"Oh boy! I get to star in a fanfiction by Yoshizilla!" Furina squealed with joy and twirled around while happily letting out a fart to showcase how full of energy she was at this occassion. "I must get myself prepped up for the audience! A chance like this only comes once in a lifetime-"
Suddenly the archon was squashed to death by a carriage landing right on top of her within the Court of Fontaine, with a certain stupid idiot emerging from within looking around.
"Yep this is the place!" Cirno said upon emerging from the carraige and stretching her arms while feeling her stomach growl out of hunger. "Man did that trip make me hungry! You sure we're gonna get something good from this dump?"
"Yes if you would stop being impatient."
Cirno scoffed and bent over to brap out a huge frosty fart that froze up the city with her laughing and playfully fanning herself. "Well tough! There's a reason why I'm the strongest!"
"Are you kidding me?" 1 of the Miitopia Mii warriors pointed out while they were taking a break from their adventure. "This story is going to star her?"
"I was kind of prefering that goddess who was killed by them." Another Mii person pointed out in disappointment while she held up a carrot to feed the horse right by them. "Then again how many stories of this author start like this?"
"You can shut up now." Cirno said with her blowing her nose at the Miis which of course froze them up since she was getting impatient.
Suddenly another vehicle arrived with it being a blimp since coming off it was a Nikke who looked like she wasn't going to take any stuff from the Touhou fairy.
"Humph. This is what I offered in exchange for pricacy?" Privaty complained with her holding her gun up to her since she didn't look impressed in the slightest upon taking a glance around her. "How disappointing... I bet this story won't even be over a thousand words with the way it feels so forced-"
"Hey! Shut up!" Cirno snapped with her firing icy bullets at the Nikke female upon clenching her fists in rage. "You don't get to break the fourth wall! That's my thing!"
Privaty was quick to shot at the baka right back with her gun for she shook off the ice that was frozen upon her. "A snow themed girl with a short temper... who happens to be colored blue. This certainly is more interesting than I thought it would be."
"Are you kidding me?" Cirno complained since she noticed the tiny blots of blood on her body with her snarling in quite a rage. "You did more damage than the videos I would end up saving on a laptop with not anymore space to contain files!"
"So you do know about stuffing your computer..." Privaty spoke with her lifting her right leg and letting out a big fart that puffed up her clothing for she sighed of relief. "Well it's good to know that since you'll certainly help. Permitted that you don't try to attack me again-"
Cirno suddenly launched an assualt on Privaty and they brawled within the main area of Fontaine's capital, with plenty of people watching in confusion at this.
Hare from Veritas suddenly arrived via a motorcycle with her drinking an energy drink for she was witnessing what was going on and the hacker was already quite confused as to what was happening. "...and I thought we had weirdos at the Millenium Science School, but this is ridiculous..."
"Wait a minute-" Privaty said with her pushing the obnoxious ice being to the side upon approaching the genius. "Are you coming here to be here with us?"
"From what I gathered yes." Hare admitted with her suddenly feeling a fart brewing in her body and leaning to let it out with it being quite clear that this was a mess of a scenario that she would find herself ended up in. "There was something else here but my group suggested that I head out to get experience to help out. Not sure if this will be the case from what I saw."