Sladin or Bust! – Pirate Talk and Taboo Rites Denied – All One Shots –

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This came to me and it's bad. So, Dick is actually with Slade but keeps hooking up with Kori so Slade gets…jelly and Dick and Starfire are in mid twenties! No underage in this but the old bastard just won't quit – he tells Dick to stop on by for a chat….What Grayson finds is so much more worth talking about. I give to you – purely cock-blocking and a jealous older boyfriend with a desire to keep his competition from blabbing out her true feelings. This is a gag fic despite the dark opening, don't be fooled! And – a – here we go!!

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Cock of the Walk – Remember to Share Your Toys

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He'd departed earlier than the previous week. Their meeting times were sloppier and Slade had to chide poor Grayson on his bed head on their calls from the office to Slade's safe houses.

Or, Dick's Bludhaven flat. So far, from what the elder could gather of the twenty – something year old's agenda was that he'd been full of shit.

"We still have a lot of briefing to do, and the Titans wanted to go out for drinks one week they're in town." Was what Slade had been told. Yet what he'd heard was this.

"Fuck it, you can go try your luck in a bar or some hotel without me. I'm not your property, old man!"

Ah, such a juvenile statement that Slade couldn't help but pull out his Deathstroke guide book metaphorically to skim through its pages.

He scoped out the young cop's apartment in the daytime on one of his days off. Laying low happened time to time, not everything depended on the jobs he could take as the man heard the wire tap on the hero's cell.

~ Richard! My hrnnir! ~

Slade knew that voice. He HATED that shrill prick in his skull!

"Hey, listen…we have to try for…another day next weekend. I think he's onto us and I didn't want to –

~ You must become clear and explain that you are not satisfied with that man anymore, Dick. ~

Slade gripped his devices as tightly as he could before sneaking off. Not hearing the entire conversation as Dick was forced to clarify.

"I'm not breaking up, Star. I wanted to be sure he's ok with….an open relationship. We're always butting heads and a lot of places claim it can reduce tension to zero. And your country is one of them."

~ Tamaran has allowed the practice of open relationships even between classes for many decades, even longer.~ She agreed. "Then it's settled. We'll break it to him by the next few days…I just hope he doesn't think you are trying to swoop in and steal me away –

~ Like he mostly has? ~ Kori scoffed. ~ That man would lay every hand or tentacle over you if he had the common decency. ~

"You'll see, Kori." Dick rubbed his neck and tried not to think about Slade's old progress as a torture expert. "I'll give you a buzz when I have the days planned out."

~ As long as I must not show my loyalty and take "your" man. ~ She sighed, Dick shaking his head. "You're fine, it'll be fine. Trust me."

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Had Slade only remained to hear the entire reason – but no. His ego had won out, and he now believed it his job to punish the couple that was currently "coupling" behind his armored back.

"That goddamn brat….right, like I was ever unfaithful, little blue bird." Slade picked up his cell phone and made one call to gain his answer to this bet. "If I can force that man to give up on her by taking what he loves dearly, Dick won't ever try to pull that crap on any of his future lovers again."

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Right after lunch, her time grab a bite had just opened up as Kori went to a local café and ordered a large frappacino just because she could stomach the caffeine with her nine stomachs. Little did she feel it until later that evening, her body wobbled in the door, face flushed as soon as she'd called her ride and the rest was a blur until she awoke to find and unfamiliar ceiling…

Kori wet her lips and tried to see past her pump and her mini skirt from when she'd walked in the doorway. Her body still felt hotter than normal after sex…why was she…

"Awake finally, Princess?"

That voice!

"Slade….you…..pant…..took me….from my home? Why?"

"Good call; you went and pissed me off, alien bitch." He snorted and started to crawl up on the bed, her arms cuffed and the heat in her body making it hardest to focus.

"I've invited your little prince here to explain everything to me. I'm not a fan of cheating lovers or taking things that don't belong…well, you did that first." Slade moved and started to tear at her blouse until the princess was gasping out cold breaths. Her heart and head out of sync as her gripped her bra clad chest and rolled a perfect cup in his large palm. "I have to hate you, even as a brat you still took from me the one person who should have dumped you out of his life since the day you first met." His spat in her face with those words, Kori's eyes watering, yet Slade without his mask and only the patch was sharp toothed and seriously deadly.

"Dick will see who's the better broad. And it won't be you, alien." Slade slapped her thigh as she squealed, trying to use her powers. Yet before she'd awoken, he'd come at her with a special blindfold to prevent those pesky eye beams from ruining their night.

" There….you can make it up to me, my dear…All you have to do…is make Nightwing jealous. I pumped that tall frap from lunch with enough of Ivy's pollen to keep a bull elephant pliant, you can't work it out of your system until you fuck the first thing that moves."

Starfire gasped and tried to let her body repress it, yet she was already growing wet as Slade touched her lower, her body burning up as her cries echoes without her wanting his hand there.

"No!! Nightwing will….save me….you…cannot –

She was pulled up as he came and ravaged her red cherry lips, took her against all that was good, hands roaming impatiently while waiting for that door to burst open. But not yet, as Slade directed the reluctant princess to dip lower to meet his now erect cock.

"You'll act as if you want it. The bet will be, whoever gets Nightwing to come the most times and the last….the loser forfeits any reason to remain in a relationship with the bird."

"You…you do not understand!" Kori barked at the man as he freed his cock further while pulling her red matted hair to meet him, the very man who had tried every trick in the book to rid the world of her comrades.

Why did Dick even suggest that you could change?? You are possessive and greedy, there is no way –

"Suck me off, alien…or your prince will watch you scream my name and without any prep to prevent your cries from reaching." His eye swapped to stare at the doorway. "That. Hall." Slade threatened, as Starfire whimpered and got to work, her tears drying as the heat pooled inside the rod she was licking to her parts below….how it caused her such grief, but….

She moved a hand to give herself that same pleasure, rubbing her fingers over herself lower as Slade wanted her to act this way. As if she'd gone ahead without her true beloved.

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Stepping up the flight to his apartment, Dick had imagined the day to wear on, to just be…but….he could hear……noises coming from beyond his walls.

If the landlady found out!

"Kori? Are y –

Yet to what he'd certainly never expected to see, was Kori in his bed with another face, a smug grin on the older's as he coaxed Kori…

To suck.

Him.

"What…." Dick gasped and tried to gather the situation in the very back of his mind.

"What's going on?? Slade? What is…what are you two doing in my house! –

"How could we not agree that we should share our time together, and that she…" Slade gripped the princess's hair as he rammed his cock down her throat. Her squeals of the cum sloshing past her abused throat was pure torture, as Dick rushed in to damn well make Slade pay for barging in unannounced. And Kori…she had to be a hostage. She was –

"Dick…." She was let go as she wiped off her face and tried to pretend that swallowing her enemy's seed wasn't as vile as it sounded. She had made a bet, that Dick would come as many times as she planned for him to.

Slade would have none of the spoils.

"You, and I must stay….we have an agreement." She panted softly. "If I can have you and you do enjoy our time the most, Slade will then leave us alone."

"Kori….That wasn't the plan! Slade! Do you know what you've just fucking done??"

"I should be asking you the same thing, golden boy." Slade got up as he towered above the two, even when Starfire's true height had caught up to her already.

"You said you'd be with the Titans. Was THIS who you were busy fucking silly, behind MY back??" He pointed at the Tamaranean swallowing still his overflow of earlier cum, gagging herself to spill out the rest before Slade could stop her. Slade ignored her arrogance and stayed ever closer to his favorite pet bird.

"Answer me, Dick." Slade fumed, yet Dick was full of his own anger. Anger in Slade breaking his promise to not spy or snoop. To be a bit more…trusting! He wouldn't have told the man, but now?

" Fine." Dick let out a labored sigh. "Star and I…..we were going to invite you into an open relationship with us. No more jealous lovers and not trusting one another." Dick looked up at the wide eyed Wilson who appeared to have been kicked in the testes by his glance down at his not so faithful boy blunder.

"Why was it YOU, inviting ME." Slade gripped the hero's shirt as he pulled the man close to hiss. "Was I not your only boo? Why did you, maybe…" He smirked at the after thought. Maybe, because you've been seeing this alien whore and canceling ME out of those long….sessions, DICK ."

Slade shoved the man back before crooking a finger to Kori. She drifted from the bed in her torn skirt and blouse, her hair in tangles while not hiding an ounce of her interstellar beauty from a soul.

"Kori is in, right? So maybe I should consummate with her. Make you feel like an idiot for standing your boyfriend up. Or was I a last minute fling you took in when she'd bored your shit cock to death?" Slade pulled her close and Dick finally said something.

"Kori isn't! She…she actually….hated you…"

Starfire gasped as Slade dragged her up into his arms, her throbbing vagina inches from his member as Dick was shoved and kicked away when it was all over.

When Slade have finally made his point.

Kori moaned out at the burn, more a whine as he started to thrust, the scare being that Dick had no way of stopping them without hurting his dear Starfire. Slade was wrong and whatever this was, he was going back to his old dark ways to soon.

"I should break up with you!" Dick shouted, trying to tick off the man to listen. "Let her go, Slade…I won't stay here and take your pouting bullshit."

Slade stopped, Kori catching her breath as the man's placid stare dug at Grayson, who was spinning by the heat in the bedroom already, the tension as Slade slowed his thrusts instead. "You want her, boy?" Slade moved back a bit, his balance too perfect as Dick came at him like that crooked finger, gingerly stepping as his jacket was tossed. His face sweating as Slade liked these odds. He whispered assuredly into Kori's ear as her senses came back a bit. The pollen losing its punch inch by inch.

"This will be easier than I'd planned for us, princess…You now have his full attention."

Dick watched in horror as the princess moved to swap spaces. She was now on the bed, her ass to Slade's crotch as he re- entered her bright pink hole. Dick crawling up to see her, to hold her face as he kissed the bridge of her nose and her brow. She gripped at his shirt to pull him in, to make him hard for her.

Not for Slade's sick bet to be won.

"I…love you so very….much…this…will cease….soon…..you must wait….be patient…."

"I can't, Star…..you can't be doing this –

"It's what you wanted, boy scout." Slade spoke from up by the headboard.

"You wanted us to share, well? That's what you get, then you too shall receive!"

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The pace changed, the princess's lips flush over Dick's cock as she sucked it and gripped him as if to never let go. With a sick pop, she was forced back as Slade tugged the still blindfolded alien to tease his lover, not hers. She moaned out as the pheromones again were still there. Slade must have used a special type of pollen. It ebbed and flowed as Dick crawled after his carrot, Slade the stick to drag the sweet rod back into him as she was pushed down onto her stomach. All so that he could have a taste of his little bird.

She sputtered under the man's chest as he leaned in to snatch back his beloved pet. His song bird also groaned and protested while Slade gripped the man's nape to drag him atop his girl – pal.

"Slade ….mm….m~!!"

"I'd love to see you crush one another." Slade almost dreamily mocked with a toothy smile. "Though….I never thought it would be by "asphyxiation" into the sheets of YOUR mattress, Grayson –

" Crim… inal!" Kori kicked and had her prince fall south, while she wrestled to be freed from that six foot terror keeping her pinned. Every Tamaranean curse was uttered as Slade just aggressively tugged at Star's bindings to make them nice and tight. He got up while Dick was still dazed by that punch to the cahones and out came a collar with a leash.

"I have to chain up the mutt, here. She's making a mess all over your bed, Grayson."

"You…. " frerengrosbaf !!"

"I don't speak idiot alien, sorry." Slade moved in and had a gag ready too, the princess handled steadily as Slade got back to wooing his blushing prince charming.

"I guess this makes you the one for sloppy seconds, princess. Don't worry. You can lick the sheets clean once we're done here."

"RRA!!!!" Kori snapped the cords as her strength won out, yet instead of beating the man her way, she decided to toy with him as her sibling might an ex - lover.

"You do not wish for the case of the blue balls, monster?" Slipping a hand down, she ran a poker hot set of fingers in a medium dose of star – bolt energy to push his blood to pump far too along. Slade cried out and twisted back with a snarl; he gripped a bare tanned nipple, twisting it as if they were kids on the playground having a punishment game between frenemies.

Dick gawked at how one night of angry, horny blame had tuned into an all - out fist fight in the arena that was HIS bedroom mattress!

"Stop! You're going to –

They were too late as the fragile wood couldn't handle the two's face off for much longer.

"I will skin this disgusting appendage like a "morthian morblick!" Slade snorted through the pain, the princess truly a match for his torture as he tugged her hair to lie beneath him. Yet she twisted her long legs and kicked him in the groin before head-butting the bastard with a smirk. Even dazed, Slade managed to trip her, as the foundation of Dick's mattress shattered, while all three screamed in a bed of splinters – even as Kori and Slade had redirected their blows into pure flapping motions out and towards the kitchen as Dick finally had lost it.

The pot in Slade's hand and a spatula, with Kori clinging to a sharp cleaver and the toaster still on its plug…

"Stop…. BOTH OF YOU!!"

He screamed, causing his two lovers to finally pant their ragged last breaths. Both growling as Kori's nature was at her worst, while Slade's jealous streak was unbound.

Dick stepped forth, seeing a few things wrong….wait…

"Slade. You were spying on me. What did you hear earlier."

Slade huffed and slapped the spatula back down onto the counter with a loud clap. "Your alien bitch was talking about you giving me the boot. She's the one who needs a good kick in the –

" Excuse the me??" Starfire scoffed with fire flooding her jaw, the blindfold burned by her green – near lit eye sockets.

"Star…Slade…you both fucked up."

The two gave the hero a painfully peeved set of looks. "What the hell are you trying at, boy? She's –

"No, you are Mine!" Kori snarled at the man, readying her cleaver.

"You two…." Dick suddenly chuckled, seeing just what had gone on here.

"You….Slade…we didn't go out or have sex! She was going to Join us! You doof!"

Dick held his stomach, completely hysterical as none of this left a good taste behind in either's sticky mouths (I know, it's smut.)

"Was…..now I wish you had not even tried to." Kori crossed her arms with a huff in midair.

"Agreed, I'd just get more hound slobber all over my dignity –

" RAa! –

"Stop! You don't get it!"

Slade and Star were this close to starting a new big bang in Dick's tiny kitchen, yet both waited for Nightwing's final statement.

"GET WHAT." Both eyed the officer angrily.

"That you want to have sex with me, be here even if you hate each other." Dick smugly crossed over to the fridge and grabbed a few beers. "Let's order take out and discuss this like real adults. Ok –

"But –

"No BUTS." Tutted the man as he dialed for their favorite Thai place that also, delivered.

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A few days later, Starfire had taken the liberty of agreeing out of her love and fear of what Slade might do to Dick in her absence, to their three – scale love and let live "project." Starfire was back on a photo shoot out in Metropolis, while Slade was on a contract for a few days a few cities over - and Dick had the whole apartment to himself… finally.

"Ah, well…at least they didn't destroy my kitchen… or my walls." He shuddered at the image, then sat down to turn on his TV…

From the corner of his eye however, right by the window, the latch was being pulled up.

By the door, a key jutted in the lock.

Turning.

Dick sighed and rolled his head back into the sofa.

" How did work go?" He lilted over to the two trespassers.

" Fine." Both had such timing as to reply all at once.

Kori; in long tan trench and rather tall heels, Slade in his ikon armor, the thinnest kind he owned for easy access.

"I'm not going to have to ask why you didn't both call then?"

Slade answered the question rather smugly, his competition still his number one nemesis in the bedroom.

"We thought we'd get you more up to speed, and the man died of a heart attack earlier than expected."

"You kill those that call you anything less than vile? Impressive, mercenary." Starfire huffed. "I do not know what my beloved sees in this metal – hearted beast head of yours."

"What about you, a dumb, fixated feline with a potty mouth?" Slade chuckled, making Kori throw dagger - eyes his way.

Dick muttered under his breath quickly. "There is no way to….reschedule this –

"NO." Both said in unison as Dick bit his lip, ducking his head lower, to think.

Slade was busy leaning over the back of the sofa, his breathing more a dragon's hot aphrodisiac than a set of jaws to devour his prey. Kori gracefully had balanced her long legs to bring Dick's chin up to look at her with one foot extended as she sat mid air atop the sofa. Her toes peeking out to tickle his shaven chin.

"Shall we try again, my beloved?" She cooed the question as Slade's face at his other side made the hero shiver.

"She may have her petty, upper body strength, yet we'll test out if she can bend as far back for you as I have, little blue bird. So, shall we, then?"

Both were wanting him, and Dick…

God, he had to try – but god damn! Then he'd be their chew toy! Who ever thought that Deathstroke and Starfire would team up TO claim Dick Grayson in his own bed??

Dick mustered up a few words, the only words that would give him enough time to prepare.

This, was goanna sting either way.

"Just, let me have five more minutes….please." He put a hand to his own face and tilted it back, exhausted with always playing the referee on "Team Nightwing."

"Five….more, minutes…. thanks…"

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