At the IMP headquarters, Moxxie and Millie arrive at work and are surprised to see Joseph cleaning and organizing the office like crazy while Loona is texting. The sinner is mumbling insanely as he's trying his best to make everything spot-clean. "Uhh Joseph? Are you okay," the male imp asked, concerned.

"Oh don't mind me, guys! I'm making everything perfectly neat and spotless," Joseph laughed nervously.

"Uh Joe, this is Hell. Nobody cares about cleanin, honey," Millie told him.

"Well, I just wanna ensure everything is safe and less hazardous for my favorite coworkers! And of course, Loona is helping me out as always!"

"She's just sitting at her desk and playing on her phone as always," Moxxie complained.

"She's keeping me company, Mox! You know research says people go insane if they're alone."

"Yeah so get off my ass and go suck an anus, you baby dick troll," Loona said while keeping her eyes on her phone.

"You're sweet as always, Loo. Oh crap! Did I resupply the office?! Oh huge crap! I think I forgot to clean Blitz's office! He's gonna kill me! Oh worse! He's gonna fu-I mean to have sexual ways with me!" Joseph begins to have a panic attack while breaking insanely.

"Joe! Calm down," the female imp shouted as she grabbed his face to calm him. "Take a deep breath." Joseph took a deep breath, calming down. "Good. Now, tell us what ya doin' this?"

"I… I just wanna make it up to Blitz after he got me the amulet. He worked so hard getting it for me."

"Isn't he sleeping with Sir Stolas," Moxxie asked, annoyed.

"That's hard work right there, Mox!"

"It's not like you're doing the same for your wife," Loona added with a smirk.

"How about you mind ya own fuckin business," Millie growled while her husband holds her back.

"Whoa whoa ladies! There's no need for violence or harsh words," Joseph calmed them down. "As a responsible hard worker, I won't allow my fellow workers to fight each other! Even if it ends with them… you know… making out, getting naked, and ending up having sex-"

"SHUT UP," everyone yelled at him.

"Sorry sorry! My head went somewhere else!"

"You know I'm starting to wonder why you ended up in Hell," Moxxie growled.

"Loona! Sweetie! Can you please send Jo-Jo into my office," Blitzo asked her through the comms.

"You heard him, shithead," the hellhound said, annoyed as she looked through a magazine.

"Heard," Joseph nodded as he headed to his boss's office until he stopped next to Loona to apologize. "I'm so sorry for saying that back there. You know how much of a freak Mox is-" She growled at him, causing him to rush into the other room.

Once he's in the office, the sinner is weirded out when he catches Blitzo pleasuring himself by playing with his privates. "Ahhh yeah-Wait what the fuck," the imp boss said when he catches Joseph in the room. "Why are you here?"

"Wh-You call me in!"

"I did?"

"Yes! You call Loona to tell her to call me in!"

"And you've caught me playing with my balls with two puppets of Millie and Mox but you're still watching. Bet cha this is turning you on doesn't it?"

"Wh-What?!" Joseph immediately looked away while blushing embarrassed. "Wh-Why did you call me in any way, boss?!"

"Well shit. I completely forgot. So… ya gonna jerk off to this?" Suddenly, Blitzo is interrupted by a phone call as he answers, "WHAT?!!!" The imp was drinking his coffee mug until he heard something that caused him to spit. "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!"

"Whoa! Who is it?"

"Ugh! Stolas. Now shut up! I'm talking to him." Blitzo resumed listening to the call. "Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass. Or if you want, you can have my newest employee to take care of ya." He's eyeing Joseph while smirking.

"Nononononono," the sinner whispered in fear while shaking his head and hands.

"I can hear him," Stolas says through the phone with a lustful tone, causing the sinner to back against the wall while breathing heavily in fear. "But no. It's for my daughter."

"Ah. Well, make sure she washes," Blitzo responded to him while wearing a little crown. "Hmm? We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die. Hmm? Pay me what? Hm?! Done!" The imp accidentally slammed and destroyed his phone out of excitement, which annoyed him.

"Boss, that is the fourth time you broke your phone this month," Joseph told him.

"Shut up!" Blitzo pulled out his megaphone to use to call the others, "M ! Get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"

Moxxie opens the door as he's confused, "Loo Loo Land?"

Millie smashes her head through the door's glass as she shouts in excitement, "Loo Loo Land?!"

Blitzo shouts as well with his megaphone, "Loo Loo Land-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP," Loona yelled.

"Uhh what's a Loo Loo Land," Joseph asked, politely.

"Only the funniest place you'll ever been to in all of Hell," Millie cheered.

"Uhh sir? Why are we going to Loo Loo Land," Moxxie asked.

"Because Stolas hired us to be his bodyguards for today so he and his daughter can spend you know father and daughter time," Blitzo explained.

"Whoa! He has a daughter," the sinner asked, surprised.

"Yup. He's a family guy."

"Does he have a wife?"

"Yeah, I fell off the balcony, landed on his wife's dessert, and apologized to her for fucking her husband after I took the grimoire."

"Whoa boss! What the hell?!"

"Shut up! You would've done the same thing!"

"No I wouldn't!"

"Yeah you're right! You would've fuck his wife or she'll definitely fuck you."

"Don't say that, man! I don't want that to happen! I don't wanna commit adultery!"

"What the hell is going on," Moxxie whispered to his wife.

Moments later, the IMP crew drives to the royal goetic mansion to pick up Stolas and his daughter. "Alrighty, I just texted him. They should be here any minute so look professional, people," Blitzo told them.

"Jeez! This is the first time meeting this Stolas guy in person. Should I be worried? I mean does he uh hate sinners like me," Joseph panicked while breathing heavily.

"Calm down, Jo-Jo. Calm down. He doesn't have any grudges with sinners like you… I think."

"You think?! How many times have you slept with the guy?!"

"Eh, I lost count."

"Don't worry, hon. I'm sure he's gonna love ya. You're a sweet young man and always polite. He's gonna love ya just the way you are," Millie assured the sinner.

"Love ya very much that he's gotta fuck ya!"

"Blitz!"

"What? I'm just joking… or am I? Who knows?"

"You know you're not helping me, boss," the sinner complained.

"I'm doing my best. Oh yeah also, don't try to fuck his daughter, you little perv!"

"What?! I would never! Why would you even say that?!"

"I wanna make that perfectly clear, you horny virgin teenager!"

"I'm twenty!"

"Still sounds like a horny teenager to me!"

Soon, Stolas and his daughter Octavia emerged from their palace as the crew looked sharp and put on their shades. "So uh why are we wearing shades again?"

"Bodyguards always wear shades to look like a professional, Joe! Okay! Now, get out of the fucking van and greet his majestyness inside!"

Joseph immediately stepped out of the van and held the side door open as he greeted the Goetias while he was nervous, "Gr-Greetings, yo-your majesty! Your uh transport awaits!"

"Oh my! So, you must be the new sinner employee Blitzy told me so much about," Stolas smiled at him. "I have to say he didn't mention anything about how handsome you are for a sinner."

The sinner shivered and blushed in fear when the owl prince flirted while Octavia sighed and was annoyed by her father's seduction toward males. "Uh-Uh-Um-Th-Thank you?!"

"Oh! Such a gentleman!" Stolas steps into the van with Octavia and Joseph follows him before the prince notices Blitzo in the driver seat. "Hello, Blitzy."

"Sup, bitch," the imp boss responded without looking at him before they drove off.

"So uh your majesty, uh what makes you choose Loo Loo Land," Joseph asked nervously.

"Oh my little Tavi loves Loo Loo Land so very much! So I decided to take her there like the good old days," Stolas smiled.

"Ugh. I was a kid back then, dad. I'm grown up now," Octavia told him.

"And we get to re-live your adorable memories together, dear!"

"And I hate every second of being there," she mumbled to herself.

Joseph sat next to Octavia as he was about to introduce himself to her, "Sh-So uh… Hi. My name is-"

"Don't talk to me."

"Oh uh… Understood. Sorry."

Once they arrived at the carnival, Stolas emerged from the van with complete excitement while his daughter was very less excited but mostly embarrassed as she lowered her hat to hide herself before following her father. Blitzo rushed over to guard the prince with his crew following them behind while the imp told the tall Goetia, "Now, remember: this is work and work only! Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright!"

Octavia is still embarrassed at the park as she asks her father, "Hey… dad… do we have to-"

"Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie," the imp stopped the teen before he resumed being strict with Stolas. "If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to-"

"You are so cute when you are serious," Goetia flirted with Blitzo while rubbing his face with his finger.

"I'm literally gonna be sick," the teenager said to herself.

"Oh crumbs! I knew today would be a lot," Moxxie panicked while grabbing his bag and pulling out medicines. "What do you need?! Anti-acids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?"

"That was figurative, old man."

The sinner chuckled while the little imp realized he was being over dramatic. "She got you good, Mox," Joseph told him.

"Oh right," Moxxie laughs nervously before tossing the morphine needles into a baby carriage. "But she said it was literal."

"She meant emotional, not an actual illness. Learn the difference, my dude."

"Wow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot," Millie said excitedly as one of the signs fell off and crushed a random imp. "It hasn't changed a bit."

"Uhh? Was it always dangerous here when you were a kid, Mill," the sinner asked her.

"Very dangerous! Ohhh! Look! It's big Woobly," the female imp pointed at a hideous malformed dinosaur animatronic as the machine gave out a demonic shriek.

"Hello nightmare, my old friend…"

"That is… deeply upsetting," Moxxie said as he was disturbed.

"Oh come on! It's fun! Has either of you ever been here before," Millie asked them.

"Well, I'm a sinner and I just heard and barely know anything about this place since like an hour ago," Joseph told her.

"Theme parks always disturb me, especially the mascots," Moxxie responded.

Loo Loo Land's mascot appears behind Moxxie to greet them, causing the frightened imp to scream in terror as Joseph chuckles. "Well, hey there! I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, then try and sue us!"

"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo," Stolas told his daughter excitedly.

"I have a question," Octavia says.

"Well, ask away, little girlie," the mascot chuckles.

"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?"

"N-No?"

"Wait there's another popular theme park better than this one," Joseph shouted, confused.

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame," Octavia said as she was annoyed.

"Why don't we go check out the rides," Stolas chuckled nervously as he led his daughter away.

"Damn! She's smarter than Mox," Joseph said.

"Why me specifically," the annoyed little imp responded.

"That chick's creepy, huh," the mascot asked Blitzo in his normal voice.

"Eh. Wait till her dad tries to dibble your holes," the imp told him before walking away.

"Wh-What's that mean," the mascot asks the others.

"Don't talk to me," Moxxie told him while keeping his distance. "I know you're a pervert under there!"

After they rushed away, the mascot shamefully looked down and said to himself, "Ye-Yeah…"

The three of them head down a pathway while Moxxie exhausts and sweats from the run as he catches his breath. "Jeez. You really need to exercise more, Mox," Joseph told him.

"Hush you," the imp told him.

The sinner walked over to join his boss while Blitzo searched through a trash can. "Uh, boss? What are you doing?"

"Are you gazing at my ass, perv," the imp asked while shaking his rear end in front of him, causing the sinner to look away.

"N-No!"

"Yeah, I know you're loving the show, you sick fuck."

Soon, Blitzo pops out drinking out of a novelty cup while wearing a hat with attached cup holders and straws. "Uhh… How come you can't buy them instead of scavenging for them?"

"Every theme park has very expensive stuff. Especially food and beverages."

Blitzo pointed at a nearby gift shop as the IMP crew approached it as they saw a sign that said the cups cost twenty-nine souls per. "Okay, that doesn't sound right at all."

"Yeah… The prices do seem criminal. I mean that much for a novelty cup that you use one time," Moxxie complained.

"Cause it's Loo Loo Land," Millie cheered.

"Listen to your hoe, Mox," Blitzo said as he nudged his employee. "How about I take junior here on the first watch while you two have a little fun?"

Millie shrieked cheerfully as she picked up her husband and ran off to enjoy the theme park. Blitzo and Joseph kept guard around Stolas and Octavia. "So uh you really think anyone would be stupid enough to attack Stolas," the sinner asked his boss.

"In case you didn't know, the Goetia family is always the wealthiest of all Hell. So that means every low scum will do whatever it takes to kidnap his majesty."

"Jeez! And I'm surprised we haven't run into any of them yet." Suddenly, a group of vicious imps gathered behind several booths chuckling evilly until they scattered when the two assassins turned towards their direction. "Still surprised we haven't seen any."

"You know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy," Stolas flirted with the imp while stroking his horns.

"Save it, bitch. I'm working," the imp responded.

"You both need to get a room," Octavia says while annoyed.

"Hey I'm not a day hooker!" Several imps glared at Blitzo after what he shouted while Joseph chuckled. "What?! I just said I'm not! What are you laughing at, whore?"

"Oh! Look, Via," Stolas told his daughter as he pointed at a circus tent. "You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"

"Oh no," the teen panicked quietly.

"Is there uh something wrong with that tent," Joseph asked her with concern.

"There's this dumb creepy robot clown that scared me and made me cry when I was a child."

"Jeez. Even people down here are scared of clowns. Not that I'm insulting you! Hell I'm afraid of creepy scary clowns as well! So uh we have something in common-"

"Please shut up."

"Understood. Sorry."

"Yeah I hate that fucking clown too," Blitzo said.

"Whoa! The robo clown scared ya when you were a kid too, boss?"

The boss's eyes widened as he was quiet for a while before he answered, "Yeah let's go with that."

"Oh Blitzy," Stolas called the assassins as he was being kidnapped and tied up by savage criminals. "I need my bodyguard please!"

Blitzo fired his sniper rifle and killed one of the imps who were trying to harm Stolas as Joseph threw three knives at them, impaling three of them in the heads. The rest of them ran away in fear, saving the prince. "To be honest, I thought I wouldn't hit any of them! That was just luck right there, man! So awesome," the sinner cheered. "I'm like Batman except I kill people!"

"Who the fuck is Batman," Blitzo is annoyed as he goes to Stolas.

"Wh-Wh-WHAT?!!"

Then, Joseph and Blitzo freed Stolas from his bondage and carried him inside then set him down next to his daughter before removing the shack from his head. The two assassins take a high ground to watch over the Goetia and watch out for any suspicious imps. They even stand guard during the performance of the Robo Fizzarolli and the other hideous animatronics. "I have to say. This is kinda good entertainment right here," the sinner complimented the show.

"Oh shut the fuck up, Jose! This is terrible," Blitzo snaps at him.

"Jeez! What's up with you, boss? Why do you hate this place so much?"

"It's because mind your own fucking business, you little bitch!"

"Sorry, I asked." Suddenly, Joseph spotted another criminal imp who was about to ambush Stolas while the performance was about to be over. "Oh! We got a bogie." Blitzo aimed his sniper rifle and shot the demon, destroying its upper head while the crowd ran away from the gunfire. "Nice shot, boss!"

"It's what I do, kiddo."

The sinner spotted the teen Goetia ran off upset as Stolas followed her, very worried. "Uh oh! They're on the move, Blitz boss!"

"Alrighty. Let's get moving."

Then, the robot clown laughed sinisterly when he heard Blitzo's name, "Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up there?! I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?!"

"Oh so you two know each other," the sinner asked, surprised.

"The o is silent now," Blitzo corrected the clown.

"Awww! Just like your audience always was when you told your lazy jokes here," the robot laughs while doing a taunting dance.

"Whoa! Boss?! You worked here," Joseph said, surprised.

"Shut up, you little skank," the imp yelled at his employee before trashing the robot. "And bitch, I make more money killing people than you being a cheap-ass robo rip-off of an overrated sellout JESTER!!!"

"Damn!"

"Oohoohoo! Someone's salty," the robo clown replied. "Real or not, though, people love me! Does anybody love you… BLITZO?!"

"Excuse me, sir! He is loved! This guy is loved by me! By his daughter! His coworkers! And-"

"And I'm really good with guns now," Blitzo cuts him off as he slams a new magazine into his rifle. "DANCE BITCH!!!" The imp fired his weapon full-automatic at the robot as the Robo Fizz rapidly spin like a wheel towards the two assassins until it coils around them and uses its momentum to launch them through the tent while the boss screams, "OHH FUCK ME!!!"

Soon, the two crashed against a demon and a cart of lit torches, scattering them everywhere as they were lighting up everything on fire. The green inferno flames torch throughout the park as the hideous animatronics roam around on fire while the Robo Fizz laughs gleefully at the mass destruction. Joseph immediately picks himself up and draws his dual machetes as he defends his boss from the deadly robot. "You wanna hurt my boss, Five Nights at Freddy's reject?! Then you have to go through me!" The sinner charged and sliced at the robot but the robotic jester easily grabbed both of his blades and stared deeply at him while chuckling darkly. "Uh ha! Uh Blitz! Might wanna give me a hand here-"

The Robo Fizz grabs Joseph by the neck and spins him around until it throws him several tents. The sinner crashed into a chunk of raw meat as he was a bit dizzy. "Ahh… Wh-What is this crap? Wait… Is this meat? Who left a bunch of meat here in a theme park?" He looked around until he spotted a petting zoo sign. "Huh? A petting zoo? Where's the animals?"

Suddenly, he felt a heavy heated breath from behind as he slowly turned around to meet a giant demonic creature, frightened Joseph. "H-Ha there… Who's a good dino… lizard… dragon?" The monster growled softly in response. "Yeah… I have to say you're so cute and… not deadly at all! I… I love animals so very much… Especially whatever you are… How about I just leave your home and just be on my way-" The creature roared as it tried to eat him, causing Joseph to flee away in terror while the monster chased him.

"Ahhh! Blitz! Millie! Loona-Oh wait she isn't here. You guys please save me! Moxxie! Come out here and distract it!" The terrified sinner ran and jumped into a fun house to escape from the giant monster as the beast tried to break in but struggled before Joseph ran away from it. After he escaped, the assassin stopped and breathed heavily from the close call.

Then, he heard someone crying nearby and went over to check it out. When he arrived at an apple-themed rail car ride, Joseph was surprised to see Octavia alone and crying. The sinner approached the teenager and sat next to her with a concerned look. "Ha there… Are… Are you okay," he asked her, worried.

"Wh-What do you want," Octavia said, annoyed and angry at him.

"I… I saw that you're crying and wanted to give you some company. I… You need someone here to support you and be there by your side. I… I wanna fill that role."

"Whatever," she replied as she looked away with tears still streaming from her eyes.

"Let me guess… You're sad that your parents are fighting each other and… your dad is flirting with my boss?"

"Ugh! Isn't that obvious?! Ever since my dad cheated on my mom… they've been arguing so much and ruined everything… Why am I telling you this?! You don't understand!"

Joseph sighed before he responded, "Actually… I do… except my parents didn't cheat on each other… The world of the living kind of screwed what they had and… just fell apart… It happened to me when I was a teenager like you." She looks back at him, surprised. "Yeah… but in the end… my parents still cared and loved me even after the divorce… And despite being separated from my dad… he'll always find a way to spend more time with me and have fun together. That's what your dad is doing right now. Of course, you're older than this crappy park but… your dad just wanna spend more time with you and shows how much he loves you. From the way he acts and treats you during today… It's obvious that he loves you very much. Because all fathers love their kids."

Octavia took in his words as she slowly formed a small smile at the friendly sinner. "Octavia," Stolas called her name as the two turned towards him.

"I'll let you two talk this out," Joseph told her as he stood up and left, leaving the father and daughter alone to talk.

After a few minutes of the father and daughter conversation, Joseph smiled when the two hugged each other and Stolas carried Octavia as they left with the sinner following them. Suddenly, a menacing imp appears to attack the prince as the assassin is about to kill it until the Goetia prince turns towards the demon with glowing eyes, turning the criminal into stone. The sinner was completely horrified by Stolas's demonic powers and what he's capable of while he whispered to himself in fear, "I'm so scared…"

When they stepped outside, the theme park was still burning in a green inferno while the IMP crew was still fighting the Robo Fizz. Joseph wanted to help them but stayed by Stolas and Octavia as he said to himself, "I'm sure they can handle this without me." Finally, the battle ended when the giant demonic creature ate the robotic clown, causing the sinner to hurry towards the exit.

Once they arrived at the exit, Stolas asked his daughter, "So, what would you like to do now?"

"Oh! Can we go to Stylish Occult," Octavia asks her father, which concerns him. "They sell weird taxidermy there."

"Hmmm… Okay…"

"Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes."

"Thank you, Via. Thank you."

Suddenly, a massive explosion rocks the park, sending the rest of the IMP crew hurtling into the air screaming before hitting the ground in front of them. "Way to ruin another good thing, sir," Moxxie said weakly and sarcastically at his boss while a random stray emerged and dragged Millie away.

"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming," Blitzo cheered before falling unconscious.

"And that's what I call a happy ending-" Joseph said the final words until the same giant creature grabbed him with its jaws as it ran off with him while the sinner screamed for help, "AHHH!!! AHH!!! BOSS!!! MOX!!! SAVE ME!!! AH!! AHH!!!"