone knows."
"Why would I wannt to pucnh baby?"
Taile, he winke a Knuckle≥. Trust me, he swhispers (asmr), "it's a bad baby. Bad baby. Baby is dough, it is soft, baby. Punch the soft bbby. Gentle punches, like kisses from a fist: yours."
KNucikels he looks fdown at his hadns. "OKay, i'll iamagine that my firsts as rer kissing the douhg," he say. I mean says. He begisn to press his hand inuto the gough and says smooch with his lips like he's making a kiss.
" Very good ! " says Taild. "Jus tlike that!"
" Wow I am doing it! " says Knuckel s
" Wow you are doing it! " says Tails
" Wow I am doing it! " zats Kunckles
" Wow you are doing it! " sayt the pizza dough
" adoing it," says
Meanwhile at the front of the store:
"I'm bored," says ONic. the hedghgog. That's who he is and also ee bored. "Today is a pizza hurt day and it's boring.{
"If you can't do thecrime, don't do the time!" says Amy foer some reason. she sweeping the lfoor with her hammer, sweep attachment on hammer, thinking about how much she loves to please men.
(A/N: I don't know what tha mneas "to please men" but i wrote it in a previous chapter after it came to me in a dream, can you please explain it to me in a PAM if you know what theat means?)
"I usually love pizzas hut time because I am at pizza huf, the best place to work fodr me as a delivery driver becuase I am so fasst," Sonic says, "and usually i say it's puzza hut time today, but not today because I have no pizzas to derlivery dive and I am not doing a fast at all, so is boring."
"Cream," says Cream.
"Well you know what they say:" says Amy but she doesn't say anything after htat
"I wish I was a home playing rugs bees," SOinc esez to no one "but I skinend my knees las tnight playnig it and it hurts for e to be a rugs bees anywya so i woudl
"Whatis rugs bees?" asks Amy.
"It is a game I made up where I am on a rug on my nees and bpretend to be bee," Sonnici says.
JUST THEN Mr. EggMan their Boss SLAMS his BOSS DORR ONE I MEAN POPEN
"HOLY SHIT," he says. "A BUNCH OF BEES ARE OUTSIDE THE PIZZA HU T PROTPET OPO PROTEST ING RIGHT NOW!"
The sonic the characters all make their way from their pizza posts to look out the window and SURE RNOUGH there are a lot of angry looking bees with signs right outside in the street.
As son as the sonic the ch look out the window, one of the bees locks eyes with them and she comes in the store:
"Excuse me!" says the bee. "my name is Ruglurker the bee and ? herad that someone here was playing rugs bees whenne they bretend to brumblebee on a rug and they hurts themselves while playing rumble bumble bugs blee, uh i mean "rugs bees""
"That was me," says Sonic. "I hurted my knees while being a bees." He points to his knees. Ouchiees
"Well that was very institutive of you!" Ruglurker says "You are not a bee and to bretend to be bee when you bee being not be is racist!"
Everyone gasps1, even the bee.
"Racism is bad," says Creae, and eveyrone agrees with her
"I'm sorry I was racist, I did not mean to bee," says Sonic
"Do you ndernst and why t you should never play a rugs bees again?" asks Rugluker
"Yes I underntsna," says SOnic looking down at his knees. "I skinned my knees while culturalely appropriating a bees and engagin insensitively in the social, economic, and socioeconomic inequalities inherent within a hedgehog supremacist society. I wproimse will never play a bees rugs again."
All the bees protesting outside look in through the window and give a thumbs up, and anti-bee racism is officially declared gone forever now.
"Lettus make it up to you," says Mr. sMEggsMAn, "00-o— lert's give Ruglurker a free pizza. A freezza."
A fresh ice cold pizza hovers out of the kichen t and gently land upon a table ty in fron t of /rugelach.
"Thnk you so much for the delicious free pizza," syas Ruglurker as she sits down and pulls in her chair to prepare herself for pizza hut time
"I didn't fart on it," says Tails
"That's a weird thing to say but okay," says Rulgurker
The sonic the hcharacters return to their desingated pizza posts© (and EggMan Mr. to his boss office) and Rugrulker takes a bite out of her ipizza.
"MMMM," she says z[THIS IS THE YUMIMEIST PIZZA I'VE VEVER HAD, AND SO FRESH AND ICE COLD."
"Only the bes t pizza! For our cumstomers!" say SOnic
"EOUGH, WOUWUGH, AUGHOWU WOGWHA," says Ruglurker as she mushes both of her hands into the cheese and then plants her face into the freezza. "GUWOGU WAOUGHWAH OMNAONM."
"I hope you nejoy your pizz hut pizzpai! A pizza!" Amy says
Meanwhile in the kitchen:
I'm so glad you started owrkin ghere to cool down the pizzas, Tails," says Knuckels. "If there' sone thing I hate it's a hot pizza."
"Itt's all about the ice cold pizza babyt,"' says Tails. "Smoetimes My new face hurts."
"I hate burnin my mouth on some hot hot pisza," Knuckles agrees. "
"Yeah me too," says Tials. "Sometimes when I get a pizza hot pizza hut, I'll put some ice cubes on it to cool it down."
"You do that too¿" says Canucks. "I do that too! Nothing like a lukewarm pizza that is also soggy and falling apart."
"It's all about the ice cold pizzza baby," says Tails again. He rubs his face. "Sometimes It feels werids having one big eyeball and one eye socket now instead of two. "s
"What I'll do if I get a forozen pizza from the grossery store is I'll bake the pizza in the of in and then once's it's out of the of in and it's too hot I'll put it back in the freezer to freeze and then once it's frozen I'll put in hte fridge to thaw so i can eat it the next day at an perfect ice cold temperature," says Knuckles
"That's what I do too!" says Tails "5hat's actually what everybody's does now because we all collectively voted inn the pizza Hut rpesidentisal election that fresh ice cold pizza is so much better than hot hot hot pizzza and that's why i coole down the piza with m ytails when your done baking them but also sometimes i fart jhehe,"
"I feel nothing but disgust when I look at you. Would you go out with me?" Knuckels asks
"No," saysg Tails
Meanwhile at the front of the store:
"Hey everybody," shouts Soinc from the Pizzz, a hut dining area. "I think something has happened to Ruglurker."
The crew all walk into see (execpt Sonic, Sonic could already see because he was there, he was seeing it, he alreayd saw). Rugluerker's head is fully submerged under the pizzas cheese—she is not moving, but a small air bubble makes it s way out from where her mouth would be to pop in the mixture of liquefying cheese and her saliva
"Is she dead?"
Mr. EggMan leands down and checqks her pulse with his finger. "She's still alive. She's actually starting to dissolve herself at a vascular level.
"Oh," says Asonic
"She has chosen to merge with the Pizza hut pizza, the two transcending their forms to become something even greater," Mr. EggMan prophesies. "Soon we shall see a new being emerge from this union, one as powerful as she is delicious. Unworthy customers shall wet themselves in awe when they look upon her; they shall wet themselves with urine and with other fluids and goos."
Then he turns to Sonic, looming over him so that his shadow completely engulfs the hedgehog.
"And you shall have to clean it up, Sonic," he says. "You will have to clean up their stinky, smelly urine and sticky fluids and viscous goos using the mop—do you remember what we talked about in your employee training, Sonic? One part cleaning solution to three parts hot water—and then put out the little sign that says wet floor that we keep in the cleaning closet. Because if you don't, someone might slip and fall, and they'll sue you, Sonic. They'll sue you to cover the hospital bill that you caused out of your negligence, Sonic. You'd better make sure that nobody slips on the gathering puddle of bodily fluids and spills their blood beneath our sweet, slumbering beezza, lest she wake before her metamorphosis is complete."
"Wow that is so great," says Sonic
"No fair! I wanna be a Pizzas hut pizza too," says Tails the abonimnable, abominmmable, uh, abomblebumnumble foxédhog. Did he not learn his lesson when he did a naughty science to himself in an other cjapter! ! ? !
"No tail, this is somethin that Rugglekerk has decided to do, you can't copy her" says Amy fwith a forwn. "You shoud learn from waht happene to Sonic and not cultuarlly appropriate."
"You'er right," say sa tail "I'm sorey I was racist and engag ing insensitivtely in the social, economic and socioeconomic inequalities inherent within a hedgehog supremacist sociately. AS I'm now a edgedog who's also part fox I shoudl be aware of my previllage.
"Checke your previlage before you wrecke your privelleg," says Knuckless for some reason
All the bees who had stopped protesting outside but had started protesting again after Tails tried to culturally appropriate Ruglurker's decision to merge with a Pizza hut pizza look in through the window and give a thumbs up, and anti-bee racism is officially declared gone forever now.
"Cream," says Cream
"Everybody, let's all surrounds Ruglurker and encourage her to do her bsest! we l0oe to see it!m, a nd she eloves to bee it!" says Amy.
"PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT," chant all the Sonic the characters in unnison as they stand around watching Ruglurker fuse with the pizza. "PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT. PIZZA. HUT. PIZZA. HUT. I SAY PIZZA YOU SAY HUT."
Ruglruekr burbles silently again (continues too), but everyone agrees that they are all empaths and feel her approval for her
"Now let us leave her in peace-zza," Mr. EggsMan says. "The process coudl take many chapters of this storey about sonic the chacarters working in the pizzas hutts. We shall keep stewradship and wartch over her as she transformbs in safely"
"What a wonderful day," says Amy
" I agree " says
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