Episode 4: Tag-Aboard, Tag-Starboard
Review Responses
LaCuevademisgustos: you are welcome, I'm glad you like the new jokes and about the RC9GN reference you are correct, and expect more references since I taking inspiration from the show for Shun ninja tricks, and yes Dave will open himself more, specifically with the boys, and yes Amy will came back for revenge
Tjm: I'm glad you're happy
gman5846: I hope you are ready cause, the next episode it's an original episode
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island! The teams went wild with balloon animals! And not the kind you're thinking of! But in the end, Team Kinosewak went bust! And for the first time, they had to send a member home! So Amy and Samey told everyone that the other was lamey! In the end, Amy took the blamey and the Cannon of Shamey! Let's start the gamey! It's time for Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!
(Theme Song plays)
A set of lights apeared from behind a rock, then a second light descended from a tree. A camera popped from under a lily pad, lifting it and a frog, being stared by a bear wearing scuba gear. And the final camera popped from a rock, knocking a seagull off as the clip board apeared in fron of the camera.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera started to move trough the new island. As Topher was seen trying to take the spotlight from Chris, who merely pushed him
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
The camera focused on the woods, where Sammy was taking a couple of berries, only to get a bucket full of it smashed on her head by Amy, she turned around to see Rodney holding a bouquet of flowers, but she simply sweated it away, Piers then conforted his big friend.
I wanna be famous.
The camera started to move to another área of the island, more specifically, a little cliff.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
On this area, Sky (using a three branch as a gym bar) and Alice (reading a book) saw Ella happily singing And atracting various animals, until Sugar pushed her of the cliff much to their horror, And the animals anger, who attacked the Paegant Queen.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Thankfully, another group of birds catched Ella, And helped her to descent safely. Passing in front of Jasmine (who was sitting on a tree branch) And Shawn (who was in the tree hole whit a pair of binoculars)
'Cause I wanna be famous!
The camera moved to another area in the woods, focusing on Silver who was reading his tarot cards on a log. Being watched by an intrigued Mei
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera moved slightly, showing Shun trying to teach Dave how to meditate. But their calm was interrumpted by Beardo beatboxing and Leonard "casting a spells" and while Shun merelly opened his eyes for a moment before closing them again, Dave procedes to cover his ears irritated.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The camera now moved to a scrapyard, where Rio was taking care of the seagull that had previously been hitted by the camera, she turned to see Scarlett and Max, the latter pressing a button to actívate a robot made of junk, like a washer for chest. But it imediatly started to fail, and Scarlett simply opened And umbrella to protect herself, while Rio jumped away with the seagull.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The fire of the explosion turned into the one of the ceremony campafire. As Shawn and Jasmine got closer, a "zombie" popped from between them scaring Shawn. Said zombie was just Chris wearing a mask.
Whistling theme
The camera planned away, as everyone else but Jasmine whistled the tune.
(Theme songs end)
After the theme song, we cut to the Floating Salmon's tree fort. Jasmine, as usual, had slept above the dwelling rather than in it. She yawned, stretched, untied her leg, and then hopped to a lower branch. She then hopped to the roof of the tree fort before jumping to the ground.
Sammy: Hey! You going foraging without me?
Jasmine: Gee, Sammy! You don't have to, you know! After all, Amy's not here to make you!
Sammy: I know! But I love foraging with you! It's just the two of us!
Rio: you mean the three of us?
Sammy: (sheepish) yeah that
Jasmine: (smiling) Well, in that case, come on!
Sammy and Rio smiled back, and climbed down.
Confessional
Sammy: Amy forcing me to help Jasmine was the best thing that's ever happened to me! Now, Jasmine, Rio and I are pals, and Amy's long gone!
End of Confessional
As Jasmine, Rio and Sammy picked blueberries, Shawn jumped out of the bushes yelling like a madman.
Shawn: HI-YAH!
Brandishing a long stick like a sword, he swiped a berry bush, and a good chunk of berries flew upward. Shawn caught a handful and showed it off to Dave and Shun
Shawn: And that's how you hunt berries!
Dave: Well, that's one way…
Shun: a weird one but pretty effective
Jasmine Rio and Sammy immediately went over to the boys with friendly smiles.
Jasmine: Hey, Shawn! Hey, Dave! Hey Shun!
Shawn tensed up.
Dave: Uh, hi.
Jasmine: You boys wanna pick with us?
Shawn responded by grabbing one of Shaun's smoke bombs and fling it on the ground before grabbing Dave and Shun and running away as fast as he could.
Rio: I think that was a no…
Jasmine looked really disappointed something that didn't go unnoticed by Rio or Sammy
Confessional
Shawn: You know how dating works. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes your brain being eaten by a zombie baby that was hiding in your pillow!
Dave: Call me crazy, but I think Outback-Amazon-Jasmine-with-the-cool-accent has a thing for Zombie-Nut-Shawn-who-doesn't-bathe. (Pauses for a moment) you know, at this point I'm not surprised
End of Confessional
Meanwhile, Scarlett, Rodney and Piers had volunteered to do the laundry. They gathered up the clothes that were soiled in the balloon fight the previous day and took them to a nearby pond.
On the way, Scarlett held her hand out to bring Rodney and Piers to a pause.
Scarlett: Careful. Raccoon poop.
She looked at Rodney and was taken back by the look on his face.
Scarlett: Are you alright? Your vacant stare suggests a manner of neurological arrest…
Rodney: (surprised) How'd you know I don't like stepping in poop?!
Scarlett: Well, statistically speaking, a vast majority of homo sapiens register disgust upon-
But Rodney completely ignored her.
Rodney: Of course! It means something! Lo-!
Piers cough LOUDLY making Rodney stop in realization
Rodney: sorry about that Scarlett, (to Piers) that's for the save buddy
Piers: (sigh) it's fine, I knew that it will take a while for that to stop happening, old habits die hard after all
Scarlett: I'm confused here? What's this about?
Piers: well... I'm pretty sure you noticed that Rodney seems to fall in love almost instantly when talking to a girl, right?
Scarlett: yeah and?
Piers: well I have been teaching him what my dad taught me
Scarlett: no offense but shouldn't his mother taught him that
Piers: Rodney's mom died when he was ten. (Scarlett was taken back) And I know I'm not exactly the best one to help him but my father's teaching hasn't failed me so far
Scarlett: Oh really? (to Rodney) What has he taught you?
Rodney: well, many things like... 'Let a woman be alone when she wants to, unless you want her anger be directed at you'
Scarlett look at Piers amused
Scarlett: your dad sure says a lot of sayings
Piers: (smirking) what do expect? We're from the south, anyway we should get going
Confessional
Scarlett: Now everything makes sense! An imbalance of pheromones coupled with a lack of female guidance throughout adolescence causes any physical contact between attractive females to result in infatuation! Thanks goodness that Piers somehow managed to keep him in check, but then again those are really getting along which could dangerous if they reach the merge
End of Confessional
Meanwhile on the Confused Bears' cave Alice and Ella just came back from laundry and now were tending the clothes
Ella: (sing) We're right where we belong! With a morning sun and song! We are moving right along!
Alice: huh... Ella could you be more quiet with your singing, Sugar's still sleeping
Ella: I'm sorry, what kind of friend would I be if I disturb it's sleep?
Alice: that's something I wanted to talk with you, why do you try so hard to befriend Sugar? From what I see she doesn't seem interested on being friends with you or anyone
Ella: well I can be sure unless I try
Alice: Ella I understand what are you trying to do but, sometimes there are people who don't want help
Ella: but sometimes they need it, and Sugar need it, thank Alice
Alice: (sigh) you're welcome
Confessional
Alice: anyone can tell that Sugar really hate Ella, but the thing is that Ella is too naive to figure it out by herself and I can bring myself to tell her, I don't know how she will take it
End of Confessional
Later, Scarlett, Piers and Rodney returned to the Floating Salmon's picnic area to be greeted with breakfast.
Jasmine: Oy, Scarlett! Done with laundry already?
Scarlett: They just need to dry.
Jasmine: I'll take care of it!
Jasmine takes the clothes from her, Piers and Rodney.
Jasmine: You, Piers and Rodney dig in!
Scarlett: Much appreciated!
Sammy: Hey, Rodney, Want some berries?
Rodney: sure
While the Floating Salmon was eating, Piers took out a pendant with a dewdrop shape from beneath his shirt, that took Rio's attention
Rio: hey Piers what's with that pendant?
Piers: Oh that pendant was a birthday gift from someone
Rio: really? Who gave it to you?
Piers look uncomfortable, almost like it was something personal, which everyone noticed
Rio: (nervous) you don't have to tell us if you don't want to, I was curious that's all
Confessional
Rio: Piers seems like a nice guy, considering how he had been helping Rodney with his girl's problems, so I thought it would be a good idea to know him better, but that didn't go well
End of Confessional
Suddenly, the loudspeakers produced a horrible feedback, causing all of the campers to cringe and cover their ears.
Chris: MORNING CAMPERS! IT'S TIME TO START TODAY'S CHALLENGE! GET IN YOUR SWIMSUITS A MEET ME AT THE BEACH!
Confessional
Piers: a water challenge huh? This will be good
End of Confessional
Five minutes later, the teams arrived at the beach in their swimsuits.
Shawn wore orange swim trunks, sandals, and had discarded his toque. Sky wore a blue one-piece with vertical stripes on the sides. Dave wore a black and teal wetsuit. Ella wore a hot pink one-piece with a short, light pink tutu. Sugar wore a light pink bikini. Alice wore a violet one-piece. Shun wore dark green swim trunks. Silver wore cyan shorts with a white shirt.
Topher had changed into trunks similar to Chris's shorts. Jasmine wore a red lifeguard swimsuit and had ditched her hat. Sammy wore a red bikini with a white vertical stripe on the right. Max wore blue and white striped trunks. Piers wore light blue shorts. Rio wore an indigo bikini dotted with white snowflakes. Mei wore a lavender and black bikini and discarded her visor. Rodney wore some dark blue shorts. Scarlett wore a light grey one-piece. Her glasses had been replaced by black goggles that creepily obscured her eyes.
On the water were pair of kayaks, two speedboats and two fishing boats
Chris: welcome players to the Pahkitew's Relay Boat Race!
Piers: (grinning) OK now I'm getting interested
Chris: for this challenge your must take these three water vehicles and race across the island to find a treasure box, Chef bring the map!
Chef comes with a map of the island
Chris: this race has three sections, for the first one, one member of each team must take one of the kayaks and deliver the bottles containing the location of the treasure box to your teammates
Chris take two bottles and toss one to each team
Chris: for the second, three members of each team must take the speedboats and take the fishing gear on the way, which is guarded by sharks
The camera shows two fishing kits sitting on a rocky formation, with shark swimming around it
Chris: and for third section, the remaining members of each team must take BOTH the map and fishing gear and retrieve the treasure, once you got it you must race back here, first team here wins the challenge and can keep whatever is in the treasure box
The campers cheers
Chris: now, I will give you some time to choose who is talking each section
Both team huddle to discuss their game plans
Sammy: so... How are we going to decide this?
Jasmine: we could...
Piers: with all respect Jasmine, I think I should take charge this time
Jasmine: yeah? Why?
Piers: because I'm the only one with sailing knowledge
Topher: really?
Rodney: it's true! He told me that his dad is an admiral on the Navy
Rio: sounds good to me, what do you think Jasmine?
Jasmine: that sure will give us the advantage here... OK mate you are in charge
Piers: thanks now it's important that get first on the first section since the second and third one are more time consuming
Scarlett: make sense, so who is going first?
Piers: Sammy
Sammy: (surprised) me?!
Piers: yeah, Jasmine said that you managed to take down Dave and Silver last challenge in your first try, right?
Sammy: well... yeah
Piers: besides we need someone who is light and flexible and you are both
Sammy was a little nervous about being first but not wanting to let her team down she nodded
Sammy: OK leave it to me
Piers: good, now Scarlett, Mei and Topher you go on the speedboat and the rest of us on the fishing boat, everything clear?
The Floating Salmon nodded
Piers: OK then let's set sail
Meanwhile the Confused Bears are discussing their game plan
Shun: anyone here knows how to row?
Sky: I do, my older sister often takes me to row during summer
Alice: you didn't mention you had a sister
Shun: but in any case, Sky is going first, now who's taking the speedboat?
Alice: my grandpa show me how to drive one on a trip to Italy, so I think I can handle it
Shun: great, but who is going with you
Alice: I think Ella should go with me, Ella could hum a melody to get the sharks out of the way, (to Ella) what do you say
Ella: what a wonderful idea, and we can also bring Sugar along
Alice: yeah...
Shawn: then that means we're going on the fishing boat
Shun: yeah let's go then
The campers scurried to it's positions
Chris: alright! On the first section we have Sky vs Samey, on the second section we have Alice, Ella and Sugar vs Scarlett, Mei, and Topher, and on the last section we have Shun, Dave, Shawn, and Silver vs Piers, Rio, Jasmine, Rodney and Max, remember first team to get back here with the treasure wins and go!
HONK!
At the sound of Chris' airhorn, Sammy and Sky start rowing
Sammy: alright I still got it
Sky: you are pretty good at this
Sammy: thanks my dad teach me how to row during a family trip,
Sky: that's nice
Sammy: so how about you? who taught you?
Sky: My older sister taught me
Sammy: (surprised) you had a sister?
Sky: yeah and she's great
Sammy: (sigh) I wish I could say the same
Sky: you mean Amy, right?
Sammy: yeah...
Sky: hey, don't worry, she's gone now in fact this could be your chance to show her what you can do
Sammy: you are right, I'll prove her how good I'm by beating you
And Sammy start rowing faster
Sky: not if I have something to say about
Confessional
Sky: nothing against Sammy but I cannot afford to lose
End of Confessional
Both girls were getting closer to where the speedboats were waiting
Alice: come on Sky, you're almost there!
Mei: Sammy, you can do it!
They neck to neck until Sammy begin rowing faster reaching her teammates, then she pass the bottle to Mei
Topher: and Sammy beat Sky on the first part of...
Mei: (interrupting) save it for later Toph, we have the bottle, let's go
Scarlett: OK
As Scarlett start the motor and go ahead Sky arrives and pass the bottle to Ella
Sugar: (annoyed) took you long enough
Sky: I'm sorry
Alice: don't worry we can still catch up
She starts the boat and go
Chris: AND TEAM KINOSEWAK TAKES THE LEAD BUT TEAM MASKWAK IS AFTER THEM
With the Kinosewak
Topher: I have to admit Piers sure knows what he's doing
Mei: yeah, we will win this challenge for sure
As soon as she said the motor starts malfunctioning
Scarlett: did you have to talk didn't you?
Then the Confused Bears speedboat passed them
We then cut to Chris watching everything from a TV
Chris: it looks like team Kinosewak has some technical difficulties! Who will find the treasure first? Will the Maskwak come on top? Find out after the break! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!
After the commercial break, we cut to the Floating Salmon speedboat where Scarlett is trying to repair the motor
Mei: any luck?
Scarlett: I think I almost got it
Topher: let's hope so cause we're getting behind
Scarlett: I think I got it, try now Mei
Mei try to start the motor and to their relief it starts
Topher: alright, way to go Scarlett
They now go after the Maskwak
Meanwhile the Maskwak arrive at the rock formation
Alice: well here we are, (to Ella) Ella do you mind
Ella: (signing) ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
The sharks mesmerized by Ella singing move out of the way
Alice: gotta say Ella, you really know how to handle animals
Ella: why thank you
Sugar was watching with an annoyed expression
Confessional
Sugar: not only I'm stuck with Ella but I have to listen to Alice praising her when I'm the one who should be praised, she has to go, NO ONE STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT!
End of Confessional
Alice: Sugar can you grab the fishing gear?
Sugar: can't ya see I'm busy, let Ella do it
She proceed to fill her nails, Alice was about to say something but Ella stopped her
Ella: it's OK I can grab it
Ella jump out the boat to get the fishing gear
Sugar: (sighing) finally she's gone
Alice: (irritated) seriously Sugar, what's your problem? Why do you treat Ella like that?
Sugar: Oh come on, don't tell me you believe her whole 'nice princess' act?
Alice: I know she likes to sing and, even though she does it at inappropriate times, she's just trying to cheer us up.
Sugar: cheer us up?! Psst! She's nothing than a nuisance
Alice was really getting tired of Sugar but before she could answer her Ella came back with the gear
Ella: Alice I brought the gear
Alice: (calming down and taking the gear) thanks Ella now get on so we can...!
Before Ella could get on, Sugar start the motor and departure leaving Ella behind
Alice, who was thrown back by the sudden departure, look up to see Sugar driving the boat
Alice: (angry) what are you doing?!
Sugar: we have the gear now we have to deliver it
Alice: (angry) but you left Ella behind!
Sugar: (uncaring) so what? She was only occupying space
While the two female Bears were arguing the Floating Salmon reach the rock formation only to find that they were no shark in sight but also that Ella was on the shore with their fishing gear
Ella: greetings
Mei: Ella?! Why are you still here?
Ella: well I was about to get on the boat when it suddenly left, anyway here is your fishing gear
She hand it to Scarlett who proceeds to look at it in case it was a trick, to her surprise everything was in there
Topher: why did you give it to us, I mean we're on the other team?
Ella: that doesn't mean we can't help each other right?
Scarlett: ...Eh yeah... Anyway we have to go, thanks
Then they left too
Mei: ummm... I know we have to win the challenge but couldn't we offer Ella a ride?
Scarlett: I'm pretty sure her team would have to came back for her after all she has the map
Topher: in that case whoever left her behind is going to be in real trouble if they lose
Meanwhile Sugar and Alice arrive to the third section were they give the fishing gear to the boys
Sugar: here
Shawn: thanks
As the boys takes the gear Dave noticed something
Dave: hey where's Ella?
Sugar: I left her on those rocks
Shun: you what?!
Sugar: what's the problem we gave you the supplies?
Scarlett: (offscreen) the supplies but not the map
The Maskwak look at the Kinosewak's speedboat arriving
Scarlett: did you forget that you need both the gear and the map to advance
Topher gives both objects to Piers
Piers: OK we have everything let's move
And the Kinosewak starts the last part of the race
Chris: TEAM KINOSEWAK HAS TAKEN BACK THE LEAD
The Maskwak glare at Sugar
Sugar: what?
Shun: well done Sugar you made us lose our lead!
Sugar: what so bad about can you just go without map?
Alice fed up with Sugar push her out of the boat
Sugar: (annoyed) hey!
Alice: (outraged) I just had it with you, I'll get back Ella and you better pray that we win this challenge otherwise you are going straight to the cannon!
Alice turn around and leave to get back Ella
With the Kinosewak
Piers: (looking at the map) OK guys this the place
The Kinosewak were on the other side of the island
Piers: now listen we may have the lead but we don't know how much time it will take to retrieve the treasure so we have to find it fast, Max, Jasmine and Rio go to the stern and start fishing, I will go to the bow with Rodney to tell him how to operate the boat then I will join you here
Piers leaves as the three Kinosewak prepare
Rio: he's really good at this
Jasmine: I'll say that mate sure know his way here
Max: I'll would have do a better job
Rio: I doubt it, any way let's get start it
As the girls begin fishing they notice that Max was swinging his fishing rod like a maniac catching and throwing anything his rod get
Jasmine: what are you doing ya dingo?!
Max: I'm trying to get that treasure, duh
On the bow the two boys were watching
Rodney: he's really bad at this
Piers: yeah... Anyways you know what you have to do right?
Rodney: Yes, as soon as we get the treasures I start the boat and go to the finish line
THUD
The two look behind and see Rio holding her head in pain and Max with a bucket on his fishing rod
Rio: OW! Watch what you catch with that thing
Max: hey it's not my fault
While that happen Jasmine approach the two boys
Jasmine: Piers, I know that we has to get the treasure, but do we really need his help
Piers: (sigh) I know Max is annoying and kind of useless but you got to learn to roll with the punches and go with the flow, besides it was either that or letting him drive
Jasmine: OK, I can accept that but better come here quickly he hits us again with whatever he gets
Piers: don't worry, I'm pretty sure that he already throws anything heavy that he can get here, besides most of that was only trash
However the next thing that Max's line catch was Piers pendant
Piers: (gasp) my pendant
But before anyone could do anything Max swing his rod and take Piers pendant with it
Piers: (mad) Max you hooked my pendant on the back swing, reel it in before I keelhaul ya!
Out of nowhere dramatic is being played confusing everyone
Rio: (confused) what's that music?
Piers: Oh no! (to Rio) Rio quick reel it in! Can you hear the music?!
Jasmine: what's the deal it's just music
Piers grab Jasmine by her shoulders and starts shaking her
Piers: just music... JUST MUSIC! THAT'S A '4/4 STRING OSTINATO IN D MINOR' EVERY SAILOR KNOW THAT MEANS DEATH! (to Rio) REEL IT IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Rio quickly take the rod out of Max's hands and start reeling back as Piers arrive next to her
Piers: (panicking) HURRY RIO THE MUSIC IS GETTING FASTER
Rodney: were is that music coming anyway?
Piers find a trap door that leads to a storage, and open it
Piers: there you are you stinkin' bilge rats!
Inside the storage was an orchestra playing, much to everyone confusion
Piers: (pleading) stop playing that music! Stop it! Please! I'm begging ya!
Rio: don't worry Piers I'm almost got it
As the music continues Piers was praying that Rio succeeded
Rio: (keep reeling) come on! Come on!
As the music finishes she manages to retrieve it
Rio: I did it!
Piers instantly takes back his pendant
Piers: thanks Rio for a second I thought I would lose it
Suddenly the music resumes and a shark jump in front of them making Piers drop his pendant, into the shark's mouth, after recovering from the shock Kinosewak look at the shark retreating
Jasmine: everyone OK?
Rio: I'm fine (look at Piers) Piers?
Piers: (shocked) my pendant... My mother's pendant... She gave it to me as a memento before passing away... and... now... is...
Piers fall to the ground and starts crying as the the Kinosewak, except Max, just look at him in shock after learning the value of that pendant, especially Rodney since he also lost his mother
Max: (uncaring) oh well to bad let's get that treasure
Rodney: No!
Everyone look at Rodney who has a serious expression on his face
Rodney: were not going after the treasure until we get Piers pendant back!
Jasmine: Rodney, I know you want to help Piers but remember what he said we have no idea how long it's going to take to find the treasure, we don't have time for it mate
Rio: besides how are we going to lure that shark back
Rodney: let's use the orchestra, Piers said that the track they were playing is a bad omen for sailor, besides the shark appeared as soon as the music started
Jasmine: I don't know mate, are you sure it wasn't a coincidence?
Rio: come on Jas, what are the chances of that happening on the first place?
Jasmine think for a minute before conceding
Jasmine: touché, so if we get the orchestra to play again we can retrieve the pendant from the shark
Rodney: well Piers clearly know more about that than us and he hasn't been wrong so far
Jasmine: OK I'll try to convince them, but we are going to need some bait just in case
Rio: I think I have an idea (point at Max)
The three look at him with devious expression
Max: what are you looking at?
Back with Alice
Alice finally made it back to the rock formation where Ella was waiting
Ella: greetings Alice
Alice: no time for greetings we have to go
Ella get on the boat but when Alice try to drive the boat it stopped
Alice: what's going on?
Ella: I think we're out of gas
Alice: great now what are we going to do?!
Ella: leave it to me
Ella proceed to sing
Back to the Maskwak
Shun: what's taking them so long?
The boys were still waiting for Alice and Ella
Silver: (look ahead) wait I think I see them
Silver point to the right and the boys saw Alice and Ella riding on sharks with Ella singing, needless to say the boys were taken back by the sight
Shawn: that's something you don't see everyday
Ella then gives the map to Dave
Dave: what happened?
Alice: we ran out of gas
Shun: anyway we got map let's go
And the Maskwak go to find treasure
Back to the Kinosewak
Max: Put me down or else...
Jasmine: (annoyed) shut the bloody hell up!
Max has been tied up and left hanging on a ridiculously big fishing rod to act as live bait
Jasmine: besides this whole mess is your fault so deal it you dingo!
Confessional
Rodney: note to self, never make Jasmine angry
End of Confessional
Rio: man, she's really mad
Rodney: yeah... How is Piers by the way?
Rio: he's calm down but can I ask you something Rodney?
Rodney: sure what?
Rio: why are you going so far to help Piers, I understand that you are buddies and that his pendant has a lot of sentimental value but still...?
Jasmine: I've been wondering that too, care to tell mate?
Rodney: well mostly cause I can relate with his situation
Rio: wait you mean...?
Rodney: yeah, my mother pass away when I was ten, so I understand what Piers must be feeling
Jasmine: crikey! Sorry we didn't know...
Rodney: it's OK
Rio: still it's nice from you to this, anyway if we still gonna do this we had to do it fast
Rodney: why?
Rio: (points behind her) cause the Maskwak are here
Rodney and Jasmine look where she pointing and sure enough the Maskwak just arrived
Shun: OK Silver you ready?
Shawn: you sure this is a good idea? Silver did mention aura reading isn't his thing
Silver: true but I still sense when there is something that doesn't belong and let's whatever Chris put on those chest are anything but treasure
Dave: (sarcastic) not shit Sherlock, can we get this done already?
Silver: sure give me a minute
Silver began to mediate
Rio: so we better get that pendant ASAP
Jasmine: agreed, Rodney get that orchestra starting
Rodney: on it
As Rodney leaves Piers comes
Piers: guys I appreciate that you are trying to get back my pendant and that you are willing to use Max as live bait but you don't have to throw up the challenge for me
Rio: don't worry Piers, we're not losing this challenge
Max: and how do you know that the will come?
Rodney: Oh he will come, (to the trap door) you can start
Suddenly the orchestra starts playing the 4/4 string ostinato in D minor making Max panic as the shark came closer Max became more scared and then he prepared to jump
Rio: now Jasmine lasso that shark
Jasmine: got you
Jasmine throw a lasso and grab the shark before pulling in on the boat
Piers: you actually got him
Rio: and now let's get pendant back
Max: someone is going let me down?!
Jasmine: I'll take care of that
As Jasmine leaves Rodney came back to the team as Rio pull the shark on his back
Rio: alright Rodney punch the shark on his stomach
Rodney: you sure that's gonna work?
Rio: yeah
Rodney proceed to punch the shark and the shark spit Piers pendant and funny enough it hit Max's face
Max: hey
Piers my pendant! (grabs his pendant) thank you guys
Rodney: no problem, now only we have to find that treasure
As soon as he said that the shark spit out a little chest that also hit Max's face
Jasmine: hey it's the treasure
Rio: wow what do you know?
Rodney: (to Piers) captain we what are our orders?
Piers: (putting his pendant) Rodney secure the treasure, Rio send that shark back to sea and Jasmine make sure that Max doesn't cause more trouble, we have a challenge to win
Kinosewak (but Max): aye aye captain!
As the Kinosewak began to leave the Maskwak manage to get the treasure
Silver: we got the treasure
Dave: and just in time the Kinosewak is leaving
Shun: then let's go then, Shawn full speed ahead
And the Maskwak begin to follow
Well cut to the finish line were Chris and the remaining of each team were waiting
Chris was looking through a pair of binoculars
Chris: and the Kinosewak is in the lead with the Maskwak close behind
Both teams were getting close to the finish
Shun: we're still behind
Shawn: I got an idea I'm going to ram their motor that way they are sitting ducks
Dave: I'm not sure if that's a good idea?
Shun: right now we don't have much of a choice, ram them
Shawn: yeah!
Shawn began to speed up the boat
Rio: the Maskwak are going to ram us!
Piers: hang tight everyone I got this
And just when the Maskwak boat was going to ram the Kinosewak's the Kinosewak boat submerge underwater to the shock of the Maskwak, who stop on the same spot the Kinosewak submerge
Shawn: (speechless) did you guys see that or I'm going crazy?
Shun: (speechless) if what you see was a ship submerging underwater then we saw it too
Dave: (speechless) but how is that possible?
Silver: umm... guys we should move from here
Shawn: why?
As soon as he asked that the Kinosewak boat spears through their ship sending it flying
Shawn: NEVER MIND!
And they crashed near the finish line as the Kinosewak cross the finish line
Chris: and the Pimâpotew Kinosewak win again, you can keep whatever is in the chest and also you get this week delivery from Pirate's Catch Seafood Restaurant! Where you can get pirate treasure and get away with it!
The Kinosewak cheers as the Maskwak boys are wash up to the shore, Dave was covered in seaweed Shun has a fish in his mouth and Silver ha saw starfish on his face
Dave: well that was a disaster
Shun: (spitting the fish) no kidding
Sky: hey where Shawn?
Shawn: (offscreen) I'm here
The Maskwak look to see Shawn stuck on a big clamp
Silver: (getting the starfish out of his face) leave to me, Ella can you give me a hand
Ella: sure
As both go to help Shawn, Sugar approaches the boys
Sugar: you boys really blew it we would have won if you hadn't stop when that boat sunk
Alice: that's not true we would have won if YOU hasn't left Ella behind
Sugar: what?!
Alice: if you hasn't leave Ella we would have never lose our lead in the first place
Sugar: (growl) why you...
Shun: OK, calm down, how about if go back to the cave and discuss it there
Sky: I agree, let's go
We cut to the Kinosewak treehouse where Piers is looking to the sunset when Rio join him
Rio: hey Piers how are you feeling?
Piers: I'm fine, what's on the chest
Rio: (annoyed) just some coins with Chris face on it
Piers: basically worthless junk
Rio: yup
Jasmine: (offscreen) hey Piers, Rodney has that weird look again
Rio: old habits die hard I guess
Piers: yeah... but what can I do about it
The we cut to Ella who is humming near a lake
Alice: (offscreen) hey Ella
Ella look behind her to see Alice coming at her
Alice: I talked with the others and we decided to vote Sugar of, I know you want to befriend her but she doesn't contribute to the team and also we lost because of her
Ella: I know you are right but...
Alice: listen just vote with us and we can talk about this later OK?
Ella: OK, you know Alice you are a good friend
Alice: thanks Ella
The two leave unaware that Sugar listen everything
Confessional
Sugar: so Alice want to get rid of me, I guess I have to use some of my pageant skills
End of Confessional
Elimination Ceremony: Waneyihtam Maskwak
The Maskwak arrived to see Chef delivering their meals to the Kinosewak Piers and Rio ordered crab cake Jasmine ordered fried octopus, Topher, Mei and Rodney ordered lobster risotto and Sammy, Max and Scarlett ordered salmon
Chris: welcome back to elimination Maskwak, you couldn't keep yourself from losing huh... Anyway get voting
[VOTING CONFESSIONAL]
Dave: (holds a paper with Sugar's name) Sugar I don't need a reason to vote for you
Shawn: (holds a paper with Sugar's name) You have been nothing but pain, so Honey Boo Hoo to you!
Sky: (holds a paper with Sugar's name) I don't know what you have against Ella but that cost us the challenge so you have to go
Alice: (holds a paper with Sugar's name) I'm going to enjoy seeing you on that cannon
Sugar: (holds a paper with Alice's name) if you think I'm going home tonight then you are mistaken
Shun write down his vote, while Ella hesitate for a moment, Silver put his vote on the ballot box
[END OF VOTING CONFESSIONAL]
Chris: the votes are but let's see who are safe tonight, let's see...
Dave
Sky
Shawn
Ella
Shun
And Silver you all safe
Chris tossed marshmallows to the safe Maskwak
Chris: Alice and Sugar one of you of going home today
Alice smirk at Sugar who seem really calm for some reason
Chris: now for the votes
First vote... Sugar
Second vote... Sugar
Third vote... Sugar
Fourth vote... Alice
Fifth vote... Alice
Sixth vote... Alice
Seventh vote... Alice
Chris: that's 4 votes Alice and 3 votes Sugar one vote left
The Maskwak were confused and nervous by the fact that Alice somehow has 4 votes while Sugar was smiling
Chris: the loser today is...
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Chris: Alice! Five votes you're out
Ella gasp as Chris toss the final marshmallow to Sugar
Ella: what how?!
Dave: uh it's just me or all of the votes that were against Alice looked similar
Shun: besides how come Alice has more votes I'm sure everyone vote for Sugar
Sugar: you are crazy
Confessional
Sugar: yeah I rigged the votes that Alice want to vote me out just because she can't see past Ella's act well that what she for it
End of Confessional
Ella: (sad) Alice...
Alice: it's OK Ella don't be sad that's how this game is unfortunately, so don't fell bad
Ella: OK
Chris: Alice, the Cannon of Shame is that way
Soon enough, Alice on the Cannon of Shame and sporting an Evel Knievel helmet.
Alice: good luck everyone, kick Sugar's...
KABOOM!
Alice: BUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!
Chris: sixteen players left! Find out which fifteen get to hang! And which one goes bang! Next time! On Total… Drama... Pahkitew Island!
(End Credits)
-VOTES-
Dave: Sugar
Ella: Sugar (change it to Alice)
Shawn: Sugar (change it to Alice)
Sky: Sugar (change it to Alice)
Sugar: Alice
Shun: Sugar
Silver: Sugar (change it to Alice)
Alice: Sugar
-RESULTS-
Alice: 5 votes
Sugar: 3 votes
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
20. Leonard, The LARPer (Wâneyihtam Maskwak)
19. Beardo, The Human Soundboard (Wâneyihtam Maskwak)
18. Amy, The Evil Twin (Pimâpotew Kinosewak)
17. Alice, The Novel Reader (Wâneyihtam Maskwak)
Author's note: and here is the first boot of the new characters, something I noticed from my last fanfic is that the some of the new characters didn't have much of an impact on the story so I decided to fix that here, Alice here was always meant to be an early boot her purpose was mostly to start Ella's development specifically with the whole thing with Sugar since as you know in canon Ella never figured it out that Sugar hates her so I wanted to fix that and Alice is going to be the start of that development
About the challenge I got inspiration from my vacation trip to Chiloe, also there some references to other show during the challenge so if you know which shows are from say it on the reviews if don't know fell free to ask and I will tell next episode
Also some development for Rodney taking charge to get back the pendant for his buddy Piers
As always reviews are appreciated
Thank you all for reading! See you next episode