Alastor with one arm under the table, and Chris McLean are in a rodeo booth in an old timey television style while they're looking over at the rodeo, offscreen.
Alastor: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our Summer Stampede event! It's a one night rodeo event where we have eight events for you!
Chris: That's right! We got these eight events, each one better than the next, but nothing isn't gonna top the one I'm looking forward to see the most. Seeing those snobbish elitist jerks against my wonderful cast. Whoever they may be. In a bloody brawl in an empty football Stadium! A Stampede you may ask.
Alastor: Correction! Who in the right mind in the live audience want to see a brawl through the God awful television screen? They must be critically insane. And on the side note, you got the wrong sheet, my insane fellow, because that Stampede Brawl goes to a different set of competitors. Eight lovely and vicious ladies.
Chris: Oops! My bad! I really want to see my cast in a bloody brawl.
Alastor: If you were in the Hazbin Hotel universe, you would make an excellent Sinner or even an Overlord.
Chris: Thanks, but I would rather torture my victims... I mean, give my contestants some grueling obstacles.
Alastor: But we can confirm some matches, even from our last event at P 'n' P.
Chris: Let's go further, back at Dreamwork! We got our opening contest with the loudest brat in the world against an anime royalty...'s son. Black Star, which I was told that his rear end is still hurting from Outlaw Independence.
Alastor: Guess he won't be riding bulls any time soon.
Chris: Actually, he was riding something else. Wink, wink!
Alastor: Then we got ourselves a Open Tag Team Challenge from a woman with a stupid name. Restart?
Chris: I think it's a French name, Ristarté. If not, it's a good thing she works in an Isekai anime for a fresh restart.
Alastor: Ah! That's the name. Yes! She wants her Isekai partner that I'm surprise that he haven't filed a sexual harassment lawsuit on her.
Chris: He can call me. I got some darn good lawyers. I even know one too.
Alastor: Who do you think will take the challenge against this perfectionist team?
Chris: I don't care!
Alastor: Fair enough!
Chris: We have two small girls competing, but here's a hint, it started at Outlaw Independence.
Alastor: Right you are, Chris! Then we'll see this self-proclaimed Ultimate Hope against "hope I don't break my arm today".
Chris: Whoever it is, break a leg. And, aren't you in a match tonight?
Alastor: Correct! (Reveals his unseen hand is being held by a bullrope). I'll be competing in a Alberta Bullrope Match against some wannabe butler who's a demon with a shotacon fetish.
Chris: Make sense. And nice touch on the Alberta part, since it is basically Canada version of Texas. And tonight main event will be a Dungeon Rules Match. It's a simple two-out of-three falls match...
Alastor: But each fall have to end by screaming out of miserable pain by submission.
Chris: It's based by Canadian wrestling royalty's mansion basement. I heard they got a Dungeon down there.
Alastor: I heard the legendary Hart Dungeon is like Canada's version of a torture chamber where they really love torturing young people under a mansion and you can get away with it. Are Canadians really loose on criminal activity? If so, I should had move up here for my crimes against humanity.
Chris: You would, or else I wouldn't be here legally.
Alastor: You have some damn good lawyers. And the match will have two Germans going at it. With no ropes. Just a simple ground and pound brutality. It's like having those two Canadian Frenchmen keep fighting each other forever. Seriously, they been fighting like forever. (Rope being pulled offscreen). Guess we're all out of time, folks! But we'll see you at Summer Stampede! (Been pulled offscreen).
Chris: It'll be the Hottest Day in Summer.
Summer Stampede
"The Hottest Day in Summer"