Woda woke up at 2:30 am. He may be tired, but he feels ready for today, especially after yesterday's unpleasant evening, and night.

"Better early than ever." Woda said to himself. He decided to walk out of his dorm, despite the lights out period.

He walked down the hallway. It was dark and silent, but that was nothing new for Woda. The dark didn't scare him. But even with the darkness, he could still see, just enough. A dorm room was oddly numbered 3F. "That's a hex number, not an actual number." He thought to himself. He decided to knock on the door.

"Who's knocking?" A male voice said.

"Uhhh... Woda..." Woda said nervously.

"Hold on, lemme just..." The voice said as they opened the door. "Oh, you must be W-"

"Yeah, that's me, Woda." He responded. "Also, why do you look like a racoon?"

"The name's Sly. Sly Cooper." Sly responded. "And I'm a raccoon."

"A- A RACOON?!" Woda was shocked, as the last time he saw a raccoon, it was just an ordinary animal.

"And I gotta say... you, chunky little bear, are funny." Sly pushed down on Woda's nose like a coil. "But you're lucky I'm in a good mood."

"Hey! I'm not fat! I'm just... well-fed." Woda argued back.

"Whatever you say, chunky bear." Sly chuckled. "You look just like Steve."

"From Minecraft? If so, I guess you're right. I am blocky..." Woda obliged. "With the exception of my head and ears. They're literal spheres."

"I see that." Sly looked at him.

"And also, what does a raccoon like you do here?" Woda questioned him.

"You know... I'm an animal, and so are you." Sly pointed out. "Who do you think my roommate is?"

"A frog."

"Not quite..." Sly said. "It's a turtle."

"So, your roommate is a reptile..."

"No, not a reptile, either." Sly said. "Try again."

"I dunno." Woda started to get unsettled.

"Don't worry. My love interest... oooooh."

"Hey!" Woda snapped Sly out of it after getting a little offtrack. Sly shook his head.

"Oh, uh, yeah. Her name is Carmelita Fox." Sly said, "And she is a literal fox."

"Lemme guess, her parents want her to be an Interpol agent?" Woda made a lucky guess.

"Yeah, but how am I going to show my affections when I'm... a thief?"

"I dunno, you can probably steal some jewelry and give it to her." Woda suggested.

"Nah, I'm not gonna go that far. I only steal from other thieves." Sly responded. "But thank you for the suggestion."

"Trust me, I can help you!" Woda exclaimed.

Sly smirked. He wanted to show how affectionate he was for Carmelita. "Okay. Tell me."

Woda grinned. "Only if you do me a favor..."