opps i accidentally forgot to write a chapte r
author snote: i am veyr sorry for forgetting to chatper. like kurt nurtvana cocaine once says, I am all apollo's cheese
NOW WITHOUT FROTHER ANDO:
Sonic si the pizza and the characters arne the hut
IUt i a fine sunny afternoon on this day in this pizza z hut but instead of sonic saying It's Pizza Hutt I'm! like he does everythin im ean every time he closk in, he didn't say it! He didn't say anythingac tually because he wasn't their today. Whoa? How enca we fa have a sonci the piza hut chapter without the sonic?
"Where is that bubbbbmbling, but not a bumblebee, as we've previously established, hedgheghog," he said, I mean says, I mean Mr. Eggsman. He says it.
"He's is not here today," says Vanilla the vanilla hedgehog. "He's got sick,"
"What od you mean yhe got sick?" Mrs. Eggsmin yells at Vanilla, which is a vvery hurtful thing to do. HOwever, Vanilla was inured to the horror of retail abuse already. That is what ahpepnes when you work in a reetail for too long.
"Ehh, h e asay, he calld and siade gs tick with a didseas called he's slow now," she say,
"oh then he's USELESS to me as a delieverly driverly, which was his job because he is fast, eh would be a good devlier drive, but, now, he's slow, now," says Smeggmiss, "but I can' te fire him beucase he has now a dissability and that would be very discimringatory against peopepl ewho are arl slow, even if they would nto make good dlievlery driver ns not olike sonic would, when he was fast, when he did nmake a good divel diver, once when he was fast,"
"nonono, shh" says vanilla, shhing MR. Sedgma. "shh. shh. he is only slow right now, not slo w forever, shh, soon your boyfriendf iw;l bbe back and saying it's pizz a hut time before you know it, shh..."
"mr. sonic tis not my byfrond," say Dmr. Eggsman, but he is wrong. "where is everybody else whose supposed to be here today? Where is knuckles?"
"Knuckels took today off to dig a big whole at the breach with his seven little bothers, who are all increasingly named Michael," the vanilla says.
"And wehre is Big the Cat?"
"He went on the big brother ark, even though he is nobody's big brother s as we have presviously attablished," she's say. "I told him not to go, that he would not be allowed, but he went anyway sayig that he was now my big brother. he was wrong though.[ I called my mom and asked, but I still don't have a bgi brother, not even Big the cat."
"Then where is Amy?"
"Shes working on her masters theesis about the negative effects of Hegelian idealism on the cultural psyche of the United States during the industrial revolution and the socioeconomic consequences thereof," Vanilla says. "I told her not to write her theissis on that. United States isn't real. but she wouldn't lsiten to me.
"Then wehere Tails is?" says r. EggsMan, hos voice getting higher in pitch
"tails is here," says Vanilla, "it[s just that nobody wants to look at him"
"Oh," say Egg. "
"Then wehree is Cream?" asks gg
"Cream," whispers Cream
"She is on lunch breaked," sys Vanilla, since sCream is onlunch break as this is a pizz ahut and not a SMooth King in Luisiana.
A look of panic begins to e merge on EggSman face. "BUt when did her lunch breka start/"
"Probably two hours ago , idk," Vanilla says.
"Two hours ago?! you dindt think au to tell her comt e back from mlunch?"
The vanilla hedgehog shrugs. "What am I, her mom?"
"It may already bee too alte I mean leate I mean late!" says Edgar as he vaults over hte counter. Thsi swas all taking place behind the counter, and you didn' tknow that unitl know when I said so. This is the element of supense. This is why I am a populare write ron fanfiction's net becuase i know how to create the element sof suppense.
"CREAM, PUT DOWN THAT iPAD THIS INSTANT," shourts Eggmans at Cream the cream, who is sitting in the sitting area on her iAPd. But she does not.
"skippity toilet," says Cream.
"IT IS TOO LATE!" dramaticallies M.l Eggmans while clutching at his mustchache. "CREME HAS HAD TOO MUCH SCREEN TIME AND NOW SHE CAN ONLY SPEAK IN INCORRPEHENSILE GEN ALPHA (cr)MEMES."
"i got the gyatt rizz only in ohio," asks the cream, "but how do I pay phantom tax to John Cena when i eat donghua jinlong industrial food grade glycine?"
A dingle dong tear rolsl down Emmgsan's face. "Kids thees days don't want to work," he sasy, "they just want to jote for vote biden and gender. Why come does no one want to work anymoer?"
A/N: recently i hadt his idea to put a song lycirs in my fanfiction. i have never seen this doesn before in any fanfic ever, so i am being very revolutiony with this genious idea. i call this idea a lyricfic. if you want to twirte your own i weconruga eyou to do it. but pelase give me credit because I ma the intervor of this idea, the lyricfic, thank you!
A/N (still): i woudl liekt o dedciate this firerst every lyricsfic o fthe sonic the cahratcherts are at eht pixzza hut to my dad, who loves tpl ay this son gint he basement when he in there =. This is his favorite song! i]'m love mine dad, even though he yelle at me to get a job and ctoribute to this house's hold. but i ma only 14 and can't work. fornwy face.
A/N (still: oh, also, he scream nadd yell and say that no one wants to work anynore, but he deosn't have a job right wnow. and sometime he yelel eua at me when i wont cleam my roomb and say tha the ]ll sell me to a smooth king in luisiana and i won't get lunch break. someitme hwhen he in the absement and playing this song, hit's not loud enough and I nca hear him crying. This lyricfic is for you dad!
1985
by bowling for snoop
Hoo hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo hoo!
Verse:
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
one pearl sack a day
husband's a CIA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plant?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snake scar
Her yellow S you vee,
is now the enemy.
Looks at her average life.
And nothing
Husband
Alright!
Crocus:
Since brew Spring's tea
Madonna
Waiting for Nurtvana
There was Youtube
And Blondie
And music's still on empty vee
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncle
Cost she's still
Pre-ock you pie
with 19!
19!
1986 I mean 5
Hoo hoo hoo! (they sing this at the same time that they sing 1985)
1985
Hoo hoo hoo! (again they sing this at the same time that they sing 1985)
Verse:
She's seen all the classics!
She knows every line.
Breakfast clop prettying pink
Even saved Elmo's fire
She rocked out to wam!
Not a big limp biscuit fam
Thought she get a ham
On a member of the ran the ran
Where's the Minnie's Kurt?
Made of snake's skin
And who's the other guy that's singing an inhalant?
When did reality?
Become TV?
Whatever happened to:
Sitcoms?
Gameshows?
On the radio what? (this part is hard to here beaucse they do werid thing with voiss)
Corcus:
And brew Spring's tea
Madonna
Waiting for Nurtvana
There was Youtube
And Blondie
And music's still on empty vee
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncle
Cost she's still
Pre-ock you pie
With 19!
91 I mean 19!
1985!
Hoo hoo hoo! (rememnber what i told you befor eabout them singing this at the asme time as the 1985part, they do it agin0)
then tehy play guitarg
Verse:
She hates time
Make it stop!
When did molly crew became glass sick rock?
Comb sea haw! (someone else singes this poart when the leed singer. say sglass sick rock. okay? okay)
And when did ah, see,
become an actor?
Please make this!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
(soumd of clomck ticking)
And bring back
Corcus:
Spring's tea
Madonna
Waiting for Nurtvana
There was Youtube
And Blondie
And music's still on empty vee
Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncle
Cost she's still
Pre-octopi
With 1985!
(they sing this part again but they also say 1985 and make it stop a lot while singing hte other part, okay? it's kind ofdi fferent ut it's not that differet, okay)
"Wow what a beautifl song," says craem as she put sonw down her iPAda nd claps. "your generation's worke thicc has inspire dm ee. to go back to work and not quitti quet."
Ď€Thank you," say Egmgsman, becuase he is hte one who sang the song to cream in this lyricfic. "my mother used to sign thsi song to me every night before I woudl go to sleep."
"I liked the aprt where you saing 1985," says cream
"if onluy i Had a mother," says Vnailla, "i would sing her this song so she coudl sing it to me before I would go to sleep."
"DI DH EAR SOMEONE CHILD SAY SKIPPITY TOILET," ylls a voice from outside the pizzap hut. And in comes a tall and beautiufl but evil women!
"OH NO!" shouts the whole crew at the Pizza hut (even Tails the foxhog) in unision. "IT'S GINA GAIL THE PAIL GOODMAN! ! AND SHE'S HERE TO FLOOD OUR STORY'S REVIEWQ SECTION WITH THREATS AND VIOLENT AND SEUXAL CONTENT!"
"ARE THERE ANY UNSUPERVISED CHILCDREN HERE to which I can teach English, only to have them fixate on getting revenge on me and spam my address and email all over a fanfiction website for the better part of two decades, trying to get random writers to doxx me instead of developing the capacity to improve themselves as a person.