So, I am sooooooooooo sorry I wasn't able to update in MORE THAN A YEAR! I really have no excuse for not writing. So, if you are still with me after all this time, I applaud you.
In this chapter, Carmelita decides to give Candy Crush Saga a second chance. Oh no...
Carmelita was browsing through the app store when she encountered Candy Crush Saga again. Bored, and without any other source of entertainment, Carmelita reluctantly downloaded it again. What other choice did she have?
That night, she opened Candy Crush and was relieved to learn that the game had saved her progress. Good thing, too, or she would have had to throw her tablet across the room. And we all know Carmelita would do such a thing.
Now unfortunately for everyone's favorite rude, violent, and filthy little girl, this was a Jelly Level. Despite her previous misfortune with Jelly Levels, she proceeded anyway.
On her first shot, Carmelita was more interested in arranging candies into fun shapes than actually beating the level. Otherwise she would have definitely complained about her limited number of moves.
"TWENTY-FIVE MOVES? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYWHERE WITH TWENTY-FIVE MOVES?!" Carmelita screamed so loud that someone in the next room actually came over and asked her if she was okay. Carmelita threw a pineapple from the fruit bowl at them and slammed the door.
Needless to say she did not beat the level.
Carmelita threw herself down on her bed and screamed as loud as she could. Why, why, why, WHY did she give this game a second chance?
On her third try, Carmelita was the closest she'd ever been when she encountered one of those delightful little things called pop-up ads. This particular pop-up ad was trying to take Carmelita to what looked like a dating site. She accidentally clicked on it.
"No! No! Go away!" Carmelita shooed the pop-up ad away before she realized it was a website and would not be shooed. By the time she finally returned to Candy Crush, it had stopped and she would have to do it over.
"I HATE YOU, POP-UP ADS!"
Carmelita's fourth attempt, she did not beat the level.
On her fifth, Carmelita bought a Color Bomb. She was out of free Color Bombs, so she hoped her parents didn't need that 1.99. She was actually doing pretty well. Carmelita only had nine squares of jelly left. Now seven. Five, four, three...
This was it. She had it. Carmelita had only one more jelly square. She went to do away with it...
"Out of moves!"
It was quite a good thing Carmelita's parents had invested in a Carmelita-proof tablet case, or it would probably have been broken into 3,828,919,933.45 pieces.
Because of my overlong hiatus, I made this one longer than I normally do.
If you want to suggest a game for Carmelita to play, drop me a review and I will consider incorporating it into the story.
I always appreciate a review...