Sladin or Bust – Explicit One – Shots from the Vault of Sladin –

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Cat Claws and Pretty Paws – Who's a Pretty Kitty?

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Had a good morning wake up from my mom's cats I'm sitting while she's away and this little bit hit me square! Sigh…. first – no, second time making Richard as a cat eared anthro through magic. First was in one of my A New Beginning arcs on . Check it out! More plot and a messy tenth grader wrote it!

I can never undo the damage that was done then…. shiver…. *

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"Hey, babe! Show em that new trick you picked up from Zatanna!"

The Titans were past party tricks, and now that Jinx had decided to go more than steady with an extremely invested Wally West – A.K.A. Kid Flash, she wasn't going to back down and make her magic look cheap.

~ Cats in the cradle – there will be a transformation! ~

~noitamrofsnart a eb lliw ereht -eldarc eht ni staC!!!~

Circumstance was, this was only a showy trick by the world's top sorceress of the new day, while one evidence carrying hero had just poked his head into the main room.

Only to end up surprising a startled Jinx, who didn't have time to stop her spell from finding its target…

Dick Grayson had been wrapped up by scientifically enhanced vines, seduced by Blackfire and a half moth mutant's daughter. He'd traveled to an interdimensional hell, yet this…

The Titans gawked and surrounded him.

"Robin!" Starfire rushed over with a gasp.

Jinx felt a hand on her shoulder as she fessed up to apologize as Wally's class for reformed metas was still a thing.

"I am…. so, so sorry!" As she pleaded her case, Cy noticed that his nose had begun to twitch.

Gar was ready to chuckle as Dick's two twin brows felt different, some –

A flittering piece of black hair got into his face and atop his nose as the cutest sneeze came out from the hero leader's direction.

"You….

" Dude!"

"Um…is there a way to…" Raven was forcing her face not to break into a joker's grin with all of her unearthly willpower.

"You…. are… adorable!!" Starfire latched onto a yowling Bat's son as his teeth got too sharp, his –

His….

A swishing motion out in front had the teen wonder shaking…

" WHAT !??"

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"I don't know the reason, but the spell was supposed to be less…"

"According to Zatanna, we have to get him excited." Raven sighed and shut off her comm as Jinx attempted to try to better the situation in her own way.

"Yeah, but…That's too easy. He's always on edge. If Zee means that…then… -

"It can't be a regular PG - kinda - scare…. uh oh…" Bb gulped as the cat eared and tailed kitty – cat wonder went on all fours to pace.

"You need not worry, Robin. We are indeed onto the case of your latest…transformation…" Starfire was yanked back by Raven's magic to not hug the poor soul to death.

"So!... We can always keep scaring –

"It's not that kind of… excited…" Jinx hugged her arms to her chest.

"In that tone, it's actually…"

She whispered it to Wally who looked a bit flustered soon after…

"So?" Cy pried as Wallace pulled at his collar.

"Ah…oh….so, when a typical male gets…you know…Aroused -

"Are you kidding ?? As in…Sexual??" Cy sputtered out, steam out of his ears light the engine that would not stoop that low.

"I'm not doing that!" Dick spat at Wally.

"I'm a hero, not a complete –

"Cool it, kitty cat!"

" YOU cool it, KF! I can't do my job…I can't let Batman or anyone else see me like, this!" Bemoaned the whining cat -boy, who was more a kicked pup by his demeanor. Until he went full blown rattlesnake.

"FIX. IT. Or I'm keeping EVERYONE off duty until my body is…. RAOW! No! I'm not a cat!!" He scratched at the air furiously.

"But, dude! You can see how this side of the animal kingdom lives, like I do. It's like a really cool… science experiment –

"Shut RAAEWWW !!" Dick hissed at the changeling as even his cat body was too much for this cowardly lion's insecure state.

"Don't let him escape!" Jinx went to locking windows and doors around the tower, as Raven tried to help her team corral up their startled little leader. "If we don't fix this, he may end up stuck spewing up hairballs. I can't live with that on my conscience! Hurry it up!"

Starfire swooped over and tried to keep to her sincere, nature. As much as she wanted Robin to sit on her lap later….

"Robin…. you must do with the calming – down now, please…"

"I…am…a human, STAR." His back was his shirt, and that looked more like raised fur by the spell's doing.

Bb shouted out his battle cry as Dick was about to retaliate.

"Get em!"

He gave the order as Kid Flash made sure to find a sturdy metal cage with…unfortunately, a lock that was useless to any cat – persons.

Dick pouted as he was shoved into the thing. His thin eyes were almond slits and totally nothing like their leader's baby blue.

Raven rubbed her temples.

"How are…. can't he just watch a movie or –

"You don't get it, Sherlock." Jinx flustered up and looked panicked.

Cy shook his head. "Robin was trained by an elite crime fighter that taught him to work past pain an' even that…so, he'd need to be tortured and I'm about to call Zee to ask –

"No!" Jinx tried to stop him with her own personal fears. "If anyone finds out that I screwed up, they'll end up kicking me out –

"You are not gonna be thrown off the team, babe." Wally held her hands and sympathetically told the teary-eyed sorceress. "It was totally an accident and you sorry for it. We will find another –

"Um…. guys??"

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Gar showed them a cage, but no Robin.

"Oh…." Cy blinked, seeing Jinx already ready to let go.

"We have to search the area; Beastboy? Do you have Robin's scent?" Raven was not in charge officially, yet she was the quickest wit they had. She was the first to pick up the torch while their real leader was off to find his own answers on the down - low.

But, as for Robin being a cat - boy for the very first time; or a boy with cat ears and a tail and cat's eyes already?

If they didn't reverse the process, he'd be stuck as a cat boy until somebody invented a new way to turn him back to normal ten years from now until Trigon's second revival!

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Slade's last visit to Jump wasn't for memories sake. He had a few last-minute clean ups to do with his old work file; all dusty memories, screaming and kicking victims aside.

However, his old base…

He turned his head, white hair swaying to the side as a blur of green and red made him turn a corner.

Could that be…He locked back up and swung around the corner to see if this city had anything interesting happening as of late without him.

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Dick skittered across the backstreets with his speed now double what it was upon rooftops as himself.

He was panicking badly, and his teeth could cut his jaw as daggers by how sharp his canines had gotten.

"Aroused…" He stopped to rest a minute, panting out that stupid word, all to go back to being, himself.

"I'm not falling for that, Jinx …. she'd better have an insurance policy on her craft."

"Why, aren't you a sight for sore eyes…"

Dick's fur stood up on end as his ears and tail did the same, head turning to see an eye patched adult in a black jacket watching him with a keen interest.

Snarling, Dick kept walking. He was not getting assaulted during the damn day. Bruce had taught him to act, as he could to throw off any pursuer.

Even those who were prepped and fully loaded. (Pun, yes!)

"You seem to be lost, kitty - cat." The man pouted his lip mockingly, cocking his head as if Dick's cat side would get too curious for its own good.

He only spat and hissed at the man over his shoulder, while he would have liked to flip this douche off for an extra good measure.

"Not…." Dick's claws would have come out, had he really wanted to hurt the man.

"But you do have questions, and I'm not going to hurt you. I promise."

"No deal, go away." Dick walked faster as the man didn't seem to want to give up.

"Wait."

The man was still there?

Did he have to get airborne??

Dick saw a fire escape up ahead and was really wanting to get back…

His fur was starting to itch.

But cats landed on their feet, right?

He sneered at the pursuer and got into his best crouch, butt in the air on all fours, only to fly up and extend himself, retracting his claws no more.

"You're making a big mistake…" The man wasn't gone then, yet?

Dick gulped and took off. The rooftops were the only safe –

Yet, this person. This white-haired enigma didn't give in.

Dick only saw a blur before he was pummeled back onto his side, his tail grappled as the man held him up by it.

"You should take my advice sooner or later, yet still never one for patience, eh kid?"

Dick was already too dizzy ; the blood rushing to his skull as a hit to the face had him seeing blue birds and dancing stars.

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He woke up and couldn't reach very far. His wrists were in some sort of cuffs and his eyes were also blind folded?

"I don't do charity work, normally…"

He was…. soft…a, bed… bed??

Dick thrashed out as his toes grew those same claws, until there were also cuffed down with a deadening CLACK.

"Talk, boy. What turned you into…this?"

Dick could only growl, yet his fits ceased as the voice…

His blood ran cold…

"I told you to leave and never come back…."

"And I'm not Slade right now, or am I?" Hissed the man in his foe's fluffy - cat ear.

"You're not very convincing, for a spoiled puss." The man snorted, his hand going to the back of the boy's neck.

"Tell me what did this to you."

"Accident….at the tower…none of your –

"I think that you talking like a cat and walking like a formidable feline is the least amusing scenario I've seen all week. How do you undo it? You must know by now, boy?"

"I…. can't tell…" Dick shifted uncomfortably under that hand.

"Maybe I could help. Seems like your friends wasted their time in trying to get that polymer stick out your ass, as it is." Quipped the elder male.

Dick was beat red and growling like a cat, knowing if that suggestion held any water from his bitten lips….

Slade then, meant business.

"I could sell you to any auction for the big bads of Jump AND Gotham." The merc smirked without his mask. "Would take a load off my mind, too. No more birds pecking holes into my plans."

"You…. wouldn't!" Dick hissed back. "No one would let you. I'll get out, before that happens!"

"Such spunk for a hairy little, beast." Chuckled the mastermind. "Did that other beast child tell you to give your new life a second thought? Not like he can't use his powers to get what he wants…" Slade smiled at the shuddering hero, now at his mercy.

"From what I know about your little predicament, even if it was just a childhood folly by some witch or warlock, if you don't change back real soon, Odette…. you'll be stuck like this forever…maybe –

"What??" Dick twisted up to see what his captor was implying.

"You can't steal me from my friends, I have to go back –

"I can do you one better, cat – boy wonder." Snickered the adult, making Dick turn over as his paws did nothing to hide his dismay.

"Lucky for you this isn't my first-time with breaking curses. In Trigon's world, I picked up a thing or two about them. It's a spell that only gets its full use if you wanted to make an enemy useless to their own supporters. A joke, like you're being. A dirty war tactic, though perverse, the way to break it I did read?"

"No…" Dick shook his head; this couldn't be happening to him! Raven had to be close. He could telepathically –

"Arousal, to try to knock some sense into the victim by forced stimulation. You don't mind if I help out an old friend –

"We are not……friends! Nyaawrr!!!"

Dick hissed in Slade's face until the boy got a whap on the nose, making his eyes water.

" OWW!"

"Bite your tongue." Slade cleared his throat. "Or, no. Wait, don't. I'm going to keep you from hocking up hairballs for the rest of your life, whether you like it or not." Slade forced the kid back onto his stomach.

"I don't believe Batman condoned you on even acting like a normal teenager while in that tower…no jerking off? No dirty magazines under the bed?"

"Shut up!! That's disgusting!" Dick got the impression that Slade knew how to swap masks fairly well.

Maybe even better than Bruce…but still –

"This…is…sexual, assault! Get…. nnyaa! off!"

"You trying to "paw" your way to freedom really is just a bit of a problem for me, kid. Yet… I won't take no." Slade went for the boy's belt, Dick fluffy tail in the other hand.

A warm, bare one.

Dick keeled over as his face slumped against the mattress cover. Soft sheets held him there as his tights were lowered to fall round his legs, the belt discarded to fall to the floor next to the bed.

"For an answer." Slade gripped the kid's round cheeks to see if that tail had a weak spot or two.

It flashed out into his face, so Slade took it back, watching as Dick's claws came out to grip and tear at the sheets he'd been forced to rest upon.

Slade hummed, amused and interested in the fact that the hero did have some sort of libido. Not just a false face he kept to keep everybody else, happy

Including, his enemy's current red-haired devotion.

"You ever used anything? Fingers? Silicone –

"Don't….no…. Slade –

"Shut up, kid. I have you now, so enjoy it while it lasts…let's see…" Slade reached over to the bedside dresser and he was not gone for more than a few second before something cold and runny had dribbled all over the boy's backside.

Robin's tail went up as if electrocuted and the kid yowled out as if he'd been thrown into an ice-cold shower.

He'd need one after this odd little round, was up.

"We'll get you prepped first." Slade cockily smiled and coated the plastic and rubber shaft with the same thick lube as the boy's hole had gotten.

"Wouldn't want to butcher you with –

"No! Raaaw! Let go! Stop it! –

A smack on the rear had Dick raise up his head with a jolt.

"What did you do that for??? Don't touch me!"

"You really are a problem – child…too bad." Slade brought the dark purple, lube coated shaft to rest against the boy's pert cheeks.

"I use tools like these to gather information from my most dubious of clientele. A day ago, I used a larger one on one them, while you'll get to try out the smaller size. Hope it fits."

Teasing was a part of torturing a goon to do what you wanted. Right now. Slade wanted Dick to take it. To not call out to his silly team and to let Slade finish his good deed so that he could hop on his damn plane back to Metropolis.

"N- no…. I….I can't! D- don't –

"Did I say to talk at all, brat?" Slade wrenched the boy's tail back as he mewled out anxiously. Kicking his legs like a child, it was fun once to watch…

But Dick would be eighteen sooner or later.

"Have to get with the program, hero." Slade inched the dildo in a small bit, the boy's tail still tugged and even teased between his enemy's rough fingers.

"I'll be gentle for you first time." He chuckled, seeing beads breaking out across the kid's forehead.

He wasn't talking now. Must have been the anticipation building…

Or the fear; that could do it as the dildo found the kid's pink hole, at long last. The boy's ass's was less forcefully pummeled from both the lube and Slade stroking Dick's erogenous zone. His tail was more a pussy to a hot and bothered whore than to a male crime fighter.

Which meant…

"Your tail is twitching so readily. Imagine if you didn't just feel it there…noticed, anything yet? No response? I'm barely breaching the rest of you, boy."

He twisted the rubber rod a bit as Dick yipped back to life.

"You're right. You are a man after all…. that's why…"

Slade lowered the kid's tights a bit more to reveal a swollen bulge inside of his briefs.

" Heady enough, toy wonder?"

" You….raarrrr…." Dick growled out as Slade's hand moved from his tail to lower his underwear to the same position as the boy's skin – tight, tights.

"May have to look for a safer suit…you show off that ass in a year and you'll be giving yourself away for free."

Dick blushed harder, the dildo pushing down inside of him even DEEPER as he felt himself ready to go into a full-blown migraine.

"Or if you were a woman, this would hurt…" Slade lazily shoved the toy a bit deeper, how deep was it going??

Hungry eyes minced him apart as with that heated set of embers on his catch, Slade just dug deeper until he was sure that the kid's hole could take the real deal. "A, lot more…but you can take it!" He mockingly said, soon in a purr of his own.

A tiger and a kitten.

While, Dick's heart hammered.

And the dildo slammed in before going out again –

Dick gasped as the sick thing made his body arch up.

"After all, that old Bat taught you so much about biting back from the pain, the humiliation…. though, I doubt you've trained in something this invasive, Robin." Slade was serious as Dick's face was scrunched sideways by the man's monster grip.

"Hold onto it…I'm not stopping…" Slade grunted, pushing in a bit more, before pulling the stick out, then again! Not until the kid was moving frantically onto his knees. Panting and mewling for Slade to take it slower.

Slade didn't mind. Made it easier to cup the kid's balls as soon as they were presented to him.

"Not until, you're filled…"

Dick started to pant, wanting to scream as his fur bristled uncomfortably.

Instead, Robin yowled, a mournful song as he was nearly ready to reach his climax.

This wasn't happening…this was bizarre and just plain… wrong!

"Still right now, think that you can get away, kid?"

Stilling; finally holding out while on jittery limbs while hardly panting, shuddering as the thickness of Richard's dick had increased, he began to squirm against the next jolt of confused sensations that came his way.

Slade was…. His hand…on his penis ???

"It's too late to claw out my other eye, Robin…so, why not stay here and simply, take it!"

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Dick came violently, and honestly, he wished he'd had Slade pluck his whiskers instead.

One by one.

He lay hugging himself against the mattress as Slade just got up, unfazed by that "messy" episode of wrangling this, unruly kitten while Dick's cat senses were…

He reached up, the cuffs off of his human wrists.

He laid there before raising his head to find where Slade had gone.

Slade did return as Dick didn't know it, not until…

He was hit by a realization.

He couldn't have!

"So, the next time you've transformed into an anthropomorphic being by a black magician's carelessness."

The man tossed a pile of what looked to be…

Dick blinked up at the man.

"Don't come crying to me, do it yourself."

"Wha – but you just –

"I did you a favor, and good news. You lived." Slade picked up his coat and tossed the boy a key card from one of its hidden pockets.

"Lock up when you leave. Don't bother searching the suite over, either. You slept in, so I cleaned up any evidence you might have found, otherwise."

"You get me to bust a nut and…that's it? Magazines?" Dick carded through the STACK of Sports Illustrated.

"You get off from powerful women like I do." Slade smirked and placed a cap onto his head. "You also saw me in a mask, so don't feel so f-

" Awwrg!" Slapping a hand over his face and falling into the sheets, the kid knew it wasn't a pun.

And yet Slade...liked to rub in the obvious.

Not like he hadn't tried….

"Fine." Shrugged the merc, hiding his amusement at that little jest. "Get out of here once you're decent. Oh – And, Robin?"

Dick raised his head, seeing that lone eye turn more deadly than he recalled it being.

"You don't tell ME where to go and do my work, even if you think this city is under your protection…the JLA still has you firmly by the balls."

Dick fumed and took a pillow in his mini frenzy to chuck it at the merc –

Who'd just gotten out the door as the white feathery thing flopped back to the ground.

Useless.

Dick sat up and ran a hand through his unruly hair.

No ears, as he spied that pile of semi – smut on his left.

"Damnit…" He cussed under his breath.

"Not even Raven would believe my story…."

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Dick snuck back into the tower via his grapple, got into a cold shower by the internet saying he'd lose his erection if he did, and in a towel he was.

He was fine; right when a knock came from –

"Found him!!"

Bb called to his whole team as Dick acted as if there was no trouble "tailing" him.

"Hey, BB. It's cool."

"Are you not…. where did your adorable appendages run the off to??" Starfire looked as if she were indeed, devastated, while Jinx and the others were just pain, confused.

"What…did you…."

Jinx scrunched up her nose. "Your aura says it all."

"W – what? No! I –

"Dude, you wanted to rub one out, ya couldn't a been runnin' all over making us bat - flippin crazy??" Cy shouted. "We looked everywhere! Where the heck did you get that bright idea to play hide n' seek durin' the damn day??"

"I…couldn't help it!" Dick gulped. "I just wanted to be myself again, that stupid cat brain was the maniac – not me!"

"He does seem sorry." Starfire nodded, Raven wondering if Jinx's assumption had some holes.

"Well, the next time? WE are using a tranq – gun. Hands down." Wally groaned. "I'm beat…got anymore grub?"

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WARNING, CLICHES TO COME!

A few days later, Dick had a real monster living under his bed.

A pile of half-naked women from 89' to 04 as well.

Starfire had gone to see if Robin wanted to join them on an outing, yet he was in the bathroom, contemplating if he really did have an enormous stick up his ass or not.

That was, until a scream had him grab the towel but NOT put it on tightly, enough.

"What's the –

"Huh??"

Starfire had in her hands, the copy he'd been scoping out for clues. Fingerprints, Anything, and she…

"I did not realize you had…such a very indulgent hobby… -

"Star!"

Cy and Bb slammed down the door as Dick fumbled to grip his towel in time.

When they did get it sawed back, the stupid thing fell to the floor, while to his horror.

Raven, saw everything.

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"Boys…will be boys…." Her lip twitched.

Dick was cherry red as he sat, redressed while trying to get his head on tighter than the last time as a cat…

Heck! Cy wanted to read his 92 copy, as Dick gave them all his reason why none of them should try it.

"So, Slade got you back to normal…"

"I…do now see why Jinx gave you the "dirtiest of the looks." Starfire's misunderstanding of human courtships was hilarious at times, yet this was not one of those times as Dick saw her look at him a bit, differently than before.

"Robin's –

"What stays below the belt, people! No looking policy, dude! You think I don't like to go commando. But that was just –

"Please…I made a mistake."

"Sure' as hell you did, and with…. Slade?? What the hell, man! That's a serious crime!"

"I know…he left no traces. Said he was wearing another, mask."

Are you sure he wasn't lying, Robin?" Raven was afraid to be too close while Dick's armor had a bit crack in it.

Just like his perfect ass.

Dear god, if only she didn't close herself off to relationships so much.

Dick blinked, then pounded his fist into the table of the briefing room.

"Damn it! He threw me off! Agh, one eye…white…. ow…"

"He gave you something, I can sense a poison working against your mind."

"To not give it away…" Dick clutched his skull and winced at Raven." So, when does it wear off?"

"Don't know, commando – pants." Cy crossed his arms and frowned. "But you are getting' your butt to that medical bay so we can take a good look at ya. You got it, furry boy - wonder?"

"Sure…whatever…" Dick groaned at the joke. Besides, his head was still killing –

A loud, abrupt sneeze had everyone jump up, as a single prickly cat whisker wove its way across the heroic teen's face.

Starfire hummed and poked at Dick's scalp before he batted her with cat like reflexes.

She grinned and Dick finally knew he wasn't out of the woods just yet.

His new nose twitched, and Jinx had gone back to Central City with Wally…

"R- Robin…. are those –

Raven felt her eyes pop out of her skull as her mouth would not shut.

Bb was a puddle on the floor, while Cy was impersonating the "Scream" right beside his teammate.

Panic etched Dick's brow before anger took hold.

"Oh, boy…this is…" Raven didn't get to finish as Dick shook. Raising a palm up to have the heroes' full attention.

"Cy?" He huffed out a hard breath.

"Get me tested as well…. for any side effects of magical… origin…"

"Are you sure…. that -

He seethed at his titanium friend.

" NYOW !" Barked the cat – boy.

"Anybody still got those mags??" Bb exclaimed.

The tail popped up, and it was first time Richard had gotten a tan.

The heroes were not sure but Gar seemed to know.

"We need another hard – on for Robin, stat!"

"Hop to it, people! Either his pocket gets a peck or I'm putting tiger tail back in the dog house!"

Cy was on the ball, claws at his curves and all.

"Please, friend Raven." Starfire tapped Raven on her concerned shoulder.

"Do most earthling males grow a tail of another animal species, regularly?"

Even Raven didn't know what came next. Dick was batting Beast boy in a "claws or nothing fencing death match."

Her eye twitched.

"No, Starfire." She begrudgingly replied. Dick had his rump in the air, tail flashing as Cy was mercilessly pounced onto.

"We've been, jinxed… Or, Robin has." She sighed, wandering away from the troubled and worrisome eyes of her red headed teammate's.

And what a pretty kitty was he, as Raven went to go and contact Zatanna back in the city of London.

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Thought it should be a bit cartoon, so heh. What do you say to a story on Robin being a were cat? Lol. Read on.