"Looks like it's another day with us being in another stupid story to torture us for the night." Ridley yawned while he went through a bunch of books shaking his dragon head since he was practically on the verge of falling asleep. "Why do you keep inviting us here?"
"Look it gets boring in here okay?" Female Robin responded with her fanning away a muffled fart she let out of stress. "I need more people to chat with so I don't have my mind turn into mush with all these books!"
"...Then why didn't she just get the others...?" Olimar questioned quietly since he had his helmet on as a way to have his speech not heard that loudly. "Not like we have anything better to do."
Indeed because just near the library within the Smash Mansion was something equally stupid going on.
"What is that bitch crying about now?" Mr. Resetti sighed upon trying to enjoy the night but couldn't since Paimon was crying.
Dry Bowser was busy grilling hot juicy delicious burgers while making sure his kart was being fixed up in the building's garage. "The newest update to her game requires too much space in her system's hardware and she can't take it."
"It's not fair, everyone hates me...!" Paimon cried with tears going out of her like waterfalls while she farted. "We were supposed to be the most loved-"
"Should you be surprised?" Rapi said, the red color coded Nikke unit firing at the various enemies approaching from the distance with her charging her rifle while she let out a fart herself. "You over promise so many things and you don't end up delivering on them."
Pikachu finished charging up everything with his electricity while he nodded in agreement upon looking for a bottle of ketchup. "Yes. You did this to yourself!"