The Tiny Toons have all gathered at the library for a special day: a book day. A day where each of the toons go to the library, and each have a group-reading of a book that is hand-picked and read by Dean Granny.
"So, what is the purpose of this book day?" Asked Sweetie, as she was getting her own copy of the storybook.
"It's a chance for us t-t-to learn some great stories from our Dean." Explained Hamton.
"The pig is right." Agreed Arnold, who was the assistant librarian for Dean Granny.
"Hey Arnold, back when you did that secret society, how did you manage to eat white chocolate if you're a pit-bull?" Babs asked.
"The white chocolate was dog-friendly." Explained Arnold, handing out other copies of the storybook.
"That reminds me." Said Buster. "Babs, what happened to your pimple from picture day?"
"Professor Coyote used an elixir to detach her from my face." Babs explained. "Now she's living a separate life and has written an autobiography."
She pulled the autobiography from behind her ear.
"Wow, it's selling more than those vampire romance books." Sweetie pointed out. "Justified in my opinion."
The title of the storybook they were going to be reading is called "Toon Tales 9000". It is a compilation book featuring numerous stories about fascinating toons whose stories have not been told before in any past WB media. One of the story's titles (and the story they were going to read today) was "Cat, Duck, Duck, Martian, Rabbit, Bird", which was noticeable to Furrball, Shirley, Plucky, Marcia, Buster, and Sweetie.
"Ooh, look hun!" Exclaimed Marcia. "This story is basically dedicated to us!"
"Marcia, darling, you do realise that it also involves a cat, another duck, a rabbit, and a bird, right?" Plucky pointed out.
"Maybe this is a triple date story?" Guessed Marcia.
Fifi noticed the title of another story. It was titled "The Skunk Salon", the story of a skunk who opens a beauty salon.
"A beauty salon?" She queried. "Eet ees not a boutique for glamorous fashion, but eet will do."
Furrball heard her, but didn't know what she was talking about.
"You're not even in the story." He said.
"Ugh, I know zhat." Groaned Fifi.
Before the two could begin any arguing, Dean Granny stepped forward.
"I'm glad you all could make it." She said. "This is something that I figured could be new to our students. Let us all start by reading the first story which is the one we are going to read today: "Cat, Duck, Duck, Martian, Rabbit, Bird."
Buster and Sweetie especially noticed the title. They were eager to see how the story goes.
"Ow-hay an-cay e-way urvive-say is-thay ook-bay ay-day?" Whispered Plucky to Babs, which was Pig Latin for "How can we survive this book day?"
"O-day ot-nay orry-way, I-yay ave-hay an-yay idea-yay." Babs whispered back, which was Pig Latin for "Do not worry, I have an idea."
She whispered to them the idea of them imagining themselves in the story that Dean Granny was going to read, and add their own elements to the story. They passed the message along to the other students via Pig Latin. What they didn't realise is that Dean Granny could understand them as she knew Pig Latin, but chose to let them go ahead with it for the sake of their own entertainment.
"Is everyone ready to hear the story?" Asked Dean Granny.
The students nodded before Dean Granny began to read the story. Each student closed their eyes and let Dean Granny's words take them into the story.
The story begins in a cafe that looks oddly similar to the Loo Bru. It is called the "Bru Loo". It begins with a cat named Furrball who was in love with a duck girl named Shirley. That was another duck named Plucky (no relation to Shirley), who was on a blind date with an alien girl named Marcia. And there was a boy rabbit named Buster who was talking to his friend, a bird named Sweetie.
(The character's names are different in the story but they're imagining themselves in the story. In case you're wondering, the characters are called Surely (Shirley), Flufforb (Furrball), Fearless (Plucky), Marcian (Marcia), Destroyer (Buster), and Honey (Sweetie).)
"So then I slapped them for getting my pickles wrong." Laughed Sweetie.
"You're always cool." Chuckled Buster.
Sweetie and Buster have always been close friends. Buster's twin sister, Babs, was a close friend of Sweetie, which lead to Sweetie becoming good friends with Buster.
"Ooh, you're such a handsome duck!" Squealed Marcia, excitedly.
"Tell me something I don't know." Chuckled Plucky, much to the annoyance of the others (minus Marcia).
Plucky always had a bit of an ego problem. He always acted like he was better than everyone around him. The one who seemed to be most annoyed with him was Buster and Shirley, the latter of which had thought about summoning a giant anvil to crush him, but she was on a date with her boyfriend, Furrball.
"Ignore him, dear." Said Furrball. "He's more in love with himself than he is with Marcia."
Shirley was very intelligent and could tell that Furrball was right.
"Gah! This is so boring!" The Plucky in the real world groaned. "Nothing is happening! Let's add our own elements to the story."
"Fine." Buster groaned. "But I'm going first."
Buster walked over to the carrot plant, and began to pull out a large carrot. The carrot was so large that it hit Plucky on the back of the head.
"That's my man you're messing with!" Exclaimed Marcia.
She took out a raygun and blasted Buster with it, much to Sweetie's rage.
"Hey, don't mess with him!" She yelled.
Plucky proved to be unfazed from the carrot because he is already better than Buster in a million ways and has a much smaller mouth. What Plucky didn't realize is that he is insufferably pretentious to the point where his beliefs that he's better than everyone is nothing but false facts. What Buster didn't realize is that his inferiority to Plucky is the reason that Plucky has a special someone and Buster does not.
"Quiet!" Hissed the Babs in the real world. "We're supposed to be making this story interesting and all you two are doing is ruining it further!"
Buster and Plucky began speaking at the same time, making it unclear what the other is saying.
"Enough!" Bellowed the voice of Dean Granny. "We are trying to have a nice time and read! Do I need to put you two in detention again?"
Buster and Plucky looked at each other, and shook their heads.
"Good!" Said Dean Granny, sternly. "Now we can continue."
Meanwhile, a skunkette named Fifi was running a clothing boutique called "Skunkette a la Fifi." It was discovered to be the greater boutique there is, better than anything that could be opened by any common cat.
"I have no interest in whatever that skunkette opens, Shirley." Said Furrball. "All that matters is that I am with you."
"Even in stories, I can feel the aura of your love." Replied Shirley. "It's even stronger than the brainwaves of a thousand scientists. I also feel a connection between us in another universe."
"Another universe?" Asked Furrball. "What other universe."
"One in which there are versions of us before we came around." Said Shirley, mysteriously.
"Tell more about these other versions of us." Said Furrball.
"Buster and Babs aren't related, Plucky is a lot less snobbish, Hamton is less nervous and doesn't stutter, Fifi is obsessed with boys, Dizzy is popular with girls, Sweetie is rather obnoxious and rude, Furrball is unlucky and homeless, Gogo lives in a place called Wackyland, there is another me that speaks in a valley girl accent, the list goes on."
The story reading was interrupted yet again from Shirley's words. Even Dean Granny looked at her with a look of surprise and disbelief on her face.
"Not related? Me and Babs?" Buster asked.
"What sense does that make?" Babs asked. "How can me and Buster not be related?"
"Bah, my other self cannot possibly be me if he's not as into himself as I am to me." Scoffed Plucky.
"I wonder how more brave m-m-my other self is than me." Said Hamton.
"I can't see myself as obnoxious or rude." Said Sweetie. "I stick by my friends."
"Tell that to the other you and Furrball." Said Shirley. "The other you had the other Furrball driven out of one home and kicked out of another."
"I would never do that to Furrball!" Yelled Sweetie. "He's a cool guy! Why would I want to make him homeless?!"
"Ask your original self, not me." Said Shirley.
"Dizzy not choosy about who loves Dizzy." Said Dizzy.
"Boys?" Queried Fifi. "Why would I be more obsessed wizh boys zhan I am wizh clothes?"
"At least you admit you're obsessed with clothes." Said Furrball, nonchalantly.
"Deed I ask for your opinion?!" Snapped Fifi.
"Shirley, are you able to communicate with this other you?" Asked Buster.
"Perhaps we should get back to the story." Said Dean Granny.
"But I wanna hear more about these other versions of us." Said Babs.
"Look, it's not often we have book days in ACME Loo!" Said Dean Granny, sternly. "We can learn about the other versions of you later!"
Dean Granny was sounding like she was having enough of the students' antics before the story continued.
"Come all!" Said Fifi through a microphone. "Witness fashion from last centuries!"
Plucky wasn't interested in whatever fashion the skunk was selling as he was already perfect. Perfectly annoying and full of himself more likely. But he was still better than that inferior rabbit Buster and his equally inferior sister Babs. Sweetie thinks they should just read the story before Dean Granny loses it. Buster got out a large mallet, ready to crush Plucky for insulting his sister, only for Plucky to take out an even bigger mallet, only for Buster to take out a bigger-bigger mallet, only for Plucky to take out a bigger-bigger-bigger mallet, only for DIZZY TO COME AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!
"THAT'S IT!" Bellowed Dean Granny.
It is revealed that the library has been somewhat destroyed. Books were all over the floor, shelving units were smashed and splintered, and there were giant mallets in the room.
"Book day is over!" Dean Granny yelled. "All of you get out of here this instant! We will try again next week!"
The Tiny Toons walked out of the room.
"What a shame." Said Babs. "That story seemed interesting."
"You think D-D-Dean Granny will provide us a copy of the story?" Asked Hamton.
"After what happened, I doubt it." Sweetie replied.
Buster and Plucky were silently blaming one-another for what happened. Meanwhile, Shirley lead Furrball to her dorm room.
"So, what else do you know of these other versions of us?" Furrball asked.
"Well darling, there is a lot of things I could tell you." Said Shirley. "I'll explain as this chapter ends."
In the next story, the five main TTL Tiny Toons must spend Saturday in detention with Yosemite Sam. They try to use this Saturday to get to know one-another better without getting into more trouble. See you then, Toonsters!