The Mayhem Critic
Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker and I'm bringing you another hilarious chapter of The Mayhem Critic. You guys are in for a real treat because I will be reviewing the greatest Sci-Fi movie ever. And that movie is the 1985 science fiction comedy Back to the Future. So sit back, relax, grab yourself some popcorn and something cold to drink and let's head back to 1985 and take a look at the film that spawned, what is in my opinion, THE quintessential science fiction trilogy. This is Back to the Future.
P.S.: I do not owned anything involved in this story. All rights belong to their respective sources. Back to the Future is owned by Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment.
Episode Eighty-Nine
Back to the Future
The review starts as we see a young man walking down a street. We get a shot of the young man's shoes, which is a pair of black and white Adidas sneakers. He walks over to a car and kicks the tire to see if it's good before opening the door. As he opens the car door, we see a bunch of flashing lights, buttons and wires. He pressed some buttons on a keypad and we see the flux capacitor flashing as we see him start the car up. He then picks up a pair of sunglasses, putting them on while he rolls the window down.
"How far are you going?" The woman said.
The young man is revealed to be Sean as he flips up his sunglasses and looks at the camera.
"About thirty years." Sean said as he made a sly, silly grin before lowering his sunglasses again.
Sean then drives off in the DeLorean as we see a trail of fire left behind, indicating that he's traveling thirty years while the song "Back in Time" by Huey Lewis and the News.
(The title card for the movie is shown along with clips from the film while the theme by Alan Silvestri starts playing)
Sean: (Narrating) Alright, so right off the bat, I would just like to say how weird this is. In all my years reviewing movies for The Mayhem Critic, I've never gotten around the work of Mr. Robert Zemeckis. And what better film to start off with is the movie that started, in my opinion, THE quintessential science fiction trilogy ever. And it all started back in 1980, when writer Bob Gale conceived the idea after visiting his parents in St. Louis after the release of the movie Used Cars. Mr. Gale was searching his parents' basement and he came across his father's high school yearbook and discovered that he was president of his graduating class and he began to wonder whether he would be friends with him if they had gone to high school together. When he returned to California, he told the idea to his good buddy Robert Zemeckis and they took the project to Columbia Pictures, who distributed the movie Used Cars, which Zemeckis and Gale worked on.
"The two of them presented the film to Columbia Pictures, who thought it was "a really nice, cute, warm film but not sexual enough". Yeah, the 80s was a time when raunchy teen sex comedies were a thing. They then pitched the idea to Disney, but the execs at Disney felt that the story involving a mother having the hots for her son is not appropriate for a Disney movie. They realized that they were talking to a bunch of idiots at Disney, so they pitched the idea to Steven Spielberg and this is how it went down." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(We see Sean, who's playing Steven Spielberg, sitting in his office, looking at the scripts for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Gremlins. While looking at the scripts, Brian, who's playing Robert Zemeckis, and Adam, who's playing Bob Gale, enters his office)
Brian: (as Robert Zemeckis) Steven, Steven. Bob and I have an idea to share with you.
Sean: (as Steven Spielberg) Go ahead, share it with me.
Adam: (as Bob Gale) Okay, this idea popped up while I was in St. Louis visiting my parents. A teen travels back to year 1955 in a DeLorean that his crackpot scientist friend created.
Sean: A DeLorean? Why the DeLorean? It has many issues.
Brian: Well, originally, it was supposed to be a refrigerator that's a time machine but we felt that kids would hurt themselves if they go in the refrigerator. So, the DeLorean is alright.
Sean: Sounds good.
Adam: He goes back to the year 1955 and finds his parents as teenagers. His dad is a geek who gets picked on by a bully and he calls people "butthead". And the teen's mother has the hots for him after he gets hit by her father's car. So, he must get his parents together before he's erased from existence.
Brian: And he must enlist the help of the scientist's 1955 self to send him back to 1985.
Sean: I like it.
Brian: We're gonna call this one "Back to the Future".
(We see Lucas, who's playing Sidney Sheinberg, the executive for Universal Pictures, enters the office)
Lucas: (as Sidney Sheinberg) Okay, I like the idea for the movie, but we need to change the title because no successful film ever had the word "future" in it.
Brian: Are you kidding me?
Lucas: We're calling it "Space Man from Pluto".
Brian: Dude, I've directed Romancing the Stone and that movie's a big hit, so I'm now a high-profile director. Steven, do something.
Sean: The title "Space Man from Pluto" sucks! We're sticking with "Back to the Future".
Lucas: Alright, fine. Well, I'm off to kill the Jaws franchise. See ya!
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
(More clips from the movie are shown)
Sean: (Narrating) And thus, Back to the Future was born. A film that made us question why your own mother would be attracted to you. Well, you got your incest porn in the future. But it's also a that's an important part in our lives. Anyway, more on the movie. You've got to have your lead star to play Marty McFly, so Michael J. Fox was the first choice, but he was committed to a certain NBC sitcom.
(The title card for the NBC sitcom Family Ties is shown while the theme song "Without Us" by Johnny Mathis and Denice Williams starts playing)
Sean: (Narrating) That's right, at that time Michael J. Fox was making a household name for himself in Family Ties, he played Alex P. Keaton. The show's executive producer Gary David Goldberg felt that Fox was essential to the show's success. Well, of course, he's the best part of Family Ties. and while Meredith Baxter-Birney was on maternity leave, he refused to allow Fox time off to work on the film. With Fox out, Zemeckis' next two choices were C. Thomas Howell, who starred in Steven Spielberg's E.T. the Extra Terrestrial as the character Tyler and The Outsiders as Ponyboy Curtis. And the other choice was Eric Stoltz.
(Footage from the movie with Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly is shown)
Sean: (Narrating) The producers were impressed with Stoltz performance in Mask, he was selected to play Marty McFly. Principal photography began but they decide to recast and Stoltz was out.
"Don't worry, Eric. In four years, you'll definitely be playing Marty and he's definitely a McFly." Sean said as a picture of Eric Stoltz as Martin Brundle from The Fly II is shown.
Sean: (Narrating) Stoltz is out and Michael J. Fox is back in and his schedule was now open, which means he'll be doing double duty from working on Family Ties to working on Back to the Future. And now, the rest of the cast. Christopher Lloyd plays Doc Brown after their first choice John Lithgow became unavailable. Producer Neil Canton, who produced the movie The Adventure of Buckaroo Banzai, suggested Lloyd for the part. This movie also stars Lea Thompson and Crispin Glover as Marty's parents George and Lorraine McFly, Thomas F. Wilson as Biff Tannen and he steals the show, Claudia Wells as Marty's girlfriend Jennifer Parker, James Tolkan as Principal Strickland, Mark McClure as Marty's brother Dave. We all know who Marc McClure is. It's Jimmy Olsen from Superman. And the late Wendie Jo Sperber as Marty's sister Linda.
"With an amazing script and a talented cast of characters, we're in for the makings of an awesome movie. So, let's jump back to the year 1985 and see if I can turn my Ford Explorer into a time machine… let alone pull that off in 2020. This is Back to the Future." Sean said.
(The movie begins as Marty enters the home of Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown)
Sean: (Narrating) Our story begins in Hill Valley, California in the year 1985, as we see young Marty McFly, played by Michael J. Fox, arriving at Doc Brown's place, which is littered with gadgets and clocks. And since Doc Brown's not home, Marty decides to hook his guitar up to Doc's amp and a humongous speaker.
(Marty strums a cord to the guitar, causing the speaker to explode)
"Whoa!" Sean exclaimed.
(The exploding speaker sends Marty flying into a chair and boxes. A bookcase topples over, causing some items to fall on top of Marty. Marty gets up and removes his sunglasses and looks at the damaged speaker)
Marty McFly (Played by Michael J. Fox): Whoa, rock and roll.
"Man! Maxell audio just got maxed. Okay, can you imagine having that big-ass speaker in your house? Audio like that will blow you away." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(We see Sean sitting on a black leather chair. He is seen wearing his Ohio State jacket, jeans, Adidas sneakers, a black t-shirt and a pair of sunglasses. He waits as a British butler enters the living room)
Sean: Farnsworth.
Farnsworth: The usual, sir?
(Shows him the Maxell audio tape. Sean nods in approval as Farnsworth walks over to the audio player and puts the tape in. The audio tape begins to play Richard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" as the audio gets too intense for Sean)
Sean: Farnsworth? Farnsworth, it's a little too loud for me. Farnsworth, Farnsworth. Turn it off. (Start flying out of his seat, along with his bottle of beer) HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) Doc Brown calls his lab, though he's been missing for days, as he asks Marty to meet him at the Twin Pines Mall at 1:15 in the morning for a special experiment. Then, the clocks in the lab start ringing. Talk about one hell of a wake-up call.
Doc Brown (Played by Christopher Lloyd): Are those my clocks I hear?
Marty McFly: Yeah. Uh, it's 8:00.
Doc Brown: Perfect! My experiment worked! They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow!
Marty McFly: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that it's 8:25?
Doc Brown: Precisely.
"8:25? Damn! I'm missing the World's Dumbest Outlaws marathon!" Sean said as he picks up his remote.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty realizes that he's late for school. So, he skateboards his way through Hill Valley and then we get a taste of the movie's soundtrack.
(We see Marty skateboarding through the town and grabs onto the back of someone's jeep while the driver looks back and notices Marty. Marty smiles and waves back at the driver. Also, the song "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News plays throughout the scene)
"All to the tune of "The Power of Love" performed by Huey Lewis and the News. Did I tell you that I love this movie's choice of music? Plus, this song is one of the reasons why I love this movie and the music video because Christopher Lloyd appeared in it as Doc Brown." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty arrives at school as we see his girlfriend Jennifer Parker, played by Claudia Wells, waiting for him to tell him not to go through the front because Principal Strickland is waiting for him. So, they sneak in through the other side, making sure that the coast is clear, but it just goes to show that Marty and Jennifer both suck at stealth missions when the school's principal Gerald Strickland, played by James Tolkan, catches them and gives them both tardy slips. Then, Principal Strickland gives Marty a little piece of advice.
Gerald Strickland (Played by James Tolkan): Now let me give you a nickel's worth of advice, young man. This so-called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a real nuttcase. You hang around with him you're gonna end up in big trouble.
Marty McFly: Oh, yes, sir.
Gerald Strickland: (Shoves Marty and points at him) You got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker too.
Marty McFly: Can I go now, Mr. Strickland?
"They need me for the fourth season of Family Ties. My future wife Tracy Pollan is playing my love interest Ellen on the season premiere." Sean said, imitating Marty.
Sean: (Narrating) And just to show how much of a jerkiest jerkbag of the school, he berates Marty.
Gerald Strickland: I notice your band is on the roster for the dance auditions after school today. Why even bother, McFly? You don't have a chance. You're too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.
Sean: (V/O) Dude, six feet apart! Six feet apart!
Marty McFly: Yeah, well, history is gonna change.
"Bitch!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) We then cut to the Battle of the Bands auditions and we see Marty and his band the Pinheads are auditioning. So, as they're playing their music, one of the snobbish judges, played by Huey Lewis, stops them and has a little problem with their music.
Band Audition Judge (Played by Huey Lewis): I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.
"Too darn loud? This coming from the guy who sang Do You Believe in Love, The Heart of Rock & Roll, Heart and Soul, I Want a New Drug, Hip to Be Square, Once Upon a Time in New York City and guest starred as Haley James' dad in One Tree Hill. Are you serious?! Music is supposed to be loud and you got a problem with that, you snobbish asshole? Too darn loud. That's like a porno director saying that to a pornstar." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
Sean: (as Director) Okay, Olivia. I love what I'm seeing here. I like how Seth is taking you from behind while you're going to town. Kylie, I like what what you're doing, but I have one little problem… I'm afraid you're just too darn loud. Maybe just dial back the moaning a bit and maybe not moan too loud? Just a suggestion. Alright, places guys. Let's make some magic here.
(P.S.: Olivia, Kylie and Seth are the names of porn stars Olivia Austin, Kylie Page and Seth Gamble)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Marty is bummed that the audition judges didn't like them because they're too loud but Jennifer, being the loving and supportive girlfriend that she is, tells him that he's very good.
Jennifer Parker (Played by Claudia Wells): But you're good, Marty. You're really good, and this audition tape of yours is great. You've gotta send it in to the record company. It's like Doc's always saying…
Marty McFly: I know. I know. If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
(Marty checks out the aerobics girls, then Jennifer moves his head to make him look at her)
Jennifer Parker: That's good advice, Marty.
"Well, Marty's thinking of a little threesome with that aerobics chick and Jennifer. But Jennifer's not the sharing type, so that threesome is out of the question." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But Marty has other dreams in his life when he takes a look at his dream car, a sweet-looking 4x4 by Toyota.
Marty McFly: Someday, Jennifer. Someday. Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake? Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out underneath the stars.
Jennifer Parker: (Moves Marty's hand away and smiles) Stop it.
Marty McFly: What?
Jennifer Parker: Does your mom know? About tomorrow night?
Marty McFly: Nah, get outta town. My mom thinks I'm goin' campin' with the guys. Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was goin' up there with you and I'd get the standard lecture about how she never did that stuff when she was a kid. I mean, look, I think the woman was born a nun.
Jennifer Parker: She's just trying to keep you respectable.
Marty McFly: (Puts his arm around Jennifer) Well, she's not doin' a very good job.
Jennifer Parker: (Leans in to kiss Marty) Terrible)
Clocktower Lady (Played by Elsa Raven): (Shakes the donation can, interrupting the kiss) Save the clock tower. Save the clock tower. Mayor Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to replace that clock.
"Goddamn it! Don't you just hate it when people tend to cockblock you right in the middle of something with your girlfriend?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) The Clocktower Lady, played by Elsa Raven, tells the history of the Hill Valley clock tower about how lightning struck the clock tower thirty years ago and the clock not running since. But with Marty trying to get a little nookie from Jennifer, he makes a donation so she can be on her merry way. Then Jennifer and Marty get interrupted again, this time by Jennifer's father. So much for affectionate time.
Marty McFly: I'll call you tonight.
Jennifer Parker: I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number.
(Jennifer writes down the number on the flyer)
Jennifer Parker: Bye.
(Jennifer and Marty kiss. Jennifer leaves and Marty looks at the back of the number and sees a little message along with the phone number. It reads: "I love you! 555-4823")
(A clip from The Little Rascals is shown)
Alfalfa (Played by Bug Hall): She loves me!
Sean: (Narrating) Marty head home in his neighborhood community Lyon Estates. He enters his house, only to find his nerdy father George, played by Crispin Glover, getting bullied by his supervisor Biff, played brilliantly by Thomas F. Wilson.
Biff Tannen (Played by Thomas F. Wilson): What are you blind, McFly? It's there. How else do you explain that wreck out there?
George McFly (Played by Crispin Glover): Now, Biff, can I- can I assume that your, uh, insurance is gonna pay for the damage?
Biff Tannen: My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this. (Shows George the stain on his jacket) I spilled beer all over it when that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill?
George McFly: Uh…
Biff Tannen: And where's my reports?
George McFly: Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, (Biff grabs George by his tie) but I figured since they weren't due till…
Biff Tannen: (Knocks on George's head) Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!
"And when I say that Thomas F. Wilson is the best part of the trilogy, you'll see why. It's because of the character that he plays. But in real life, he's different than Biff, he's a nice guy in real life." Sean said.
Biff Tannen:(Grabs a can of Miller Lite beer from out of the refrigerator) I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is light beer? (Laughs and sees Marty staring at him. He then walks over toward him) What are you lookin' at, butthead?
"A real charmer." Brian said sarcastically while sipping a glass of white wine.
Sean: (Narrating) So yeah, Marty's dad is not too good at confrontations, mostly because he's a coward. Later at dinner while watching a rerun of The Honeymooners, we're introduced to the rest of Marty's family: we have his brother Dave, played by Marc McClure. Dave works at Burger King. His sister Linda, played by Wendie Jo Sperber, who sadly passed away in 2005 from breast cancer. Linda has some boy trouble and we don't know if she's in college or has a job. And we have Marty's mother Lorraine, played by Lea Thompson. Lorraine is a middle-aged woman and she's an alcoholic and unhappy.
"Fun fact: the prosthetic makeup that they used on Lea Thompson took three and a half ours to apply." Sean said.
Lorraine Baines-McFly (Played by Lea Thompson): Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves. Your Uncle Joey didn't make parole again.
(Lorraine throws the cake on the table. We see a picture of a jailbird on the cake with the words "Welcome Home Uncle Joey" written on the cake)
"Uncle Joey didn't make parole. Man, I didn't know that Uncle Joey fell on hard times before Full House." Sean said as a picture of Joey Gladstone from Full House is shown in a prison outfit.
Dave McFly (Played by Marc McClure): He's our brother, Mom.
Linda McFly (Played by Wendie Jo Sperber): Yeah. I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in prison.
Lorraine Baines-McFly: We all make mistakes in life, children.
Dave McFly: Goddamn it. I'm late.
Lorraine Baines-McFly: David, watch your mouth! You come here and kiss your mother before you go.
"With a foul mouth like that, he does kiss his mother with that mouth. And we see that Jimmy Olsen is working two jobs. He's working as a photographer for the Daily Planet and he flips burgers at Burger King. No wonder he arrives at work smelling like Whoppers." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Linda tells Marty that Jennifer called him twice. Then, his mother says that she doesn't like her and that any girl who calls up a boy is just asking for trouble.
Lorraine Baines-McFly: I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys! When I was your age, I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Linda McFly: Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody?
Lorraine Baines-McFly: Well, it'll just happen.
"There's a little thing called online dating. You'll find the right guy in moments. Have you ever thought about using eHarmony? Oh, wait. It's 1985 and the internet wasn't invented yet. Well, there's phone chat lines." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Lorraine then tells the story about how her and George met when her father hit him with his car how they went to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
Lorraine Baines-McFly: Our first date. I'll never forget it. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember, George?
(George is busy watching television)
Lorraine Baines-McFly: Your father kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor. It was then that I realized that I was gonna spend the rest of my life with him.
(George does a goofy, nerdy laugh while watching The Honeymooners)
"Yeah, sweetheart. You look miserable. You would be better off marrying this guy." Sean said as he points to a photo of Pretty in Pink and Some Kind of Wonderful director Howard Deutch. "He worked for John Hughes!"
Sean: (Narrating) Later that night, Marty wakes up, only to get a phone call from Doc Brown as he asks him to pick up his video camera and to meet him at the Twin Pines Mall. As he arrives, Marty sees the Doc's van and his dog Einstein in the parking lot, then the good Doc unveils his latest invention, which is a DeLorean. But not just any DeLorean, as Doc Brown, played by Christopher Lloyd, explains to Marty as he wants him to record the footage to show that the experiment is a success.
Doc Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
(Doc Brown starts the vehicle, getting it to 88 miles per hour. It vanishes right in front of them, leaving a fire trail between them as Doc Brown and Marty look back)
Doc Brown: (Looks at the controls and smiles at the results) Ah! What did I tell you? Eighty-eight miles per hour!
(The license plate that says "OUTATIME" spins around and lands on the ground)
Doc Brown: The temporal displacement occurred exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds!
Marty McFly: (Picks up the license plate and drops it) Ah, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc! You disintegrated Einstein!
Doc Brown: Calm down, Marty. I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.
Marty McFly: Then where the hell are they?
Doc Brown: The appropriate question is, "When the hell are they?" You see, Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler! I sent him into the future!
"It turns out that the Reverend Jim Ignatowski has created a time machine out of a DeLorean. I knew that the drugs messed him up to create something this awesome." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Einstein makes it back from his trip and Doc Brown shows Marty how the time machine works.
Doc Brown: (Shows Marty how the time machine works) This readout tells you where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You input your destination time on this keypad. Say you wanna see the signing of the Declaration of Independence. (Inputs the destination on the keypad. We see the year July 4th 1776 for the destination time) Or witness the birth of Christ. (Inputs the destination time for December 25 0000)
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
Sean: If you want to save August Ames' life, just type in the date. (Inputs the date which is December 7th, 2017) Or if you want Donald Trump to become president. (Inputs the date January 20th, 2017) Or if you want to stop the COVID-19 pandemic. (Inputs the date December 31, 2019) That'll teach China not to infect us with the virus they created.
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) Doc Brown plans on using the DeLorean to travel back to November 5, 1955, which was the day that he invented time traveling and the flux capacitor. Here's the thing about the DeLorean, it doesn't run on gasoline. It runs on plutonium that he ripped off from some Libyan terrorists who wanted him to make a bomb for them, so he took their plutonium and gave them a bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts. With the plutonium reloaded into the DeLorean, Doc Brown prepares to head to the future, but he has a major problem.
(Einstein barks)
Doc Brown: What is it, Einey?
(Einstein looks at the van as Doc Brown notices as he sees the Libyans)
Doc Brown: Oh, my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it, Marty!
Marty McFly: Who? Who?
Doc Brown: Who do you think? The Libyans!
(Marty sees the Libyans as the Libyan terrorist armed with an AK-47 shouts something in Arabic while they drive up on them)
Marty McFly: Holy shit!
"The reason why they found you was because your name is on the van. Also, you tricked people who work for Gaddafi. So, yeah. You pissed off the wrong people who want to kill you." Sean said.
(The Libyan terrorist open fire on Marty and Doc Brown as the two of them ducking down)
Doc Brown: I'll draw their fire!
Sean: (Narrating) Doc Brown tries to fight off the Libyans but he forgot to put bullets into his gun, so now he's really screwed.
(The Libyan terrorist aims the AK-47 at Doc Brown. Doc throw his gun down while his hands are up)
"Okay, Doc Brown. You have a chance to make this right. You can just return the plutonium to the nice Libyans and apologize to them for tricking them. I mean, there's no way that they're going to shoot you." Sean said, chuckling a bit.
(The Libyan terrorist guns down Doc Brown while Marty watches)
"Well…. Nevermind. That role was short-lived." Sean said.
Marty McFly: (Screams) No, bastards!
(The Libyan terrorist points his gun at Marty. Marty makes a run for it and hides behind Doc's van for cover as the terrorist shoots at him)
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(We see Sean, standing in the middle of the parking lot, shooting at Marty McFly with an MP5 submachine gun with an ACOG scope attachment)
Sean: (Shooting at Marty) We will destroy you before star in Spin City!
(Sean continues to shoot at Marty)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
(Marty is in the terrorists' line of sight. Marty closes his eyes as the terrorist gets ready to open fire, but his gun is jammed)
"You know something, the Russians are good for their vodka and their women. But my god, the AK-47 tends to jam on you at the wrong fucking time. You know, you could've gotten yourself an Israeli-made weapon. Like an Uzi." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty escapes and jumps into the car and he inadvertently activates the time machine, which sends him to…
(After the time machine is activated, Marty is sent to the year 1955. He drives into a scarecrow and screams)
Sean: (V/O as Marty) Aaaaah! It's the Scarecrow from Batman: Arkham Knight!
(The scarecrow flies off of the DeLorean as Marty screams again right when he crashes into a farm)
Sean: (Narrating) Marty finds himself transported in the year 1955 and smashes into a farm as the family decides to check out what crashed into their barn.
Ma Peabody (Played by Ivy Bethune): (Sees the DeLorean in their barn) Lord what is it? What is it, Pa?
Pa Peabody (Played by Will Hare): Looks like an airplane… without wings.
Sherman Peabody (Played by Jason Marin) That ain't no airplane. Look.
(Shows his father the Tales From Space comic book titled "Space Zombies From Pluto". His attention is turned to the DeLorean as the door open up. The Peabody family look on to see Marty, who's in his radiation suit, stepping out of the car, which freaks them out)
Pa Peabody: Don't look!
(Pa Peabody closes the barn door)
Marty McFly: Listen- whoa! (Trips over a bale of hay)
"Great job, Marty. You just freaked out the family with your time machine car which looks like a spaceship and you pretty much look like Moltar from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty tries to apologize for crashing into their barn, but gets shot at by crazed farmer with a shotgun as Marty proceeds to drive away and run into one of Pa Peabody's pine trees and while driving home, he realizes that his neighborhood community Lyon Estates hasn't been built yet. He tries to start the car up but he doesn't have any plutonium with him, so he hides the car behind the sign and makes the long walk to Hill Valley as he sees that his town is a little different and why President Ronald Reagan is in a movie with Miss Barbara Stanwyck. And why the cars look different. Why everything looks different… a lot different, like the Clock Tower working and why there's a white guy named "Red" Thomas running for mayor.
(Marty picks up a newspaper and sees that it's Saturday November 5th, 1955)
Marty McFly: This has gotta be a dream.
"Either that or you stumbled into the Twilight Zone. You know, this'll make a great Twilight Zone episode." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(We hear the Twilight Zone theme playing while clips from the film are being shown in black and white)
Brian: (V/O as Rod Serling) One Marty McFly, a California boy with dreams of becoming the next
big band leader. However, a run-in with terrorists and the father-like Doctor Brown will change those plans, in the Twilight Zone.
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) Marty enters a diner and walks over finds Doc Brown's address in the phonebook so he can track him down.
Marty McFly: Do you know where 1640 Riverside…
Lou (Played by Norman Alden): Are you gonna order somethin', kid?
Marty McFly: Uh, yeah. Gimme- gimme a Tab.
Lou: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order somethin'.
Marty McFly: Right. Give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it.
"Uh, sir. He's talking about Caffeine-Free Pepsi. It came out in 1982." Sean said.
Marty McFly: Well, just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?
Lou: Somethin' without sugar.
(He gives Marty a cup of black coffee)
"Uh, let's hope that the coffee is decaffeinated." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But Marty gets a surprise in his life when he sees Biff's younger self and his father's younger self and he sees that Biff has been bullying George since high school.
Biff Tannen: You got my homework finished, McFly?
George McFly: Well, actually, I figured since it wasn't due till Monday…
Biff Tannen: (Knocks on George's head) Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Hey, think, McFly. Think. I gotta have time to recopy it. You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting? I'll get kicked outta school.
"They're gonna make me star in the Back to the Future animated series. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya?" Sean asked, imitating Biff.
Biff Tannen: (Grabs George) Would ya? No. No.
George McFly: Of course not, Biff. I wouldn't want that to happen.
(Biff notices Marty staring)
Biff Tannen: What are you lookin' at, butthead?
"Oh, yeah. Biff's still a charmer back in the fifties." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Also, I would just like to point out that Biff's cronies consists of J.J. Cohen, Casey Siemaszko from Young Guns and Three O'Clock High and of course a young Billy Zane. We all know who Billy Zane is, he's the bad guy from Titanic.
(A clip from Titanic is shown)
Cal Hockley (Played by Billy Zane): I always win, Jack.
Sean: (Narrating) So yeah, George was a dork and a coward back in the fifties and Marty couldn't believe it. Then a young Goldie Wilson, played by Donald Fullilove, tells George to stand up for himself and saying that he's going to make something of himself. Which Marty says that he's gonna be mayor and he likes the sound of that.
Goldie Wilson (Played by Donald Fullilove): Now that's a good idea! I could run for mayor.
Lou: A colored mayor. That'll be the day.
"Watch it now, whitey." Sean said as he points at the camera, then looks shocked after realizing what he just said. "Terribly sorry about that, folks. I know that this is the fifties and racism was still going on back then and I'm the whitest black guy that you could ever know and the black side of me had to say something. Either that or Lincoln Clay from Mafia III possessed me to say that."
Goldie Wilson: I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley, and I'm going to clean up this town.
Lou: Good. You can start by sweeping the floor. (Hands Goldie the broom)
"How about I take that broom and shove it up your ass, you no-good white trash piece of shit." Sean said, then realized what he just said again. "Goddamn it! I'm sorry! I get easily offended when I see something like this happening. Okay, Lincoln Clay and Bernie Casey possessed my body to act like this."
Sean: (Narrating) Marty sees that his father left the cafe and he proceeds to chase after him and finds him up in a tree doing a little more than bird-watching.
(Marty sees George up in a tree watching an attractive teenage girl in her room undressing in front of a window while he watches)
Marty McFly: He's a peeping Tom.
"Well, Marty. That's no surprise. I mean, here's what your father's strange addiction is in the future." Sean said.
(We cut to a clip from the 2000 film adaptation of Charlie's Angels, where we see the Thin Man, played by Crispin Glover, ripping some of Dylan's hair and sniffing it.)
"Yeah. Your dad is a real freak." Sean said.
(George falls off of the tree as an oncoming car heads right towards him)
Marty McFly: Dad!
(Marty runs towards George and pushes him out of the way and gets hit by the oncoming car, knocking him out unconscious. We then cut to the end credits while the song "Back in Time" performed by Huey Lewis and the News starts playing)
The sound of the record scratches as Sean gets hit in the head with a shoe.
"Ow! Who do you think I am George W. Bush?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Don't worry, guys. Marty is fine. He wakes up in someone's room, only to be tended to his mother, who's not fat and not alcoholic and she's cute and innocent.
Lorraine Baines: My name is Lorraine. Lorraine Baines.
Marty McFly: Yeah. But you're… You're so… You're so thin!
Lorraine Baines: Just relax, Calvin. You got a big bruise on your head.
(Marty gets out of bed, but then sees that he's only in his underwear as he covers up)
Marty McFly: Where are my pants?
Lorraine Baines: (Points) Over there, on my hope chest. I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.
"And immediately, she becomes infatuated with her own son. Which is very creepy and weird at the same time." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Aside from being weirded out by his own mother trying to hit on him, Marty joins her family for dinner. Her family consists of Marty's grandparents played by the late George DiCenzo. He plays Sam Baines, Lorraine's father.
"Who you might recognize him as the voice of Ubu, the guy who keeps calling Batman an infidel in Batman: The Animated Series."
Sean: (Narrating) And of course you're all familiar with the lovely Frances Lee McCain, she played Lynn "Get Out of My Kitchen!" Peltzer from Gremlins. She plays Lorraine's mother Stella Baines. And you've definitely know who Jason Hervey is. If not, then maybe this clip will jog your memory.
(A clip from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is shown)
Kevin Morton (Played by Jason Hervey): Doesn't it look like I'm ready? (Loudly) I am ALWAYS ready! I have BEEN ready since first call! I AM READY!
Sean: (Narrating) That's right! He played that bratty child actor Kevin Morton from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. And yes, I know he played Kevin Arnold's older brother Wayne in The Wonder Years. He plays Lorraine's brother Milton. And of course, Maia Brewton who plays Sally Baines. She played Sara, the girl with the Thor helmet from Adventures in Babysitting and as Parker Lewis' sister Shelly Lewis from Parker Lewis Can't Lose.
"Just a quick recap: Lorraine's family consists of Ubu from Batman: The Animated Series, Lynn Peltzer from Gremlins, Kevin Morton from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Sara from Adventures in Babysitting. Four actors who appear in great films are in an awesome movie. It all comes full circle." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) And since this is the fifties, Lorraine's family got themselves a brand-new television set, which means that they can eat while watching The Honeymooners. Ah, the fifties. A time where we can eat and watch television. And yet, it's 2020 and we still do that.
Marty McFly: (Points to the television) Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space.
Milton Baines (Played by Jason Hervey): What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand-new.
"Okay, okay. I would just like to point out something real quick. Marty time traveled to November 5th, 1955. Now, this episode of The Honeymooners that they're mentioning titled "The Man from Space", that episode aired on December 31st, 1955. That's New Year's Eve. So, what should've been aired on November 5th, 1955 was the episode where Norton was sleepwalking called "The Sleepwalker". Zemeckis, Gale. You done goofed up because Marty mentioned the episode where Ralph dresses up as a spaceman when he should be mentioning the episode where Norton sleepwalks. Here's how it would've went down." Sean said.
(The scene plays again, this time the episode of The Honeymooners titled "The Sleepwalker" is playing on the television)
Sean: (V/O as Marty) Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Norton sleepwalks.
Brian: (V/O as Milton) What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand-new.
Sean: (V/O) Yeah, well, I saw it on a… rerun.
Brian: (V/O) What's a rerun?
Sean: (V/O) You'll find out.
"Get your episodes and airdates correct, guys." Sean said.
Stella Baines (Played by Frances Lee McCain): You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know your mother?
(Marty looks at his mother)
Marty McFly: Yeah, I think maybe you do.
"It's the one sitting right next to me undressing me with her eyes. She's freaking me out, man." Sean said, imitating Marty.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty gets a little freaked out when his own mother suggests that he should spend the night at their house and he can sleep in her room before….
(Sexy porno music plays as Lorraine places her hand on Marty's thigh)
"No, no, no! Stop it! I will not resort to incest sex jokes on this review. You can forget it." Sean said, pointing at the camera.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty bolts out of the Baines household as he finally arrives at Doc Brown's house and meets with his younger self, who's a bit wacky, and he tells him that he's from the future and he arrived in a time machine that he built and he needs help getting back to his own time period which is the good 'ol eighties, which doesn't impress the crazy scientist about his knowledge of the future.
Marty McFly: I'm tellin' the truth, Doc. You gotta believe me.
Doc Brown: Then tell me, future boy, (chuckles) who's president of the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Doc Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady!
Marty McFly: Whoa, wait! Doc!
Doc Brown: And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury.
"Brian, can you tell this goofball who the vice president, first lady and the secretary of the treasury were back in 1985?" Sean asked.
"Well, we have Nancy Reagan as First Lady, George H W Bush as Vice President, and James Baker at Treasury." Brian said.
"Bam! What!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty then accurately recounts how Doc invented time traveling, which Doc finally believes him and he takes him to the DeLorean, which Doc shows Marty the drawing of the flux capacitor that he drew after he fell off of the toilet. Doc sees the flux capacitor and he's happy that it works. And after they bring the DeLorean to the lab, Marty shows Doc the video of the night Marty went back in time.
Doc Brown: Why, that's me! Look at me! I'm an old man! Thank God, I've still got my hair. What on earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Well, this is a radiation suit.
Doc Brown: Radiation suit.
"Yeah, to keep you protected from harmful radiation." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) And of course I'm gonna let this just play out because what madman would I be not to?
Doc Brown: (On television) No, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts…
Doc Brown: What did I just say?
(Marty rewinds the footage and plays it back)
Doc Brown: (On television) ...this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity..
Doc Brown: 1.21 gigawatts!
"Okay, I just love Christopher Lloyd in this scene. He just plays the 1955 version of Doc Brown pretty hilarious. And yes, that line is priceless even though he mispronounced the word gigawatts." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) So Doc is shocked that his future self generated 1.21 gigawatts and all they need is a little plutonium but there's one little problem, it's impossible to find plutonium in 1955 and Marty is screwed.
Marty McFly: Whoa, whoa, Doc, stuck here? I can't be stuck here. I got a life in 1985. I got a girl.
Doc Brown: Is she pretty?
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(Sean is in the movie, replacing Michael J. Fox)
Sean: Is she pretty? Of course, she is! Here's her picture. (Pulls out his wallet from out of his pocket and shows Doc Brown a photo of Taylor) Look at her. I'm madly in love with her. She's crazy about me even though I get into some stupid shit. And she has an amazing ass like Natalia Starr. Speaking of Natalia Starr. (Checks his pocket to find his cellphone, then realizes that he doesn't have it) Speak of the devil, I don't have my phone, I left it back in the future. But I do have this flyer that this old lady gave to me regarding the clock tower.
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Marty McFly: Doc, you're my only hope.
Doc Brown: Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.
(The Microsoft Windows Tada sound effect starts playing)
Marty McFly: What did you say?
Doc Brown: A bolt of lightning. Unfortunately, you never know when or where it's ever gonna strike.
Sean: (Narrating) And with that useful information, Marty shows Doc the flyer from the future, which will be the solution to their problem. Next Saturday night, lightning is gonna strike the clock tower at 10:04 p.m. And they have their master plan.
Doc Brown: Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!
"Okay, first of all: boom, title drop! And second, we've got a Christopher Lloyd point!" Sean exclaimed. "I know that The Unusual Suspect did this little gag on his review of Raiders of the Lost Ark but what the hell, I'm gonna try this out."
(The scene plays with different sound clips)
Phoenix Wright: Objection!
Shang Tsung: Your soul is mine!
Neal Page: Have a point.
Severus Snape: Silence!
Phantasm: Your angel of death awaits.
Charlie Wilcox: I was frozen today!
"I know, I know. That didn't fit in the category but I just felt putting it in." Sean said with a smile on his face.
Sean: (Narrating) So here's the catch for Marty, he must not leave the Doc's house and he must not see or talk to anybody because it'll have some serious repercussions on future events. Well, it's too late for that because he interacted with his parents and because of that, Marty's brother Dave loses a head. Mostly because he's being erased from existence because he prevented his parents from meeting. The next day, Marty and Doc arrive at the Hill Valley High School, where they see Marty's father getting picked on by Biff and the other students and Principal Strickland being the strict asshole that he is and still bald.
Gerald Strickland: Shape up, man. (Removes the "Kick Me" sign off of George's back) You're a slacker. Do you wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life?
George McFly: No.
Doc Brown: What did your mother ever see in that kid?
Marty McFly: I don't know, Doc. I guess she felt sorry for him 'cause her dad hit him with the car.
"That and the fact that he's an awesome dancer." Sean said.
(A clip from Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter is shown as we see Crispin Glover's character Jimmy Mortimer dancing to the song "Love Is a Lie" by Lion)
"That, and he's strong and he can kick!" Brian said, referencing Crispin Glover's interview with David Letterman back in the 80s.
Marty McFly: (Realizes that Lorraine's father hit him with the car instead of George) He hit me with the car.
Doc Brown: That's the "Florence Nightingale effect." It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients.
"Hey! I was going to explain what it was, I don't need you to explain it for me, goddamn it." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty bumps into George and tries to get him and Lorraine together, but that plan backfires when she ignores George and goes for Marty. So much for getting his parents together.
Doc Brown: Apparently, your mother is amorously infatuated with you, instead of your father.
Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Doc Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy.
"Hey, this isn't the only time that a family member has the hots for Marty. His Aunt Vera has got the hots for him." Sean said, referencing the 1987 movie The Secret of My Success.
Doc Brown: The only way we're going to get those two to successfully mate is if they're alone together, so you've got to get your father and mother to interact in some sort of social… (Sighs)
Marty McFly: What? You mean like a date?
Doc Brown: Right!
Marty McFly: Well, what kind of date? I don't know. What do kids do in the '50s?
"Well, they go to cafes and listen to music and drinking milkshakes and cherry cola and having burgers and fries while hanging out with their friends before all this social distancing crap started." Sean said. "Then, there are school dances. I'm sure that there's a poster talking about the dance coming up."
Marty McFly: Of course! The Enchantment Under the Sea dance! They're supposed to go to this. That's where they kiss for the first time.
"Ding, ding, ding! Winner, winner chicken dinner!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) In order to get his parents together, Marty must stick with George like he's Kevin Costner protecting Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard. And we see that George likes to write science fiction stories and Marty tries to play Cupid.
Marty McFly: About Lorraine. She really likes you. She told me to tell you that she want you to ask her to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
George McFly: Really?
Marty McFly: Oh, yeah. All you got to do is go over there and ask her.
George McFly: What? Right here, right now, in the cafeteria? What if she said no? I don't know if I could take that kind of a rejection. Besides, I think she'd rather go with somebody else.
Marty McFly: Who?
"Tom Cruise?" Sean asked as a picture of Tom Cruise and Lea Thompson from the 1983 movie All the Right Moves is shown as the characters Stefan Djordjevic and Lisa Lietzke.
George McFly: (Looks up and points) Biff.
(Marty turns around and sees Biff talking to Lorraine and trying to flirt with her)
Biff Tannen: (To Lorraine) You want it. You know you want it. You know you want me to give it to you.
Lorraine Baines: Shut your filthy mouth. (Slaps Biff in the face) I'm not that kind of girl.
(A clip from GoldenEye is shown as we see Natalya slapping Trevelyan in the face after he kisses her and she shouts at him in Russian)
Biff Tannen: (Grabs Lorraine by her arm) Maybe you are and you just don't know it yet.
"Well, this guy is such a charmer with the ladies. I guess this showcases Donald Trump's early years." Sean said.
(A picture of President Trump and a teenage Biff Tanen are shown back to back)
Sean: (V/O as Announcer) Sunday, you've seen him as President and a billionaire, now you'll see him as a teenager before he made it big.
Biff Tannen: You want it. You know you want it. You know you want me to give it to you.
(Lorraine slaps Biff in the face)
Sean: (V/O) Trump: The Early Years. Thursday after Family Ties on NBC.
Sean: (Narrating) But then Marty steps in to deal with Biff and he wishes that he never fucked with the guy who's gonna mess him up.
Biff Tannen: So what's it to you, butthead? (Pushes Marty, then pushes him again) You know, you've been lookin' for a…
(Marty pushes Biff back as the Mortal Kombat theme starts playing)
Students: Fight, fight, fight!
(Biff grabs Marty and gets ready to fight him. Then the record scratches as Principal Strickland enters the cafeteria and looks at Biff. Biff looks at Principal Strickland and smiles at him before straightening Marty's collar)
Biff Tanen: Since you're new here, uh, I'm gonna cut you a break… today. So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.
"Uh, trees can't walk, Biff. That wouldn't make any sense. Why would a tree leave?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) After avoiding that serious ass beating from Biff, Marty catches up to George and begs him to go to the dance with Lorraine. But George can't because he has some other important things to do on a Saturday night.
George McFly: But I can't go to the dance. I'll miss my favorite television program, Science Fiction Theater.
Sean then turns to his right as he sees Homer Simpson popping up from out of the corner.
Homer Simpson: NEEEEERRRRRD!
"What he just said." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Since George won't listen to him and Marty's future is on the line, he has one way of changing his mind is by wearing his radiation suit and a little help from Eddie Van Halen.
(Marty plays the tape as the sound of a heavy metal guitar starts playing loudly, which wakes George up. Finally, Marty stops the tape)
George McFly: Who are you?
(Marty plays the tape, irritating George some more with the sound of heavy metal music)
Marty McFly: Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan. (Does the Vulcan Salute)
(We see the words "A Few Moments Later" pop up on the screen)
Narrator: A few moments later.
George McFly: Marty! (Runs across the street to Marty) Marty! Marty!
Marty McFly: Hey, George, buddy. You weren't at school. What have you been doing all day?
George McFly: I overslept. Look, I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out, but I don't know how to do it.
"Well, that worked out nicely." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) With the power of persuasion, Marty sends George in the cafe to talk to Lorraine and ask her out to the dance and to be romantic without being a fool. And I just love this scene to death. It just shows what teens are like in the fifties. That era marks the rise of teenagers as an important cultural element.
George McFly: Lou, give me a milk. (Slams his change on the counter) Chocolate.
(Lou slides George a glass of chocolate milk. George catches it and drinks some chocolate)
"Yeah. When you take a look at the bloopers for the movie, you'll see that Crispin Glover tried to catch the glass of chocolate milk but then he tried to catch it, the glass missed his hand and fell off of the counter. And there was also a hilarious blooper where Michael J. Fox was doing a Cholo accent, which had the producers cracking up." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) All right, let's see if George hits it off with Lorraine or strikes out.
George McFly: (To Lorraine) Lorraine. My density has popped me to you.
(A clip from Spider-Man 2 plays where J. Jonah Jameson starts laughing)
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh. What I meant to say was…
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density.
(J. Jonah Jameson continues to laugh)
George McFly: I mean… Your destiny.
Lorraine Baines: Oh.
Biff Tannen: (Sees George) Hey, McFly!
(A sound clip from Fergie's London Bridge starts playing)
Chorus: Oh shit oh shit oh shit
Marty McFly: (Turns around and sees Biff) Oh, gee…
"Oh, shit." Sean said.
Biff Tannen: I thought I told you never to come in here. Well, it's gonna cost you. How much money you got on you?
George McFly: Well, how much do you want, Biff?
(Marty sticks his foot out and trips Biff as the customers gasp in shock. Biff gets up and gets ready to beat up Marty right when Marty sees how tall he is)
Biff Tannen: All right, punk. Now I'm gonna…
Marty McFly: (Points) Whoa, whoa, Biff. What's that?
(Biff looks over as Marty punches him in the face, knocking him down to a booth as he runs out of the cafe before knocking down Biff's cronies)
"Oh, my God. I can't believe that this idiot fell for that trick. What was he looking out the window for anyway?" Sean asked.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
(In the scene, Sean replaces Marty)
Biff Tannen: All right, punk. Now I'm gonna…
Sean: Holy cow, Biff. Look over there. There are two hot chicks lezzing out in your car.
(Biff looks over as Sean punches Biff in the face)
Sean: (Imitates Dark Helmet) Fooled you!
(Sean runs out)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) So, Marty runs out of the cafe and does some Grand Theft Orange Crate Scooter on a kid and turns it into a makeshift skateboard as Biff and his cronies chase after him. And I want to take some time to gloat about how awesome the music score is here. I mean, just listen to how epic it sounds.
(The scene plays as Alan Silvestri's music score plays throughout)
"God, hearing the theme music just gets me hyped up." Sean said.
(Footage from Alan Silvestri's interview from the Making of Back to the Future is shown)
Sean: (Narrating) This music is courtesy of the great Alan Silvestri, who previously worked with Robert Zemeckis on the movie Romancing the Stone. He managed to successfully create the best music score in a film ever. Zemeckis wanted Silvestri to do a big, bombastic music score for the movie.
"And for those who are fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, he composed the music for this epic superhero movie." Sean said.
(Clips from Marvel's The Avengers is shown while The Avengers Theme by Alan Silvestri starts playing)
"Yeah, that was Alan." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) You can thank god that he brought us one of the most epic music scores ever. And I'm a big fan of Silvestri's music. If you're new to the Back to the Future movies, listen to the theme music. It's the best thing ever.
"Alan Silvestri, you deserve a gold star. And you too, Mr. Zemeckis. Gold stars all around." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) So, Biff and his cronies go after Marty in his car and tries to commit vehicular manslaughter on Marty.
(Marty holds onto the front bumper of Biff's car as Biff drove it back onto the street and towards a manure truck)
Biff Tannen: I'm gonna ram him.
"Wait a minute." Sean said as he pulls up a clip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
(A clip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit plays)
Smartass (Voiced by David L. Lander) I'm gonna ram him!
Sean then pushes the clip back down before saying another word. "Now we know where Who Framed Roger Rabbit got that line from."
Sean: (Narrating) Marty manages to escape by running up the car's hood, then over the seats and jumping onto the skateboard as it passes underneath the car, which leads to Biff and his buddies getting into some deep…
Biff, Match (Played by Billy Zane), 3-D (Played by Casey Siemaszko) and Skinhead (Played by Jeffrey Jay Cohen): Shit!
(Biff crashes into the manure truck)
(A clip from Jurassic Park is shown)
Dr. Ian Malcolm (Played by Jeff Goldblum): That is one big pile of shit.
Biff Tannen: I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.
Betty (Played by Cristen Kauffman): Where does he come from?
Babs (Played by Lisa Freeman): Yeah, where does he live?
Lorraine Baines: (Panting) I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
"Boy, I guess all that excitement was getting Lorraine a little we…" Sean said.
(A clip from Bronson is shown)
Charles Bronson (Played by Tom Hardy): Shut your fucking mouth!
"But I was about to say…" Sean said before being interrupted again.
Charles Bronson: Shut the fuck up, you (beep)!
"Look, can I…" Sean said.
Charles Bronson: Shut it!
"Sorry." Sean said as he apologized to Bronson for his crude comment that he was about to make.
Sean: (Narrating) After almost being turned into roadkill by Biff and his gang, Marty returns to Doc Brown's lab, only to see him come across a certain scene in his home movie.
(We see Doc Brown watching the video from 1985 and playing it back)
Doc Brown: (On tape) Oh, my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it, Marty!
(Doc rewinds the tape, instead it plays a scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Judge Doom: (Voice getting higher until it reaches a high-pitched squeak) Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked… just… like… THIS!
(Doc rewinds the footage once more, this time it plays the All Girl Massage video Soothing Sister's Guilt, as he sees Kenna James and Carolina Sweets kissing each other)
Marty McFly: Doc?
Doc Brown: (Stops the tape) Oh, hi, Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating device, this video unit.
"I can't believe that I filmed two hot blonde girls having sex with each other. I guess I was a real freak back in the future." Sean said, imitating Doc Brown.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty tries to tell Doc about what happened on the night that they made the tape and no, it doesn't involve pornstars Kenna James and Carolina Sweets lezzing out because they weren't born yet. No, it involves him getting gunned down by Libyan terrorists, but Doc doesn't want to know because no man should know too much about his own destiny.
"I guess it's not the right time to tell him that he's going to be a toon-killing madman, Uncle Fester and being frozen today." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Doc Brown then shows off his plan to Marty on how to send him back home by using a demonstration model of downtown Hill Valley with a bunch of science mumbo jumbo. To make a long story short, Marty drives down the block as lighting strikes the clocktower, electrifying the cable just as the connecting hook makes contact and then….
(Marty releases the toy car just as Doc connects the alligator clip to the top of the clocktower, resulting in an explosion, which sets the toy car on fire. The toy car drives off of the table and towards a large cloth, setting it on fire as Doc gasps in panic)
We then cut back to Sean, who busts out laughing from Doc Brown's reaction.
"Okay, I need this to be the new cover photo of this fanfic. Doc Brown's reaction was pretty hilarious. You can use that reaction for any situation." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
Sean: Hey, Doc. You remember that chick with the dragons on Game of Thrones? Well, she's a bad guy in the final season.
(Doc Brown gasps in panic)
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
"Try that at home. I want to see what you could come up with." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Then, Lorraine goes to visit Marty after following him because she wants some of her future son's Vitamin D. She asks him to the dance, but why not George?
Lorraine Baines: Oh, he's-he's kind of cute and all, but, uh, not… Well, I think a man should be strong, so he can stand up for himself and protect the woman he loves.
(Marty looks at Doc)
"Don't look at me, Marty. You got yourself in this mess. Now, your own mother wants to fuck you." Sean said, imitating Doc Brown.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty visits George and he comes up with the perfect plan to get his parents together, by showing George that he's a fighter, but George has never been in a fight in his life and Marty tells him that he'll be coming to Lorraine's rescue instead of picking a fight.
Marty McFly: Okay, let's go over the plan again. 8:55, where you gonna be?
George McFly: I'm gonna be at the dance.
Marty McFly: Right. And where am I gonna be?
George McFly: You're gonna be in the car with her.
Marty McFly: Right. Okay, so around 9:00, she's gonna get very angry with me.
George McFly: Why is she gonna get angry with you?
"Well, it's because I was boinking Lea Thompson's daughter Zoey Deutch while Taylor was watching." Sean said as the audience boos at him. "What? What? What? Oh, come on!"
(A sound clip from Resident Evil 4 plays)
Ashley: You pervert!
Sean: (Narrating) We then cut to the big night, November 12, the night of the thunderstorm and the dance as Marty and Doc make the final preparations for Marty's date with Lorraine and returning to 1985, then Marty writes a letter to Doc letting him know that he will be shot by terrorists since Doc doesn't want to know what will happen to him in 1985. Then, we cut to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance as Marty and Lorraine arrive at the school parking lot.
Marty McFly: Do you mind if we park… for a while?
Lorraine Baines: That's a great idea, I'd love to park.
Marty McFly: Huh?
Lorraine Baines: Well, Marty. I'm almost 18 years old. It's not like I've never parked before.
Marty McFly: What?
"Dude, she wants to bone you. That's what she wants to do to you." Sean pointed out.
Sean: (Narrating) And then Marty sees that his mother is not-so-innocent when she whips out a bottle of Magic Ghostbuster Juice. Keyword for alcohol because we have teens drinking!
(Marty sees Lorraine drinking a bottle of alcohol and quickly grabs it from out of her hand)
Marty McFly: Lorraine, Lorraine, what are you doin?
Lorraine Baines: I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.
Marty McFly: Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.
Lorraine Baines: Why not?
Marty McFly: Because you- You might regret it later in life.
Lorraine Baines: Marty, don't be such a square.
"Hey, it what Huey Lewis says it's hip to be square." Sean said, referencing the song.
Sean: (Narrating) And watch this scene, you see Michael J. Fox drinking out of the prop liquor bottle that's filled with water. Well, the crew decide to pull a prank on him when the prop bottle was switched with a real liquor bottle, which contained real liquor inside.
(Marty spits out the alcohol after he sees Lorraine lighting up a cigarette)
"Boy, I wish I was one of the crew members to witness this. I would laugh my ass off." Sean said as he drinks a bottle of Ice Mountain water, then he spits it out and realizes that it was vodka that he was drinking. "What the hell?! Vodka. Who the hell put vodka in my bottle of water? Taylor! Did you do this? Are you trying to prank me here?!"
Sean: (Narrating) Well, it's 9:00 and it's time for George to spring into action and he better do it quick because that dress of Lorraine's is showing off some of her cleavage and trying to make a move on Marty, which is making him nervous.
Lorraine Baines: You know what I do in those situations?
Marty McFly: What?
Lorraine Baines: I don't worry.
(Lorraine leans in and kisses Marty, much to his panic as the "Dun Dun Dun" music starts playing)
Sean: (V/O) Oh my God! (Loudly) OH…. MY… GOOOOOOOOOOD!
"Bad touch!" Sean shouted out loud as he immediately picked up his phone to call 911. "Hello, 911? The chick from Red Dawn is macking on Alex P. Keaton in a car. She's about to do all of these naughty things to him. HURRY!"
(Lorraine breaks the kiss and backs away)
Lorraine Baines: This is all wrong. I don't- I don't know what it is, but when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing… my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it?
"Hey, it makes perfect sense. You would rather be kissing a certain duck from a horrible movie that George Lucas produced and it was directed by the guy who wrote the screenplay for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom along with his wife. And that movie is a Marvel movie with duck tits in it. What was it called?" Sean said as the movie poster for the 1986 movie Howard the Duck pops up from the side as the young critic turns around to notice the poster before glaring at the camera. "I hate you."
Sean: (Narrating) But Marty gets pulled out of the car by Biff, who's drunk and angry and he's out for revenge for what he did to his car. And when Biff sees Lorraine, he decides to have his way with her.
Marty McFly: Leave her alone, you bastard!
Biff Tannen: You guys, take him in back. I'll be right there. (To Lorraine while forcing himself on her) Just admit that you want it. (Sees his gang just standing there and watching) Come on. Well, go on. This ain't no peep show! (Closes the door)
"If this was a peep show, then I'm gonna have to charge you. But then again, internet porn wasn't invented yet and the considerable wanking material that we had back in the fifties were Playboy magazines." Sean said, imitating Biff.
Sean: (Narrating) So while Biff tries to get a little rapey with Lorraine, his cronies deal with Marty personally by locking him in the trunk of the car.
Skinhead: (Throws Marty in the trunk of the car) That's for messing up my hair!
(Skinhead closes the trunk as one of the band players get out of the car)
Reginald (Played by David Harold Brown): What the hell you doing to my car?
3-D: Hey, beat it, spook. This don't concern you.
"Uh..." Sean said, trying to come up with something.
(Four additional band players get out of the car)
Marvin Berry (Played by Harry Waters Jr.): Who you callin' "spook," peckerwood?
"Okay, guys! We're headed straight into PG-13 territory for saying those words. I know that type of thing was back in the fifties, but Jesus. Do they have to say that word in a PG movie? This ain't Blazing Saddles. We don't need to hear the n-word on a PG movie." Sean said.
(A clip from Blazing Saddles is shown)
Bart (Played by Cleavon Little): Mornin' ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman (Played by Jessamine Milner): Up yours, (beep).
"STOP! I will not resort for the n-word to be heard on this review! None of that shit!" Sean exclaimed.
(A clip from the movie Be Cool is shown)
Roman Bulkin (Played by Alex Kubik): Be cool, n…
Sean immediately pulls out an AK-47 and aims it at the camera. "Finish that line, Russian mobster from Be Cool, and I'm sending you to Putin in a body bag. Now, let's get back to the movie."
Sean: (Narrating) So while the band players scare off Biff's cronies and try to get Marty out of the trunk with Marvin Berry, played by Harry Waters Jr., who's the lead vocalist and guitarist for The Starlighters, pry the trunk open with a screwdriver to get Marty out and manage to get it open, but ends up badly cutting his hand.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
Brian: (as Bryan Callen while holding a guitar) There goes your guitar career.
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) So, George heads out into the parking lot to witness a struggle going on inside Marty's car and he goes along with the plan, but then realizes he's the wrong man at the wrong place at the wrong time.
George McFly: (Opens the car door) Hey, you, get your damn hands off…
(Biff sees George)
(Fergie's London Bridge starts playing again)
Chorus: Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
George McFly: (Sighing) Oh.
Biff Tannen: I think you got the wrong car, McFly.
Lorraine Baines: George, help me! Please!
Biff Tannen: Just turn around, McFly, and walk away.
"I think you better do what he says. Just let him continue on with his business and be a coward or you can just stand up to him." Sean said.
George McFly: No, Biff. You leave her alone.
"Dead McFly walking!" Sean announced.
(Biff gets out of the car and faces George)
Brian: (V/O as Biff) Well, decided to grow a pair, eh McFly?
Biff Tannen: You're asking for it, and now you're gonna get it.
(George tries to punch Biff in the stomach but Biff blocks the punch by grabbing his fist and begins to bend his arm back, making him gasp in pain)
Lorraine Baines: Biff, stop it!
Sean: (Narrating) So Biff tries to break George's arm and Lorraine tries to stop him but Biff pushes her down on the ground, which doesn't bode well for George.
(Biff laughs at Lorraine. George sees this and starts to shake with fury, then he balls his hand into a fist)
(A clip from the 1988 movie Action Jackson starts playing)
'Action' Jackson (Played by Carl Weathers): Now you've pissed me off!
(Right when Biff turns to face him, George punches him in the face, knocking him out cold)
"Okay, now that was the best punch in a movie I have ever seen in my life!" Sean exclaimed.
(A sound clip from Cuphead plays while the words "A KNOCKOUT!" pops up on the screen)
Announcer: Knockout!
(Sound clips and music from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate starts playing)
Announcer: 3… 2… 1… GO!
(Biff grabs George's arm, we see 2% on George's health bar)
Captain Falcon: Falcon punch!
(George punches Biff in the face with effects from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate are shown, then we see Biff's health bar is at 109% followed by the word "GAME!" appearing on the screen)
Announcer: Game!
(The words "FINISH HIM!" appear on the screen)
Sean: (V/O as Mortal Kombat Announcer) Finish him!
(The "Fatality" theme from Mortal Kombat II plays right when George knocks out Biff with one punch. Then the words, "George McFly Wins. Flawless Victory. Nerdality", are shown on the screen)
Sean: (V/O) George wins. Flawless victory. Nerdality.
"One punch you're down, bitch!" Sean said, imitating Brendan Walsh from World's Dumbest.
Sean: (Narrating) So, George and Lorraine go to the dance together, but there's a little problem, Marty's future is on the line and with Marvin's hand being injured and all, he can't play. So, Marty substitutes for him as George and Lorraine dance to "Earth Angel" and Marty has to position his guitar up to collect all of the flying hearts so George and Lorraine can kiss…
"Wait a minute? That wasn't even in the film. I was mentioning the level from that horrible Back to the Future game from LJN that was on the Nintendo." Sean said.
(Dixon cuts in to dance with Lorraine)
Dixon (Played by Courtney Gains): Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in.
(Marty forgets how to play the guitar and sees that he's starting to fade away just like his brother and sister)
Sean: (V/O as Marty) Oh, no. I won't exist like my stupid television show that lasted for one season on NBC!
Marty McFly: George?
George McFly: (Walks over to Dixon and Lorraine) Excuse me.
(George shoves Dixon out of the way so he can be with Lorraine)
"Kiss her, you fool!" Sean yelled out.
(George and Lorraine kiss, which restores Marty and his siblings back into existence)
"YES! IT'S A MIRACLE!" Sean yelled out in joy.
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, that moment right there is one of the best moments ever. Just when you thought that Marty is screwed, George has the balls to step in and not act like a cowardly lion. Also, Silvestri's music on this scene for the win. But before Marty could leave, Marvin asks him to do one more song.
Marvin Berry: Come on, man. Let's do something that really cooks.
Marty McFly: Something that- that cooks.
"Something that cooks, huh? Be right back." Sean said as he got up from off of the couch and walked over to the window before opening it. "Hey Chef Atlas, got something cookin'?"
(Footage of Chef Mark Atlas wrecking havoc is shown)
Chef Mark Atlas: Keep it fucking rolling! (Knocks some stuff off of the table) Keep it rolling. Keep it fucking rolling!
(Flips the table over)
Chef Mark Atlas: Keep it rolling. Keep it fucking rolling! (Throws the table to the side) KEEP IT ROLLING! KEEP IT ROLLING! KEEP IT ROLLING! Break all your freakin' heads off! Freakin' jerks.
Sean gets scared a bit before rolling the blinds down.
"As a matter of fact, I'm sure that Marty has something that cooks." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) And with a song that cooks, he plays Johnny B. Goode. And no, that's not Michael J. Fox doing the singing, that's musician Mark Campbell who did all of the singing.
"If you don't know who Mark Campbell is, he's the lead singer of the popular 1980s band Jack Mack and the Heart Attack, who are known for this song "I'm Gonna Be Somebody" from the movie Police Academy." Sean said.
(We see Marty singing the song "Johnny B. Goode" while playing the guitar as everyone starts dancing before we cut to Marvin making a phone call)
Marvin Berry: (On the phone) Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry? You know that new sound you lookin' for? Well, listen to this. (Holds the phone up)
"I'm not doing it. No, I'm not going to make that Family Guy joke. There is no way that you will ever possibly make me do…" Sean said.
(TV static transitions to: Up All Knight with Chad Knight)
"Well, allow me to make the joke for you, Critic." Chad said.
(A clip from Family Guy is shown)
Marvin Astley (Voiced by Luke Adams): (On the phone) Hey Rick, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Astley? You know that mediocre generic sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this! (Holds the phone up)
"Ugh, I hate you." Sean said.
"I know." Chad said, smiling at Sean. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go work on a review for my show."
Sean: (Narrating) So, yeah. The band continues to play and Marty takes things a little too far when he taps into his inner rock god. Anyway, Marty says his goodbyes to George and Lorraine as he heads back downtown to meet Doc as he prepares to send Marty back while the storm is headed on their way and the two of them say their goodbyes. But before Marty could leave, Doc finds the letter in his pocket.
Doc Brown: What's the meaning of this?
Marty McFly: You'll find out in 30 years.
Doc Brown: It's about the future, isn't it? It's information about the future!
Marty McFly: (Gets out of the DeLorean) Wait a minute!
Doc Brown: I warned you about this, kid. The consequences could be disastrous!
"It could save your life if you would just listen to him for one damn minute!" Sean exclaimed.
Doc Brown: No! (Rips up the letter) I refuse to accept the responsibility.
Marty McFly: In that case, I'll tell you straight out!
(A tree branch falls on the cable, disconnecting it from the clock tower as Marty and Doc notice this)
Doc Brown: Great Scott!
Sean: (Narrating) The cable gets disconnected from the clock tower after a tree branch fell on it as Doc goes to the top of the clock tower to throw the rope down to Marty after he grabs the cable. Okay, now seems to be the right time to tell Doc what's going to happen to him in 1985.
Marty McFly: Doc!
Doc Brown: Huh?
Marty McFly: I have to tell you about the future!
Doc Brown: What?
Marty McFly: I have to tell you about the future!
Doc Brown: What?
Marty McFly: On the night I go back in time, you get…
(The bell begins to toll, which causes Doc to lose his balance and hang off of one of the gargoyle statues)
"Oh, well. Looks like Marty's trying to make sure that Doc falls to his death just to make sure that he won't live to know what happens to him in 1985." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But Marty can't tell Doc now, because he now has less than 4 minutes. So now, Marty has to hurry and race to the starting line, then sets up the connecting hook to the DeLorean, then Marty decides to set the time of arrival for ten minutes early to save Doc.
Marty McFly: Okay. Time circuit's on. Flux capacitor: fluxing. Engine running. All right.
(The DeLorean's engine dies)
Marty McFly: No. No, no, no, no. (Tries to start the car back up) Come on. Come on.
"Well, that's typical for the DeLorean. It tends to crap out on you at the wrong time. And this is the wrong time. Doc, great job at picking the shitty vehicle to be a time machine. Asshole." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But Marty manages to start the car back up after giving it one good headbutt, as he races to reach the poles while Doc connects the cable just in time while Silvestri's music score kicks in and then…
(Lighting strikes the clocktower as Doc connects the line just in time, which send Marty back to the future. Doc sees the results and jumps in joy and cheers)
Sean: (Narrating) Marty is sent back to 1985 and he still got time to save Doc, but unfortunately the DeLorean decides to crap out again.
(Marty sees the Libyan's van speeding past him, realizing that they're on their way to kill Doc)
Marty McFly: Libyans.
Sean: (Narrating) Marty races to the Twin, I mean, Lone Pine Mall to save Doc but witnesses him getting shot and seeing his other self traveling to 1955 while the Libyans prove to be the world's dumbest drivers when they crash into a photobooth, while one of them is holding a rocket launcher. Sadly, Marty is too late. He couldn't save his friend.
(Marty runs over to Doc's body, believing him to be dead and starts crying)
"Farewell, Doc Brown. If only he read the letter." Sean said.
(Doc sits up, much to Marty's surprise)
Marty McFly: You're alive.
(Doc pulls down the zipper of his radiation suit, revealing that he wore a bulletproof vest)
Marty McFly: Bulletproof vest? How did you know? I-I never got a chance to tell you.
(Doc pulls out the letter that Marty wrote to him and hands it to him)
Marty McFly: What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space-time continuum?
Doc Brown: Well, I figured, what the hell.
"IT'S A MIRACLE!" Sean yelled out.
Sean: (Narrating) With Doc alive, he drops Marty home as the two of them say their goodbyes before he travels to the future. The next morning, Marty wakes up thinking that it was a nightmare, but only to see that everything is different around the house, plus his siblings work very good jobs and we see that his parents are different as well. His father is now a self-confident and successful author and his mother is fit and happy and Biff is a wimp and an auto valet. Looks like the timeline has been revised with Marty having the perfect life and having his dream car. Now, all that is missing is his girlfriend to take to the lake.
Jennifer Parker: How about a ride, mister?
Marty McFly: Jennifer. Oh, are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you.
Jennifer Parker: Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.
"Well, that's because you were a minor character in the movie. You weren't seen that much." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) With Marty reuniting with Jennifer, Doc returns with the DeLorean tell Marty to come to the future with him and to bring Jennifer along because it concerns about their kids and we have the perfect ending to the movie as we see Marty, Doc and Jennifer in the DeLorean as they prepare to travel into the future.
Marty McFly: Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Doc Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
(The three of them travel to the future in the DeLorean, which now flies. As the DeLorean flies right into the camera, the credits roll as the song "Back in Time" starts playing)
"And that was Back to the Future and did I have a lot of fun watching the movie, well yes. I loved it." Sean said.
(Clips from the movie are shown once more while the song "Back in Time" performed by Huey Lewis and the News starts playing)
Sean: (Narrating) Upon rewatching Back to the Future, the first thing that I've noticed was how influential that this movie was and how it made an impact on us and it's downright impossible not to love this movie. Aside from the Star Wars movies, Blade Runner and Star Trek, I find this movie to be number one as one of my favorite sci-fi movies ever. The visual effects, the story, the character and the music, they're all amazing. Which makes it difficult for me to come up with anything to nitpick about.
"Okay, maybe I have just one nitpick." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Like have you noticed that Marty and his family are played by actors who are in their twenties? I've looked at their IMDB profile and I saw the years of the actors and how old they were while they were filming the movie)
Michael J. Fox: 1961 (23 years old)
Lea Thompson: 1961 (23 years old)
Crispin Glover: 1964 (20 years old)
Marc McClure: 1957 (27 years old)
Wendie Jo Sperber: 1958 (26 years old)
Sean: (Narrating) I get that this movie was made in 1985 but if I would believe that the actors from Riverdale can play teenagers, then I can believe anything. Also, I would just like to bring up one point, how did Marty and Doc meet? I would just like to know how Marty and Doc met for the first time. But the movie is so good, so I don't care less. And the characters are super memorable as well. Whether it be how delightfully mean Biff Tannen is, to how eccentric and silly Doc Brown is, to how big of an asshole Strickland is. Yeah, this movie has so many good characters. And of course, Marty McFly. Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly is awesome and I'm glad that they made the right choice with this guy. If Michael J. Fox didn't play Marty McFly and Eric Stoltz played the character, the movie wouldn't be this good. After this movie's release, the movie's sound editors Charles L. Campbell and Robert R. Rutledge won an Academy Award for best sound editing for their work on the movie, two more sequels Back to the Future Part II and Back to the Future Part III were released back to back in 1989 and 1990 and there was the animated series that aired on CBS from 1991 to 1992. And of course, there's the LJN game which sucked donkey balls. If you didn't know about the video game, watch Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the game. Everyone who worked on this film, the actors, the writers, the producers, the director, the composer, the visual effects artists and the crew deserves gold stars for their work. If you haven't watched it, then go watch it. If you've already watched it, watch it again. And if you watched it so many times that you're not sick of it, watch it again. Yeah, this film is that good. Back to the Future comes in at 5 flux capacitors out of 5.
"I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and for the next Back to the Future review, you better get yourself a hoverboard. See you guys next time.
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And that was the Back to the Future review. Man, did I have a lot of fun reviewing it because it's one of my favorite movies ever. Next time, Sean takes a break from reviewing movies because it's time for him to take a look at some more commercials along with his buddy Lucas in Commercials IV: A New Hope. Then after Commercials IV, it's the Stakeout Double Feature review where I review two of the films Stakeout and Another Stakeout. After that review, I'm going to be doing The Summer of Disney. Originally, it was going to be The Summer of The Exorcist, but I'll save The Exorcist movies for Halloween Havoc III in October.
Here's a list of movies for The Summer of Disney:
The Return of Jafar
Oliver and Company (Co-Review with fellow writer Boris Yeltsin)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Top 11 Disney Villains
The Rocketeer
The Lion King (2019 version)
Sean's Story Arc: Gargoyles
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
These are the movies that I chose for The Summer of Disney. Don't forget to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates. I'll see you guys next time for another hilarious chapter of The Mayhem Critic. Till next time, my fellow readers.