*I do not own Demon Slayer, Kimetsu no Yaiba. The Anime/Manga belongs to Ufotable and its author, Koyoharu Gotouge.
"Tanjiro" = Talking
"Tanjiro" = Thinking
Japan - Middle Alignment = Location
"Tanjiro" = Flashback
Crash! - Left Alignment = Sound effect
Short #2 - Spilling the Tea
Tanjiro's Mindscape
One night, while Tanjiro is sleeping, he and Onijiro are having one of their nighttime conversations in their shared mindscape where they practice using their Blood Demon Art. They were sitting across from each other in the snowy forest that made up the mindscape.
"So...who do you think's fucking who?" Onijiro says.
Tanjiro stares at Onijiro with a blank expression. "I just got here and that's how you want to start this conversation...?"
"What? It's a genuine question." Onijiro shrugged. "Don't tell me you haven't noticed all the sexual tension going on around here."
"Onijiro, could we maybe not talk about this right now...?" Tanjiro groaned as he held his hand to his face.
"Tsk! Fine..." Onijiro said as he remained quiet...for about three seconds. "And 'right now' has just passed, what do you think of Kanae and that Wind Hashira guy she keeps talking about? I mean, they're totally boning, right?"
"Okay, Onijiro, I seriously doubt people were saying the word 'boning' in Taisho Era Japan. Heck, I don't think that phrase was even invented in the West yet!" Tanjiro argued.
"Okay, first of all, don't break the fourth wall, man, you're better than that." Onijiro said. "And second, it's not my fault the author's a lazy prick who can't be bothered to do his fucking research."
"Classic Onijiro. Telling me not to break the fourth wall before proceeding to break it himself. Truly a textbook hypocrite." Tanjiro thought (And we'll be ignoring the fact that Onijiro can hear Tanjiro's thoughts because I don't know) before speaking. "Come on, he's trying his best."
"The best idea he could come up with for a Blood Demon Art is turning us into fucking solar panels. Not to mention it takes him like five to six months to post a chapter for any of his stories these days. I swear, the guy just comes up." Onijiro argued. "Now let's get back on topic."
"Could we not?" Tanjiro asked, not comfortable talking about other people's affairs.
"Too late. Now hear me out, I'm pretty sure Shinobu wants Tomioka's sword inside her-."
"STOOOOOP!" Tanjiro screamed.
Onijiro just laughs. "Hahaha! Oh man! Fucking with you will never not be funny!"
Tanjiro sighed before Onijiro held up his hands. "Alright, alright, if it bothers you that much I'll stop."
"Thank you..." Tanjiro sighed in relief as he decided to sit and relax.
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"...So have you noticed that Kanao keeps giving you 'Fuck me' eyes, or-."
"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?"
Short #3- Rock Paper Scissors!
*Play Rock Paper Scissors Song from Nichijou*
Insert Tanjiro and Makomo doing a little dance while singing.
"Saisho wa guu!" (First comes rock!)
"Sono tsugi paa!" (Then comes paper!)
"Guchopa wo nashi yo!" (You can't throw all of them!)
"Jan Ken Pon!" (I think most of us know that last part so I'm just not gonna bother translating lol.)
Tanjiro throws out rock while Makomo throws out scissors.
Makomo: "..."
Makomo then slices Tanjiro's hand off, only for it to grow back and throw out a paper.
Makomo Wins!
Tanjiro: "EEEEHHHH!?"
Sorry this one was so short...even though they're literally called shorts...
...See ya next time!