Joseph rushes to his job at a fast pace while straightening himself out to look good. He suddenly got a call from his phone and quickly answered, "Yo! Jose here! How can I-"

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER," Larry, the sinner's feline roommate, yelled at him angrily through the phone.

"Whoa! Whoa! Larry! Remember we discussed about the foul language."

"YOU ATE MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM AND MY MILK ASSHOLE!!!"

"What?! Larry, I didn't eat any of your food. We already talked about not touching your stuff. I would never eat or touch any of your belongings."

"BULLSHIT!! I BOUGHT MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM AND MILK LAST NIGHT AND NOW THEY ARE GONE!!! AND I LAST SAW YOU RUSHING OUT OF THE APARTMENT IN A HURRY!!! YOU ATE MY SHIT VIRGIN BOY!!!"

Joseph heads into the imp building as he heads into the elevator and presses the floor button while still arguing with his roommate. "Look I didn't eat your food and I don't have time to argue with you. I have to go to work and kill people in the living world as usual! I'm sure you put it somewhere else or something!"

"ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM FUCKING OLD?!!!"

"No! I just-" Joseph stopped when he spotted a hot demon woman heading towards the elevator he is in as he immediately straightened his hair and concluded his talk with Larry. "Look Larry, I'll get you more ice cream and milk on the way home okay? Just play with your cat toys and do some catnip to calm down."

"HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY DRUGS YOU MOTHER FUCKING VIRGIN ASS DIP-"

"Love you too, mate! Bye bye!" He immediately ended the call and stood up straight as the female sinner stepped into the elevator with him and was about to press the button but noticed it was already pressed. "Same floor huh?"

"Yes," she replied without looking at him while she was smoking.

"Let me guess… you're a sinner?"

"What gives it away?"

"Mostly the way you dress. Ha, no judgment here. I'm a sinner too."

"You're here to pay these killers to kill a damn bitch too?"

"N-No. Actually, I work with them."

"You're an assassin," she looked at him with an unamused expression. "I don't believe you."

"It's true. I'm the newest member of their crew after I well… got here." She looked away annoyed as she was smoking. "So umm… how did you end up in uh… hell?"

"My whore of a husband was cheating on me with a slutty bitch so I killed both of them out of rage and then killed myself."

"Whoa! Jeez… I… I'm so sorry that happened to you… I'm sure you were a sweet person before that."

"Thanks… How did you end up here?"

"Well, after my dog died, these fuckers cooked up and ate my dog's body so the next day, I went back and kill every last one of them with an assault rifle out of rage until I was gunned down by the cops."

She turns towards him with a surprised look on her face. "Oh my… I just used a chainsaw on that bitch."

"I was planning on getting myself a chainsaw but… it was too expensive." They both shared a chuckle as they reached the floor. They both walked out and headed to the imp office. "Well, I'll make sure we'll give you 100% satisfaction to whoever you want us to kill, ma'am."

"Thanks. You better give me a great service."

"It'll be our top priority." He opens the door for the female sinner and lets her in first. "My boss's office is by the receptionist's desk. My boss just needs the information on who we're killing and hopefully, you'll tip us for how you want us to kill the target."

"I'll think about it," she smirked a bit at him, which surprised Joseph. "Nice chatting with you."

"Ye-Yeah. Wonderful chatting with you, ma'am. A gorgeous woman like you deserves better. For your slutty scumbag husband, I hope he's somewhere out there getting raped to death by some dirty muggers. And I hope that dirty slut gets what's coming to her soon."

They both shared another laugh before she gave him a seductive smile, which made him a bit shy. The sinner woman heads towards Blitzo's office before Joseph checks her out a bit until he immediately rushes over to the door and knocks on it as he calls out his boss, "Ha boss!"

"Joseph," Blitzo shouted in his office. "My shining star and face of our wonderful company-YOU MISSED OUR MEETING YOU LAZY-"

"Sir-Sir! We have a new client who wants to see you!"

"Oh shit-Right-Right! That uhh sinner lady, Ms-Oh wait Miss Mayberry! Send her in!"

"You got it, boss. I'll send her in." Joseph opens the door and lets her into his boss's office as Mayberry walks past him, giving the sinner a final smirk at him.

Then, the others exit the meeting room as Joseph notices that Moxxie is carrying a crossbow. "Ha guys," he greeted his friends. "So uh what did I miss from the meeting?"

"We have been hired to kill a family," Millie told him. Moxxie is getting into position to aim at a family photo as Loona holds up a photo of one while she's lying on a couch and staring at her phone. "We're just helping my sweet hubby Moxxie to get over his guilt in killing a family."

"That's good to hear! Is our little buddy Moxxie excited to kill a family?"

"I… I don't feel comfortable with umm… killing a family," the scared imp says while shivering in fear.

"It's okay, Mox. We'll help ya with killing a family. You know a family during this modern age aren't as wholesome as you think they are. Most families are basically disgusting white trash. Use that crossbow to shoot that family photo. I'm sure it will make you feel better."

Moxxie slowly aims the crossbow at the photo but he's shaking in complete fear and nervousness as he's having trouble aiming at the target. "Moxxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot our only hellhound," Millie told her husband.

"Wow. I feel so loved here," Loona said sarcastically while playing on her phone and holding the photo.

"Of course, you're loved here, Loona," Joseph told her as he went over and stood next to the hellhound. "We all love ya very much! Especially me-I mean Blitz!"

"Just take a deep breath… and let it out," Millie smiles at her husband as she helps him through this.

"But… It's a family," Moxxie complained. "Under what circumstances would we kill a human family?!"

"I mean… if that's what the client wants."

"Yeah and who cares if the world is missing one lame family," Joseph agreed.

"Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family," Moxxie said with a stereotypical Italian accent. "That's understandable."

"Mob families are so annoying, pa," Joseph said, playing along with the same accent. "They always break your heart. They're like the IRS, pa. They take whatever they want-" He stopped when Loona was staring at him unamazed as he quickly cleared his throat and played cool while she rolled her eyes at his pathetic performance.

"But to eradicate an entire innocent-seemingly, in the intense-upper middle-class family bloodline?!"

Loona sat up and looked at the photo until she told Moxxie, "Hey! You don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire! Maybe this girl gets off bullying Australian kids online! And this guy… this guy definitely watches."

"Heck yeah," Joseph agreed. "Also, the mom probably slept with every dude in her neighborhood, even every delivery guy! And the baby… oh-ho the baby is definitely doing drugs! Also, I'm sure this family is definitely racist and homophobic. That should give ya more reasons to kill 'em!"

"Exactly," Millie agreed happily. "Humans are full of secret nasties! It's why so many of them end up here!"

"But-" Moxxie is cut off by his wife as Millie cups her husband's cheeks to help him rid of doubts and worries.

"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target." She calms him some more by kissing Moxxie's nose.

"I… I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective is all."

Suddenly, Blitzo barges into the room and he shouts happily. "Guys! I want you to me-" The interruption accidentally caused Moxxie to fire the crossbow and the arrow ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into her husband's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding, which surprises Joseph. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry but Blitzo catches it with one hand. "… our newest client."

"Huh? Amazing. Nobody got hurt," Joseph said.

The eel tank falls down as glass and water spill on the floor. The eel bursts into electricity as sets the room on fire and shocks Joseph while he screams in pain. "DAMMIT MOXXIE!! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS," Blitzo yelled at his employee as he threw the arrow at the desk.

Outside the IMP building, the hellish city's firefighters took care of the fire and carried the eels away while the crew said farewell to their client as Ms. Mayberry drove off in the taxi car. Joseph had a headache and was injured earlier while Millie held an ice bag to his head. "Bye! And don't worry we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free," Blitzo shouted while waving goodbye.

"When did we start implementing that deal," Moxxie shouted.

Blitzo gently grabs his employee's face while smiling at him. "When you set fire in my office in front of a CLIENT," he yelled as he started choking Moxxie, causing the little imp to form derpy eyes from being choked while it terrified Joseph. "YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!!" The boss pushed him away and yelled some more, "NOW SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT FANCY BOOK IS STILL INTACT!!"

"You mean… our only ticket to the other side," Loona says as she pulls out the grimoire in front of them. "Yeah. Got it."

"And that's why you're my favorite, Looine," her father smiles with puppy eyes. "You get a treat now!" Blitzo holds up a dog biscuit to his adopted daughter.

"Ew. Stop." Blitzo tossed it into the air as he caught the dog treat with his tongue like a frog and ate it in front of the hellhound, which disgusted her even more. "You're so gross!"

"Awww! Stop it! I get enough of that from my therapist."

"Oh ha! He goes to therapy," Joseph said, surprised while holding the ice bag to his head.

"That's a surprise," Moxxie says as he picks himself up.

"Jose, my boy, you'll stay here and hold down the fort with Lo-Lo until we need ya," Blitzo told the sinner.

"Gotcha, boss," the sinner nodded while Millie craved the portal to open.

"Alright everyone! Let's go lick some ass," Blitzo shouted as he put his hand against Moxxie's face.

"The expression is kick some ass, Blitz," Millie corrected her boss as she snapped her fingers at him and smirked while stepping into the portal.

"Mine's better."

"Oh fuck," Moxxie whined as he follows the others through the portal.

"You guys stay safe now. Make sure you all kill that whore and witnesses," Joseph waved farewell to his crew as the portal closed. He heads back inside and quickly steps into the elevator with Loona while she's texting on her phone. The sinner tries to act cool while he's standing next to the hellhound as they're heading to their floor. "So uh… what do you usually do while we're out there killing?"

"Eh. Just texting, posting, and watching videos at my desk as usual," Loona responded while still eyeing her phone.

"Cool. Cool. Have you uh… ever gone on assignment with the gang?"

"Once and a while. Usually help to track down the target or bail those dumbasses out of trouble."

"Awesome… You think Moxxie is gonna screw up?"

"Big time," she smirks a bit.

"Same. How long do you think they're gonna text us to save them?"

"Don't know. Like… thirty minutes."

"Cool. You think Mox will kill the target?"

"He's much of a pussy to kill anything too innocent."

"Fair. He's much of a softy but he's our Moxxie."

"The same Moxxie who's so annoying and a total bitch all the time."

"Come on. He's a nice guy. And I'm sure he likes ya."

"Ew. Gross."

"I meant in a friend and coworker type relationship."

"Look if you wanna fuck him, then you should do it when he comes back. Just don't do it in front of me."

"Wait what?! N-Nonono! I don't feel that towards him. I like him as a friend. Plus, I'm straight."

"Whoa. You're so homophobic."

"Whoa whoa whoa! Wait! I'm not a-" Loona looks at him with a smirk on her face. "Oh… Oh you were joking."

"Obviously. You really aren't that bright."

"You know you're not the first one who did that to me and you're definitely not the last. I'm just saying Moxxie is a kind sweet dude. He may not be a ruthless dude but he's one heck of an assassin like the others. Heck, I would definitely hesitate to kill something so innocent as well."

You're just like him but better, stronger, funny, and not so fat."

"Aww, that's nice. So, you think I'm funny," he smiles as he leans back at the elevator's door.

"You're making it worse on yourself, pervert," she said as she stepped out when the door opened, causing Joseph to fall back.

After the hellhound walked over him, Joseph immediately picked himself up and rushed by Loona's side. "Per-Pervert?! Wh-Why did you say that? Wh-Was it something I said or-"

"It was a joke, dummy. Jeez, you really do need to take a joke once and a while."

"Oh-Oh right," he laughs and blushes embarrassed.

"Besides, if you were hitting on me, then Blitz would definitely shoot your dick off."

The sinner blushes hard from that. "I would even be creeped out if he turned it into a dildo and added it with his other sex toys…"

"Thanks for sharing that image with me, you creep," she laughs as she shoves him playfully.

"Sorry," he laughs weakly.

"Eh, I'm too lazy to hold a grudge."

The two steps into the office as they continue chatting to each other. "Do you think we should make something delicious once they kill the target? Like we should bake a cake as a celebration," the dinner asked the hellhound.

"Why the fuck do you wanna bake a cake for this one assignment? We did plenty of others and we didn't celebrate any of them."

"I have a feeling Moxxie will get over his lame conscience over innocence and get the job done."

"You know that he'll fucked it up, right?"

"And he'll make a perfect comeback. Have faith in the little guy."

"Sure. Go ahead whatever. I wouldn't mind having some cake."

"Awesome! I'll be back with some cake supplies and ingredients-"

"There's some in the break room. Blitz bought some for one occasion but was too distracted having sex with that rich asshole."

"I… I didn't need to know about the last part but thank you for the information."

"You are a sick perv," she smirks.

"I meant about the cake! Not the… other information…"

"I know."

Joseph went to the break room and gathered the ingredients to bake a cake while humming happily. "You wanna bake this cake with me, Loona?"

"Sure. Whatever."

Loona went over to the break room and took a selfie with Joseph as the sinner started baking. The sinner is mixing the cake mix while the hellhound is texting on her phone and posting something on the internet. Once he put the cake in the oven, he looked over at his coworker and asked her, "So, I noticed you took a selfie of us together. What's it for?" She smirked as she showed him the tweet of the selfie and she tweeted, Baking with a dumbass who's addicted to cakes. "It hurts but I appreciate being in your tweets."

"Just do look at the comments," Loona smirks.

"Duly noted."

Once the cake is done, the sinner lets it cool for a bit as he looks for something else to do. "How about we put up a banter for the celebration of their kill? Do we have any-"

"Check the closet."

Joseph went over and opened the closet to find several banters. "How long did we have these?"

"Don't know. Blitz usually tells me to hang them up for specific kills."

"And you never did?"

"Too busy to give a shit."

"Understandable." He found the perfect banter that said killed the bitch and took to the meeting room to hang it up while Loona helped him by texting on her phone. Once the cake was cooled, Joseph added some frosting and shaped letters that spelled we did it with a smiley face. "So, what did ya think?"

"It feels like a lame birthday party."

"But for professional killers like us!"

"True."

"Thanks for the help by the way. I always enjoy and appreciate your company, Loona," he smiles at her as the hellhound smirks a bit at his compliment.

"Thanks. It's cool to hang out with a total kiss ass."

"Come on. I'm not that much of a kiss-up."

"But you literally love to kiss ass."

"Okay then! I'mma put the cake in the fridge to cool." When he opens the fridge, Joseph is surprised to find a milk he recognizes and then opens the freezer to spot an ice cream he recognizes as well. He immediately spotted both of them with sticky notes labeled Larry, his roommate. "Uhh… Where did the ice cream and milk come from?"

"From a cow, moron."

"I mean who brought them in?"

"Blitz brought them in this morning. I'm sure he stole them from some loser or whatever."

"Yup. Larry is gonna kill me," he whispered to himself as he put the cake in the fridge.

He suddenly realized that he didn't have his phone on him but found it near Loona as she was texting as usual. When he grabs his phone to check notifications, he's shocked to find an urgent message from his boss: MOXXIE FUCKED UP BIG TIME!! WE ARE BEING HUNTED BY SATANIC SICKO FAMILY!! SAVE US!!!

"Loona! Blitz sent me a message saying they're in trouble! How come you didn't tell me he sent me a text?!"

"Oh yeah. Blitz sent ya a text."

"Th-Thank you. Okay… looks like it's up to me to save the day!" Joseph did a heroic pose as he stood proud.

"Whatever you say, loser," Loona says while staring at her phone.

The sinner rushes to his boss's office to receive more weapons from the drawer but accidentally opens the sex toys, causing him to scream. When he opens the weapon drawer, he places two machetes and one katana on his back, dual deadly knives in his pockets, and holds dual pistols in his hands. The sinner emerges from the office as he puts shades on to make himself look cool and dangerous. "Alright, Loona. It's gonna be dangerous saving the others from whoever I'm dealing with. I'm gonna go in alone but I'll be ready for these sickos. I just need you to open the portal and close it immediately after I go through it. Understood?"

"You got it. Just be careful and don't blame yourself if Mox dies," the hellhound joked as she conjured up the portal.

Joseph took a deep breath and whispered to himself, "Okay. Okay. I'm the boss I'm the boss I'm the boss… I'm the boss!" Once the portal opens, the sinner rushes into it and emerges from the other side to find Blitzo and Millie on fire but with no effect and two sicko parents with guns. He aimed his pistols at the target and yelled, "YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERFU-"

Suddenly, a gun fired as the shot went through the killer woman's head and her right eye flew from her socket, killing her. When the target's body fell, it was revealed that Moxxie shot her. "Moxxie," Millie shouted with joy.

"I should be upset that you stole my kill but damn that was an impressive shot, Mox my man," the sinner smiled.

"You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox," Blitzo said, annoyed as Moxxie and Joseph immediately freed them. Their boss falls to the ground as Millie hugs her husband and nuzzle each other while the sinner smiles at their wholesome love. "Oh yeah! Thanks! I'm fine," Blitzo yelled, sarcastically.

Both Moxxie and Joseph helped their boss up while the little imp apologized to him, "I'm so sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise."

"Apology accepted," Blitzo smiles as he hugs Moxxie. Suddenly, he whispers to him in a sinister tone, "But if you ever a pull a stunt like that again, I will fuck you and your wife." The boss pushed the imp away as he shouted cheerfully, "Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off!"

"Eh… yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house," Moxxie told his boss.

"Okay fine. But hurry up." Blitzo told him as he used his phone to call his daughter. "Loona! We're ready to come home, dear!"

"Umm… I think I'll go help Moxxie out," Joseph told them while joining the little imp.

The two assassins run through the forest as they carry their weapons, ready to kill. While they're rushing through the woods, Joseph suddenly hears Stolas chanting from his boss's phone, "&%# use while you and I and &%# and jelly sandwiches all night-" The sinner immediately grabs the phone and ends the call before he regroups with Moxxie.

Once they enter the family's house, Joseph is completely horrified by who they are, both satanic and cannibals. There are human body parts and organs mounted on the walls and an actual cooked human. "Oh my holy God in the name of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! These people are flippin sick! No wonder why you guys have trouble with this sick twisted family!"

The two went over and found a father and his children saddened by the death of their mother. The two assassins aimed their weapons at the psychic family while Moxxie warned them, "Don't move!"

"What are you gonna do to us, little guy? Kill us," the father asked.

"I should."

"Yeah! We-Wait what," Joseph yelled, confused.

"You people are monsters! But… you should have a chance at life and purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them!"

"Their futures are already ruined, my dude! Have you seen what they've done here?! These little bastards are irredeemable and deserve to be put down!"

"Hush please! I'm handling this! You all are going to face your crime." Moxxie picks up a phone. "I will contact your earthly authorities and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly."

"Earthly cops are corrupted. They'll bribe them"

"No they won't!"

"Look Mox! I pack myself so much flippin' heat to save you guys! Let me waste these assholes!"

"No! We're letting the authorities deal with them instead. I'm handling this… my way." When he pressed the phone, the television turned on and Moxxie realized he was holding a remote. "Oh shit. Uh… do you uh… Do you have a phone to summon 911?"

"Yeah, it's in the kitchen," the father told them.

"Then… what is this for?"

"It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids."

"Awwww!"

"Mox, for the love of my Lord and Savior, don't aw for them," Joseph yelled, annoyed. "This fucker deserves to die! Especially these little shitheads!"

"We're not killing them!"

"Dammit Moxxie!"

Moments later, the two assassins return to their crew as the portal back to the office opens. "There they are. Have a good wank off session, you two," Blitzo asked the two while smirking.

"Excuse me," Moxxie asked, disgusted.

"What the what?! Hell no! Especially not with anyone," Joseph shouted.

"I know you wouldn't do it in public, Josey my boy. That's why you're my second favorite. And I don't care where you cum in the living world, Mox," the boss told the imp while poking at his nose. "Just come to your job on time, alright? See you at the office!"

After Blitzo went into the portal, Millie comforted her husband as she laid her hand on Moxxie's cheek while Joseph stood by and checked through his weapons with a disappointed look on his face. "You doing okay, sweetie," she asked him.

"Better now, honey. I just needed a minute to process," Moxxie told his wife.

"You have a good heart, honey. Just a fuzzy head," Millie told her husband as she playfully pinched his nose and kissed Moxxie before she entered the portal.

"I can't believe we let those sickos live," Joseph whined. "We should've eliminated those cannibal freaks while we had the chance!"

"Well, I believe I did the right thing in turning them into the authorities," Moxxie told him. "I'm sure they'll handle them justly and respectfully."

"WE GOT EM BOYS!!" The two turned around and spotted a squad of police forces gathered at the family's house. A helicopter fired a missile and destroyed the house, exploding in a massive inferno. The two demons stared stunned by the unexpected event as a burnt teddy bear hit Moxxie's head.

Joseph burst out laughing at the unexpected deaths of the horrible family. "You're right, Mox! You did the right thing! Those sick bastards got justice all right! Well done, my man! Well done!" He laughs as he enters the portal. Before Moxxie can react, Blitzo grabs the imp by the neck and pulls him into the portal.

Later, everyone, including their client, celebrates victory in killing their target as they're all eating cake and wearing party hats. They're all cheering for Moxxie for killing the murdering mother but the little imp is completely distressed by what happened to the family as Millie hugs her husband happily and Joseph patts his back. "Well, here's another mission accomplished," Blitzo toasted. "And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up."

"And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back," Millie pointed out.

"Also, it's definitely fine to kill crazy psychotic murdering satanic families, especially their disgusting rotten kids," Joseph smiles.

"That's messed up. But I paid for it," Ms. Mayberry laughed.

Everyone laughs at a happy ending except for Moxxie, who's still traumatized. "Yeah fuck that family," Blitzo laughed.

"Yeah fuck them indeed, boss," Joseph nodded. "Say cheese, Mox!" The sinner took a selfie with Moxxie as he smiled happily while the imp was still traumatized. He then posted it later and texted, "My man murdered a family today! LOL"