The Universe is big. It's vast and complicated and absolutely ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things happen and we call them miracles. And this, my dear reader, is a compilation of several unconnected and ridiculously absurd miracles.

Draco was definitely on board with traveling in this TARDIS thing in order to keep an eye on his boyfriend and the alien called The Doctor when Harry first suggested it. Now, surrounded by some moving metal cans called Daleks, he wasn't so sure anymore.

Head Boy and Girl James and Lily are sent to Hogsmeade village on an errand by the Headmaster. But their journey is interrupted when they bump into a rather strange man, his two companions and a blue box... [For Jily AU week on tumblr; not meant to be taken seriously!]

While running from Dudley's gang, Harry Potter finds a big blue police box and runs inside to hide. He never expected it to be bigger on the inside than it was on the outside! Now aboard the TARDIS along side the Doctor and his companion Rose, the little boy from the cupboard under the stairs will get see more than he ever imagined! Carrionite!Wizards. One Shot!

The Doctor leaves Rose for a second time, and she is devastated. Please please please comment and follow me! I have lots yet to come. :) Thankyou

Two missing students lost in the Shrieking Shack. Statues that may be moving. When Harry, Ron and Hermione end up lost they're going to need some help from a strange man in a blue box. Time for an adventure.

Because he's too busy being Rory Williams. Set before "Angels Take Manhattan", HP cannon pairings, DW cannon pairings. Final chapter now includes ATM spoilers and references S7 part 2. COMPLETE WITH BONUS CHAPTER 10

The Tenth Doctor and Donna fly through a crack in the walls of the universe and land in a world where humans can perform magic. Getting mixed up in the cold war between the Death Eaters, the Ministry of Magic, and the Order of the Phoenix, all sides want the Doctor dead!

Orphaned during The Last Great Time War, Lorelai has found solace traveling with the Doctor. But with The Shadow Proclamation looming about and whispers of Daleks, the Doctor decides to put her some place he knows she'll be safe - the very school her mother had attended before she met and fell in love with Lorelai's father. But Lorelai is much more than your average witch.

Harry has a strange encounter with two different men, each with a similar blue police box nearby. Series called 'Moments in Time' on AO3.

She is the 'daughter' of He Who Must Not Be Named. But she's never questioned why he adopted her. Never realised he wants her because she is an undiscovered race. Never, until two mysterious 'timelords' turn up at Hogwarts.

The Doctor and his companion Lily luna are in the TARDIS and something goes wrong. Lily falls out of the TARDIS and into a portal leading her to Harry's 3rd year. She doesn't know were the Doctor is so she sings to make him come. I wrote this because I was bored. I give AwesomePotterlover some credit for e did the grammar stuff that I don't really understand.

Actually, there are 3 categories: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson! To Manhattan you shall go, to fight a metal foe, the friendships you must keep, and journey in the deep, five more to await your coming, to end the endless running...

River Song comes to teach at Hogwarts during the Golden trio's 6th year. And where River goes, adventure follows. AU, based on this gif set by Disclaimer inside

Harry Potter/Dr. Who cross over. When the Doctor crash lands in the Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts, he is overly excited to be meeting the legends of the books. But is everything as JK Rowling wrote it to be?

[On hiatus] Much had happened during the Doctor's time in Wizarding Britain, but not how he remembered them, and not how they were supposed to be. Time lines have been changed, and finding out the truth becomes so much more troublesome if your own mind is playing tricks on you. A different take on the Doctor's teaching time at Hogwarts in the universe of Gödel's Incompleteness.

The Doctor and his companions head off for a short spin to Lonwar, but the TARDIS has other ideas. They're drawn into a world of magic (not the Doctor kind) and are off to Hogwarts!

Death cannot hold me. Neither can Gallifrey, the Doctor, or any of those idiotic senators, not worthy of being called Time Lords. I endure. I am the master. I am Harry Potter.

Draco Malfoy knows his task - he is to kill Albus Dumbledore and find a way to gain his fellow Death Eaters access to the school. But when a certain Doctor shows up to befriend the seventeen-year-old wizard, will it sway Draco's allegiance? Or will Draco become even more obsessive in his plot to kill the Headmaster, despite his discoveries in traveling alongside the Doctor?

What if Harry found the truth of magic while growing up at the Dursleys? What it really was and what it really could do. Come along as he goes to Hogwarts with a friend and changes the whole of the wizarding world and brings back TRUE Magic. Powerful harry will be slash. no pairings for harry yet will be Jack/OMC

James Potter and Sirius Black have managed to get themselves into a pickle again, but this time they seek refuge in a blue box and find themselves face to face with The Doctor.

Ever wonder what happens when the Doctor and Rose land in Hogwarts? Set during the Second Wizarding War.

This will be a chain of strange fanfictions intended for my very special friends to enjoy whilst I'm away and can't be a weirdo in person. I'll try to update regularly, but be warned that it's rated M for a reason. It may make you gag. It correlates with different characters and stuff, and another fanfiction I made. Enjoy, if you dare.

When a mysterious new professor begins teaching at Hogwarts, Juliet begins to wonder who he really is. He claims he is a half-blood wizard by the name of John Smith, but Juliet learns that he's an alien from another planet. With her friends by her side Juliet struggles through her third year at Hogwarts as the Master tries to take control of Juliet and Hermione is the key to it all

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