Welcome to the next episode and no i am not doing any recaps so we are just going straight into it
None down Eighteen to go part 2
[intro plays]
Don: 12 duos are already on their way to morocco. 6 are still waiting at the airport anxiously
Taylor: ugh its taking so long for the plane to arrive
Kelly: don't worry sweetie we-
Leonard: greeting ladies this spell that make time go faster
*Tammy throws confetti*
Taylor: UGH YOU GOT CONFETTI IN MY HAIR THATS NOT HELPING
Kelly: Taylor wait up
Chet: your plan wont work mom we're gonna become friends because Lorenzo is a poo head that's why can't you just divorce his dad
Lorenzo: hey is that my dad
Chet: no my mom
Lorenzo: dad you gotta divorce Chet's mom
*they fight of phone*
Leonard: salutations we wish to propose an unbeatable adjoining alchemy and alabaster to vanquish those who dare to cross us
*Tammy throws confetti*
Leonard: surely you can not say neigh
Goths: huh
*Tammy throws confetti*
Leonard: come on Tammy go easy on that we've only got one bag
*again*
[confessional]
Leonard: Tammy and I first met in 9th grade and we were immediately very close
Tammy: we were stuffed into the same locker (thats not right)
Leonard: and poof friendship was formed as we calmly ate our lunches and waited for the janitor to locate the volt cutters
[ends]
Don: morocco originally named "Italy" until it was discovered there already was an Italy. (tf) Home to scorchingly hot foods as well as scorchingly hot deserts. flight number one just landed now the duos need to find the don box and collect their next travel tip.
Dwayne: hurry
Jacques: the spice is right it's an all in
Amy: uh what
Don: an all in requires that both players in the duo to take part in the challenge. In this case duos must make their way to yousef's spice kiosk and and choose five spices from the bountiful array some are *gets slapped* ow some are sweet some are blisteringly hot. They'll turn your tummy into a volcano of pain.
Sammy: it says pick five spices from ideally cumin cinnamon
Dwayne: Paprika saffron and ginger
Owen: to receive your next travel tip
Everyone: TAXI
Owen: TAXI
Dwayne: see that headed right into spice town. We're doing great pal yeah
Junior: ah
[confessional]
Dwayne: I'm Dwayne this is junior
Junior they already know that
Dwayne: uh we are a father and son duo
Junior: they know that to dad
Dwayne: well we're gonna win this thing bet they didn't know that news flash dedede just in father and son duo win the million
[ends]
Stephanie: I know a lot about spices I eat them in restaurants
Ryan: she does you do and I love that you know about that
Stephanie: I love how you know that
*they make out*
Owen: even after total drama world tour. I'm still kind of scared of flying so *holds a bear* his name's beary get it
Noah: because he's a teddy bear
Owen: *laughs* he keeps me calm when I fly Noah doesn't like him but he likes Noah yes i do
Don: meanwhile teams on flight number two prepare for coldhearted battle
Jen: oh i look so good in that
*Tom snores*
*Jen puts mask on him*
*he snores into it*
Rock: Spud and I never been on a plane before. Not scared I've seen lots of planes before on TV
Spud: Oh yeah I love that cartoon (TDWT)
Don: some of the duos from flight one have reached the spice kiosk
MacArthur: These aren't labeled hey why aren't they labeled
Amy: please give us cumin cinnamon paprika saffron and ginger
*Yousef explains point which one*
Amy: what do you mean you pick it for us
Sammy: um this is cinnamon uh cumin
Amy: stop guessing Samey saffron ginger
Sammy: uh those ones aren't right
Amy: shut up i'll prove it
Stephanie: wait that's cumin yes uh no no wait yes no yes SCOOP IT
*pointing and scooping*
Jacques: and that's five
Don: after selecting five spice the duos get their next travel tip from Yousef
Jacques: Ugh we have ride to a restaurant on a camel!
*camel spit*
Sanders: is there a restaurant around here? A RES TAU RANT WE LOOKING FOR EAT
MacArthur: Easy Sanders He's not deaf he just speaks another language sorry about that. I AM SORRY APOLOGIZO YOU UNDERSTAND
Amy: UGH these camel smell worse than Samey
MacArthur: *sniff armpit* UH SHE"S RIGHT IT'S UH IT'S THE CAMELS!
Don: as the first teams head off into the desert. Flight number two arrives in Morocco
Devin: Let's go homie
Don: as flight three is finally in the air and duos discuss strategy
Geoff if try it with a higher arc you're the boss
Brody: I won't let you down dude
*throws pretzel into Gerry's mouth
Owen: idk
[confessional]
Owen: picking spices wasn't easy but I didn't panic
[ends]
Owen: WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME AHHHHHH
[confessional]
Dwayne: It's not a man's job know spices in ancient times women were the spice collectors and the men were the hunters ah those wer the daysthat man had the power th-
Junior: you know mom is going to see this on TV right
Dwayne: and uh times have changed (you messed up)
[ends]
Junior oh no the other teaming are coming we're going to lose our lead
Dwayne: pick any five
Noah: good plan just give us the five that's closest to you. come on man snap to my partner will eat anything. I once saw him chow down on the shower curtain.
Owen: there was pictures of cupcakes on it.
Ellody: we predict there's an eating element for the next challenge. So picking the right spices is of the upmost importance.
Ellody And Laurie: Cumin cinnamon paprika saffron ginger
Ellody: that was suprisingly elementary
Laurie: I know right
Don: as more teams reach the spice kiosk. flight number three has finally arrived in morocco. They'll need to hurry if they hope to catch any of the other duos already in search of the culinary
Dwayne: Faster Boi haha
*camel in pain*
Junior: dad i think the camel is going to pass out
Dwayne: not to worry son camels are the ships of the ocean they are tireless
*camel is dead*
Dwayne: oh great we got a broken one
Emma: last one cumin uh cumin
Kitty: I think its this one
*larpers cab arrives*
Emma: this is no time for guessing games kit. uh idk this one
Kitty: So you can guess but I can't
Emma: mine is an educated guess can you please not throw a temper tantrum right now. hurry up!
Don: the last duos gather spices.
Leonard: greetings do you accept dragon coins.
Don: but they still have a long journey ahead of them.
[confessional]
Laurie: Our camel benefit was beautiful and deserts are really hot if we win the million we're launching a stop riding camels campaign.
Miles: TAKE HIKES NOT HUMPS.
Laurie: or we could call it something else that is pg-13.
[ends]
Leonard: we're currently in last place but that's no cause for concern.
Tammy: we were delayed by a very angry taxi driver.
Leonard: the fool couldn't accept my dragon coins as payment.
Tammy: that choice when our metheus the dragon ruler takes the throne.
Leonard: oh he'll so ruin.
Don: things are starting to heat up as the cadets are the first to reach the desert restaurant.
Sanders: there's the don box.
MacArthur: I can't take this heat someone turn off the sun.
Sanders: its a botch our watch just stew it.
MacArthur: that's a challenge that only one of us has to do right.
Sanders: okay hand your spices to the chef so he can add them to a bowl of moroccan stew which one of you must eat.
MacArthur: I hope we picked the right spices or this could get ugly fast.
Sanders: when you finish your stew race on foot as fast as you can to the chill zone because-
Don: the last duo to meet me here will be cut from the race.
MacArthur: I can't do it I'm sweating like a per being squished inside a a hit the cart.
Sanders: ok ew
Josee: come on bun bun don't let us down
[confessional]
Josee: I'm not superstitious at all I just believe that this rabbit foot is responsible for everything good in my life
Jacques: Can i rub it
Josee: course you CAN'T
Leonard: I don't wish to overstep but it's easier if you ride the camel
Dwayne: WHY THANK VERY MUCH!
Tammy: you're welcome
Leonard: greeting ladies
Miles: TAKE HIKES NOT HUMPS
Laurie: okay that slogan is really growing on me( _ )
[confessional]
Laurie: miles and I became friends when we met at an anti-meat meeting
Miles: when Laurie suggested we just called them ings instead of meetings. I knew we were gonna get along
[ends]
Don: while the larpers dig themselves out of last place the race for first heats up. as more duos dive into the restaurant challenge
Amy: I am going drink because you can spit it out make lose. *sips* perfection stew.
Carrie: ha oh devin *breaks the fourth wall* uh that that was I was just okay I love him. I've him since we were 4 and he peed in the turtle pool I mean that's not why I love him that's just when it's started but after all of this time how do I tell him. and what if he doesn't feel the same way as me he already has a girlfriend named shelly. who will see this on TV. What am I doing
Amy: and we are done let's go
Sammy: wait why are you more competitive?
Amy: UH DOES THAT CONCERNED SAMEY MOVE IT
Stephanie: come on
Rock: rock and roll
Tennis rivals: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crashes*
*Sanders sips in a gentle way*
MacArthur: STOP WIPING YOUR FACE AND CHUG
Sanders: this is how civilized people eat
MacArthur: this isn't a tea party this is a race for a million dollars CHUG
*forced chugs Sanders*
MacArthur: freeze I mean done... oh allow me to get that for you princess.
Jacques: a wonderful performance of grace and efficiency bravo
MacArthur: uh oh move it
Devin: yeah done woohoo let's get moving
Sammy: where is it
Amy i don't i'm going on top of this hill... over there hurry slow-poke
*ryan sips*
Stephanie: do it baby show that stew you're the man
*brody and mary sips*
Geoff: when I first met Brody he was eating a cat's hairball on a dare it was pure awesome
Ellody: I met Mary at an engineering students potluck dinner we both brought pie chart pie *snorts* we're qutie whimsical
Owen: *sips* So hot I think you the wrong spices
Noah: oh come on I've seen you eat you're about as picky as a raccoon just do it.
Sanders: oh oh I got a stew cramp oh hurts.
MacArthur: never leave a man behind.
*carrie trips*
Devin: you ok homie
Carrie whoa easy Romeo
[confessional]
Devin: you know it would be awkward for most duos to be so close to each other but with carrie and I we're such good friends it's like whatever
Carrie: totally whatever friends
[ends]
Emma: *sips* ugh
Kitty: come on Emma you can do it
[confessional]
Emma: we chose some of the wrong spices
Kitty: uh you chose all the spices
*Emma glares*
Kitty: which is good cuz I was just gonna guess
[ends]
Jen: whoa slow down Tom you want to get anything on that shirt
Tom:*gasps* you are so right can you imagine
Lorenzo: I HATE THE WAY YOU EAT
*Chet spits*
Lorenzo: FOCUS ON THE CHALLENGE DORK...I HATE THE WAY YOU SLURP
Amy: HURRY
Don: welcome Amy and Sammy to the chill zone you're the first duo to arrive
Sammy: woohoo
Amy: wait you mistaken her. her name Samey.
Don: you think a host couldn't watch a another show you can't fool she is officially Sammy
[confessional]
Amy: ok this host must be dumb
Sammy: but at least we made it first.
[ends]
Owen: NEED WATER
*camel drools*
*owen drinks camel drool*
*Chet is about to vomit*
Lorenzo: do not spit that or we'll lose
[confessional]
Lorenzo: my dad is a motivational speaker and taught me everything there is to know
[ends]
Lorenzo: SWALLOW DO IT DO IT
Chet: *gulps* my barf is less spicy than the stew.
*crimson, spud, Emma, and Kelly is about to vomit*
Leonard: we have to eat our own barf
*camel barfs*
Laurie: real organic camel munch
Sanders: OH IT HURTS SO BAD
*Ice dancers pass by*
MacArthur: well that's just creepy
*ice dancers crash*
MacArthur: Later skaters you see what i did there because they are actual skaters
Sanders: yeah I got it
*some duos saying done*
Sanders: put me down
MacArthur: no time
*cadets and ice dancers race to be second*
Don: hey who called the cops what fun you're team number two well done
MacArthur: alright
Don: so as a Canadian ice dancing you probably hear this a lot 3rd place
*Josee destroys the confessional*
Don: 4th(best friends) 5th(tennis rivals) 6th(daters) 7th(surfers) 8th(geniuses) 9th(TV pros) 10th(rockers) 11th(fashion) 12th(sisters)
Emma: 12th? you have to start doing more
Kitty: I would to do more please
Emma: I'll tell you can do more okay I Will tell you ugh
Kitty: *sighs*
Junior: Get up you gotta eat the stew
Dwayne: I'm coming give me a mini=ute
Taylor: my mom's done
Kelly: not so fast
Lorenzo: WE'RE DONE
Chet: I don't feel so good
Lorenzo: thats because you ate puke puke eater
Chet: you're a puke eater watcher
Junior: I didn't sign up for this show and I don't really want to be here but now that I am I sure don't want to be the first team kicked out. Come on dad like you always tell me never say quit.
Dwayne: actually pal it's never say never
Junior: I don't really listen to you just get up and eat.
Don: 13th(mother and daughter) 14th(goths) 15(step brothers) that leaves the vegans larpers and father and son. One of these duos will be heading home
Dwayne: I hope we got the right spices
*fly dies by fire*
Junior: dad we're last place you've gotta hurry and down this stew.
Tammy: level completed
Leonard: onwards to victory
[confessional]
Dwayne: so what its just a little spice yeah let's this thing
[ends]
*DWAYNE DRINKS THE ENTIRE STEW IN ONE*
Junior: wow
Laurie: we're done
Junior: done
*Dwayne's blind mode have been activated*
Dwayne: I can't see temporary blindness
Junior: come on
Miles: we're catching up
[confessional]
Laurie: it's so early in the race it would be a shame to be sent home now
Miles: but i gave benefit camel on my email address so i hope to keep in touch.
[meanwhile]
Tammy: they were catching up
Leonard: so we left them with no choice to maintain our lead we would need to use MAGIC
[ends] (ok the some eliminations wont change)
Tammy: SONG OF SLUMBER
Leonard: CHAOS BARRIER
*vegans and father and son just pass them nothing happened*
Leonard: there's something wrong with my stick
Tammy: hurry
*dramatic run*
Don: congrats vegans your 16th
[confessional]
Laurie: we stuck to our principles and we're still in the race. I guess nice guys almost finish last.
[ends]
Don: here comes 17th
Dwayne: are there any trees warn me if see a tree
Junior: We're almost there dad
Don: how long are you gonna let him run for
Junior: just let him for I just needed a break
[confessional]
Dwayne: 17th place we have got to do better than that. hey I know we're gonna stay up all night and talk strategy
Junior: great
[ends]
Don: The ridonculous race is about skill its about determination its not about magic you're done
Tammy: TIME REVERSAL SPELL
Don: security
*flashbacks*
Tammy: I think we could have done better
Leonard: I got to do a lot of things I wanted to try so that's something.
Tammy: I'm glad we did this together we could share these memories forever
Leonard: i still don't get why we have to walk home.
(idk)
what do you think of this second episode how do you feel about the larpers getting eliminated the next chapter will be closer than you think