Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kiss X Sis

Ako sighed as finally finished cleaning up the spilled makeup. Of course it was her fault because she had been rushing a bit but couldn't her mom have given her even a second? Now she not only had to take off the Yutaka because she didn't want to get it dirty, she also had to wipe off the makeup because it got smudged.

She was wearing a small pair of pink shorts she could find and an oversized shirt covering them and half her thighs.

'And the day was looking so good too.' The girl bit her lips giggling as she looked down remembering. His face was so silly she couldn't help but let it out. The pure and utter annoyance that arrived on his face was the stuff of legends.

That wasn't the best part either.

When he heard his mother being the first one to near the door she couldn't even describe how funny the terror that appeared on his face was. Of course she hadn't been composed at all at the time but if you compared both of them it would look like she only had a minor inconvenience while someone died for him.

The girl looked down smiling as she rang the cloth out into the bucket, finally cleaning it up. It wasn't really hard but she knew if she hadn't acted like she was already healed her mother wouldn't have let her do it.

'I really wanted him to see me in it though.' She huffed out feeling like she was caught flat footed as she took the gloves off before throwing them in the garbage. Taking the bucket the girl went outside the bathroom opening it with her back as she pushed out.

Closing it with her feet she walked to the washing room to place the bucket where it belonged. However she was surprised to see Naruto whistling a bit further ahead than her with only a t shirt on and his sweater off.

The girl unbeknownst to herself sped up towards him wanting to catch up. She glanced at the wet shirt in his hands in confusion. She could have sworn Riko had been wearing it wasn't she?

"Naruto! Wait up!" The girl quickly called as the boy looked back with a happy smile. Huh?

"Sup Ako. Done with what your mom called you for?" The girl's eyebrows furrowed confused hearing the happy tone. She hadn't heard him this happy in some time and she couldn't help but compare it from earlier today.

She hesitated a bit when they reached the room watching as he opened the door.

"Naruto…did something happen?" That could be the only explanation. After all she doubted he would be able to get this happy by himself.

He glanced at her and nodded with a wide grin. It spread across his face and she was a bit dazed to see how handsome it made him look.

"Yep! Like you wouldn't believe! Damn." Naruto snickered, shaking his head in relief and amusement. Clearly whatever had happened had truly relieved him deeply.

Ako waited watching as he dumped the shirt in the dirty hamper easily without a care in the world. She waited…

She waited and waited…

She sighed loudly. "Well?! Aren't you going to tell me? I'm waiting for you to say something!" How could he just leave teasing her with such a juicy piece of news?

He liked to tease way too much.

Putting down the bucket she moved it to the corner of the room before standing back up looking at him dusting herself off. She paused however, seeing him lean on the washing machine with a mischievous grin. It changed from happy to downright impish and she just knew he was up to no good!

He looked way too happy!

"You…perv?" The girl placed her hands over her chest, shivering feeling like something was coming back to bite her in the ass. She saw him not utter a peep as he pulled his hand upwards.

"Ako?" His point curled towards her as her eyes narrowed at the crude gesture. Her skipped a beat in 'anger' at the obvious dog command gesture.

"C'mere." He snickered as if he didnt do anything wrong again and he simply waited, not doing anything. As if it was a done deal that she would follow.

That impish smile irritated her. As if he knew something she didn't.

"Excuse me? Do I look like a dog to you?" She rebutted his command but being a nice girl she decided to still entertain him walking forward.

"Well?" She folded her arms looking up at the taller blonde. She had been feeling more confident ever since the…event and she couldn't help but tilt her head upwards to him, raising an eyebrow. The more comfortable she got, the better she felt confronting him.

"What do you want?" She nearly took a step back seeing him lean down slowly but ultimately she planted her feet down.

"Nothing. Just taking what I'm owed. You can stand there if you want. Ita-daki-masu!" The boy was swift in stealing the kiss as the girl shuddered, keeping her composure. Her eyes went half lidded as she glanced to the side reluctantly molding her lips to his feeling a bolt of guilt and a wave of arousal shoot through her.

It wasn't like she really wanted this. She thought, regulating her breathing through her nose so they could stay connected.

It was always the same thing with this blonde. Stealing her lips even knowing she was only doing this for Keita. He was lucky he was such a good kisser. The way his warm lips meshed with hers was the only reason she allowed this foolishness.

"Hng." She huffed feeling his tongue lick her lips before she opened her mouth for his pleasure allowing him to do as he pleased with her warm cavern.

Whatever~ It wasn't like this was much and she still felt a tiny bit guilty so she'd allow him to use her mouth until he felt better.

It was the least she could do was her thought as he brutalized her mouth with the aggressive kissing. He was sucking up every bit of pleasure he could get out of her and she lov- hated him for it!

She stood on her tiptoes whining softly, feeling him move away slowly. She got in one last kiss before he separated from her looking down at her with excitement.

Watching as he pushed off the machine she turned with her arms still folded licking her lips tasting him on it. Her eyes widened however as she quickly caught up to him.

"Wait!" She saw him turned confused as she caught him by the face with both hands. She saw his eyes widened as she stood on her tiptoes licking her thumb before-

"Dummy. Couldn't you taste the lipstick? You could have blown everything." She grumbled softly like a mother as she wiped away the gloss. Quick at work she squeaked feeling his hands grip her bubble butt squeezing it before lifting her a bit.

"What are you-" The customary explosion nearly went off as the pretty red head twin was cut off.

"Shhh. I'm just helping you Ako. You looked like you were about to fall." He defended seriously as he looked into her eyes. The girl glanced away knowing he was bullshiting her. She was quickly realizing something was very wrong with the blonde.

He seemed very serious at times as if he truly believed what he was saying but she knew with his intelligence there was no it was possible.

But still… she didn't exactly dissuade him from gripping her like a piece of meat.

In fact…

"Well make sure to hold me good. If I fall I'll blame you Naruto." She mused softly not resisting much using his excuse as her own. She nearly murmured under her breath feeling his large hands on her lower cheeks but didn't say much.

Naruto turned them both around so her back was against the wall. The girl was startled as she was only able to balance on one leg when he set her down.

Quickly trying to regain balance she gripped his shirt before she wrapped her wobbly foot around his back pulling him in.

Into her. Both teens' eyes widened. Naruto feeling his erection poke her directly on her crotch and Ako feeling the friction of her shorts dig into her lower lips.

"Ahhh~" Ako let out a quick moan. She hadn't expected him to be so hard and she could feel it well considering he was pressing against her most sensitive piece.

Both she and the boy looked down seeing the covered cock poke against the pink booty shorts Naruto seeing the tiny material let out a sound of pure arousal getting the girl to redden.

"For me Ako?" He asked surprised. Why else would she wear something where her cheeks spilled out so much?! The bare peach bottom was just hanging out like flabby meat!

"Don't misunderstand. I just wanted to…" The girl tried finding something to say, failing. She hadn't even realized it herself until now.

Barely holding in her moans the girl balanced on one foot trying to keep him close. She could feel the size of him on her slit and shuddered wondering what it would feel like with another layer gone.

Naruto held her up allowing her next foot to curl around him as he kept her up to the wall pressing her there.

They locked eyes feeling the other's sex against their own wondering how they even got like this. Ako had only started this to get Keita and Naruto well…

It felt like the world was going crazy around them and both teens had a quick thought at the same time.

Where would this teasing lead them soon enough? When would it come to head?

Ako opened her mouth and Naruto dived right in taking her tongue into his own. Both teens closed their eyes, dry humping each other as hands immediately began wandering.

Ako found his covered tool squeezing it subconsciously moving it up and down as she was taught by him.

Naruto shuddered as he trailed his hand under her large T shirt and he frowned. Where was her…

'Oh!' He thought with wide eyes as he cupped her bra. Digging under quickly the boy felt her moan in his lips as he discovered her ample mounds.

The doughy flesh spilled out of his fingers a bit as he groped them like crazy wishing he could suck on them. Quickly finding the buds he rolled them between his fingers.

"Ah fuck! Naruto!" The boy grinned hearing the girl's mouth. He only ever heard her whispering expletives in his ears when he played with her. She was getting more comfortable with him and he couldn't help but love it.

So her nipples were weak spots huh? Good to know… he released his hold wanting to save that for later.

After 1 minute.

They nipped at each other quickly trying to one up each other. Naruto pulled on her bottom lip sucking it like a vampire making sure she didn't leave without it swollen.

Ako pinched his neck, getting him to pout and let go. He looked at the puffy lower lip feeling pride.

"Are you done ye-" The boy was about to ask before his lips were quickly shut up by the girl.

"J-just a bit more." Ako took initiative as she locked lips with the blonde before pulling away with a filthy pop. Moving out of his arms, she whirled away and glanced at his wide eyes and said nothing as walking away.

She was building up courage the entire time to take initiative to kiss him first and it had just busted out without warning. Even now the girl felt triumphant that she got one up on the blonde. He was still standing there in a daze wiping his li-

"Ri-ko? What are you wearing?!" Ako growled, feeling her heart beat faster as she stopped full stop seeing her sister wearing the blondes sweater! She seemed way too comfortable in it as well!

Her hair was down looking matted with sweat and her face was in a daze looking completely perplexed as if she stunned.

She couldn't even see what she was wearing under due to the sweaters' size. Ako bit her lips seeing how baggy it looked showing her the size difference between them and the blonde.

However considering it was only at her upper thighs she only needed to guess about 3 things she was wearing. Panties, very short shorts or nothing at all!

Riko looked over to her sister with narrowed eyes after catching herself. She hadn't forgotten the blonde had said he and her sister were having relations and the girl felt a bit…

Well he didn't actually say it but he definitely alluded to something like it and she didn't know it but she was feeling a bit threatened.

"What do you mean what am I wearing? Its a sweater obviously and under it…" Riko's eyes glanced slowly behind her sister and she raised it teasingly showing a hint of her newly changed blue panties clinging to her small frame. Not enough to show everything but just enough to titillate who she needed it to.

Her hands shook as she gulped realizing she was hasty but she didn't take back her action at all. She was feeling way too confident after the last event…

Which was crazy considering she only got a variation of bukakke.

There was silence for a bit at the sheer audacity. Both Ako and Naruto simply stared gobsmacked as the blonde leaned a bit to the side to catch a sweet glimpse.

Ako screeched quickly pulling down the sweater in panic. Looking up to her sisters blushing face she could only look away as she snarled looking backwards to the blonde snapping her teeth at him. "Look away! Keep your eyes to yourself! Have some shame Naruto!"

Naruto with slightly red ears raised his head up along with an eyebrow and smiled.

He did not in fact turn away, especially seeing the pretty blush that Riko showed when their eyes caught, making a sweet feeling flow through his heart. He felt a complicated amount of emotions but he couldn't deny feeling a bit closer to her.

He held it bravely before she looked away awkwardly before the disbelieving eyes of her sister.

'Oh man this is going to be great~…' Damn school was going to mess up all his fun too. Ah well might as well enjoy it now.

Ako, seeing him not doing so, quickly pulled Riko into her room before pushing her inside. Locking the door she pushed her own back to it blocking it before glaring at her other half.

Riko just raised an eyebrow. What was her problem? It was just some thighs. He couldn't even see her well due to Ako standing in the way when she lifted his sweater.

So why the hissy fit?

"Put on something appropriate! There's a boy in the house!" Ako snarled out as her face twisted, feeling her heart beat faster , especially seeing the nonchalant shrug. Who was this and where did Riko go?!

"So what?" Riko mused aloud, glancing away.

"You can't possibly want him to see you in your panties right?! That's only for Keita! And why did you pick the smallest pair?!" Ako tried reasoning.

Riko blinked at the small twinge the name brought up before she blinked it away. "Yeah. It's just Naruto though. You're acting like we don't know each other Ako…"

She stuck to the same excuse. It was fool proof. Now that she knew the blonde didn't like her sister over her she felt it was okay to slowly go back to how they used to be.

'Well with some changes maybe…I don't think friends try to drown each other in the other's cum.' She felt her cheeks reddening remembering cumming on him multiple times whereas he only did so once. The girl could still feel the scolding hot phantom sensation on her stomach.

Almost as if she absorbed it and it would never part with her again. Weird.

Ako gasped feeling scandalized. What the heck did she mean 'Just Naruto?!' Was this the same girl who kept on ranting about how awful Uzumaki Naruto was to her? Sure she kept the dislike at home privately but she very clearly remembered the girl swearing off to ever being friends with him.

"You..you… how can you be so calm wearing that with a boy in the house? Even if it's Naruto?! Who you don't like by the way!" Ako stuttered trying to figure out how to make her see sense. Why was Riko so calm?!

Riko's face twisted a bit not wanting to tell her that she got used as a dirty old jizz rag. She doubted it would help and she also doubted she would understand how having that happen to you changed you.

Instead she settled on a different path of the truth.

"We've made up I guess. A lot of things were a misunderstanding so…I guess we'll figure it out?" She shrugged trying to act nonchalantly but she knew it was affecting her more than she let show. However she glanced at Ako's state of dress, finding a way out of the situation.

She smirked. It was easy to tell what she was wearing even if she hid it. She had the exact same body type after all.

"And besides." Riko walked up to Ako as she glared at her. However her eyes widened in panic when the girl took hold of the baggy shirt before pulling it up quickly without remorse.

And what a sight it was.

Whereas Ako described it as a pair of pink shorts, the poor little thing looked like it was about to burst at the seams. While Ako didn't have the biggest butt in the world, that juicy peach still couldn't be contained as the fat cheeks wobbled from the bottom of the shorts.

They were deep in her ass as well swallowing the poor shorts in the crevice of her plump bum.

Her entire midriff, 90 percent of her lege and even the top of her creamy breast were all bare! The tiny black bra she wore clearly wasn't doing a good job hiding her sizable cleavage as it jiggled slightly due to the abrupt shirt lift.

Ako screamed shortly as she quickly kneeled looking up teary eyed into Riko's unsurprised eyes.

Riko had one thing to say to her.

"Hooker."

Stepping over her thoroughly defeated sister in triumph she opened the door thinking of what exactly her relationship was with the blonde now.

She felt her cheeks blush as she remembered a very very devious line of his echoing deeply inside her head. The blonde was always cunning, getting people to think about him when he was sleeping like a baby.

"...What about Keita?" The girl mumbled feeling the guilt surge but every time it did all she felt was the harsh nub flick he subjected her to before she came all over him like a faucet.

Feeling the after shock she took deep breaths remembering him fucking her mouth with his finger and her own juices.

He didn't even ask first, just shoving the fingers coated with cream down her throat.

And finally him slapping his meat right onto her most precious place uncaring…she could hardly remember much after it. Just pleasure. Debauchery and pleasure.

And maybe a little tingle in her heart when she remembered what he told her before the events. Just a little bit. She didn't care that much…that was what she told herself.

The girl thought about the question.

"...what about Keita." The girl did not ask a question in return immediately gasping out loud in shock at her audacity.

Looking around feeling like a criminal she shivered with guilty eyes but she couldn't deny the excitement the statement brought her. It was getting harder to actually pretend she didn't know exactly what she was doing.

She was spiraling into the blonde's arms wasn't she?

Trembling, she paced around the same spot, to figure out what to do concerning her new relationship with the blonde who thoroughly dyed her in his color.

(Break)

Chomp Chomp.

Naruto chewed the sandwich slowly as he fiddled with the old Vhs player. Shaking it a bit he grumbled in discontent as he glanced at the instructions on his phone with a stink eye. Only one more set of instructions were on it and he could only go all in.

"Don't worry too much if you can't deal with it, Naruto. I've been meaning to throw that old thing out for ages!" Mrs. Suminoe said as she walked back with a glass of lemonade handing it to him.

Naruto took it mindlessly sipping at it, wiping his sweat. "No no! You wanted to watch this old tape so I'll definitely make this work! Can you get me a smaller screw driver?! I definitely got this!"

Looking at him reluctantly the woman sighed before eventually caving moving to get it.

Naruto looked back down at the Vhs as he glanced at the doors and stairs frowning. He had been waiting on the couch waiting for one of the girls to come down for quite some time but they never did!

Damn he even was able to secure a blanket for covert operations but damn did he get disappointed. They had just stayed upstairs and never came back down.

'Ugh. I'm too focused on that stuff I guess.' He grumbled as he fiddled with the Vhs player glancing at the tapes. He supposed he had been a bit too obsessed with wanting to spend more time with the girls. He needed to take a step back.

So with that in mind the boy took the screwdriver with a focused face before getting back to work. Unscrewing the screws he shimmied off the back before looking towards the phone again for instructions.

The blonde focused his complete attention so much he completely ignored all distractions to his self imposed task. He would get this damn thing fixed or he wasn't named Uzumaki Naruto!

The sun lowered as the blonde went through the motions. His eyes were steady as he slowly ran through all the possible problems that could cause the Vhs not to play.

'This should do it?' The blonde thought with bloodshot eyes. Thank ramen for the internet! He would never have thought this…capstan and pinch roller thingy would be the problem. Not that he understood much but after switching tabs and cross referencing he was sure this was why nothing played!

The pinch roller wasn't making good contact with the capstan shaft and it was dirty as hell both of 'em. So because of it the tape wasn't able to move smoothly resulting in it getting stuck and not playing back at all!

"Yatta!" The boy clenched his fist in victory screaming not at all caring for the surroundings. Damn that felt good as hell! He had complete assurance that this would work now.

Quickly screwing the back on, the blonde held the Vhs player as if it was God's first born before he shoved the wires in the ports. Moving over to the TV the blonde hooked up the wires as if possessed.

Moving like the fastest zombie he glanced over to the many tapes trying to figure out which one to pick one. He glanced at one that caught his eyes.

Kiki's Delivery Service huh? Well he was just looking for one to test with so picked it up before swiveling forward. He moved forward shakily, feeling his breath coming out in pants.

He hadn't been this nervous in a while as he made sure the label was face up at the slot. He watched with nervous eyes as he pushed it in before hearing a subtle click. He looked up quickly before his eyes widened seeing the picture.

It definitely wasn't going to win any rewards with the quality but that didn't matter to the blonde as he puffed out a breath before landing on his back.

"Thank you ramen gods." He mumbled feeling like he could die content as he flinched hearing the small round of applause. Opening his eyes he glanced around with red cheeks at the full family sitting in the different chairs looking at him in awe.

"That was really cool Naruto! How the hell did you do that?!" Keita said as he looked toward the TV with wide eyes, never having seen something so so-

"Keita is quite on the money Naruto kun. That was quite an impressive display! Perhaps we need to hire you for more of our tech problems?" The father of the house said as he adjusted his glasses looking at the TV with his eyes clouded in nostalgia.

"Do you remember this mother?" The father asked his wife, glancing at her, looking at the TV with complicated eyes. The woman nodded softly, opening her mouth before closing it silently. Indeed she had. Their very own children had been front row participants to it.

Once with her first husband and second with her present one. 'How time flew by…'

The woman felt the breath leave her realizing exactly how quickly her babies were growing. Feeling herself being held knowing it was her husband the woman along with the man shared both happy and sad tears feeling the full effects of time.

Naruto glanced at the scene awkwardly before looking to his sides. Both Riko and Ako were crouching down beside him holding a drink and fruit respectively but he certainly didn't have their attention anymore.

Feeling a bit weird seeing them look concerned towards their parents Naruto put on a smile before taking the 2 items from them, getting them to startle.

Sitting up he snarked at them still being here like dummies. "Well? What the heck are you two doing? Go over there and comfort your mom and dad." He grumbled seeing their startled eyes look at him before they glanced at each other.

Naruto didn't care much already knowing he wasn't getting any more attention tonight. So he went to a single person couch that was available after getting his blanket. Covering himself he peeled his banana and took a sip of orange juice watching the fruits of his labor with a happy smile.

He glanced towards the family hugging feeling a bit envious before ignoring them the best he could.

Taking a bite out of his banana the blonde haired rouge knew he would be in for a long night but hey at least he helped some people right?

Glancing at the crying family he wondered if this actually counted as helping before turning back to the TV.

(Break)

"Huh wazzthat?" Naruto felt himself drooling as he got up, yawning. Looking around he saw the end credits rolling feeling a bit freaked out before realizing he just went to sleep. Damn he was a lightweight. He didn't even get to see half the movie and he felt a bit cold too.

"Hmm. Must've been more tired than I thought?" He mumbled glancing over to the sleeping family. He looked over to the parents sleeping on the couch then down below.

To the siblings.

'Huh.' He blinked seeing them all curled around each comfortably. The boy paused, feeling his eyes dilating at the sight as he clenched his chair rest.

….

He squinted his eyes for a second before he closed his eyes. Thinking about it he took a deep breath before letting it go.

He wasn't about to get riled up for something so stupid and he wouldn't deny the family looked way too cute doing family stuff. It looked like the siblings had made up. That was good…

"..." shifting around lazily, the blonde wondered about his immediate future after helping them reconcile but he didn't think about it too much.

Considering you could die any day at any time he didn't have the mental capacity to think about hypotheticals.

Opening his eyes with his head on straight he belched a bit before looking for his drink as he pouted sadly. Damn he was out of orange juice! Picking up his glass he pushed his sheet off him before waddling over to the kitchen.

'Cold cold cold.' The blonde bit his lips at the cold tile but bore the consequences like a man. He would get his damn orange juice and no one would stop him.

Rummaging in the fridge like a thief at night he found the carton of juice pouring some of the contents inside his glass before shutting the fridge silently.

Gulping it down quickly he nearly exclaimed feeling it quench his throat. Placing the glass down into the sink he rested his hand leaning feeling a bit light headed for some reason.

….

'Hmm. I think it's time to go home.' He mused to himself glancing at his watch idly. He wouldn't want his mom to worry though he doubted she would, as she already knew where he was.

So he walked outside the kitchen passing the living room glancing at the family again. Pausing he glanced over to his sheet not really feeling up to it but he still reluctantly walked over and picked it up.

Holding it he went over to the siblings feeling his mood lower for some reason as he crouched down throwing the blanket over them. He smiled for a second seeing the sweater Riko was wearing before it fell away.

Getting up the blonde dragged his feet over to the door looking for his shoes with unenthusiastic eyes. Did the world always look so gray?

Slipping them on he looked up at the knob gripping it. Twisting it and pulling the door open he glanced outside seeing the light snowfall drop down.

It was really pretty, though the chill that blew through him wasn't. Taking a step forward he paused looking backwards. He felt the need to say something before he left.

Thinking about it he smirked a bit leaving his words as he left quietly, closing the door without a peep. He never did find it tasteful to intervene where he wasn't needed.

"Thanks for having me over!"

(Break)

Natsumi crossed her legs on the couch covered with a blanket sipping her hot chocolate as she flicked through the channels idly. It wasn't that they were all boring but they didn't really attract her attention.

She glanced towards the door seeing it opening. She already knew it was Naruto as it was locked and he had a key of his own. Seeing it open her eyes opened a tad wider seeing his appearance.

"You look like shit little bro." She immediately told him not at all moving from where she was, seeing him look towards her with narrow eyes.

"I look like a handsome young devil on the cusp of his youth, thank you very much!" She rolled her eyes at the foolish talk. She watched as he dragged his feet inside, shaking off the snow.

"Shoes bro." She told him seeing him bring them inside with him as she frowned.

"Ah I'm sorry Natsu nee…" He panicked a bit moving backwards taking them off.

'Heh? He isn't his usual self' She raised an eyebrow concerned. What the hell was he apologizing for? She only reminded him not to drag his shoes inside.

The girl felt the concern well up.

Seeing him come back inside she saw him shivering as he walked past her. Feeling her rare sisterly feelings bubble up she sighed before calling out to him.

"Naru? Come over here lil bro." She grumbled embarrassed, calling him by his kid name. She hadn't done it in years and he knew it too by the way he paused. She heard him turning around before he shuffled over to her.

He sat in front of the chair as she took off a layer of her blankets before wrapping him in it slowly. When she was done he looked like a worm and she giggled seeing him look at her in a deadpan. Still she saw the latent happiness in his eyes.

Sitting back she combed through his soft hair as he wiggled before freeing his arms.

"Here." She offered her own cup without thinking. She saw him look at it before smiling at her taking it.

Great. Now she had a free arm. Flicking through the channels the siblings watched as the sound of sipping resounded for 5 minutes.

The atmosphere turned quite comfortable with the TV on along with the pitch dark outside and falling snow.

Snuggled and cozy Naruto slumped under the head patting as he glanced up hearing himself be addressed.

"What do you want to watch? Nothing with any sense is on." He heard her say sighing in annoyance.

"Just flick through em I guess." He shrugged. It didn't really matter what was on the tv. The light shining in the dark along with the audio was already calming him down.

That was more than he could ask for.

"Now what's the issue squirt? You looked off your game coming inside. That's not like you. Trouble in paradise? " She mumbled, stopping on a shopping channel. Damn that bag looked good. She remembered the name, promising to look it up later as she turned from it.

Naruto blinked before shrugging uncaringly. He looked at the TV in a deep mood, not saying anything at all.

There was nothing to say.

Already knowing her brother and how chaotic his mind was, the girl didn't focus on it. Instead she curled a manicured finger before scratching his head and poking him.

"Let me change those words up a bit. How do you feel right now?"

Naruto looked downwards a bit thinking about it. He didn't put his feelings into words much but when he did it was always accurate. After bringing his thoughts together he mumbled.

"Like second place."

Natsumi paused. 'Oh. That's bad.' 3 simple words told a lifetime of problems to the girl who was a silent observer of everything.

Those 2 twins were going to be the downfall of her little brother. She swore it. So she thought about what to say to her brother to help him.

She didn't like seeing him sad. The world was worse off for it.

Of course that wasn't the case but how could she ever know the depths of depravity the trio already went down? Or the fact that the twins were already exhibiting unrestrained feelings for the blonde.

"Second place huh?" She mused, sighing in pain feeling him flinch. She blinked thinking as they both looked at the tv.

"...in the past 3 years you've represented Japan internationally and brought home gold each time. And the past 5 years nationally too. Have you ever lost a single competition? Or a match? One that wasn't team based." She along with her entire family knew the answer but sometimes she felt he forgot it himself.

He wasn't some chump but a world wide athlete with numerous prospects. She saw him shake his head hesitantly tapping the cup. She grinned seeing the nervous tick.

"Hmm hmm. You've been doing well in school too, I've heard. You've been topping your classes easily and when you have trouble you even ask mom and dad to get you a tutor. You're really strange now that I think about it bro." The girl hummed, patting his head like a cat wondering what kid asked for those kinds of things.

She paused looking at the TV trying to figure out what to say next. This wasn't a fantasy after all. People had to actually think when giving out advice.

"You're a shoe-in for a top college with the way you're going." He hummed like a cat feeling her scratch his head. That felt way too good as he felt his ears redden at her praise. This night was getting really strange.

But in a good sort of way he thought while sipping the cocoa. It felt like all the rushing from the past few days was slowly flushing from his system.

It felt kinda good…

Natsumi could tell he wasn't used to hearing it from her and it only made it all the more effective.

"Hmm. So you're smart and athletic with high prospects. You know how to think on your feet too. In fact I'd say you are smarter than I was at your age." He glanced up shocked hearing her say that as her eyes looked forward.

His sister was admitting he was better than her at something? Was the world ending?

"You don't have a bad personality either. Helping old ladies, feeding stray animals, helping around the neighborhood, shit you've even asked mom and dad to donate some of your clothes. I could never. You're a modern day samaritan when you get ready and ain't grumpy for some ramen." She grinned seeing him look down with a red face and dizzy eyes.

Heh so he could show a cute face like that too huh?

Naruto trembled, feeling the hand drop caressing his face softly. It felt nice but it was pretty damn cold too.

He turned away feeling her hand begin honking his nose. He squinted his eyes feeling it move back to his head.

"Honestly it's kinda annoying. Like you're some kind of damn anime character. Can you please show some flaws so your sis can feel better about herself? Feeling a bit inadequate over here." He looked up alarmed before seeing the playful grin on her face.

"Sis…" He sighed exasperated but he allowed the small smile to flow towards his face.

Natsumi glanced down at her brother and wondered if he knew how handsome he was. Well she knew how beautiful she was and him being her literal male self meant he was just as good looking as her.

"All that said? You are definitely not second best to any extent of the word. Anyone with a brain can see it so don't allow anything in your brain to tell you otherwise. Or anyone else for that matter." Naruto froze.

Naruto felt fidgety as he wondered how to react and how much she knew. His sister didn't say anything else clearly waiting for his reaction to move forward. Feeling his head still be stroked he sighed wearily in acceptance.

Knowing that was the best she would get, Natsumi smiled at the confirmation. "So stop thinking so much about dumb things okay? It isn't like you. Think about everything else before you come to your conclusion tonight. Don't do anything hasty because of the spur of the moment."

Natsumi's eyes clouded a bit wishing someone had told her this a while back. She had been hasty and had lost an opportunity but at least she could warn Naruto to take better care.

Naruto opened his eyes looking at the TV as he listened to his world wise Big Sis. "Just because something looks to be so doesn't mean it is. If you really care about it, evaluate everything before you decide to move forward."

Laying down the remote Natsumi sighed sleepily. She twisted her body in the chair before gripping her mini me's neck lightly with both hands.

Naruto moved his neck feeling the light breaths tickling him. He blinked, feeling her doze off on him.

"Well that's enough fortune cookie nonsense for tonight. When I wake up I don't want to see your sad sack face okay?" She mumbled as she finally shut her eyes.

"Good night Natsu." Naruto told her while hearing the sleepy mumble. "G'night."

Waiting for a bit to make sure she was asleep, Naruto smiled softly. "Thanks big sis…"

Now the only one alone Naruto watched the TV seeing it was Doraemon. Not paying attention he thought about the last few days slowly.

Every kiss he shared or intimate moment. Every reckless display lust by all three teens.

Finally he thought about today.

After evaluating everything like his sister said the boy came to a rather startling conclusion. One he probably would have taken longer to figure out if he hadn't stopped to think about it.

He knew those girls. There was no way they'd let him do what he did if they didn't already…

His face was unsure but a deeply smug boyish grin lit his lips showing his contrasting thoughts.

Tilting his head to the side he hummed a bit happily.

"Those two…they like me don't they?"

….

"...that way." He mumbled finally. The thought was overwhelming so he could only shove it to the far corners of his mind.

Damn, he didn't really know but he felt like he made a pretty good guess. It felt obvious in hindsight too.

The boy closed snuggled into his sis watching the TV with an ever present smile.

Done with his little dilemma he finally felt his mojo come back as he chuckled at the funny show.

What the hell was he worried for anyway? Damn his mom was right wasn't she!

Thinking always led to bad things! Either just do it or don't!

No need to over complicate it.

Feeling a mischievous sensation well up deeply in his entire being the blonde picked up his phone slowly. It was time to go back to his roots. He didn't like toying with his phone much but he'd be making an exception today.

Holding it up he puckered his lips as if he was kissing while taking a picture. Feeling the light flash he immediately began captioning it.

I'm glad you two made up. Hope you don't forget about little old me! Kisses and Kisses! Naruto.

Looking over it he clicked his teeth feeling it wasn't good enough. Quickly browsing the internet he downloaded a french kissing sound before attaching it making sure she knew he would be liberally using her lips without restraint any time he wished.

'Hmm this should do!' He grinned adding kissing emojis to the picture before sending it cackling.

He thought about Riko a bit before his eyes widened deeply. Oh hell no! There was no way in hell he was missing this opportunity!

The boy couldn't stop his demonic grin if he tried as he browsed Pornhub's Bukakke section. He tsked though seeing all the meager loads.

They wouldn't send a big enough impact.

'Actually…I have a better idea~' He grinned as he scrolled through…dairy related images. It would take some time and it may be confusing at first but…

Heh, well she would know anyway. Riko wasn't stupid.

Haaa~ Choices, choices~