A Helluva Boss Story

Different Kinds of Fire 2.0

Chapter 15

OZZIE'S Part 1

~I.M.P.'s Office, Normal POV~

(This is going to be two parts. The second part most likely longer than this part.)

Enter the I.M.P. office, you'll find Loona sitting at her desk, reading a magazine called 'IMP GOSSIP' with Verosika Mayday on the cover. Loona takes a drink from a bottle. Setting it down on an open page of the grimoire only to roll off the table. The open page glows and creates a portal to the human world. A large tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitz walks through the portal, into the office.

"Woo! That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" He cries out.

Millie crawls across the floor, with an axe between her teeth. "I'm still jazzed up!" She snaps the axe in half and laughs.

Becky runs through the portal, laughing, covered in blood, "Holy fuck, that was fucking awesome!" Her spirits have been kicking off since the incident with the agents.

"Well Millie you better stay jazzed up. (points finger guns) Because guess where I'm taking you tonight?" Moxxie was saying when Blitz interrupted.

"Don't you dare finish that filthy pun in my presence Mox. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

But Mox had other plans in mind, "Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring."

Hearing the news, Millie's eyes sparkled with delight, and she squealed like a schoolgirl, "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Moxxie looked a tad sheepish, "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."

"Moxxie!"

Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms and leaves kisses all over his face before things heat up and the pair begin to French kiss each other.

"Aw, congratulations you guys~! I hope you both have a great time tonight." Becky says expressing her happiness to the couple.

Blitz rolls his eyes and scoffs, "Ugh, can you two not?

"Come on Blitz, I think it's sweet how the two of them share such a fond loving relationship. Not many people have a strong connection like they do.

Moxxie pulled away from Millie, "Sorry, sir. Perhaps another time?"

"No, no, it's fine. I-I could come with the two of you. Help you celebrate your boring fucking monogamy."

"Uh no, the reservations are for the two of us." Moxxie makes a hand motion between himself and Millie.

"Uh huh." Blitz nods.

"Just us."

"Mhm."

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

"Blitz, he's serious." Becky said, "Don't bother them tonight."

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all." Blitz hugs the pair tightly before walking out. "See you lovebugs later! Bye Becky!" He whistles as he goes about his merry way.

Moxxie growls.

"Relax sweetie. Don't let him get to you today." Millie reassured Moxxie. "Becky, will you be alright by yourself tonight?"

"Don't worry about me Millie. You two have a nice night out. I'll chill back home." Becky reassured her.

"Well alright! What say we go home, and I help Moxxie clean that blood off his clothes." Millie spoke in a seductive voice as she looked at Moxxie. Tracing her hand down his chest to his 'friend'. Draggin a blushing lovestruck Moxxie out with Becky not far behind.

~That Evening~

"Elevator 666 departing for Lust in 5 minutes." The voice on the intercom spoke in a seductive tone.

Moxxie fixes his bowtie as Millie walks over to him. Both are wearing their best formal attire as they walk towards the elevator together. Unbeknownst to them, Blitz and Becky were spying on them from a few rows back. Blitz watched the lovebirds wait to depart. Becky looked at him in annoyance. Blitz called Loona, only to get her voicemail.

""Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it."

"Hey Loonie, just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight." He ends the voicemail with a smirk.

"You're a real piece of work Blitz." Becky says as she crosses her arms and looks away. How did she even end up here?

~Almost an Hour Ago, at M&M's Place~

Becky was chilling in the living reading a book when a knock caught her attention. It was coming from the front door. That was odd. Millie and Moxxie had just left for the transportation elevator for Lust. If they were coming back, they would either unlock the door with the house key or have texted her. Someone else was at the door. Placing her book down to her left side, Becky got up and went to answer the door. Before opening it, she called out to the person behind it.

"Who's there?" She wasn't going to open the door to just anybody.

"It's me, Blitz! Open the door, Becky! I need your help!"

Hearing her boss needing help and the sound of his frantic voice, Becky hurriedly unlocked and opened the door for him. "Blitz, what's going on? Are you alright? Is Loona alright?"

"Oh, everything's fine." Blitz casually walks into the apartment with his hands in his pockets. Becky could see he was wearing some biker outfit compared to his usual outfit at work. "Just came by to see if you weren't too busy to come with me to Lust tonight."

"Excuse me? You want me to do what with you?" She sounded not only surprised, but a tad annoyed with Blitz coming all the way here and scaring her into thinking something happened with the way he was shouting.

"I want you to come with me to the Lust ring to Ozzie's tonight. I want to see what M&M are doing." Blitz told her and he made himself comfortable on the couch.

Becky looked dumbfounded at him. How could Blitz just scare her then casually walk in and plop on the couch like he owned the place? Saying he wanted her to go to the Lust ring to spy on Millie and Moxxie on their anniversary. There had to be a loose screw in Blitz's brain.

"Are you kidding me? Are you freaking shitting with me right now?! Why would I go with you to spy on Millie and Moxxie on their anniversary date? I'm not someone to just butt into other people's business like you are."

"Aw come on, it could be fun." He says in a singing voice.

"Blitz, get out. I'm not going with you and there's nothing you can do or say to change my mind."

"Is that right?" Blitz raised an eyebrow at her. He had a wicked smirk on his face, but Becky wasn't buying it.

"That's right."

"Even if I told you I've got a video of your date with the Radio Demon?"

Hearing that, Becky's eyes went wide open. Her head immediately turned to look at Blitz. "What?"

"You heard me. I've got a video of your date with Alastor. I saw everything that happened that afternoon, and I can easily post it online for everyone on the internet to see."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Oh, I would. Think of it as payback for calling Stolas to fuck me."

Guess Becky had that coming. She did screw Blitz off with Stolas as a way of keeping him away from watching her date. Wait a minute. If she remembered correctly, she told Stolas that Blitz wanted to be fucked by him all week, in his office. There was no way Blitz managed to escape to spy on her on her date. This had to be a lie. He was lying to scare her.

"Nice try Blitz, but you're obviously lying. There's no way you videotaped my date with Alastor."

"Oh, then how do I know you embarrassed yourself when you accidentally bumped into that waiter and had all kinds of drinks and an ice cream sundae fall all over you? Not to mention you spilled your drink on Alastor's chest. And...! You ran off crying with Millie and Moxxie following behind you."

He knew the truth. He knew everything. Shock formed on Becky's face when she heard Blitz tell her everything. A sly smirk was on his face. He knew he had won the war.

"How did you witness all that? I thought Stolas was busy fucking you senseless?" Becky had to know how Blitz got away to spy on her Friday afternoon.

"It wasn't easy, but I made a new deal with Stolas to get Friday afternoon off to watch how your date went."

"You cold hearted rat bastard."

"That's me!" Blitz smiled with pride. "Now, unless you want to be a laughingstock online, you're going to come with me to Ozzie's tonight. So, get dressed in something nice and let's go. We've got an elevator to catch."

"This is blackmail!"

"Yeah, but hey look at it this way. You help me and I'll delete the video. It's a win-win for both of us."

"Grr... fine, but you better keep your promise."

~End of Flashback~

~Now back to the Present at Ozzie's~

The duo had made it to Ozzie's. A long line of demons of all kinds were waiting to get inside. Guess when it comes to Lust, everyone wants a piece of it. Actually, that shouldn't come as a surprise. Lust is a powerful sin inside each and every one of us. Millie and Moxxie walked close to one another as they walked up the stairs to the entrance. Blitz attempted to sneak up with them, but the bouncer caught him by the tail. Pulling him back.

"Whoa there, buddy. You got a reservation?"

"Oh, yeah, I'm with those two." Blitz lied sheepishly.

"The club is for couples only."

"It's what?"

"No date, no reservation, no entry."

"Hang on, I actually... have a date!" Blitz looked around, found Becky standing near the line, grabbed and pulled her to the bodyguard. "She's, my date."

"I'm your what?" Becky asked in surprise.

The bodyguard didn't look convinced.

"Is she even old enough to be here?"

"She's an adult."

"How old are you girl?"

"I'm nineteen, sir."

"And is this guy your date?"

"Uh... more like my blackmailing boss." Becky gives Blitz a dark glare.

"Sorry, can't let you in."

Blitz looked the bodyguard up and down. "Y-you know, you have really nice eyes, daddy?" He smiles sheepishly at the guy. Only to immediately get thrown into the lid of a dumpster, then shut inside. The imp pops up out of the trash, flipping him off, "You fucking prude!"

Becky ran over to the dumpster. "Whoa, are you alright Blitz?" Even if she was being blackmailed, she still cared about Blitz.

"I've had worse." He replied rubbing the back of his neck.

"So, what now? Do we just go back to the Wrath Ring?"

"Not yet... there's still a way."

Stolas pours some milk into a bowl of cereal. Letting out a soft groan as he looked up at the empty table he sat at. He moved himself into the living room placing himself on the couch. Cereal in hand as he turned on the TV. A show called 'Hell-a-Novela' came on.

"Why won't you love me, Alejandro?!"

"That's a mood, Gabriella." Stolas eats a spoonful of cereal before the phone rings. Blitz's name came up above the phone in a little smoke cloud. Stolas' eyes went wide open, nearly choking on his cereal. He scrambled over to the phone making a mess of himself and dropping the bowl of cereal on the floor. Somehow managing to answer the phone. "Helloo-Hello Blitzy!"

"Stolas, you busy?" Blitz asks, sitting on a pile of trash bags.

"Umm..." Stolas looks at the mess on the carpet. "Why do you ask?"

"I was wondering if you want to...(sighs) go to a club?"

"Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy?" Stolas asks with hearts in his eyes, a bright blush and smile on his face.

"I uh... (sigh) yeah, yeah, I am. How fast can you get down to Lust?"

"I can be ready in twenty! Stolas goes through his wardrobe.

"Great, I'll see you then."

"I'll see you Blitzy~" Stolas hangs up, pulls out a gorgeous outfit, putting on a little makeup to make himself look as gorgeous as his outfit.

Blitz and Becky stand in wait under a streetlamp.

"Come on, come on, come on..." Blitz looks at his watch impatiently.

"Blitz, are you sure this is such a good idea?" Becky had doubts, but she'd been having doubts for an hour now.

"I know what I'm doing, and Stolas should know to hurry up." Blitz replied before he was snapped out of his thoughts by the sound of Stolas' voice from behind him.

"Oh Blitzy, I'm here~" said sexy looking owl stepped out of a portal striking a pose.

The streetlamp's light turned on over Blitz and Becky.

"Whoa... Stolas, you look amazing." Becky complimented.

"Oh, thank you Becky. I'm actually surprised to see you here."

"It's a long story. Just pretend I'm not here please."

"Whoa, that's a bit overkill, don't you think?" Blitz asks.

Stolas chuckles nervously, "W-well, well I-I-I just wanted to look a little nice for you. This is our first real date after all." He walks forward, holding two handouts for Blitz and Becky to take. Both imps do, following Stolas to Ozzie's.

"Oh yeah, I guess it is huh?" Blitz said to no one in particular.

"Cute!" Becky says.

The three walk up to the bouncer who looks at Blitz annoyed. "You again? Beat it shithead-"

"Ahem, do we have a problem?" Stolas asks with a raised eyebrow.

"...Oh, uh, shit-uh my apologies your highness, sir, and miss. Uh, please go right in!" The bouncer bows and gestures to the curtains.

The three walk up the stairs. Blitz popping out to flip the bouncer before disappearing back inside.

Part 1 in complete

I am SO sorry for the delay everyone.

I've been busy so much, lost my job, hoping to get my first unemployment check this Sunday, I'm job hunting, and trying to sell my artwork. Apologies for everything. I've also been working on a new Hazbin Hotel story. If you haven't yet, please, check it out. I'll try to get back in the game of updating this story. Please bare with me.

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