As the camera fades into color, it zooms to the hotel, where Florence, The PumpKingKing, and the finalists suddenly appear*
Sad Sponge: Ooh, this place is snazzy.
Knuckles: It does have quite a pleasing aesthetic.
Doofenshmirtz: It does look nice, but I still wish I was home. It would be very nice to invent some things again...
PumpKingKing: Oh please, like you invent anything worthwhile that doesn't explode at the end of the episode.
Doofenshmirtz: What-?
Florence: Now now, before we begin with the season 2 cast, let's show the accommodations! We are in the lobby, but for the purpose of the hotel theme, the door now leads to an infinite white void. Also with no gravity. I uh, would not advise going out there if you wish to stay alive.
they walk through the hall, reaching a big room with tiles*
Florence: This is the kitchen! Our chef will be cooking you all up some delicious meals, whenever you need them! However, he does need to sleep eventually, so go easy on him okay? Say hello!
Xavier: Yeah yeah, hello I guess. Oh hey, it's Doofenshmirtz! That's pretty cool.
Doofenshmirtz: Erm, hi.
Florence: Going upstairs, these are your bedrooms! You'll notice there's a huge hallway, with about 50 bedrooms! The previously eliminated contestants already know there used to be fewer, but we expanded it, just for this season!
PumpKingKing: Yeah, so uh, don't be idiots! Your bedroom shall have an icon of sorts on it with your image, and you will have custom keys to your specific bedrooms.
Florence: There will also be room service, for if you need anything, in the form of these two lads!
PumpKingKing: Trust me, they'll do *anything* you ask... Oh, and I think the female one is of age, so-
Florence: I would prefer not to have sex work done in my hotel, thank you very much!
PumpKingKing: Aw, you ruin all my fun!
Sad Sponge: Well this is awkward...
Florence: Anyways, these two nice fellows are ready for anything! One of them is more for cleaning, but still, they both will do whatever you need! I, don't know why the one is wearing a maid outfit, but, sure I guess?
PumpKingKing: Oh yeah, by the way, cursing won't be censored this season because fuck that.
Florence: Wow, I'm surprised it took *that long* for you to curse in this episode. Truly outstanding.
Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, let me test this out for a moment. Hello, room service?
Remy: I'm right here. What will you need sir?
Doofenshmirtz: Can you get me some uhh... Scrap metal?
Remy: I'm afraid not, would you like something like a lemonade?
Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, that does sound good. Sure!
Remy: Alright then, I'll be back with your order.
he walks past the other person dressed in the normal uniform*
Remy: Oh, and fuck you, Ally.
Ally: Nah, you wouldn't. You're just pissed that I made you wear the maid outfit. :3
Remy: Oh, hell yes I am.
he flips her off as he walks to the kitchen*
Florence: Well, now I understand why he was in the dress.
PumpKingKing: Next, my personal favorite place, the bar! We have to go downstairs for this one. It's hosted by a nice 21 year old, who may not be as feminine as his name makes him sound. Well, his display name anyway.
Lizzy: What are you on about? I own you. Remember?
PumpKingKing: Eek! Um, right.
Florence: What-?
PumpKingKing: Okay, out of the bar! Other less notable places in this hotel include, the playground, the eatery which is NOT the same as the kitchen, the back door that also leads to the void, this time a black one, and the balcony, where you can look over the lobby. So yeah, I'm done for a minute. Dick, take over.
Florence: Stop calling me that this instant!
PumpKingKing: Heh, you forget who you're talking to.
Florence: Now then, we're going to begin the season 2 reveals!
The PumpKingKing snaps his fingers, and alarms go off, summoning the eliminated contestants out in the lobby*
Elon Musk: Ugh, what is that annoying sound? I must find and exterminate the source this instant.
Lucifer: What's going on- *gasp* Sponge! It's you! Oh my God, it's been so long!
Sad Sponge: Hey Lucifer.
Lucifer: Wait, if there's... 21 of us here, what's the deal with you three? Who won???
Sad Sponge: I did, I won the show! At long last.
Lucifer: What?!?! That's incredible! I'm so proud of you!
Florence: Enough of the sloppy reunions, let's get to the returning contestants for season 2!
The list is displayed on a screen, showing the people getting in and not getting in, and mixed cheers and boos are heard*
Returning:
Adam
Charlie
Codsworth
Donkey Kong
Doofenshmirtz
Elon Musk
Lucifer
Mike
Molly
Peter Griffin
Sad Sponge
Star-Lord
Not Competing:
Cuphead
Four Matter
Gigachad
Jax
Knuckles
Mafiso Eduardo
Megamind
RDJ
Rosalina
Scolipede
Yellow Imposter*
Elon Musk: Ugh, looks like I will be dragged into yet another shitpost.
Jax: Eh, not like I cared enough in order to want to compete anyway.
Knuckles: I... see that I was not included. I understand. I am glad that the majority of the players I respect have made it, however. I wish you all the greatest of luck and tidings.
Charlie: I still don't exactly understand what "competing" even is, but I'm eager to try I suppose!
Codsworth: Ahh, it is my time to shine in the limelight! It's about time to show you all what an old robot can do!
Florence: Okay, enough chatter! It is almost time for the others! The viewer-suggested characters! PKK, anything you want to say before we begin?
PumpKingKing: Nah, go ahead.
Florence: Alright then. Now, should we go in alphabetical order, or random? I know how to resolve this! Wheel, do your thing!
The wheel spins around and around, finally landing on...*
Alphabetical.*
Florence: Before we do this, the failed returnees have got to go! They will be banished to the basement!
whoosh*
Florence: Alright then. As a very anticlimactic first reveal, please welcome An Average White CIS Straight Man!
An Average White CIS Straight Man: Hello everyone.
Mike: Oh, this shit already seems great...
Florence: What, you don't like that one? Next up then, Dan Pro!
Dan Pro: Okay guys, so you're gonna want to build a house on night one. After you survive the night, you should go mining, and collect as much iron and coal as possible. You also need to-
Adam: So you're telling me that this fucker is just gonna give us Minecraft tutorials the whole time?
Florence: No, he also gives coin advice, and other cryptocurrency advice! Although, I wouldn't take it if I were you...
Dan Pro: Invest in our pyramid scheme. Invest in our pyramid scheme. Invest in our pyramid scheme.
Florence: Next up, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the viewers wanted Death back, and they got him.
he teleports Death from the basement back to the lobby*
Death: Hmph, I knew they couldn't go long without me...
Adam: Yeah yeah, enough with your fucking cocky ass. Nobody forgot what you did in season 1. It WILL come back to bite you.
Star-Lord: You know, it gets really annoying being in a place where people are assholes to each other for no real reason. It does remind me of home, but still.
Florence: Next, Doctor Reflex!
Doctor Reflex: Hey there! You look like you need a checkup!
Mike: Get the fuck away from me.
Florence: Okay then, now, this next one is a bit of a conundrum. So I think I'll just shrink him down, to a fraction of his original size. Please welcome Godzilla to the scene.
A mini Godzilla, only about 4 feet tall appears*
Donkey Kong: Huh. Well that was anticlimactic.
The small Godzilla roars, and begins chasing Mike for food*
Mike: This little shit is trying to eat me!
Adam: Figure it out your damn self.
Lucifer: I got this!
Florence: For some reason, they wanted Gregory to be in the show. Now, I'm going to go a little bit faster, as I don't want the reveals taking all day.
Gregory: What happened? Whoa, this place is so strange...
Florence: Next up, the son of Spider-Man! James Parker!
James: Wha- Where am I?!?! What's going on???
Florence: Calm down, you're in good hands! Now, time for Karen from Another Fan Series!
Karen: Do you know what you've done?!?! When I get home, I'm going to sue you out of your mind! Your little show will be cancelled, and you will have prison time! This is kidnapping, among other things!
Florence: I do not care. Anyways, it's time for the psychopathic crown, Michael from the show Battle For Aspiration!
Michael: Heh, looks like I found myself in another one of these "competitions". This should be easy.
Mike: So self centered.
Florence: Next up, we have Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Wha- What happened to the Krusty Krab? And where's all me money? And SpongeBob? Oh look, there's SpongeBob!
Sad Sponge: Mr. Krabs? No, you can't be my Mr. Krabs. You must be an alternate reality Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, you seem a bit sad. The SpongeBob I know almost never got sad. Except that one time.
Florence: Next, Mr. SYS? That's an odd pick.
Mr. SYS: Hello players. We will be unbeatable together!
Florence: I doubt it. Now, we get to Pinkie Pie-
Pinkie: SURPRISE! Haha, I bet you weren't expecting that one, huh?
Florence: I didn't even teleport her here! She just... Up and did it on her own.
PumpKingKing: Yeah, that's a neat quality she has, so keep an eye on her.
Pinkie: I bet we're all gonna be such good friends! Now, let's throw a massive party!!!
Lucifer: I like this pony already!
Adam: You're the type of guy to actually like that show...
Florence: Next, Scout!
Scout: Holy crap! Where am I?
Florence: Hello! You get to compete in season 2 of WOLF! I know you, and also know that you're a veteran to the viewer voting genre! I recovered you from death, after that lousy host didn't back in WPFPVV3!
Scout: What year is it? Jesus Christ...
Florence: You were dead for about 2 years and 3 months.
Scout: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Florence: Yes yes, go through your crisis later, the queue is filling. Now we have, Springtrap...? Why did they add a child murderer into this game...
Springtrap: ...
Florence: Okay, um, Thanos, is next. A child murderer, and genocidal.
Thanos: Very, very peculiar indeed.
Star-Lord: Not this asshole!
Florence: The Lorax!
The Lorax: What? Hey, why aren't there any trees here? This is rubbing off horribly already!
Florence: Vanessa from Security Breach, one of the most simped over characters in her community.
Vanessa: Ugh, I am *so* gonna get fired...
Florence: And last but not least, who is definitely my favorite in this category, Wario.
Wario: Wahhh!
Florence: We still have a whole other category to go through, so stay with us.
Florence: Let's speedrun through the other characters, picked by myself. First, this alien cat! It's a green cat. That's about it.
Alien Cat: ℍ ℇℇ?
Florence: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
snaps to the right*
Florence: Next up, some of you may know him, it's Angel Dust!
Charlie's eyes widen at the mention of Angel, and practically turn into stars*
Charlie: ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!
She runs up and gives him a hug*
Angel Dust: Yeah, yeah. Cool it, hon. I gotta ask though, what is this place? I see a couple familiar faces, like you, your dad, and... Adam.
Charlie: This is some sort of hotel! It's like mine, but, different.
Angel: Well, this place clearly ain't for rehab.
Florence: You're taking up too much time! Now, it's time for Bender!
Bender: What the hell? Aw, I didn't bring any beer with me... Well, I'm doomed.
Florence: Bubble, from the Digital Circus!
Bubble: Wow! This is so fun!
Florence: Okay... Cherri Bomb time!
Angel: No fuckin' way...
Cherri: Wassup, nerds!
Angel: Yup, that's her.
Charlie: Oh my God!!!!!!!!!
Florence: Don't get all excited, there aren't any more of you coming. It's just the... the five of you. Next, Fries!
Fries: Wha-... I knew taking that trip beyond Yoyleland was a bad idea!
Florence: Kinger!
Kinger: What? Did somebody call me?
Florence: Kronk!
Kronk: Wow, this is a... questionable, menagerie you have going on here.
Florence: Lollipop!
Lollipop: Fries, why did you even go beyond Yoyleland anyway?
Fries: I don't know, okay?
Florence: Mr. Mackey!
Mr. Mackey: This show better be nice to a teacher like me, mkay? It's hard doing what I do, mkay? You should know that by now, mkay?
Florence: Nick Valentine!
Nick Valentine: Whoa. Not the weirdest group I've seen in terms of looks, but this takes the cake for individuals that are actually able to speak.
Florence: Nonexisty!
Florence: Philip J. Fry!
Fry: Whoa! It's like cryostasis again, but weirder!
Bender: Fry, you idiot, this is nothing like cryostasis!
Fry: Oh, hey Bender.
Florence: Spinel!
Spinel: Well then, let's look at this ragtag team of misfits. I see, a talking pony, a robot, another robot, a crown...
Florence: Squidward!
Squidward: Better than work, I suppose...
Florence: Valentino!
Valentino: Ooh, I do say, this does look like a place that knows how to pamper a four legged creature like myself.
Florence: Zoidberg!
Zoidberg: Yay, friends! Hello, robot! And human! And... all of you... other people.
...
he screeches and scuttles away*
Florence: And lastly, Zooble!
Zooble: Great, an adventure NOT caused by Caine. Like this will be any fun...
Florence: Alright then, get ready for the team leader deciding challenge! You all will play Spleef, where the ground dissolves under you, and you must fight to be the last one standing! The last six people to stay afloat will be the team captains!
he teleports them to an arena, and they get ready to fight*
3, 2, 1, GO!*
Adam instantly gets to work, knocking a few people over, being Alien Cat, Bubble (by popping it), Mr. Mackey, Zooble, Dan Pro, and Molly*
Gregory: You wouldn't knock down a kid, would you?
Adam: Hell yeah I would!
Lucifer pushes him just in time, saving Gregory*
Lucifer: I got you, kid!
Gregory: Gee, THANKS!
He shoves Lucifer off of the edge*
Lucifer: What the hell???
Florence: Well that's a lot of people already disqualified.
More and more people get knocked over, until there are only 20 remaining*
Angel Dust
Bender
Cherri Bomb
Lollipop
Nonexisty
Philip J. Fry
Spinel
Zoidberg
An Average White CIS Straight Man
Death
Michael
Mr. Krabs
Pinkie Pie
Scout
Thanos
Charlie
Codsworth
Mike
Peter Griffin
Sad Sponge*
Peter Griffin: Boy, this game of Spleef is crazier than the time I met Billie Eilish during the music video of Lovely!
--
(Isn't it lovely, all alone? Heart made of glass and mind of stone-)
Peter Griffin: Hehehehe, I'm drowning. Holy crap, somebody help! AGGGHHHHAHHHHHGHGHHH-
--
Sad Sponge: I'm sorry guys, but you got to do what you got to do.
He lunges at Mike, An Average White CIS Straight Man, and Michael, knocking down the first two*
Michael: Grrr-
He rips Sad Sponge apart with his bare hands*
Michael: That's what you get for attempting to beat me. Nobody can.
Bender: Oh, hey Zoidberg!
Zoidberg: Well hello, robot-! AAGH!
Bender throws him off of the platform*
Fry: Well jeez Bender, why did you do that? I was hoping to team up with him, Zoidberg is our friend!
Bender: Yeah, well, shut up!
He tosses Fry off of the platform as well*
Fry: AAAHHHGHHHHHHH-
Lollipop: Is Nonexisty even still here anymore? It's hard to tell with his... non-existence.
Nonexisty picks up Lollipop and Thanos, and jumps into the water with them*
Mr. Krabs: Pfft, I've barely even broken a sweat this whole event!
Death: Maybe you'll break a sweat when I pull out these...
He takes out his sickles and begins a charge*
Mr. Krabs: You think I'm scared of some sickles? I have a counter right here!
They begin a sword duel, sickles versus claws, until Mr. Krabs comes out on top*
Death: Nicely done...
splash*
Florence: Only 5 more disqualifications until the final 6!
Pinkie Pie: Hi there! Would you like a cupcake?
Scout: NO! I've already had more than enough of dealing with you ponies! I've dealt with 5 of you, and now 6! Get away from me!
He shoves Pinkie Pie off of the platform, when he stumbles and falls himself*
Scout: Shit!!!
Angel: Hey guys, what say we target that guy over there?
He points at Spinel*
Cherri: First, that's a woman, second, I'm fucking down.
Charlie: Sure, I guess?
They walk up to Spinel, who starts speaking to them*
Spinel: Well well well, what are you beauties here for? Just to knock me off of this platform like everyone else? Hmm?
Cherri: Yeah, exactly that!
Angel: This doesn't have to get violent, just jump off now.
Spinel: Oh, you'd like that now wouldn't you?
She launches an attack, knocking Charlie completely off of the platform*
Angel: Damn it!
Cherri: I got this!
Cherri sends an attack, paired with a bomb at her, but she parries it and sends it to Angel, who flies off of the platform*
Codsworth: I am here to help, madam!
He uses his saw to chop into Spinel's gem, causing her to turn back into gem form, which she throws into the water*
Cherri: Now that was helpful! Thanks a lot, chap!
Codsworth: You're very welcome, mum.
Florence: And now we have our team leaders! Now stay tuned, the teams will be decided on July 1st! Cheerio!