It's been a month since Joseph had been hired by the IMP crew and he enjoys it with them. He gets to kill a few people in the living world with the weapons he picked and impress his coworkers. Now, business is slow lately and the crew is having a meeting in the conference room on how to get more clients.

Blitzo is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees, "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here… Moxxie." Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response while Joseph chuckles from the blame. "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

"What about a car wash," Millie asks while being very excited.

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Wh-Ooh! What about a billboard?!"

"We can't afford a billboard, sir," Moxxie told him while rolling his eyes.

"How about we make an app so that anyone can make a request for killing the assigned target and give out details on how we kill them," Joseph pointed out.

"Now that sounds like the perfect idea," Blitzo shouted.

"Except we can't afford an app as well," Moxxie points out again.

Blitzo dashed to Moxxie's side then wrapped his arm around his shoulder and told him annoyed, "Very helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." The boss pushed him away. "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the living world as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon, and Joseph impales two machetes into a man's stomach and lifts him up then slices in half while he's laughing insanely.

The crew were watching and eating popcorn but Joseph covered his face in complete shame. "Ahh, those were the good times," Blitzo smiles.

"You told me they were just dummies," Joseph told him.

"But you enjoyed it and I was so proud of your spectacular performance!"

"I don't wanna talk about it anymore."

"I don't need any reminding, sir," Moxxie explained to his boss. "Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... Nobody watches."

"Uh, hey. Excuse me," Blitzo said. "What's obnoxious about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"

"People love musicals, sir," Millie supported her boss.

"Definitely! Everyone does love musicals these days," Joseph nodded.

"Exactly you two! And we're basically doin' a musical," Blitzo shouted while doing jazz hands. "Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did," he asked Moxxie heartbroken.

"Sir-"

"Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

"And here I thought you were a cool dude, Mox," Joseph played along. "You disappoint me, my dude. You disappoint me."

"You can't be serious right now," Moxxie responded to Joseph.

"Come on, Mox! Have a heart. This is the man's dream we're talking about here!"

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie," Millie asked her husband.

"I-What," Moxxie was confused by his wife.

I thought I knew you," she flirted as she playfully sticks her tongue out at him while Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

"I can't believe you, Moxxie," Blitzo cried in tears. "After I made you employee of the month!" He held up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture of him choking.

"Perfect capture of our little buddy Mox," Joseph laughs.

"Okay, sir," Moxxie responded defeated. "I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles!"

"I thought it was okay," Joseph says to him.

"Yeah I liked it too," Millie nodded.

"Do not… Do not agree with him in front of me," Moxxie told his wife.

"You know what Mox, maybe you should watch the commercial again and tell me that this doesn't grab your attention," Blitzo told him while replaying their ad.

The IMP commercial plays as it starts with Joseph walking down the streets acting depressed. "I can't believe my life is ruined," he said to himself. "Thanks to those fuckers for making me go on that murdering rampage, I'm stuck here in hell while those dipshits got away and continued jacking off in the living world… I wished I could get those losers killed but… that's impossible…"

"Hi, there! I'm Blitzo," his boss introduced himself to him. "The o is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!"

"I.M.P.? What's that?"

"The Immediate Murder Professionals, young man! Now tell me, are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!"

"Yes, mister. I was an innocent soul and had done nothing wrong until my life was… fucked by a bunch of fat assholes and now I ended up here! I want vengeance on them for ruining my chances for a good life but I'm stuck in this hellhole!"

"Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!"

"Wait a second! Is this some sort of scam or something?"

"No, good sir! This is 100% real service! But take my word for it! Listen to our satisfied clients!"

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, "After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING THE DELIVERY MAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me! But thanks to these guys, they brutally killed that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!"

The commercial cuts to a rocker demon guitarist telling his story while practicing his guitar, "I had a great life until my band murdered me in my sleep after they discovered that I slept with their sisters. Thanks to these professionals, they made their bus crash into an accident. Screw those virgin pricks to begin with."

The commercial cuts to Joseph's roommate's hellcat, Larry, as he was telling his business with them while trying not to look at the camera, "I was sent to hell because of those fucking teens shoved firecrackers in my ass and everyone thought it was my fetish. Which it isn't! Now you sickos put rockets in those bitches ass I got my revenge the end! NOW GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE DIPSHIT!!"

"So you see our services are guaranteed to provide any assassination in the living world," Blitzo said to the camera while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram until they're blown away when the portal is summoned. "And we will provide great customer service and make sure we will kill anyone who ruined your life so we can end theirs!"

The commercial starts playing Blitzo's jingle:

When you want somebody gone,

and you don't want to wait too long

call the Immediate Murder Professionals!

Hand grenade or cyanide,

The IMP crew watches Joseph pull a pin from a grenade with his teeth and then throw it at a wedding limo, causing it to explode killing their target as a wedding bouquet landed in Millie's hands while she smiles brightly.

We'll make it look like suicide

Both Blitz and Joseph are hanging someone with a rope brutally while Millie's writing a suicide note.

The Immediate Murder Professionals!

Blitzo is electrocuting someone while laughing, Millie is hitting someone on the head with a mace with an evil grin on her face, and Moxxie is strangling someone savagely.

We do our job so well,

Blitzo creates a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumps through it. He is followed by Millie, Joseph as he does a backflip, and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

Because we come straight out from Hell!

The quadruple come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves until they're surprised to find themselves in a church during service, which shocked everyone inside.

We'll kill your husband or your wife

Joseph helps Millie to remove a knife from a naked dead couple while he and Moxxie try to look away as Blitzo examines a pair of panties.

We'll even let you keep the knife

Blitzo stabs someone in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession--

A quick sequence then shows the quadruple assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways: using a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning their victims alive, suffocating someone with a pillow while playing a pillow fight, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. Suddenly, the four were about to assassinate a woman with a sniper until Moxxie accidentally shot a child instead, which shocked and surprised the crew.

Moments later, the four took the child to the hospital and waited outside until they were given the boy's condition. Moxxie was traumatized by the event with his wife by his side, comforting her husband. Blitzo was simply riding a magazine happily until Joseph spoke, "Okay. Okay, we need to get our story straight if the cops show up! If anybody asks, we were out kayaking!"

Finally, the doctor steps out and informs the demons, "He appears to be in stable condition but he'll need surgery. Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?"

"The fuck is insurance," Blitzo asked as Joseph looked at his boss shocked.

Shortly after, they burst through a window and fall out of the building with the child in the hospital's bed as they all screamed. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot until it snaps as they all plummet screaming to the ground while Joseph cried, "REMEMBER STICK WITH THE KAYAK!!"

Kids die for freeeeeee!

After the commercial ended, the newest recruit asked his boss about it, "Was it necessary to add that assignment to the commercial? Also, having shots of the doctors and what we did at the hospital?"

"Everyone loves a good story, Zoseph," Blitzo told him. "We need to give the audience every detail of what we do as professionals."

"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault," Moxxie blames her while Loona watches a video on her phone of the imp getting hurt. "Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple."

"Oh go sit on a dick, Moxxie," Loona responded without looking at him, causing Joseph to chuckle.

"You sit-Sit on... a... and the... d-DO YOUR JOB!!"

"Sorry Mox but she beats you at that insult," Joseph told him while Loona smirks a bit. "Which means she gets a pass."

"NO, SHE DOES NOT!!"

"Hey, now! We don't blame our screw-ups on Loona, okay! She didn't do anything wrooooong," Blitzo cooed as he hugs and nuzzles his daughter while the hellhound begins to snarl at him. Joseph was going to join the hug but he didn't when he saw how scary Loona was.

"Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful," Moxxie told him.

"No she's not, Mox," the sinner told him. "You're just mad because she just uh… not like you so much? Tell us what she did that's so wrong?"

"I was stabbed and called her for help but she hung up on me," Millie told him.

"Sh-She probably thought it was a prank!"

"No I didn't," Loona told him.

"Okay besides that!"

"Didn't I hear that she doesn't appreciate the adoption anniversary Blitz throw for her," Moxxie pointed out.

"Wrong! I'm sure she did and she loves the boss's present for her!"

"It was spiders," their boss smiles.

"It was spiders."

"Well, it wasn't a cure for syphilis," the hellhound ruined the moment.

"Oh… uhh… Good to know?"

"She faxed me an ad for a weight loss program, implying that I'm fat," Moxxie yelled.

"Sh-She probably just sent you that so you can have abs and muscles to impress Millie!"

"No. I sent you that because you're fat," Loona told the small imp, which annoyed Moxxie.

"I'M NOT FAT," the enraged imp cried. "You even ate my salad and hit me with it before you went out on a rampage!"

"Sh-She was having a rough day man," Joseph told him. "What would you do if you were having a rough day, Mox?!"

"Well, I wouldn't go around and kick a baby into the air."

"Wh-Well uh, I'm sure that baby deserves it?"

"Didn't she reveal that Blitz is sleeping with the Highness Lord Stolas?!"

"Aww! Isn't that cute," Millie replied.

"Haha! It was one time I didn't keep sleeping with him constantly," Blitzo told them.

"Uh nobody said that, boss," the sinner told him with concern.

"You're sleeping with the company's benefactor," Moxxie worried.

"Shut up, Mox! I'm not giving you the details, you sick little pervert," the boss yelled at him.

"He pretty much traumatized me from what he said to you on the phone," Joseph said while shaking up. "I have no idea you're that kind of person, boss…"

"Stop whining! I'll do you next."

"Wait wha-"

"Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family," Blitzo told them while Loona briefly smiled at what her father said.

"We aren't a family, sir," Moxxie cried. "You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" The hellhound slowly flipped him off without looking at the imp.

"Whoa, Moxxie," Joseph said, shocked. "Said that inappropriate behavior right in front of her? Do you not have a heart?"

"That is offensive," their boss shouted "Without homeless people, I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!"

"While we're on the subject of family, can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work," Moxxie whined.

"Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal," Millie told her husband, which shocked him very much.

"Excuse me… WHAT?!!"

"I'm just saying I don't mind having our friends over to our home."

"Honey, he was in our fridge! He was on our bed watching us sleep! He even was outside our window recording us as if we were going to have sex! And you were there for that one, Joseph!"

"I-I-I thought we were going to record history or something," Joseph stuttered. "He said nothing about you two having sex!"

"You were watching! You didn't look away!"

"And I'm so proud of him for that," Blitzo patted the sinner. "No wonder why you were sent here."

"Just... stop... doing that!"

"I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?"

"No!"

"You a baby-wiener-haver?" He caused both Loona and Joseph to snicker.

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!!"

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack," Millie tried to calm her husband.

"I AM CALM!!!"

Millie hugs and pets her husband while Moxxie is whimpering in anger. "Shh-shh-shh. There, there."

"Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me," Blitzo told him while using his hands to imply sexual activity.

"Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually," the male imp yelled at him.

"Mox! He's our boss," Millie told her husband.

"No-no-no, it's fine Mills," their boss told her. "Your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive… retarded," he said while smirking.

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life," Moxxie asked his rude boss.

"It actually does."

"Come on, Mox," Joseph told him. "Don't be so hard on our boss. He's putting himself out there. Plus, you should be very lucky, my dude. You have a beautiful and sweetest wife like Millie," his words form a smile on Millie's face.

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage," Loona told Moxxie while glaring at him.

"No, he's not, you BITCH," Millie yelled as she slams the table and flips the hellhound off, causing Loona to growl aggressively.

"Whoa whoa! Ladies! Ladies just calm down," Joseph tried to calm them down.

"Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive," Blitzo yelled.

"Yes I am," Loona snaps at Millie.

"You guys are all fucking assholes." They all looked at the voice and noticed the child they shot was in the room lying on a table with a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

"Huh. I forgot we bought him back here," Joseph says.

"Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this," the boss yelled at the child.

"Ugh, this company is such a mess," Moxxie whined while pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit."

"Nobody was talking about that," Loona told him.

"Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?"

"Definitely, boss," Joseph complimented his boss. "It makes you look like a badass and dangerous! Those cufflinks really suits-"

"It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death," the kid whined as he picked himself up, faking his injuries. He begins insulting Blitzo by trash-talking, "You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!"

"Hey, now! That's not very-"

"If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit," the child insulted Moxxie.

"That's my husband you're talkin' to," Millie yelled.

"That's your husband," the annoying kid laughed at the two. I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad! And you," the kid pointed at the hellhound.

"What? What about me," Loona asked, annoyed.

"Nothing. I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person."

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare and whines angrily at the kid as the others are shocked. "Ha, you little brat," Joseph yelled at him. "When I was around your age, I was punished harshly for talking like that to others! Also, you have no right to talk to my friends like that. There is nothing wrong about any of them and they're a billion times better than you-"

"You only hang out with these pussies so you can fuck the chicks."

"WHAT," they all yelled and stared angrily at the sinner as he was completely shocked by someone knowing his intentions.

Joseph laughed nervously and whispered to the kid angrily, "Ha! Shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit!"

"Who do you wanna fuck with," Blitz yelled at him as the others growled at the sinner.

"I-uh-I-uh-HE MADE FUN OF MOXXIE BABY DICK!!"

"I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS," Moxxie cried.

Suddenly, Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message. "Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all," the hellhound informed them.

"Who," Blitzo asked.

"Him."

"Me," the kid asked.

"Yup."

"They want us to kill an actual child," her father asked.

"That's what they're sayin'."

"Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God." Blitzo immediately fired his pistol at the kid, sending the child crashing into the wall and killing him instantly.

Blitzo and Moxxie kicked the kid's corpse, Millie stabbed him, and Loona recorded everything on her phone. Joseph grabs the child and starts beating him brutally like a punching bag while mumbling angrily, "STUPID LITTLE PRICK!!"

After that, the sinner grabs a flamethrower and begins torching the kid's dead body while Blitzo and Moxxie were putting on hazard gears. The two demons start hacksawing and chainsawing the child into pieces as blood is dripping on the floor while Joseph is laughing. Finally, the group gathered by a dumpster putting the child's body parts in a garbage bag.

When they're done sorting everything, Blitzo pulls his crew into a group hug as he wraps his tail around them as well. "Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child," he told them. "And it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully."

They opened the portal above the child's mother crying about her son being missing in front of the newscast until the crew dropped the kid's bloody body bag into her arms. "Your welcome," Blitzo smiles and waved.

"And we did you a favor," Joseph shouted before the portal closed.

"Well, I think that was a job well done, everyone! Very proud of all of you!"

"You know, guys. I thought being stuck in Hell was going to be the most miserable thing ever happened to me… which still is but… I'm very happy to have you awesome demons to be in my life." They all smile as Joseph hugs his crew. "I love you guys so much." They all nuzzled together closely in a beautiful group hug.

"Wait a second! What does that kid mean about you wanting to fuck us in bed," Blitzo yelled as they separated and stares angrily at the sinner.

Joseph laughed nervously again. "Haha! Yeah, hey! Let's just move past this!"