The Mayhem Critic
Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker and welcome back to another hilarious chapter of The Mayhem Critic. When we last left off, Sean reviewed the bizarre cult classic Santa Claus: The Movie. Today, Sean and his pal Lucas a.k.a. UltimateWarriorFan4Ever takes a look at the 2004 Ed, Edd n' Eddy Christmas special Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Jingle, Jingle, Jangle to see how well it holds up. So, sit back, relax and enjoy this hilarious review.
P.S.: I do not own anything involved in this story. All rights belong to their respective sources. Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Jingle, Jingle, Jangle is owned by A.K.A. Cartoon and Cartoon Network.
Episode Seventy-Eight
Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Jingle, Jingle, Jangle
We see Sean sitting on his couch wearing a Christmas sweater while also being decked out with a Santa Claus hat on top of his head. He then starts to become excited while rubbing his hands in anticipation of today's episode.
"Ohhhhh man, what's up everyone, I'm Sean The Mayhem Critic, the critic that rips movies a new one," Sean smirked before saying, "But not to mention the fact that I rip out on anything besides movies of course. For example, we're gonna give out our take on a Christmas special that's done by one of Cartoon Network's greatest cartoons to ever come out of the 90's. That's right, I said 'we're', because not also am I gonna review this special, but my good friend UltimateWarriorFan4Ever is too!"
The camera then scrolled right to Lucas, who of course, was sitting right beside Sean with a glass of alcoholic eggnog in hand. Like Sean, Lucas too was also wearing a Christmas sweater with a Santa Claus hat on top of his head as well.
"What can I say, it's the Christmas season." Lucas shrugged, toasting his eggnog up in the air, "Plus, I had to do something to make it up to him just for leaving Sean in that cold winter air after that Commercials III special."
Sean nodded at Lucas before looking to the camera and said, "All apologies are good, Lucas. Since it's the holidays though, I figured now would be the perfect time to talk about…"
But then all of a sudden, Sean gets cut off by the sound of whistling, identifying it as the opening theme song to Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Chorus: Ed, Edd n Eddy!
"Ohhhh, fuck yeah!" Sean and Lucas shouted in joy.
(Clips of Ed, Edd n Eddy are then shown in a montage while Sean is narrating the opening.)
Sean: *Narrating* Okay, need I really say more? I know this doesn't need an introduction, but what the hell, I'm gonna give one anyway. Ed, Edd n Eddy premiered on Cartoon Network around January 4, 1999 and without a doubt, it instantly became a smash hit for the network itself. For those of you who don't know the premise, the show is about three teenage boys from the Cul-de-sac named Ed, Edd, that's of course Ed with two D's, and Eddy, whose main goal in their lives is to pull out every single scam just for some tasty jawbreakers. Of course, they have to deal with everyday stuff such as having to deal with horny trailer park neighbors, chickens, pieces of buttered toasts, bitchy-ass sisters, farm animals, dumbasses riding in bikes, and did I mention jawbreakers? Yeah, it definitely won out a whole lot of accolades just for their smart writing, perfect animation and interesting presence.
Lucas then said with a smirk, "Of course, at one time, it would be Cartoon Network's longest-running animated series for 10 full years. And in the words of Double D himself, it took only 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie."
"Of course, we won't be talking about the movie though, since we'll save it for another time." Sean reassured Lucas, "But right now, since it's Christmas, I figured we take a look at one of their specials right here and right now. So ladies and gentleman, pull out some of that delicious gravy, chicken and buttered toast right to your table as we take look at the delicious holiday fest simply known as Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle. But before we go to the review itself, first things first."
Then all of a sudden, both Sean and Lucas started bringing out their football helmets to wear on top of their heads. Sean was wearing a Chicago Bears helmet while Lucas of course was wearing a Philadelphia Eagles helmet as well.
"This is just in case any heckler decides to throw snowballs at us." Lucas replied, "Now on with the review."
Lucas: *Narrating* So the film opens up with snow falling from the sky, followed by the bald kid of the show, Jonny 2x4, drawing what seems to be a tongue on Plank's entire face.
(We see Jonny 2x4 drawing a tongue on Plank's face before sticking his tongue out to taste the snow.)
"Hey idiot, don't you realize your friend is made of wood and that he can't even taste shit?" Lucas replied to the camera as if he was talking to Jonny 2x4, "Yikes, no wonder he's got a fat head."
(The scene then switches to the opening credits before switching to Eddy, who is searching for presents under the tree, and then a closet.)
Sean: *Narrating* So after we get a nice little shot of the title screen alongside some credits of the creators that are done with excellent holiday handiwork outside, we take a nice little trip at Eddy's house itself where the scam-master himself is busy sneaking in the middle of the night, trying to get his hands on the presents that his parents seem to hid from him.
(Eddy then enters up the attic, shining a flashlight across the room.)
Eddy (voiced by Tony Sampson): Oh, come on! Gimme a break…
(Eddy then searches under a chest, yet to no avail.)
Eddy: *groaning* Parents. Who invented them?
"The spawn of Satan of course." Lucas nodded.
(Eddy then starts to step on a plank all before breaking it right off and revealing the presents.)
Sean: *Narrating* Much to his luck of course, he steps on a plank, forcing Eddy to rip it off and find the presents being stashed for them.
Eddy: The Christmas Stash!
"Unfortunately, not the stash we're thinking about of course." Sean shook his head as a picture of a bag of weed appeared alongside him and Lucas.
(Eddy starts to undo the Christmas present very easily before opening it up right away.)
Lucas: And just when Eddy thinks he's about to get a very cool gift like a jawbreaker or very hot babe…
(Eddy then pulls out the present, which happens to be a vest. This forces Eddy to spit out his tongue in disgust of his gift.)
"He gets fucked hard, ladies and gentleman." Lucas shook his head with a smile.
Sean shook his head himself while saying, "Unfortunately, not the kind that involves Nikki Benz or Richelle Ryan being bent over."
(Eddy then rips out another present, revealing it to be a dickey.)
Eddy: A dickey? They still make these?!
(Eddy rips out yet another Christmas present, but it's reindeer-inspired socks.)
Eddy: Say it isn't so!
"Ah, nice callback to the film starring Chris Klein and Heather Graham." Lucas nodded before scowling, "Yeah, don't ever fucking watch it."
(Eddy then pulls out another Christmas present, which now happens to be a pair of pajamas. Eddy becomes seethingly angry in response, forcing him to scream.)
Eddy: *shouting angrily* I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!
"Well yikes, Eddy." Sean said, backing up a bit from Eddy's tantrum, "Maybe you should have asked your parents what you wanted first before they went Christmas shopping. No need to bring out that shit-fit."
"Truth be told, I hated getting clothes for Christmas too." Lucas nodded to the camera, "But hey, I learned to live with it as I got older, so it doesn't bother me anymore."
"I swear, Eddy kinda reminds me of someone." Sean said to Lucas.
Lucas replied by saying to Sean, "Ah, which one?"
Sean nodded as he said, "It's easy, it's this…"
(A clip of Kid Gets The Wrong Game For Christmas from YouTube is shown where a kid has a copy of WWE 2K15 in hand.)
Kid: You got me 2K15 instead of 2K16?
Mother: *off-screen* It was out of stock.
Kid: What the-? Nhhhhhhhhh!
(The kid then throws down a box to the floor out of anger.)
"Ohhh yeah, definitely reminds me of Eddy." Lucas said, chuckling in delight.
"Indeed," Sean nodded, "Now here's what it would look like from an Ed, Edd n Eddy standpoint."
(A clip of Kid Gets The Wrong Game For Christmas is shown yet again, but this time, Eddy's face is pasted on the kid while a dickey is pasted right on the WWE 2K15 game.)
Kid (v/o by Sean): You got me clothes instead of a jawbreaker?
Mother (v/o by Lucas): Kevin ate 'em all!
Kid: GODDAMMIT!
Sean: (Narrating) As Eddy throws a temper tantrum, a flashlight's beam hits a nearby mirror and it bounces off into the night's sky, in which we cut to the Park n' Flush trailer park, where we see the Kanker Sisters popping open Krazy Krackers so they can get a paper crown.
May Kanker (Voiced by Erin Fitzgerald): (To Marie) Hurry up! Maybe you'll get a paper crown!
Marie Kanker (Voiced by Kathleen Barr): Of course, I'll get a paper crown. They all come with a paper crown, stupid.
"Really? I never thought of a pack of crackers that come with a paper crown. Do you know how many times that I tried to find a paper crown in a pack of Ritz crackers? I can tell you this, I had no luck finding a paper crown." Sean said.
(Marie sticks up the strings, and lets go the cracker as May stares)
May Kanker: It's a dud, Marie!
Lee Kanker (Voiced by Janyse Jaud): Just like you, huh, May?
(The cracker explodes and May's head slips off)
Marie Kanker: Look, Lee, May got a makeover.
(Marie grabs her paper crown)
"Jesus Christ! These Krazy Krackers are explosive. Well, what can I say? I mean it says "Warning: Highly Explosive" right on the friggin' box! Oh, wait. It's not food. I just realized that it's fireworks. You dumb bitches were firing off fireworks in the trailer!" Sean shouted at the camera.
Lucas: (Narrating) May then notices the beam of light from Eddy's flashlight in the sky and is curious to know where it came from. Hell, the Kanker Sisters are curious to know where it came from and why, so they set out their voyage to follow the twinkling light.
(We see the Kanker Sisters walking in the snow as they follow the twinkling light while "A Horse With No Name" by America plays in the background)
Song: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it feels good to be out in the rain…
"Yeah, we just HAD to do that." Lucas smirked, "Figured it kinda fit the mood."
Lucas: (Narrating) Anyway, while the Kankers are out traveling on foot, we get a nice shot of a chimney tearing up Ed's house in half, which of course, Ed drags with his own hands.
(The scene switches to Ed lifting up an entire chimney and moving it to his room, which ends up tearing the house in half and waking up Sarah.)
Ed (voiced by Matt Hill): Not too shabby.
(Ed then looks under the chimney itself, smiling like an idiot.)
Ed: Chimney, ready and waiting!
"Well, he's definitely got the Christmas spirit, I can tell." Lucas nodded as he drank his alcoholic eggnog through a straw.
Sean nodded too as he said, "Well, of course, how can Christmas be complete without the only two tasty things every family needs when Santa arrives?"
(Ed searches for his closet, only to bring out a plate of 'gravy cakes' and a glass of milk to place on the couch.)
Ed: Oh, and Santa's favorite… gravy cakes and milk! Yum yum yum!
"Yes, everyone. Nothing smells like shit in the oven better than gravy cakes and milk." Sean smirked, "Way better than Thanksgiving Pizza or perhaps a good ol' Holiday Hashpipe."
Lucas: *Narrating* So after Ed draws a poorly "Santa Sit Heer" sign on the chair and starts running around in circles like a stupid idiot…
(Ed then falls down only to see his little sister Sarah standing right in the doorway looking upset.)
Ed: Sarah!
"Ah, damn it…" Sean groaned while seeing Sarah's appearance.
(A montage of clips start playing showing Sarah from Ed, Edd n Eddy in various episodes.)
Sean: (Narrating) Seriously, I can't tell you how much I can't STAND this character. For those who don't know, this is Ed's bratty little asshole of a sister, Sarah. Why is she such a dick to her own big brother? Well, for one thing, she's manipulative, she's whiny, she's aggravating and she's such a pain when you listen to her. She's like what happens if Caillou and Angelica Pickles from Rugrats had a baby together. No doubt, that baby would definitely be Sarah herself. Anyway, back to the scene.
Ed: Rooty-toot-toot and rubby-tum-tums, Santa-
Sarah (voiced by Janyse Jaud): WHY DID YA TAKE THE CHIMNEY, FATHEAD?!
Ed: It is Christmas, Sarah. And I, Ed the elf, awaits his jolliness!
"Yeah Sarah, support your brother's Christmas cheer like everyone should." Lucas nodded, toasting his eggnog to the camera.
"Heck, we do too." Sean nodded, toasting to the camera as well.
Sarah: You just make sure Santa sees MY stocking, or I'll stuff you in the turkey. Got it?!
"Do it and we're gonna let Santa know to put shit logs in your stocking!" Sean said, threatening the camera as if it was Sarah herself, "Trust me, that's way worse than getting coal."
Sean: So after we see Ed stapling the hell out of Sarah's soon-to-be-shit stocking, he gets a weird tap coming from that window of his.
Ed: Santa?
(Ed starts looking up his chimney again.)
Lucas: *Narrating* LOOK UP THE WINDOW, ASSHOLE!
(Ed starts to hear the tapping sound through his window again, finally getting Ed's attention.)
Ed: Santa?
(Ed sees a yellow glove knocking on his basement window.)
Ed: Santa!
(Ed then sees Edd aka Double D stand there holding a weird plant in his hands.)
Edd (voiced by Samuel Vincent): A very Merry Christmas to you, Ed.
(Ed starts looking disappointed seeing Double D.)
"Wow, that surgery and shave definitely paid off for Santa, big time." Lucas smirked a little.
Lucas: *Narrating* We're just kidding, it's actually Edd, or Double D as he's basically called in the show.
Edd: I just thought I'd visit before dinner, and give you-
(Ed then reaches up to Edd and hugs him very tightly.)
Ed: I'll be home for Christmas, Double D! Cause Santa Claus is coming.
(Ed tries to get Edd into his room, only for Edd's body to stretch out in a freakish way.)
Edd: Let me be the first to say how happy I am for you, Ed, but you're stretching my mittens!
(Ed stretches Edd far enough that Edd finally pops through the room and hits the wall. Ed then starts to panic by getting the rest of Edd's winter clothes out of the chair itself.)
Ed: *panicking* Santa's comfy zone! Ed the elf has fixed it.
"Fix nothing! You came this close to ripping your friend in half!" Sean nodded.
Lucas nodded as well before saying, "And to think we could've had the first fatality shown on a Cartoon Network program that wasn't Adult Swim."
Sean: (Narrating) Double D stops by to give Ed some kind of flower but our favorite loveable nimrod embraces him with a hug because he's all too caught up in the Christmas spirit.
Edd: 'Tis the season, Ed.
Ed: 'Tis?
Edd: The warmth, Ed. That fuzzy feeling is the spirit of the holiday.
Ed: Spirit?
Edd: (Puts his hand on Ed's chest) From here, Ed.
Ed: My udder?
"Cows have udders. You have nipples. You're not a cow." Sean said.
Lucas: (Narrating) But Eddy drops by lookin' all livid as hell because of the gifts that his parents are giving him.
Ed: Eddy! Santa is coming to my house.
Eddy: (Punches Ed in the face) Yeah, right! And I'm a little leprechaun looking for his pot of gold.
"Ask Rankin/Bass. They have the Leprechauns' Christmas Gold with Art Carney. But you wouldn't be perfect for the leprechaun role, you'll be perfect for the role as that greedy old banshee." Sean said as he mentions the 1981 Christmas special.
Sean: (Narrating) Eddy, being the one that can't keep his trap shut, tells Ed and Double D that he found his parents' Christmas stash and opened them, which Double D doesn't take very lightly.
Edd: Oh, Eddy! How could you have been so selfish?! Oh, your parents' trust, shattered. Shame on you.
Ed: (Runs to the chair) Excuse me. Pardon me! Excuse me!
Eddy: Hey, you know it, and I know it. Christmas is the one time when parents are supposed to buy you everything you want. And all I got was lame-o clothes.
"You know, I sympathize with Eddy. I remember one Christmas that I asked my mom for Transformers: The Movie on Blu-Ray and what does she give me, she gives me Transformers: The Last Knight and I hated that movie. In the words of the Angry Video Game Nerd, life fucking sucks." Sean said as he crossed his arms in disappointment.
Edd: The true meaning of Christmas isn't about materialistic needs or selfish wants. Rather, it comes from here. (Places his hand on Eddy's chest)
Eddy: That's my udder you're touching.
"Double D, he's not Abigail Mac, stop feeling up on his udder, you sick pervert." Lucas pointed at the camera.
Lucas: (Narrating) After his argument with Double D, Eddy comes up with a plan, well a scheme, for him to get adopted by one of the kids in the neighborhood so he can get better gifts. And being the greedy bastard that he is, he wants his presents. So, the first house he goes to is Jonny's house, which for some odd reason has no friggin' snow on his lawn.
Sean: (Narrating) Eddy knocks on his door, only to be greeted…
(After Eddy knocks on the door, Jonny, who's dressed as Jack Frost, opens the door and bites Eddy on his nose)
Eddy: Ouch!
Jonny (Voiced by David Avalon, credited as David-Paul Grove): Nipping at your nose, Eddy. Get it? (Laughs) I'm Jack Frost, and Plank's Mr. Snowflake.
"What the fuck kind of greeting is that?! Were you trying to imitate the Penguin from Batman Returns?" Sean asked.
(A clip from Batman Returns is shown, showing the Penguin biting a campaign staffer's nose off)
"Dude, if you try to bite my nose off while you're dressed like that, your silent night is about to become a deadly night. Trust me." Sean said, glaring at the camera.
"Yeah, and he has the guns and swords in his closet to back that up." Lucas gestured to Sean.
Lucas: (Narrating) Right before he takes Plank and shove him up Jonny's ass, Eddy comes up with a clever lie ever and Baldy here falls for it. So, Jonny let's Eddy into his home where he sees that…
(Eddy enters Jonny 2x4's house, only to see that's its like a frozen cave and everything frozen in ice blocks)
"He stumbled onto the set of Frozen." Lucas said.
Jonny: Do you wanna warm up by the fire? Because you can't! It's ice. See? (Flicks his finger at the fire that's frozen in ice) I'm Jack Frost, and he's Mr. Snowflake.
(A clip from TruTV's World's Dumbest is shown)
Roger Lodge: Really? No (beep).
Sean: (Narrating) The reason why Jonny's house is turned into an icy nightmare or more like Elsa's frozen dream is because it's part of Jonny's family's Christmas tradition. They bring winter inside all because of Mother Nature. Uh, yeah. That's not how Mother Nature works, stupid! If you bring winter inside, then all the snow and ice is gonna melt in your home. And that's going to be one hell of a mess to clean up.
"Hell, if that happened in my mother's house, she would kill me. Trust me. Jonny's parents, on the other hand, they're fucking idiots." Sean said.
Lucas: (Narrating) After Jonny bites Eddy on the nose again, our little con artist comes across the presents that are underneath Jonny's Christmas tree and he plans to crack them open.
"Okay, I'm sure that Jonny would never fall for that, now would he?" Sean asked.
Eddy: (After grabbing one of the presents from underneath the tree and sees that it's frozen in a block of ice) Hey, Jack, get me an ice pick, will you? I wanna see what I got.
Jonny: Ice pick? (He holds Plank up to his ear) Mr. Snowflake says, "No problem, Eddy."
"Oh, you fucking idiot!" Sean yelled out.
"Can't believe that Baldy fell for that. Also, YOUR FRIEND IS MADE OF WOOD AND HE CAN'T SAY A FUCKING WORD!" Lucas shouted as well.
"I swear, Jonny is close to me taking Plank and beating him to death with it." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But instead of opening one of the presents, Eddy's gift is a trip down an ice slide, don't ask how he had time to put it together but it looks friggin' fun. And surprisingly, Jonny was onto his little plan and that Plank knew that he was only trying to steal his Christmas presents. How would he know, he's an inanimate fucking object!
(A clip from In Bruges is shown)
Harry (Played by Ralph Fiennes): YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
"Oh, shut up!" Sean exclaimed.
Lucas: Well, so much for him getting gifts from Jonny, Eddy moves onto the next home on the block, and that home is none other than our favorite foreigner from The Old Country, Rolf, who is busy putting up meat all over his house and he's dressed in a lamb suit.
We cut back to Sean and Lucas, who are both making a look of confusion on their faces to know why Rolf is dressed in a lamb suit and decorating his house with meat.
"I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to drink this." Sean said as he pulls out a bottle of Evan Williams Egg Nog and pours it in his mug before taking a sip. "Want some, Lucas?"
"Hell yeah, pour it in!" Lucas nodded, letting Sean pour the drink onto his cup.
(Eddy then approaches Rolf, who turns to him only to see Eddy feign a little sadness in his face.)
Eddy: Woe is me, woe is me.
Rolf (voiced by Peter Kelamis): Look at you, Ed Boy. Why does your face sag like papa's pot of parsnips?
Eddy: My parents were attacked by renegade baggage handlers, Rolf. And they took all my presents.
"Ah, quite an interesting tale, Eddy." Lucas nodded, "Obviously Rolf has to buy that story."
"I also did forget to mention Rolf was voiced by Peter Kelamis." Sean nodded as well, "Believe it or not, I bet you won't guess who he also voiced as well."
(A clip of Dragon Ball Z plays showing Goku.)
Goku (voiced by Peter Kelamis): Ha-ha! I can't believe how strong I am! Incredible! Training in 100x gravity has quadrupled my strength. I feel light as a feather and agile as a shark! Hehe, I feel good!
Sean: *Narrating* Yeah, you're seeing this alright. The voice of the Son of a Shepard himself also used to be the voice of Goku from "Dragon Ball Z", but in the Canadian Ocean dub of course. We're not lying. Go look it up on Wikipedia.
"You know, now that I do think about it, can you imagine Peter doing Goku in Rolf's voice?" Sean asked Lucas.
"I can totally imagine what that would be like." Lucas nodded.
(Another clip of Dragon Ball Z plays, showing Goku holding up Nappa with his hand.)
Goku (v/o as Rolf): And that is how to save a helpless kitty from a tree. Easy, 123. Thank you spoilt Eddy!
(Goku then throws Nappa straight to Vegeta. Another clip is shown, this time showing Goku who gets dropped to the rocks thanks to an ape-form of Vegeta.)
Goku (v/o as Rolf): Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pockets.
(Another clip is shown yet again, this time he's fighting Vegeta, who is powering up.)
Vegeta (voiced by Christopher Sabat): The choice is yours, Kakarot! Either way, you are going to perish!
Goku (v/o as Rolf): *to Vegeta* You need to eat more fiber, head-in-sock Ed boy!
"Okay, that would be the most AWESOMEST fucking thing ever!" Sean smirked joyously.
"Now this totally makes me want a redub with Goku in Rolf's voice now." Lucas smirked as well.
Lucas: *Narrating* Anyway, Rolf refuses at first, but once Eddy pulls out the "No Christmas" guilt card on him, Rolf decides to answer the only way he knows how.
Rolf: You have pulled Rolf's eggplant, half-man half-woman Ed Boy.
(Rolf then bends over in front of Eddy, sticking out his lamb's tail at him.)
Rolf: Come, grab the tail of a Shepard's joy, and join in Rolf's traditions of seasonal mirth.
(Eddy makes a shocked look on his face.)
Sean is immediately frozen in stunned shock seeing Rolf bent over in front of an uncomfortable Eddy. He remains like that for a good five seconds before forming a big gulp in his throat and making a disgusted look on his face.
"Well, thanks a lot for making me puke in my mouth a little, Rolf!" Sean shivered uncomfortably. "What the hell were you trying to do, making Eddy have gay thoughts!?"
"Hey, Rolf's here, he looks queer, get used to it." Lucas said, patting Sean right in the shoulder.
"I know," Sean nodded before holding up an Evan Williams Egg Nog up in hand, "And now I gotta down this whole damn bottle thanks to that son of a bitch shepard."
Sean: (Narrating) So then Rolf let's Eddy into his home, Eddy notices a picture of a bearded troll on Rolf's wall as Rolf begins to explain the story of Yeshmiyek.
Rolf: She who lives in the center of the Earth, where she prepares the holiday feast for good males and females. Let us sing in honor of her great stewing! (He starts playing the accordion and sings) Deep below the dirt and rock, there lives a bearded maiden fair. Who's kitchen pot is bigger than her size of underwear…
We cut back to Sean and Lucas who are both looking dumbfounded as Rolf sings about Yeshmiyek.
Rolf: (Sings) Yeshmiyek, who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot. Yeshmiyek, who cures the meat and stuffs the fruit and sugared beets. Yeshmiyek, who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork.
(We intercut to a scene from Perfect Strangers, as we see Balki and Larry doing the Dance of Joy)
"Okay, now everybody dance!" Sean exclaimed.
Both Sean and Lucas jump up from off of the couch and start dancing as Rolf continues to sing about Yeshmiyek.
(We then cut to various clips from different movies: we see Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder dancing, Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction dancing, Number 5 from Short Circuit dancing, Robin Hood's merry men dancing from Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Kid and Play in House Party dancing and Kevin from Home Alone dancing)
We then cut back to Sean and Lucas dancing while Sean dances with the bottle of Evan Williams Egg Nog in his hand while Lucas dances while drinking his egg nog as well.
Eddy: Hold it, hold it, hold it!
Sean and Lucas both stop dancing and sit back down on the couch.
"Oh, come on. We were just having a little fun." Sean said.
Lucas: (Narrating) Eddy asks Rolf where the presents are but Rolf continues to sing the song about the weird bearded lady. So, he just leaves while Double D just watches and him and Ed are both ashamed of Eddy's view of what Christmas is truly about.
Edd: I just know deep inside him a flame flickers for the blessings of this holiday. Perhaps it's time for fate to lend a helping hand.
"How about getting John McClane on his greedy ass? Maybe he'll teach him the true meaning of Christmas. Or get Ice Cube to beat the shit out of him with a Christmas tree." Lucas said.
(A clip from Friday After Next is shown)
Craig (Played by Ice Cube): Ho, ho, ho motherfucker!
Sean: (Narrating) Back with Eddy, his quest to get adopted by one of the neighborhood kids continues as he goes over to…
Nazz (Voiced by Erin Fitzgerald): (Opens the door) Hey, Eddy!
(Eddy smile turns to a look of surprise as his eyes widened to see Nazz in her little Christmas outfit. Nazz is seen wearing a Christmas hat, a green Christmas sweater with a candy cane on it and her midriff is exposed, a red skirt and some Christmas shoes with jingle bells on them)
Nazz: Merry Christmas, dude.
"Helloooooooo, Nazz!" Sean and Lucas both said at the same time as they imitate Yakko and Wakko from Animaniacs.
Lucas: (Narrating) Ladies and gentlemen, this sexy little blonde is Nazz and my God she is sexy as hell. She's so sexy that all of the boys are infatuated by her.
"You know, you can put Nazz with anyone. And right now, I'm composing a dirty Nazz and Marie fanfic right about now in my mind and trust me, I'm going for Brazzers dirty." Sean smirked.
Sean: (Narrating) Nazz invites Eddy inside and she offers him one of her own Christmas gifts and she offers him a glass of egg nog as well.
Nazz: (Holds up the mistletoe) You know what happens when someone catches you under the mistletoe don't you, Eddy?
"Okay, Eddy. A hot chick wants to give you a kiss underneath the mistletoe. Hell, she'll probably give you something more and you'll get the opportunity to jingle her bells like camgirl Gingerspyce. So, don't blow it." Sean said as he points at the camera.
(Eddy spits his egg nog out on Nazz, which results in him getting kicked out of the house)
"Great job, Eddy. You had the opportunity to get laid and yet you blew it, you fucking idiot. God, if a hot chick was dressed like that then I wouldn't make a fool out of myself." Sean said.
Then all of a sudden, Taylor enters the living room wearing a sexy Santa outfit as Sean and Lucas begin to notice her while she's trying to put the mistletoe up.
"Hi Sean, guess what time it is…?" Taylor said to Sean in a sexy sing-songy way.
Sean then stands up out of the couch and approaches Taylor with excited breath, "You got me that new Sega Genesis Mini?"
"Well, that too," Taylor shrugged before holding up a mistletoe around her head, "But guess who's under the mistletoe…?"
Sean immediately heard this right before accidentally spitting his eggnog all around Taylor, making her totally drenched into an eggnoggy mess.
"Oh, shit!" Sean gasped, "I literally didn't mean to do that!"
It didn't take too long before the look on Taylor's face went from playful to literally pissed off, forcing her to snap all over Sean.
"Okay, because of that, you're sleeping on the couch!" Taylor growled, "Damn it, I can't believe you spat your eggnog around me!"
With that said, Taylor immediately left the living room and went back into the bedroom, forcing a dejected Sean to join Lucas right back on the couch.
"Nice try there, broski." Lucas smirked before sipping his egg nog again.
Sean: (Narrating) Back with the Kanker Sisters, they continue their journey throughout the snow where they come across a couple of bizarre items.
May Kanker: (Picks up a piece of moldy bread from off of the shopping cart) What the heck is it?
Lee Kanker: It's a sign, stupid.
"No, that's a piece of moldy bread, you fucktards." Sean said.
(The song "A Horse With No Name" starts playing in the background again as the Kanker Sisters continue their journey. Marie walks off a snowy hill and finds sausage and pennies)
Marie Kanker: Wieners and pennies?
"Quite possibly, a hooker's breakfast of champions." Lucas smirked in return.
(The Kankers come across a bulldozer as Lee picks up a beautiful fur coat)
Lee Kanker: It's a coat.
"Okay, it's probably a hooker's fur coat that she probably left. I'm not going to say what she was doing to the construction worker that was driving that bulldozer but he was probably the luckiest man on Earth." Sean said.
(The scenes switches to Eddy, who's walking around the snowy neighborhood, looking very agitated)
Lucas: *Narrating* So as the Kankers continue their little quest, Eddy continues a quest of his own when suddenly, he starts chasing a Christmas gift that he somehow gets his eyes on. But it soon leads into a trap, which is caused by…
(Eddy then looks up to see Edd dressed up as an angel with a rope tied around his ribs. Ed then gently pulls Edd down slowly towards Eddy up on the tree.)
Edd: Hark the herald angels sing, Eddy. I bring you tidings of great joy.
Ed: And lo, an angel showed up as they counted their flock of chickens in the night.
"Well, apparently Edd out of all people." Lucas groaned, "God, when did Double D turn into Kirk Cameron all of a sudden?"
"I don't know, but remind me to burn that copy of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas in the fireplace." Sean said to Lucas, "I heard they're being sold as yulelogs now."
Sean: *Narrating* So after we get ten full seconds of Double D acting all preachy to Eddy, this happens.
(Eddy then throws a snowball, hitting Double D right in the face.)
Ed: *to Eddy* Nice shot, Eddy.
(Eddy grabs Ed's cane and then trips Ed with it, making him fall to the snow. In the process, he also lets go of the rope, making Edd fall into the snow as well. Eddy then rips Double D's paper wings and leaves with them in his hands.)
"Well, so much for peace and goodwill towards others, I guess." Sean rolled his eyes.
"Eddy's definitely falling under Davey Stone-levels of douchebaggery right now." Lucas nodded.
Lucas: *Narrating* It wouldn't be long though as Eddy makes a stop towards ambiguously gay Jimmy's house, obviously disguising as an angel because why the hell not?
(Jimmy then opens the door to Eddy, who is now seen wearing wings on his back.)
Jimmy (voiced by Keenan Christensen): *to Eddy* Feliz Navidad!
Eddy: Hey Jimmy, check out the wings.
Jimmy: Are you a Christmas angel?
"No, he's Kevin Quinn from Bunk'd and he's gonna sing you a song." Sean sarcastically said as a picture of Kevin Quinn popped up between Sean and Lucas, "Of course, he's a Christmas angel, he's wearing the f***ing wings on his back!"
Eddy: Every year, Eddy the Christmas angel shares with someone else in the spirit of gift-giving, and this year happens to be your year. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine! Get it?
(Eddy then looks at Jimmy's Christmas tree.)
Eddy: Hell-LO!
(Eddy looks under the tree, only to find that there are no presents underneath. For comedic effect though, "The Price Is Right" game over sound is heard in the background.)
Eddy: *to Jimmy* Where's the presents?
"Jimmy shoved them up his ass, Eddy." Sean smirked out.
Sean: *Narrating* Nah, we're just kidding. Jimmy doesn't have presents though, so in its place, he shows Eddy one hell of a gingerbread village.
Jimmy: It's my Holly-Jolly Christmas village, silly. Nothing says "Joyeux Noel" like the gingery scent of Gingerbread sailors out on a sugar-glazed Winter time shore leave!
Eddy: Smells good enough to eat.
"I'll say, I'm starving just looking at that cookie village itself." Lucas nodded.
But then, Sean's stomach starts to rumble out of hunger itself, "Oh crap, me too. Who knew Jimmy had such good taste in baked goods?"
(Jimmy then shows Eddy a table filled with delicious cakes, meats and drinks aside.)
Jimmy: Why settle for pats of butter, when using only simple cookie cutters, one can create a festive holiday assortment of butter shapes to smear into fresh toasty buns?
"Obviously, this kid's been watching a whole lot of Martha Stewart." Lucas nodded, "I swear, Jimmy should've had his own Food Network show. I'd watch the hell out of it."
"Can you imagine the advertising that would make?" Sean replied.
(A picture of Jimmy holding up a plate of holiday-shaped butter is shown while Lucas is narrating in the background.)
Lucas the Narrator: "Baking Bread and S**t with Jimmy", airs Sunday night alongside some Guy Fieri show and a chef named after a Nintendo character at 7:00. Only on Food Network.
Sean: *Narrating* It wouldn't be long before Jimmy accidentally leaves Eddy with the Christmas village, which results in this little faux pas.
(Jimmy comes back to the kitchen before freaking out at what he sees.)
Jimmy: *shrieking* MY CHRISTMAS VILLAGE! DESTROYED, DEVASTATED AND DIGESTED!
(Eddy is shown eating a Gingerbread cookie from the Christmas village itself.)
Eddy: I gotta hand it to you, these cookies are to die for.
Jimmy: *to Eddy in a threatening tone* YOU!
"Oh hell, this isn't gonna be good." Sean shook his head.
"You think that's probably bad?" Lucas said before smirking, "Check out this dub I did!"
(The same clip of Eddy eating the Gingerbread cookie is shown again.)
Eddy: *to Jimmy* I gotta hand it to you, these cookies are to die for.
Jimmy: *in Hand Banana's voice* Tonight… you.
Sean immediately sees this and starts to feel very uncomfortable, even going do far to make his hand tremble a bit nervously holding the egg-nog in hand.
"Okay, I sooooo don't like the idea of Jimmy raping Eddy right now." Sean shuddered a little, "That's like way worse than seeing Clint Eastwood washing Meryl Streep in that Bridges of Madison County flick."
"What can I say, nothing beats a little Aqua Teen." Lucas smirked, patting Sean in the shoulder.
Sean: *Narrating* Unfortunately, Eddy eating Jimmy's Gingerbread village results in Sarah throwing him out of Jimmy's house and killing a snowman in the process. Dude can't even catch a break, it seems.
Lucas: *Narrating* Both Edd and Ed see this themselves, realizing they have no choice but to take drastic measures.
Ed: Just a couple of guys wearing dresses on Christmas Eve. Huh, Double D?
Edd: All is not lost, Ed. For this angel still has one more trick up his robe.
Ed: * as he's following Edd* I promise not to peek, Double D!
Lucas then took in a big gulp in his throat as he said, "Okay, I swear, Double D better not even think of flashing his junk towards Ed. I mean, Sean here has had enough of Double D acting like a chest-feeling pervert in this episode."
"Why are kids acting so sick and twisted in this special all of a sudden?" Sean groaned, all before sipping on his eggnog.
(The scene then shows Kevin riding on top of a snowboard, grinding on a fence.)
Lucas: *Narrating* And then we- oh, son of a bitch.
"Okay, I can't tell you how much I fucking hate this character right here." Lucas angrily growled to the camera, "And oh yes, I have very much to say about this bazooka-chinned buttwipe himself."
(Clips of Ed, Edd n Eddy are shown once again in a montage, mostly featuring Kevin treating the Eds like crap.)
Lucas: *Narrating* For those of you who know your Ed, Edd n Eddy knowledge, this is the neighborhood's hat-wearing, bike-riding dumpster fire known simply as Kevin. I have a whole lot of reasons why this smug dumbass should deserve to die in a fire. Why? Because he mostly treats the Ed's like shit, calls them dorks, and somehow, he always gets too damn attached to Nazz in every single episode. Plus, not to mention that he forced Eddy to act like a seal, forced Eddy to kiss Double D, revealed Eddy's embarassing middle name making him into one big laughing stock, spread Eddy's entire humilating school photo to everyone, joined his friends into laughing at Eddy's pimple, and quite possibly, and this is one real accurate fact about him, never gets his comeuppance all throughout the entire series. He's basically what happens if you merge Buzz McCallister, Derek Generic, Randall Weems, Alejandro Burromuerto and Bendy into one and he becomes this stupid, worthless, unredeemable, agitating piece of grade-A demented goblin shit!
"And I'm so glad his bike got killed in that movie, because screw him for ever existing on this Earth in the first place." Lucas growled angrily, referring to the Bike-throwing scene in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show.
"Nowadays, the only Kevins are worth liking now have either Quinn or Smith as a last name." Sean said as a picture of both Kevin Quinn and Kevin Smith appeared alongside together.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Eddy goes over to Kevin's house so that way he can adopt him and get a gift from him and he comes up with the most ridiculous lie ever.
Eddy: Adopt me, bro. It's Christmas.
Kevin (Voiced by Kathleen Barr): Yeah, right.
Eddy: No, wait! It's my parents. They were kidnapped by aborigines. I need a present for the ransom or they'll cut off their toenails. Just one, Kev. Toenails, gone forever. I swear!
Kevin: Man, you're pathetic.
"Hey, Kevin is right. You think that aborigines in Australia would cut off people's toenails? Not that I know anything about aborigines. I mean, I watch 'Crocodile' Dundee. Come on." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) So, Kevin gives Eddy a gift and that gift is a punch to the face.
(A sound bit from Super Smash Bros. Melee plays as Eddy gets punched in the face by Kevin after he unwraps his gift)
Captain Falcon: Falcon punch!
Kevin: Merry Christmas, dork! (Laughs)
"That punch just knocked Eddy out of his shoes. Let's see that in slow motion." Sean said.
(The scene plays as Eddy gets punched in the face, but this time in slow motion.)
"Yikes, that hurt worse than an RKO out of nowhere." Lucas gulped, referring to Randy Orton's finishing move in WWE.
Sean: (Narrating) And without a gift and getting adopted by one of the neighborhood kids, Eddy walks alone in the cold freezing his ass off and feeling all alone.
(The song "A Horse With No Name" is played again, only this time, it's playing while at the same time Eddy is walking through the snow freezing his ass off.)
Lucas: *Narrating* I'm not lying, that song reminds me of Breaking Bad. Anyway, while off topic though, Eddy discovers a Christmas tree far away only to see that one of the lights dimmed out in the process. So thanks to a light that Ed shoved up Eddy's ass in the beginning, he shocks everyone by replacing the light that dimmed out with a new one.
"And guess what happens next, folks?" Lucas smirked to the camera.
(A clip of Married… With Children plays showing Al Bundy fixing the light, only to be electrocuted and fall down to the snow in the process.)
"Yeah, you all wish." Sean nodded.
Sean: (Narrating) As satisfying as it is to see Eddy getting electrocuted for being a selfish bastard, he doesn't as the tree starts glowing beautifully while Double D congratulates him for his selfless act and comes to a realization.
Eddy: It actually feels kind of good, Double D. Because Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree. Christmas is about what you find in your heart!
"Way to go, Eddy. I'm proud of you." Lucas said.
"Yeah. Little Davey Stone here has learned a valuable lesson. Let's hope that he doesn't screw this up." Sean said.
(The Cul-De-Sac kids gather around the Christmas tree to admire it)
Jimmy: That tree glows as though it were touched by an angel.
Nazz: It's absolutely beautiful.
Kevin: Awesome, to say the least.
Rolf: Rolf basks in the warmth of the glowing wood.
Jonny: Plank says that's one hot-looking tomato.
(Suddenly, a large red sack drops out of the sky and lands on Eddy)
"Yeah, and it came in form of a big-ass Christmas sack!" Lucas nodded, chuckling a bit in the process.
"Yeah, it's the same size as George Lopez's head." Sean nodded.
(Santa is shown riding away in the sleigh alongside his reindeer.)
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!
(Eddy's head pops up under the sack.)
Eddy: Santa?
Ed: *attempts to run after the sleigh* Take me with you! I Ed, you Santa, we good!
Eddy: Sack?!
"Of course, it's a sack, you loudmouth!" Sean groaned loudly. "You just saw Santa drop it all the way down to your ass!"
"I swear, where is his brain when you need it?" Lucas replied, facepalming at Eddy.
(Eddy is now searching inside the sack, where it's filled with Christmas presents.)
Sean: *Narrating* Yes, Eddy and the neighborhood kids rejoice in this little moment of gift-giving until…
Eddy: JACKPOT!
(Eddy then grabs the sack and take off, leaving the rest of the neighborhood kids shocked and angry.)
Jonny: Where he'd go!
Sarah: *angrily* HEY!
Jimmy: What the-?
Nazz: Not cool!
Kevin: *angrily* Come back here!
Rolf: *disappointed* Oh well…
Both Sean and Lucas were shown being shocked and surprised at seeing this shocking moment go down between their very eyes, even going so far to leave their jaws slackered out of their mouths.
(A clip of the movie Bridesmaids is shown featuring Kristen Wiig.)
Annie Walker (played by Kristen Wiig): Are you fuckin' kidding me?
"I-I-I can't believe it. I just can't. Eddy, did one act that's not selfish. Then, I does something that's like Davey Stone-levels of douchebaggery. Eddy, you're such a jerk. You're always thinking about yourself! I wanna kill you. No, no, no. I got something better. You are cheap, lowlife, dirty, rotten, blood-sucking, son of a bitch bastard, brainless, spineless, worm-headed, heartless piece of shit, dickless, cum-guzzling, sadistic, jerk-offing, self-centered, dildo shoving, toilet kissing motherfu…!" Sean yelled out.
(We then cut to a yule log in a fireplace and a cat and a dog sitting by the fireside while the song "It's Christmas (All Over the World) by Sheena Easton starts playing. We see the caption "We interrupt this program to bring you a very happy yule log and two happy pets. Merry Christmas!" on the screen)
We then cut back to Sean, who's seen exhausted from his epic rapid-fire rant about Eddy.
"You alright, broski?" Lucas asked.
"I'll be fine. I just had to let that little rant out. It just pisses me off to see Eddy being selfish again right after he learned a lesson. Excuse me for a second, I need my tablet. Maybe a Brazzers Hot and Mean video with Jessa Rhodes and Molly Stewart lezzing it out might calm me down some more." Sean said as he gets up from off of the couch and picks up his tablet from off of the coffee table before leaving the room.
(We see the words "A Few Moments Later" on the screen)
Narrator: A few moments later.
Sean enters the living room, fully calmed down as he sits down on the couch.
"Better?" Lucas asked.
"Much better. I need some Brazzers in my life. Let's continue with this review." Sean said.
Sean: *Narrating* Well, now that I'm fully calmed down, Eddy's act of thievery leaves both Ed and Double D to catch up to him inside an empty animal shed. Of course, Double D tries to make him reconsider as always.
Double D: *acting upsettingly* Eddy, how wrong can you be in this most wonderful time of the year? Reconsider your actions!
Ed: *sternly to Eddy* What is it to be, young man? Naughty or nice!
Eddy: I'm the one who gave willingly from his heart. Back off, the sack's mine!
(Ed then starts to become angry before dropping his cane in defiance.)
Sean and Lucas see this right away and gulp nervously at the sight of Ed's face.
"Oh damn, looks like it's about to go down." Lucas shivered a little.
"Well, in the words of Good Ol' J.R., business is about to pick up." Sean replied while seeing this confrontation go down.
(Ed then takes the sack away from Eddy and attempts to leave with it.)
Lucas: *Narrating* Anyway, this now forces both Ed and Eddy to wrestle for the sack full of presents, which so far has a lot more action than a Romi Rain scene from Brazzers put together.
"In fact, I think I may have found the perfect song that goes great with this scene put together." Lucas smirked right away.
(An 8-bit rendition of The Ultimate Warrior's theme song from the WWF WrestleMania Challenge NES video game starts playing while at the same time Ed and Eddy are wrestling over the Christmas sack.)
Edd: *feeling concerned* Gentleman, please!
(Edd gets whacked hard with the sack, forcing Double D to hang on.)
Ed: Santa's sack!
Eddy: Mine!
Edd: Goodwill? Peace on earth?
Ed: Santa's!
Eddy: *screaming* MINE!
Ed: *shouting monstrously* SANTA'S, EDDY!
(Ed then throws the sack up a roof, creating a big gigantic hole as it flies in the sky, while at the same time Edd is hanging on top one of the broken roof structures.)
Double D: *looking scared* Oh, dear…
"HOLY SHIT!" Sean gasped, obviously impressed by Ed's incredible strength.
"No kidding, we gotta take another look at that again!" Lucas nodded as it went to an instant replay.
(The clip of Ed throwing the sack up a roof is shown again, but this time, a sound clip of Joey Styles from ECW/WWE is playing at the exact time the roof is crushed due to the sack's massive weight.)
Joey Styles (as a voice clip): OH MY GOD!
"Oh my god is right," Sean nodded, "Ed's got the strength of ten frickin' Brock Lesnars to pull off something unhuman like that!"
"He did try to eat a TV once, so that counts." Lucas said to Sean, referring to the scene in the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode Every Which Way But Ed.
Lucas: *Narrating* So while Eddy bitches at Ed for getting rid of his sack, he tries to go after it, when this happens...
(A door smacks Eddy far away until he lands in a crib. The three Eds then see three silhouettes standing outside in the snowy cold, forcing Edd to identify them close up.)
Edd: Can it be? Three Kings who have traveled afar?
(The silhouettes then clear up, revealing to be the Kanker Sisters.)
Lee Kanker: Away in a manger, huh? We've come bearing gifts.
May Kanker: See? *shows moldy bread* Mold!
Marie Kanker: *shows weiners and pennies* I brought franks and cents!
Lee Kanker: *shows fur coat* And fur!
"Crap, I was thinking of George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube for a minute." Sean replied, making a callback to the 1999 film.
Edd: Well, this image certainly has the Christmas spirit.
"The only thing that is missing is a little drummer boy." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) So, the Kankers get their Christmas kisses from the Eds while all the neighborhood kids are singing Christmas carols on a cliff.
Everyone: (Singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin.
Jonny: Sing, Plank.
Rolf: (Looking confused) Whose kin?
Everyone: (Singing) Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year.
(Jonny laughs)
"And that was Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle and it's still enjoyable to watch as ever. We love it!" Sean said with a smile on his face.
(Clips from the Christmas special are shown again)
Lucas: *Narrating* I mean, what else can you at least say about it? This had the makings of an awesome Christmas special. The plot was very good, the premise was quite mischievous yet fun, there were a lot of dramatic and funny moments that flowed throughout the episode and even though we've saw Double D grope too many chests and Eddy hardly ever learned anything or change for the better, that was the kind of charm you can expect out of the three Eds themselves.
Sean: Many of them definitely got to shine throughout this Christmas episode and that's how well this special delivered in the eyes of many Ed Edd n Eddy fans alike. If you're lucky enough to find this video around Facebook or pretty much Amazon Prime, YouTube, iTunes or whatnot, then check it out for some awesome jawbreaking Christmas fun. And it's that alone that me and Lucas give Ed Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle 5 slurping jawbreakers out of 5. And yes, we're being biased because what can I say? We're huge marks for the Eds and we're proud to admit it.
"Anyway, that marks down another special for this holiday season," Sean nodded, "I'm Sean The Mayhem Critic…"
"And I'm UltimateWarriorFan4Ever," Lucas smirked to the camera too before saying to Sean, "Wanna hit Egg Nog Night at the strip club?"
"Oh, hell yeah!" Sean nodded as both he and Lucas left the house.
The scene then switched to both Sean and Lucas walking around a snowy neighborhood while the song "A Horse With No Name" started playing in the background.
Song: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out in the-
"SHUT UP!" Both Sean and Lucas said to the sky, therefore cutting the song off right away.
Sean then shook his head and said, "By the way, it's frickin' snowing. It ain't no desert!"
Mayhem Critic Tagline - That's my udder you're touching.
And that is all for the review of Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle. Special thanks to UltimateWarriorFan4Ever for co-reviewing this Christmas special with me. What did you think of the review? Was it funny? Next time, Sean and his friend Brian review the 1992 sequel Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, a film that people seem to love it or hate it and Sean sees if this movie is a good follow-up or should it have been left alone. Don't forget to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates. Next year, I might do another celebration for the month of January. Here's some of the choices.
1. Stallone Month (A month dedicating to Sylvester Stallone. The five films: First Blood, Rocky IV, Tango & Cash, Demolition Man and Judge Dredd)
2. Disney Month (A month dedicating to Disney direct-to-video sequels. The five films: The Return of Jafar, The Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The Hunchback of Notre Dame II, The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea and Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)
3. Spider-Man Month (A month dedicated to our favorite webslinger. The films: Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man: Homecoming and Spider-Man: Far From Home)
4. Avengers Month (A month dedicated to Earth's mightiest Heroes. The films: The Avengers, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Avengers: Infinity War, Avengers: Endgame)
5. DC Month (Films dedicated to films in the DC cinematic film universe. The films: Batman Returns, Superman III, Wonder Woman, Shazam! and Justice League)
6. Rambo Month (Films dedicated to our favorite action movie hero John Rambo: The films: First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part II, Rambo III, Rambo and Rambo: Last Blood)
Which one would you like to see me do in January? Let me know in the comments or PM me. I'll see you guys next time. Till next time, my fellow readers.