A Beautiful Bust
Written for day four of Shipping Week on Morsmordre
Prompt: bust
Pairing: Chavo/boobs (because why not?)
"Why do they call it a bust if it doesn't have boobs?" Chavo asked, taking a step closer to examine the sculpture.
His adoptive mother had decided to take him to the museum, where he could learn all about paintings, sculptures and other historical artifacts. Only it wasn't going quite as planned.
"Where are the boobs? These people aren't busty at all! They've got no tits!"
"Maybe that's why they're called busts because someone broke off their boobs," Chilindrina said thoughtfully. "Like how daddy says girls sometimes trip and break off their golf club when they're learning how to walk."
Quico pulled his thumb out of his mouth. "No balls?"
Chilindrina shook her head. "Nope, no balls." Although he wasn't exactly asking about the same kind of balls she had in mind.
Chavo continued his rant, angrily stating that they out to boycott the museum due to false advertising and lack of breasts. His mother was about to drag him out of the building when Sans walked in, taking a moment to examine the scene before deciding to intervene.
"hey, kiddo, what's wrong? you upset about there not being any boobs in this joint?" The child nodded, so the skeleton continued. "oh gee, that's a real shame. because you know i saw a woman with twelve breasts today. sounds weird, dozen tit?"
Soleil stood there staring at the comical bone man, her mouth agape. It took a moment for everything to register, at which point her son put his hands over his mouth, snorting and trying to suppress his laughter.
"you think that's weird, imagine if they were made of oak. that would really blow your mind, wooden tit?"
And then Chavo had a revelation. The divine tits done blessed him with their wisdom, and so he went home and took up wood carving, creating a sculpture of a lady with the biggest breasts the world had ever seen. But he wasn't finished yet. For the finishing touches, he turned the sculpture into a working fountain, lactating milk nine miles into the sky.
"Now that's a bust!" Chavo proudly declared, admiring his beautiful creation.
"Yes, but did we have to put it outside in the front yard?" Soleil asked.