Part 2: This was supposed to be The Hanmas Rivalry, I mean this is still about them, it's just that I added more characters. And you'll have to guess who they are, lol! Jk! Those characters are Rindou, Ran, Mucho, Hakkai, Mitsuya, and Angry.

Yesterday, June 12 is Philippines Independence Day so I thought of adding another story hehe. Especially since season 4 is not yet released. I might add another one for Father's Day!

Idk where the original skit is from, I just saw a few videos of this in yt. Now let's start!

Anyone settled again on their chairs, the host just called them telling them that she wanted to show one more video about Hanma, Chifuyu, Takemichi, and Kisaki.

"Okay. This happened before Tenjiku took Koko but Mucho and Sanzu were already with them. Also, they haven't attacked Toman yet, and Toman just finished another (unseen) meeting." The host explained.

Everyone looked excited so she started the video.

The screen lit up to show Tenjiku in uniform. Someone who holds a camera then tapped Mucho, who looked at the camera "Yeah?" He asked the cameraman or woman. "How would you hide a dead body?" A cheery voice came, that reminded them of the host.

Mucho looked stunned before awkwardly saying..."Bury it...? I mean- that's the safest way." Mucho said he then heard Sanzu calling him so he turned around and shooed the camera woman.

They all look at Mucho. "Typical." Izana deadpanned "Well, couldn't blame me. I never thought of it." Mucho sighed.

"Besides, wasn't that so random? Coming out of the blue?" Ryusei blinked and Kazutora nodded. Baji grinned 'I wanna hear Fuyu's side!'

The camera woman moved to the Haitani brothers and asked the same thing. The two brothers looked at each other then let out a playful smirk as if challenging each other.

"Simple! I'll let it decompose! Smartest and Safest way ever!" Ran sounds proud of his decision as Rindou looked at him a bit disappointed.

Pah shivers at the words that Ran said. Peh simply yawned, he believes that this is the typical Haitani Ran.

Izana and Kakucho chuckled at Rindou's expression as Draken and Mikey rolled their eyes.

"Bury? Let it decompose? Those are pretty normal for someone with a bad record." Smiley laughed.

Rindou sighed "I would throw it in a wood chipper." He shrugged, Ran looked at his little brother, shock as Rindou looked at him confused "WHAT?!" Rindou shouted.

The camera woman moved from the two when they started quarrelling amongst themselves. He asked the same thing, to Hanma and Kisaki.

Kisaki frowned and Hanma smirked.

"Knowing how they are, I think their answers are gonna be pretty brutal." Akkun said, everyone agreed.

"Well..." Hanma started. "If it's a tiny body, I'd just throw off an explosion and burn it, or simply burn it." He smiled

"We're lucky he didn't do that." Yamagishi pales, and so does the majority.

"That's kinda...scary." Kakucho gulped.

Hanma turned to Kisaki who sighed. "I'd rather throw it in the lake or something amongst the 'body on the water' line." Kisaki said.

"You didn't, though." Mikey said "You always burned them." He rolled his eyes as Draken nodded.

"I don't think they'll say the truth here." Smiley said. Angry sighed remembering the event.

"Up next: The opposite team!" The host announced making the others confused.

The scene switched to Toman's hideout, the meeting being done.

Mitsuya turned to the camera woman.

"Mitsuya-kun, please watch this and tell me your thoughts about it." The camera woman said.

Mitsuya smiled and watched the video of Mucho saying that he'll bury the body. Mitsuya chuckled and gave the phone back to the camera woman.

"So? Your thoughts?"

"Right. Sorry. See? It's a rookie mistake. What he should've done was dig a really deep hole, bury the body down in that, then cover it a little, then get like a dead dog or something, and bury it on top of the dead body and then cover that." Mitsuya said nonchantly.

Draken glanced at the empty seat between him and Mikey and where Mitsuya used to sit. 'Mitsuya...' He thought, worried for his friend. However, his thought was cut off by Mikey.

"How in the world did he know that?" Mikey shivers along with the girls as the Mizo Middle pales.

"Tell Taiju to never mess with him again." Akkun whispered to Yuzuha who nodded at him.

"And then when the cadaver dogs are sniffing and people dig up the hole they just find the dead dog and think that that's what triggered the cadaver dogs." Mitsuya shrugged. "Okay, thank you." The camera woman almost cried, which Mitsuya patted her shoulder before waving off, having heard Draken call him.

The camera woman went to another person, Hakkai. "Hey!" Hakkai greeted. The camera woman shows him the video of Ran saying he'll let the body decompose.

"What do you think he did wrong?"

"Well he just let it out to decompose...Does he not know about hair mass?" Hakkai face-palmed

"I mean, the body might disappear but you're still going to have to deal with hair mass." Hakkai shook his head with a small smile. The camera woman walked away as Hakkai simply turned around and started chasing Mitsuya.

"He's always after Mitsuya." Koko sighed reminding the others of his existence.

"I'm so confused on how he knew about such a thing!" Yamagishi said "Probably because of Taiju? But then again, Taiju never told us to kill, more so to hide a dead body." Yuzuha said, making everyone sweatdropped.

The camera woman moved to Angry who was waiting for Smiley (who was talking to Takemichi by the way). "Hey." The camera woman said, Angry nodded at her.

Likewise, the camera woman shows Angry the video. Rindou said that he will put it in a wood chipper.

Angry rolled his eyes.

"What do you think Rindou did wrong?"

"If he's going to put a body in a wood chipper you have to freeze it first." Angry, angrily, said "Otherwise, it just clogs up the gears." He sighed.

The camera woman gave him a thumbs up which he returned before turning to Smiley and handed him water.

Everyone looked at Angry.

"How the fuck did you know all that?" Smiley asked "Ehhhh...Tv?" Angry sheepishly said.

They all shook their heads and went back to watching.

The camera woman went to Takemichi and Chifuyu.

"Yeah?" Chifuyu asked. The camera woman shows him a video of Hanma's and Kisaki's answers. Chifuyu chuckles.

"So, what do you think Hanma did wrong?"

Baji leaned in his chair, attentively listening to what Chifuyu was about to say. Kazutora and Ryusei mimicked his movement.

Mikey and Draken leaned in as well wanting to hear what their 'heroes' were about to say.

"Actually, it takes way longer to cremate a tiny person than it does a really large person." Chifuyu begun. Chifuyu noticed they were confused (Takemichi and the camera woman) so he continued"Because the body fat actually incinerates at higher temperatures. It causes like a grease fire." He explained.

"I mean, he's not wrong." Ryusei chuckled

Kazutora grimaced 'How did he know that?!'

Baji smirked proudly.

Draken and Mikey high-five and so does the Mizo Middle.

"You deserve it Hanma!" Yuzuha cheered alongside Emma and Hina.

Takemichi then nodded.

"And Takemichi-kun, what do you think Kisaki did wrong?"

"Well- he can't just dump a body in water!" Takemichi laughs

"As it starts to disentegrate, pieces come off and float up." He explained.

"Then what do you suggest they did instead?"

Then the screen faded to black.

"Takemitchy's right." Mikey said, however, all of them are confused about why not finish the video.

"Here are the answers." The host suddenly said lighting up the mood.

The screen lit up to Mitsuya.

"Hm? I told you what he could've done." He said "Yeah, but other than that?" The host asked

"Oh, hmmm. Maybe I would bury it way deeper so no matter how they dig, they won't find out there's a dead body." Mitsuya smiled.

"I don't wanna be his victim." Makoto whispered "You won't be." Takuya rolled his eyes with an amused smirk.

Akkun and Yamagishi laughed.

Draken looked at the screen confused 'I don't think this is how Mitsuya acts?'

Then the screen faded to black, then lit up to Hakkai.

"Me? I would rather put it in the desert then idk. Maybe put it in quicksand?" Hakkai shrugged.

"He doesn't know what he's talking about." Yuzuha sighed "That sounds scary." Emma grimaced. Hina pales.

Then the screen faded to black, then lit up to Angry.

"Hmmm...If it were me,other than putting it in the wood chipper, I would put the body into the freezer! Then when the body is completely frozen, I'll pack it inside a baggage, lock the baggage, and throw it under the sea, that way no matter what, it won't flow up." Angry drinks his milk tea.

"Are you sure that's Angry? Could've been my clone." Smiley dropped his smile.

"Positive!" The host said.

"It's me, nii-chan." Angry sighed

Then the screen faded to black, then lit up to Chifuyu and Takemichi.

"I'll lock the body inside a refrigerator, then lock it, then swim under the sea, dig deep holes, then bury it, cover it up, and swim back up." Takemichi shrugged.

"The poor body." Mikey shivers.

"As for me...I would chop off the body into pieces and cook it then serve it to people, that way, there'll be no evidence left of the dead body." Chifuyu cheerfully said.

"No way!" Ryusei almost threw up as Kazutora pales. Baji looks at the screen in shock and so do the others.

"That's all for now!"...

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Belated HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, PHILIPPINES!!! also I added the suggestions part, it wasn't actually in the skit.

AND AS FOR MY DEAR READERS I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER, I'M SORRY IF I DIDN'T USE JUST MONIKA, LIKE PLANNED. AND I'M SORRY IF THIS IS OUT OF TOPIC.