Putting his new leather jacket in the washing machine at home, the white-haired boy couldn't be any more grateful and happy to have been given such an awesome gift by Loona herself, and she doesn't normally give a present to people. Feeling bored and not having so much to do today, for Loona was out with Blitzo and her coworkers track down and killed an assigned contract that a recently deceased person wants dead, and the female hellhound will not be returning for at least a few hours to hang out with him again. Lincoln decided to probably take a nap in his bed and kill time for the rest of the day.
He had to put up a sign on his bedroom saying: "Napping, do not disturb. That means you, Luan!" On it.
Lincoln was asleep for at least three hours and then he heard the doorbell rang. "Can someone get that!" He complained as he tried drifting back into slumber.
Luna was the one to open the door to reveal a disguised demon. "W'sup, dude?" Said the rocker girl
"Hey. Is Lincoln here?" Said Barbie Wire. "I wanna talk to him."
"Who are you? A friend of his?"
"Well... kinda." Barbie narrowed her eyes. "Names' Barbie Wire."
"Wait. You're Blitzo's sis?" Luna looked surprised.
"Don't remind me." Barbie flatly said in a begrudging voice. "Wait... how do you know about Blitzo?"
"Dude, I am his sister, and this is a big family, dumbass." Luna glared.
"Hey! I wouldn't call me such names if I were you, human." Barbie sounded menacing. "You humans are all the same, actually irrational first, ask questions later."
"Oh you should talk?" Luna said. "Lincoln told me you pointed a gun at him. That is so fucking cool!"
"I had no choice!" Barbie exclaimed.
"What's going on?" Asked Lynn Sr.
"Mom, pop, this is Barbie Wire." Luna pointed to the disguised demon.
"The one that kidnapped Lincoln?" Now Rita began to sound mad at Blitzo' sister, "you have a lot of nerve coming here."
"You never should have come here after kidnapping my own son." Lynn Sr added
"Bad Barbie!" Lily pointed her finger at her. "Bad Barbie!"
"Shut up, drooly!" Barbie said to the baby, making her blow a raspberry at her. Realizing that she was making thing tense, Blitzo' own sister took a breath and calmly stated: "look, I never wanted to kidnap the kid. But he was the only one to help me pull off my grand scheme."
"By helping you get as much drugs as you can?" said Lori. "Literally sleazy."
"What? You can never have too much heroin or cocaine. And... yes, I did threaten him at gunpoint admittedly, but I wasn't really going to shoot him. I was only trying to scare him so he would help me get those drugs. I am not a monster!"
"Your actions tell us otherwise." said Lisa. "You are one, sad, pathetic creature. For that, you have my pity. And you even scammed him by promising him a lot of money as a reward, but it was one one five dollar bill."
"It was all the money I had!" Barbie retorted, before calming herself down again.
"Why are you even here?" Asked Luan
"Well... I wanted to tell him that I'm sorry for putting him through all this, and wanted to go watch a movie with Lincoln, or something similar."
"Pfft, after what you just did?" Lola said. "We don't think so."
"Buh-bye now." Lana sang as Lynn slammed the door on Barbies' face.
"Ok." Barbie said on the other side of the door. "Then I guess you don't want this five layer ice cream cake I bought for you guys."
All of the sisters and both the parents stopped walking and rushed back to the front door to see a yummy tower of ice cream cake that looked so appetizing. "Five layer ice cream cake?" Said the sisters
"All you have to do is let me and and talk to Lincoln, then it will all be yours." Barbie had her sneaky smile on her face. "What do you say?"
"It's going to take a lot more than a yummy cake to change our minds." Lynn Sr put his foot down.
"One of the cake layers has mint." Barbie sang
"Mint!" The dad squealed with joy. "Why didn't you say so!? Come on in!"
Barbie's smile grew wider. "That's what I thought." She said as she went inside the house without a second thought. She activated her Asmodean crystal to turn into her normal demon form and went upstairs to look for Lincoln's room, and noticed the napping sign.
This had to be it because there was no one else taking a nap. That and Lincoln wasn't at the front door with the rest of his family to tell off Barbie.
Not paying attention to the notice, Barbie slowly opened the bedroom door to find Lincoln sleeping soundly on his bed.
"He looks a little cute when he's like this." Barbie thought in her head. She knelt down and gently shook him. "Lincoln?" She sang in a whisper. "Lincoln? Wake up." The boy slowly turned over, still looking groggy, his eyes barely opened. "Rise and shine, kid." Barbie continued trying to get him up. "Wakey-wakey, Lincoln!"
The white-haired still didn't look fully away and turned his back on her as he resumed snoring.
Looking annoyed, Barbie decided to not hold back and shook him violently this time. "Wake up, Rip Van Winkle!"
"What? What? I'm awake!" Lincoln looked startled. "What's going- wait, Barbie?"
"Sorry for waking you up like that." Barbie out him back on the mattress. "I just wanted to talk to you."
"You're not going to make me help you get more drugs, are you?"
"No! No, no, nothing like that. Just... shut up and listen to me." All was silent, except for the faint sound of the birds chirping outside the house. "Look, this isn't easy for me to say, but... I'm sorry about the whole ordeal about having you help me get the drugs. I know I helps you at gunpoint, and I'm... sorry." She looked away from him. "Like I said, Lincoln: you were the only one who could pull it off without making everyone else suspicious.
"Well, I hope you had fun with those drugs at least." Said Lincoln. I really hope I made it worth your while after everything."
"oh you did. And I paid you plenty for the job."
"Yeah, a wad of five." Lincoln said.
"It was all the money I had on me, ok?! Money is tight for me right now!" Lincoln was taken aback by another outburst from Blitzo's junkie sister. Taking yet another breath, Barbie looked away. "I would have got more sponduli on me, if not for Blitzo fucking it all up for me at a summer camp, killing my drug supplier. I could have been the richest imp in all of hell from that business!"
"Well, you were in rehab." Lincoln murmured.
"Look, yes i was in rehab, but i was in there because of that asshole i call my twin brother. Everything is his fault."
"the things between you and Blitzo are none of my business." Lincoln pointed.
"I know that, Lincoln. But... he might fuck with your life too, like he did mine.
"Come on, he hasn't done anything like that to me."
"He will one day." said Barbie, wrapping her arm around his shoulders. "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day he will. I know it."
"Lincoln?" a voice called. It was Loona. "Are you here kiddo?"
"Oh no." Barbie groaned, recognizing that voice. The female hellhound barged in the room without knocking, like he would normally do, and was about to greet Lincoln when she looked at Barbie, freezing in mid-sentence
"You?!" Loona growled, barring her sharp teeth at Blitzo' sister. "What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Relax, mutt. I just wanted to apologize to Lincoln for kidnapping him before, and making him help me get more drugs for myself."
"Pfft, you're sorry?" Loona said sarcastically. "Yeah, everything is fine now that you apologize."
"You know what, fuck you!" then Loona pinned Barbie against the bedroom wall with her right hand getting a firm grip on her scrawny throat. "I warned you to stay away from him, but you didn't listen. Now i'll break your neck for it!"
"Stop! Please!" Lincoln said.
Loona glanced back at Lincoln and then back to Barbie, and her angry face slowly turned to calm as she instantly let go of Barbie, making her squirm away from Loona as she was coughing. "I'm watching you." Loona gave Barbie the gesture with two fingers from her eyes to the direction of Blitzo' sister. Then Barbie growled and activated her crystal to transport herself back to hell. Looking back at Lincoln with a worried look on her face, she knelt on her left knee and said: "You ok, Lincoln?"
"Yeah. she didn't hurt me."
"good."