Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: A decade later, and this is not only one of my most popular stories ever, it (mostly) became true years afterwards. Funny how events in real life turn out, huh?

The Time: Present Day

Arceus was in the headquarters of the Seaside Hillsters in the middle of Seaside Hill, being on the rooftop alongside his own R.O.B. unit, the time of day actually being night, specifically close to midnight, with Dry Bowser, Toadette, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha all in front of a giant rainbow colored warp portal that Arceus created, with Master Hand present alongside Arceus himself.

"So, you can tell that I need you guys to travel in time for this particular reason," Arceus started as he moved his head about.

Dry Bowser folded his skeletal arms as he sighed. "Damn it, Master Hand, the reasoning for this better be good."

Toadette nodded as she moved her arms about, complaining. "Yeah! I had to stop eating Dry Bowser's yummy pancakes for this."

"Well the reasoning is good, as you're about to find out from Arceus!" Master Hand stated as he snapped his fingers, disappearing, but not before saying, "Now if you excuse me, I got some urgent business to do..."

Silver waved his hands at Arceus for he shook his head in disapproval asking, "It's no use trying to argue. The thing is, what is it that it requires all of us?"

Petey mumbled in agreement, moving his big green leaves about while swishing his hips in a side moving motion.

Arceus chuckled as he tilted his head upward. "Oh, you're about to find out..." He hinted, with the group looking at each other oddly as Arceus continued chuckling. "Have you heard of a place called... Universal Studios Florida?"

"...Yes, and I have a bad feeling about this..." Dry Bowser remarked as he and the others listened to what Arceus had to tell them, the Pokemon God being as deliberately on point as possible, for the fate of the universe was in stake...

The Super Smash Brothers Go To Universal Orlando!

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus (co written in some earlier parts)

Time Of Occurrence: 2006

It was a typical warm, sunny day in the heart of Nintendo City. The smasher's mansion, located at 1000 Nintendo Lane, was teaming with life and greatness, for it was home of the most famous Nintendo characters. But, the typical warm, sunny day would turn into the Super Smash Brothers' greatest adventure... to the greatest theme park resort in the world.

...not that either the adventure of theme park where that great. For the most part. It's all about perspective, and that is 1 that is honest yet ironic, like the best things in life!

Peppy Ankylosaurus, a yellow sturdy, stubborn Ankylosaurus from Dinosaur Land, has been friends with Yoshi, one of the original playable characters from Super Smash Brothers 64, for years. He and Yoshi always did things together, but today was one day that neither one would forget.

"Hey Yoshi... lookie what I got!" Peppy shouted to Yoshi, as he sowed Yoshi several brightly colored passes.

Yoshi looked at the passes, and then it caught his attention. "Hey now...are those passes to Universal Studios?" He asked.

Peppy smiled as he nodded. "That's right. I found them near my computer a few days back while I was cleanin'. We can use this as our way to go on vacation for the summer!" He explained while swinging his tail club from side to side. "It beats being in this crummy old manor after lord knows what."

Yoshi scratched the back of his scale covered head. "But Peppy...what about the others?"

"Now don't you worry, Yoshi," Peppy said, as he patted Yoshi on the back. "We'll bring them along, too. Hell, let's make it a BIIIIIIIG trip. I'm gonna ask Dr. Hoshi to invite the Sonic crew, the Spongebob crew, and the Pokemon crew too."

"As well as the Banjo-Kazooie crew?" Yoshi suggested.

Peppy nodded. "Yep."

Yoshi just shook his head in surprise. "Golly."

"Riveting dialogue we're having." Peppy lambasted.

Yoshi placed his hands behind his back. "You say that as if we have any defining character, which clearly we don't."

Peppy nodded again. "Anyway, back on what I was saying. It's sorta a way to take a break from the craziness. I mean, look at the rest of them. They're arguing about two stupid car companies." Peppy then pointed to the main room below the two dinosaurs. "Again. As usual."

Most of the male smashers except Dr. Mario and Dr. Hoshi were fighting over which car company was better. There were even two sides: Toyota and Ford. Donkey Kong tossed a handful of barrels at the Toyota side, while Pikachu snuck some bombs into the Ford side. Several minutes later, the bomb ignited, and then...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Master Hand came down, alongside with Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser. He was EXTREMELY pissed. "THAT'S IT!" He shouted, "YOU WREAKED HAVOC ALL THE TIME, BUT THIS CUTS IT! ALL OF YOU ARE OUT OF THIS MANSION...FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mostly everyone screamed.

Dr. Mario ran in, looking around. "What's going on in here?"

"I'll tell you what," Master Hand said, angrily. "You're all out of this mansion for 4 months! That means you're out from June to September!"

"WHAT?" Dr. Mario shouted in disbelief. "That's inhuman!"

"Deal with it," Giga Bowser said.

Bowser slapped his forehead. "Ugh...how can we be so STUPID?"

"Well to be fair, we kind of are idiots," Roy remarked while lighting a nearby plant he disliked on fire using his sword, whistling innocently.

Princess Peach Toadstool rolled her eyes, not surprised by this predicament. "It's your fault for starting the war in the first place, guys!"

"Yeah. You and your weird fascination for things..." Princess Zelda added, albeit in a murmur as she couldn't say much due to the females being just as stupid at times.

Most of the male smashers hanged their heads in shame as some of the females gave them a cold glare.

"I guess that's true." Pikachu admitted as he lowered his ears.

"Well it's not for me." Pit admitted as he was licking a chocolate ice cream. "I've been chowing down on this yummy, sticky substance all morning!"

"Ewww." Ness stated as he moved away from Pit, feeling disgusted as Pit frowned in response to Ness.

"Hey, it's not like us girls are any better," Samus Aran pointed out as she was polishing up her armor.

"Yeah. We're all a bunch of wacked up idiots." Jigglypuff stated with a twirl and a smile as she spun her microphone up and down and all around at the speed of sound.

Yoshi turned to Peppy. "Heeeey... maybe now is your chance." He smirked, winking.

"Chance of what?" Captain Falcon asked as he flexed his muscles, wanting to show everyone his movies.

Peppy looked at the passes, and then he smiled. "Yoshi, that's it!"

"What's it?" Dr. Hoshi asked, approaching Peppy.

Both Yoshi and Peppy turned around to the purple Yoshisaurus that was actually just a Yoshi-like raptor dinosaur, eager then ever.

"Everyone is out of the mansion for 4 months," Peppy says, as he shows Dr. Hoshi the passes, "And just in luck, I got passes for Universal Orlando that are useful!"

Dr. Hoshi's eyes widened with glee. "Y-you... ya mean...!"

Yoshi nodded excitedly. "Yep! We can go to Universal Studios!"

"YAHOO!" Dr. Hoshi shouted gleefully, being quite a shock as it seemed weird that the scientist would scream in such a manner.

Everyone else looked up at Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi. All three of the anthropomorphic reptiles gulped and sweat dropped, nervously glancing at each other.

"What the fucking hell?" Pichu spoke, with her cursing not surprising anyone.

"That was random." Young Link added as he took a sip of his Lon Lon Milk, burping afterwards.

"Even I don't act like that." Peach added while letting out a big bassy fart, holding her hands together innocently.

"...Well that was out of character." Dr. Mario concluded with a casual shrug, his eyes lowered since he wasn't impressed.

"Bad call, doc." Yoshi whispered to Dr. Hoshi.

Dr. Hoshi frowned as he sighed, folding his arms while nodding his head. "I know, I know."

"If you know, then why did you blurt it out?" Peppy remarked, calling out on Dr. Hoshi.

Dr. Hoshi sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Because not everyone is perfect, Peppy."

"Well enough chit chatting. It's time for us to head out, because destiny determines that The Smashers Go To Universal Orlando!" Yoshi cheered!

"Did you have to scream the title?" Dr. Hoshi and Peppy groaned simultaneously...

...Yoshi puffed his face cheek as he folded his arms. "What, I can't make the story more meta?"

"I'm right here you know." Meta-Knight growled as he was cleaning his sword.

Back In The Present "Future'

"...so that's it, huh?" Dry Bowser remarked as he sighed, folding his boney arms together. "Humph. I don't like it that we have to do this escort mission and not have fun."

"I thought we were gonna save Orlando," Toadette remarked as she twirled around.

"I thought we were going to save all of time," Silver remarked as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.

"I thought we were gonna make a crappy cutaway gag just like the times Family Guy did," Petey Piranha remarked as he glanced up and down and all around, waiting for a cutaway to happen. Thus lo and behold, he got his wish.

The 'Present" 2006

Several minutes later, all of the smashers including Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi were tossed out of the mansion. How was this possible is a question that's not worth answering because this is fanfiction.

Crazy Hand appeared outside the mansion door and said, "Remember: you're not coming back for 4 looooong months."

And with that, the giant glove slammed the door shut, leaving the smashers outside.

"Thank goodness I got my cheesecake," Pichu remarked as she proceeded to eat up her cheesecake.

"To be fair, I needed a break from that damn mansion. My suit was getting rusty," Samus Aran admitted as she was fixing up her green arm cannon.

Peppy got up and appeared in front of everyone. "Guys...we're gonna go to the GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH!"

"But... what IS the greatest place on the Earth?" Roy asked as he folded his arm.

"Is it Walt Disney World?" Marth asked while stepping forward.

Peppy frowned. "No..."

"Disneyland?" Peach suggested, blinking while holding her hands together.

"...No..." Peppy said, a bit annoyed.

Link decided to speak up and walked up to Peppy, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "Di-"

Peppy slapped his forehead. "NO! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WALT FREAKIN' DISNEY!" He shouted angrily.

"Rude." Donkey Kong commented as he munched on his yellow ripe bananas.

"THEN WHAT?" The smashers except Yoshi, Dr. Mario, Donkey Kong, and Dr. Hoshi yelled in annoyance.

Peppy showed them the passes. "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA!"

Awkward silence. And then...

"GUH?" Everyone except Yoshi, Peppy, Dr. Hoshi, and even Bowser shouted in disbelief.

"I'm not surprised. You always had a thing for Universal Studios for some reason," Bowser stated calmly despite having shouted along with the rest of the Smashers previously.

"Why are we going THERE?" Sheik moaned.

Peppy sighed. "Because it's a lot better than Disney."

"I agree with the yellow ankylosaurus!" Peppy Hare stated as he, too, loved Universal Studios, and vastly preferred it over Disney.

Ness's jaw dropped. "How is ANYTHING BETTER than DISNEY?"

Peppy placed his hands on his hips. "Because it's Universal, duh!"

"But... It's A Small World, After All!" Popo and Nana chimed in unison as the Ice Climbers began to sing the infamous tune.

"I swear to god, if you actually sing that piece of shit, I'm going to fucking choke you." Ganondorf growled as the Ice Climbers kept singing, only for him to grab Popo, which caused both of them to stop in fright. "I mean it."

Dr. Hoshi shrugged. "Look, instead of just arguing and getting nowhere with nonsense, let's just go there and have some fun."

"Yeah," Bowser added while munching on some popcorn chicken, "Plus, we can pick up some of our other friends, too."

"Like who?" Snake asked, rubbing his chin with his right hand.

Yoshi stood up as he rolled his right hand, trailing off, "Like Sonic and his seemingly endless gang of friends, Banjo and Kazooie,, Ash, May, Brock, Misty, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton... you know, the usual bunch of filler slots who will be forgotten occasionally."

"Oh," Everyone except Yoshi, Bowser, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi mumbled.

"Yeah, non Smasher characters. That would be swell." Meta Knight sarcastically remarked with a roll of his eyes.

"I wish we got some breakfast..." Pit mumbled as he looked at his grumbling stomach.

Pikachu just scoffed while sucking up packets of ketchup. "Pffft, everything is food to you, angel boy."

"...Then what the hell are we just standing here for?" Luigi laughed as he moved his arms about, "Let's go to Universal!"

"YEAH!" Everyone shouted, as they hopped into the Smash Bus and took off towards the airport.

"So, you're gonna make that call?" Captain Falcon asked Yoshi.

"Well, yeah... just give me a moment." Yoshi stated as he pulled out a cellphone that was shaped like his head. How original.

Is This Even The Future Present Past Its Natural Time Frame

Lucina hummed as she was in the refurbished Super Smash Brothers Mansion on Isle Delfino from Super Mario Sunshine, several miles west of the bustling Delfino Plaza. She paused as she noticed a giant newspaper placed behind glass, taking a glance at it to read it carefully.

"2006, the Super Smash Brothers have been banned from the mansion and departed for Florida to head to Universal Orlando..." Lucina read as she glanced up, to see Shulk and the Robotic Operation Buddy run up to her. "Huh? What's up, guys?"

"Lucina, I think me and R.O.B. discovered why everything is acting all wonky now!" Shulk remarked as he stood up, wiping his forehead with his right hand. "Something strange is causing the space time continuum to go bonkers! It ties in what happened to the Smashers in 2006!"

Lucina placed her hands on her hips. "Well how are we going to go back in time and fix it? We don't exactly have a time traveling device..."

"It is no problem." R.O.B. interrupted as he raised his metal gray arms. "I know of a famous scientist. You two may recognize him. He will definitely help us out."

"Well? What are you waiting for?" Shulk remarked as he placed his hands on his hips, glancing at R.O.B. "Lead the way!"

Nodding his head, the gray colored robot began heading back to the mansion, with Lucina and Shulk following him, not too sure if it was going to work. Meanwhile, Lucario was on the balcony of his room in the mansion, having watched the scene that occurred.

"Hmm..." Lucario murmured, his arms crossed together as he was feeling suspicious. "What are those three up to...?"

The Bulk and Skull theme began playing, with Lucario growling as he turned his head around, to see Toon Link and Bowser Junior, who were both riding inside Bowser Jr.'s clown car.

"Told you he would catch on eventually," Bowser Jr. stated to Toon Link.

Toon Link sighed in defeat as he shook his head, closing his eyes. "D'oh. At least we managed to keep up a good streak..."

You All Know We Had To Go Back Into 2006 For 1 Last Go Around

"Hey guys, guess where we're going!?" Ash Ketchum exclaimed as he stood in front of Brock and Dawn, being in some random route in the Sinnoh region. "To Universal Orlando!"

"That's swell!" Dawn remarked as she held her hands together, smiling. "Are you gonna take your Pokemon?"

"...Actually, Dawn, you're not coming. We need you to watch our Pokemon." Ash remarked as he wrapped his right arm around Brock. "Me and Brock were asked to come along with some of our old friends."

"Awesome! I can't wait to see Misty and May again!" Brock remarked with a smirk as Ash coughed, causing Brock to groan. "Oh, and Max. Yay."

Dawn sighed in defeat. "Oh well... I'm sure you'll have a good time..." She admitted, sniffling as she felt defeated.

Meanwhile in the bushes behind them, everyone's favorite trio of idiots, the notorious Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth) were snooPING AS usual, you see, being near da twerps as they overheard them.

"Universal Studios Florida, huh?" Jessie remarked as she rubbed her hands together. "Well, those twerps are gonna have a bad time when we hitch a ride."

"Yes. And we'll not just take their Pokemon and ruin their vacation..." James trailed on as he flipped his bottle caps. "...we'll have a little bit of fun ourselves!"

"Yeah! Nothing can stop the power of teamwork!" Meowth added as he posed. "And when I say that, I mean we're gonna just fuck their shit up!"

"WAAA...buffet!" Wobbuffet exclaimed, with the TRio giggling like the maniacal idiots they were as they decided to put their plan into motion.

"Whoa...!" Banjo exclaimed as he gathered his friends around his yellow house in Spiral Mountain, flailing his arms about. "Did you guys hear the news?"

"Yeah, wonderful." Kazooie sarcastically remarked as she was playing a first person shooter on the X-Box 360 she and Banjo got for free from Microsoft. "I can't wait to go on yet another dumb adventure where we collect a bunch of useless junk..."

"Hey! What's with all the racket?" Bottles exclaimed as he dashed up to the bear and bird duo while adjusting his glasses.

"Mumbo overheard something about Orlando." Mumbo Jumbo stated as he adjusted his mask, blinking his eyes.

"Oh, we got invited to go on vacation with several of the Nintendo guys," Kazooie casually stated as she rolled her eyes.

"Way to ruin the surprise," Banjo sighed as he shook his head.

Tooty suddenly ran up to her brother, bouncing about as she blinked. "Wow, we get to go on vacation with the Nintendo gang? That sounds exciting!"

"It sounds better than having to travel with Microsoft's XBox guys..." Brentilda stated as she waved her fairy wand around, with the others nodding in agreement.

"Hey! I can be a cool guy!" Master Chief from Halo stated as he suddenly appeared over the cartoony characters.

Banjo and Kazooie exchanged glances with each other as they began laughing, the others laughing along them as Master Chief sighed, the guy from Halo solemnly heading towards the actual Spiral Mountain for whih the location was named after, being watched by a certain wicked witch named Gruntilda Winkybunion.

"Guys! You'll never believe it!" Spongebob Squarepants exclaimed as he gathered his friends at the Krusty Krab in the sea city of Bikini Bottom. "We're going to a theme park, and one that's not Glove World! Isn't it exciting!?"

"You bet, Spongebob!" Sandy Cheeks exclaimed as she wrapped her arm around Spongebob. "Why, I can't wait to see where we're gonna end up!"

"Ahaha!" Patrick Star laughed while stuffing Krabby Patties into his mouth. "You said end up! Why not start down?"

"It sounds like a much needed retreat that I need," Mr. Eugene Krabs stated as he held Sheldon Plankton in one of his claws. "And I can keep an eye on old Plankton to boot."

"Don't count on being so excited, Krabs." Plankton grumbled as he had his stubby arms folded together. "You're not gonna make money off this."

"Hooray." Squidward Tentacles sarcastically remarked with a yawn, feeling he was going to get involved in yet another stupid episode... despite the fact that the thing was much bigger than- "All right, we get it, just shut up already!"

"...You know, I think I rather just hang out at the mall." Pearl commented as she was putting makeup on.

"I'll have to concur, I have to keep the boating school in 1 piece," Mrs. Puff added as she adjusted her cute blue hat.

Karen looked around as the computer wife sighed. "Well I guess that leaves me to the Chum Bucket."

And then everyone laughed as Spongebob made more Krabby Patty burgers for everyone.

"Hey Yoshi, I noticed that you didn't call up Birdo." Peppy pointed out as he and the others were all heading on a dirt paved road towards the airport that was between Nintendo City and Onett since it was clearly the most memorable location from Mother Earthbound.

Yoshi laughed as he licked his lips after stuffing fruits down his mouth. "Oh, I'm sure that she wouldn't mind-"

"Isn't she your girlfriend?" Dr. Hoshi pointed out while adjusting his light blue glasses.

Yoshi began sweating nervously. "Well about that-"

Birdo then approached the dinosaurs, slapping Yoshi across the face as Dr. Hoshi and Peppy exchanged glances with each other, with the group of Smashers also looking confused.

"What the hell, you're going off without us?" Birdo snapped as she pulled out a picture of her and the other Yoshi Kart racers.

"I didn't think that you would care!" Yoshi responded as he shrugged in response.

Birdo slapped Yoshi again, following it up by firing an egg right at his face. "Well I do and now I'm going off on my own trip without you! Learn to have perspective, you big nosed freak!"

And with that, Birdo left as Yoshi dropped his jaw in disbelief, with Dr. Hoshi and Peppy not knowing what to say as they glanced awkwardly at each other.

"Well this is awkward." The Smashers all muttered in different ways.

"No shit, stupid." Yoshi groaned as he placed his right hand on his face, wondering if Birdo was going to take this to heart.

King K Rool emerged from the bushes as he laughed, tapping his fingertips together as he was plotting something.

"Haha... those fools are off on a vacation, eh? Well I'll just do horrible things to their home while they're gone!" K. Rool laughed as he somehow wasn't detected, proceeding to put on 1 of his many disguises as he went from bush to bush undetected in the process.

Author's Note: Ta-da! I like saying that. Anyway, that's the start of the smashers' greatest vacation adventure ever! A-herm. Now, if you excused me, I got more exciting chapters to make! (Runs off)

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Isn't it funny how this story started off as less of a proper Super Smash Bros. and more of a random crossover because of the influx of Banjo-Kazooie and Spongebob Squarepants character? And that it involved Sonic The Hedgehog before he officially became part of the Super Smash Brothers franchise? Even more with the bear and bird actually becoming part of this Nintendo centric gaming hall of fame that evolved within a party platform fighting game? Yeah, kind of strange, isn't it?

"Not really, no." Dry Bowser yawned while he and the others were walking around Universal Studios Florida in the present day, exploring the theme park while they were looking at the script.

Gruntilda was adjusting her purple scarf and she shook her head, the green warty witch patting her black witchy hat. "Yeesh! Why do you seem so out of tune, you skeletal prune?"

"Oh geeze..." Pikachu sighed as he drooped his ears, shaking his head as he held some packets of ketchup in his yellow hands. "It's gonna be one of those stories..."

Time Of Occurrence: 2006

The scene enters at the Nintendo Airport, where all of the Super Smash Brothers are preparing their trip. They all enter the plan, looking back one more time before they go. Being that it was 2006, all members of the Super Smash Brothers were from Melee, with a few of them being the first newcomers from Brawl's original trailer, all of them playable of course.

"Man, this trip to Universal is going to be so friggin' good!" Melee Roy from Fire Emblem exclaimed as he held his hands together, the red headed swordsman feeling optimistic. "All of the Smashers, together on one big vacation!"

"Plus me!" Toad shouted obnoxiously as he popped out of Princess Peach Toadstool's royal dress, running up to Roy and moving his hands around. "I may not be playable, but I have a pretty crucial role in helping Princess Peach!"

"Yeah, sure. You're not even a playable character, yet you act all so proud and mighty." Roy pointed out with a sigh as he rolled his eyes, not impressed about Toad's boast as he left the red spotted, white capped, blue vest wearing humanoid mushroom boy, who sighed in defeat as he was yet again treated like dirt.

"No one understands me..." Toad remarked as he sniffled a bit, shaking his head. "I wish Toadette was with me to comfort me... not even Princess Toadstool seems to give a care..."

"That's because you're a mushroom, dumbass." Wario remarked as he was shoving cloves of garlic down his mouth, scratching his butt while wearing his biker clothes from WarioWare. "I wish I could bring Waluigi with me. He provides entertainment."

"In case you can't tell, I'm trying to raise money here," Waluigi shouted to Wario as the tall lanky man was selling some old clothes of his, trying to do something other than appear in sports and party games all the time.

"Used clothing? Who would buy that?" Princess Daisy scoffed as she and Birdo walked by the stand, laughing.

"Poor Waluigi, he just doesn't get any respect!" Birdo stated as Daisy laughed in agreement, with Waluigi growling as he realized his fate as roster filler.

"Don't worry, Waluigi, you'll get your chance," Toadette (from the same time period of this fic, 2006) stated as she randomly walked by.

Dry Bowser (2006) scoffed as he was cleaning the floors, shaking his head. "Ha, yeah, and that mushroom boyfriend of yours will actually get his own game without someone else being in the title..." He muttered quietly to himself.

ANYWAY, back to our main idiots...

"Yo Snake," King Bowser Koopa said to the mercenary as they were all preparing to head onto the airplane, "Did you forget anything at the mansion before we left? Cause if you did, then it's tough luck..."

Solid Snake checked his equipment. "Nope. Got everything here. Oh, I also brought some Mars Bars if anyone wants one."

"Mars bars, huh?" Bowser remarked as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, nodding. "Interesting."

"Ooh!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed, excited as she dashed up to Snake, holding her hands together. "I wanna Mars Bars!"

"Be careful, Peach," Pit piped up, holding his huge red and white bucket of hot, buttery popcorn, wobbling a bit, which in turn caused some popcorn kernels to fall right out. "If this whole thing falls, I'm gonna be in DEEP trouble..."

"Pit, where exactly did you even get that bucket of popcorn from?" Donkey Kong asked as he was munching on a ripe banana.

Pit chuckled nervously as he tilted his head to the right, shrugging. "Oh, you know, from those concession stands nearby."

"Huh. Interesting." Meta Knight admitted as he walked past Donkey Kong and Pit, taking a good glance around the place.

"I just said that!" Bowser remarked with a smile as he glanced at Meta Knight.

"Really? Do tell." Meta Knight stated as he glanced at his sword. "You know, the dialogue we get in this story... is pretty bland."

"What else is new?" Pikachu commented as he was sucking up the ketchup from the ketchup packages he took from one of the concession stands.

"Does Pikachu really have to show off how much he likes ketchup?" Marth sighed as he was brushing his blue hair.

"Hey, ketchup is his thing, Marth. You shouldn't judge people." Link stated as he adjusted his green cap. "Especially considering... your donut incident..."

"I thought we agreed that you would never bring that back up!" Marth growled as he blushed in embarrassment, remembering a certain discriminating event that marked him as the joke of the month for the Smashers years back.

"Let's just hope that we actually get some focus in this story..." Zero Suit Samus admitted as she was checking her gun.

"Oh, I'm sure we will," Samus Aran replied, being in her regular power suit, with Zero Suit Samus being a clone created specifically by Dr. Mario.

"Is everyone ready for the airplane ride?" Dr. Mario asked as he adjusted his doctor's uniform.

"You better believe it, doc!" Roy stated as he was pumping his arms in the air with excitement.

"I hope they have cheesecake!" Pichu remarked as she was licking her lips, getting a vibe for some more cheesecake.

Young Link sweatdropped as he felt nervous, noticing that Pichu was glancing at him. "Uh oh... I hope Pichu doesn't try and eat me up again..."

"Wait, Pichu tried to eat you?" Ness remarked as he approached Young Link. "How did that happen?"

Young Link sighed as he faced Ness. "'He thought I was cheesecake."

"He? Excuse you, you dumb fairy looking bitch, but I'm a girl!" Pichu snapped as she zapped Young Link, which in turn caused her to be shocked herself, groaning in pain alongside Young Link.

Ness squinted as he noticed the others looking at them, causing the young human PSi powered boy (who apparently was a teenager despite looking like a kid in elementary school) to raise his hands in defense. "I didn't do it!"

"Sure you didn't... and I'm sure you don't reset your game either, punk." Mr. Resetti growled as he glared right into the soul that Ness had, which in turn made Ness wet himself in fright as he whimpered.

"Mamma mia..." Luigi remarked as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "These adventures just keep getting crazier and crazier..."

Snake reached into his cooler and pulled out a Mars Bar for Peach... which happened to be half a meter long. "New Mars Bars 'Megas'. They're twice as long as the original."

Peach grabbed the Megas Mars Bars, and she wolfed it down, letting out a huge burp as she innocently giggled afterwards, holding her hands together as she had her usual innocent smile.

"Oh my, excuse me!" Peach apologized as she kept giggling, farting out a cute little poot as she meekly shrugged in response.

"Damn," Pikachu bluntly stated, having watched Peach devour the entire thing, "She must like those bars. She acted like Kirby and Yoshi for a moment there."

Snake gawked, his eyes a bit widened from surprise. "A half meter candy bar... eaten in seconds..."

"Please. We can eat faster than that!" Kirby stated as he popped up in front of Snake and Pikachu, referring to himself and Yoshi, who nodded in agreement to Kirby's statement.

"Hey, don't forget me!" Pit stated as he towered over Kirby, puffing up his cheeks as he felt insulted that he wasn't mentioned.

"Ehh, whatever. I'm more fond of cheesecake," Pichu randomly brought up as she was munching on some cheesecake that she snuggled out of the Smash Mansion before getting kicked out, still eying Young Link, who had just recovered from the shock he received.

"Seriously, stop it. You're creeping me out," Young Link responded to Pichu as he then had to hide behind Ganondorf just to feel comfortable.

"... no comment." Ganondorf remarked as he looked behind him to see Young Link, then glancing at Pichu. The King of Evil growled as he could hear Link and Princess Zelda chuckling about the predicament, wanting to punch both of their faces in with his Warlock Punch.

"C'mon-a, gang-a!" Mario said with his Italian accent, marching forward towards the plane. "Let's-a go-a before-a the-a plane-a takes-a off-a!"

"Okay, ok." Pikachu said upon which he, Peach, Snake, Pit, armored Samus and Bowser all entered the plane, with the other Smashers following. "You don't need to repeat twice, but during the stone age..."

"When did Mario's Italian accent get so thick?" Pit commented to Snake, who shrugged in response.

"Unfortunately, he gets like this frequently." Bowser sighed; he went through the small lanes in between passenger seats. "You'll get used to it when you have to fight this clown for years on end like I do."

"I heard-a that." Mario remarked; he and Bowser gave each other a nine yard stare, making the others feel a bit uncomfortable.

Samus looked around, and she spotted a familiar brown bear with yellow shorts and a blue backpack, not to mention a bright red crested Breegull bird inside said backpack. "Hey! It's Banjo and Kazooie!" Samus shouted, pointing to Banjo-Kazooie.

Banjo turned around and waved. "Heya guys! Nice to see you here!" He greeted, managing to speak perfect English after years of speaking in the gibberish style that everyone in Banjo-Kazooie spoke in.

"Yeah, nice to see you all finally got out of your dumb old stupid mansion." Kazooie remarked with a sly snark as she smirked, causing Banjo to slap her as she stepped out of Banjo's backpack, mumbling to herself.

"Still as snarky when we last saw her..." Captain Falcon chuckled after flexing his muscles to the various human tourists, who were in awe of the F-ZERO pilot.

"Great, just what I need to put me down." Gruntilda Winkybunion grumbled as she was in her original, warty green self, shaking her head in disgust, her arms folded, having been in the process of reading a magazine about airplane travel. "The circus of Nintendo freaks is in town."

"Nice to see you too, Grunty." Bowser stated with a smirk as he waved hello to her in the process.

"How come she willingly came along?" Ganondorf asked Mewtwo, who just shrugged in response as they sat with Bowser.

Yoshi smiled as he took a seat next to Banjo. "Thanks. Are everyone else on board yet?"

Banjo nodded sideways. "No, but they're coming aboard now," he told Yoshi.

Kazooie was sitting in the seat in front of Yoshi, alongside with Tiptup. "Boy, am I going to like this trip!"

Tiptup smiled, having some headphones wrapped around his neck. "Yeah! I never have been to Orlando before."

The Sonic Team, at that moment, came onto the airplane.

"Speaking of which," Banjo said, pointing to Sonic The Hedgehog and the colorful Sonic crew, "Here they are."

"Hiya, Sonic!" Peppy greeted, shaking Sonic's hand. "Nice to have you aboard!"

Sonic shook Peppy's hand. "Same to you." He said with a smile. "This trip's gonna rock!"

"Nice to see you aboard too, Sonic!" Spongebob Squarepants shouted, as he and his friends Patrick Star, Squidward Q. Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, and Sheldon J. Plankton all came aboard.

Patrick laughed. "We never had been on an vacation to nowhere! We always go around Bikini Bottom!"

Squidward rolled his eyes. "Patrick... you mean the WORLD."

Patrick scoffed, folding his arms together. "World, smirl. It's all the same."

"Actually, Patrick," Sandy explained, "Bikini Bottom's only a dot compared to the world."

Patrick only drooled in dismay. Sandy and Squidward sighed and took their seats.

"I can't believe I got talked into this," Plankton grumbled as he had his stubby green arms folded together.

Mr. Krabs chuckled as he held Plankton in his grasp. "Well, you needed to get out of that old crummy home of yours. Plus, I don't trust leaving the secret formula behind for you to steal."

"I guess that's true." Plankton sighed in disappointment as he placed his right hand on his face. "I guess Karan will have to clean up the Chum Bucket while I'm gone."

Popo nodded, placing his brown mallet down on his seat. "Yeah! We're gonna have one hell of a time in Universal Orlando!"

"You can say that again!" Amy Rose giggled as she faced Popo, happy to see a familiar person with a giant mallet.

Popo was about to say it again, when Shadow The Hedgehog cupped his mouth with his own hand.

"She was being rhetorical. You don't actually have to say it again." Shadow growled as he glared at Popo.

Nana and Amy exchanged glances with each other as they watched Shadow trying to silence Popo.

"...Is he always like this?" Nana asked Amy.

"Only when he doesn't have his coffee." Amy admitted as she sat down next to Nana.

Ash Ketchum and the human Pokemon anime crew came on next. "How is everyone?" Ash waved to them all.

Yoshi's eyes were turned into hearts as he rushed to May. "MAY! YOU'RE HERE TOO?" He shouted, surprised.

May hugged Yoshi. "How are you, Yoshi?" She kissed him on the nose.

Yoshi blushed, and then he said, "Oh, I'm perfect, May. But with you around, everything's better!"

"I forgot that Yoshi had a crush on May," Donkey Kong remarked to Shadow, who turned around upon hearing his name mentioned.

"Well, we all tend to forget somethings we had in the past." Shadow stated as he then took out a picture of Maria, looking at it closely. "Maria..."

Donkey Kong squinted his eyes as he shrugged, trying to make himself comfortable in his seat. "I just hope this plane has some banana cream pie..."

"Who needs that when you ha-" Pichu was about to ramble about cheesecake, when Falco Lombardi covered her mouth.

"Enough of the goddamn cheesecake already! Nobody cares!" Falco stated as he knocked the young electric mouse Pokemon on the head, dusting his feathery hands off. "Personally, I prefer the pizza cake."

"You didn't have to be mean, Falco." Fox McCloud remarked as he was stretching his arms out, just for you big guy. "What the... did someone attempt to combine the lyrics to the Donkey Kong rap with Baneposting?"

"What's Baneposting?" Nana remarked as she faced Fox, genuinely curious.

"...You'll find out in six years, kid." Fox replied to the female pink clad Ice Climber as he placed his right hand on his forehead, sighing. "I knew I shouldn't have done that time travel gig with Crazy Hand..."

"Man, it sounds like you're doing all kinds of awesome stuff!" Cream The Rabbit stated as she held Cheese, her personal regular Chao, in her hands. "I wish my mom would let me do more awesome stuff!"

"Trust me, anything involving Crazy Hand tends to usually not be awesome." Fox replied to Cream as he fixed his green pants.

Pikachu gave Ash a high five. "Cool! So you decided to come too, Ash?"

Ash nodded. "Couldn't miss the chance to see you again Pikachu."

May turned around. "Look Yoshi! I've got something here so you can be with me all the time." She undid her shorts and pulled them around, revealing blue cotton panties with Yoshi's face printed all over them, plus the waistband said "I 'heart' Yoshi."

Yoshi cheered loudly, and he hugged May. "Oh May! Thank you! Now I'm even HAPPIER than before!" He then remembered something. "Oh yeah!" He rushed to his seat and patted at the emptied seat. "I saved this seat for you, May!"

May giggled and sat in the seat. "Thanks Yoshi!" She kissed him again.

Yoshi giggled goofily as Banjo chuckled, with Amy Rose cooing in delight as Kazooie wasn't impressed.

"Aww, aren't they just CUTE together?" Amy remarked to Banjo, who nodded in agreement, squealing with delight. "Oh, I just wanna give them a big, comfy hug!"

"Typical lovestruck idiot." Kazooie murmured as she turned to her right, to see Rouge The Bat taking a seat next to her. "Nice to have your company, Rouge," Kazooie commented.

"Hey there, how have you been Kazooie?" Rouge asked in response, stretching her arms.

Kazooie sighed. "I've been great, Rouge. Though me and Banjo recently have been on the news. Something about us getting a new game."

"Oh, really?" Tiptup asked as he was trying to think of what new music to write up..

Kazooie nodded, moving her red wings around. "Yep. It's our 8th anniversary for starring in Banjo-Kazooie."

"Wow! That sounds exciting!" Rouge gushed. "It makes me want to go and collect some more jewels!"

Kazooie and Tiptup eyed each other as they watched Rouge flirt about jewels, shrugging as they tried to get Rouge back to her senses.

"So Snake," Charmy Bee asked, buzzing near the bearded mercenary as he placed his hands on his face. "How does it feel to be an actual member of the Super Smash Brothers?"

Snake thought for a moment. "It's a new experience. Being around big celebrities like the Mario Brothers..."

Link nodded, wrapping his left arm around Snake. "Snake, that cardboard box you were in must have given you nightmares... was it that cramp?"

Snake shrugged. "Eh. You get used to it. It's part of the job."

"I wish I had a box." Ness remarked as he toyed around with his yoyo, sighing as he shook his head.

"You always have me!" Popo stated as he held hands with Ness, making the PSI boy feel better as he blushed in response.

"Ooh, this is just like my fanfics!" Peach gushed as she noticed Ness and Popo having a bonding together.

"Ms. Peach, don't you think that's a little... naughty?" Cream The Rabbit politely stated, with her Chao, Cheese, simply tilting his head in confusion.

"It's not naughty if you endorse it, silly." Peach replied to Cream as she patted the rabbit on her head, going back to see Ness hugging Popo, blushing as she placed her hands on her face.

"Attention, everyone," The plane attendant said through the loudspeaker, "We are taking off to Universal Orlando now. Hold on to your personal belongings, and enjoy the ride."

"Wouldn't you just say Orlando, Florida? Or just Florida to be more... professional?" Shadow remarked as he folded his arms together.

"It's just an airplane, Shadow. Don't let it get to ya." Sonic chuckled as he poked Shadow, who growled in response.

And with that, the plane exited the airport and took off towards Florida, which was southwest from the Nintendo world.

"YEEEHAW!" Peppy shouted, as he looked out from his window. "Bye, Nintendo! See you in 4 months!"

"WOOT!" Spongebob and Patrick screamed excitedly, awaiting their vacation adventure. "We're ready!"

"I'm ready!" Mr. Krabs exclaimed as he rubbed his big meaty claws together. "...To make some money."

"Oh brother." Plankton remarked as he sat next to Gruntilda, taking out a smartphone and attempting to call his computer wife Karen.

Knuckles The Echidna waved out his window. "See ya in 4 months, SEGA!"

Miles 'Tails' Prower turned to Luigi. "Any reason why you're here?" He asked.

"I'm a hidden character in the Smash Brothers games remember?" Luigi told Tails.

Tails shook his head. "No, not that. Why you guys decided to go on vacation at this time."

"Because Master Hand banned us for four months," Roy said to Tails. "It's hard to think of anything but just waiting for 4 months to go by."

Tails gulped. "Good point."

Sonic winced. "Why'd he ban you anyway?"

"Cause we fought over on which car company was better," Captain Falcon explained as he posed heroically for no reason. "Toyota or Ford."

"Toyota, all the way," Mr. Game and Watch said, looking at everyone strangely.

"I can already tell this is going to be long..." Espio The Chameleon muttered as he rolled his eyes, taking a seat.

"Ooh, I like long stories!" Charmy joyfully exclaimed as he was buzzing about with excitement.

"Well calm yourself for now, because the fun has yet to begin," Vector The Crocodile instructed as he was adjusting his headphones, preparing to losten to a bunch of different musical tunes.

And thus, everyone got comfortable in their seats, with them prepared to enjoy the plane ride... if there wasn't a certain someone doing an old cliche regarding trips...

"Are we there yet?" Max asked.

"No." Yoshi flatly said.

"Are we there yet?" Max asked.

"Not yet," Brentilda said.

"Oh goddamn it, please don't tell me he's going to do this crap the entire time..." Bowser groaned as he was trying to read a newspaper.

"It looks like it. We just have to try and ignore him," Ganondorf pointed out as he was painting his nails.

Several minutes later, with the plane high in the clear blue sky with the white puffy clouds of cloudy goodness...

"OK, Are we there yet?" Max asked as he was tugging down his green shirt.

"Nope." Brock remarked as he was looking at a magazine with hot girls. "What do you think, Max? We just took out several minutes ago."

"...Are we-" Max then was grabbed by the neck by Wario, shocking some of the tourists riding the plane.

"Say it again. Say that damn sentence one more fucking time." Wario growled as he glared at Max with hatred in his eyes, releasing the boy.

Max whimpered in his seat, not wanting to be pummeled up by the fat Germain Italian man.

Everyone watched Max whimp out as they shrugged and went back to their own business. May tapped Yoshi on the shoulder.

Yoshi turned to May. "Yeah, May? What is it?" He blinked because why the hell would he just endlessly stare that's fucking creepy.

May unzipped her shirt and showed Yoshi her bra that also had Yoshi's face on. "I've basically got the whole set of Yoshi underwear." She said with a cute smile.

Yoshi's jaw dropped, and then he smiled. He gave May a kiss. "Aw, thanks May," Yoshi said.

Pikachu turned to Ash. "Hey Ash, I wonder why may likes Yoshi more than you?"

Ash shrugged. "Maybe she's a sucker for cute dinos."

Pikachu laughed, in fact he laughed so hard, he almost wet himself. "Ash, you're a comedian."

Ash grinned goofily. "Well, I try."

"It wasn't even that funny..." Pichu muttered to herself as she kept on eating her cheesecake.

"...So, what's the story, Doc?" Shadow asked as he was sitting next to Dr. Mario, attempting to start a conversation.

Dr. Mario placed down the magazine he was reading as he turned to Shadow, his eyes narrowed. "A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it."

"Doesn't sound like a good story to me." Shadow responded with a casual shrug.

"How could you not love that movie?" Nana exclaimed as she was chatting with Marth regarding the first Rugrats movie.

"How about, it sucked?" Marth replied as he brushed back his blue hair.

"Hey, screw off, Math, that was my favorite movie!" Ness exclaimed as he smacked Marth across the face with his wooden baseball bat.

"...Are we there YET?" Max asked, emphasizing on the word yet as he looked annoyed.

"Yes." Fox stated calmly in an attempt to make Max shut up.

Max's eyes lit up as he gasped, placing his hands on his face. "Really?"

"NO!" Falco exclaimed as he smacked Max in the head with a loaf of bread, causing him to cry as everyone eyed the blue falcon oddly, who raised his wings in the air. "What? The twerp was asking for it!"

May sighed as he shook her head at Falco. "Violence isn't the answer, Mr. Lombardi. You should know better."

"Don't care. The kid was knocked out. It's good for me." Wario remarked as he began picking his nose.

"I agree with the attractive fat guy!" Plankton exclaimed as he raised his cellphone in the air.

Time Of Occurrence: Present Day

"So... Doctor Emmet Brown?" Shulk questioned upon which he, Lucina, and R.O.B. walked through the warp portal, ending up in Hill Valley from Back To The Future. "Hey. is that the man we're going to see?"

"Yes." R.O.B. replied as he led the way, knowing his way around the city. "He's a fellow time traveler just like you two. He can give us all the help we need."

"I hope you're right." Lucina murmured in a worried tone; she noticed the human beings giving her and the other two Smashers odd looks. "Who knows what could happen if we fail to save the day..."

"Now is not the time for fear." R.O.B. interjected because he called for a taxi cab, spotting one approaching them as he faced the other two. "That comes later. Or something like that yes."

Getting inside the taxi cab, Shulk did the speaking, with him telling the taxi cab driver that they were cosplayers. The driver didn't question the logic as he drove the three to Doc Brown's residence.

Time Of Occurrence: 2006

"Oh for God's sake..." Brentilda sighed since she could still tell this running gag regarding Max wondering if they were there yet was still going on.

"Doesn't this kid have an off button on him?" Dr. Hoshi blurted out while dusting off his white lab coat, with Peppy stuffing fresh green lettuce into his head.

"And I thought we were annoying," Patrick whispered to Tails and Toad, who nodded their heads in agreement as even they were getting annoyed.

"Are we there yet!?" Max exclaimed annoyingly as he adjusted his glasses.

"No!" May and Ash snapped angrily.

"Are we there yet?" Max asked as he leaned on his seat.

"No we are not!" Vector barked in rage as he was trying to listen to his music.

"ARE WE THERE YET!?" Max screamed so loud it caused some of the windows to break.

"NO!" Everyone screamed angrily.

Some awkward moments of silence as everyone was trying to find some peace, with Max sighing as he brushed his hair.

"Are we there yet?" Max asked, only to realize that Pikachu was copying him. Max growled as he got annoyed by this. "That's not funny. That's really immature." He stated, to see that Sonic was now mimicking him. "See, this is why nobody likes you guys sometimes." He then glanced to his right to see Kazooie mocking him. "Your loss!" He snapped, with Toad copying him. Max growled as he shook his arms angrily. "I'm gonna just stop talking!"

"Finally!" Almost everyone exclaimed as they were happy that Max would shut up.

"This is taking forever, guys. Talk about low budget flights! There's no in-flight movie or nothing!" Max barked back as he was making weird motion with his hands and arms, and what have you not.

Squidward placed his right tentacle on his forehead, turning to the young human boy. "Max, Universal Orlando is where we're going. And that is far, far..." He then finished softly, "Away!"

Max sulked as he folded his arms together, sighing. "All right, alright, I get it. I'm just so darn bored."

"Well, find a way to entertain yourself." Spongebob stated as he was making bubbles.

Somewhere In A Time Warp

"How long is this warp suppose to be?" Dry Bowser asked while he and the others were going through a rainbow colored warp through time and space.

"I don't know, but I gotta go potty!" Toadette whimpered because she held down her pink dress with both of her hands, squirming in embarrassing pain.

"You should have gone before we left!" Silver The Hedgehog snapped back for he was hovering smoothly due to using his psychic power.

"Hey, can we make a short stop to SeaWorld when we get there?" Petey Piranha spoke up in the voice of Dan Castallena. "I owe Shamu some fresh sea food."

Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Silver all looked at Petey oddly as they glanced at each other and shook their heads, sighing.

Time Of Occurrence: 2006

"i know Shrek's a ride at Universal, but did the author really needed to include that gag in this fanfic?" Bottles said to Captain Blubber as he was bottling up in his chair.

Captain Blubber shrugged, simply enjoying the plane ride. "Well hey, everyone likes Shrek. I mean, it might be a bit ogrerated, but sometimes good things get over praised for what they are."

"Speaking of which, why didn't Humba Wumba come with us?" King Jingaling asked as he pushed back his big yellow crown. "I mean, let's be real here. It's only fair that we have a beautiful shaman here with us!"

"Because Mumbo would get jealous, and that's the last thing we need on this trip..." Tiptup added as he felt like he was being tipped up by the plane's altitude.

"Humba just felt like making a cameo to say that Humba is busy doing Wumba things." Humba interjected in a cutaway to her wigwam home since she was cleaning it up to make it look nice; she let out a fart and ignored it quickly as it came while whistling while she worked.

"She probably fears of being forgotten about. Like me." Honey Bee stated as she was making one of her very few appearances in the story, with Charmy posing an attraction to her.

"Can you be my mommy?" Charmy asked with hearts in his eyes, making Honey B. nervous as he was pulled back by Espio, who noticed this going on.

"The last thing you need is to get turned on by another bee." Espio scolded to his bee partner who stuck his tongue out back at the chameleon.

"Oh I just can't wait to feel the summer heat. Should be nice!" Gobi exclaimed for yes he was quite happy to tag along on this vacation adventure.

"I just hope we get to have fun!" Tooty stated as she pulled out her piccolo and began playing it to give the plane a nice festive touch.

"Who are these nitwits that get on a plane with nothing to read? You know who these people are?" Donkey Kong spoke up clearly.

"Who?" Mewtwo asked while facing DK.

"These are the people that want to talk to you. They got nothing else to do, why not disturb you?" Donkey pointed out while the Kong was moving his hands about in a weird manner of ways to appear animated.

Ganondorf just shook his head while munching on some donuts he made for himself when back at the Smash Mansion. "I will never understand people."

"Yeah, they are horrible." Bowser agreed as he was playing as himself in Mario Kart DS on his fiery Nintendo DS.

Back in the other rows, Mumbo Jumbo is playing a trivia game with Amy Rose, Princess Peach, Princess Zelda, Samus Aran (in her orange power suit), Jigglypuff, Zero Suit Samus, and Nana the pink female Ice Climber.

"What is Grunty's favorite magazine to read?" Mumbo asked as he held a can of Mountain Dew in his right hand, while having a bag of Doritos in his left hand.

"Big butts and guts," Jigglypuff answered. She cheered as she got free bubble gum.

"Sounds like my kind of magazine," Peach joked as she, Amy, Zero Suit Samus, and Nana all laughed.

"Oh brother." Samus remarked while shaking her head.

"These chicks can be so immature," Zelda agreed with Samus as she folded her arms together.

"Hey, you buttheads better not be talking about me." Gruntilda stated as she lowered the magazine she was reading, which did indeed turn out to be 'Big Butts and Guts'. "I'll make you as dumb and annoying as that young bee!"

"Hey! I take offense to that!" Charmy stated as he attempted to sting Gruntilda, only to get zapped and turned into a pumpkin.

Plankton laughed evilly after he witnessed this, glad to see some excitement going on. "Ha haw heh, yes! Now this is the kind of stuff I signed up for!"

"...Correct," Mumbo said after having quickly noted the scene that occurred before him, shaking his head.. "Where is the home of Tiptup The Turtle in?"

"Inside a giant old orange turtle in the Bubblegloop Swamp," Peach answered. She cheered as she got free bubble gum.

"Man how come you're answering faster than I can guess?" Nana complained for the others laughed at this.

Charmy turned to Knuckles while bouncing about as a pumpkin, wondering if he'll turn back any moment. "How long does it take to get to Florida from here?"

Knuckles looked out the window. "1 hour, I think."

Max was making beatboxing noises as he tried to make himself feel better. However, this annoyed Brock, who promptly turned around to glare at Max.

"For five minutes... could you not be yourself..." Brock stated calmly, then yelled as he got into Max's face. "...FOR FIVE MINUTES!?"

Max blinked as he shrugged meekly, with Brock looking seriously pissed off.

"You know, I don't think I got to say much," Sandy remarked as she was reading a magazine about Texas.

"Hey, at least you get remembered." Misty responded with a huff.

"You really think having so many people is a good idea?" Tooty asked as she tilted her head to the right.

"No. It's never a good idea." Brentilda pointed out while spinning her wand. "Yes I'm certain it's best to just focus on a much smaller group of people. Like seven instead of seventy."

"Ahh, who cares? The viewers want an avalanche of characters!" Jamjars pointed out, with this being one of his only two appearances in the entire fucking fanfiction. "You damn well know I hate this deep inside!"

Time Of Occurrence: Present Day

"I feel as if something monotonous and boring is currently occurring," Dry Bowser remarked as he, Toadette, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha were still all going through a colorful rainbow warp through time and space.

"Come on, now, DB. Don't be such a stick in the sand." Toadette remarked as she was brushing her pink pigtails.

"Yeah. For all we know, we could be jumping in right when the action is all going," Silver suggested as he was reading through a guide detailing Orlando, Florida in the 90s.

"He's got a point." Petey stated in his Gilbert Gottfried voice as he was watching footage of King Kong vs. Godzilla on his small IPad. "Man, I wonder why Universal reused music from Creature for the Black Lagoon for this. It just makes it seem like a comedy film."

"It is a comedy film." The other three stated to Petey, who shrugged in response as he then watched King Kong in the movie shove a tree down Godzilla's throat, who began lighting it on fire.

Time Of Occurrence: 2006

"AGH!" Brock screamed as Max was still beatboxing. "ARE WE THERE YET!?"

"Now we are!" May stated as she could clearly see Orlando, Florida, as well as the lands of amusement that were clearly Universal Orlando, SeaWorld, and of course, Walt Disney World.

"Oh, thank God!" Everyone exclaimed as they felt happy to have gotten there so quickly.

"Finally!" Max stated as he stopped being annoying, with everyone on the airplane cheering as it began to land.

Several moments after landing...

"That was quick," Mr. Krabs remarked with surprised as he counted his money. "Good. I got enough money to spend on the vacation. Now, first we-"

Before he could finish, mostly about everyone rushed out of the airplane. Mr. Krabs sighed and followed, with huge briefcases full of money.

"What took so long?" Plankton asked his business arch rival with a smirk on his face, being on Gruntilda's shoulder.

"Come on, move post haste! being in this plane is such a waste!" Gruntilda rhymed as she was contemplating on using her magic to cast the other tourists away.

"Finally I'm a bee again!" Charmy happily exclaimed upon zipping around in the hot Florida air.

As May walked out of the plain with her luggage, she failed to remember that after showing the green happy dinosaur her "Yoshi" underwear, she never did her clothes back up. Therefore, she walked out of the plane, in nothing but her bra and panties.

Everyone looked at May, and they had hearts in their eyes. Yoshi flushed to see all of the people looking at them.

"Wow," Spongebob said, looking around and admitting in a naive tone: "We must be popular."

"Or maybe because they are looking at Haruka with how she is," Link said, pointing to May.

"Do any of you guys feel a breeze?" May asked.

"I... uh, well..." Pit stammered because he blushed, feeling his wings fluster about and accidentally peeing his shorts in a burst of excitement.

"Oh boy, here we go." Rouge muttered for she placed her right hand on her face.

"I'm guessing this is a regular occurrence." Sandy observed while she firmly had her hands on her hips.

"MAY, PUT YOUR DAMN DARN DANG CLOTHES ON!" Falco sharply shouted in a dominantly redundant matter.

May looked down and saw she was in her underwear. She blinked and looked back up. "What? They're clean."

"That's what she said..." Ness joked as he laughed, with Popo, Patrick, Tails, Toad, and Pichu joining in on the laughter.

Fox looked away, standing next to Falco. "May, no one wants to see you in your underwear! It's not right..."

"Yeah, May," Marth said as he appeared next to Fox and Falco to complete the infamous high tier Melee trio, "That's highly inappropriate."

"We like them!" Nana chimed in with several of the other girls confirming in agreement alongside the girl Ice Climber.

Misty gulped, and she slipped towards May. "I suggest you go back into the plane and dress, May," Misty whispered.

May sighed. "Oh, alright." She zipped back into the plane, and came out seconds later with her outfit back on.

Pikachu sighed of relief. "That's much better."

"Maybe for you. I was enjoying that," King Jingaling grumbled as he didn't want to miss out on hot sexy babes in Florida.

Mewtwo nodded. "Yep. Now let's go-" Before he could finish, stomach growling was heard.

If it wasn't obvious, it was May's stomach growling, who came back fully dressed.

May blushed. "Oops..."

"Oh for God's sakes." Captain Blubber sighed while knowing where this was going.

Solid Snake reached into the cooler and pulled out a Mars Bar for May.

Yoshi just stood there, agape. "Wow, May," he said, "Your stomach sounds just like Ash."

Ash laughed. "Yeah, only mine's much louder."

"You know, IN THE..." Luigi was about to say, only for everyone to look at him oddly. "Uh... never mind. It was stupid anyway..."

"The hell...?" Vector grumbled as he scratched his head in confusion.

"In jokes, you gotta love them!" Beetlejuice randomly said while coating himself in juice from beetles, confusing everyone since he just wanted to make a very brief cameo.

May gobbled up the Mars Bar in seconds. "Yummy!" She squealed.

Pikachu turned to Solid Snake. "Hey Snake, did Master hand give you all of those Mars Bars?"

Solid Snake shook his head. "I bought them myself."

Peppy turned to the Smashers. "Come on! We gotta book ourselves a hotel at Universal Studios before the void is null and void!"

Yoshi frowned. "But...how are we even gonna get there?"

Mario went back into the airplane, and then popped out of the airplane bag room, with the Smash Bus.

All of the Smashers dropped their jaws as they saw the Smash Bus pull up.

"Mario...did you park that bus in there?" Peppy asked.

Mario nodded. "I-a knew-a that-a we-a should-a have-a it-a on-a this-a vacation-a," He said in his Italian accent.

Meanwhile, back at the Smash Mansion, Master Hand had looked into the garage to see the Smash Bus gone. He turned red with anger and steam poured out from under his nails. "MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I feel like something bad has happened." Dr. Hoshi murmured upon feeling a disturbance.

Dr. Mario patted his fellow scientist on the back. "Oh it's just your superstition."

Anyway the enormous group rode in the Smash Bus, with Mario driving the entire thing, several of the characters were chatting amongst each other, wondering what wonders awaited them at Universal Orlando, the crammed vehicle zipping through the bustling city of Orlando as it was traveling on one of Florida's most infamously packed roads, the International Drive.

"I hope the rooms are comfy." Amy stated as she held her hands together, smiling as she lowered her eyes. "There's nothing cozier than a nice looking room with enough space to move about!"

"Ooh, let's ride on Woody Woodpecker's Nuthouse Coaster!" Ness eagerly exclaimed as he pumped his arms up into the air.

"Forget that! E.T. all the way!" Max exclaimed in response as he was bouncing about in his seat.

"Pfft, you kids couldn't last a second on Jaws..." Espio muttered as he was taking a glance at his ninja stars he packed with him just in case.

"What about Earthquake? Does it shake enough for ya?" Bottles chimed in while scratching his body since he was itchy.

"I want to ride it out on Twister!" Roy exclaimed as he raised his sword, accidentally hitting one of the other non Smashers as he chuckled nervously.

"Jurassic Park is king of Universal!" Knuckles shouted while proudly pounding his knuckles together.

"I thought that was supposed to be Marvel." Sandy responded as she was contemplating on whether or not take off her suit.

"Can we see what's in Dr. Suess land?" Misty piped in while brushing her orange hair.

"How come nobody wants to discover the legends of the Lost Continent...?" Gobi mumbled as he was sitting on all four of his camel legs.

"I just want old wacky comics and cartoons, like Popeye!" Popo blurted out while spinning about.

"I want to see the Animal Actors!" Nana stated as she had a warm spot for animals despite being an ice climber who would bash them to make progress.

"Can't we just go Back To The Future?" Sonic suggested with a smirk and a shrug.

"Sure, with Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast we can!" Pikachu shouted as he felt some electricity charging up in his body from excitement.

"Can we visit the Nickelodeon studios while we're there?" Tooty remarked as she leaned over the seat.

"Seems like I'm the only one interested in outdoing the Terminator in 3D..." Captain Falcon observed as he adjusted his scarf.

"I just want to feel what it's like being part of the men in black." Falco commented as he felt the need to have some bread right now.

"I want to spend A Day In The Park With Barney!" Pichu added in her own two cents as she munched on some cheesecake, with Mr. Krabs snatching up the 2 pennies.

"Those are all stupid. They're inferior to Shrek 4D, because here in Orlando, you better get ogre the heat!" Captain Blubber blubbered as he received groans from everyone ogre his pun.

"Man, that was terrible, even for my standards..." Ash added as he shook his head in disapproval, with the Smash Bus eventually making a stop to a restaurant on the I Drive as it was close to reaching Universal Orlando.

Time Of Occurrence: Present Day

"Great Scott... I had no idea I would get visitors!" Doctor Emmett Lathrop Brown exclaimed as he was putting some fine touches on his DeLorean.

"Well, we need you." Lucina said as she stepped forward to Doctor Emmett L. Brown, pointing at herself and the others. "Sorry to make this so briefly inconvenient, but we must hurry, because we're in grave danger. I am Lucina, that is Shulk, and this is R.O.B. We're from the Super Smash Brothers."

"Yeah, and we need your help to save us and the space time continuum!" Shulk added as he was bouncing with excitement. "So what do you say doc, do you want to help save the universe?"

"It is quite a daunting task that we ask," ROB stated mechanically as he moved his robotic arms around his metallic body. "...but we would appreciate all the help we can get."

Doctor Emmett Brown blinked as he brushed back his white hair, taking this all in as he was nearly out of breath. "My god... this goes beyond everything I've experienced with Marty." He shook his head, snapping his fingers. "Well, let's not stand on ceremony! Hop in my DeLorean time machine!"

Lucina and Shulk exchanged glances with each other as they embraced in a quick hug, with them getting into the DeLorean. ROB was in the middle, with the human Smashers on his other side as Doc Brown took the wheel, taking the DeLorean out of the garage as he then had it on the road, with the wheels being tucked in as it began to fly, taking off into the future after reaching 88 miles per hour.

Time Of Occurrence: 2006

Back at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, Crazy Hand sweatdropped nervously, having sensed that Master Hand was having a problem. "Oh geeze, this doesn't look good..." He said, as he floated outside. "Yo, Master H, what's goin' on?"

Master Hand turned to Crazy Hand, angrily moving his fingertips about. "MARIO! HE STOLE THE SMASH BUS!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Crazy Hand roared with anger.

Giga Bowser stormed outside upon hearing this. "UGH! THOSE STUPID SMASHERS! BANNING THEM FOR 4 MONTHS IS ONE THINGS...BUT STEALING THE SMASH BUS? THAT'S GONE TOO FAR!"

"DON'T WORRY!" Crazy Hand shouted as he snapped himself, getting an idea. "I'LL PHONE SOME BOUNTY HUNTERS TO GET THOSE SMASHERS PUT IN JAIL!"

Master Hand waved dismissed. "No! No! No! This will get on the news, and AGH! The scandals!" He watched in dismay as Crazy Hand already zipped away to call up some bounty hunters, with Giga Bowser accompanying him.

Later that night in Orlando, Florida...

Mewtwo looked up at the TV inside the restaurant everyone was eating in. He gulped. "Guys..."

Mario turned to Mewtwo. "What's-a wrong?"

Mewtwo turned to Mario. "I'm afraid that we're on the list for bounties. LOOK!" He pointed to the screen.

Yoshi's jaw dropped. "Oh no..."

Peppy's eyes widened as he saw the TV reporter tell the news about the bounties on the smashers. "Aw man..."

"What happened this this...?' Dr. Hoshi muttered as he was cleaning up his glasses.

"And so, the Super Smash Brothers now have a $5,000 a head for a bounty." The TV Reporter announced. "The crime? They stole their own bus. Ridiculous bounty, in my opinion."

"Are you kidding me?" Snake gaffed in disbelief.

"Dang it..." Fox moaned.

"What a load of shit." Plankton bluntly stated as he blinked a couple of times to make his one lone eye moisturized.

Gobi sighed. "Well doesn't that put a damper on this vacation..."

Squidward folded his arms together as he also sighed. "And I thought it was bad enough to bring Spongebob along."

All of the Smash Brothers glared at Peppy and Mario. The other people there didn't seem to care that much, as they just minded their own business.

"Smooth, Mario, real smooth." Bowser grumbled, as he and the other Smashers walked off, grumbling.

"D'oh." Mario remarked as he lowered his red cap, feeling ashamed. "I messed-a up big time."

Peppy noticed that he, Mario, Peach, Amy, May, Sonic, Yoshi, Luigi, Pikachu, Spongebob, and Banjo were the only ones who stayed.

"Oh it's okay, we always have those moments where we goof off by accident," Spongebob stated as he began giving Mario a much needed massage to help relief the plumber of some stress.

"Boy don't we know when we goof off..." Luigi said to Pikachu, who nodded his head in agreement.

"Oh yeah, when we mess up, we do it real bad." Pikachu chimed in as he sucked on a packet of ketchup.

"Uh... hopefully, you guys don't have bounties," Peppy said to May, Banjo, and Sonic.

Banjo sighed of relief, wiping his forehead. "Thank Goodness for that."

Sonic sighed with relief, nodding his head in agreement.. "Yeah. What a relief."

"Talk about redundancy," Plankton remarked with a roll of his eye as he followed the other, running as he was still quite small.

"Isn't all right, Mario. You didn't know better," Peach stated as she was trying her best to comfort Mario.

Amy nodded in agreement as she had her hands on Mario's shoulders. "Yeah. We all make mistakes sometimes."

"Thank-a you two girls so-a much-a." Mario stated as he was feeling better from the comfort talk that peach and Amy were giving to him.

May looked anxious. "Maybe you guys could just sort things out with Master Hand?" She suggested.

"We can't," Yoshi said to May, "We've been banned from the mansion for 4 months."

"...the Super Smash Brothers now have a $5,000 a head for a bounty." Stated the news report, with it being displayed on a small television, the screen being bright as it was in a near pitch black area.

"Looks like those idiots have bounties on them," Stated Dark Link with a smirk as he was fixing up his sword.

"I think it's time we took a little visit to Florida." Dark Samus mumbled through her helmet as she fixed up her cannon arm.

"Indeed." Metal Mario stated as he adjusted his chrome hat, glancing over to a black winged version of Pit. "You're gonna come with us?"

"...Sure. Why not." Dark Pit remarked as he was drinking some raspberry caprisun, feeling happy that he could finally cause some real damage.

Back at the Smash Mansion, poor Master Hand was in a sweat, having seen the earlier TV reports, as well as having received several phone calls from bounty hunters all throughout the night. "Damn it, Crazy Hand... this was another one of your stupid ideas that didn't need to happen! This bounty hunt was REALLY unnecessary! We could have just gone back to get the bus ourselves!"

"But bro, we're lazy...!" Crazy Hand exclaimed as he didn't feel like teleporting anywhere.

"And it would cause a scene." Giga Bowser added as he knew how regular human folks would react to them.

Master Hand was going through some papers, trying to sort the mess out when... "Hey wait a minute..." He pulled out a piece of paper, examining it closely as he then curled himself into a fist, the paper staying in perfect shape in spite of the action. "Crazy Hand! Come here! You too, Giga Bowser!"

Crazy Hand floated to Master Hand. "Yeah, bro? What is it?"

Giga Bowser also walked towards Master Hand. "What is it, Master Hand?"

Master Hand showed the piece of paper to the two... and it read, that Giga Bowser and Crazy Hand had deliberately let Mario, Peppy, and the Smashers use the Smash Bus in a legal agreement. "Why? WHY DIDN'T YOU REMEMBER THIS?"

Crazy Hand sweatdropped as he meekly shrugged. "I don't know! I tipped it off to Gruntilda and Eggman!"

Giga Bowser rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "I forgot about it after losing to Jigglypuff 51 times."

Master Hand fumed, having enough power to destroy an entire planet as he turned red with rage. "This means... YOU PUT OUT AN UNNECESSARY BOUNTY!"

Master Hand then proceeded to attack Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser, torturing them as much as possible as he took his rage out on them.

"We're both sorry!" Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser groaned in pain after being severely injured from Master Hand's deadly attacks.

Master Hand was all frantic as he looked for a phone that wasn't ringing. "Ugh, you idiots! I have to clear up this whole mess before it creates a fiasco! Get some heart containers, and then come help me!"

"Hurry!" Crazy Hand insisted, as he and Giga Bowser watched Master Hand float towards the Nintendo HQ, using the heart containers that were conveniently nearby.

Author's Notes: Uh oh! The Smashers have bounties on their heads, and it's causing a problem for Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Giga Bowser! Even worse, some evil shadowy beings are going to take advantage of this! What will happen?

"How should we know?" Arceus pointed out while watching a different version of the story play out on a CRT television set using a VCR. "You're the 1 altering these stories."

"Okay, let me count for everyone who's here." Dr. Hoshi declared as he cleared his throat. "So that we know who's here and not."

"Oh boy, this is going to take a while." Misty sighed while folding her arms together, letting loose a muffled fart that stunk up her tight teal blue shorts.

"Why, it shouldn't be that long." Peach spoke while brushing back her blonde hair.

"You're not going to forget any of us, are ya?" Toad questioned as he folded his arms together.

"I'll try my best not to." Dr. Hoshi responded. "Permitted none of you interrupt me-"

"Just get it over with already." Squidward complained since he just wanted to play his clarinet.

"Fine you impatient prick; anyway, here we go: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, Peppy, myself, Pikachu, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Mewtwo, Link, Samus, Zelda, Sheik, Ganondorf, Young Link, Ness, Popo, Nana, Captain Falcon, Solid Snake, Zero Suit Samus, Wario, Meta Knight, Pit, Marth, Roy, Mr. Game and Watch, Donkey Kong, Dr. Mario, Fox, Falco, Toad, Banjo, Kazooie, Gruntilda, Mumbo, Tiptup, Tooty, Brentilda, Bottles, Gobi, King Jingaling, Jamjars, Captain Blubber, Honey Bee, Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Knuckles The Echidna, Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, Shadow The Hedgehog, Cream and Cheese, Charmy, Espio, Vector, Ash, Brock, Misty, May, Max, Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, and finally Mr. Krabs." Dr. Hoshi finished his paragraph long spiel of confirmation, panting and wiping his purple forehead with a white napkin after having to count everyone including himself, with the entire gang all in the giant parking lot at Universal Orlando, it being broad daylight.

"You forgot me, dumbass." Plankton growled as he folded his arms together, being on top of Wario's right shoulder.

"Oh yeah, and Plankton." Dr. Hoshi apologized.

"Ha I knew it!" Toad cheered since it felt like he won something for once in his life.

"Looks like Toad was right." Bowser remarked with a hearty chuckle.

"I suppose he was." Dr. Hoshi sighed as he cleared his throat, placing his hands behind his back after adjusting his light blue glasses. "Damn, we are a massive crowd, but okay. Gang, that makes 70 of us. That means we can all be in groups of 7, with ten of us in the group."

"Sounds exciting," Yoshi said while smiling.

"You clearly must have an exciting life..." Meta Knight sarcastically commented.

"Sounds like we're going to be forgotten." Zero Suit Samus scoffed, dusting off her blue zero suit.

"You got that right." Shiek responded in her likely only speaking role in the entire story, being right next to Zero Suit Samus. Just like her, Shiek was genetically engineered by Dr. Mario as a clone of Zelda, but permanently made to stay as Shiek.

"All talk and no action makes me feel dull!" Jamjars remarked as he was getting quite tired of this. "And I damn well know I won't get to talk after this!"

"No kidding. I could go for some peace, quiet, water... and a volcanic spot." Gobi stated, with everyone looking at the camel oddly.

"Why did he come along again?" Kazooie remarked as she squinted her eyes at Gobi, with Banjo just shrugging in response.

"So who's gonna be paired up with who?" Peppy asked while playing around with his Ankolosaurus tail.

Dr. Hoshi thought for a moment. "Well... we need one group to make a reserve at one of the hotels at Universal Studios, while two groups will go to Universal Studios Florida, another 2 groups will go to Islands of Adventure, and the last 2 groups will go to Universal City Walk."

Bowser smiled upon having the sunshine lit up his spikes. "Sounds good. So who's gonna pair up with who?"

"Well this is going to be awkward." Honey Bee spoke while having a honeycomb to keep her energy up.

Luigi spoke first. "Peach, Solid Snake, Zelda, Samus, Link, Sheik, Kirby, Yoshi and I can go with Mario."

Snake nodded. "Sounds good to me."

"What? I got ousted out of Luigi's group for fucking Kirby?" Pikachu groaned in disgust upon feeling sparks in his red cheeks with yellow electricity charging through his mouse body.

Toad patted Pikachu on the back. "It's okay. He didn't list me or Bowser, either."

"To be fair, I don't want to go with Luigi, anyway." Donkey Kong added in his own personal opinion upon peeling a ripe yellow bana.

Yoshi smiled at first, but then he frowned upon realizing what this would mean. "Yeah... but then I won't get to be with May or Banjo."

Banjo nodded while doing some stretching. "He's got a good point."

Kirby had a solution. "Samus and I could go with another group, then Banjo and May can take our places."

"...I guess that can be handled." Luigi remarked with a shrug.

After doing some thinking, Dr. Hoshi came up with a great idea. "Okay, here's how it will go," Dr. Hoshi explained, "We should correlate on who fits better with who. So with that having said: Yoshi, May, Banjo, Amy, Roy, Pit, Bottles, Cream, Pikachu, and Kirby will go to Universal Studios in one group, as well as Peach, Zelda, Samus, Sheik, Luigi, Meta Knight, Sonic, Shadow, Sandy, and Ash in another group."

Pikachu smiled upon hearing this. "NOW we're talkin'."

"Why can't we pick our own groups?" Sonic complained as he placed his hands on his hips.

"Because it's much faster this way, trust me." Ash added while towering over the blue hedgehog.

Dr. Hoshi continued as if he weren't interrupted: "Me, Dr. Mario, Mr. Game and Watch, Mr. Krabs, Gruntilda, Vector, Mewtwo, Wario, Brentilda, and Squidward will go out reserving ourselves for one of the Universal-owned hotels. Mario can take Max, Link, Marth, Pichu, Brock, Knuckles, Ness, Young Link, Tails, and Patrick with him to Islands of Adventure."

"Cool," Ness said generically as he then wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "I mean... okay!"

Young Link's eyes widened with glee. "Sweet!"

"Alright!" Tails span around.

"Are you kidding, we have to do the boring bullshit?" Vector complained with his fellow group members muttering in agreement.

"Snake, Kazooie, Rouge, Zero Suit Samus, Peppy, Captain Falcon, Popo, Nana, Tooty, and King Jingaling will also go to the Islands of Adventure," Dr. Hoshi explained, "The remaining characters will separate into two groups of ten and explore City Walk."

"So we basically just go fucking around?" Captain Blubber suggested, scratching his pirate hippo belly.

"Sounds like it." Toad said with his arms wrapped around the back of his white mushroom cap.

"Boring." Jigglypuff sung while frowning.

"You're telling me." Bowser moaned as he rubbed his scaly right arm. "I wanted to check out Jurassic Park."

"...Well, that settles it. Anyone have anything else they want to add?" Dr. Mario questioned as he stood next to Dr. Hoshi.

"Nope." Everyone said in unison.

Dr. Hoshi smiled, snapping his fingers. "Okay, now that we got that cleared, let's go have some fun!"

"YAAAY!" Everyone cheered, as the groups split up and headed to the different parts of Universal Studios Orlando.

"I don't know what's so fun about reserving hotels..." Plankton muttered as he was quite annoyed that he was forgotten again.

"It gets hectic in that theme park. Trust me, it's better to wait until it's dark," Gruntilda rhymed to Plankton, who reluctantly agreed with a shrug.

Yoshi's Group Of Stupid idiots

Amy looked all around as they walked on the pathway leading to Universal Studios Florida, glancing across to see the various buildings of Universal's City Walk as they went through the front gates. "Wow, look at all those stores!"

"I know, aren't they great?" May chimed as she held hands with Amy. "We should totally do some shopping here!"

"Oh, no doubt!" Amy squealed, her and May moved in synchronization. "We could even get some matching outfits!"

"Well... good to know that May and Amy are getting along with each other well." Pit admitted as he smiled, wishing that he was a girl so he could join in on the happy moment the two girls were having with each other.

Yoshi glanced in awe as he saw the huge buildings within Universal Studios Florida. "Wow...I've never seen anything greater than this!" He exclaimed.

Banjo looked around for one of the signature rides, and then he stumbled upon a map. "Hey!" Banjo said. "We can use this map to get around!"

"A great idea, Banjo!" Pit shouted. He looked at the map, and pointed to where they were. "Well...we're at the entrance at Universal Studios Florida, so..."

"OOH! OOH!" Pikachu shouted in glee upon accidentally sending sparks everywhere with his excited lightning bolts, "LET'S GO ON KONGFRONTATION!"

Yoshi looked at Pikachu. "Kongfrontation? That's still operational?" Gawking in confusion, squinting his eyes. "I thought they closed it because there were too many technical problems."

Pikachu nodded his head frantically. "Uh-huh! It's not on the front, but it's in the back!"

Roy looked at Pikachu with suspicion, placing his fiery sword behind his shoulder. "How did ya know about that?"

Pikachu shrugged. "A friend of mine told me so," Pikachu bluntly said.

Amy giggled, placing her hands on her knees as she bent over. "Your friend must know a lot of secrets about this park that most tourists might not know about." She said to Pikachu.

Pikachu nodded yet again. "Yep. Though I suggest that you try not to freak out, cause this is a rated PG-13 ride, ya know..."

Roy scoffed, rolling his left hand around. "PG-13, PG-Smirteen. Bring it on!" He grinned cheesily, getting his hamminess from Captain Falcon.

Yoshi shrugged. "Okay, let's go, then!" he and the other started heading towards the New York section, when Pit realized something.

"WAIT!" Pit shouted, flailing his arms.

"What's wrong, Pit?" Cream asked.

"Chao," Cheese added.

"We're forgetting someone!" Pit exclaimed as he placed his hands on his head.

"We are?" Kirby remarked as he was eating some dropped pink, fluffy cotton candy on the ground.

"Oh I knew this would happen..." Cream gulped in a worried tone.

Yoshi scratched his head. "But everyone's here. Me, May, you, Roy, Pikachu, Amy, Cream, Banjo, Kirby, and..." he then realized who was missing. "BOTTLES IS GONE!"

"GONE MISSING? D'OH!" Banjo exclaimed in horror with his paws on his furry head. "WE GOTTA FIND HIM-"

"Oh wait!" Pikachu laughed, pointing to a nearby food stand selling hotdogs. "There he is!"

Yoshi, Pit, Roy, and Banjo all sighed of relief.

"What? Can't a guy get some snacks around here?" Bottles responded as he was in a line of people who wanted some hotdogs.

"Well..." Yoshi started again, "Let's wait for Bottles. Then we can go again."

Snake's Group Of Curious Morons

"Let's go to Marvel Superhero Island first," Kazooie suggested as she moved her right red colored wing, "It's the second best section of the park."

Peppy frowned. "But...I want to visit Jurassic Park!"

"Peppy, we'll visit Jurassic Park later," Captain Falcon stated after patting Peppy on the back. He turned to Snake. "Ain't that right, Snake?"

Snake nodded. "I'd like to check out some of the rides." He said, as he looked around the action-packed theme park.

"Me too," Popo added, holding his hands together.

Nana looked around, dying from dehydration. "So...thirsty...need...drink..." She gasped.

"We just got here." Rouge remarked to Nana as she placed her hands on her hips. "If you wanted a drink so much, you should have brought a water bottle."

"Yeah. Common sense." Zero Suit Samus pointed out as she was drinking some blue colored Gatorade, to match with her blue colored zero suit.

"I think we should have stopped by Suess Landing first. I just love Dr. Suess!' Tooty admitted as she brushed back her blonde hair.

"Hey, look!" King Jingaling shouted, pointing to Mario's group, who were walking to Jurassic Park. "Seems as if they got interest in Jurassic park first."

Kazooie sighed. "Forget them, let's go on the Incredible Hulk Coaster!" She insisted.

"Hell yeah!" Captain Falcon stated as he did a salute. "You read my mind!"

Popo smiled as he began jumping for joy. "Now we're talkin'!"

Nana fell on to Popo's feet, completely desperate for water. "Popo... I... need... a... drink..." She gasped.

Popo rolled his eyes. "Why do you need a drink for?"

"This... Florida... heat... is... killing... me..." She gasped again, sweating a lot in her pink parka.

Popo rolled his eyes. "Okay, fine." he turned to Peppy. "Hey Peppy, can you-"

Peppy has all ready gone after Captain Falcon, King Jingaling, and Kazooie to ride aboard the Incredible Hulk Coaster.

Solid Snake was not too far behind the trio of characters.

"You motherfuckers!" Popo snapped angrily upon which he then sweatdropped, realizing what just happened. "Oh great..." He turned around, hoping for the others there.

Sadly for him, this would not be the case, for Zero Suit Samus and Tooty followed too.

"Ooh, SpiderMan never looked so good!" Rouge stated as she decided to check out the Amazing Adventures of Spider Man.

"...why is it always us?" Popo sighed to himself, and he dragged a dried-up Nana behind him while singing a certain infamous theme park ride in a depressed tone.

Mario's Group Of Retarded Adventurers

"WHAT?" Max shouted angrily with his face red with rage. "WHAT DO YA MEAN I'M TOO YOUNG TO RIDE THE JURASSIC PARK RIVER ADVENTURE?"

"Sorry, kid," The ticket man said, "Only taller and older folks allowed."

Max grumbled to himself as he took a seat nearby. He watched as Mario, Knuckles, Link, Marth, and Brock go into the vehicle.

Knuckles looked around. "Wow...sure is a lot of water..." He said, looking below the vehicle.

"Eh, it's no biggie," Link said, "I've been on something similar to this."

"Yeah. In fact, the staff members of this park rate this as one of the best rides in Universal Studios," Mario said.

Marth dropped his jaw. "You mean... THIS ride was rated one of the BEST at Universal?"

Brock chuckled. "I heard some guys say that this is the best ride in all of Orlando, next to the Incredible Hulk Coaster."

"Okay, everyone!" The loudspeaker said, "No food or drinks inside the ride. Please keep your hands and feet contained in the vehicle as you experience the prehistoric wonders of Jurassic Park!"

And with that, the vehicle started moving, and the bystanders watched.

Brock sat back in his seat. "How scary are the effects?" He asked Mario.

"They're top notch," Mario said. "In fact, they're almost as realistic as those dinosaurs in the movies."

Ness and Young Link were giggling like little children as they read some girl magazines they "Borrowed" from Brock before he entered the vehicle. Tails and Max decided to see what the two Smashers were giggling about.

Max sighed as he covered his ears from the giggling. "Can you guys keep it down? You sound like a bunch of teenage girls at a sleepover."

Ness tried to control his laughter. "We're just readin' what Brock was holding in his bag."

"Yeah," Young Link added. "Besides, it's so sweet to look at them without Brock around."

Max got up and grabbed one of the magazines Ness and Young Link were looking at. He made weird faces. "Good Housekeeping? Oprah? Woman's World? What's so funny about those?" He asked.

Patrick's eyes widened, and he grabbed the magazine the boys were reading. "What the heck? They were reading this?" He exclaimed. He turned to Ness and Young Link. "This is WAY above your age level, boys!" He shouted at them.

Max raised an eyebrow. "There's nothing dirty in them." He said.

"Yeah," Pichu said, taking a bite out of her cheeseburger, with its cheesiness reminding her of cheesecake. "Its just magazines."

Patrick ignored both Max and Pichu, and looked at the magazines. He looked at Tails, and then he turned back at both Ness and Young Link. "Let us mature responsible guys handle this…" He said coolly.

Tails, who was looking at an article on weight loss in "O" (Oprah's magazine), looked up. "What?"

Patrick shook his head and shoved the magazine in Tails's face. "THIS!" He shouted.

Tails ripped the magazine in half a second after reading the cover.

Ness screamed in horror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Young Link was in tears. " WHY, TAILS, WHY?"

Tails looked at it, and then his eyes widened. "WHOA MAMA!"

Patrick seized the magazine. "Really, Tails, you're supposed to be mature-" he noticed the other half. He let out a low whistle. "Wow. Where's the other half?"

Tails sweatdropped, touching his fingertips together nervously. "Uh... I ripped it."

Patrick slapped his forehead in disappointment at the yellow two tailed fox.

"It's not like it was all that good... right?"

"You fucking idiot."

Ness sighed upon pulling up his shorts and letting out a loud fart. "Can we just have our magazine back please?" He asked in a confused tone. "I want another look at that Ferrari."

"And the Mercedes!" Pichu added with her eyes filled with glee after going through an entire pound of cheesecake. She jumped up and grabbed the magazine swiftly from Tails.

"HEY!" Tails jeered, glaring at the young electric mouse Pokemon.

Suddenly Young Link noticed another magazine laying around. "What's this?" He opened it up, took one look and started screaming in terror.

Max turned to Young Link. "What? What is it?" he started shaking Young Link. "WHAT IS IT?"

Young Link had now gone blind from shock as he showed them the magazine. Inside... was Dr. Eggman, naked in a sexual pose, on top of the Master Emerald saying, "Why have the only the Emerald? Why not have the whole package?" And the best part was that the picture was actually real.

"I'm sad that this is my only appearance in the story," Dr. Eggman sighed as he shook his head since he was too disappointed to add anything else.

"AHHH!" Max screamed like a little girl, as he shielded his eyes.

Dogs looked at the picture and started howling erratically. Cats nearby were meowing like crazy in contrast to the dogs. Rodents, birds, and all sorts of insects and bacteria resorted to not giving a shit. The various human tourists going through the park looked at each other in confusion, as none of them had any idea what was happening.

Patrick and Tails, however, weren't paying too much attention to Max or Young Link, as they were watching Ness and Pichu.

Tails gave Patrick a mean glare. "See, Patrick? They weren't looking at the models."

Patrick raised an eyebrow while smirking. "And you weren't?"

Tails was going to comment, but sighed as he lowered his right hand. "Point taken."

Patrick chuckled as he patted Tails on the back, with Ness and Pichu looking through their car magazines.

Suddenly, the wind blew the magazine from Young Link's hands and right in front of Tails and Patrick.

Tails and Patrick both widened their eyes, and they screamed so loud, the entire state of Florida heard them. They were so horrified they all went blind from shock.

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?" Patrick screamed as he rolled around at the speed of sound, going through the entire themed land of Jurassic Park as he ended up back at the tropical queue line to the soaking Jurassic Park River Adventure, panting as he couldn't believe what he had seen.

"Come on, Espio! I wanna go to Suess Land!" Charmy exclaimed as he was buzzing around the Port of Entry at the Islands of Adventure.

"Charmy, calm yourself!" Espio snapped as he was trying to grab the young, energetic bee, but failed as he ended up falling to the ground, or bumping into various unnamed humans. "The first thing we do to get here, and he's already going berserk. How great..."

"Man... this place is just what I needed." Gobi stated as he was wandering through the Lost Continent at Universal's Islands of Adventure, admiring the mythological feel of the area. "No intense action, or any of that. Just peaceful... atmosphere. Yes."

The hordes of human tourists were confused at the presence of a camel in a theme park, let alone one themed after Greek legends, and other legends of ancient Europe in general. None of them had any idea that in a few years, this land would be dedicated to something much more wonderfully bizarre than a camel...

Snake, Kazooie, Zero Suit Samus, Peppy, Captain Falcon, Tooty, and King Jingaling were all riding the Incredible Hulk roller coaster, with all of them cheering loudly (well, Tooty was screaming in fear) as the green roller coaster car was going up and down and all around on the steel roller coaster, with it being as green as the Hulk himself.

Inside the Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man ride, Rouge was enjoying herself with a handful of human tourists she managed to make good friends with while waiting in line, with all of them enjoying the thrill of the ride as they went through the projected New York City from Spider Man's world.

Poor Popo had to remain outside, trying his best to make his dehydrated sister Nana not faint from the intense summer heat that was expected of Florida.

Mario, Knuckles, Link, Marth, and Brock were all still riding the Jurassic Park River Adventure, with them heading for the dramatic final part of the ride as they were heading up, seeing the Tyrannosaurus Rex roaring at them ahead.

"This is going to be a big splash..." Mario observed while smiling, being in the middle.

"For you." Knuckles laughed as he was on Mario's right side, having a mask on his face for some reason.

"They really put a lot of attention to detail here," Brock stated as he was impressed with how the T-Rex looked, being next to Knuckles.

"I hope the slope is gentle..." Marth whimpered as he was on the far left.

"Calm down, Marth, it's just a splash down." Link stated, being in between Mario and Marth.

The vehicle then briefly lifted, with everyone screaming - Marth in particular screaming like a girl, which was appropriate given how much he looked like one - as the T. Rex attempted to eat them alive, with all of them heading down the slope as all the riders, and the people waiting in line, got completely soaked from the splash down, with the riders cheering as Mario, Link, Brock, and Knuckles all laughed, with Marth completely white as he shivered, trying to make himself feel better after the traumatizing moment.

The anime esq., blue haired, girl like swordsman that was Fire Emblem's mascot was certain that he was going to see a lot of water, velociraptors, and the T. Rex in his nightmares that night.

"Man, this New York section is huge." Banjo admitted as he and the gang were walking right through the themed area. "This theme park is definitely bigger when you're actually in it."

"Yeah. I kind of like it like this, it reminds me of Station Square." Amy admitted as she was next to May.

"I still don't get how they can retrofit the Mummy ride into the building that used to house Kongfrontation," May admitted as she rubbed her left arm with her right hand.

Yoshi glanced to his left to see the building that housed the Twister attraction, pointing at it. "Maybe we should go ahead and try this out first. I don't think most are gonna wanna come here this early."

"Forget about that! Let's just do the best ride from the get go!" Roy exclaimed as he pumped his arms in the air.

"That's the spirit! Come on, gang!" Pikachu stated as he dashed ahead, causing the others to groan as they all ran right after him.

"You know what?" Bowser asked Spongebob as the two were going through the CityWalk section.

"What?" Spongebob asked while taking in the atmosphere.

Bowser pointed to several tourists nearby, seeing them hug and kiss each other. "People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public."

"...what in the..." Spongebob was a bit surprised as to why Bowser pointed this out. "Why?"

Bowser shrugged as he shook his head. "Because it's... eh. That kind of stuff, you keep in the bed."

"Or y'know, IN THE BATHROOM." Captain Blubber added as he waltzed right past Bowser and Spongebob, the two eying each other oddly as they couldn't believe what had just happened.

"...Well, anyway, my point being is that dating is wrong out in full view for everyone." Bowser remarked back to his statement, folding his burly arms together. "And you know the important thing is that you learned something today."

"No, I didn't." Spongebob responded as he folded his arms together, deciding to go by the Nascar restaurant to see what was selling, with Bowser following him just in case.

"You know, there was an intricate story about lines that I remember..." Ash Ketchum stated as they were in the New York section, deciding to head to the revenge of the Mummy ride.

"What's the story, Ash?" Sandy Cheeks asked while walking next to the famed human Pokemon Trainer.

"A guy wanting to ride a ride walks into a line for the ride. You finish it." Meta Knight pointed out as he walked right past them.

Ash and Sandy blinked as they turned to each other, wondering what was Meta Knight's beef.

"He gets like that, just go along with it." Samus (in the power suit) stated as she passed by the two.

"He's the kind of guy that would be perfect to hang out with," Shadow added as he smirked, his arms folded together as the group got into a crowded line.

Back in the Jurassic Park section of the Islands of Adventure, right at the infamous incident regarding magazines, the older members of the group - Brock, Mario, Link, Marth, and Knuckles - have returned from the Jurassic Park River Adventure ride, completely soaked, with several of the other human riders going right by, the particular group of Smashers being in a rather secluded area.

"What's going on?" Marth asked, looking at Ness and Pichu with his hands on his hips.

"We're looking at some cool magazines 'bout cars," Ness told Marth.

Pichu nodded, munching away on some cheesecake. "Yeah. Nothing can beat the Ferrari!"

The wind blew the magazine over to Knuckles and the gang, giving them a full view of the Eggman picture.

Mario, Brock, and Knuckles all screamed like heck at the horrible image of the Eggman magazine. And they went blind too.

"MAMMA MIA!" Mario shouted, as he threw the Eggman magazine into the river track of the Jurassic Park River Adventure ride.

Link, however, managed to shift his attention away from the magazine with Eggman on it to Pichu, being more interested in the car talk. "Did I hear... Ferrari?" he said absentmindedly, and took the magazine Pichu had, taking a good look at it.

Ness rolled his eyes. "Well, no magazine is better without a Mercedes," he admitted, adjusting his red cap.

At that point, King Jingaling popped up from nowhere, or rather more specifically, all the way from the Toon Lagoon area, ignoring the cartoon themed land as he, too, was piqued in the interest of cars. "Did I hear Mercedes?" he asked, looking at the others.

Peppy, who was not far behind from King Jingaling, grabbed one of the magazines, and his eyes nearly popped out of his head. "WHOA MAMA! THIS IS SEXY!"

Tails was lying on the ground, trying to get his sanity back together, but to no avail.

Patrick managed to get the image of Eggman out of his head as he bent down and then read the sexy magazine with girls on it (half of it really), as he settled down on the bench.

Brock was over the rail, shivering with fear, pale as a zombie. "Oh god... I have seen hell..." He moaned.

The Eggman magazine floated back up to the surface, right where Brock could see it. He took one look at the picture of Eggman naked; he turned white, threw up and passed out on ground.

Tails was still cracking up. "Eggman...naked...horrible..." He moaned.

"Wowee..." Peppy said, after seeing the magazines. "These are great."

"You're tellin' me," King Jingaling said. "Everyone knows that Mercedes is king... like me."

"You meant Ferrari, right?" Link stated as he revealed his Master Sword. "That is what you said, right?"

"Ferrari? Pfft." Pichu remarked as she munched more on her cheesecake, which she seemed to have an endless supply of. "I'll take Mercedes any day."

"This... isn't Universal Orlando." Dry Bowser stated as he and the others were in Orlando, Florida, but not Universal Orlando, instead they were several miles east of Walt Disney World, being in the International Drive area that was focused... on the International Drive itself.

"I think that warp took us to the wrong place." Toadette admitted as she was holding down her pink dress with both of her hands, due to the intense winds that were picked up by all the cars speeding.

"I think we should go back through the warp." Silver The Hedgehog pointed out as he could feel his quills being blown back.

"Who needs to when we can just take a car?" Petey Piranha stated in gibberish as he was trying to be picked up by various trucks, all of which sped right by him as he sighed, turning to the others. "...let's just go through the time warp again."

The others nodded as all four of them jumped through a rainbow colored warp through time and space that coincidentally appeared right by them, with the warp disappearing.

Back in Universal Orlando...

"What the... hey... where's everyone?" Popo asked, looking around the entire area of Marvel Superhero Island as he was back right in front of the queue line leading into the Incredible Hulk roller coaster, with various human tourists running away from the Toon Lagoon area in hordes, amongst them including various employees.

Nana was even worse, who was near to death by her condition. "Need... gasp... water... wheeze... can't... gack... go... on... hack..." She gasped, feeling dizzy in her head.

Popo pondered as he watched Kazooie and Zero Suit Samus stepping out of Doctor Doom's Fearfall, all of them speaking with Rouge. "Hmmm... Kazooie and Zero Suit Samus are in this area, and so is Rouge, but where's Snake, Peppy, and King Jingaling?"

Nana continued to wheeze. Popo sighed to himself as he started looking for his other pals.

Dr. Hoshi's Group

"Excuse me, but I like to make a reserve for 70 characters," Dr. Hoshi stated as he and the others were at the Loews Portofino Bay Hotel.

The man in charge of the hotel reservations looked at Dr. Hoshi and his group. He frowned. "Sorry, guys, but we don't have room for-"

"WHAT?" Mr. Krabs shouted angrily. He grabbed the man in charge. "Now listen here, bub! We've paid good money for this vacation, so don't say that we can't make a reservation, okay?"

The man in charge trembled. "Ok…okay…EEAAHH!" he screamed, as he ran out of the hotel and ran for his life, outside the Universal Studios Orlando resort.

All of the characters sweatdropped as they picked up a key that led to their room.

"Way to go, Krabs." Plankton sarcastically remarked as he began to slowly clap.

"Well I had to do something." Mr. Krabs remarked as he folded his arms. "We just can't be here to pad out the story, you know."

"What story?" Dr. Mario and Gruntilda stated in unison as they both scoffed, glancing at each other as they were surprised that they were in sync.

Dr. Hoshi turned to the others. "Well, looks like we're going to have our rooms tonight."

Mewtwo shrugged. "Dah well. Wonder how the others are doing…"

"We could have gone to the Hampton Inn, the Radisson Hotel, the Hard Rock Hotel, or even the Royal Pacific Hotel, but no!" Wario complained as he was doing various motions to express how annoyed he was, grunting. "We had to settle with the fucking Portofino Bay. Bleh."

"Oh quit your whining, Wario." Dr. Mario stated; he dusted off his lab coat. "This one is the biggest one. Besides, it's the closest hotel to Universal that doesn't blare music out every single second."

"Yeah. Not everyone here is young and enjoys having their ears blasted." Mr. Game-and-Watch pointed out, making limited motions in old school 8 Bit fashion.

Wario just grumbled and he folded his arms, obviously preferring to be out with the others in the parks, not at the hotels reserving a room.

"How do you think I feel?" Vector commented since he was trying to pick out a particular music track to listen to.

"Diligence, Mr. Vector." Brentilda stated while waving her wand around. "We have to take everything into consideration at a resort.

"Ugh, it's just like you to be so thoughtful of everyone." Gruntilda barked as she was disgusted by Brentilda's goody two shoes natured. "Personally, I prefer that you were just a pile of none!"

"That doesn't even make sense." Brentilda stated in a calm manner as she smirked, which only made Gruntilda angrier.

Squidward sighed as he folded his arms together. "At least I'm not with Spongebob. Or Patrick." He stated, with that being the only thing to make him feel better thus far.

"What the fuck, I don' teven appear!" Chad the Charmander complained while watching the others leave him behind.

Charizard placed his hands on the masked younger countperart after lighting several people on fire with his Flamethrower attack."If it makes you feel better they didn't ask me to come along either despite me being a veteran pokeball Pokemon."