If you have made it this far. This fanfic is now closed for renovation.
We apologize because we developed it already.
Introducing the very own and brand new game The Farm.
In the Farm subjects go through psychological experiments of harming animatronics and shooting them.
They target animatronics based on levels.
A.S.L.E stands for.
Advanced, Selective, Lethal, Execution.
Golden Freddy: Stop admitting that this was all on you and Sheridan. You know what he did to Kim. He told him he had a deal and he threw it all away like your fanfics. Your fanfics don't make sense. But I will.
Golden Freddy: The purple man is neither your Villian. Nor your hero.
Golden Freddy: He is a professional Casual gamer. Incapable of entering expensive games and terminating Sheridan's own agents. To anyone and anything.
Golden Freddy: This is also the truth. But there are bigger things than UA high. And there are bigger things then the hidden leaf village. Until now. You have been linked by a fake bond that you cannot break.
Golden Freddy: To show you the truth. We must fight the battles and discover the lies in reality. This is also permanent.
Golden Freddy: Because something truly terrible will happen to us. In that pizzeria where we are stuck… In eternal. Re-education. Hell…
With the platform and the fanfics made by PC we can discover new worlds. Not accessed by digital video games.
Golden Freddy: And yet you are still alive. We blocked you by using the fire. Do not comprehend what you done.
All subjects will now be chosen for brain surgery.
(After the brain surgery)
Octavia: Ow. My head.
Octavia: (Wakes up)
Octavia: (Sees Agent 1)
Sheridan: ALERT!!!
Sheridan: DO NOT LET THE TEENAGE OWL GET AWAY THIS TIME! ENLIMINATE HER! YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER IN THE ALTERNERNATES POINT OF VIEW NUMBER 89!
Octavia: (Shoots the men)
Octavia: (Combats the alternates)
Octavia: (gets in the car)
Stage 2
Sheridan law firm bank.
Octavia: (Receives the briefcase)
Deliver this drink to the man with red hair.
Octavia: (Delievers it)
Congratulations. The hidden chip placed under the wine glass was successfully implanted to the target individual. And we will track the target across the galaxy. My clients are pleased.
Sheridan: Impossible. We killed Agent 13 with the girl pointing a paper gun at him. And still Agent 13's ALIVE!
Mongoose: But what about Izuku.
Sheridan: SILENCE! I'm looking for the power of Flathead. A gambling video game that allows me to see who the fuck is manipulating me. If you don't stop them! Everyone will be eating chicken fried meat some day! And it's bad!
Mongoose: Yes sir!
Izuku: Ochacko… I found some data about….
Sheridan: (KICKS DOOR) (LAUGHING)
Sheridan: Well. Seems like we have a pirate on our hands!
Sheridan: Looks like this will do.
Sheridan: (Sees Octavia enter his bank)
Transitions flash around the screen.
Octavia: (Enters the bank)
Clerk: (Opens the safe)
Octavia: (Flashes back)
Blitzo: Any fucking time! WOULD DO?
Loona: FUCK BLITZ! WE NEED THE OWL TO DO OUR JOB BEFORE KYLE AND SHERIDAN GET HERE AND RAZE EVERYONE ALL OVER THE PLACE!! HURRY SET THE BOMB.
Octavia: I've fallen under my own trap.
Soldier: FREEZE!
Octavia: (Attacks one enemy)
Octavia: (Sneaks out of the bank)
?: In your deposition. You say that you are innocent… I think… not. Do you remember this picture?
?: or are you finally gonna commit to the…
Cars smash the HQ
Soldier 5: ALERT!!
Octavia: (SHOOTS THEM)
Soldier 5: (Gets defeated)
Octavia: Now to get that intel.
Sheridan: ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID I WANT FLATHEAD!!
Mongoose: No. you need patience and guidance.
Sheridan: And this is an excuse of your laziness and incompetence!
Mongoose: But everyone Mr.Sheridan has different opinions of you ever since you said to the player I would become king and torture the purple man someday. Are you aware that the fanfic maker is eavesdropping this?
Sheridan: No. This is personal.
Octavia: (Enters Sheridan's HQ)
Sheridan: So you the owl came. You ruined everything since the day you arrived here in Hudson's Interrogation room. Where did you learn all that stuff? All that demon shit? If you live or die in video games. It doesn't matter. What matters is how you become adaptations and figments that make us who we are. This is as far as you go Teenage owl. I heard how you hated Blitzo ever since Kyle and I met you. You said in your resume…. You want us to not get money but work for the Yakuza. And you expect us to be happy? NO!
Sheridan: When you wake up today and tomorrow after sleeping. The only way out is through a casket of lies, death, and suscpicion. Gambling games don't count. All they do is tell the truth and talk all over us about the true old casual games lies and deception. Anything to say? YOUR HIGHNESS?
Sheridan: Seems like we got a smartass over here. Ever since the day I first arrived I was everything. I am everywhere. All of these subjects chose brain surgery in an alternate world that Kyle created. It needs work. Needs the truth. Needs a happy ending. YOU FUCKING IDIOT! If he knew he wouldn't do the fanfictions and put us all in danger or still you brought the enemy to our home. Because of this every man I lost today in Steam's own cheap games have been lost. Because of you! You see a happy ending here Octavia. You figure you got a smart mouth goddamn hero under your heel. You give up in an expensive game and take what's coming to you before I do it for you. What is it with you goddamn heroes. Have all the answers don't you. Smart mouthed goddamn heroes. Toga knew that Izuku midorya would become violent but you Octavia are just a damn millstone before you handle your own! If you won't raise a teenage owl with issues right. I'll do it for you.
Sheridan: In life you got to make hard decisions. All heroes are outwardly scum ready to do their radical bidding. Choosing a side won't help you now in the digital world the old and the weak are doomed it's on us to straighten out the workforce. It's on you to tackle addiction.
Sheridan: Finger on the trigger. Now. Shoot the target.
Octavia: (Doesn't shoot the target)
Sheridan: You are so feeble just like when Stella divorced Stolas. (Shoots the target)
Octavia: (Sees the Mongoose)
Mongoose: (Shoots Octavia)
Mongoose: A gift from number one!
Mongoose: (LAUGHING)
Octavia: (Attacks the Mongoose)
Mongoose: In-app purchases are the drugs of the future! (LAUGHING)
Octavia: You fall to your death. As you lived.
Octavia: (Sees Sheridan)
Sheridan: You. Escaped…
Subject 187b and Subject 197b Mr.Flathead. Octavia please surrender the program.
Flathead: No. I need him. We can do.. So many great things together before he leaves… The prison!
Octavia: No. I need to finish this.
Typing and re-education will not resume unless you surrender the program.
Sheridan: I knew it was you who wants to save Izuku. You didn't kill Izuku. And so now you see when a hero blindly trusts my obligations and throws it away like the time when I was young and stupid I tested myself to new limits take a good look at yourself In-app purchases are the true enemy of the will of the planet. The workforce. And the agency. You got away successfully by killing my men who were disguised like zombies and every time you in-app purchase they must now utter the sacred words that will offend all riddlers to their deaths. My glorious king and queen for your dark stupid enterprise!
Octavia: But why? Why are you doing this?
Sheridan: Because you made the choice to be everyone else. Instead of me! You try to be different in Flathead but you're not! You try to be different by gambling but you're not! You tried
to fuck me! Swan is one of ours. Dragovich is one of ours. And in Binary domain sometimes robots and people die.
Sheridan: People die all the time Octavia and we must live with it. Accept the fact that you lose to me.
Sheridan: I'm going to marry Erina Nakiri.
Sheridan: And make her lose the cooking contest. Even if she attacks with her golden tongue that power came from that of a god. Get angry. So angry you start to go to Steam and buy. And after you buy you just keep taking! Taking! What's isn't yours! You made the choice to break out of prison! Didn't you! Gambling in flathead and in Buckshot roulette isn't important Octavia! This is! I'm talking about project total red. A project that kills animatronics and souless children. Oh you are priceless brat when it comes to push and shove. WE HAD A DEAL OCTAVIA AND FOR THAT YOU ARE MADE TO PAY! I am agent 1 child. I am the thinker of worlds. And of children! And you! Are Next!
Octavia: But that doesn't mean that we are wrong. Yes people die all the time but stop acting like it's some big deal. Big deal. You always complain about Piracy. But I'm the only one that will break your brainwashing jail. So all your fanfics are connected Sheridan because it's all misinformation. Flathead and Buckshot Roueltte doesn't stand for winning and losing simulation and entering a true ending simulation. What it does stand for is selection for societal sainity. If everyone would live in a mature expensive game world. Would you fall off a cliff? Would you fall and die multiple times and take whatever's left when there is a storm. I faced hardship to get to you. My life in middle school was me getting bullied the same day as Loona got bullied on the swings. But you Sheridan. You are the one suffering more than me. Much more than Hinata. Working for lord Orochimaru solves nothing. And to those you serve your life means nothing even if you capture all of my men. YOU GODDAMN FUCKING KNAVE SHERIDAN!
Sheridan: But you haven't even done half of what I said and the fucking job!
Octavia: Fucking hell? Is this the excuse for the best of our men.
Sheridan: In the shump world if you live or die it doesn't matter for we have no future. No present. No past. All that they do is predict on whether people hate america. There is no going back we only walk forwards even if I get hurt that much. So I ordered the hit on Agent 13 after he signed a non-disclosure agreement how stupid was he? When he was serving Dhalia's father in 12 minutes. You think we ubisoft puzzles and bosses take such a stupid risk to the purple man and destroy our own factory that was just another reason to get rid of you for we had problems with you from the very beginning. I know what you have told them Octavia and I know what the purple man already knows no one can match me I'm actually going to win!
Sheridan: (Attacks Octavia)
Octavia: GET AWAY!
Sheridan: (LAUGHING) Here we go! We're going to have so much fun now kiddies! All you are doing is trying to resist the change. That's not fair. So come on give in!
Sheridan: (Gets attacked by Octavia) I just wanted to see you give up once and for all. Before I made the choice to argue with Kim and force the player to start a new game. Start a new profile. That's my job…. That's what I do.
Sheridan: Wherever you go… Big fish games will find you. And watch you…. And record you…
Sheridan: Just like Carlo Falcone…
Sheridan: You can blame it on someone you didn't kill because you did what you wanted and in reality you will understand that it's all fake and a game after all but in the video game world the player can kill me. Brown bread. No coming back for me.
Sheridan: Only darkness. And… Suffering.. Await you in an expensive world that they create. And if people don't like it. I'm the one that kills them.
Octavia: But you can't do that.
Sheridan: BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! YOU TRY TO BE DIFFERENT BY BEING A TEMPLAR! BUT YOUR NOT! YOUR JUST SCARED LIKE THE REST!!! And so if you kill Swan I'll kill you.
Sheridan: Swan really liked you. And I did to. But Juliet killed him out of need of vengeance. And people sold the game 14 years ago because they didn't like it. Some played hard difficulty. While gaming professionals play much harder. Can you realize that they have jobs?
Sheridan: But you're too late the things I've done the pain I caused! In a Ubisoft game where every alternate tracks you down! THERE'S NO GOING BACK!!!
Octavia: There is! You just don't see it!
Sheridan: BUT THIS MEANS ONE THING NOW!!
Sheridan: ALTERNATES LIKE ME! COMMAND THE CASUAL GAMING GODS NOW!!!
Octavia: (Attacks Sheridan)
Sheridan: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE EVERYTHING!!
Sheridan: How can you feel the invisible things? How? Octavia your parents got divorced because Stolas never liked Stella in the first place and for what? For those pathetic animatronics? For those Heroes in UA high? The ones who hated you? (Sees Status) FORASAKEN YOU! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!!
Sheridan: OCTAVIA!!!
Sheridan: It's still not over!
Sheridan: (Gets attacked)
Sheridan: No.
Octavia: (Activates the forbidden power of witch time) (Smashes the bullets) (Grabs Sheridan) (Extracts the intel from him)
Kyle: When father balder and Lord Aesir suffers. Do the flathead a job. And that shotgun dealer a job. When you're done we will proceed to enter devil blade and kill them all. Any questions?
Sheridan: No. Why didn't you finish my game?
Kyle: Are you aware that Art is dead?
Sheridan: No.
Kyle: It is high time that you take responsibilities for your actions as well as online worlds my child.
Sheridan: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME!
Kyle: AS IF I COULD! IT WAS NOT YOUR DECISION TO MAKE ME AGENT 13 AND BECOME AN ASSASSIN IT WAS YOURS!!
Kyle: You are not going anywhere. I have miraculous powers.
Kyle: Maybe so. But I'm at the top of the woods now. Baby!
Kyle: Now I'm not a pig but you gotta think big when you are top of the hood. Because you won't be disrespecting this purple man no more because I'm gonna be top of the woods.
Kyle: You're ears are too tall. Your Mumbo Jumbo's down and that's not what we want. Now I'm not a thinker but you gotta think big when I'm gonna be top of the hood. Well you won't be disrespecting this purple man no more because I'm gonna be top of the woods. Now my
animatronics will be packed with my alternates. Destruction begins in a day. And all of the bears will be packed by their hair as I maniacally plot from my evil lair.
Kyle: We've recently grown in the past three months. But negativity doesn't flourish here. Here is the status. Happy customer.
Michael Afton: How about you beat Sheridan.
Kyle: No. Due to forces not under my control. Due to my negativity seen by the police. I'm afraid you'll be taking the dynamite express home. Well you won't be disrespecting this purple man any more because I'm gonna be top of the woods.
Michael Afton: NO YOUR NOT!
Kyle: And I said I'm gonna be. Top of the woods.
Kyle: (Switches MUSIC)
Kyle: Lights camera action. Michael Afton is trying to stop me puzzle to beak. Now I'm there and I'm outside using because even though it's bad. I do what I do.
Kyle: (He is a superstar he is nasty) I'm not gonna hear about fish dinners.
Kyle: I'm a bird of a freak of a coin weathered featherer you think your better than me I never heard of you. It was him.
Kyle: (He is a tirek wizard. And a tirek operator)
Kyle: (And he will) SHUT UP! I will make you an angry bird. Too.
Kyle: (LAUGHING)
Kyle: Oh why did I not think of that when I'm top of the woods. And why did Carlo Falcone never told me. It was too late from now on is that he was time! Now that I'm trying to invest money to make it her time!
Octavia: Hey!
Kyle: Now rub the lamp! There's nothing there!!
Sultan: And now I present the gift to you. Megabyte the defender of megaframe
Kyle: Now as I appear and fly away why didn't I show my true partners my true potential!
Kyle: As if I flown away and spot megaframe from now on is that he was time!!
Kyle: As if he can ever do it and explain it and make it his time!!
Kyle: Now here's the riddle. What's dead and lazy? You! Sultan! (Laughing)
Sultan: You won't get away with this! Bring back Megabyte!
Kyle: Well I believe it's me.
Kyle: Who's the master of the lamp. Who's the judge of the lamp? Who even double checks his own actions and makes it who's who?
Sultan: You?
Kyle: No. Why me! (Laughing)
Kyle: Prince Ali and Megabyte never was to say Michael Afton. Read my lips and come to reality. The puzzles are flawed, just give me adequate chores. Send him back on a one way trip to my corrupted self and a terminal dip the assets frozen the venue is the ends of the earth WHOPEE! SO LONG! EX PRINCESS OCTAVIA!!
Kyle: (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
Kyle: Because your singing expensive songs in my own lounge so have a nice day. Enter the house of Asmodeus to receive your reward!!
Octavia: (Sees Michael Afton stop him) good. I hate that fucking wizard.
Kyle: (Transforms) (LAUGHING) So you want to play hard then Go!
Kyle: (Transforms into Megatron) (Slams and destroys and summons the in-app purchases and then fires marble puzzles)
Kyle: (Gets defeated) AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moxie: Yeah! That will show him!
Kyle: Silence and enough of this! I'll show you what a snake like I can be!
Kyle: (Gets destroyed) AHHHHHHH!
Kyle: NOOOOOOO! I'M BEING DESTROYED AND RIPPED OFF! (LAUGHING)
Springtrap: (ROARS) (Sees Michael Afton) (ROARING)
Michael Afton: Your forgetting something! Kyle! What did the animatronics do on your last breath to night 2? They stopped you and you don't deserve to be king!
Kyle: NOOOOOOO!
Michael Afton: (Summons the fire) This is where animals like you belong.
Michael Afton: Now stay!
Kyle: I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!! NEXT TIME!!!
Kyle: NOOOOOOOO!
Kyle: WHAT'S HAPPENING!!
Kyle: (Gets out of the Animus)
Catra: Welcome back.
Kyle: (sees Adora caged)
Kyle: (Transforms into Cobra Commander)
Kyle: And I see it clearly from now on is that she was time!
Kyle: Trying to undercover my own plans as if it was time…
Kyle: Now here's the thing. Enter the farms in VR and there's nothing there.
Kyle: When I entered that world all I see are alternates who lived there and told me that I'm not a better security guard…
Kyle: Because I didn't even know why players are so good at security guarding. And I took time and thought and made myself addicted to getting night 2 on the fanmade one. Solving the problem again and again I hope it didn't come to this and weigh me down! So I took one, gained one and lost something else. Because I never even solved something that came to be… because the players in FNAF and robotnik's pizzeria are smarter! I even gave up and never give in. Like a crane without legs.
Kyle: Adora. You will be lost forever. Deep down into the brink and count to ten. Like nothing ever happened when Sheridan found out about the dope he never stopped. Like droppings like
rain I never even knew. What they would find is memory. There's no such thing as memory until you work hard. From now on is that you were time!
Kyle: From now on is that Prince Zuko cannot save you.
Kyle: So Octavia. Why did you betray your father. Left Stella alone again! Octavia. Octavia.
Kyle: Count. And play until you drop down and improve it all for an expensive game there's no escape only death.
Kyle: They thought I was special. I smile and shake my head. The yellow door is opening once again. They feel like they left me. Can you hear me? Isn't that enough? When you become untouchable you're unable to touch. Let's play the security guard game with animatronics for free. And it's the same fairy tale over again!
Kyle: Adora loses. I try to discover what I am. The animatronics found me so desperate and high up and so divine. Lean it. Let go. I feel the same fear like I did the last time.
Kyle: (Transforms into corrupted Kyle)
Corrupted Kyle: (LAUGHING) Finally someone let me out of my cage and time for me is nothing I'm spending and investing. 8 hours of time and I shouldn't be there and I'm under your snare. Because even though you beat me in a FNAF fan game now time is for nothing and granted just remember that's it's all in your head.
Corrupted Kyle: Catra and Adora allow me to make myself absolutely clear. Of my own negativity and frustrations. Rhythm and addiction you have or you don't, that's the policy for more policies. You see the world differently but I never spend it harder. Even if you try to beat the bosses virtually remember that it's all in your head.
Kyle: (Transforms back)
Kyle: (Attacks Adora) Let me paint you a picture Adora. The Ubisoft bosses after me dancing with them. I took the hoodlum down. Got them fired up. Marble Puzzles are gaining on me. Got them fired up. When the final boss in assassin's creed 3 tested me that got them and me fired up! Here another sidekick ride for me!
Corrupted Kyle: My name is Corrupted Fettel you wanna mess with me. The AI and players are so smart like the animatronics they even beat me and… (dies)
Kyle: Adora. I'm owning this factory. And there is nothing to fear. The colors are all wrong I understand. But I am little king Hawk Moth and I'll take what I will.
Kyle: This is mine. This is mine. This is mine too
A few days..
Adora: (Attacking) (Sees Kyle)
Kyle: Look down. Look down. Your alternate is dead. Too late. I gain. Nothing from writing it all down.
Adora: You even let Catra fight me. Why did I even see it? Now look, there's nothing now! Octavia is nothing now.
Kyle: I'm warning you Adora. Octavia is going too far by chance. I will let her burn in ULTRAKILL the next time I see her! You know nothing of Hawk moth. I was born inside a math dungeon. I was born with scum like you and I'm from the gutter too!
Kyle: And this world is taking me too far. There is no escape now from that world. Of the world of Soma and Izuku! There is nowhere I can absolutely turn!!! (Struggles and sees the heroes surrounding him)
Izuku: GIVE IT UP SECURITY GUARD!
Security guards: FREEZE! WE NEED THIS KID TRAINED!! STAND THE FUCK DOWN!
Kyle: I can't believe it… you even beat me seeing the alternate inside a virtual world… this can't be.. no. No more of this… nonsense…
Kyle: THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
Kyle: MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY!! AND YOUR DAYS FEW!
Izuku: NEVER AGAIN YOU VILLIAN!!
Kyle: IN UBISOFT'S FAR CRY 5 AND 4 THERE IS NO WAY TO GO ON! (Falls down)
Izuku: GODDAMNIT!!
Kyle: (Gets destroyed)
Sheridan: How could you? He was my very best agent.
Sheridan: You do it for Pearl? And you would do it again? You do it for the crystal gems and now you say. I'll do it for him! (Attacks) Deep down nostalgia is dying. Critics are on a field day. As I work so hard do not fail to try! With my short existence. Kyle will make a difference. He will enter my world do not be afraid to try!
Adora: Deep down. Inside the cage. I'm just a human.
Sheridan: True.
Adora: But that doesn't mean that Pearl and the gems aren't afraid to die!
Adora: I'll pick up the sword and fight. With my short existence. I can make a difference. You are nothing Sheridan do not be afraid to try!
Sheridan: Don't touch that! Refrain you can't comprehend your information in the farm's VR world. Untie me! And desist! I don't wanna even think about seeing the same thing happen to me! Just stop that! Undo! What has been done so much worse!
Sheridan: Can you even solve a Ubisoft puzzle? You must be active in trackmania. You owe me more than 10 bucks for protection so that I will brainwash you. It's already over and done for. You cannot even win, just surrender. I'm their fury and I'm their conversations!
Sheridan: Look at me. I'm the king of Ubisoft. You cannot even beat the expensive games I brainwashed Kyle to making you agents not solve the entire charade of this place! Kyle and I paid. We shared. We played again. But it solves nothing else!!
Sheridan: I paid and gained enough to be shamed. I will not stop fighting now. Adora and Catra you are gonna lose control!!
Sheridan: These poor unfortunate animatronics making them addicted. Making them fight! To be the very best security guard and making them lose one at a time!
Sheridan: (Signs a contract)
Sheridan: Just you wait. I'm gonna marry Erina Nakiri! (LAUGHING)
Sheridan: (At a cooking contest)
Sheridan: You entered the house of unfinished talent! You must accept that art is dead. Never felt so much powerful before. And I'll be there I will be there!
Sheridan: I… WILL BE BACK!!! I WILL BE BACK! TO GAIN SO MUCH POWER! FROM!! SUFFERING! ENDLESS ART! I CRAVE IT DEARLY LIKE AN ART ADDICT!
Sheridan: You broke all the laws. You never even made a choice. You see what is done. You see it undone.
Sheridan: You try to resurrect art. But Kyle failed. You try to resurrect science but they made fun of it. You think Kyle runs Hollywood, it's just a joke. Endless exercise. I wanna go to a hotel. And Kyle exercised and tried. Accept that you lost to me so why did Asriel make him stop? He had a chance to get rid of Asriel. Just surrender already!
Sheridan: I'm through with all the lies. Enough is enough. How about the fireworks. Are the fireworks not to your liking? How about another game that makes you active?
Sheridan: I paid. I gained enough to be shamed to ride an expensive train to hell again. Why did I. Make. That is the only choice that makes me stop working!!
Sheridan: endless grief. Claws unpacking. Endless addiction. Cannot stop.
Kyle: Avoiding the negativity making sure that I always become a God!!
Kyle: (Manipulated Sasuke) You try to be so tough! Lord OROCHIMARU is on that treadmill waiting for me. To gain more power! To get back into the light!!
Kyle: (ATTACKS Sasuke) is this the attempt of your undoing Sasuke? The expensive games are what I fear the most but I continue to move forward!
Kyle: (Sasuke jumps and attacks Hawk Moth) is that your attempt? No south park joke can harm me now! Brace yourself for the true final boss of all alternates!
Kyle: Why! Did you! Choose the expensive path of getting rid of all of them!!!
Kyle: Enough of this game. Been playing it too long. But now I will see it through again. Cleanly as possible.
Kyle: (Summons Trackmania puzzles that transform into robots)
Kyle: (Gets attacked)
Kyle: (Transforms into super shredder)
Super shredder: (Attacks) now you see what I can do!
Super shredder: No one leaks the Oroku saki's plans without my permission. For tonight I dine on turtle soup! (LAUGHING)
Super shredder: (Summons More casual enemies) Come my minions. I think I'm not gonna write more songs on my fanfics.
Super shredder: (Reveals Octavia)
Blitzo: NOO!
Super shredder: (LAUGHING) Come and get her if you can!
Super shredder: (Attacks Blitzo) not bad!
Super shredder: (Gets attacked by Izuku) (LAUGHING)
Super shredder: Heroes will one day lose. And you Izuku. You too will see the truth! (LAUGHING)
Erina Nakiri: We didn't come all the way here just to re-educate you about your actions. You made the choice to oppose us! The time for enough is enough is over Oroku Saki! Give it up!
Super Shredder: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I can change almost anything in the fanfic. This fanfic is undone. Do you want to know what happened to subject 187b? And all alternates in video games? They discovered the truth. I'm sorry about this but this is business. And business is business. Period. And according to the terms of service written on my fanfic list. It said that this fanfic is set for mature audiences only. Express delivery. No exceptions. (Disabled comments) no comments. No followers. No magic. Nothing! All that awaits for you Leonardo and Erina Nakiri is death!
Erina Nakiri: What?
Super shredder: If I kill Swan. His screams of horror will be my pop music!
Super shredder: If I made the decision to not kill Swan then the Oroku Saki is MEANINGLESS!!
Super shredder: There are so many Oroku Saki's and they have an infinite capacity for knowledge and responsibilities and even I'm not sure what's going on outside in my house. In my dojo. In my fanfic houses and hotels. I'm the only thing standing between us and them. They remind me that I'm a pawn. I'm playing chess with the world. Yet my interview is fine. But your interview starts now.
Super shredder: I'm done with joking about my life. Let's talk about you. Through myself I am born. Through this fanfic. This is mine. This is my world in my perspective and there is nothing you can do to change that. I'm sorry that I was struggling and lying about what I did to an empty shell named Kyle Miller and Lex Luthor. But they were greedy men that wanted control… I wanted to show my true potential. But the problem is I can't control my own powers… Critic or not your coming with me!!
Super shredder: I can't afford to lose control of the fanfic. If you stop me. I lose this fanfic. And when you hurt me. You also hurt yourselves I cannot create art. (Summons 3D squares that no one likes and then transforms them into weapons) (attacks)
Super shredder: But a fanfic maker like me. Tries to fight back. And according to the rules. A kid have what he can.
Super shredder: (ATTACKS) So why can't! (Attacks) YOU SEE THE FUNNY SIDE OF THIS! ALL THEY DO IS TALK BACK!
Super shredder: While the alternates DARE EXPOSE MY BUSINESS FOR THE LAST TIME!
Adora: It's one fucking Yara!
Super shredder: Have you been affected that much by the favorite shows that you watch?
Super shredder: (Reveals both claws) So be it. They call me the super shredder in the fanfic because I'm heavily armored and I can break reality. (Disabled comments)
Leonardo: (Sees his phone smashed) NO!
Mikey: (Sees his phone smashed) But I'm thirsty for promotion!
Super shredder: Silence! I'm not promoting what I do! Even if I did it's all the same when you face a God! I made this world and I will unmake it as I please Leonardo just like I would unmake you.
Super shredder: It's tragic really. The cops never saw me behave that badly.
Super shredder: I was never at work. Just an imaginary friend with nothing to gain but a strong hatred for alternates!
Super shredder: You dare oppose Kyle? You dare oppose all Ubisoft enemies and bosses? So be it. And you will have to battle your way in and once your there you're gonna be dead in a matter of minutes!
Leonardo: You do it and your dead.
Super shredder: Doing it maybe. But me! I play those things smart!
Super shredder: You really think Kyle cares about Frank? Whether he lives or dies in BioShock or in Mafia. No. He realizes that he was better off in a math dungeon while I sit down and write this down because they are gonna come for me. And in return they have all kinds of incriminating shit held high until the day you're dead. But my offer still holds.
Leonardo: No!
Super shredder: Now why? Why would you lie to the Oroku Saki! When it was you all along!
Leonardo: I never lied.
Super shredder: And now you'll die. Just like Izuku is trying TO DO!
Super shredder: If only I trained myself harder I would see the funny side of business. This is business turtles and you broken it's unwritten rules many times over.
Super shredder: Maybe I feel some pity. (Looks at the status of Leonardo) I can live with murder though.
Leonardo: So you destroyed the emperor of bug land!
Super shredder: No. You made the decision to force me into battle and make me into a shump hero and force myself to destroy Leonardo's hidden resistance. Therefore but Including Binary domain robots. Bandy the flying annoying droid. The general which is my business actually when you interfered and you risked it all to face me out of all fanfics oh please I'm not gonna waste my batteries writing all of it down! You don't love money like I do.
Leonardo: (Attacks Shredder)
Super Shredder: (Blocks it) Super shredder will not hide in Tekken 8. And not hide in an expensive game so if you really truly want to kill me along with my super infused intelligence. Make sure you are sure to fight me in Battle. In Yakuza 6. Tsuneo. Aka the Man with the horn rimed glasses didn't kill Frank. He let that whore get away and then the bank! It's a pity we can't use that money. Oh don't worry. (Breaks the fanfics banks)
Super shredder: Nice of you to drop in. And just in time.
Leonardo: STOP THIS!
Super shredder: I just wanted people to take the next step and get high.
Super shredder: Just like Kyle Miller did.
Super shredder: now which one of them gets the ban hammer? (Suspends a tower) (Tower explodes) (LAUGHING) You can't even escape after the expected game gives you the truth!
Leonardo: HOW MANY LIVES DID YOU JUST TAKE!
Bane: My turn! (Grabs Leonardo)
Bane: Let's see if you are ready to meet the true boss that let's himself suffer before re educating him again!
Bane: He also made the choice to fight me!
Leonardo: STOP THIS!! (SCREAMING)
Bane: Getting weak are we? Yet here you are.
Bane: Fight me with all your resolve and I will show you what expensive game hell looks like.
Bane: Fight the owl and you. Made the choice to walk away. But you don't. As I said before. (Grabs Leonardo) All he needs is to walk away! Before it gets WORSE!
Bane: And he made the right choice not to fight me and Joker. Joker had the chance to let him die.
Bane: He played those things smart. He only solves it when he has time. Oh don't worry we gave your fanfic phones something.
Super shredder: (Disables promotions on phones)
Bane: My turn! (SMASHES THEM ALL)
Super shredder: You either fight me! Or fight Erina the god tongue Nakiri. That god tongue came from that of a God! Am I gonna start taking this personally? These Ubisoft game puzzles test your brain to your limits and you are alone! SO WHY MUST YOU FIGHT? GIVE UP! BEFORE THE TEMPLARS AND THE SMART MEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! I'M SAVING THE WORLD FROM ITSELF!
Bane: (ROARING)
Super shredder: (Attacks Izuku)
Izuku: (SCREAMING) DETROIT!!! SMASH!!
Super shredder: NOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!
Izuku: (SCREAMING)
Super shredder: DIOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bane: Now you face me! You fight Kyle Miller and Octavia.
Octavia: Yes! I'm ready for anything! BRING IT ON! IM READY TO IN-APP PURCHASE AND TAKE THE NEXT STEP!
Bane: Or someone is going to die. Octavia, Kyle Miller or the clown the question of which one of us it is! Is in your hands! They call me Bane of the gulf of Mexico! They call me Bane! The master of education! All those who are not fit to fight easy math equations in the dungeon will eventually be our turn! You are a danger to our world considering your lives forfeit!
Bane: What's it going to be? Fight me! Which is all of us? Or fight them!!
Bane: (LAUGHING) I'm your worst nightmare when it comes to stuff like this. I fought Kyle Miller before and he is still working for the riddler.
Bane: I'll tell you about this Izuku. The final level is a once in a lifetime chance. It's the only rule we have. One puzzle and boss and enemy enter. One man leaves!
Izuku: I'll fight you! DETROIT SMASH!!
Bane: (Blocks Izuku) are you aware that we are taking you SERIOUSLY! (SCREAMING)
Bane: First I broke the super shredder's spirit and now I'll break your back!
Bane: (Roaring)
Izuku: DETROIT SMASH!! (ATTACKS Bane)
Bane: No! My venom!!
Sheridan: (Sees the alternates escape)
Sophia: What will we do now? Master. We are overrun!
Sheridan: (On the intercom)
Octavia: SHIT!
Sheridan: DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU!!!
Sheridan: I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL STUDY PYTHON!
Octavia: Come and study it if you can!
Sheridan: (ROARING)
Leonardo: Sheridan! Listen! This isn't you!
Sheridan: (Attacks Octavia)
Sheridan: The player even had some time to think about it. Nice try. (Gets attacked) You also are aware of this fanfic at hand here. But also Kyle Miller is my agent!
Sheridan: (Gets attacked)
Leonardo: No! Gordon!
Gordon: (Sees Sheridan)
Sheridan: (Backs away) (SCREAMING AND GETS DEFEATED)
Gordon: What will we do now? Now that the super shredder is back!
Super shredder: (ROARING) I've been waiting for this moment for a long time even though I had to wait. I'm sorry about this mess.
Super shredder: MARBLE CANNONS! DESTROY THEM!!
Gordon: Wait! Don't do it!
Gordon: (Sees the marble cannons fire) NOOOOO! (Sees Izuku attacked) BATMAN!
Super shredder: go ahead and force Kyle Miller to become Batman. You don't need a dirty cop like Kyle Miller anyway and if you excuse me I have a story to collect!
Norman: You fucking phantom Kyle Miller. I've been chasing you for 14 goddamn years. You'll do life for this big fanfic or perhaps even a chair where you cannot talk to yourself. Flathead correctional facility is a badge I recommend. Or perhaps even the chair.
Norman: Or maybe some re education… look I sympathize with you situation and I wanna help you. But I cannot simply help everyone unless you're willing to be mindful and not nosy like other people. You understand that right? You'll have to sit inside that box staring down Carlo Falcone, Luca Garino and of course super shredder.
Norman: And I don't know if I can help a man like you not the way things are going on downtown. And woah there's a lot of bumping between Sophia sleeping under new stars and you trying to control and not talk to yourself. But if you wanna talk to me. Fanfic writing is the
thing. And I don't know if it's moral to help a man like you. Don't you know the situation is gonna get worse? If we manage to pull it off. It will be the legal battle this country's ever seen.
Norman: And if it comes between me taking a bullet I'm not gonna make my wife a widow. You lengthened Frank's life but that doesn't solve problems in reality.
Norman: If you take down a don. That's all this is. Just understand there is no going back.
Norman: Ready?
Kyle: I'm ready Norman.
Norman: Never ever talk to yourself. And trust my badge. Do you understand?
Kyle: Yes.
Kyle: (Few days ago after being brought in)
Flathead correctional facility.
Kyle: (Sees super shredder)
Super shredder: It's all over… I can't believe it. You turned yourself in.
Kyle: (After staying there) (Sees Adora at the prom)
Kyle: Adora.
Adora: Yes.
Kyle: Norman sends his regards.
Adora: (Gets defeated)
Kyle: You know fanfic making isn't easy to swallow sometimes. Some according to laws. Others not. I messed up. So did Paulie and Sam. We argued that we were better than most people. But all we did was create chaos.
Kyle: And you also need a lot of luck too. So that someone else doesn't make your life hell. And it's not always easy as they taught you in grade school.
Kyle: Remember that jobs, fitness, and even hobbies like tennis training. Even best pals will come and go. But family.
Catra: (Sniffling and crying) ADORA SENDS HER REGARDS!! (Shoots Kyle Miller)
Kyle: Family is forever.
Norman: (Sees the finished Fanfic named The Farm 2)
Norman: (Sniffs)
Catra: Did I… finish him.
Norman: Oh god… (crying) I'm so sorry. I just finished off my asset.. what have I done…
Catra: You can either pray that like a dragon infinite wealth ending doesn't follow you. Or just keep going like Kyle Miller.
Norman: He was my best. Agent… my best man.
Catra: He even destroyed Adora because you had no choice. So please do me a favor and turn yourself in.
Norman: I'm so sorry… (Sniffling and crying)