Limousine pulled from the side of the rally of a disclosed group. Multiple talent are on stage and sitting. A screen is above them all.
'We welcome you all to a special press conference to promote Pro Wrestling of Animation, Outlaw Independence. And if you anybody had been offended by the comments and storylines, Mr. Canary deeply apologizes to you all. Now please welcome, Ms. Blake Belladonna'
Blake walk up to the podium.
'Dear, Mr. Canary. I can't stand by to let you run this show because these shows are nothing more but lowbrow and inmature shows. And the biggest insult of them all is to have my coworker, Ruby Rose to participate in this event. Then again, Ruby doesn't have a mind of her own, it's not a huge loss. But competing against a girl name... Burch Small? Who the hell is Burch Small? This show is gonna support not only to a band of shows where they love to bring out racism and sexist jokes, but also they're holding a 10-Bell Salute to an attempted murderer. It's like Joker where these fans are showing support and approve criminal activity and using mental problems to justify the actions! Mr. Canary, I know that you were born in the degenerate 90's where the only thing "Extreme" that was a success is the equally racist, bigotry, misogynistic show of ECW. Hell! If I was born or created 20 years earlier, I would had show support to Eric Bischoff! But I'll come back later, now... I'll let my comrades speak for themselves'.
Blake left the podium.
Nagito Komaeda with the rest of Hope Over Despair walked to the podium.
'I'm here to support Blake and her group here to stop this show. This show is nothing more but promoting a bunch of talentless, parasites of society, the Total Drama characters, who think being on reality television will make them famous. But really, not. And hearing the idea of that some characters of Total Drama will be appearing more PWA events make me sick. It's bad enough we have parasites of Izuku Midoriya, Atsuko Kagari, and Oscar Pine working here, because we only welcome True symbols of Hope, but now we're gonna have more parasites coming? But not only Total Drama, but also the parasites from Undergrads, Clone High, The Boondocks, Life's a Zoo. They're pretty much everything wrong in this society. You got a African-American man who's so deluded that he's a white man, and they portray the one of the only men in history that I would call a symbol of hope, refuse to save the oppressed African-Americans, and would rather live in Canada. A school where I would had supported the idea of only preserve Hope itself, but they would rather live in a normal society and being normal "people", I deem them all to be a bunch of failed experiments and should be put down, then be redesign and do it all over again till they get it right. And a show of a bunch of college students living their lives? Pass. I would rather clean shit from the Symbols of Hope toilets than watch a show where a bunch of college students doing what college students do. Every show that are participating should not be allowed to be in PWA. So, me and my fellow comrades here will join the fight to cancel this show. Thank you'.
Nagito is about leave the podium but Chris McLean from Total Drama appear on the screen. Nagito stayed at the podium.
'Nagito! You think you're done and complain about us parasites appearing in the next PWA event. Well... tell you the bad news but four out of five shows you name drop will be kicking off the first match of night. Our eventful match, is a simple ladder match that we called The Collision Course Match. And the participants are the following; Owen from Total Drama. "failed experiment of" JFK from Clone High. "Our resident college ass kicking boy" Rocko from Undergrads. And "the richest orangutan in the world" Ray from Life's a Zoo. And the other four... we got someone else to name those participants later on'
'Let me guess, this is a show that's a middle finger of progress, is it gonna be a giant ring from Sonic the Hedgehog?'
'Well I guess you just announced our fifth participant, but he might need to find a job after the event. No, it's a simple briefcase retrieval. But can you imagine, a giant ring above the square circle. But like the titled match, this is gonna be a collision course. And I got something in mind for it. See you all there!'
Screen turned off while Nagito shakes his head. Leaving the podium.
Kazuto Kirigaya walked to the podium.
'Well one, I want to start off by saying that Thank God that the Attack on Titan fans finally woken up from their deluded ideology that the show brought anime to mainstream audience, and they'll now start saying that Sword Art Online was the Real reason why anime is mainstream, broke the glass ceiling. Ms. Belladonna over there had already broke so many glass ceilings afterwards for progressive animated women, even Asuna and I will admit to that. Hell, she's the female version of Martin Luther King, Junior. Secondly, Asuna can't make it here because she's busy on promoting Sword Art Online Progressive: Aria of a Starless Night. A movie which that'll make that over hyped edge lord of a movie, Mugen Train. I hope our home of Japan have the sense of making Asuna and I movie number one to show the world of progress. Now, to the concern citizens. Yes, Asuna will be joining us in this event to cancel it. We need to cancel this event or else we're letting our world and progressive lifestyle to be under attack by these radicals. These political incorrect terrorists to perform on this show'
Armin Arlelt appeared on the screen, casual wear.
'Hey everyone. Armin Arlelt from Attack on Titan, and also one of the executive producers of Outlaw Independence...'
'No! Shut up! Keep your mouth shut you Nazi looking bastard! You must be here to save some face from the horrible endings for Attack on Titan! And this must be publicity stunt!'
'Actually, I think Eren gave me a note card for that. Eren send his regards by saying; "Fuck Them Fans, because entitled fans deserved shit". But as a positive side, I'm not here to talk about Attack on Titan. I'm here to talk about...'
'Listen Adolf Arlelt, that's why Attack on Titan is a terrible show and your fans are now woken, and ready to accept that Sword Art Online is the real show that broke anime to mainstream. Because Jaeger doesn't care what anyone says, as long he say fuck the fans. But now I'm even more confused on why you're promoting this show?'
'As a Anime Outlaw that broke all the rules of anime, I'm here to announce my entry for the Collision Course match'
'Oh! So that's why your here? Using me again to promote yourself as the big thing around here. Now get off the screen and leave. Because we're all gonna cancel this show because nobody support a band of Outlaws who's only got a job or made those shows because they're a bunch of racist, insensitive, bigotry, sexists, and being a band of political terrorists of the modern times'.
'I'm surprised that you made it through that with a straight face. But I'm not the only anime character that'll be in the Collision Course match. Next to me...'
Camera pans out to reveal Crimvael from Interspecies Reviewers, casual wear, sitting next to them and a small Union Jack box between them on the table.
'Hi everyone! Yes, I'm here to participate the match so show support...'
'And yet, we have another anime character who's show I'm glad that Funimation cancelled. And now seeing the show where they don't care about the fans and support Nazism, but also a show where they slut shame a bunch of women and proving that all men are just a bunch of sex crazed pigs'.
'This is coming for a guy who has his own harem, which the show pussed out by keep declining that idea but continue to keep telling the same story?'
'Even Asta harem has a more legitimate reason why he doesn't get a harem and avoids it'
'Once this Outlaw Independence will be cancel, you two will be out of a job in the near future'
'You sound exactly like Cancel Culture. Which I should know, because Funimation did sign my show to carry my show. Even though they didn't read what show is about'.
'I got some business to do with Asuna. To show support her movie, so I can't hear more from two of anime's biggest problem children. See you both at your piece of shit show'.
Kazuto left the podium. Both Armin and Crimvael look at each other then shrugs it off. They look at the small box.
'Well... we were supposed to name the third anime character for the Collision Course match'
'And since we'll be going to New York... we might bring in someone who might show us around'
They lift up the box to reveal a graffiti up Millennium Puzzle before they leave.
Natsu Dragneel walked to the podium.
'Why? Why? Why can't we all get along? We live in a world of progression where thank to my show, Fairy Tail, we all don't have to be enemies. But looking at these shows, they don't represent that. They represent everything that's wrong about morality. It's easier if people can be good people. You see... my show may showed off women in sexy attire but we did it with class. And at the end of the day, we show you all that everyone can have a fairy tale ending. And if you support everything that represent Evil, like these show does, then they deserved to be cancel. And that's why I show full support on cancelling this show'
Screen showed Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.
'So... we're an "evil" show?'
'Yeah, I'm saying that. Because you have a joke about some redneck who said the N word and then make a joke around it. Offending people across the world by saying that everyone suck equally, and making fun of their religions. A show where it love showing on how ugly it treat humanity. Your show is nothing more but humanity hating, evil worshiping band of assholes. Why can't you accept that there's good people in this world but you keep promoting that everyone is selfish. And when I heard that your show is gonna be here, I got to show up and beat Evil like what a good guy does. Or I can convince you to change your ways and apologize for everything that you all had done and said'.
'Natsu... you're not the first. And you're not the last to say that. We had them all came after us. We showed the world that there's no such thing of a perfect person nor people. We really want world peace, but it seems that from what Eren showed us, it's impossible because humanity is flawed by mass of numbers. We all can't just do the Talk no Jitsu to bring the world together but just let people be people without changing their views'.
'Then your show should be cancelled. People who spread negativity is just as bad as COVID-19'.
'Well we both know that you won't accept that ideology, so let us promote the event by announcing the next match in the card'
'It's gonna be Stan and I will be in a tag team match against...'
'Let me guess, it's Beavis and Butt-Head since both shows are just as lowbrow and love to piss off everybody because you two shows can'
'Actually... Beavis and Butt-Head got a different match against a different duo on that night'
'So our opponents...'
Screen pan out to reveal Huey and Riley Freeman.
'Hey, everybody'
'Yo!'
'Now that make sense! A show where they justify Donald Trump and White Supremacy in America. Actually both shows are giving groups of Anti-Life and Anti-Progressive to move up into the world because both shows can say and do whatever they want! Hell, the Boondocks have a African-American man denounced and belittled his own people. And during the trail of R-Kelly, like giving him a second chance in life like a good person, you... Huey Freeman, claim what he did is bad. But like Riley there said, he was willingly and consented. I don't know why your show has to come back, because we have even more prouder African-American shows and movies'
'Why? Because we were one of the first that put it on mainstream. Like Marsh and Broflovski here had challenged everyone and even give Cancel Culture a free shot to cancel their show, nobody brought them down. And when we're coming back, it proves our "Outlaw" styles are paying off and we no longer live in a perfect world of black and white that you live in. As a matter of fact, whether you like or not, us "outlaws" were the first waves of progression. When we were first aired, everyone wanted to bring us down and want us to apologizes, but at the end of the day, it's the same people who want us to come back because we were honest with people'.
'Like us in South Park, we don't sugar coat it and just tell it how it is. And we tend to joke about and have a laugh about it'.
'And in this match, apologies here, we have a classic red neck American, an American Jewish, and two African-Americans. Or in your world, black and white. But by the end of the match, we'll show you that there's more colors in this world'
'We bleed the same color but our personalities are totally different'
'So take it or leave it'!
'And that's why you two need to be cancelled, because both of you are spreading this negativity and continue on making bad images to society. So everybody here who had shown full support of the power of spreading positivity to society where we bring actual and proper representation'!
'Then we'll be waiting for this protest to invade Outlaw Independence because... we welcome it all. We're a couple of dicks after all. Riley...?'
'And like the words from Marsh and Broflovski puppet movie with our remix, we'll fuck all the Negative Assholes, and the Positive Pussies! We may all go down together, but we'll come back to kick more ass then ever!'
'Then expect us to kick your asses back to cancellation, because when there's negativity involved, positivity will win in the end!'
Natsu left the podium. Both teams walked away to reveal pictures Beavis and Butt-Head, and Ren and Stimpy in the background with Outlaw Independence poster next to them.
Blake Belladonna walked to the podium with stacks of paper.
'I'm here to show you all, the supporters of cancelling this show on screen with their signatures. So can we see them all?'
Signatures:
-Son Goku
-Naruto Uzumaki
-Entired Jump animated and manga character employees
-Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee, and Yang Xiao Long
-Jaune Arc
-Rooster Teeth animated character employees
-Nagito Komaeda, Gundham Tanaka, Nekomaru Nidai, Sonia Nevermind, and Akane Owari
-Kazuto Kirigaya and Asuna Yuuki
-Ninny Spangcole and Noel Niihashi
-Black Star
-Adora, Catra, Glimmer and Bow
-Entire Fairy Tail guild minus Wendy Marvell
-Louise de La Valliere, and Saito Hiraga
-Meliodas
-Keyaru
-Danganronpa characters employees
-Sebastian Michaelis
-Restarte
'This is only a small portion of signers, but I got more over there where Yang and Weiss are holding. Both Mr. Son, and Mr. Uzumaki won't be attending this show because they got something else to do on that day. But we do have one big supporter who will join us on the event. And thank you, Mr. Son for telling your employees to sign these petitions or else they would be getting a huge pay cut, or fired if they didn't sign it. It was so inspiring, we had to ask Rooster Teeth to do so as well. That's why they were jumble up together, while the other signatures were volunteer signing. And I'm disappointed that the Anarchy Sisters didn't sign because their show was inspired by those perverted, pedophile condoning, dark humor loving, evil worshiping bunch of outlaws called Drawn Together. I'm personally glad we're never gonna get a Season 2 for Panty and Stocking. But I'm not surprised that the Animals Brutality group didn't sign because you got a crime lord, a wolf that kill his own kind, and an abuser who we should never explore with a backstory. And I can't believe that, Izuku Midoriya, Atsuko Kagari, Asta, the Jiha Brothers, Naofumi Iwatani and Raphtalia, the Elric Brothers, Jaeger, Armin Arlelt, Annie Leonhart, Reiner Braun, and the cast of Interspecies Reviewers, Goblin Slayer, Legosi, pretty much any edge lord or hentai series that didn't sign. Oscar Pine and Ruby Rose at first but thankfully they came to their senses and sign the petition. Ichigo Kurosaki but I doubt he still works for Mr. Son. the Higurashi Twins but since they're demons I doubt they don't care about progress. Korra and Asami I can't believe they didn't sign. But I'm sure that privileged Magne who believed that all LGBTQ community people that goes to Hell, and her partner Vagatha who might just be using her so she won't face the wrath of the purge Angels. These characters are traitors of progression. And now...'
Charlotte Magne appear onscreen.
'Hey there, Belladonna. I'm glad that you're starting a rally and press conference about Outlaw Independence, which I'm also an executive producer, alongside with Armin Arlelt, Eric Cartman, and our big time supporter. And secondly, we'll be airing PWA show advertisement after the event. Now...'
'Shut up, Magne. I know that you were one of the minds behind this event. To "celebrate" or basically justified criminal activity. All these shows are just in the way of progression and need to be cancelled. Especially your show, Magne. Your show is basically an animated Borat of LGBTQ. But these fan of yours let it slide by because it's edge lord, dark humor comedy'
'You really have this hate boner for me, don't you? Well it's your freedom of speech and I can't stop you on saying what's on your mind'
'It's... it's not hatred. Standing up for what's right is what I do. And as a concern yet proud progressive American, I can't let your show to continue. And we can go ahead cancelled the other shows but yours come first'
'Time to advertise two other matches...'
'Just say it, Magne! Nobody cares about these politically incorrect shows and characters'
'Well since you did mentioned Drawn Together...'
'Oh for goodness shakes! Just say it!'
'Captain Leslie Hero versus...'
'Let me take a wild guess here. Since you hinted a big time name supporter, he'll be competing wrestling with this so-called "Hero"?'
'Actually, our supporter ain't gonna compete since he's an executive producer. Hero will be wrestling against Maurice Beverley from Big Mouth'
'I thought this was a pro wrestling show, not a Edge and Lita live sex celebration'
'We told both of them, and we tell them that it got to be a short match, because we have three music performances. With the Union Underground we're going across the nation for the first song. And we'll be getting away with murder with Papa Roach to end the night. The second song will be by Red and Blue'
'The Red versus Blue cast would never perform in this God awful event, let alone participate in it'
'Oh. Okay, then. You don't have to be such a dick figure about it'
'And what's the second match?'
'Since Marvel won't be using her in... any MCU projects. We will have Erotica Jones, aka... Stripperella to be in a match'
'Again. I thought this was a pro wrestling show, not a strip club. And she's a failed superhero show with an obvious false origin. And since Stripperella is like a stripper? That's a complete sexist and misogynistic thing in media. Not every women have to be a stripper'
'So... since you're a woman who believes in progression, does that mean you're gonna give them proper jobs and lay down for them when they needed the most?'
'Don't try that reverse psychology on me, because like Jesus Christ who refused the temptation of the Devil, I shall not fall for your trick'
'It's not a trick, it's a serious question'
'And if you want a serious answer, they should be inspired by my wisdom and endurance of a hard life to make them stand on their own two feet with pride'
'You don't have to be condescending, Belladonna. You could had just said, no. Because I respect and admire the hard work they put up and willingly to do this for survival. Hell! I have a porn star living in my hotel'
'Just name her opponent! So I can stop hearing you, Magne!'
'Since you asked "nicely", Belladonna. Stripperella opponent is Adrian Seidelman'
'Is it Intergender Rules? Because I believe Mr. Canary is currently going with Mixed Tag Rules for PWA events'
'Um... never heard of the underrated superhero show, Cybersix? Adrian is a disguise as a man by day, but a female superhero by night'
'That's transphoic! That's an offensive storytelling of trans people! It's like Mulan where they don't discuss the positivity of being a proud transsexual person'
'Are you talking about the 90's movie or the Creator's remake movie?'
'There's nothing wrong about the remake. It's like that perfect horror movie Black Christmas 2019 version, but everyone hate them because they hate the idea of having female leads and women's empowerment. It scares them. But now knowing that there's a superhero show that basically did what Mulan did and failed like Stripperella. These shows must really hate women and transsexuals'
'Well for PWA, we're bringing them in for one night. But unlike the RWBY franchise, they're proud of who they are and they don't have to whore themselves out. Because back at V1 to V3 they had a pimp named, Leopold Stotch. But now, you're stuck with a pimp named Slickback'.
'You know, Magne! Me and my comrades will be coming to Outlaw Independence to not only ruin your show, but also cancelled the shit out of it! And calling RWBY a whore is proving my point that you should be cancelled! Our show will be here far longer than yours, Magne! And I'll prove to everyone that I've always been the best Bisexual character that should had been be recognized by Korra and Adora back at December! I had carried the Pride people on my back then you're acting like your hot shit but really you're really just a flavor of the month!'
'Are you sure this isn't personal between us, Belladonna?'
'No. I was... just channeling Yang's hot headed nature and passionate spirit'
'Right... well I was gonna say something about that but I guess you're dealing a lot of stress, so I'll take my leave. See you all at Outlaw Independence!'
Screen turned off.
'Well... it's time to introduced our big time supporter to aid us on cancelling this event! Please welcome... Mr. Michael Mouse'
Blake leave the podium.
From the limousine, out came out a young business man that's a human version of Mickey Mouse. Walking up to the podium.
'Ladies and gentlemen. To some of you may not know. My name is Mr. Michael Mouse. I came out of my busy scheduled to show my full support of Ms. Belladonna and her Anti Outlaw Group. Because in seven years, we'll be celebrating our 100 Years of Animation. The Birthday of Animation. And I know during my 93 years of a life, I had moments I even I ain't happy about. These were the products of their time. I even punished the following employees of mine for their racism. When I was younger, I thought these were funny but now, as I grew older and wiser, I became woken. And that's why my company producing the live action movie remakes of Peter Pan and hopefully a Pocahontas movies where we can make up to the Native Americans and we'll make Christopher Columbus as the villain. And when I heard about this event during my day of working on the sequel movies, I had to join this movement. On the side note... I had been trying to buy the My Hero Academia series to join the MCU as part of the Young Avengers. And seeing RWBY might need a home, I might consider of buying them out, but I don't know about the rest but we can talk business later. We have to stop this event. Cancel this show, because we don't need reminders of those horrible times of animation. I, Michael Mouse of Disney, will aid everyone here on cancelling this show. And I brought another big time name to aid this crusade. Please welcome, Mr. Bugs Bunny'.
Bug Bunny, humanized, appeared on the screen.
'What's doc?'
'Okay... Bunny, why are you here? Aren't you too busy on selling unneeded things from your company?'
'Well, yes. But I wanted to let you know and the audience that, I am one of the Producers of this event'.
'Wait... You? Why on Walt's green Earth do you have to be part of this event? Aren't you a business man yourself?'
'I'm not at Warner Bros. Headquarters right now, but I wanted to show my support for this show because... when the our younger years when we too were wild, brash and somewhat un-PC time period, but we had learn our way and tend to accept that they're part of our history and we should not only learn from our mistakes. And like that South Park episode where they had that racist flag problem, we too can change while preserving our history'.
'Don't you dare bring up our younger years. We haven't been on screen together nor haven't seen eye-to-eye for 33 years. Plus, your bastard son still giving me problems, even the whole lawsuit from Gray K. Wolf still gives me a headache till this day. And don't you dare bring up South Park. Those little bastards from Colorado paint me as the villain? Why? Because I run a successful business while you're going through harder times?'
'Well you don't what to know who's in our main event'
'Knowing how much of a troll you are, Bunny. I'll bite. Who is in your main event? And if it's you talking, I'm guessing it's one of your employees. If you have any left in that case, because I might take RWBY away, if I want to piss you off'.
'Correct. It'll be Yakko Warner'
'And who else?'
'There's Blitzo from the Helluva Boss series'.
'Okay... I don't pay attention to a rejected Princess show but I guess it'll be a... horrible match, so the fans will be disappointed at the end'.
'And Bimbo'
'Okay, we don't need to bring your daughter-in-law into this event. Just because the shows justified on beating women, you guys don't have to do that. Even you have standards, Bunny. Well actually till this day I don't know if you had standards'.
'Okay. One, that's disrespectful. And two, you know Bimbo. A friend from New York. From the old times'.
'I didn't have any friends from New York at the time. I was a young brash Mouse back then'
'Bimbo. Fleischer. The man who basically created this entire fictional universe of ours...'
'There's no evidence on that man ever created this whole thing!'
'Here we go again. Listen, Mouse. This is why we haven't seen eye-to-eye for over 30 years. You keep spewing that Mr. Disney had invented this, and we'll be celebrating the 100 Years of Mickey in seven years time and I'm looking forward for that. But in three years time we'll be celebrating Animation because without Max Fleischer, all of us wouldn't be born nor created. The first outlaw of animation'.
'And I had made it into an industry that Fleischer couldn't. It's nothing more but a conspiracy theory. And when I see that literal son of a bitch, I will lock him down in the sewers! I heard there's a cult down there where he can join. And for the hell of it, I'll throw Bendy down there because they're the same!'
'So are you gonna come to event, Mouse?'
'I'll see you at Outlaw Independence, Bunny'
Michael walked back to his limo then wave to the audience.
'Now... please enjoy our next PWA show advertisement that'll be coming after, Outlaw Independence'
