BPOV
"I swear... You're so mean that sometimes I sincerely question myself why I even love you!" He said.
Excuse me?
What was that last bit?
He didn't even change his expressions, so I doubted if that even meant anything!
And why would he say he loved me anyway!
"What was that?" I asked.
"What?" He asked.
"What do you mean by 'why I even love you'?" I raised my eyebrow, "What does that shit even mean?"
"You know what I mean..." he said, "If you were so mean to someone else, they wouldn't even bother to talk to you... But because I'm so nice and kind, I try to see good in everyone!"
"I swear I haven't met anyone who uses 'I love you ' so casually!" I rolled my eyes.
If someone gives him a ride, he loves them...
If someone finds a rare comic book for him, he loves them...
If someone helps him solve some difficult problems, he loves them...
If someone ever surprises him, he loves them...
"I'm such a loving person! I love everyone!" He chuckled.
"Yeah right!" I rolled my eyes.
"And you're completely opposite! You don't love anyone!" He smiled.
"Yes, and I'm very proud of who I am!" I said.
I really didn't know how to 'love' anyone, and I was better off the way I was!
"Oh, actually you do love someone..." he said.
"Who?" I asked.
I was pretty damn sure I didn't love anyone!
"That oldie... Your pooh!" He chuckled.
"What's your fucking problem with him?" I asked as I shook my head.
"Why would I have any issues with them? He seems like such a nice guy! Looks scary, but I guess you should never judge a book by its cover! I'd love to know more about him!" He said, "Does he go out or prefers to stay at home due to old age?"
"If there was an award for talking nonsensical on any issue, you'd win it every single time!" I rolled my eyes, "It's been years... But every single time I talk to you, I forget about my actual, real-life problems because I need to argue with you on stupid, nonsensical problems!"
"Isn't that a good thing?" He smiled, "I make you forget about the problems that are so big in your head... You know, sometimes nonsensical issues are also extremely important for mental health! Isn't arguing on random issues better than being sad and angry all the time? I give you a breathing period to your mind!" He chuckled.
"Shut..."
Actually, wait... He might not be wrong here!