Im so sorry readers I have made a terrible authorial mistake : (
i didtt know that cannon eggmann is actually a staunch vegan and would NEVER be caught inside of a pizza restorant. and that he puts the critters in the roboats to protect them from climate change
friends the readers please forive me for my sin of the lord jesus crhist !
so i am rwewriting the story but the story acutallystarts here again and eggman is a stanch vegan who would never be caught inside of pizza restorant except one that is vegan, so here it is, THE stiry rwerteiten to reflect this
Sonic the vegasnn hedgehog is the delievery driver for the vegab pizza hut that delivers vegan pizaa because he is so fast! It would make sense for him to do delieveries because he is fast and vegan and deliviery driviers also need to be fast so that people get their pizza huts vegan quickly.
"Sonic you're the delivery diver because your so fast," says Amy the vegan.
I already knew that, Sonic the vegan thought,
(Amy is the one at the Pizza hut *vegan EDITION who is flatttening thev vegan dough in to vegan pizza's shapes with her hammer! It would make sense for her to do that because hammer ans also her hammer is vegan also this is really important to the cannonical accurateness of thes tory)
Sudeenly the door to Mister Vegan EggMan (their boss) is boss office who is also vegan and flies open.
"SONIC THE VEGAN HEDGEHOGGGG," shouts Mister EggMan, "we have an order for TEN VEGAN peporoni Pizza huts THAT ARE, I REPEAT, VEGAN ,p TO THIS ADDRESS *throws him a paper plane with a address wrtiten on it* and 15 minutes to delivery it or there order is free!"
"But THIS addresss is all the way across Station Square!" yells Sonic the vegan
"That's why youd better make like a hedgehog and be fast! Or there order is FREEE!" And then he slams the boss office door shut. Mr. vegan sahys
"I've got the vegan pizza¯ ready," says Knuckles the vegan redgehog vegan handing vegan Sonic the vegan ten vegan peporoni vegan pizzas vegann.
"Good vegan luck on your dlilvery!" cheers Sonic's the vegan girlfriend vegnan Amy
"Cream," says Cream the vegan
"I'll make the vegan Pizza hut a proudzza veangan hut so vegan!" says Sonic as he zooms away because he's so fast and vegan. He would make a good or even great delivery drive r for vegan pizza
He gets to the house across town. so fastly that it is thirthteen minutes 9nstead of 15! It is a spooky goth dark trailer for goth, but also vegan, with a lot of black flamingos int eh front yard that are lke pink flamungos but painte d black and also the flaminngos are vegan too
Here I am with the vegan pizzas hut, thought Sonic the vegan. He range the doorbell and who would open it but his RIVAL SHADOW from DOMINOES, and black sonic SHADOW is NOT vegan and neither is DOMINOES because that is why domninoes is bad, dominoes is not vegan and therefore it is not CANNON
"Well well, well well, well well, lwell well," says Shadow the not vegan. "If it isn't the faker working for the fake pizza vegan company named Pizza hut the vegan,"
"Shadow! You were the one who ordered all the vegan peporoni pizzas from vegan the vegan Pizza Hut and made me do a fast vegan delivery in fifte 15 minutes? I should've known."vegan
"Pizza huts are fake vvegan pizzas vegan, for fakers" Shadow says. "Only real pizzas orders come from dominOS and vegan si fake for life daddy is killer you muset aa forgot the shaky homeoweo."
"We;;l then why did you order ten vegan peporoni pizzas from Pizza hut if you love your Dominos's notvegan so much, huh?"
"To teach you a lesson," Shadow says. He throws the vegan pizzas into the trash right in front of Sonic." And the trash can is not vegan! WHAT A SIN
"NOOOOOO," nos Sonic who is vegan
"I would NEVER eat a pizza hut," Shadow says. "because is ivegan! And I ordered thesevegan pizzas just to waste your time! And I'm not even going to pay you for them so it's ognna come out of your paycheck! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Grrrrr... You may have won today, but you won't win tomorrow or even the tomorrow after tomorrow,\" vegan says vegan Sonic the vegan vegan. "One day I'm gonna hit you with my car vegan."