[A blurry image of King is shown, with a YouTube comment overlapping it. The comment reads "Please do a short on King from The Owl House! It would be cute!"]
Creepy Dave: Today's best favorite number one animal are called Titannus [pronounced "tee-TAN-us"]…
[Cut to a clip of King struggling to climb up a slide, as seen in the episode "Escape of the Palisman".]
Creepy Dave: …or, if we're being less scientific, skull dorgs.
[Cut to a white screen displaying King at the top and a real life pug at the bottom; both are separated by a horizontal bar.]
Creepy Dave: Skull dorgs are roughly the size of pergs, at least…
[Cut to baby King appearing behind a rock statue of his own design and wagging his tail, as seen in "Echoes of the Past".]
Creepy Dave: … when they're standing on all fours.
[Cut to King struggling to get a ducky sock off this snout and then tearing it to shreds, as seen in "The Intruder".]
Creepy Dave: Now, is very hard to determine just what kind of breed skull dorg is descended from, but if we take educated guess, he could be half wolf and half basket hoond.
[Cut to King in the kitchen of the Owl House, standing in a begging position.]
Creepy Dave: Gaze upon the grey fur, the poofy-poofy tail, the tiny feets, the long snout.
[Cut to King in a neighborhood, walking and keeping his nose to the ground. His eyes narrow in concentration.]
Creepy Dave: This last feature is most useful when sniffing out the scum of the earth. Better watch out, Professor Moriarty.
[Cut to a close-up of King eating from a dog bowl.]
Creepy Dave: Skull dorg's head is mostly exoskeleton. Instead of ears, it come with two noggin horns.
[Cut to King charging in a meadow, causing flowers to scatter in his path.]
Creepy Dave: These help protect him while butting heads with other skull dorgs.
[Cut to King lying in a doggy bed, tears forming in his eyes.]
Creepy Dave: Aw, what's wrong? Did you but your head so hard your horn fell off? Don't worry; we put it right back.
[Cut to King climbing up on Luz and onto her head, as seen in "Really Small Problems".]
Creepy Dave: Whenever he's not tracking down criminals, he make very good hat…
[Cut to King asleep in a baby carrier, as seen in "Hooty's Moving Hassle".]
Creepy Dave: …or backpack. Hey! You're supposed to be in the back, not the front! Are you listening? I'm talking to… Oh, wait. Never mind. He zonked. That's why it's best animal. Okay…
[Cut to the black screen.]
Creepy Dave: …bye.
[Cut to a snapshot of miscellaneous Creepy Dave merchandise in a white background.]
Creepy Dave: This is Creepy Dave Animal Show, okay.