The class finally ended. " I'm free!" Ditto exaggerates as they all run away from Quagsire's ugliness. Well, that was to the class. Quagsire thought he was very hot. Well, cool.
Pulse curled his lips as Paarthurnax gazed at him for what seemed to be eternity. Then the little Velociraptor, that's what he decided to call him, raced off to join his bulba and squirt buddies.
Pulse snarled. He hated that lizard. He walked home alone, ignore Jabetu on the way. " I heard about your dad being murdered." Jabetu tried to strike up a conversation.
Pulse only snorted. Jabetu glances at him. " You don't feel sad he's gone?" Jabetu asked him. " It's already gone. It's in the past. Let's stop talking about that bitch and let me walk alone in peace." He growled at her.
Jabetu was taken a back and sadly went at her own pace and floated back to her house. Pulse sighed in relief. " No good jerks. Get all up in my business why don't cha?" Pulse snorted.
His eyes dilated. They turned completely black. " Those detectives will all die if they continue to pursue the truth." He growled, unaware of a shiny presence nearby. He started up his walk again, eyes back to normal.
He shook his head. " They won't find out. I promise you that I won't let them. And if they do." He then chuckled as he swiftly kicked a tree, somehow being a fighting type. The tree got cleanly sliced through. Pulse smirked in satisfaction. " Next time." He chuckled. " It won't be you, Mr. tree."
He trudged onward to his house. In front of it was a sight he should have been prepared for, but even he was taken a back. In front of him was a detective. A very dumb looking one. The Dodou had an eye glass on his face. He turned around, looking at Pulse with his unusually green eyes.
" Greetings, Pulse." The Dodou said, shaking when he addressed him with that name, as if he knew something that Pulse himself knew. Pulse's lips curled backward. No! He can't possibly know about this! Pulse calmed himself.
" I am Detective Paparazz." The Dodou told him, lifting his body a bit and grabbing a pen and paper pad with his claw. He balanced himself on one of his talons. " Papa Razzberry?" Pulse questioned, an amused look on his face.
Not only did this Pokémon look hilarious, he had a funny name. " No. It's Paparazz. Think of it like the word paparazzi, but without the i at the end." Paparazz commented. " Now that I have you, I might as well ask some questions regarding your father's departure. If I may that is." Paparazz said.
Pulse regarded him for a second with a glare. His eyes turned black. No! He will not answer any of this delicious looking bird's questions. His lips peeled back. " Go ahead." Paparazz stated.
His eyes turned back to normal. Paparazz didn't notice, but someone else did. Hiding within the shadows. And he was determined to prove something, something that no one understood.
He was going to prove a Poochyena's innocence and give this Pokémon the kicking out he deserved. He killed his own father. That is something to be kicked out for. The Pokémon continued to secretly watch, his figure hidden by the bushes.
" You should honestly know how it goes, detective. We don't certainly need this useless and silly investigation." Pulse told him. " Tut, tut, Pulse. I am most certain what I am doing. Now answer these questions and I'll be out of your fur." Paparazz told him, waffling a claw.
That made Pulse want to kill him even more. He's a threat. A huge threat. I need to get rid of him. He thought as his claws slid out before he noticed and slipped them back in.
" You haven't asked the questions yet, doc." Pulse growled. " So how can I answer what hasn't been said?" He asked. Paparazz realized his mistake. " Dear me. I'm sorry, lad. You said a friend of yours killed your father am I right?" Paparazz asked.
Pulse nodded, faking a few tears. " I thought she was my friend. She was nice, until she brutally murdered my father out of cold blood and hatred towards his looks. Just cause he looked like the devil." Pulse stated, wiping a fake tear, satisfaction with his acting.
Paparazz nodded. He's so gonna die tonight. Pulse decided as his eyes turned dark. Paparazz wrote down what Pulse told him in his notes, unaware of the young pup's plan. Paparazz didn't even seem to notice his lips snarling. Not too bright. I'm surprised he's even a real detective at this rate. Pulse thought.
" That's all. Thank you for your time. And sorry if I stirred up a bad memory for ya, pal." Paparazz told him, bowing before he suddenly dashed off at a speed that Pulse had no idea any Pokémon was capable of.
His teeth was showing. " I hate him." Pulse snarled as he tossed a rock in the air and shattered it with his teeth, licking up the debris. It tasted like how a rock should be, but Pulse didn't care.
That Dodou looked like him. The bitch that was probably gonna kill him. Seemed like it would be wise to kill him. Pulse nodded his head. " I am going to do it. Tonight." He commented loudly, as he walked inside.
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The bushes wiggled. A head poked out. " So that's whatchu were all riled up about, Poochy." Slider commented. " Right. But we can't stop him, can we?" Ruri asked. " I don't want to stop him." Slider stated. " All I wanted was out of that there joint. But I guess I shall tag along with you. But we must wait. Get enough dirt on this dude. Maybe wait until he tries to kill that Paparazzi dude." Slider commented, taking out something out of his skin.
Ruri's muzzle wrinkled. Pot. She almost gagged at that. David's head popped out of the bushes as she moved her head in happiness. Her head softly bumped into both Ruri's and Slider's. At this point all the other Pokémon ran off screaming freedom and junk. Not Ruri.
" Are we on a secret mission?" David asked, wagging her tail oddly. She licked Slider's cheek. He screamed, " Cooties!" before rubbing his cheek. David also managed to slobber Ruri.
" Look, I appreciate the help. Don't either of you have places to be?" Ruri asked. " Nerp. Want one?" Slider asked as he shoved some pot towards Ruri. " No thanks." She decided, paw in front of her nose. " I'd rather live thanks." She commented.
Slider shrugged. " Your loss. You want one female with male name?" Slider asked David. David shook her head as she just wagged her tail. " Now all we do is wait to catch him in the act, then we steal his gold!" Slider exclaimed. " He has none." Ruri stated. " Oh. Either way I want to punch the idiot's face in." Slider stated, putting his ghost hand into his other.
And that was when Ruri was grateful for the ghost type and David. She knew she couldn't do this. And she figured just now she found a crime fighting team, even if they were themselves criminals some way, shape, or form.
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Pulse yawned as he fell asleep for as long as he could before his assassination plan. Not that the razz bird deserved the word assassination. He was just doing the world a favor by getting rid of the dumb bird.
His eyes opened up when his alarm rang. He slammed his paw angrily at it, destroying it. He snuck off, snarling at the earlier memory of seeing the fat Nidoking. He snuck out the door and started running.
He lifted his nose into the air to find his prey. He sniffed the air. Dodou. He smiled. Perfect. He slowly made his way across the town. He growled as the scent teased him while he searched for the annoying bird. He finally reached a brick house with a nice yellow door.
Drat! He thought as he slammed a forepaw against the ground. He wouldn't be able to just burn the house down into a crisp. The door was made out of wood though. He smirked. There was a way into this old fart's house after all!
Victorious, he opened his mouth and Fire Blast burned down the door. He marched inside with confidence in his face. He snarled, sniffing the air. Dodou was all over the house. He growled. Was there one or more? He asked himself as he stalked around the house, burning all the things in his sight.
This was getting old and annoying. " Hmm? Who's there?" Someone asked and Pulse blinded them with his flameflower. The Dodou cried and collapsed, clawing at their eyes. It only made it worse as when they scratched their eyes, it made them rip their eye lids.
They screamed in pain. Whoever it was, it was not Paparazz. The Dodou continued to claw at their eyes. " Honey! Honey! Honey!" They screamed as they panicked and continued to claw at their eyes. It was now clear this Dodou was a female.
Pathetic. She can't even defend herself the bitch. Pulse thought as he burned her a little more, enjoying her pain. " H-honey?! There's an invader in our home! He's trying to fry me up and eat me!" She cried.
Pulse's claws were now unsheathed. His claws glinted in the moonlight. He feared backwards onto his back paws as he prepared to swipe. He brought his claws down on the female quite a bit. Her screams brought in another Dodou. By then, the light died from the female's eyes.
Her body was mangled. Her skin stripped from her. All over the ground. Blood pooled, hot and sticky underneath Pusle. He lifted his bloodstained claws. The detective's eyes widened. " You. What have you done to my wife?!" He asked, shock on his face.
" You mangled her pretty body you murderer! Show your face so I can arrest you, you idiot!" Paparazz shouted, running at pulse with anger in his eyes. He halted as he saw Pulse's face.
" Y-you?!" He questioned loudly. " You killed her?!" He questioned. " Pulse?!" " Of course it's him. He framed me." A voice said, dashing out in front of Pulse, stopping his claw from striking down the Dodou.
Pulse's face wrinkled. " You! Ugly mutt! Go back to hell! Fuck you bitch!" He growled as he tried to hit her with fire. He wasn't able to as a shadow punched him and morphed into what he found an ugly Gengar. A yipping sound followed and a Lillipup ran in and formed a battle position.
" What is this? Who the hell do you think you are bitches? Go die in hell. There's no need for your meddling." Pulse snarled with insult. " No you." The Gengar said. " I think," the Lillipup began as she sank her fangs into Pulse's skin, surprising him.
" I think you're the one who should be in jail. Even I didn't mangle a Pokémon. Plus your eyes are dark that means you are evil." The Lillipup growled. " Who are you?! And why are you helping this bastard? She betrayed me and killed my father." He tried to hide up.
" Oh please. Stop trying to cover up your pathetic tracks you no good criminal. Jackass." The Gengar snorted as if it was that simple. And to him it probably was. " I don't know what you're talking about. Move aside you fools!" He barked.
" Naw. You shall not pass. There's only room for one baddie here and that's me." The Gengar said. " Who are your friends, Ruri?" Pulse snarled. " It won't matter because he will die soon. I am Slider." The Gengar introduces as he fires a shadow ball at Pulse.
Pulse barely dodged the attack before being bit by Ruri. " And I am the amazing female: David!" The Lillipup said. Pulse was amused by this. " Oh? And you think you can stop me?" He taunted. " Oh I know we can stop you puppy dog pal!" David said as the four Pokémon ran to attack Pulse who only smirked knowingly.