Red: No new Authors Note this time. Just sit back, enjoy, and leave a comment.
Rudy was sleeping peacefully….at least he was until he started to feel some pressure on his chest. Slowly opening his eyes he came face to face with a girl with chalky pale freckled skin and white hair….she was also buck ass nude.
"...I think I feel some brown on the bottom." Rudy muttered as he heard a soft moan to his side and saw Liby shifting to his left as her eyes fluttered open.
"Mmmm, morning…how did yo….LUPA! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NAKED….AGAIN!?" Liby suddenly snapped, losing the previous affectionate charm she had from the day before and replacing it with an irritated scowl and a face full of anger as the pale girl opened an eye. "What's…*Yawn* wrong, sis? You're naked, too."
"YEAH! BUT ONLY WHEN I SLEEP!" Liby yelled as Rudy gave a confused look while Liby pushed Lupa off. "Get out of here! And put some clothes on! You know how dad is seeing us naked!"
"Oh please, like that's gonna stop me." Lupa said with an eye roll as Liby nailed her in the face with a pillow. "OUT!"
"Alright alright fine….and as for you, Snow White, if you wanna have some fun? Give me a call~" Lupa purred, giving Rudy a wink as she walked out with a teasing sway in her hips while Liby threw another pillow at the door, slamming it shut. "Ugh! Sorry about that…Lupa is…unique…" Liby blushed as Rudy cleared his throat. "...so….our sister, I take it?" He said with a red face. "Yeah…you don't get used to it." Liby said as she picked up her pajamas and started putting them back on while sniffing the air.
"After you get dressed, let's go downstairs for breakfast! Aunt Lucy's making waffles!" She said while licking her lips as Rudy climbed out of bed and grabbed one of his backpacks to pull out some clothes when he realized he had a familiar pain in his nethers and started blushing. "Lupa gave you morning wood, eh?" Liby teased as Rudy's face went red. "You need another hand, little bro?"
"N-No…I got it…I'll meet you downstairs after I, uh…deal with this…" He said while avoiding eye contact.
Liby saw this and licked her lips. "You know, I can help you get it done faster~" She smirked as she then heard a knock at the door. "Liby! Aunt Leni got stuck in the freezer again!" A voice called out as Liby sighed. "Wait, you guys have a relative that gets stuck in freezers too!?" Rudy exclaimed
"Huh, you too?..." Liby said as she kissed his forehead and quickly left the room….just as a vent on the ceiling fell down and Lupa dropped to the floor, still naked. "Thought she'd never leave." She chuckled as Rudy covered his crotch with his clothes. "What the heck were you doing in the vent?!" Rudy exclaimed as Lupa rolled her eyes. "Waiting, duh. Still can't believe she took the bait."
"Wait…bait?"
"Yeah, I bribed one of our sisters with twenty bucks if she got her away, now….I get to have some fun with you~" She smirked, giving a sensual lick of her lips, making Rudy blush as Lupa sauntered over to him with a sway in her hips as she grabbed his wrists and pushed them away to to sides, making his clothes fall and leaving his exposed dick standing in the air.
"Mmmmmm." She licked her lips. "Not bad, not as big as Daddy, but you'll do just fine~" She smirked.
"...wait, what?" Rudy said, not sure if he heard her correctly as she gave his shaft a long, slow teasing lick, making him gasp from the warm, wet sensation. 'Holy crap, is she seriously gonna do this right now?!' He thought while stifling a soft moan as she suckled on his head while swirling her tongue around it.
Lupa hummed softly as she took more of his shaft deeper into her mouth and started to give loud obnoxious slurps and sucking noises while coating his dick in a thick coat of saliva that started to drip onto the carpet with each bob of her head.
"Oh, God!" Rudy shuddered as he enjoyed Lupa's insane blowjob.
*BANG BANG BANG*
"LUPA YOU RATCHET-ASS BITCH, GET YO ASS OUT HERE!" Liby yelled as she violently banged her fist on the door. The sudden noise made Rudy (and by extension, his dick) stiffen up while Lupa forced more of his dick into her mouth until her lips were at the base of his groin and his sack was gently touching her chin.
"Gonna…cum!" He breathed out as Lupa stopped sucking and began to stroke him off while opening her mouth.
"Go ahead, big boy~ nut all over my face~" She teased with a smug look in her face that sent the boy over the edge.
*BAM!*
"LUPA!" Liby, now wearing a white buttoned up blouse, a yellow checkered hoodie, a pair of jeans and a pair of high quality Timberlands, roared as she kicked the door open, just as Rudy sprayed Lupa's face with his hot white seed, the last of which shot all over her tongue, which she then swallowed and then turned her head to Liby with a smug, half-lidded expression. "What's wrong, sis? You upset you missed out on a free facial?" Lupa said as Liby gave a growl and was about to throttle her sister until a taller woman poked her head inside, prompting Rudy's head to clear up a little and recover his crotch with a blanket as he registered the woman's appearance.
She was very tall, about 8 feet tall, if he had to guess, and equally thin wearing a black and white striped, long sleeve shirt that held a large beautiful bosom that looked somewhat out of place on her thin frame, a black skirt with fishnet leggings and high rise combat boots(that made her already tall stature look even taller), and a gold necklace with a singular gold ring on her hand. But what he noticed the most, was that her skin was gray. Not like a very dark brown, literally gray, like the color of the sky during a rainy afternoon filled with thunderclouds. He also noticed that her wavy hair was long and disheveled though not dirty looking, and covered almost the entirety of her head and face, save for a single exposed brown eye and a skull earring that poked out from her left ear.
"…Lupa…" She spoke, her deep voice being both soft spoken and gravely at the same time, making Lupa flinch as she looked away with a blush.
"Oh…h…hello mother." She spoke softly. "Go clean yourself, and get dressed." She spoke, narrowing her visible eye and making everyone shudder as it felt like the temperature in the house dropped by 20 degrees. "Y-Yes mother." Lupa said while getting up and very quickly speed walking out of the bedroom. "I apologize for my daughter, she…has no dignity whatsoever." She spoke in a softer tone. "I am your aunt Lucy, my sister has told me all about you." She smiled, bending down in front of Rudy, who could only blushed with embarrassment as she gently patted his head. "Liby, I'm going downstairs to help set the table. Please make sure Lupa doesn't disturb him again, at the very least until after he gets dressed." Lucy said as Liby gave a nod. "Alright, Auntie. C'mon Rudy, let's head down to the basement, Auntie Lynn's got the PS2 set up and the others are playing Burnout revenge and drinking diet soda." She said as Rudy had a blank look on his face.
"…Can I put my pants on first?" He asked meekly
*2 minutes later*
"Hold on!" Liby heard from outside the room as Rudy opened the door while slipping on a shirt. "Sorry about that, she…kinda…climbed through the vents…why are they big enough for someone to climb through?"
"I…have no answer for that." Liby said honestly with a shrug as she led him down the stairs.
"So…she was my aunt…and…Lupa…is her daughter…so…my cousin just…put my dick in her mouth?"
"…"
"Liby?"
"…It's better to explain things when everyone is together, little bro." She sighed as Rudy was now even more confused as she led him downstairs into the basement where they could hear shouting.
"No fair, you cheated!"
"Dude, I didn't cheat, you just suck."
"You wanna say that again!?"
"Yeah….ya suck!"
Rudy heard two young voices, male and female, shouting at each other as Liby led him to the kitchen, where she opened a door leading to a descending staircase. "Shh." She hushed Rudy as she took off her shoes and began tiptoeing down the concrete stairs
"The flavor is tidepod!?"
"Frosted swamp?...IS THAT SHREK!?"
"Why does the snowman have so many nipples!?"
"Uh oh…" Liby sighed in annoyance as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "Lemy got his hands on Loan's medicine again." She sighed.
"Fried water!?"
"My poops shouldn't smell like fruit!"
"Why don't we have any Shasta?"
"Why Shawn Garret look like Diglett?"
"Did Gloom pop a molly and now she sweating?"
"Why Alakazam got spoons lookin like he wants some captain crunch all the damn time?"
"How a big ass heavy boulder fly?"
"Why does Slowpoke look like he eat ass?"
"Why Jynx look like Nikki Minaj?"
"Why Deku wanna be a green bunny rabbit when he out there fighting crime and shit?"
"Why this man got these big ass coon lips?"
"If Tokoyami insults one of his classmates, does it count as throwing shade?"
"Since Bakugō explosions come from his sweat, does that mean he's worthless in the winter?"
"Mothafucka, he useless any time of year!"
"Why Mineta fighting bad guys in a diaper and Mr. Clean cleaning gloves?"
"Does Gran Torino play Gran Torismo?"
"So if Recovery Girl heals you by kissing if you get stabbed in the peepee does that mean she gotta suck yo dick to heal it?"
"Why is Rock Lee dressed like Gumby?'
"Is Orochimaru a man, a woman or an It?"
"Why every village in the series hidden in something? Is there a village hidden in the booty crack?"
"Do Neji and Hinata use their Byakugan to play Bakugan?"
"Why Gaara look like Marilyn Manson number one fan?"
"Why Tenten got pigtails like Miley Cyrus after her last Disney check was spent?"
"Why Kakashi ain't got no hoes? Women masterbate to him all the damn time!"
"Why is everyone in Naruto white?"
"Mothafucka, does Raikage LOOK white to you?!"
"Why Itachi always gotta look constipated?"
"Why Minato just die with his wife and not move her out the way?"
"Why the Third Hokage do everything to ensure Naruto will want to abandon the Leaf Village?"
"Why Sakura got a forehead big enough for the Code Lyoko theme song?"
"I found the porklegs episode!"
"Werewolf off sofa! Off sofa!"
"Werewolf off roof! Off roof!"
"Why there a video of Thanos fused with Irwin? And why's it good?!"
"So if Shenron was a black-ass n{REDACTED}, would his name be 'Kushron'?"
"I don't know, if Goku was one, would he be called 'Negroku' or 'Froku'?"
"…Liby, how was this medicine 'accidentally' taken?" Rudy asked with a raised eyebrow as they stopped moving down the stairs.
"He probably spiked the diet soda….again…"
"Again?!"
"Yeah, sometimes he has no chill." Liby said as she grabbed Rudy's hand and resumed descending down the stairs.
Rudy noticed a bunch of kids…tweaking to say the least…surrounded by opened cans of diet coke and sitting in front of a large old boxy plasma TV that was big enough to sit on the floor and reach the ceiling.
Rolling her eyes Liby reached into her pocket and pulled out a whistle and blew into it, drawing everyone's attention to her. "T…T…Thanks Liby." A taller girl with mocha colored skin and short black hair spoke up. She had bags under her eyes and looked like a nervous wreck as she wore a long blue turtleneck and gray cargo shorts. "Loan, how many times have you been told to keep your medicine locked up?" Liby sighed as Loan nervously rubbed her arm.
"Bu-But momma always gets mad at me if it's no-not accessible during an emergency."
"That's why dad told you NOT to listen to Aunt Lori when it comes to your pills! OR your liquid medications!" Liby added while glaring at a boy who ducked behind the crowd, which Rudy noticed really was almost entirely girls.
"Wow…..we really have a ton of cousins." Rudy muttered as Loan gigled. "Oh who's y..y..your friend Liby?" Loan smiled, bending down. "This is Rudy, he's…he's our little brother."
Immediately, all of the kids started muttering amongst themselves while Rudy leaned in towards Liby. "So…which ones are our siblings? I know you said we had brothers, and there's only one boy. So…which ones are our sisters?" He whispered, not being as quiet as he thought.
"...Rudy?...Lyle's a boy." Liby told him while pointing at one of the girls with chocolate colored skin and long straight hair that looked to have been bleached blonde. "Oh…she identifies as a boy?"
"Oh, for fucks sake…" He heard Lyle groan irritably in a somewhat high tone.
"No, she means I'm ACTUALLY a boy!" Lyle exclaimed while Rudy nodded. "I wasn't trying to offend you. I know people get upset by being misidentified."
At those words, Lyle's forehead started throbbing. "Do I need to drop my pants just to prove I'm a freakin' guy?!" Lyle yelled. "Seriously, what woman do you know is named Lyle!?"
"I don't know…how many guys do you know are named Lyle?" The boy currently hiding behind the crowd of girls spoke up.
"…Fuck you, Lemy." Lyle grumbled as a boy with dark brown skin and an ugly ass Killmonger haircut poked his head through the crowd wearing a grayish blue vest with a black undershirt and blue jeans with jordans on his feet and a red bandana around his forehead. "Haha, what's wrong? Can't take a joke, 'sis'?"
"Grrr Lemy, take yo Omar Epps, Kevin Garnett, Carter Anderson 'I wanna know what turns you on~' ass and shove it, YOU BALD ASS BITCH!" Lyle squealed, his voice getting even higher than before.
"…So, who is who?" He asked Liby quietly while the two boys started arguing.
"Huh?...oh right, that's Liena," Liby pointed to a somewhat chubby girl with cocoa colored skin and shoulder length hair that was blonde at the tips wearing what looked like a seafoam dress with a similar colored t-shirt underneath, "Lyra," then she pointed to a tall girl with light brown skin and long thick brown hair that reached her legs wearing a long purple skirt and a close up dark purple jacket, "Leia," then her hand moved to a little girl with chocolate colored skin and black hair that had two large blonde colored pigtails and was wearing a frilly pink skirt with, bizarrely, a what looked like a blue sweater vest over a dress shirt, "Lizy," then she pointed to a smaller girl with similar colored skin wearing a red ball cap and wearing a Godzilla t shirt with dirty shorts, "Lacy," then she moved to a girl with dark brown skin with her light brown hair tied into a ponytail braid wearing a black and red jersey and jean shorts, "and…huh?...where's Lulu?" Liby wondered. "Upstairs with Aunt Lisa." Loan said while sitting down in a beanbag chair, melting comfortably into it.
"Kids? Could you all come up here?" They heard Lincoln say from the top of the stairs as Loan groaned. "But I just got comfy…" She whined sadly while begrudgingly forcing herself out of the chair.
Lincoln walked back into the living room after leaving the basement door. "Ugh….I still can't believe Ronnie-Anne did this." Lori sighed in annoyance. "Hey, you knew what you were signing him up for when you got him to date her when you were still seeing Bobby, Lori." Luan said, crossing her arms.
"Luan, please, I was dumb back then-"
"Back then?!"
"Shut up!…As I was saying…I was dumb BACK THEN and was blinded by young love." Lori tried to explain.
"Either way….we still don't know why Ronnie didn't just tell anyone what she was going through." Lynn said as Lisa scoffed, holding a small baby in a blue onesie. "Of course we do, clearly SOMEONE, not naming names, was a bit too influential on her youth and made her a bit too prideful to ask for help as an adult." She said as Lynn rolled her eyes. "Hey, I barely hung around the chick, don't go blaming me!"
"I was referring to Lori."
"…Oh…"
"Not everything negative is about you, Lynn."
"Mom?" They heard Liby speak as she and the others all walked in and each went to a different adult…all except for one.
"Uhhh where's Rudy?" Lincoln asked as he saw Rudy poking his head out from the corner of the kitchen doorway. Seeing him, Lincoln walked into the kitchen and knelt down to his son's level. "How've you been since getting here? Have the others been treating you well?"
"Well…aside from…..certain stuff…it's been..fine." He said uneasily as Lisa walked over as Rudy noticed the baby in her arms was rapidly bobbing her arms like crazy, almost as if she wanted to be held by him. "Lulu, calm down already." Lisa said with a sigh. "She's been like this ever since I returned with him." she said as Lulu tried leaning over. "I think she wants you to hold her." Lincoln chuckled as Lisa, very hesitantly, slowly handed Lulu over to him.
"...uhhhh hello." He spoke as she started to pat his face with her tiny hands while loudly sucking on her pacifier as she pinched his nose.
"Now now, Lulu" Lisa chuckled as she took back her daughter, who gave a small giggle and clapped her hands.
"Wow you're lucky, normally Lulu vivisects people she first meets." Lupa spoke casually, now wearing a black and white striped skirt and a black long sleeve shirt with an eyeball with bat wings on the chest. "...I'm sorry WHAT!?" Rudy exclaimed, baffled by what he just heard.
"Anyway!...Rudy, come over and introduce yourself." Lincoln smiled as Lisa took his hand and slowly led him out of the kitchen and to the living room where everyone had apparently calmed down, well, aside from two of the women, who were currently scolding Lemy, no doubt for his antics in the basement.
"uhhhhhhh…Hello…I'm Rudy…" He said, suddenly feeling a wave of nervousness wash over him now that he had so many eyes upon him.
Rudy was about to say something else until a loud happy squeal rang through the air and he was quickly picked up by one of the women who was holding him close and twirling him around…with his face currently being smothered in her (rather massive) chest.
"You are such a cutie! I'm your Auntie Leni!" the woman exclaimed happily, ignoring Rudy's violently flailing arms as he struggled to breath until he stopped flailing and a small blobby ghost flew out from his head.
"AHH!"
"SOMETHING CAME OUT!"
"No you don't." Lucy spoke while putting her hand on the ghosts head and pushing it back down into Rudy's.
"You okay, son?" Lincoln asked as Rudy lifted his head. "...I saw a pretty lady that looked like Aunt Lucy." Rudy groaned with swirly eyes. "Leni, put him down before you suffocate him again." He sighed as she started pouting. "Do I have to, Lincy?"
"Leni, he's already turning blue again." Lincoln exclaimed as Leni sighed. "Oh…alright." She said as she placed Rudy, who immediately started gasping for air, on the floor while holding his throat. 'Holy crap! I almost freakin' died!' He thought while pushing himself back onto his feet.
"Anyway, ignoring Tits McGee, the names Lynn! If you ever have any problems come see me! Have no problems? Come see me anyway!" One of the women, with dark brown skin and long curly black hair and wearing a red sports hoodie and white sweatpants with an impressive pair of firm C-Cups, spoke up with a thumbs up.
Before Rudy could say anything, a woman with her black hair tied up in a bun, wearing an all gray three piece suit walked up. "My name is Lori and I am the CEO of Loud Industries." She said in a somewhat flat and straight to the point tone, only to be lightly shoved aside by another woman with dark skin and long black hair that looked recently brushed. She wore a light green blouse and a pair of skinny jeans that clung to her somewhat muscular legs.
"Ignore that fuddy duddy, Rudy, she used to be fun anyway I'm your Aunt Lana!" She smiled as a massive bullfrog hopped out of her hair and onto Rudy's head making him chuckle. "Oh yeah and that's Hops, I'm the local zookeeper and a part time mechanic." She said with a smile while grabbing the frog which let out a loud deep croak.
Next he found himself being hugged from behind as a decent pair of boobs covered his head and he was picked up from behind, letting out a startled yelp. "Whoa there, little dude, just havin' a little fun." He heard her say in a deep voice as she turned him around and he saw she also had dark skin, and her hair was partially shaved on one half and very long on the other half. She was wearing a skull necklace and a purple crop top that made her D-Cups look bigger, and she wore a pair of jean shorts with fishnet leggings…that were threatening to tear apart at the seams at any moment from her thick thighs and wide hips.
"Name's Luna, lil dude, if you ever wanna rock with your cock out let me know~" She purred, making Rudy blush as the others all chuckled and he was once again swiped away, this time by a woman with her massively long hair tied into a long thick braid, wearing a reflective pink button up shirt and a dull rose colored skirt.
"Luna, try sounding like less of a perv, it hasn't been nearly long enough for that." She said while shaking her head and looking the boy up and down, making Rudy gulp nervously.
"Hmmmmm….Your outfit is rustic and yet also tacky….impressive. I can see you trending for a few weeks on TikTok for going with a classical 2005 estetic, but no more than that before people move on to other crappy trends and challenges." She said, still eyeing his outfit and starting to make him uncomfortable as she was slapped upside her head by the final woman, who Rudy recognized as the woman from last night, that Liby called 'mom'.
'So, is she dad's wife?' He thought.
"Lola, be nice!" She said as Rudy took in her own appearance. Her hair was long and brown, and pulled back into a ponytail that was starting to curl back up with her bangs being allowed freedom from the rest of the ponytail. She had a similar skin tone to Liby, and even the same colored eyes. She was wearing a white shirt with a button-up vest that looked strained on her chest, and a pair of white jeans that also looked strained against her hips.
"Anyway Rudy, I'm sure you know me already. I'm Luan. It's nice to meet you!" She smiled, holding out her hand for him to shake as he nervously took it.
*PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The old whoopie cushion in the hand trick!" Luan laughed as Rudy saw her hand had a small balloon with a rubber band attached to the end tied around it.
Everyone else gave a sigh of relief as Lincoln smiled, happy Luan didn't use the joy buzzer for her prank. 'She really has reeled it back in the past decade, hasn't she?' He thought with a grin as he pat Rudy on his shoulder.
"Alright Rudy, so….watcha think?" He smiled as his son looked up at him. "…I think I have a really big family…" he said as Luan chuckled. "Understatement of the century, honey."
"...Dad?...why do I have so many aunts anyway?"
"Well…your grandparents didn't really believe in…well, using protection." He admitted sheepishly
"...okay…but….wait a sec, if Liby's my sister then…why do my cousins live here?" He asked, prompting everyone to look at each other. "Told you he'd start questioning it right away." He heard Lana mutter while seeing Lola pass her some cash behind her back with a bitter expression.
"…"
"…Dad…which of them are my siblings?"
"…Ummm…"
"Dad?"
"…"
"Dad, please say something."
"…All of them?…"
"…I'm sorry, what?"
"…He said all of them." Lisa spoke with a nervous expression as she saw Rudy look like he was struggling to process what he was just told, his face still and expressionless.
"Rudy, to explain it quickly…we're all his sisters. ADOPTED sisters… but still, we are indeed his siblings." Lucy spoke. "…I think I can understand why mamá doesn't like talking about you."
"That's fair." Lincoln said with a sigh as he couldn't really blame Ronnie-Anne for that one.
"...Lincoln what do we do now? He knows our secret!" Lynn said as Lincoln rolled his eyes. "Lynn, almost everyone in town knows our not so open secret because SOME of you can't keep one" He said looking at Lola and Leni…Leni wasn't paying attention, but Lola looked away whistling while filing her nails.
"So…all of them are…my half siblings?"
"Technically, yes."
"Technically?"
"Lulu's a bit hard to explain, but aside from her, yes. They're all your half siblings."
"...I thought Lulu was a super mutant. What's a hard to explain?" Leni asled as all of them (yes even Lulu) facepalmed at what she said.
"…Is sh-"
"Yes, she's on the spectrum."
"…Huh…is it weird that I kinda wanna hug her right now?"
"No, the autism scores her a lot."
"…Ok then…" Rudy said plainly as everyone else shook their heads in irritation as Rudy felt Lulu crawling up his shoulders and curling up on top of his head like a cat. "Hehe, I think she likes you." Liby giggled as Lulu gave a deep purr, making Rudy smile and gently scratch her head.
"Awwwwwwww." The adult Loud women all said.
"How sweet! Ooh I know, let's celebrate with a family orgy!" Leni shouted, ripping off her shirt allowing her massive choco-boobs to bounce free, the sight of which caused Rudy's face to turn red as he fell backward with a gush of blood pouring from his nose.
"Dang it, Leni!" Lincoln said while shaking his head as they saw Rudy was now unconscious with Lulu now asleep on his chest.
Red: So, Rudy's met the Louds. Hopefully he'll recover in the next chapter so he can meet the rest of the family.