opening by neostardustdragon101
(Play one day from one piece )
The Fairy Tail flag waved in the wind over a clear blue sky, Naruto was laying on the Guild Hall's roof.
Ameagari no sora wo aogu tabi
Nakimushi datta koro no boku wo omou
Dareka no senaka wo
Gamushara ni oikaketa
Naruto walks through the destroyed remains of his home village with somber expression. Natsu held up his hand summoning flames around his fist. Gray stood sat in a rock watching the sun set, Erza was practicing her sword swings, Lucy worked on her novel with pictures of her friends littering her wall. Bisca sat in bed polishing her gun, Mirajane smiled handing her guild mates some drinks. Cana snored with dozens of beer bottles on the floor.
Tsuyoku naritai" tte
ima wa kaze ni kieta "Arigatou"
Boku wa tsuyoku nareteiru no kana?
Naruto continued walking when something soon caught his eyes before he started to run.
Kotae wa mada dasou ni nai kara sa
Yappari mada
Aruiteiku yo
Markorov stood in front of the guild hall with the rest of Fairy Tail proudly standing ready to defend their home. Markorov expanded in size his eyes glowing yellow as he threw a puch. Natsu jumped into the air his fists ingnited as he throws punches then unleashing a stream of fire. Gray brought his hands together creating ice-make swords swinging them around creating blizzard winds. Erza shifted from through her various armors Flame Empress, Purgatory, Heaven Wheel then finally Clear Heart. Lucy holds up a celestial spirit key summoning up her spirits.
saa yukou
Tachidomaru koto naku
Nagareru toki ni makenai you ni
Mavis looked off into the distance with a sad expression, Zeref smirked as darkness surrounded him.
Nando mo tachimukai tsuzukeyou
Taisetsu na mono ushinai takunai kara
Cana tossed away several of her cards, Bisca took aim before firing off a shot, Mirajane clenched her as she let out a scream and purple flames covered her body within them piercing red eyes shined.
boku no naka ni nagareru koe wa
Zutto zutto boku wo sasaeteru
Jose laughed as he held out his arms revealing the entire phantom lords guild, Gajeel's body turned metallic as grinned throwing a punch, Juvia gave a sad frown as rain fell over her.
ITAZURA na ame ga jama suru kedo
Nigedasenai kara
Oh
Jellal smirked standing across from Erza who's hand moved to her right eye, heavens tower appearing behind her emitting a sinister aura.
saa yukou
Tachidomaru koto naku
Nagareru toki ni makenai you ni
Naruto thought back to his memories of his home, his mother pushing him on the swing set, reading medical books, visiting Akane and his father at the hospital
Nando mo tachimukai tsuzukeyou
Taisetsu na mono ushinai takunai kara
Shinjita sono saki e to...
As Naruto ran he was soon joined by Natsu, Gray, Lucy, and Ezra on his right, Cana, Bisca, and Mira on his left they all smiled brightly as they ran off towards the sun shining bright in the sky arriving at Magnolia where their family was waiting for them
(Clover Town)
The large team of wizards drove to the Guild Master conference hall after Natsu defeated Erigor. The dark mage ace of his guild was captured and still unconscious in the back of the magic vehicle as Naruto and his team stood by watching his body
"So it's finally over right?" Lucy asked with a smile
"For the most part. We still have to turn in Lullaby to the masters" Erza said as she had the three eyed skull in her possession and wanted to make sure it was given to the proper authorities
"Still say you should let me smash it- gah! Cut the crap!" Natsu was grumbling as he was dealing with his motion sickness before Naruto smacked him in the back of his head with the sheath of his Odachi.
"We're not needlessly attacking that thing any damage could release the demon inhabiting it. Better for it to go to the magic council so they can fuck it up with their bs experimentation." Naruto told the fire dragon slayer
"Show some Respect to the magic council. They are in charge for a reason" Erza warned Naruto as she glared at him
"Yeah pretty sure that's because of political connection and leg spreading for some rich assholes in power. I don't have any respect For those fools. Especially Siegrein or Ultear. The only one I can even stand is Yajima" Naruto said scoffing at Erza
"... Ultear? Why does that name sound familiar" Gray muttered as the name sounded familiar
"Don't think too hard considering you have more pressing issues. Like your missing pants" Flare said flatly pointing to Gray's missing pants
"Goddammit!" The ice mage grumbled as he went to go find his pants
"So turn the flute and Erigor over to the Guild masters so they can give them over to the council right?" Levy asked Naruto
"Yup. Easier Transition that way and less paperwork for us to deal with." Naruto said as the paperwork was better left for Makarov
As the vehicle pulled up to the guild masters conference building the large group looked to see Makarov outside the building….. reading sorcerer Weekly
"Ah Mira is such a beauty in that white bikini. Naruto is a lucky bastard" Makraov giggled perversely as his eyes roamed the swimsuit magazine
"... I thought Mira burned all your copies old man" Naruto said flatly as he dropped Erigor at his feet
"Gah! Don't do that! and don't judge me damn it! I'm only human!" Makarov yelled before realizing who was in front of him "wait I thought you all went on an emergency mission according to Mira. What are you doing here? Oh god?! Did you all destroy a city?! 3 cities?! Do I need the fake passports to leave Fiore?!" Makarov yelled
"... you have fake passports?" Bisca asked with a raised eyebrow as everyone joined in front of Makarov
"... nooooooo. Why would you think that?" Makarov said with a nervous chuckle
"Master, we have completed our mission and detained Eisenwald. They had planned to murder you and the other guildmasters using this" Erza said as she presented Lullaby to Makarov
"Is that a three eyed flute?" A guildmaster asked as a crowd of them came out after hearing Makarov's earlier screaming
"Looks like it" one of the guildmasters with sunglasses and a spiked hat said. This was Warcry. Guildmaster of Quatro Cerberus
"Oh my and you strapping lads helped stop such an evil thing from happening?" A bald man in a purple dress and red lipstick said eyeing Natsu and Grey with a wink making the two step back a bit freaked out
"Easy Master Bob. The pink haired one is married. The black haired one doesn't swing that way either" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Ah Naruto you still hunting down dark guilds? I told you to enjoy life more" The now named Bob said with a chuckle
"I live my life how I want. I enjoy what I want and crushing dark mages alongside my ladies is more than enough enjoyment" Naruto said with a smirk
"We make him take breaks master Bob" Levy said with a smile and a nod at the blue Pegasus guild master
"Good! Oh! By the way Jenny wanted me to give you a message if I saw you again" Bob said as he pulled out a paper from his dress
"A message from Jenny? Alright I'll bite" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow
"Who's Jenny?" Lucy asked levy curiously
"Rival of Mirajane's from blue Pegasus. She's a model too. You've probably seen her before. Jenny Realight" Cana answered instead of Levy as she took a swig of beer
"Yeah she's also um" Levy started to say nervously
"She's leader of Naruto's fan club consisting of mages from other guilds" Bisca said with a smirk
"He has that many fans?" Lucy asked surprised
"She's not the leader of my fanclub. She's just a mage I happened to cross paths with on several occasions when working with Blue Pegasus on several joint hunts" Naruto said taking the paper
"She stalks you and stole your underwear from our house" Flare said flatly
"Oh I remember that! Mirajane attacked her for that and trashed the town!" Natsu yelled with a laugh
"Yeah yeah laugh it up pinky. But I know Jenny she wouldn't have a message for me unless it was super importa-" Naruto was saying as he opened the paper before his eyes widened and his nose bled at what was written on the pages
Cana looked over Naruto's shoulder and snorted at what she was reading "wow and I thought Bisca and I were kinky" Cana grinned
"I believe you're overreacting Cana. I'm sure it's not that depraved" Erza said as she walked over and read the letter as well before her face went nuclear red "Such an indecent woman!" Erza yelled turning away from them
"... Juvia will need to have a word with this Jenny love rival" Juvia said with a crazed smile at the attached picture which was of Jenny in a skimpy blue and white Bikini and a lot of words on what she wanted Naruto to do with her body.
"I have had enough of this!" a dark voice yelled coming from the flute in Makarov's hands
"Huh?" Makarov asked as the eyes of the three eyed skull flute suddenly started to glow red and smoke started to pour out of it's mouth as a large demonic figure started to appear made entirely of wood. The true form of Lullaby had been unleashed
"I'm tired of waiting! So many wizard souls to make my next meal! I will feast on you all!" Lullaby yelled making Naruto and the rest of the group snap out of their embarrassed states
"Oh so this is the demon of Zeref huh? Gotta say not really that impressed" Naruto said boredly as he pocketed the note from Jenny
"You dare insult a superior being like myself boy?! I am a demon of Zeref! I am your better in every way!" Lullaby yelled as he floated in the air above them all
"You were made by a dark mage as an experiment. Considering how many infinitely stronger creatures Zeref made I'm pretty sure you're like a D on the importance scale. Let me guess you were one of his original experiments and got tossed aside? Or were you created later using leftover energy just cause he needed an outlet?" Naruto asked unafraid
"GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'LL FEAST ON YOUR SOULS!!!!" Lullaby yelled as he transformed and grew to a giant size with arm and legs towering over them all
"You'll die trying Room!" Naruto Yelled as a Large dome appeared around Lullaby as Naruto drew his blade and cut a chunk of the wooden demon off at his shoulder
"Gah! What magic is this?!" Lullaby asked before a gunshot sounded as a magic blast slammed into his knee while his chest was pounded with several cards, water, Hair and script magic attacks thrown by Bisca, Cana, Juvia, Flare, and Levy
"Nice shot girls!" Naruto yelled as he sent another slash at the demon taking another chunk of wood off the Demon
"Requip!" Erza yelled as she dashed at the demon with her heaven's wheel armor before she attacked with her swords
"You're getting involved too Scarlet? I thought you'd be gorging on Cake While we dealt with this thing" Naruto said with a teasing tone as Erza landed next to him after slashing Lullaby
"Shut up and fight you fool" Erza told him firmly as she sent another slash at the demon
"Fuck that's hot" Naruto grumbled under his breath before Natsu leapt into the air and kicked the demon in the face while several ice attacks pelted down at the demons body thanks to Gray
"You ain't keeping me out of this fight guys! I'm getting fired up!" Natsu yelled with a grin as he landed next to Naruto and Erza. Lullaby in a rage opened his mouth and sent blasts of magic energy at the Guild Masters which Gray blocked With an ice shield
"nice one Gray" Naruto chuckled before seeing the demon rear back with a fist towards him and Erza "Room!" Naruto yelled making a dome on the demon's arm appear before slashing and taking the arm clean off
"He cut off it's arm with one strike!" Lucy yelled in shock as she and Happy watched the group dismantle Lullaby effortlessly
"Those kids of yours are pretty strong Makarov" Bob said with a grin at this
"You will all die for this! Behold my song of death!" Lullaby yelled as he breathed in preparing to release his deathly wails. Only for an inconsistent sound to play that did nothing "what?! My melody of death?!"
"If it makes you feel better my ears are bleeding" Naruto said with a smirk at this
"But how wait- they put so many holes in the demon it can't use it's melody of death!" Lucy yelled wide eyed at this
"you will suffer for this!" Lullaby roared
"Not today, let's finish this" Naruto said as he readied another room and leapt at the demon
"Die you little bastard!" Lullaby yelled as he used his remaining arm to try and crush Naruto with a punch only to see Naruto smirk
"Ready Natsu?!" Naruto yelled as he looked at his fellow guild member
"Bring it!" Natsu yelled as his hands lit up with flames
"shambles!" Naruto yelled as he and Natsu switched places. The wooden demon's arm now launched towards the fire dragon slayer who met the punch with his own flaming fist. Incinerating the demon's arm
"No! I can't be beaten like this!" Lullaby yelled before he heard a loud click from below as Naruto was leaning against the demon's leg
Suddenly Lullaby's body split in half vertically along with the entire mountain range behind him and the guild masters meeting hall.
"Such power" A guild master said wide eyed at what Naruro did
"I didn't even see him move" Warcry said his widened eyes hidden behind his sunglasses
"Let this be a lesson as you head to hell with the rest of your kind. Don't fuck with Fairy Tail" Naruto said as he walked away from the crumbling demon
"Wonderful display master!" Juvia said with a smile
"Think you overdid it hun" Bisca said looking at the destruction
"Eh I should've held back more I suppose" Naruto shrugged
"You brat! Your worse than Natsu!" Makarov yelled out his face turning red from his Fury
"...you know I'm The one person in The guild who pays off the damage I cause right?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow
"It will take you forever to pay this off you reckless idiot! And don't get smart with me! I can still ban ramen from the guild hall like when you were a kid!" Makarov yelled
"Gah! Do you want my heart too old man?! You will find it on the bottom of your shoes!" Naruto yelled as he prepared a room to remove his own heart
Before Erza slammed her armored fist into the back of his head stopping him "dammit I was joking Red!" Naruto yelled as he held his head in pain
"We should probably go before they try to arrest us" Levy said flatly as she noticed the angered looks of the guildmasters
"How much would this cost to fix?" Naruto asked
"I'd estimate with the mountains included 1.5 billion jewels minimum master" Flare said as she quickly did the math
"I see... cheese it!" Naruto yelled as he started to run away along with the others
"Forgive us, master we have made you lose face." Erza yelled as they all ran away
"Well they'll probably never invite me back at least" Makarov yelled as they all ran from the mob of guild masters and got in the magic vehicle to flee
(Magnolia. Days later)
"Can't believe they confiscated the bounty on that Prick for the damages" Naruto grumbled as he sat at the bar with his team
"At least you still have money! I needed that to make rent!" Lucy whined as she laid her head on the bar and cried
"... you Know You could just stay with us right? We have extra room" Cana pointed out
"Oh sure and add to my therapy" Lucy grumbled under her breath
"hey we're not that bad" Bisca grunted out
"So I didn't wake up with Juvia watching me while I slept?" Lucy asked raising a eyebrow at this
"…..Juvia dear I told you to pull back on the crazy your at a 11 pull back to a 6" Naruto said after a few moments of silence
"as you desire my love" Juvia said as she smiled with hearts in her eyes
"... anyways since I still owe Bisca her date since she won the contest and then we'll need to gear up for our hunt for Banshee's cry we'll be in town for the next few days before heading back out" Naruto said to his team
"Woo I can get my drink on" Cana said with a grin as she downed another beer
"Another hunt already? I barely see you as it is" Mira said as she brought over more drinks for the group
"You're more than welcome to join us my dear" Naruto said with a smile
"Yea I can tell you about Jenny's crazy message to whiskers that makes you look tame" Cana said with a snicker
"... she sent what now?" Mira asked with a black aura wafting off her as glasses started to shatter
"Mira relax! Calm down! Your hair looks great today!" Naruto said nervously as he did not want to pay for the damages Mira caused
"Not as good as Jenny in this picture she sent ya I mean wow" Flare said with a smile as she held up said bikini photo
Mirajane growled at this as her hand turned into a demon's claw and started to crush the bar counter into dust
"Welp I'm dead now. This is how I die. I would give anything for a distraction" Naruto prayed to any deity that would listen
"Erza Fight me!" Natsu demanded stopping everyone in the guild including Erza from eating her food
"Oh? Why should I?" Erza asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Because I've gotten a lot stronger since last time. I wanna see where I stack up to you and Naruto" Natsu said with a smirk
"Then why are you only challenging me and not him?" Erza asked as she was curious why he was only challenging her
"Cause I can't challenge him until I pay off my tab" Natsu said with a pout
"Ah so never" Erza said with a nod at this
Naruto snorted at this "Damn straight. Last time he challenged me he broke into my house while I was having some private time with Flare. Bastard owes me a lot of jewels after that" Naruto muttered to himself
"Very well. I shall accept your challenge and I'll even pay off your debt to Naruto should you beat me" Erza offered with a smile
"He owes me 50 million jewels red" Naruto said with a flat tone of voice
"I can easily Pay that off and then he'd be free to challenge you as well. Sparring between guildmates is a good method of bonding" Erza said
"….as nice as it would be to get paid I don't expect him to beat you red. Dude's got heart and he's tough but you're gonna slaughter him easily" Naruto said simply
Erza slightly smiled at this as she was happy Naruto thought so much of her skills
"Oi I'm right here!" Natsu yelled a bit offended
"You want to hear words of encouragement then prove you can stand face to face with Erza. If you beat her, come find me after. Words will only carry you so far. Action's what matters the most" Naruto told Natsu who grinned
"Now that's what I'm talking about. I'm all fired up!" Natsu said with a grin
"Very well. Let's take this outside" Erza said as she walked out with Natsu and the rest of the guild to enjoy the battle
"Should those two really fight? I mean they're both monsters and on the same team aren't they?" Lucy asked
"Erza doesn't really team with many people. I'm pretty sure the Eisenwald thing was one time only" Flare said as they all went outside
"But aren't they the strongest team in fairy tail? You know them and Gray?" Lucy asked curiously
"... who the hell told you that?" Cana asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Mira, why?" Lucy asked confused
"... dammit Mira" Naruto groaned as he shook his head
"It was to ease her for teaming with them and going after Eisenwald" Mirajane said with a smile
"Look those 3 are tough but they ain't the strongest team. Hell Natsu and Gray aren't even at the top of the strongest wizard in the guild. They're strong but they ain't that strong" Bisca said
"Erza is definitely in the conversation for strongest woman in the guild but thats because its only her and Mirajane that have that distinction" Levy admitted
"as for strongest team I'd say it's a toss up between ours or the Thunder legion" Cana said as she took a swig of beer
"Strongest mage in the guild though is definitely Gildarts" Naruto said with a firm tone
"What about Laxus and Mystogan?" Flare asked
"Feh Laxus is a punk. And Mystogan isn't around enough to figure out who's stronger. Either way pretty sure I can cut them both down. The only one I'll admit can beat me is Gildarts" Naruto admitted as they exited the guild hall to join the crowd to watch Natsu and Erza fight "hmm Cana you thinking what I'm thinking?" Naruto asked his card mage girlfriend
"you know it! Taking all bets folks! Taking all bets!" Cana yelled as she made a stall for everyone to make bets on for the fight
"Where did you get a stall?!" Lucy yelled as people gathered to bet on The fight. Mostly to bet against Natsu.
"We keep it around for grudge matches and the occasional honor duel" Bisca said with a snicker
"I bet that the match will end undecided" Naruto said as he dropped a sack of jewels on the desk which Cana took
"Ok so no one for Natsu, everyone but my lover is betting for Erza and Naruto is betting on an undecided conclusion" Cana said as she took all the bets
"Why is everyone Against Natsu?!" Lucy yelled
"you wanna bet on him?" Cana asked with a raised eyebrow as there was definitely a good take on if Erza lost from everyone not just Naruto.
"... put me down for 100 jewel on Erza" Lucy said as she liked Natsu but she didn't think he'd beat Erza
"You all suck!" Natsu yelled
"Ignore them. It's been a while since your magic and mine clashed hasn't it?" Erza questioned
"Yeah I was a kid then. I've gotten a lot stronger since then Erza. Today's the day I finally beat you" Natsu declared
Erza smirked at this as she switched to what looked like a dark red and black armor with orange pieces designed to look like flames. her hair was also now in pony tails as she held a sword of similar color and a pair for dragon like wings on her back for maneuverability and flight
"Oh she's busting out the flame empress armor already huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he leaned against the stall with his ladies to watch the fight
"Flame Empress armor?" Lucy asked not familiar with it
"It's one of Erza's elemental armor sets. Reduces the power of fire magic used against her by 50 percent and allows her to use fire magic while she is wearing it. Perfect for a fight against the fire dragon slayer" Levy said
"It may help with defense but if she uses fire against Natsu she's just gonna power him up" Naruto said with a sigh
"I know that you idiot!" Erza yelled having heard him
"I'm stating facts to the newbie firecrotch! You're lucky you're hot in that armor with your hair like that or I'd be in this fight with you for calling me an idiot!" Naruto yelled back
"Are you two ready?" Makarov asked Erza and Natsu
"Ready!" Natsu yelled as he punched his palm
Erza smirked as she readied her blade
"Begin!" Makarov yelled, bringing his hand down to start the fight. Immediately the two mages rushed at each other. Flame covered fists clashing against sword strike after sword strike
"So fast" Lucy said wide eyed as she tried to see every move they picked up and couldn't keep up
"Oh man, we gotta improve your perception skills. If you're having this much trouble keeping up it'll be a real issue when they stop holding back" Naruto said making a note to help Lucy in that regard with his training
Before the match could continue however a clapping sound cut off the fight as an envoy from the magic council arrived. A frog-like creature in magic council garb.
"This fight is over! No one move from your spots!" The frog person ordered
"a magic council envoy?" Makarov asked confused
"Man the fight was just getting good" Elfman grumbled
"as a suspect in eleven counts of property damage during the Eisenwald terror case I am here to arrest Erza Scarlet" the envoy declared
"What?!" Natsu yelled out with a glare at this
"Ha! Pay up! Told you there'd be no winner" Naruto yelled at Cana as he approached her booth
"And I am here to arrest the Surgeon of Death Naruto Uzumaki as well for his complacency in the same event" the envoy declared
"The hell?! You think I'm gonna just let you arrest me? You think a toadie of the council is gonna just up and take me to jail?" Naruto asked with a glare as he held up his hand before Erza grabbed his wrist
"I understand. We will come quietly" Erza said with a firm tone
"The hell I will! I'm not gonna be anyone's prison bitch! You'll never take me alive!" Naruto yelled as he made a room appear
Before Erza slugged Naruto in the back of the head sending him into the dirt
"F-fuck you red" Naruto groaned as he slowly got back to his feet as Erza dragged them to get cuffed by the envoy
"Master Juvia will get you out! Juvia promises!" Juvia yelled as Naruto and Erza were led away
"Take your time if these morons want to lock me up I'm gonna make sure they remember me. After all this isn't the First time I've pissed off that circle jerks of ineffective politicians" Naruto said as he and Erza were carted away
"... fucking assholes" Bisca growled out angrily as soon as they left
"Relax my dear I'm sure Naruto and Erza will be fine" Makarov said to calm the gunslinger
"Hell no! Those assholes ruined my date with Naruto after this! They're gonna pay in blood so help me!" Bisca yelled
(later with Naruto)
"Let me outta here! I want my public defender!" Naruto yelled as he smashed his cuffed hands against the cart doors
"Stop that! you will scratch your cuffs!" one of the guards yelled at Naruto as he and Erza were taken out of the cart and lead to the council chamber
"I hope I do! Hey, I want my phone call!" Naruto yelled
"Oh yeah? Who are you gonna call? One of your whores?" the guard asked with an amused tone. He hated wizards especially fairy tail ones
"Your fat mom calling her for a fat time!" Naruto yelled with a smirk
"Jokes on you! His fat mom is dead!" Another guard yelled making the first one tear up
"Bonus!" Naruto yelled with a smile at this
"You are so immature" Erza said with a sigh at this as they approached the council chambers
"You love it red, I see your slight smirk, " Naruto said with a smirk before they saw a blue haired figure in the doorway leading to the chambers
"Siegrein" Erza said with a glare as she stood defensively
"Oh god this asshole! Really you have to greet us? You couldn't send Ultear instead? I mean she's a bitch but she's at least good to look at" Naruto groaned out
"Erza it's been far too long. And I see the surgeon of death is still as tactless and foul mouthed as always" Siegrein said with an amused tone of voice
"And I could still kick your sorry ass. How they made your scrawny ass a wizard saint is beyond me, I'm gonna assume you have dirt on someone in the council, either that or your servicing the head of the council under the table" Naruto said with a smirk
"Amusing. Myself and the other council members are merely thought projections beyond this door. We didn't think such a trivial matter required our full presence" Seigrein said with an amused tone of voice
"Oh goody let me guess you bring us in to put on this whole Farce so you can show you guys have a modicum of control over situations where the reality is you guys have zero control right? After all you idiots should've been able to prevent Lullaby and Eisenwald in the first place and didn't. So screw innocent lives as long as we make the common folk think we're doing shit right? My tax jewels at work" Naruto scoffed
"You will show respect to-" one of the guards growled as he approached and grabbed Naruto by the front of his shirt before…….
"mes!" Naruto yelled slamming his cuffed fist into the guard and removing his heart
"What?! But those are magic suppression cuffs!" A guard yelled wide eyed
"I'm playing along with this farce for my guild but don't expect me to not respond if you fools try to attack me" Naruto warned as he moved his hands to show he wasn't even cuffed "they suppress magic but there's other ways to get out of them" Naruto said as he threw the guard's heart back to him "try and touch me again and I'll show you exactly why I'm the surgeon of death." Naruto warned with a glare
"That will not be necessary mr Uzumaki. I'm sure this gentleman here has learned his lesson. Right?" Siegrein asked
"Y-yes sir" the man stuttered out as he was holding his literal heart in his hands as it still beat
"By the way Erza keep quiet on certain subjects when you enter the chambers. I'll see you both there as a council member" Siegrein said as he vanished from sight
"You two sure know some important people" the frog-like envoy said in surprise
"More like evil people" Erza muttered getting a raised eyebrow from Naruto
"He's an idiot. The only reason he has the position is because I'm sure he's the boytoy of half the council" Naruto scoffed getting aghast looks from his casual insults as he and Erza went further in
"Did you have to cause such a commotion? You nearly got killed" Erza asked with a glare at Naruto
"The council has been a pain in my ass for years. Why should I care what those pompous windbags want now? All so they can keep up appearances?" Naruto asked with a scoff as the two entered the chambers to see the entire council sitting at the table.
"The trial of wizards shall commence. Erza Scarlet and Naruto Uzumaki please take the stand" the head of the council Crawford Seam demanded
"Oh for fucks sake. We did what we had to do so we could do the job you assholes should've. This whole thing is a pathetic charade just so you inbred morons can cling to the modicum of power you think you have" Naruto scoffed
"You dare insult this council boy?!" Another member of the council Belno demanded with a glare
"I only speak the truth if you have anything real to charge us with let's hear it otherwise can we move to the part where you let us go before I decide to sell out some of your secrets in alphabetical order" Naruto said with a bored tone of voice
"Secrets?" Yajima asked curiously
"Well more rumors I have been told by certain dark wizards that were very chatty after I tore out their hearts" Naruto said with a grin
"You're bluffing. You have no knowledge that would be endangering us" Crawford said with a scoff
"You really want to risk that? I have fought a lot of dark wizards. Some with ties to the Balam Alliance. Maybe some of you just weren't discreet enough in certain dealings" Naruto said smirking as the council started to murmur among themselves
"Naruto don't do this. This may cause more harm than good" Erza warned him firmly
"Oh I know what I'm doing. So what's it gonna be? Do I need to air dirty laundry? Or can we leave so we can do our actual jobs. You know, unlike You morons who sit around all day complaining about how hot it is weather wise and telling the young people to get off your lawns?" Naruto asked with a smirk
Before any of the council members could say anything a massive explosion rang out as Natsubusrat through a wall. Dressed like a knock off Erza in crappy armor and red wig
"I'm the woman in armor! If you want me just try and catch me!" Natsu yelled
"...and just like that I'm asexual" Naruto said with a flat tone of voice after seeing Natsu dressed this way while Erza just stared horrified
"... take them all to lockup" Crawford said with a flat tone
"Dammit Natsu! I blame you for this!" Naruto groaned as him Erza and Natsu were grabbed by some knights and dragged off
"Don't blame me! I mean I'm not Natsu, I'm Erza!" Natsu yelled as they were dragged off
(Jail cell)
"Well this is just fan fucking tastic" Naruto said with a grunt of irritation
Before Erza or Natsu could respond to this they spotted Markarov who was approaching
"Blackmailing the magic council and I thought Gildarts was gonna give me a heart attack!" Makarov yelled as he approached the cell doors while escorted by some knights
"You're just mad I didn't give you the dirt on them yourself" Naruto scoffed
"Are you letting us out, gramps?" Natsu asked hopefully
"Yes the council has agreed to let you back into Fairy Tail's custody. Though I believe your wife has words ready for you when you get home Natsu" Makarov said with a flat tone
"... is it too late to stay here instead?" Natsu asked with a worried tone as the cell doors opened
"Where is he?!?!" Lisanna's voice was heard yelling from down the hall making Natsu freeze up
"Huh maybe she did take after Mirajane a bit" Naruto said with a smirk
"Yes your ladies are also going to have words with you my boy" Makarov said with a smirk
"And? I'm not afraid of them old man. That just sounds like fun for me" Naruto said smirking
"And what if I ban ramen from the guild?" Makarov asked
"You suck!" Naruto yelled in a rage at this as they all started to leave the prison with Erza dragging Natsu behind her
(Fairy Tail guild hall)
"So the trial was a sham?" Lucy asked as soon as they got back to the guild
"Pretty much. I was gonna rip into those old farts easily enough. Then Natsu busted in and ruined everything" Naruto said with a sigh
"At least we can finish the fight between Natsu and Erza" Elfman said
"I wouldn't bet on that considering your sister is still scolding her husband" Naruto said smirking at the sight of Lisanna shaking Natsu by his shoulders
"And another thing-!" Lisanna was yelling before she suddenly yawned
"... master?" Mira asked seeing him yawn as well
"So he's back" Makarov said before one by one everyone in the guild started to drop to the floor asleep barring Makarov and Naruto as a cloaked and masked figure entered the guild
"Mystogan" Naruto greeted as he made sure his girls and Lucy were comfortable as they fell to the floor
"I see you can still resist my sleep magic Naruto" Mystogan greeted as he approached the job board and grabbed a job
"And you still owe me money after treating you. 200,000 jewels. When are you gonna pay that?" Naruto asked with a scowl
"Another time" Mystogan said simply
"You know you could at least stop putting everyone to sleep every time you show up, Mystogan. It gets old each time" Naruto said
"Upset that this puts a damper on the guild brawls?" Mystogan asked
"Yes! How am I supposed to make money off their treatments if they're asleep and uninjured... unless you put them in comas... hmmmm" Naruto mused before Makarov slapped him in the back of the head
"No putting your guildmates in comas!" Makarov yelled
"I was fucking kidding old man!" Naruto yelled out after being slapped by the wizard saint as Mystogan turned to leave with his job.
"Oi end the spell at least!" Makarov yelled as Mystogan made to leave
"5 4 3 2 1" Mystogan counted down as he left and vanished from sight. As soon as he was gone everyone jumped up wide awake
"Ugh what was that?" Lucy asked with a groan
"That had to have been Mystogan right?" Gray asked as he stood up
"His sleep magic's still as strong as ever" Elfman said as he shook his head after waking up
"Mystogan? you mentioned him before right Naruto? One of the s class Mages here?" Lucy asked
"Yeah. He puts people asleep so no one can learn what he looks like. He's very antisocial" Naruto said as he shrugged
"But that ain't true is it? I know what he looks like just like you and the old man" a voice said from the second floor making everyone look up to see Laxus smoking a cigar
"Laxus?! You're here too?" Gray asked with a narrowed gaze
"Mystogan's just a bit shy blondie but either way with how weak you all are I wouldn't worry about what he looks like" Laxus said with a smirk
"You know I really can't help but root for the cancer you'll get from smoking" Naruto said with a bored tone at Laxus
"all talk just like always. Why don't you say that to my face, you pathetic excuse for a doctor?" Laxus asked with a smirk
"The master banned us from fighting one on one in the guild hall. But I don't mind walking up there and planting my foot up your ass. So do me a favor and move the stick already buried in it" Naruto said with a glare
"Who is this guy?" Lucy asked
"Another S class mage. He and Naruto have a….. rivalry of sorts" Lisanna supplied as she held her husband back from trying to challenge Laxus
"Me? Rivals with this jackass? Please. He ain't worth the dirt on my shoe. Say where are your groupies? Too busy erecting a statue in your honor?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Ah always with the insults with you. I suppose someone who's only a bit stronger than Erza is still a weakling compared to me" Laxus said with a grin
"What was that?!" Erza asked with a glare as she stood up from her seat
"Laxus fight me?!" Natsu yelled up at the blonde
"You ain't on Erza's level Natsu so stay down there with the rest of the worthless peons too weak to come up to the second floor" Laxus said
"You talk a lot of shit for someone I can remove the heart of asshole" Naruto warned him as he held up his hand to prepare a room
"That's enough!" Makarov yelled loudly making everyone stop
"Tch whatever. Most of you idiots can't even come up to the second floor. And I'm not giving up my title of Fairy Tail's strongest to anyone. Not Gildarts. Not Erza. Not Mirajane. Not Mystogan. And especially not the hack surgeon" Laxus said with a smirk
"A hack surgeon am I? How about I hack you to pieces you self entitled shitstain?" Naruto suggested with a glare
"That's Enough! Laxus enough out of you!" Makarov ordered
"...tch whatever" Laxus scoffed as he disappeared in a flash of lightning
"I fucking hate that asshole. How the hell is he related to you?" Naruto asked with a scowl as he looked at Makarov who sighed in exhaustion
"He was always such a kind boy growing up. Damn you Ivan" Makarov muttered
"What did he mean by we were too weak to go to the second floor?" Lucy asked curiously
"The master keeps the S class and higher jobs up on the second floor. So only S class mages like Naruto, Mirajane, and Erza can go up there to relieve them. They can technically bring people not S class with them on jobs they pick from the board but only if given permission by the master" Cana explained
"Yeah Naruto and Mira have brought us on a couple of S rank jobs. They're worth a lot of money but they are very very dangerous, with our teamwork we've completed some but without Naruto or Mira there we'd have been killed or possibly worse" Levy added as she nodded making Lucy shiver in a bit of fright
"So since we have a day before we leave what do you have planned for our date?" Bisca asked Naruto who gave a smile to the gunner of his team
"Just follow me I have it all set up in the forest by our house" Naruto said with a grin as he held his arm out to Bisca who took it
"Perfect don't wait up girls. We'll see you all later" Bisca said with a giggle as the two left the Guildhall
"... god I wish I was getting fucked by him instead" Cana grumbled as she grabbed a beer mug and downed it
"Can you not be horny for like a minute?" Levy asked with a sigh
"... no. No I cannot. You've felt what he does to us all. You really think I don't want to be on my knees right now for him an-" Cana was saying before Lucy cut her off
"ALRIGHT I GET IT!!!" Lucy screeched as she covered her ears with a hot blush on her face in embarrassment
(Magnolia Forest)
Naruto and Bisca walked through the forest arm in arm until the two made it to a large hill overlooking the sunset with a blanket set up with a picnic basket sitting on the blanket
"Ooh a Picnic date?" Bisca asked with a smile
"Of course. I know how much you love the outdoors and I figured this is perfect for you" Naruto said with a smile as he and Bisca sat on the blanket and started going through the basket for food.
"You're so sweet" Bisca said with a smile as they each grabbed a sandwich and watched the sunset
"Don't think we have just this either. I was gonna book us at your favorite shooting range but then I got arrested so had to improvise" Naruto said as he made a room and shambled some targets he had made hiding in the forest nearby for Bisca to see.
"A picnic and some late night gunning? You really do know how to show a girl a good time" Bisca said with a grin
"Well I know what my girl likes." Naruto said with a chuckle as the two walked over to the targets and Bisca requipped some pistols
"Care to make a little bet dear?" Bisca asked with a smirk as she stood at the end of the range
"What ya thinking?" Naruto asked curiously as Bisca handed him the other pistol
"Nothing bad. Most bullseyes wins. Winner picks the position for later tonight." Bisca said grinning
"... consider me motivated. You're on" Naruto said with a smirk as he aimed the pistol alongside his cowgirl lover
"On 3. Ready 1, 2 3!" Bisca yelled as they took aim at their targets
BANG BANG BANG BANG
The sound of gunfire echoed throughout the clearing as the two wizards shot and blasted the targets with the pistols as the sun set behind them
(Death Manor later that night)
At a massive manor hidden within Magnolia Forest close to the town, Naruto and Bisca walked into the large estate laughing as they returned from their date.
"Can't believe you actually beat me" Bisca said with a grin not even mad about her boyfriend besting her in shooting targets
"Not my fault you didn't say no using room babe. Made the bullseyes easy to get" Naruto said with a smirk
"Ever the tactician I suppose. Next time we'll make it no magic, just skill. But for now you won. So how do you want me?" Bisca purred out as she pulled him towards his master bedroom
"Hmmmmm how about you ride me in just your hat and boots. Nothing else." Naruto said with a smirk
"You really do love me in these boots huh darling?" Bisca asked with a giggle as she opened the door to the bedroom
"Well I also like your skirt," Naruto said with a grin as he checked out Bisca's ass hidden by the skirt she was wearing.
Bisca grinned as she pushed Naruto onto the bed on his back before she removed her vest and tossed it aside revealing her black bra clad breasts
"You may like my ass but we all know you really love these girls huh daddy?" Bisca asked with a grin as she pushed her breasts together for him to enjoy
"I love every part of you my dear." Naruto told her with a grin as he leaned up to see her
"good answer darling" Bisca giggled as she reached behind her back, unclipped, and tossed aside her black bra before going for her skirt "since you love the skirt so much on or off?" Bisca asked with a coy smile
"Off you look good but I really want you in just the hat and boots darling" Naruto said with a grin
"You got it" Bisca smirked as she removed her skirt and black thong leaving herself in only her hat and cowgirl boots "so how do I look?" Bisca asked striking a small pose
Naruto smirked at this as he made a room and snapped his fingers causing his clothes to be removed in an instant via shambles. Revealing his hardened cock
"You look perfect considering the effect you're having on me" Naruto told her with a smile as he gestured to his dick
"Oh poor baby. Don't worry let mama Bisca take care of that" Bisca said with a purr in her tone as she pushed Naruto down onto his back and crawled up his body before she straddled him and lined up her cunt with his cock
"No Foreplay?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he grabbed her by her ass cheeks
"Nah let me ride this stallion for all it's worth tonight. Cause you ain't leaving this room till my pussy is full" Bisca said with a grin back before she slammed herself onto his length. His cock stretching open her pussy as she let loose a loud moan of pleasure
"Damn. Tight as always my dear" Naruto grunted out as he felt her cunt tighten like a vice around his dick.
"Mmm damn right darling. Now let's get to riding" Bisca purred out with a smirk as she started to bounce up and down slowly on his cock. Her large breasts jiggling and bouncing for his viewing pleasure with each movement
"Ride it like you mean it" Naruto grunted as he smacked Bisca's ass hard leaving a red hand print as it rippled
"Mmm so rough daddy" Bisca moaned out as she started to pick up the pace with her bouncing. Up and down. Up and down. Faster and faster. The sound of flesh slapping flesh echoing throughout the room as the gun mage rode her lover for all he was worth.
"I don't think I'm ever gonna get tired of seeing these bounce for me" Naruto grunted out as he moved his left hand from her ass to her right tit. Squeezing it and making the green haired bombshell moan from his actions.
"Mmm I feel your cock throbbing in me. You gonna cum big daddy? Are you gonna flood my womb with your hot seed?" Bisca moaned out with a smirk as she looked down at her lover as she impaled herself fully on his cock.
"Fuck!!!" Naruto grunted out as the sudden action made Naruto cum inside of the green haired woman. Making her moan as her depths were flooded with his hot seed.
"Mmmm that feels incredible. You're not tired are you darling?" Bisca asked with a teasing tone in her voice before she yelped as Naruto pinned her onto her back and started to hammer away at her cunt making the green haired gunner squeal
"One load isn't enough and you know it dear. Let's try and break our record of 19 loads" Naruto said with a grunt as he slammed away at the gun mage in a hard mating press
"B-break the r- oh god!!!!!" Bisca screamed out as Naruto pounded away at her cum filled twat. Her body still sensitive as she felt him hammer away at her insides as he slammed away at her.
"W-wait d-daddy if you do that I'm gonna -ahhhhhh!!!!" Bisca screamed aloud as she creamed herself from his rough and harsh pounding. Her juices spraying from her sopping, cum filled pussy.
"You got cocky cause you made me cum first. But don't worry Bisca. I'll make sure to give you as much pleasure as you can handle." Naruto said with a smirk as he let loose another load of cum in her pussy making her still sensitive cunt tighten as she had another orgasm right after the first one.
"Oh god" Bisca moaned out her eyes half lidded before she squealed as Naruto, still hard even after two loads, started thrusting again.
"Our nights just getting started my dear. We're gonna have some real fun so I'll start getting serious" Naruto said with a smirk as the rest of the night he pounded away at the squealing cowgirl. From night till morning the two went at it. Bisca's screams and squeals echoing throughout all of Magnolia as Naruto fucked her all night long.
(the next day at the guild)
It was the next day at the Guild and as Naruto and his team, with Bisca limping, entered the guild hall…..
"WHAT?!?!?" Markarov yelled loudly as he looked up at Laxus who was up on the second floor
"What happened old man you get that bill on what I left in my cell back at the council? Naruto asked curiously as he and his team approached
"No you brat Natsu- wait what did you do?" Markarov was yelling before he realized what Naruto said causing him to narrow his eyes at the blonde
"Trust me you will find out, so what did Natsu do Mira?" Naruto said as he looked up at the Mirajane who was nearby
"Apparently he had Happy steal a job from yeh second floor and nobody has seen him, Natsu, and Lucy" Mirajane said with a frown at this
"……and here I was thinking that he couldn't get more stupid" Naruto said after a few moments of thought
"Naruto I need you to go after Natsu and his team and bring them back right away!" Markarov said as he looked at Naruto and his team
Naruto looked at Makarov at this and slightly scowled as he was wanting to go after Banshee's Cry before the trail got to cold
Levy juvia and bisca frowned at this while Cana and Flare did not react even though they all knew what was making Naruto hesitant
After a few moments of silence Naruto sighed "what job did those idiots take?" he asked as he looked at Mirajane
"It was the galuna island Job" Mirajane said with a smile at Naruto glad he was prioritizing helping his guild mates
"Of course happy takes the one with a gold key reward, so they can lure Lucy to come with them no doubt" Naruto said with a groan as he was wondering why Lucy would go along with this idiocy
"I told you teaching Happy how to manipulate the stupid would backfire on us" Cana said with a sigh
"It seemed like a good idea in retrospect. Alright let's go wrangle us some idiots. Don't worry Lisanna I'll bring back your husband's corpse" Naruto said
"Leave him alive big bro he's all mine" Lisanna said with a smile that was very unnerving to the point that other guildmates were inching away from her
"I'd almost pity him but I'm not going to" Naruto said amused as him and his team headed for the door
"I'm counting on you, Naruto. You and Erza are the only two mages I can trust with bringing them back" Makarov said before Gray suddenly stood up from his chair
"Hold it! I think you're underselling us master. I can bring back that idiot without any issue" Gray said with a firm tone
"No I think his math is about right" Levy said as she held up a notepad she doodled on showing that Gray would most likely join them instead of bringing them back
"Dear god I love you" Naruto said with a smile at Levy
"I resent that!" Gray said with a glare at Naruto and his team
"OK ice cube you want to prove your not a fuck up? Follow me, you can help but I swear if you slow us down at all I'm adding fifty percent to your tab!" Naruto told him
"Juvia believes this to be a bad idea" Juvia said with a sigh at Gray who led the way out of the guild hall
"Oh absolutely but free money is free money babe. Gotta seize opportunities especially with Red not around to try and reprimand me. Where is she anyways?" Naruto asked as he looked back at Mirajane
"Do you honestly care?" Mirajane asked curiously
"... a bit. Mostly so I can mess with her before leaving. Alright so wrangle up these morons and then I'm hunting Banshee's cry down." Naruto said with a grin as they all left the guild
Authors Note
hey everyone just so you know you can read my stuff on the FF App
I would recommend doing that seeing as we don't know when the site will be fixed
thankfully the app still works
later folks