Queen Bee didn't know exactly to know what to think about all that Lincoln had told her about the unintentional, possibly lethal prank on Ronnie Anne. Of course she was shocked, but she understood the concept of this.
She can tell that Lincoln looked a little guilty.
"So, as you see, I didn't mean to give her all that stuff from the ipecac; all the way from the vomiting, to the kidney stones, everything. I mean, do you know what it's like to have kidney stones? How painful they are?"
"Oh I have had that before. Eating all that sugar and all."
"That's easy for you to say," Blitzo pointed. "You women don't have dicks like we men do."
"Blitzo!" Moxxie scolded his boss.
An unexpected response was heard from Bee, which was a small, adorable laugh from her. "True, that is so true. But it's still painful in me, like little microscopic, white-hot knives piercing inside your back." Then she looked back at Lincoln, "Lincoln, to be fair, granted it was a little extreme, your friend should apologize to you. Besides, I think she has learned her lesson about pranking you like this."
Lincoln let this sink in, and replied: "yeah, who am I kidding? I already got out of being grounded for two weeks for it anyway."
"There you go, honey." The queen of gluttony gently ruffled the boys' white hair playfully. "So how do you like it down here in Hell?"
"Honestly, against my better judgment, it doesn't look so bad. I guess the eternal torment in the afterlife is mostly just religious propaganda."
"Ugh, it is." said Bee with disdain. "Those fucking Holier-than-thou fuckers that preach and preach and never learn to shut the fuck up."
"If you ask us, buddy," said Blitzo. "Many people up in heaven are a bunch of hypocrites that behave like self-righteous assholes and think they are all better than us."
"Playing those mini harps all day long, and singing about the lord all day." Millie sounded as equally annoyed and odious about Heaven and its angels."
"Hell is like Earth, Lincoln." Loona reminded him. "But like I mentioned before; a little more lawless than Earth."
"And it's still way better than North Korea."
Bee let out another cute laugh. "I know, right? You would probably be arrested for throwing cool and amazing parties like I would."
"Well, you can always rip Kim Jong Un's pig head right out of his ass." Tex joked. "He's too lazy to even swim."
"Ha! That's a good idea." Bee smirked. "Probably bite his head off like Ozzy Osbourne with the bats back in the eighties."
Lincoln before saying: "yeah, despite being my kidnapped a few times, Hell Ain't so bad as many think it is."
"As long as you watch your step, then yes." Moxxie reminded the kid.
"Right. I just need to take my mind off Ronnie Anne for a while."
"There you go." said Loona, "what's done is done, and you can't change the past." Then she took another sip of her Beezlejuice.
"So honey, you want to see something amazing?" Bee offered Lincoln.
"Sure, what is it?"
"Come with me, I'll show you." Lincoln hopped off his stool and began following the Queen of Gluttony until Loona stopped him.
"Wait a minute," said the female hellhound. "I should come with you. I wanna see what the queen has in store."
"Sure, Loona. The more the merrier." Bee smiled. The queen got all the way up to the upmost floor of her hive house and there was a large disco ball in the center of a large arch or a pillar, and there was a large dance floor, the kind that would glow rainbow lights whenever music was playing. "Behold my private VIP lounge."
"Cool." said Lincoln.
"Hmph. I've seen better." Loona rolled her eyes with her arms crossed. "Doesn't look like much to me."
Bee frowned and said: "uh Loona, is there something you wanna talk about?"
"What? What the fuck are you talking about?" Loona scoffed
"I'm talking about that... no-so-friendly attitude."
"I am a friendly person. And there is sure as Hell nothing to talk about." Loona firmly stated. "I am having a damn good time, I promise you."
Still frowning, Bee decided not to try and push Loona any further. "Ok, just making sure that the Ok vibe is still hanging out here."
"Oh yeah. It is definitely still hanging in there." Loona tried to smile. Deep down, the female hellhound was trying so hard to fight off her hatred and anger and animosity towards the kind Queen of Gluttony. She just wanted to tear the arms off of this bee/hellhound hybrid. Loona thought of how unfair it was for her to not really have any friends at all, and how fucked up her childhood was in the pound before Blitzo adopted her at the age of seventeen. Loona hardly had any friends in her life and it was a cruel kind of life living in a pound before Blitzo finally adopted her under his wing. Yet, Beelzebub here is so well-adored by everyone around her, and the female hellhound bet to herself that Bee never had any difficulties with people all her life, being a queen and all.
Bee probably never had someone pick on her when she was a child, or have an uncaring caretaker in all her life, being a part of Hell's royalty or nobility. There wasa an immense amount of jealousy from Loona towards the queen of Gluttony. Alas, her boyfriend was Vortex, a good friend of Loona, and another friend that was now friends with the queen of Gluttony was Lincoln as well. For that; Loona didn't want to ruin her relationship with either one of those people, and still decided to take one for the team.
"You ok? Loona?" Asked Lincoln. "You seem quiet."
"Huh? Yeah I'm fine, just thinking about... about... how fucked up it would be if Cthulhu existed.
"Cthulhu?" Lincoln asked. "Isn't he that large kaiju or monster with the head like an octopus?"
"Yep, that's the one." Loona nodded her head.
"Shit, if he existed, it would be the end of the world." Bee said. "Not even the strongest bombs or missiles in the world would stop him."
"Good thing he is not real."
Bee made a small chuckle. "Yeah, the Cthulhu mythos is a very, very, very fucked up kind of universe, even more fucked up than Hell, Lincoln."
"I believe you."
"Come here, I wanna show you something." The Queen of Gluttony gently grabbed Lincoln by his left hand, and flew off with him.
"Lincoln!" Loona exclaimed in shock, reaching over to try and grab him, but it was too late. "Fuck!" She gritted her sharp teeth in anger.
Bee flew over with Lincoln in one of her hands to the tallest part of her hive-like palace. It was a nice view of the whole ring. The tall buildings, the beautiful yellow sky, and many cars and vehicles driving by on the streets, looking as small as ants or termites. "I never get tired of this view." Bee put her upper hands under her chin to rest on them. "You know Lincoln, it's not easy being a queen in a whole ring of Hell."
"Yeah, being a queen can be a busy work. But, you throw parties and show everyone a good time." Lincoln said. "Bee, you're literally the life of the party."
Letting out yet another cute chuckle, Bee said: "Yeah, everyone says that about me." then she looked down on him. "Sure i have parties, and make friends. But, i'm still the queen of Gluttony, and i have to watch over all the partygoers and people that love and adore me. Royal shit to do, making sure no one causes any trouble in my parties, that sort of thing. Everyone... everyone looks up to me. They're like... kinda like..."
"Like regular bees loving and worshipping their queen?" Lincoln asked with a smirk.
"Ha! Exactly. But i am the one giving them honey instead of me giving it to them." Bee pointed. "But anyway, have you had any other crazy adventures in Hell since you came down here?"
"Well my friends' sister abducted me in my sleep and forced me to help her recover drugs for her... at gunpoint."
"What?" Queen Bee said. "Did she hurt you?"
"No, but she dragged me along with her plan to help her steal from Fyuk Dong."
"Fyuk Dong?!" the queen said in pure shock. "The Fyuk Dong? The biggest drug dealer in the Greed Ring?"
"Didn't Vortex Tell you Loona kill him?"
"No, he didn't." Bee still looked surprised.
"Well yeah, i had to create a distraction for that guy so Barbie would steal all the drugs from him. But then that is when Loona, and my friends saved me and killed Dong."
"Heh. Well that fucker is as dirty as they come." Bee rolled her eyes.
"Barbie did reward me for helping her... though it was just five dollars."
"Five bucks? What a ripoff."
"I know. I just hope i never have to do anything for her like that ever again. She meant business and had a gun on her."
"Well if she does this again, come to me and i will turn her into moldy gorgonzola."
"But she's Blitzo' sister. he'll be devastated if you kill Barbie
"No, no, i'm not going to kill her. Just maybe... maim her a little, or rip her tail off."
"I know you mean well Bee, but come on. She didn't hurt me. And... Blitzo is trying to patch things up with her."
"Ah, ok." Bee lifted her head offer her hands. They both heard the sounds of grunting and it revealed to be Loona, who managed to climb all the way up here with her claws somehow. At last, when she reached the top, she was panting like she was about to collapse of exhaustion. She felt herself being gently carried by Loona.
"Are you alright, Loona?" Asked Lincoln.
"Never better. Just wanted to see if you were doing ok with Bee,"
