Suzaku was many things, a brave knight, a friend, a big brother figure.

He did not expect to be a punching bag.

The Lancelot was slammed into several trees. The Guren walked over menacingly, its pilot cracking her neck,"MAn, I'm feeling so pent up right now."

"Why me?" Suzaku muttered.

Suzaku stared up at what used to be his best friend. He couldn't believe it. Lelouch was Zero all along. What could he say at this point? What should he do? He pointed the gun, ready to-

Kallen punched him in the gut, cracking a couple of ribs,"Lelouch, why did you lie to me!?"

"Why did you hit me!?" Suzaku moaned as he held his stomach.

"Shut up, meatbag." Kallen pistol-whipped him in the head without even looking.

Lelouch winced at this,"This isn't going well." He winced again as Kallen kicked Suzaku in the leg.

Suzaku entered the cage very reluctantly. He had never won against her, but now that she was out of her mech...

Suzaku would regret entering the transparent cage as Kallen punched him several times, and then had him in a headlock,"Help!"

Suzaku flew in the air,"You know, maybe I should save Nunnally? That might get me on Lelouch's good side. Man, I did not think this through... why are my eyes red again?" He looked up, noticing a new Guren looking down at him.

"Oh look, my favorite punching bag!"

"Oh shit!"

Suzaku moaned as he laid down in the massage parlor,"Man, my life is pain.." He felt the masseuse rub his back,"You know? Everything was better before I met this crazy bitch that keeps kicking my ass every time we meet."

"Sucks." Said the woman.

"I mean, what's her problem, anyway? I barely know her! Whenever I'm on the field, she goes after me!"

"That sucks. It would suck even more if she were undercover as a masseuse."

Suzaku's eyes glowed red,"What." He looked behind him, noticing a familiar face,"Ah shi-"

Suzaku splashed his face with water,"Okay, I'm in the men's room. She's can't get me here." He looked at himself in the mirror,"She's not here." He looked at the sink,"Not here," He looked up, noticing the vent on the ceiling was open,"Not here." He looked at the sink again,"So I can relax." He looked up at the mirror.

Kallen was standing behind him.

"Why are you-" Suzaku was then grabbed in a headlock,"Help!"

Suzaku entered his home, moaning in pain,"It's been a long day."

"Has it?" Kallen was sitting at his table.

"No..." Suzaku moaned.

"Relax, I'm not kicking your ass today..." Kallen held a flower in her hand,"I'm just grabbing this petunia for my mom. It is Mother's Day." She went passed him.

"Oh..."

"Wait..." Suzaku went to a small garden in the back where a petunia was missing,"She took Euphie!"

Suzaku needed to survive now. For the Zero Requiem to work, he needed to keep going. His Lancelot flew in the air.

Lelouch watched at the monitors, noticing a certain dot making a beeline towards another,"Oh no..."

Suzaku's eyes glowed red, before getting slammed into,"Hi there!" said a crazed Kallen,"It's Kouzuki Time!"

"No, Kallen, no!"

Things were getting better under Nunnally's rule. Yes, everything was going swimmingly.

Zero waited on top of a building, his eyes closed,"Everything's going according to plan, Lelouch. Though your sister's looking at me funny. Wonder how you'd feel about that... she did have her 18th birthday..." His eyes glowed red,"No... no... not now!"

Kallen's hand breached through the roof,"After three years, I found you!"

"No!"

A/N: Would you believe me if I said I didn't hate Suzaku?

I just like putting him in situations that involve him getting beat up. Also I like Kallen better.