The Mayhem Critic
Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker bringing you another great chapter of The Mayhem Critic. When we last left off, Sean and Lucas took a look at some nostalgic commercials in Commercials V. Today, Sean is in a Christmas mood as he takes a look at the top 12 Christmas commercials. So here it is, the new chapter of The Mayhem Critic. Enjoy.
Episode 108
The Top 12 Christmas Episodes
We open up with our favorite movie critic Sean J. Archer, a.k.a. The Mayhem Critic, sitting in his living room that is fully decorated with Christmas decorations. He is seen sitting on the couch wearing a Christmas hat, his green Christmas suit with a shirt and his Christmas tie while drinking some hot apple cider.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic, the critic that rips movies a new one." Sean said. "Okay, sorry about the wait for me to review something Christmasy. But don't worry, at least I'll review some Christmas stuff. That's what happens when you work on Commercials 5 for too long. Well, since I'm in my Christmas attire, I'm about to talk about something Christmas related. Well, I'll be talking about COMMERCIALS! But not just any commercials, I'll be talking about CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS!"
(Cut to a montage of Christmas commercials)
Sean: (Narrating) Not only that I'm talking about nostalgic commercials, I'll be talking about commercials that were marketing around Christmastime. And boy, it's insane. Some of these commercials are so popular, they tend to repeat them every year. Hey, people love nostalgia, and I love nostalgia too. And I'm here to take a look at them.
"That's why I'm going to be counting down the top 11 Christmas commercials… wait! Instead of 11, let's make that the top 12 Christmas commercials. Why top 12? Because I'm going to tell you in song. In the form of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"." Sean said.
Audience: (Yells) NOOOOOOOO!
"I hate you." Sean said, glaring at the camera.
(We cut to an image of Santa Claus drinking Coca-Cola while Run DMC's "Christmas in Hollis" starts playing)
Number 12: Oreo Commercial from 1987
Sean: (Narrating) Here's a little classic Oreo commercial from the 80s. It starts off on the night before Christmas and this little boy heads downstairs and waits for Santa to arrive while having a plate of Oreo cookies and a glass of milk waiting for Christmas.
Singer: The night before Christmas and Oreo cookies, waiting for a special guest.
Sean: (Narrating) That is until the little kid falls asleep while waiting for Santa.
Little Boy: I'll just take a little rest.
(The little boy falls asleep)
Sean: (Narrating) But then, Santa shows up and starts eating the Oreo cookies while the little kid is sleeping.
(Santa starts eating the Oreo cookies and dunking them in milk)
Singer: Ho ho ho. Who's that kid with the Oreo cookies? Eating all the luscious chocolate, licking all the creamy middles…
Sean: (Narrating) This is an adorable little commercial and I just love seeing Santa Claus enjoying the Oreo cookies, which brings out the kid inside him, which makes it one of my favorite Christmas commercials and it brings out the nostalgic feels.
(Santa climbs back up the chimney as the little boy wakes up and sees that Santa ate the cookies and drank the milk as he gasps in surprise)
Singer: O-r-e-o.
Singers: Nabisco.
(Interlude)
Number 11: Honey Nut Cheerios "Scrooge" commercial from 1987
(Ebenezer Scrooge, played by Bill Gavin, is seen sitting at his desk writing as the bee, voiced by Arnold Stang, enters while holding a box of Honey Nut Cheerios)
Ebenezer Scrooge (Played by Bill Gavin): Who's there?
Bee (Voiced by Arnold Stang): The taste of nuts and honey, Mr. Scrooge.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah humbug! I have better things to do.
Sean: (Narrating) Here's another nostalgic Christmas commercial. In this one, we all know that Ebenezer Scrooge hates Christmas and he says "Bah humbug" to the carolers. So, the bee gives him the great taste of honey and nuts to slap him back into the Christmas spirit.
Bee: But, Mr. Scrooge. Honey Nut Cheerios, it's Christmas.
Scrooge: (Pushes the Bee aside) My customary gruel will suffice, thank you.
"Come on, Mr. Scrooge. I just put Honey Nut Cheerios and Christmas together. They go hand in hand like Burger King and Russia. Hell, they go hand in hand like Red Lobster and the Red Wedding." Sean said.
Bee: Yeah, but Honey Nut Cheerios blends golden honey and crunchy nuts.
Scrooge: I say! Did you say honey and nuts?
"Oh, great. Now I have to play this clip." Sean said.
(A clip from In Living Color is shown)
Blaine (Played by Damon Wayans): (Holds up a box of Nuts & Honey cereal) Nuts & Honey.
Antoine (Played by David Alan Grier): What you say?
Blaine: Nothin' honey.
Antoine: I bet you can't eat just one.
Blaine: I bet I could.
(The Bee pushes a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios towards Scrooge, who takes a spoonful and smiles)
Choir: It's a honey of an O!
Bee: (Tips his top hat) Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge.
(The Bee flies to the screen as a caption saying "It's a honey of an O" and the picture of the box appears below, and a choir sings)
Choir: Honey Nut Cheerios!
"Well, that certainly got him into the Christmas spirit. Boy, the ghosts really got their work cut out for them." Sean said.
(A picture of the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future are shown)
Sean: (Narrating) We don't need any of these hacks! We just need the power of General Mills to help get this miser into the Christmas spirit. Now, while I was growing up in the 90s. There was a newer version of the commercial that I remember seeing when I was a kid. And there was a different line and a different tagline.
(Clips from the newer version of the commercial are shown. In one scene, we only get a shot of the box of Honey Nut Cheerios and the bowl along with some milk, orange juice and toast instead of getting the Bee in the scene)
Bee: But Mr. Scrooge. It's part of this good breakfast.
(As Scrooge eats the cereal, a choir sings)
Choir: Nobody can't say no!
"Yeah, that's what I remember seeing when I was like seven years old. And looking back at it now gives me the nostalgic feels. But the reigning champ of Christmas that brings the Christmas in you would have to be the Elf on the Shelf cereal. Now, that's some good stuff!" Sean exclaimed while holding up a box of Elf on the Shelf cereal.
Sean: (Narrating) It's a great ad with wonderful atmosphere and you'll have a Dickens of a time, coming in at number 11.
(The ending scene of Scrooge eating the cereal is shown again)
(Interlude)
Number 10: Home Alone TV spot from 1990
(The 20th Century Fox logo is shown while Little Richard's "Keep A Knockin'" starts playing)
Check Out Girl (Played by Tracy Connor): Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin (Played by Macauley Culkin): I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, hell yeah! Now we're talking. It's been thirty years since this awesome Christmas movie was released and charmed our hearts and make us laugh with some of its comic violence. So, I'd figure that I add it to the list.
(Clips from the movie are shown)
Announcer: What would you do if your parents accidentally left you home alone? Well, how about shopping? Shaving.
(Kevin puts aftershave on his face and screams)
Harry (Played by Joe Pesci): Crowbars up.
(Cut to Marv sticking his head through the doggy door)
Kevin: This is my house. I have to defend it.
Announcer: And good old fashioned crime-fighting.
Sean: (Narrating) I just love how the announcer just asks the viewer what would we do if our parents accidentally left us home alone. I know what I would do if my mother left me home alone. I could think of a few things but I don't want to say it on this show.
(The title for the movie is shown)
Announcer: Home Alone.
(A quote from Jim Whaley of PBS Cinema Showcase that says "The Funniest Movie of 1990!" is shown)
Announcer: Critics are calling it the funniest movie of 1990.
"One of my favorite Christmas movies." Brian said as he sips from his glass of egg nog.
"Yeah, it's one of the best Christmas movies of all-time. Aside from A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and Die Hard. The list goes on." Sean said.
Announcer: Rated PG.
"Yeah, rated PG for scenes of comic violence of people getting injured by dangerous traps that would kill them in real life and cursing." Sean said.
Buzz (Played by Devin Ratray): If you're growing on my ass!
"A family picture! Merry Christmas from John Hughes! Let's move to the next commercial." Sean said.
(Interlude)
Number 9: Folgers Brother and Sister Home for Christmas commercial from 2009
Sean: (Narrating) Take a look at this commercial. And this is a good one too. We see a guy returning home for Christmas after being away in West Africa. So, his loved one greets him and fixes him a cup of coffee.
Man: (Walks over to the coffee maker) Ah, real coffee.
(We cut to him pouring himself a cup of coffee)
Man: I brought you something from far away.
Woman: (Smiles) Really?
(He gives her the gift)
Woman: Oh.
(She looks at the gift, then looks at him lovingly and puts the bow on him)
Man: What are you doing?
Woman: You're my present this year.
(The man and the woman look at each other lovingly)
"Aww, ain't that sweet. She greets her boyfriend home and she waited up all night for him and she makes him a pot of coffee. He gives her a gift and she lovingly puts the bow on him. This just goes to show that they both love each other very much." Sean said as he hears his phone ringing to the tune of "Jingle Bells" before answering. "Hello? Yes, I'm talking about the commercial. I'm sorry, what? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I see. Right. Thanks for letting me know."
Sean hangs up his phone and sits it down on the table.
"Well, I just got news about the commercial. It turns out that the man and the woman that I thought were boyfriend and girlfriend in the commercial are brother and sister." Sean said.
(A female audience member screams)
Sean: (Narrating) Like, what the hell? How was I supposed to know that they were brother and sister? Maybe because they were making it very clear in the beginning of the commercial.
Brother: I must have the wrong house.
Sister: (Points to herself) Sister? (She starts happily laughing)
"Really?" Sean asked, pointing to himself.
Sean: (Narrating) I mean, this is some straight-up, incest, Pure Taboo-shit right here. Now, I know what you're going to say, "Sean, they're not sleeping with each other. They're brother and sister and it's not right.". Hey, look at their body language, look at the way they talk, look at how they look at each other. It makes it look like they're a couple.
"God, if only Brazzers could do a porn parody of this commercial with Abella Danger getting pounded by Seth Gamble. Hell, it's like writing a Babysitter's Club fanfic about Kristy having sex with her brother Sam." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) This commercial has been parodied over the years and they mock how bizarrely incestual it is. Whether if you find that commercial charming or if you find it sickening, it would sure get a reaction from someone every Christmas. Coming in at number 9.
(The ending of the commercial is shown where the parents enter the kitchen and welcome their son home)
Singer: The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
Sean: (V/O) This is some Pure Taboo-shit!
(Interlude)
Number 8: Blockbuster Video
(The commercial opens with two kids leaving a note and something from Blockbuster Video for Santa Claus)
Sean: (Narrating) Here's a charming little commercial. It starts with two kids on Christmas Eve leaving a note and a video game from Blockbuster Video for Santa instead of milk and cookies.
"I'm sure that every kid would let Santa play their video game." Sean said.
(The kid sits a Blockbuster Video bag on the table)
Kid #1: What if he's hungry?
Kid #2: He won't be hungry. Every other kid in the world is gonna feed him.
Kid #1: Okay.
"So, let every other kid feed him instead of you two little bastards? Okay, you're getting some coal in your stocking." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) And as they go to bed and drift off to sleep, Santa arrives and he starts playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and he's starts having some fun playing it. Way too much fun.
(Santa is playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on the kids' Sega Genesis and laughs, which makes the kids hear him and wake up)
Sean: (Narrating) Which makes me want to ask some questions: 1. Why would you not leave any cookies and milk for Santa? 2. Did it have to be Sonic the Hedgehog 2 from Blockbuster Video? 3. How the hell did Santa manage to turn the television and the Sega Genesis on? Did he turn it on with his finger and use magic?
"If I hear some noise that Santa Claus is in my house and starts playing my Playstation 4, then I'm getting my trusty MP5." Sean said as he picks up his machine gun. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."
Sean: (Narrating) The kids hurry downstairs to catch Santa, but then he vanishes. And I just love that kid's reaction when he looks up the chimney and he turns to the camera.
(We cut to the kid's surprised expression on his face)
"That's the look that I made when I watched Tenet for the first time." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But you know what, as charming as this commercial was back in the day, I really enjoyed watching it, coming in at number 8.
Announcer: Make it a Blockbuster holiday.
(Interlude)
Number 7: 7UP commercial featuring Geoffrey Holder
7Up Man (Played by Geoffrey Holder): You know what it's like during the holidays, someone is always dropping in.
(Santa drops down the chimney)
"Ho-ho-ohhhhh shit, I'm in the home of Baron Samedi." Sean said, imitating Santa.
Sean: (Narrating) You know, 7Up had a lot of great ads featuring the late Geoffrey Holder. If you don't know who he is, he played Baron Samedi in the James Bond movie Live and Let Die. Well, you have him shelling out bottles of 7Up.
"I guess Baron Samedi is getting sick and tired of this voodoo crap after Mr. Big was inflated into a balloon." Sean said.
(A man dressed as Santa drops down from the chimney)
7Up Man: As always, they'll expect plenty of 7Up.
Sean: (Narrating) And then you have a bunch of people dressed as Santa dropping down from the chimney and he gives them 7Up, the drink that is always "crisp and clean and no caffeine". Hell, I'm just waiting for him to do that Baron Samedi laugh that always scare the living shit out of me.
(He laughs with the people dressed as Santa)
"AHHHHH! There it is!" Sean screamed out.
Sean: (Narrating) But yeah, where the hell are these people dressed as Santa coming from? Did they know that he'll have a bunch of 7Up at his home? Or was it the sound of his voice that has attracted them to 7Up? Who the hell knows?
"Hell, I feel like wanting to get a bottle of 7Up right now." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) It's the drink that would sure bring everybody together. Coming in at number 7.
7Up Man: After all, the more the merrier.
(He laughs as well as the people dressed as Santa. Another man dressed as Santa drops down from the ceiling and the caption, "The more, the merrier!" is shown)
(Interlude)
Number 6: IRN-BRU Snowman commercial
(Footage of the IRN-BRU commercial, based on The Snowman (where a boy and his snowman fly through the air), is shown. The song "We're Walking In the Air" from the short starts playing)
Sean: (Narrating) Coming in at number six is IRN-BRU. We all know about the classic tale of The Snowman, well, the Scottish soft drink IRN-BRU did their own take on the classic short. In this commercial, it isn't magic that brought the snowman to life, it's the opening of the kid's refreshing drink that brought the snowman to life. It goes down like the original short, and they get the singing boy's voice down.
Singer: We're walking in the air. I'm sipping on an IRN-BRU.
Sean: (Narrating) The snowman wants a taste of that IRN-BRU, but the kid won't let him have it.
Singer: I tell him get your own. He looks like he is going to cry. I tell him once again the IRN-BRU is mine.
"Well, of course he's going to cry because you're not giving him the IRN-BRU, you little bastard. Just give it to him." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) The snowman gets a little agitated about the kid not giving him the IRN-BRU. So what does he do? He drops the little kid and takes the IRN-BRU from him. Holy shit, that is dark and hilarious at the same time. Well, I guess you could say that the kid deserved it. It was one of those "It was at this moment he realized he fucked up" moments right there. This commercial is an excellent parody that replicates the original. It brings the laughs and nostalgic feelings to why we love the original. Hell, it's much better than some other Christmas parody commercials.
(A clip from a Cingular Wireless commercial parodying A Christmas Story is shown)
Ralphie Parker: (To Santa, clinging to the slide) I want a Motorola C139 with texting, games and graphics.
Santa: You'll run the bill up, kid.
"So wrong. So very, very wrong." Sean said.
(Cut to the end of the snowman-themed IRN-BRU commercial, where the snowman drinks the boy's IRN-BRU, while a message that reads, "Have a Phenomenal Christmas", is displayed on a building)
Singer: He nicked my IRN-BRU and lets go of my hand…
(It fades out as the boy falls into the snow)
(Interlude)
Number 5: Campbell's Soup Snowman commercial
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, yeah. Who couldn't forget about this commercial that plays during the holiday season? But is this considered a Christmas commercial? I mean, Christmas is not even mentioned just the song "Let it Snow" playing in the background. So, we all know what happens in the commercial: a snowman comes in from the cold and gets warmed up to a bowl of Campbell's Soup, chicken noodle soup. And while the snowman is eating the soup, it starts melting, only to reveal that it's a little boy the whole time.
(As the snowman eats the soup, the snow melts and the boy is revealed underneath)
Announcer: Nothing melts away the cold like a delicious, hot bowl of Campbell's Soup.
Sean: (Narrating) It's a cute, little commercial and all but I have one question: who in their right mind leaves their child out in the cold for so long that they actually turn into a snowman?
"Yeah, that is some bad parenting right there." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) I have one more question as well: how did the snowman eat the soup that caused him to melt? Did he stick the spoonful of soup close to his mouth and the heat from the soup made him melt?
"The world may never know." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) It's a commercial with great puppetwork, charm and it's still a classic to many people, coming in at number 5 and giving you the warm and cozy feels.
Singer: Let it snow, let it snow…
(The commercial ends with the tagline "Never Underestimate the Power of Soup")
(Interlude)
Number 4: Fox Family's 25 Days of Christmas promo
Sean: (Narrating) Hey, remember when Freeform was once called Fox Family and remember when they showed some of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials before AMC got the rights to show them on their channel? Well, Fox Family showed a marathon of some of the greatest Christmas specials from Rankin-Bass.
(Footage from some of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials are shown)
Announcer: And speaking of specials, have we got specials for you. A night of the most beloved Christmas specials of all time. Playing back to back to back to… eh, you get the idea. And starring all your favorite Christmas characters from Nestor to the Little Drummer Boy to Rudolph, Pinocchio, Jack Frost and of course, Santa himself.
"When Mom and I got cable back in 1999, I watched some of the classic Christmas cartoons that I watched for the first time. Some that I've heard about and some that I haven't heard about like Little Drummer Boy Book II, Pinocchio's Christmas, Jack Frost, The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, Frosty's Winter Wonderland and much more. Ah, good times. Man, do I miss it so much." Sean said.
Announcer: Now that's what I call some special specials. Actually, we're calling it Fox Family's Christmas Specials.
"Yeah, get use to it folks. Because in a couple of years Fox Family is gonna become ABC Family and then it's going to become Freeform and they'll show edgy programming like Pretty Little Liars." Sean said. "You know, now that I think about it, I really miss Fox Family and some of the Rankin-Bass cartoons. Well, at least they're showing Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Santa Claus is Coming to Town on Freeform but not the other ones. Can we get to the next entry before I get pissed off?"
(Interlude)
Number 3: Hershey's Kisses Christmas Bells
(A group of Hershey's Kisses starts moving as "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays)
"What do I have to say about this commercial? It's a really good commercial that is still going strong." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, you guys should've known that it was going to make the list. This is Hershey's longest-running ad that made it's debut back in 1989. Here's the story behind this classic commercial: Hershey's brand manager John Dunn oversaw the production, in which he was tasked with many whimsical Hershey commercials. Dunn helped develop the last-minute idea to create the "Christmas Bells" advertisement. The commercial still plays till this day, with it being redone in 2012 with a new recording of the audio and the graphics were done entirely in CGI animation. This year, a new version of the commercial was introduced and…
(The new version of the ad plays as we see the Hershey's Kisses moving as "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays. Then, a child's hand pops into the frame and grabs a Hershey's Kiss after the candies play a few bars of the song. A father-daughter duo smile at each other and uses the Kisses to top some peanut butter blossom cookies as the song continues to play on brass instruments instead of bells)
(A clip from Adventure Time is shown)
Lemongrab (Voiced by Justin Roiland): UNACCEPTABLE!
"Yeah! What he just said!" Sean yelled out.
Sean: (Narrating) Why?! Why would you do that?! Why would you update a classic commercial by having a little girl interrupting the song? This commercial got some backlash. But luckily, they're running both versions of the commercial.
"You guys should know better than to try and improve on perfection." Sean said.
(Interlude)
Number 2: M&M's
(The two M&M's are shown walking into the living room quietly, with Red holding a candle and Yellow carrying a bowl of red and green M&M's)
Sean: (Narrating) Now, here's another commercial that is always shown during the holiday season. And it's purely simple. It opens with the Red and Yellow M&M's setting up some red and green M&M's for Santa.
Yellow: So, you think Santa will like these red and green M&M's?
Red: I don't know, I've never met the guy.
Sean: (Narrating) They see Santa appearing and they start freaking out.
(Red and Santa scream when they see each other)
Red: He does exist!
Santa Claus: They do exist…
(Both Red and Santa pass out at the same time)
"Okay, I get a good laugh from seeing this commercial every year." Sean laughed.
Sean: (Narrating) I just love that this commercial plays on the idea on what does or does not exist. Which isn't new when it comes to Christmas ads. What makes this commercial so hilarious is that two walking M&M's are skeptical about the existence of jolly old St. Nick. You would think that a walking, talking M&M would believe in Santa. And you would think that a jolly fat guy with a beard and a workshop filled with elves would believe in anything. Turns out that neither one believes in the other, which leads to a pretty funny payoff.
Santa Claus: They do exist…
(Both Red and Santa faint at the same time)
"This is one classic commercial that still runs during the holiday season. And they better not mess with this classic." Sean said.
Yellow: (Confused) Uh, Santa?
"Now before we get to number one, here are a few runners-up." Sean said.
Runners-Up
Coca-Cola Trucks and Polar Bears
The Budweiser Clydesdales
Fruity Pebbles Christmas Commercial
McDonald's Ice Skating Commercial
Nestle's Christmas Commercial
Norelco Santa Commercial
(Interlude)
Sean: (V/O) And the number one Christmas commercial is…
Number 1: Apple
(Cut to footage of an Apple commercial from 2019)
Girl: Get off of my side!
Girl's Sister: No!
Mother: Walk around!
Father: It doesn't matter which side you're on.
"Okay, now I know that it's not nostalgic but this commercial was from last year and I wanted to share it with you because it is one of the greatest Christmas commercials that I have ever seen in my life. And I want to talk about it." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) This has got to be one of the greatest commercials from Apple. In this commercial, we see a family who are traveling and you have two sisters that are busy bickering with each other during the trip. And the only thing to calm them down is the iPad. All while music from Up starts playing. They arrive to see their grandfather, who's alone during the holiday season because his wife sadly passed away. The girls go through old photos of their grandmother and play their grandparents' wedding tape. So, they decide to give him the greatest gift ever.
Girl: It's for all of you.
(The grandfather opens the gift, only to pull out an iPad)
Mother: Ha ha, girls.
(A slideshow plays on the iPad as the girl taps on the screen)
Sean: (Narrating) They start watching a movie of how their grandmother fell in love with their grandfather, which makes him happy.
(They come to a next clip, which features their grandmother and the caption that reads "Nana might not be here". He starts crying as the next clip shows the family together in one photo with their grandmother added into the photo)
Mother: Oh, look. She's right there.
Grandfather: (Cries) Absolutely brilliant, both of you. Thank you.
(The little girl smiles at her grandfather, while the tagline "Make Someone's Holiday" appears, followed by the Apple logo)
We cut back to Sean, who is seen wiping tears from off of his face after watching the commercial before looking back at the camera to regain his composure.
"Sorry, I got a little emotional from watching that commercial." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, no kidding! This commercial will make you teary eyed. That moment where the grandfather cries from seeing his late wife had me in tears every time. The commercial was beautiful. It had some great acting, it was very emotional, it was Apple at it's best. You know how Apple products tell stories and I feel like that this commercial really shows it. It shows how an Apple product impacts people's lives. If you haven't checked it out yet, then go check it out on YouTube. It's a really good commercial.
(The tagline "Make Someone's Holiday" appears, followed by the Apple logo)
"And that is all for the Top 12 Christmas Commercials. If there are any Christmas commercials that you didn't see in the countdown, then feel free name a few in the comments. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and I'll see you guys next time." Sean said.
Mayhem Critic Tagline- Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge.
And that is all for the Top 12 Christmas Commercials. Sorry that I haven't been able to review some of the Christmas movies that I wanted to review this year but you know what, I'm still gonna review some of them. Next time on The Mayhem Critic, Sean and Lucas take a look at the special Married… With Children Christmas episode from the show's second season simply titled "You Better Watch Out". Then after that review, I might review another Christmas movie before this year ends, I might review either Die Hard 2, Batman Returns or A Christmas Story. Which movie should I review after Married… With Children? Then after that movie review, I will be reviewing Hard Ticket to Hawaii, which is The Mayhem Critic/Up All Knight crossover where Sean, Lucas and Chad will be reviewing the Andy Sidaris movie. Don't forget to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates. I'll see you guys next time. Till next time, my fellow readers.