DEAR READER,
I HEARD YOU WERE GAY (OR NEURODIVERGENT). I'M SORRY. I AM SORRY THAT THAT HAPPENED TO YOU. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ONCE UPON A TIME ABOUT SOME FURRIES LIKE YOU THAT ARE ALSO GAY (OR NERURODIVERGENT) THAT ARE ALSO WORKING AT A PIZZA HUT. LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!
Turns out, queers are everywhere. On your Tv, in your homes, even in your local Pizza Hut.
One day, Tails was like "Pizza Up!"
And Sonic said "What!"
But that's what happens when you have a poor rapport at work. Suddenly, Big The Cat kickks in the door. "HEY BUDDIES."
"We are NOT your BUDDIES", sonic says.
"BUDDOES pr mpt,. I'm your Uncle now, becxause I couldn't be your BIGH BROTHER.:"
"TYou will never be MY BIHG BROTHER" Taiils shouts, showing his whjole ass, even under the traiols.
FLASHBACK to the CUM PUCKETT
The phoen rings. "Hello this is dominoes!"
Turns out the CUMPICKJERTT is secretly DOMINOES. GAY!
"Give me a pizza!:" says EDGY the GAYHOG with his face into the phone. You can't see him do this, he is doing off MIND CAMERA (TM).(I am actually busy right now trying to copyright MINDCABERAS ior at least some kind of TRADEMARK situation so we own that fortever. Thank you for complkying with this in the meantime, before this drikops.")
"I will give you a GAY pizza whuke u are ordering tguis poasta. Pizza pasta."
"I don't WANT a GAY pizza whuiekekebnsk;jdbg;skjlodfbhs;'glkjfghn'lkfdghjbn;l'kf! I'm NOT GAY!"
"Oh sorry, you must be neurodivergerant, that's worse than gay. I'm aoeey rhat this happenmed to you."
"Okay it's okay as long as I get a pizza that isn't gay."
"Sorry kid," Pizza Hut says. "It turns out you ARE gay."
WHEN I TELL YOU TO CUM OUT OF THE CLOSET I DON'T MEAN WIRTH YOUR PEANITZ. I MEAN WITH YOUR HEART.
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.