The episode began in front of a bus. "Season three of Total Drama, folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea. Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a free-range travelling teen freak show. They'll be competing all around the globe for two million dollars. So, let's meet our players. Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Justin, Leshawna!" Chris said as everyone he mentioned got out as Gwen ended up bumping into Heather.
"Ugh, are there reserved seats? I.E. Can I have one not behind Heather's phony hair ponytail?" Gwen asked.
"Um, my extensions are human hair." Heather angrily responded.
"You learn something new every day." Duncan said as Gwen chucked and Heather glared at him. Courtney saw this and glared at him.
"Lindsay! Owen, DJ, and Harold." Chris said as Lindsay got out but the other three didn't. "Guys?" he asked.
"Sweet strawberry preserves! No!" Owen yelled as he was held by DJ who got him out of the bus.
"He's afraid of flying, remember?" DJ said.
"Aerophobia, from the latin, as opposed to aeronausiphobia, the fear of air sickness." Harold explained as he got out.
"Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you." Noah mocked as he got out alongside Cody and Eva.
"And returning favorites, Noah, Eva, Cody, and…" Chris said as he was suddenly interrupted.
"Yo, yo, yo! This year's winner is in the house! Er... bus. I mean... runway! Where's the plane, eh?" Ezekiel asked as he got out of the bus.
"I know, right? Let's fly! Whoo!" Izzy said as she jumped on Ezekiel.
"Watch out, ooh!" Ezekiel grunted as he collapsed with Izzy on him.
"Oh!" Izzy grunted.
"Yup. Izzy's back. Also returning this season, Tyler." Chris said.
"Alright, let's do this! Argh!" Tyler grunted as he jumped out the bus and fell.
"And the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette." Chris said as Bridgette got out.
"Whoa! Oof!" Bridgette grunted as she tripped and fell on the ground where Ezekiel, Tyler and Izzy were piled up.
"Yo, Chris, you forgot to introduce me." Ezekiel said.
"And Ezekiel." Chris sighed. "And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors. He's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species. Alejandro!" Chris said as Alejandro got out of the bus.
"Perhaps I can assist senoritas?" Alejandro said as he helped Izzy and Bridgette up.
"Wow…" Bridgette said in shock.
"I-I-I have a Big-O!" Izzy blurted out.
"And amigos, please, allow me." Alejandro said as he helped Tyler and Ezekiel up.
"Wow, eh." Ezekiel said in shock.
"I like girls." Tyler blurted out.
"And she's a sugar-addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs, Sierra!" Chris said as Sierra jumped out of the bus.
"Oh my gosh, I love you guys and this is the greatest day of my life and Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into? Oh my gosh, Cody! I've dreamt of this moment. Only you weren't wearing a shirt." Sierra said as she approached Cody.
"Uh… do I know you?" Cody said in shock.
"Here's the damn plane you'll be flying in!" Chef said inside the Jumbo Jet as he drove over with it while it shook.
"What the…" Duncan said in shock.
"That thing looks like it's one punch away from collapsing." Eva said.
"Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane." Courtney said.
"Relax, it's perfectly safe. Now boarding." Chris said as a part of the plane fell off.
"No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom! No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical! Mommy..." Owen screamed as Chris hit him with a pan.
"Anybody else got a problem with it?" Chris asked.
"No." Cody said.
"Love it!" Lindsay said.
"Almost as hot as me!" Justin said.
"Dibs on the window seat!" Bridgette said.
"Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat for all the action right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris said, dramatically singing the World Tour part.
"Seriously?" Duncan said.
(Theme song, Changes: Instead of Tyler, Justin is driving the carriage with Cody in it and with the scene with Lindsay looking at Tyler's picture, she is instead talking with Tyler before polar bear Izzy interrupts them. Eva is with Leshawna and Noah and the seagull does not hit DJ.)
Cut to everyone in the plane kitchen. "Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that." Gwen said.
"Well, I don't have a problem with it." Courtney replied.
"Yeah, 'cause you like singing." Leshawna said.
"Well, I don't! Girls sing. Little birdies sing. Ha ha. Duncans do not sing." Duncan replied.
"For once I agree with you, singing is for weaklings!" Eva said.
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked.
"I'll beat you if you try." Eva replied.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asked Chris.
"Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing, the higher the ratings, which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warning!" Chris said as everyone complained. "Anywho, this is the dining area where you'll enjoy in flight meals." he said.
"Not for long, eh. Prepare to lose to the Zeke." Ezekiel boasted.
"Okay, it's cool that you believe in yourself and all, but you do know you got voted out first last time, right?" Gwen said.
"Word. And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again. I'm stronger, faster, smarter…" Ezekiel boasted.
"Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-up-ier. Now zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight!" Chris said.
"Is there a toilet in this dump?" Leshawna asked.
"Just through there." Chris said as he pointed at a toilet door.
"Good, 'cause I gotta make a deposit." Leshawna said as she entered.
Confessional: Leshawna
"There's a camera in the potty? Again?! Ugh! Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?" Leshawna complained as she realized that the toilet was the confessional.
Confessional: Eva
"This shouldn't be legal. Anyway, this time, maybe instead of boasting about my strength, I should lay low so I don't get targeted." Eva thought.
Cut to everyone in a room with crappy seats and a luggage area. "Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations." Chris said.
"Okay, well, where are our beds?" Lindsay asked.
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris asked as he pointed at Owen sleeping while tied to the wall on a seat.
"Plane... No…" Owen mumbled in his sleep.
"That does not look comfortable." Heather said.
"No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But no comfort here, here, or here." Chris replied.
"OMG, Chris, I am just LOL." Sierra laughed.
"Stop making me feel old." Eva said.
"We should hit the winner's compartment, eh? 'Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here. Ha, never!" Ezekiel boasted.
"Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, home school?" Noah replied.
Cut to a fancy room with comfortable seats. "This is the first class cabin. The domain of each week's winners." Chris said.
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro said.
"Oh, uh, wow. Thanks!" Bridgette blushed.
"Wow Tyler, that guy is like super duper hot! Is he like a super duper omega male model or something?" Lindsay said.
"Yeah, Uh-I-mean-I uh-like girls and I-Lindsay uh-balls-" Tyler struggled to form a coherent sentence.
"What? Why are they all swarming toward him? I'm the hot one! They should be drooling over me!" Justin complained.
"Sorry man, you used to be as smooth as Momma's gravy, but that guy? That guy is as smooth as Momma's peanut butter!" DJ said.
"Hmph, you'll see! Hey girls, look at this!" Justin said as he ripped off his sweater.
"What was his name again? Jalapeno?" Lindsay said while looking at Alejandro.
"It was, uh, I… well, bro, man, oof, uh…" Tyler struggled to form a coherent sentence.
"Alejandro. And do not forget it, or pronounce it wrong." Alejandro replied.
"Sure, Alfonso!" Lindsay said as Alejandro rolled his eyes.
"Told you dude." DJ told Justin.
"Ugh, you people just have bad taste!" Justin said as he stormed off while Heather looked suspicious of Alejandro.
Confessional: Justin
"Ugh, why do they all like him so much? I bet he doesn't have any modeling experience at all! He's like, a 6/10 at best while I'm a 12/10 at my worst!" Justin complained.
Confessional: Chef & Heather
[Cockpit Confessional]
"I can see right through that guy. You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet." Heather said.
"Maybe for you. I'm trying to prep for a flight here." Chef replied.
"Hello, venting! Shh! Anyway, new guy is so transparent, so fake, so–" Heather tried to say but was interrupted.
"Deliciously seductive?" Chef said.
"That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say!" Heather replied.
"Pretty good looking guy to boot. I'm just sayin'." Chef said.
"Ugh! Forget this!" Heather said as she stormed off.
"Stupid kid, bothering me at my job…" Chef complained.
Cut to luxury room with a lot of stuff. "Whoa... where are we now? A grand piano? Wood burning pizza oven? Four-person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters?" Cody said in shock.
"How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub." Harold asked.
"You wish, I'm the only one who's going to win this!" Eva replied.
"Easy, tigers. These are my quarters, and they're off limits! Clear?" Chris said.
"Crystal." Harold replied.
"Whatever." Eva rolled her eyes.
"Oh, Chris. I heart your limits." Sierra chuckled.
Confessional: Heather
"Anyway, with Beth gone, Lindsiot, Izzy being insane as usual, and Ale-whatever looking like a real threat, my only strategic option is to make friends with the new girl. But pretending to like that is gonna be hard. I do not heart the new girl." Heather said.
Cut to everyone in the kitchen. "And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later, when I "accidentally" lock you in them." Chris said when the plane started moving, accidentally causing Bridgette to fall in Alejandro's arms.
"Whoa!" Bridgette grunted.
"Señorita, are you okay?" Alejandro said.
"Is the Earth moving?" Bridgette said in shock.
"Nope. We are! Whoo!" Izzy cheered.
"It's a plane, why the hell is this so unusual to you people?" Eva said.
"Planes usually don't make this sound when they fly." Noah said, talking about a weird metal rusting sound.
"Fair enough." Eva replied.
"One more thing. I'm sure you all remember a little something called the elimination ceremony? Takes place right in there, my friends." Chris said as he pointed at a door.
Cut to everyone in the elimination room. "If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issue peanuts–" Chris tried to say but was interrupted.
"I got a peanut allergy, yo. Er, more like a sensitivity." Ezekiel said.
"You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame." Chris continued, annoyed by Ezekel.
"Okay, I just don't like–" Ezekiel tried to say but was suddenly grabbed by Chris.
"Kinda like this." Chris said as he opened a door and they Ezekiel out, causing him to fall on the floor outside the plane.
"Oof! Hey! Aw, good one, eh! Now, slow down and let my bling back in!" Ezekiel said as he ran after the plane.
"All eliminations are final, bro!" Chris said as he looked out the door.
"That hardly seems fair, eh?" Ezekiel said.
"Life isn't fair, get used to it." Chris said as he shut the door.
"Wait! Let me in dawg! Oh no! Help!" Ezekiel yelled as he held onto a tire as the plane started flying, causing him to be dangled in the air.
Cut to everyone in the dining hall. "Every second, we're getting closer to adventure and further from mama." DJ sighed.
"Uh, haven't you done this twice before?" Cody asked.
"Yeah, but I didn't see Momma in between, now just randomly being separated from her makes me feel sad." DJ sighed.
"Don't worry big guy! I can help by-" Cody tried to say but was interrupted.
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson. I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st. You're my very own April fool." Sierra told Cody.
"April 1st? Now I just feel sympathy." DJ said as most people laughed.
"Ugh, why did you say that!?" Cody sighed when suddenly a bell sound played as a bell icon popped up on the screen while Chris came with a suit under the spotlight.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time! So, let's hear it." Chris said.
"But... what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, would it?" Chris replied.
[Courtney]
Up!
[She sang happily as she got up.]
[Courtney and Izzy]
Up!
[They sang as Izzy got up.]
[Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra]
Up!
[They sang as Sierra got up.]
[Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay]
Up!
[They sang as Lindsay got up.]
[Harold]
Sing!
[He sang as he got up.]
[Harold and Cody]
Sing!
[They sang as Cody got up.]
[Harold, Cody, and DJ]
Sing!
[They sang as DJ got up.]
[Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler]
Sing!
[They sang as Tyler got up.]
[Heather, Courtney, Leshawna, Izzy, Sierra, Bridgette, and Lindsay]
We're flying!
[The girls all sang]
[Harold, Alejandro, Justin, Cody, DJ, Noah, and Tyler]
And singing!
[The guys all continued]
[All]
We're flying and we're singing!
[They all sang as the view switched into showing the plane, then showing Sierra pushing Cody in a kart in first class]
[Sierra]
Come fly with us!
[She sang as she pushed the stroller.]
[Sierra and Cody]
Come fly with us!
[They sang as the scene switched into economy.]
[Izzy]
We got a lot of crazy tunes to bust, ha ha! Oof!
[She grunted as she fell out of the luggage while the scene switched into first class again.]
[Bridgette]
Come fly with us!
[She sang as she got on a chair.]
[Bridgette, Tyler and Lindsay]
Come fly with us!
[They sang as Tyler and Lindsay got on chairs.]
"It's a pleasure and an honor and a must." Alejandro said as he helped them down while they giggled.
Cut to the dining hall. "Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane." Duncan said.
"What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane!" Harold said as he swung his nunchucks.
"Doesn't mean you should give into his wishes!" Eva said as she took the nunchucks from him and threw them away.
"My nunchucks!" Harold yelled.
"Yeah, and guys, you're singing on TV!" Gwen said.
[Courtney]
Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
[She sang as she passed by them while doing ballet moves.]
"You disgust me." Eva said as the scene switched into first class.
[DJ]
Come fly with us!
[He sang as he, Justin and Leshawna danced.]
[DJ, Justin and Leshawna]
Come fly with us!
[They sang when the plane suddenly shook.]
Cut to the cockpit. "Do you know how to steer this thing?" Heather asked.
"I try." Chef replied as the scene switched into the luggage.
[Ezekiel]
They thought they could leave me and depart! But this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
[He sang as he got out from a bag while the scene switched to economy.]
[Noah]
Come fly with us! Come die with us!
[He sang as he looked out a window.]
"We're flying? I hate flying! Stop the plane!" Owen yelled as Chris hit him with a pan while the scene switched to the dining hall.
[Sierra, Cody, DJ, and Heather]
Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
[They told Gwen, Eva and Duncan while singing.]
"No!" Duncan, Gwen and Eva replied.
"Would anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination…" Chris said as he showed a piece of paper which was grabbed by Bridgette
[Bridgette]
Contestants can't refuse to sing if the host specifically wants them to!
[She read the paper while singing.]
[Courtney]
Duncan do it, let's go!
[She told Duncan while singing.]
[Izzy]
Come on Eva, it's fun trust me!
[She told Eva while singing.]
[Cody]
Gwen, sing it, don't go!
[He told Gwen while singing.]
"Well, I don't wanna go home." Gwen thought.
[Gwen]
Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
[She finally sang as she got up.]
"Duncan, come on, please?" Courtney told Duncan.
"Ugh, fine." Duncan sighed.
[Duncan]
I hate this stupid show and this stupid plane and everything!
[He yelled while singing]
"Come on Eva, your turn!" Izzy told Eva as she sighed.
[Eva]
This sucks!
[She yelled while signing extremely badly]
[Everyone but Owen and Ezekiel]
Yeah!
[They said as they all posed.]
"Wow, that was way too off-key!" Izzy told Eva.
"Hey, I didn't want to do this either! Shut it!" Eva replied.
Confessional: Eva
"For some reason, everyone hates my singing! And now I have to do it for an entire season? Screw you, McLean!" Eva angrily said.
"Enough singing, fruitcakes! Strap yourselves in! We are now beginning our descent into Egypt. Musical numbers. Worst idea ever. Chris is such an idiot. Hey, why's the PA light still on? Oh sh–" Chef said from the PA and turned it off as Chris gasped.
"We'll be right back." Chris said.
Cut to everyone in front of a pyramid. "You guys ready for a little fun? Huh? Wow. It's a scorcher out here, huh? I call today's challenge... Pyramid Over-Under!" Chris said.
"An eleven-hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?" Eva complained.
"Don't you love this game?" Chris replied.
Cut to everyone on a start line. "It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven." Harold said as he wore a tin-foil hat.
"It might help if you weren't dressed by a giant baked potato." Leshawna replied.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains. It's a real problem in this area." Harold explained.
"You're a darn fool." Leshawna chuckled when suddenly Chris rang a gong while dressed in a pharaoh outfit.
"Man, that's satisfying! All right, Pyramid Over-Under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it? Ready, set…" Chris said when suddenly Ezekiel came.
"Wait up, yo! You guys, wait up! I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time, eh!" Ezekiel said.
"Didn't we leave you in like, Halifax or Whitehorse or whatever?" Chris replied.
"It's called landing gear, homie. I climbed it and hid with the cargo." Ezekiel explained.
"Impressive. But you're still out." Chris replied.
"No way! I'm in it to win it! Word!" Ezekiel said.
"Hey, it's your funeral. Set... go!" Chris said as he ran a gong while everyone but Ezekiel, who looked confused, ran toward the pyramid.
Cut to Owen, Noah, Izzy, Eva, Heather, Cody, DJ, Leshawna and Harold inside the pyramid when they suddenly ran into differing paths.
"Sweet mother of mirth! What is this?" Owen said in shock.
"Oh, great. Our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention that there are different paths." Noah said.
"Hey, Sierra, which way do you think we should go?" Heather asked Sierra.
"Me? Um, uh, uh…" Sierra stuttered.
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.
"I think we should just go on a random path." Eva said.
"No, I have a way better idea! Okay, I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger and hold it up to find the air flow! Mm, the sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun! Okay, DJ, give me your hand." Izzy told DJ as he licked her hand. DJ was going to do it but was stopped by Leshawna.
"Don't do it, DJ! You might catch a case of crazy! Come on, Harold." Leshawna told DJ as she, Harold and DJ went into a door.
Confessional: Izzy
"Hmph, she's just jealous of my actress knowledge!" Izzy scoffed.
"Ooh, ooh, ooh! Let's take the scary mummy door!" Izzy said as she went into a different door.
"Should we follow her?" Eva asked Noah.
"Got nothing better to do." Noah shrugged.
"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go, woo-hoo!" Owen cheered as he grabbed Noah and went into the door Izzy went as Eva followed them.
"I guess us three should take the other one." Cody told Sierra and Heather.
"Whatever." Heather replied.
"Oh yay Cody! We're going together!" Sierra said as she grabbed Cody and went in the door as Heather followed them.
Cut to Tyler, Lindsay, Justin and Bridgette in front of the pyramid. "Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler said.
"Alejandro's doing okay. He's like, the super-cutest mountain goat in the world!" Lindsay said as she pointed at Alejandro perfectly climbing the pyramid.
"Yeah I love goats! Wait that sounded wrong- I uh, well…" Tyler stuttered.
"Wait! I can be a goat!" Justin said as Alejandro climbed down.
"May I be of assistance?" Alejandro told Lindsay, Tyler and Bridgette as he helped the three up.
"Oh sure!" Bridgette said as the four climbed.
"Look at me! I'm a hot goat! Baa!" Justin made goat noises under the pyramid, being left behind.
Cut to Courtney and Duncan climbing while tied to each other. "Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a CIT. And if Tiffany Prisslebewski hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won." Courtney said as Duncan rolled his eyes.
"I always said Tiffy was overrated." Duncan replied.
"Mock all you like, Duncan, but my superior belay skills are going to assure our victory." Courtney said when Duncan noticed Gwen struggling to climb.
"Hey, Gwen! Are you going over, too?" Duncan told Gwen.
"Working on it! Ah, crap! Oof!" Gwen grunted as she ended up falling off the step she was on.
"I think Gwen could use a hand." Duncan winced.
"Fine. But only because a three person belay is stronger." Courtney replied.
Cut to Izzy, Eva, Noah and Owen walking inside the pyramid. "This was a bad idea." Noah said.
"That became apparent about 200 steps ago." Eva replied.
"Are you doubting me?" Izzy chuckled as Noah and Eva looked nervous.
"Oh come on guys, be more optimistic! I bet the exit is just a few miles away!" Owen told them as they ran into some wraps.
"Oh, look. We're in a nurse's office!" Izzy said as she ran toward the wraps.
"It's a pyramid, not a high school." Noah replied.
"Costume party! Mummy me!" Izzy said as she threw Noah, Owen and Eva some wraps.
Cut to Alejandro, Bridgette, Lindsay and Tyler climbing the pyramid while Justin followed after them. "Guys! Wait up! Ow, my sexy hand! Ah! My face!" Justin yelled as he fell off the pyramid while hitting his face multiple times.
"Should we help him?" Bridgette said.
"Don't bother, we're so near the top, going back would be detrimental." Alejandro replied.
"G-good idea! I never l-liked that guy anyway!" Tyler stuttered as they continued climbing.
Cut to Heather, Sierra and Cody walking when Sierra suddenly stepped on a switch, causing some arrows to fired at them.
"Ah!" Heather, Cody and Sierra grunted as they ducked.
"Oops. Sorry, Cody. And Heather." Sierra said as Heather looked like she was about to snap.
"Honest mistake. Could've happened to anybody." Heather replied.
"Uh? Whatever, let's go!" Cody said as they continued.
Confessional: Cody
"Honestly, I was just expecting her to fully snap at her. I wouldn't have minded it honestly, she creeps me out." Cody said.
Confessional: Heather
"I realized being overly bitchy isn't helping, so I'm going to try and be… nicer… to people from now on so they don't fully despise me and try to get me voted off first." Heather said.
Cut to Duncan, Gwen and Courtney climbing the pyramid. Duncan looked annoyed while Gwen and Courtney were arguing.
"And your form is appalling." Courtney told Gwen.
"Gee, thanks, Courtney! I was just wondering about that!" Gwen replied.
"You know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today." Courtney replied.
"Wow! This is you being nice? My sympathies!" Gwen told Duncan.
"Are you hearing this, Duncan? You're not gonna let her get away with that." Courtney told Duncan as he rolled his eyes.
Cut to DJ, Leshawna and Harold walking under the pyramid when DJ suddenly saw a mummified dog. "That's a real dog! Poor little guy." DJ gasped.
"DJ, we do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog! That's not even real!" Leshawna told DJ.
"Hey there, little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give you." DJ said as he pet the mummy dog, accidentally breaking it and causing the pyramid to shake.
"DJ, what have you done!? You've doomed us all!" Harold yelled dramatically.
"What did I do? What did I do?" DJ gasped as scarabs started filling the room.
"Scarabs! Run!" Harold yelled as he, DJ and Leshawna ran out.
Cut to Owen, Noah and Eva in the pyramid.
"Izzy?! Izzy!" Owen yelled.
"Dude, she's lost. We've gotta go." Eva told Owen.
"Aw, poor Iz." Owen sighed.
""Poor Iz"? She kept insisting we go in circles because she "smelled something lucky"." Noah said.
"Uh, I think that might've been my fault. Airplane food smells bad." Owen said as he patted his stomach.
"Ugh, we should just continue. Izzy'll find a way out, she always does." Noah said as he, Owen and Eva walked away.
Cut to Ezekiel in a room in the pyramid when he saw an intercom. "Guys? Anybody? An intercom? What the shizzle? Yo, playas! Is this thing on? Oof!" Ezekiel grunted as he pressed a button on it, causing wraps and a cross to fall on him.
Cut to Alejandro, Bridgette, Lindsay and Tyler on top of the pyramid. "It's too steep for me to carry you down." Alejandro told them.
"Maybe we can just run like a football player trying to tackle someone?" Tyler thought.
"There's no way we do that without falling off, there must be a less painful way. I'm a surfer! I can surf!" Bridgette said as she looked at a signpost.
"Then let's do it! Aw right!" Tyler cheered.
"Yeah, I'm so hot, right? Oof! Oh no! Not the face!" Justin grunted as he showed up but got hit in the face with the bottom of the sign, causing him to fall off again.
Confessional: Justin
"Usually that takes at least… 4-7 episodes to happen, and now it's happening on episode 1!? Can't I catch a break for once?" Justin complained.
"Oops." Lindsay said as the four got on the sign and slid down the pyramid.
Cut to Leshawna, DJ, and Harold running out the pyramid. "Good work, guys!" Chris told them.
"We're first? We're first!" DJ cheered.
"Wicked." Harold said.
"Go stand behind the number one." Chris told them.
"In Egyptian, it's wahed!" Harold replied.
Cut to Sierra, Cody and Heather running away from a mummy Izzy while screaming.
"Guys, guys, guys! How 'bout another musical number? Oh. A pyramid's just a triangle with room inside! I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride!" Izzy sang.
Cut to Noah, Eva and Owen walking in the pyramid when Noah suddenly noticed a mummy. However, it was Ezekiel and not Izzy.
"Hey, brickhouse. I found your girl." Noah told Owen.
"Iz! Say, you do make a cute mummy. Oy, you got a kiss for old Big-O…" Owen said as he tried to kiss Ezekiel while he screamed under the wraps.
"Oh crap!" Eva said as she and Noah realized that it was not Izzy.
"That's not Izzy! Run!" Noah said as he, Owen and Eva ran away screaming.
Cut to Lindsay, Bridgette, Alejandro and Tyler sliding on the sign as they reach the bottom.
"Killer ride, dudes!" Tyler gave a thumbs up.
"Oof. Yeah!" Lindsay grunted as she fell off the sign.
"Yeah, awesome!" Bridgette agreed.
"Ladies… After you." Alejandro told Lindsay and Bridgette as they crossed the line. However, Alejandro and Tyler were stopped by Chris.
"Not so fast. This season, three teams! Bridgette and Lindsay round out team one. Alejandro and Tyler, you're the first two members of team two." Chris told them.
"In Egyptian, it's etneen." Harold said.
"Ugh, why can't I just be on the same team as Lindsay for once?" Tyler complained.
"If it's any consolation, you do get…" Chris said and pointed at Justin screaming and falling off the pyramid.
"That's not a consolation!" Tyler said.
"Uh, Tyler, is it?" Alejandro said.
"Yep. And you also get…" Chris said as Owen, Noah and Eva ran out the pyramid screaming. " Congratulations." he said.
"That's... wonderful." Alejandro replied.
Confessional: Alejandro
"(massive censor beep) que dio das... incompetentes!" Alejandro complained.
Sierra, Cody and Heather ran out the pyramid. "Hey, we finally got out!" Cody said.
"I'm so happy we found the exit! Heather, aren't you so happy?" Sierra asked Heather.
"I'm so happy, I could scream." Heather replied as Sierra crossed the line, followed by Heather and Cody.
"We did it! Group hug! Come on, Heath, you too." Sierra said as she hugged Cody while Heather reluctantly joined.
"And... hug's over. Sierra, get behind the number two. Heather and Cody, you'll be on team three." Chris told them.
"I'm not on the same team as Codykins!?" Sierra gasped.
"Phew." Cody sighed in relief.
"In Egyptian–" Harold tried to say but was interrupted.
"No one cares, Harold." Chris said.
"So we're on the same team?" Cody told Heather.
"Consider yourself lucky, dork." Heather replied.
"Uh, ok. Where's Gwen? N-N-Not like I care, just curious." Cody said.
"If you're looking for Weird Goth Girl, she's up there with the toxic couple. Ugh, am I really going to be in the same team as her for the third time?" Heather complained as she pointed at the top of the pyramid where Gwen was with Courtney and Duncan.
"I'm telling you, we need to untie!" Gwen said.
"And I'm telling you it's unsafe! I'm in charge, and–" Courtney tried to say but was interrupted by the bell pop-up.
"Oh, kids! Recognize that sound? It's time for whoever's not finished yet to give us a little musical reprise!" Chris said with a megaphone.
"You said one song per episode!" Duncan replied.
"Yeah, and this is a reprise! Not a new song. So if you don't sing, you're out! Now let's hear it!" Chris replied with the megaphone.
"You know what? No." Duncan said as he walked down the pyramid while dragging Gwen and Courtney with him, causing them to tumble off the steps.
"No no no no no no no. Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat, and you want me to sing? Forget it! I've had enough of this (censor beep)ing show, and all the (censor beep)ing shit I went through for your sick entertainment! I'mnot going to sing your (censor beep)ing song, and if you have a problem with that you can shove a stick up your ass!" Duncan angrily told Chris.
"Dude, you have a contract. You have to sing to stay." Chris replied.
"Screw your shitty contract, McLean! If you need me, I'll be in the plane waiting for a ride home because I'm out. Done. I quit." Duncan said as he cut the rope and stormed off as Gwen and Courtney gasped.
"I think you finally broke him after two seasons." Harold said.
"Whatever, we can have a season without Duncan! Who needs that punk anyway?" Chris said.
"Hi. Looks like we're teammates." Cody told Gwen as he helped her up.
Confessional: Cody
"Well, that was shocking. I never expected Duncan to snap like that! I'm just glad I don't have to deal with that douche on my team, he'd probably just give me wedgies all day. Ugh." Cody shuddered.
Izzy suddenly ran out the pyramid, still covered in wraps while carrying mummy Ezekiel. "Izzy, no!" Owen yelled.
"You're carrying the undead!" Noah said.
"Throw it away before it tries to attack you!" Eva said.
"Cool! Bite me and I can be your undead friend like Frankenstein." Izzy told mummy Ezekiel as he jumped off her hands.
"Thanks for all the help, you knobs." Ezekiel said as he unwrapped himself.
"Zeke?" Noah, Owen, Tyler and Eva said in shock as Izzy crossed the line.
"Izzy, go join team–" Chris tried to say but was interrupted.
"Talata, or three." Harold said.
"Come on, guy. After all this, you gotta let me back in the game." Ezekiel told Chris.
"Fine. But only 'cause we're down a man thanks to Duncan McQuittypants. Go ahead and join team one." Chris replied as he showed him away.
"Oh, yes!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Okay, teams! Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice cream cone." Chris said.
"Team Victory!" All the members of the first team said at the same time.
"Team Amazon!" The girls of the third team said at the same time.
"I never agreed to this!" Cody protested while the second team argued.
"Team number one, and team number two!" Tyler suggested.
"Uh… what? I say we name it something like-" Noah tried to suggest but was interrupted.
"Team Power?" Eva suggested.
"Got it! Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot!" Sierra suddenly blurted out.
"What?" Alejandro, Tyler, Owen, Noah and Eva said in shock.
"Can we make it Team Justin is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot instead?" Justin asked.
"All right, best team name ever. I mean Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot, not Team Justin is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot by the way. And here are your rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel." Chris said as he a camel walked toward the Amazons.
"Ha ha! Cool!" Izzy laughed as Courtney gasped.
"Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hot…" Chris tried to say but was interrupted.
"I think there were only four "really"s." Alejandro said.
"You win a goat!" Chris replied.
"Oof!" Tyler grunted as a goat rammed into him.
"And Team Victory, here you go." Chris said as he tossed Harold a stick.
"Stick? Nice! Now if I got two rocks, I can craft a sword for combat!" Harold said.
"So the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a stick?" Leshawna asked.
"All will be explained if I feel like it. Next time right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris sang as the episode ended.
Team Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Sierra
Team Chris: Alejandro, Eva, Izzy, Justin, Noah, Owen, Tyler
Team Victory: Bridgette, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Leshawna, Lindsay
Eliminated Contestants:
19. Duncan
Finally, the long awaited WT fic is here! Duncan still quits, you'll see if he comes back later. Hope you guys enjoy this fic and thx for the support on the TDI and TDA ones!