The Wrestle Festival Face-Off: The Official Card
Undisclosed Studio Arena. AEW Dark setup, minus one tunnel and titantron screen. A ropeless ring with a table setup with a Championship presentation stand. All participants tonight will be wearing casual clothes.
Bridgette nods. "To all sexes representation, welcome to the Festival face-off. This is our cards of the upcoming Wrestle Festival: Road 2 Gold, the Championship Face-Off won't be airing tonight, but tomorrow night. Ladies first!
Adora versus Charlie Morningstar
Akemi Soryuin versus Gina Boyd
Asuna Yuuki versus Junko Enoshima versus Rias Gremory
Akane Owari and Princess Sonia Nevermind versus Mai Tokiha and Natsuki Kuga
Catra and Glimmer versus Erza Scarlet and Yoko Littner versus Satoko Hojo and Yuno Gasai
The Patterson Classic will be part of tomorrow night.
And finally...
Let's open our Face-Off of Night 1 with a twist."
#KAM vs. The Wicked Witches
[Tessa Blanchard: Miss VIP]
High Guardian Spice: Rosemary, Sage, & Thyme.
[AJ Lee: Right Now]
Little Witch Academia: Atsuko Kagari
The Owl House: Luz Noceda
Contracts been sign.
Luz looked happy. About to speak, but Rosemary instantly slap the microphone off her hands then kick the microphone out of the ring. Luz grinned.
"You. Shut up! Don't say a word!" Rosemary looked sour. "You!" She points at Bridgette. "Yeah, you your Spineless Straight! Before I came out here, I got word from the other Spineless Straight, Kovak. Told me that our match is now gonna be a trios match. Screwing Thyme out of the Patterson Classic!" Rosemary goes up to Luz. "I don't know why, but somehow you got something to do with it, Noceda! I was originally gonna tag up with my best friend, a proud supporter of the hashtag: KAM. And we were gonna cruise the night with us winning. With me beating you." She turned to Atsuko. "I don't care about you at all, but be like your show and drop dead because one of your writers lost their magic touch!" Turned back to Luz. "For the passed year, I was hoping you would never come back to PWA. I had spend a small mint on getting you out of the World Championship tournament, but got into the World Tag Team Championship tournament instead with her."
Atsuko grab the microphone. "I want to say that you seem to hate, Rosemary. So may I asked you why?"
Rosemary grinned. "Of course. I originally wanted her to be gone after she attacked me when I eliminated her, fair and square I may asked. But suddenly, she gave me the Canadian Destroyer, which by the way, Bridgette, I hope someone destroy your life you fucking Canuck!" Bridgette looked insulted over that comment. "After I eliminate and hopefully that man died later that night, Grell for being a woman. Luz here gave me an injured neck but to steal a moment away from me. Stealing my victory of the Patterson Classic, and I was planning on kicking the cup down and tossing that memorial belt to a garbage bin since I don't care if he was gay. He's a man, and I just don't like them. Making men cry and moan over my hate for them, makes me happy. If I lived in that piece of shit anime called Worlds End Harem, I would had choked the shit out of those five men, because that was paradise! But the main character is a man, so it's shit to begin with. I hate Luz for stealing everything from me last year's Wrestle Festival. My grand debut was ruined by this Hispanic trash that got themselves cancelled but their audience bitch and moan about them being cancelled. I was hoping you would still be cancelled while I been officially cancelled for my beliefs!" Rosemary angrily spoke.
"So you hate Luz out of jealousy?" Atsuko asked.
"Out of spite. I don't want her to succeed before I do. Because like how Belladonna said to Morningstar, she's basically me but got thirty year old men to bitch about that the got cancelled, but those same audience cancelled my show! Hell! Working here is a damn nightmare because I got an Aboriginal Canadian who claims to be straight-edge, but I think he might be drinking booze like it's their religion. A bitch boy who's best friend is the Adolf Hitler of Anime. This is by far the worst fucking company to work with, I thought I was in Rooster Teeth." Rosemary got up to Luz face.
"Alright then. So you're basically just acting like a little bitch over the quality of the shows. Luz here was something different. You are just some character who's trying to be an edgelord series but really could had been a tween show." Atsuko said to Rosemary.
"I was the very first Crunchyroll Original Show till a bunch of thirty year old men bitch about. But when Luz came by and stole my spot, my moments, and my spotlight to stand next to Blake Belladonna, Korra, Charlie Morningstar, Adora, Harley Quinn, they all been LGBTQ icons and I could had been right there but those thirty year old men just went up to ruined it for me! So I'm hoping they all die! Because I'm still begging for My season 2. My show revival! I deserve it all!"
Luz points at the microphone from Bridgette. Passed it over. "Are you done, Perra?"
"Perra?" Rosemary confused. "Say it in English, if you may."
"No. And that's Spanish for No, if you want to know because I don't want to piss off Mr. Mouse again, last time because I was Bi. But that was my biggest hurdle in this business, in a company that doesn't take pride of what I represent. I didn't steal anyone's moment. Two years ago, when I was still new around the parts. Charlie, Korra, and Adora. All three invited me to that ring at Montreal, Quebec, Canada, to hold up the four fingers." Luz four finger gesture. "Because we were the Four Horsewomen of Pride. Four shows that dares to challenge all who vive en el pasado, and refuse to move on to progress. When I heard about your show back at 2019, I honestly thought you were gonna be a decent show. Not a masterpiece, hell, my show is no masterpiece but it's still a good show. But I saw the critics. I saw comments. I was in your position, but I got more pressure because I'm working under Mr. Michael Mouse, whom I'm not apologizing to, for being Bi to begin with. As a matter of fact, he was the one who apologize to me but I think he only did that to save his pequeño culo. When I walk up to him. He offer his hand, and straight up told me that he was wrong about me, while he's grinding his teeth. Season 3 is in the works, there's word about a possible season 4 or a movie project, but Mr. Mouse stated possibly want to keep it at third for now. And I didn't want to hurt his little ego, I went along with it. But looking back at you, and when you finally debuted... you were... just okay." Luz shrugs.
"Just okay!" Rosemary snapped. "Luzy, Luzy, Luzy. I ain't gonna let you patronize, because you got an entire big company saving your ass while I got nothing at the end of day. So I'm gonna make sure you suffer and lose at the Festival."
"Alright then. But that's your problem. You seem to be bitter over something that's out of your control. Sucks, I know but you just had to deal with all of that and move on. I was ready to move on till the audience want me to have that one more run. At first, I thought it was dumb luck, and being cancelled over a kiss with my hermosa. Being censored by everyone else, but that's the problem. It ain't gonna go away if you close your eyes and walk blindly. No. I choose to accept this moment, and if it's my swan song, then bring me a fat lady to sing. Because I'm going down fighting. But I'm not like you who perra y lloriquea to everyone who looked down on me. To those who hate me, ser elegido en línea, because I'll fight to the bitter end, but I'll walk out with that sweet victory. And for a show that's called High Guardian Spice, but standing right in front of you. You can't out spice a Latina woman, because I'll show you a real high guardian spice, Rosemary." Luz smiled down at Rosemary.
"I'll see you at the Festival." Rosemary walked away with Thyme and Sage.
"You want to know why we went to change this tag team match to a trios match?" Luz asked Rosemary as she walked away.
"Out of spite. I highly doubt there's anyone back there will team up with you two. Because I'm pretty sure literally the entire roster is entering the PC Cup. But also means you're sole the reason why Thyme here can't participate in it." Rosemary walked up to Luz.
"Si about the roster. Because we were gonna asked someone to step down from their slot, but Mr. Canary offered. I couldn't refuse and now, making her debut at the Festival. My hermosa." Luz smiled.
[Jake Atlas: Hold Your Ground]
They wait to see that Amity Blight came out, holding a contract. She walked down to the ring. Rosemary hiding behind Thyme, and holding Sage arm, using her as a shield.
"Are you sure she's even here legally?" Rosemary shouted. Atsuko looked ashamed over that statement.
Parker Kovak walked up to them.
"Are you and the rest of the Spineless Straights out here wanting to get me back by wanting to kill all men?!" Rosemary goes up to the Parker, angrily.
Parker smiled. "Good luck with your match, Ms. Rosemary."
Rosemary angrily walked out with Thyme and Sage following her, Sage apologize to Parker.
Akemi Soryion vs. Gina Boyd
[Tino Sabbatelli: GOAT]
How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Life: Akemi Soryuin
[Lana: Attention]
How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Life: Gina Boyd
Both sign contract.
"Okay..." Akemi sat down. "What dark magic that brought you here? I'm pretty sure all Russian animated characters are getting heat over the Ukraine situation. I'm surprised that you decided to come back." Gina continue to look cold. "First off, congratulations to Hibiki and Ayaka on reaching the Finals by winning a second chance match. Looking forward on that, because I honestly doubt you could had reach it after eating down some God awful Canadian... I would call them meals, but I don't know what they cook should be considered as food." Gina continue to look cold. "Second, welcome back to PWA. I'm honestly surprised that you came back at all since all Russian anime characters were forced to go back to Russia for a PR stunt, but it's great to see you. I truly mean that. I just felt like you would had fit more with Victorian Empire since you seem to fit their motif." Gina continue to look cold towards as Akemi slowly transition to anger. "Is it because I'm with the Global Economy? Well that's simple, I want to aim to the top but for the past year, seeing Ayaka and Hibiki lose their tournament matches, I started to think about my future and what that future holds is becoming the World Champion, but also getting myself the perfect ideal boyfriend since I remembered what Louise said to us last year. About being surrounded by a bunch of muscled hunks but keep dropping the dumbbell. So it was either them, or me at Horror's Eve. I didn't expect them to get that second chance win, and they're now gonna pull off their biggest upset. If they beat the Victorian Empire, but I doubt it since it seems that they basically kept losing to them. Hibiki debut match was a lost to Louise. Me and Ayaka debut at the First Anniversary, we lost to them. They only got lucky into the tournament slot but lost to a Norse idiot and a subservient blonde bimbo. I had to watch some obese Canadian to perform a lap dance towards two sex symbols of anime but only to humiliate them. I clearly don't understand why they had to do that? I still want that muscle show but that still didn't happen. Seeing two well fit people only to be publicly embarrassed by Chris Farley. And luckily, I was originally was scheduled to face some poor little rabbit but had to take her to the vet, and hopefully they put the rabbit down or else she'll start having ten daughters and twenty sons by the time she turns 40. But knowing where she lived and who she hanged out with, I expect her to be on child number 12 because for some reason, people who live in a poor lifestyle tends to breed as fast as rabbits and continue to be in debt." Gina doesn't find the Harriet Bree insults amusing. "Okay, you lost me. Because I don't know what kind of Russian stereotype you're supposed to be. You're not the intellectual icey smile type because you ain't smiling nor smart to stay with Hibiki and Ayaka. You're kind of emotionless and cold-blooded but you seem to be really hot for some reason, I don't know why. You ain't that zealous patriot or else you wouldn't be here. Seriously, which stereotype are you?"
Gina grab the microphone. Double tap before speaking. "You want to know why us Russians are associate with the word, comrade?" Akemi shrugs. "Comrade is what we believe in, even if we don't actually show it, but we fight alongside with our friends till the bitter end. And seeing you, becoming a traitor to your comrade is the worst crime you can do to your own humanity. Actually, during my time away back at Motherland Russia. Rebuilding myself up. And a complete different story, I would had fall under that zealous patriot who aims and kills in the name of cause. But since no one came to give me cause, Hibiki and Ayaka motivated wins cause me to come back under these political circumstances, I had to come back to assist. You want to know what stereotype I am? Well that should be simple because if you're gonna to punish the traitor. And a word to the little Texas jackrabbit, you have to wait first. Because you don't sent a soldier to do a comrade job in this situation. I'm the loyal comrade, and you'll find out why at the Festival since a comrade is far worst than any soldier is gonna do to you." Gina finished.
Akemi playfully smiled, mocking she's scare. "Cute. But something I learn a long time ago is that loyalty is not the currency here. And like Bree, comrade. You'll learn that loyalty always have a price. Because to us in a high class society, there's always a price for loyalty. It just depends how much to pay out, but when loyalty doesn't want to accept a paying offer, then loyalty will find out what happens when money speaks." Akemi stood up and leave a tip for Gina. "That should cover your trip back to Russia."
Gina grab the tip then place it in Bridgette's pockets then should pat before leaving.
The Hime Stars vs. Hope Over Despair
[Nikki Cross: Glasgow Cross]
Danganronpa: Akane Owari & Princess Sonia Nevermind
[Taryn Terrell: Hot Mess]
My-HiME: Mai Tokiha & Natsuki Kuga
All four sign the contracts.
"I may asked on why you two are back?" Mai asked.
Sonia grab the microphone. "Being away for nearly a year, Akane wanted to get her hands on majority of the women's division. And we were scheduled to face the American Death Scythes but Ruby Rose had been forced to retreat back at Texas, due of her being a sister of Yang Xiao Long. And knowing that Xiao Long is basically Belladonna's personal dog, so her sister must had been pulled."
"Don't forget about that Belladonna was right about Ruby. Because it seems that Ruby Rose herself seem to cause all of the problems while trying to be all about her. Belladonna was trying to warn the audience at home about Ruby, but nobody didn't want to listen or see what she sees." Akane added.
"That's correct Akane. Ruby Rose is such an ego maniac, Belladonna was trying to convince Xiao Long about it, and now they're taking actions. And Ruby Rose have to take responsibility for all of her power abusement. But it's sad to see Maka to be alone, but like her mother, Maka got abandoned by another important women. And Ruby Rose is basically acting like hers, abandoned others who needed her the most." Sonia continue to insult Ruby Rose.
"Look, I'm not here to talk about a couple of Americans. They're not important in this situation." Mai felt offended.
"Right. So..." Sonia turned to Akane. "I know this is a stupid question. Who are you two? I only saw you at the PC Cup last year, and I think I heard about you but didn't pay much attention." Sonia looked Mai then to Natsuki.
"How rude of us." Natsuki spoke. "I'm Kuga Natsuki. And this girl right here is my friend from an obscure anime show called My-HiME, or Mai-HiME. Tokiha Mai." Natsuki introduced their team. "And we're the Hime Stars. Mai came up with that name."
"I thought it was a cute name." Mai defended it.
"Right. But I do agree with Mai here, that those American death dealers didn't want to come by due of one of them being an idiot. All year, been sitting in the sidelines, and didn't get passed the first round of the World Tag Team Championship Tournament. But getting passed you two will ascend us to the tag team championships." Natsuki talked.
"And if a couple of two Canadians can beat you two. Then we'll step up and take a swing at you two." Mai added.
"Cute! Now, can we leave? Because I want the Festival to come faster." Akane asked Sonia.
"Yes. We may. But a fair warning to you two. We're expecting on facing a couple of uneducated Americans, but we got two girls that no one actually remember. So expect us to get rid of despair by killing it." Sonia nods.
They all left.
The American Rhodes Church vs. The Red-Headed Bombshells vs. TDI
[Team BAD: Unity]
She-Ra: Catra & Glimmer
[Sasha Banks: Sky's the Limit]
Fairy Tail: Erza Scarlet
Gurren Lagann: Yoko Littner
[Jimmy Jacobs: Sickness and Sorrow]
Higurashi: Satoko Hojo
Mirai Nikki: Yuno Gasai
All six sign the contract.
TDI is sitting at the stage afterwards, and grabbing some popcorn. While ARC and RHB are in the ring, confused.
Adora speak on Catra and Glimmer behalf. "First off, I will return later on, to confront the Devil herself. But that's a challenge that I will go through alone as Bishop Catra and Sister Glimmer will go into this match without the aid of the Church, but they want to bring out another victory for the ARC. Libertism will bring us all to victory. Like how last year that Libertism granted them victory against the white washed Japanese characters who accept their white wash names. Bishop Catra and Sister Glimmer will fight off against two red haired women who believe sex appeal is everything, but in the end they had body shame every other women to those who are watching this on FanFic TV. You two along with Rias Gremory, believe that all women should look like you three, but you're living in the old ways of what an anime women main characters should be, which sadly that's still a thing. But don't worry, the American Rhodes Church will provide a new way of an anime character."
Yoko grab the microphone. "So is that why Glimmer there lost weight and decided to become a sex symbol instead of believing such crap?"
"For your information, Sister Glimmer had put in the work to earn such body. To to others that hard work can be achieved. But unlike your unrealistic bodies, she kept it realistic and believable." Adora refuted.
"That's a fair point." Erza looked amused.
"You!" Adora points at Erza. Looking confused then looked around her before pointing at herself. "Yeah, you. You don't..." Adora grabs her microphone. "You don't get the right to lecture nor agree with whatever point I have to make."
"Then get to the point, blondy." Yoko said.
"You two are symbols of feminism oppression and subjugation. Not everything isn't around your bust size. While better written, and actual intelligent shows were looked over because they don't have big busted women. Hence the feminism oppression and subjugation." Adora said towards Erza and Yoko. "It's either prove that you and your audience are just massive perverts or just doesn't care about a women's empowerment. For example, those beach episodes. Those are a the troupes that the ARC will get rid of. Because nobody doesn't want to see a bunch of teenage girls, wearing skimpy swimsuits, but the ARC will provide a better alternative by having a beach episode but where the main heroine and friends, stuck at work and shows off their drive to have at least one day off in the summer with the ending of them going shopping or getting ready to leave for the beach, and scene." Adora suggested.
"Such a great! Maybe you should have a prom episode instead." Yoko sarcastically mocks.
"Oh no!" Erza joined in. "But that could be sexist since we aren't allow to wear such daring outfits."
"Ha, ha, ha." Adora sarcastically laugh.
"Maybe they're saving that beach and bikinis for their movie that isn't gonna happen" Erza snark.
"You two wouldn't last in my series." Adora grinned.
"No. We would had taken it over from you. If it was the original She-Ra, then yes. We wouldn't last that long." Yoko said.
"There's no such thing as the original She-Ra. That was nothing more but an old representation of an old ways of female discrimination. That version of She-Ra, which I refused to acknowledge since she's part of the toxic male dominated era. I am reborn into her superior, and her true form incarnate. Thanks to the American Messiah, Liberty Iris Rhodes, and the speech from Cody Rhodes, I had found Libertism. Named a church after America and the Rhodes Family. I will lead the way, and we'll continue on being stronger under unity itself." Adora smiled as she's talk about Libertism.
"I think someone just came in their pants." Yuno said.
"And... why are you two are even in this match? I'm honestly baffled." Erza turned to Satoko and Yuno.
Satoko grab the microphone. "We're just here because, why not? If we win, we win. But if we lose, then we'll make everyone else lose much bigger than us."
"So it's pretty much for shits and giggles?" Yoko asked. Both of them nodded.
"And you two..." Adora looks over.
"Okay, Pope Adora. What the hell did we do that pissed off the Cancelled Gods." Satoko is twirling on the chair.
"Not the Cancelled Gods. But to the Libertism Gods!" Adora corrected Satoko, but left everyone confused.
"If you're talking about the Rhodes Family? Then majority of them are still alive. Unless we can bring out Alexis Rhodes, but that might just pissed you off more since we just used her Dub name, or white washed name." Satoko said.
"Never say both her white wash name, and place her in the Holy Rhodes Family where the Dream gave us the Nightmares then the Messiah." Adora went on her knees after saying the Rhodes monikers.
"All this because some dumbass said something about racism." Satoko shaked her head.
"If that was during a black man feud, then I really don't want to imagine if it was an Japanese wrestler." Yuno added.
"I'm actually curious." Yoko turned to Adora. "What would that happen?"
"Bet he would talk about world war two or Pearl Harbor." Satoko said towards Adora who's being frustrated by the topic.
"It would had been tasteful take." Adora ignored it.
"And yet, two Japanese girls of me and Yuno. I doubt Littner is one, but Scarlet is obviously isn't. Is getting a lecture by an American Blonde drama queen over racism. And whoever the drama queen is between you or Rhodes, pick your guess, you're the same in ideology views." Satoko said to Adora.
"As the Pope, I'm willingly to take all of your problems against progress but it's not too late to join Libertism and the American Rhodes Church." Adora completely ignored the comment. "But why would we listen to two girls who talk about anything but acceptance. You got two psychopaths that refuse to let the past die nor want to accept the future? One psycho who went through two killing games in order to bring back her love on but can't move on. And the other is trying to prevent a future to come by pulling her partner into a hundred years of torture and death." Adora looked from TDI then towards RHB. "And you two are just a bunch of sexist pigs who belittled women by looking like a couple of Jessica Rabbits with no expectations. But in Libertism and in the American Rhodes Church, we welcome odd beginnings but we bring and welcome the future. Progress is something both of your sides are afraid of, and we'll show you that Libertism will never die, even if we lose."
"Yuno, I'm pissed. And now I'm motivated." Satoko stood up and walked up to the ring with Yuno.
"Oh, Adora. You did the one thing that you should had never done to a TDI girl. And we only do things for shits and giggles, but when we're motivated, bad things happen." Yuno said to Adora. "And want to know why TDI is a thing?"
"I don't even know what TDI is. Because nobody didn't want to explain it." Adora replied.
"Well TDI is about three things: Tragedy, Despair and Insanity. In any animated show, or specifically in anime, there's that one crazy psychopath that makes the show far more interesting. When we do things out of shits and giggles, it's nothing personal but only fun for us. And if you're not fun, then we'll force you all to play with us. We didn't care about winning titles, unless we'll use it to beat you with it. But when we're pissed and motivated, well, you ain't gonna like what's about to come." Satoko said then ear whisper to Yuno. "And we got something special for the Festival."
"And what will that be? You're gonna be bring out a littler version of you, and dress her up in a skimpy swimsuit?" Adora asked.
"No. Someone is gonna get hurt, and will be send down to the hospital wing on what we're gonna do." Yuno replied.
"Well if you two are making promises, then I got something to say. It doesn't involve with the match itself." Erza interrupted. "This match will be my last match as a tag team wrestler. Yoko will have a new tag team partner, and of course she'll have red hair. And I will be competing in the singles division."
"Good for you." Yuno sarcastically congratulates her.
"Oh, Gasai. I got a question, what kind of poster or figurines did Yuki got? Because I know that it's either Erza and I. Since... who the hell wants you as a figurine?" Yoko asked.
"I think he got a few, but I used them as target practice." Yuno replied.
"Right. But since we're sexists, so got a suggestion. Whoever lose will have to be in a bikini shoot, with me choosing the outfit." Erza said to all of them.
"Why?" Adora is disgusted.
"Why not. Because since it would be funny for us." Erza replied.
"Fuck it. I'm game." Yuno accepted. Satoko shrugs then nods.
"Okay, then. Since America is a democracy, and maybe Libertism, so we're all game here." Yoko smiled.
"I didn't agree to this." Adora angrily said to them all.
"Four beats three. And technically two since you're not involve with this." Erza said to Adora. "And looking at my show's choices, Catra will look great in Jenny's bikini look."
"And what do we get if we win? I honestly doubt they want something in return if they win." Adora asked then doubted TDI.
"We'll come out to the RTC attire and logo. Since we're sexists to your eyes, so we'll cover up and wear something to cover up our sex appeal." Yoko answered, and Erza gives Adora a scout's honor.
"Not a big deal, but I'll agree to those terms." Adora accepted.
"And if we win..." Satoko and Yuno walking up towards Adora. "We want to beat up Bow, just for the hell of it." Satoko revealed.
"That would be racism if you do." Adora if offended.
"Fine! We'll beat up the other two. Or let us spike your Kool-Aid, we need something in return." Yuno asked.
"Then how about this. As the Pope of the American Rhodes Church, and like how Cody Rhodes had accepted punishment, I will allow myself to be whip ten times." Adora suggest.
"Deal!" Both Satoko and Yuno agreed.
"Whoever wins, get what they want but whoever loses will be pay. And pinfall loser only. So the neutral should consider themselves lucky." Erza came up with the rules.
"If TDI pinned us, then one of us will take ten licks. As an example." Yoko clarified.
"Then we'll see you all at the Festival." Adora leaves the arena with a concerned ARC.
Both teams looked happy, then leave the arena.
Asuna Yuuki vs. Junko Enoshima vs. Rias Gremory
[Sasha Banks: Sky's the Limit]
Highschool DxD: Rias Gremory
[Jimmy Jacobs: Sickness and Sorrow]
Danganronpa: Junko Enoshima
[The Pinnacle: Power]
Sword Art Online: Asuna Yuuki
All three sign the contract.
"I'll start things off, I personally hate of you both." Asuna being honest.
Both of them start laughing. Rias spoke. "Well someone is on bitch mode tonight."
"Don't worry about Asuna here. I think she's trying to be an edgelord. Trying to be all tough, but I'm waiting for the moment where she's been capture and her knight in shining armor to save her. Then get the celebratory sex in the end." Junko summarize.
"I doubt the have actual sex, since Kirito is too busy getting STDs from his side chicks, or they need to have their nerve gear to have their sex." Rias corrected Junko.
"Why do they need their nerd gear?" Junko asked.
"Nerve gear!" Asuna snarled.
"Yeah, that. So it's canon that they can actually have sex through their nerve gear with the same stimulation of the real thing." Rias replied.
"How so? Sounds like a bad FanFic idea, or that one episode from Spicy City." Junko made an obscure reference.
"Actually, that's where it became canon. Their creator posted on Wattpad, I think, where Kirito and Asuna had sex during their night together. And it stimulated everything for them." Rias added.
"Wow! Someone should call the FBI since a minor might be sexually assaulted by a much older person." Junko made a valid point. "As for the Kirigaya couple. To be fair Asuna. Like Yuki satisfying Yuno, I highly doubt Kirito would satisfy..." Junko about to make a comment.
"Ah, fuck you, Enoshima!" Asuna interrupted. "How about we take this seriously!"
"I was taking it seriously." Junko said.
"As much I love to see you two to go at it, but I want this to get this over with since I don't want to be around a crazy psychopath, and basically a bitch." Ria insulted both.
"Guess someone been called a psycho." Junko snickered.
"I think she was talking about you, since you're the only psychopath here. And I would rather be called a bitch than a skank. But both psycho and skank can share this word; trash." Asuna said to both of them.
"Trash?" Rias is surprised. "The only trash here right now is both of you since how can something this ravishing sex appeal could be considered as such?"
"Even if I'm cover in trash, I would still look far damn good." Junko joked.
"Stop that!" Asuna angrily snarled at Junko.
"Stop what?" Junko playing coy.
"Stop being that crazy bitch mode, and taking this as a joke." Asuna said.
"Like what my crazy ass friends said, TDI is about being part of a show." Junko happily said.
"Being a crazy psychopath with no empathy to others is considered as the best part of the show?" Asuna asked.
"Well yes. You got Jinx from Arcane, Harley Quinn from the Batman universe, Rebecca's Lee from Black Lagoon and no-surname from Cyberpunk, Anna long name from Shimoneta, Himoko Toga from My Hero Academia, Satoko's friends from her show of Higurashi. We all bring the fun in our shows. We in TDI are living, loving and disliking the idea of being Tragic Lovers, Despaired Damsels, and/or Insane Bitches." Junko answered.
"Cool. Now please tell me why did you want to cause us to be miserable? You cost us, but more specifically me, the chance to become the PWA Diamond Champion." Rias asked Junko.
"Good question, minus her being the champion, but why us?" Asuna agreed to a certain point.
"Like Satoko and Yuno said. Shits and giggles." Junko bluntly replied.
"But why us? There's a whole locker room, and you picked us. So why?" Asuna getting frustrated. "Because right now, I should be in the Collision Course Match, winning My PWA Diamond Championship which I happily purchased for myself so I can belittle the World Champion, and since all of them are part of Shonen Jump female characters, they're all already belittled by default. But because you, Enoshima. I can't do that now and it's your fault." Asuna angrily spoke to Junko.
"That's cool. But since you two want to be the center of attention, so I gave you two my attention. If you two didn't want attention, then why scream out for such." Junko said to them both.
"I don't think one of us say that, well actually, maybe Gremory over there since she pretty much loves to say she's the sexist women in this roster and looking down on all other women that isn't a red head." Asuna said to Rias.
"And yet, this is coming from a woman who thinks she got a perfect husband, surrounding herself with a bunch of minute men, and an ass kissing so-called Goddess, made a championship belt out of a temper tantrum." Rias refuted.
"At least I got a loyal husband rather than being part of a harem, which my show isn't under that genre by the way. Which, I feel sorry that any female character that had to dumb themselves down just to get their crush attention. Like seriously, that's if I fell in love with Midoriya but I got some frog girl, a chubby space girl, a dirty mechanic, a crazy psycho, and some blonde American bimbo, he got a better chance on scoring a date with the invisible girl. Because at least he could have a sad excuse of having an invisible girlfriend who's never there." Asuna insulted Izuku.
"We got one of those in my series." Junko said. "His name is Makoto Naegi. I think my sister was trying to hook herself up with him, but she might got a better chance with Izuku. Due of their freckles."
"But Makoto actually have a Quirk. It's called being the Ultimate Lucky, while Midoriya isn't Ultimate anything. A skinny fat boy who thinks is important, but really got what he wanted since he's a throwing a tantrum." Asuna continue to insult Izuku.
"Did Deku ran over and pissed all over your dog? Because you sound very pissed off at him." Rias asked.
"Got word the from Kira, which I'm gonna spoiled night 2 Face-Off. Thanks to their little boi, Oscar Pine got booted out of PWA for a while, Sokka decided to play hero by giving his Franchise spot to Midoriya while both he and Reiner will be competing in the Tag Finals for Midoriya and Pine place, since both Midoriya and Pine was supposed to be the group tag team. Like how is that fair? Schnee got removed, but they're gonna continue on without me. I suggest to Parker to remove myself from this match and put my pride aside by letting Junko say that she's a bigger girl and Rias a good girl, but she said no." Asuna complained.
Rias laughed. "Now that's too funny to hear that Miss Video Game Awards there didn't get what she wanted."
"God I wish Ruby Rose was here right now. So I can slap her across the face, then Seiya can take a turn afterwards." Asuna angrily said.
"Why Ruby? Why not Belladonna? Schnee? Xiao Long seem to get the heat in their main cast." Junko asked.
"Oh no. Those three got a thing that you two certainly lacks; common sense. Schnee was trying to make America a better place to live in. Xiao Long follows whatever Belladonna says and do. Speaking of, Belladonna was trying to prevent this. And Adora too. Since Charlie got her hands on Marigold, there's a video out there that Marigold being a bigot to the Trans community. And we all shared a locker room to a perverted man, pretending to be Trans. At least that's what Adora said, and I certainly didn't shared a locker room with him. And Belladonna tries to defend her company, but thanks to Ruby, they might be all out of a job. Just because she couldn't get any screentime in her own damn show, she has to punished everyone else to satisfy her pettiness." Asuna shaked her head.
"You do know that their show is called RWBY right? It's about four girls." Rias corrected Asuna.
"Then why name it after Ruby herself? They could had call it something else, but she has to pull out an ego card. Belladonna always said that Ruby has an ego problem. To Ruby, it's about me, me, me, me. Nobody listens to Blake about what she has to deal with." Asuna seems to be happy about Blake. "But still, I should be in the Diamond Championship, but I'm stuck with you two in a triple threat match. So by holding me back on winning a championship, I'm gonna make sure that I'll come out as the victor. And it won't be my first triple threat match"
"Okay, Ruby." Junko joked.
"Ruby?" Asuna confused.
"You two have so much in common. That's so nice to hear that you're willingly to say those nice stuff about us." Junko then started snickering. "But you're still in this match with us rather than being in a championship match just straight up made me laugh."
"You find misery of others funny?" Asuna asked.
"Just misery in-general. I love seeing everyone goes into despair, just fall down into that mental depression and feeling that pain. Making people feel despair just turns me on. And If I lose, even better." Junko smiled.
"And yet, you're making us miserable for your own pleasure." Rias said to Junko. "Let's make a wager. Or in fact, a number one contender's match?"
"To the World Championship? We can't, because Mr. Canary have a system for that, so what will we be fighting for?" Asuna said to Rias.
"I hear I thought Enoshima is supposed to be the dumb blonde hair, but this does prove how much of a brunette bore you really are. The Diamond Championship. Since both me and Yuuki there got screwed over for that championship. And we're all three diamonds to the anime communities." Rias suggest.
Junko scoffs. "Any flavor of the mouth is a so-called diamond, but it's not about sex appeal..."
"Which I disagree with" Rias said.
"But it's how much of a motherfucking impact you bring into the community. Like having a big titted anime girl is nothing special. Hell, I could be flat chested and still steal the whole damn show with my personality alone. And Asuna, I doubt you could do that. Or be sexual appeal but from that Ordinal Scale stunt, at least you had proven that you couldn't get over as a main character, but need some sex appeal to do so. Which sound desperate by the way. You couldn't win with personality. You clearly can't measure up in the body department. What is your role in the series again? Besides being a useless sex toy, which I clearly don't know how you managed to pull that off, but you found a way." Junko poked fun at Asuna.
"I'm game for that number contender's idea. And Enoshima, I'm gonna make sure that you or any of your girls won't ever get a shot for any championship the upcoming year. In fact, I'm gonna make sure that you will get pinned in the match. Gremory, I don't really have much for you, but if you get pinned, then my bad but I'm winning this match, no matter what." Asuna said to them both.
"May the best girl win." Rias smiled.
All of them leave the arena but both Seiya and Tatsuya came by and hold both Rias and Junko back, for Ristarte to hit Rias from behind then kicked Junko down. Asuna walked up to them with a smirked. Spat down on Rias then dirt kick Junko.
Adora vs. Charlie Morningstar
[Team BAD: Unity]
She-Ra: Adora
[Chelsea Green: So Cool]
Hazbin Hotel: Charlie Morningstar
Both of them sign the contract.
"So am I getting jumped? Because not gonna lie, I would be worried that you decided to take the easy way for a win." Charlie asked.
"Don't worry. I want you to be at your hundred percent. And hearing you saying; not gonna lie. Makes me laugh since why would a Devil lie, since that's all they do." Adora said to Charlie.
"Why would I lie?" Charlie asked.
"I don't believe you. Just that simple, really." Adora answered.
"Anyways, I was honestly hoping that both May and Snap could had join in. To take on both of your lackeys, but I guess plans had change. And we made this into a singles match. Regardless on what kind of a match, I'm gonna straight up kick your ass and have you off my back. You're just as obsessive as Belladonna was, last year." Charlie slightly compared.
"You mean when she was trying to stop you on spreading your sickening evil to corrupt the minds? I see it as a different story, because I recall that you had been provoking and tempting her on doing horrible things. Even taking an advantage on her COVID state, but like a valiant hero, she tries." Adora looked around. "But when there's one challenger that went down in flames, there's another that had been waiting for the moment to slay the Devil. I was shocked that you beaten Belladonna at last year's Festival, but I'm glad that she came rise from her failures to become our next World Champion. But things happen because your obsession of her." Adora said to Charlie.
"You had to clear that part for me. How is my obsession cause her to back out?" Charlie asked.
"That's easy. Because you started harassing Marigold, and through him, you cause a domino effect." Adora reveal. "I originally thought that you were just a bad person, I'll admit, I always believe you were just a bad person for being a Devil. But what came afterwards, you became The Devil."
"I'm pretty sure that's my dad, you're talking about." Charlie joked.
"No. Libertism had showed me the way, and at the very beginning of the Arc, I had slightly lost my way but later on, I was proven wrong and now for my lack of faith, it leads to you." Adora continues.
"You said May was a he, but I'm pretty sure that it's canon that he's a she." Charlie slowly corrected Adora.
"You want to know what's sad about the recent events that you had started? Is that, I was trying to prevent what came, but I was too late and you had won a battle by corrupting Marigold, whom I refuse to call them by her, since a video of him belittling and calling insensitive remarks of other Trans people. So he left poor Snap Dragon alone, whom I will personally guide through the PWA locker room since they are manipulators such as yourself, who will use it to devalue themselves by living under your self-destructive lifestyle."
"My self-destructive lifestyle?" Charlie scoffs it off.
"Yes. Because I had never meet an evil such as yourself, who will use company tactics to promote your selfish goals." Adora continue to speak.
"My selfish goals?" Charlie looked around. "You know, two years ago. When PWA was starting with no real goal nor storylines, we all did this because we wanted to do so. But we all have different goals after the Beginning Arc. You want to spread this cult that started as a rib, but now you seem to dive head first over the idea that racism had ended by the birth of the American Messiah, and you speak for her and the Rhodes Family. But in the end, you're just some entitled, extreme progressionist, which by the way, having a blonde hair girl to speak to all other races is gonna go over very well, may I add. And I had to deal with Belladonna from the Pilot to the First Anniversary. Then at the Semifinals where you had got involve. But what I find funny about during that was happening, we had exchanged victories with one another. You had beaten me back at Excelsior, but I had knocked your ass out of the PWA World Championship Tournament back at Summer Stampede. Now our little trilogy will climax at Road 2 Gold. But like last time we square off, I'll be knocking your cultist ass down into the depths of the Inferno, and if you want help, then I'm willingly to open my palm and offer you a hand." Charlie offer a handshake.
"Sound tempting, Morningstar. But you assume that I will be going to hell, since in your political and ideological views that all LGBTQ+ are destined to go straight to hell. To go down to your level of what an LGBTQ+ character should be. But to those who doesn't want to believe such ideologies, I'm right here to offer My hand. To welcome you all to American Rhodes Church, and open your eyes and heart of Libertism. I always believe that. Now to finish off this sermon is by saying; there's no toxic in positivity, because positivity is on the side of all good. Amen!" Adora held her hand up high then the other over her heart.
Charlie chuckled. "You say there's no toxic in positivity, but yet you seem to be drowning by that intoxication sea. Anyone and anything can swim into that intoxication sea. At one point, anyone can feel that intoxication, either good or bad reasons. I had my fair share of intoxication, but only because I want to believe that positive feel but even I had to fight in the end. I don't live in the musical I want to believe, but unlike this ARC thing, I do let reality sets in. And at Wrestle Festival, this extreme progression vision you had is like everyone who wants to look for that fountain of youth."
Adora grinned. "And that fountain of youth is based around intoxication sea. Intoxicate the minds to whomever drink from that water, but positivity is beyond and above all that. Because positivity is nothing more but in the side of all good, and I'm fighting for good against the evil, which you're the equation of."
"I'm the evil equation that been ruining the LGBTQ+ people. Why? Because I'm the Devil bastard daughter?" Charlie asked Adora.
"Because it seems whoever you interact with, you have some bad influence onto them. Telling the LGBTQ+ people are going to Hell. Blake was forced out of the World Championship Finals because she had to deal with you, the real problem of all. Corrupting the Transexuals to make yourself look like a Saint, but really you're the Devil on everyone's shoulders while I'm the Angel who's here to exorcise this Devil. When I first was chosen for this, it was a trial from the Rhodes Family. To fight against the Devil as I was unfaithful and lose some of it when I saw Cody Rhodes had abandoned the progression company of AEW, but that faith return when I saw Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon had got rid of, then now I'm waiting is for the death of WWE. The symbol of oppression from the inside." Adora hold the Book of Libertism closely.
"Why death? A company can still change." Charlie asked.
"You can't change oppression. You had to grab the knife, and willingly to destroy it. Dismembered it. Making sure that no one shall follow oppression or revive it. Change is something that everyone is afraid of. And if you're not willingly to change, then you must consider of making the rightful and hopeful decision." Adora revealed her point of view.
"And yet, another entitled bitch who thinks who knows best. Last year, I had to deal with one. And now I'm dealing with another. But I guess I attract them all for some reason. But I'm gonna be forward with you, change takes time and natural progression. Change isn't something you hold on gun point and say, change it. No. You want to force it in, instead of letting it grow. Like how I prefer to let life take its toll but as time continue to moved forward, the environment will also change with the times. If those who can't move forward with the times, just let them be and let them grow." Charlie compared ideologies.
"But if people aren't willingly to change with those times, then you live them behind and let whatever comes to devour them in the end." Adora disagreed.
"Then you don't believe anyone can change?" Charlie continue to asked. Adora shakes her head. "Then I guess you don't believe this; sometimes it takes a journey through Hell in order to be accepted in Heaven? That's a story of redemption that I offer to everyone who seeks it. And what I'm seeing here is nothing more but another cult with a deluded ideology. I had seen literally cultists in Hell that some had regret it, but some who continues to believe it. The ideology of Libertism and this American Rhodes Church is nothing more but farce."
"A farce? Did Cody Rhodes speech about America and the freedom it provide?" Adora goes up to Charlie.
"No. It's just a bad promo of a man who basically is happy about being a father. Any jackass or in Cody's case, dumbass who's high on excitement."
"You take that back on calling Cody such name." Adora angrily said.
"I won't. And now thinking about it, who would name their child Liberty?" Charlie starting to smirked.
"Don't you dare..." Adora is being provoked.
"Yeah. Just think about what she'll be doing in the next twenty years."
"She'll be the Progressive President of the United States. Who would fix and rebuild the entire country. Her birth alone had already cured racism. In the name of Dream, the Nightmares, and the Messiah. I will sure that this trial will be ARC greatest triumph, and I will get rid of those who stand against a Progressive America under her name." Adora continue to preach.
"I'm technically an American, right? Since, here's a PWA fanfic rules is that if we don't have a canon location on Earth or from a fictional universe, you'll be under the based place like Louise from Familiar of Zero or majority of the Attack on Titan characters. And if you don't have a proper location then you'll be under the production location, like how Belladonna is from Austin, Texas, or I'll be a New Yorker since A24 is a New York company where my show will be produced, or a better example, you're from Glendale, California. At least that's how Mr. Canary said to me when we were producing Outlaw Independence." Charlie explained the location definition.
Adora grinned. "And like how Walt Disney beaten Max Fleischer. A stronger brand of progression will win in the end. And I'm gonna make sure that the ARC will continue on making a better Progressive America."
"Then you'll find out why natural progression will always surpass extremist progression." Charlie smiled.
"Natural progression?" Adora slightly nods. "So does that natural progression require to screw others over? I, am trying to bring everybody to that welcoming future that Libertism and the ARC will be creating. So to you, will you be proud that you had left others who can't see it nor join it?"
"There's a reason why I'm this Devil you made me into. I'm not allow to reach it, only help out others who haven't reach it. If this progressive future is Paradiso, then I'm the Virgil to their all Dantes to walk through the Inferno. I'm destined to be left behind, but what I'm seeing here, is that you're not this Paradiso representative you claim to be." Charlie said.
"Then what am I?" Adora asked.
"This whole American Rhodes Church is nothing but a place where those who to deal with in Purgatorio." Charlie reveal.
"Purgatory? You think in your view that Libertism is purgatory to you?" Adora asked.
"If you believe that I'm hell, then you're purgatory." Charlie answered.
"I find that highly offensive. Since you believe there's a middle in this, you're completely wrong. There isn't a middle, because you either be on one side, or the other. And calling Libertism isn't on the Paradise side is highly offensive." Adora said to Charlie.
"And that's why you're gonna lose. You don't think people can change, but I believe people can. And I got something special for you at the Festival." Charlie smiled.
"Mind games?" Adora asked.
"Yupe. Something you will love." Charlie answered. "Because are you ready for an American nightmare?"
"Then be prepared for a rude wake call."
Both parties left the ring.
"Now our Night 2, Men's Night card. Same rules apply for the Championship Face-Off, but we'll present their PC participants.
DENJI versus Goku Son
Gundam Tanaka, Nagito Komaeda, and Nekomaru Nidai versus Mamoru Chiba, ORE, and Yumoto Hakone
Andrew Hanbridge, Byakuya Togami, and Lux Bonteri versus Don Gracefield, Ogun Montgomery, and Riley Freeman
ASTA, Luck Voltia, and Magna Swing versus Gajeel Redfox, Laxus Dreyar, and Natsu Dragneel versus Inosuke Hashibira, Tanjiro Kamado, and Zenitsu Agatsuma
Let the Patterson Classic participants to take hold."
The Patterson Classic
Bridgette is with the ballcage. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the participants for the men's Patterson Classic!"
The PC Cup and the Memorial Intercontinental Championship presentation.
Alejandro Burromuerto, Boruto Uzumaki, Danny Fenton, Kafka Hibino, Koichi Mizuki, Luffy Monkey D, Marcel Galliard, Naruto Uzumaki, Owen, Porco Galliard, Ritsuka Aoyagi, Seiya Ryuguin, Shinra Kusakabe, Shirou Ogami, Tatsuya Shiba, and Yuji Itadori.
"We'll have twenty participants this year, and each member will have to pick out a ball and present it to Parker backstage."
Ciel grab three for Alejandro and the Galliards. Bow of the ARC grab both Koichi and Ritsuka. Ristarte grab Seiya and Tatsuya. Louis grab for Shirou.
Boruto, Danny, Kafka, Owen, Shinra and Yuji had left after
"On the behalf of Mr. Canary and Pro Wrestling of Animation, good luck in the match."
Ciel grab the microphone. "That's it?"
Louis looked annoyed. "What more do you want? Just grab a ball and leave. How hard can that be?"
"Well, in his case, three balls since I'm pretty sure they haven't dropped yet." Ristarte jabs at Ciel.
"You know, I'll be the first to announced. I'll be the first person entering the match. So I hope you all will feel happy after that." Luffy announced.
Everyone else left in the ring look over their numbers.
"Question..." Naruto grab the microphone without checking, "What happen to the other ball cases?"
Bridgette answered. "We gave out some before the night started. So you will have to wait to see who came out to compete for that night."
Luffy looked over to see Naruto number. "But I do know that me and Uzumaki here will be seeing each other, very very soon." Luffy back pat Naruto. "And like our last year match, I'll be the one that will be standing up top."
"If anyone wants to hear anything from Brazilian, you all either drunk, drugged or both. Hmm... pretty much both actually. So please let the adults talk." Ciel looked down on Luffy.
"Okay!" Luffy pets Ciel then goes to Louis, face-to-face. "I'm listening." Louis smirked.
"I was talking about me, you Brazilian trash!" Ciel angrily yelled at Luffy.
"Yeah, but not many adults just pissed themselves from a one-legged man. And Louis here just shows off more big dick energy than one else." Luffy looked down at Ciel.
"I'll make sure that you'll regret those words, Brazilian." Ciel walked up to Luffy.
"Faça-me, sua vadia inglesa" Luffy smirked. Alejandro and the Galliards are backing Ciel up. "Você e seu pequeno exército de vadias."
Ristarte get in between of them all. "Alright you little boys. If this is a biggest dick contest, Seiya and Tatsuya would had won this without enhancements as you, Luffy. If there's anyone that's winning the PC Cup, it would be someone as perfect as either Seiya or Tatsuya."
Seiya grab a microphone and turned to Tatsuya. "If it comes to both of us, which it will, may the best man wins." Seiya offer a handshake to Tatsuya. Tatsuya accepted who nods to an agreement.
"That's why PERFECTION will the odds on to win. So feel free to toss all your asses over, and we can make this an easy night for the rest." Ristarte talked highly about Seiya and Tatsuya. "When Kira become the Franchise Champion, and Kirito will become the World Champion, we'll owe this event. Asuna will beat the other two tramps. And Marin will become the women's PC winner. Everything will be perfect for us. Then perhaps around next year, both Asuna and Marin will become World and Diamond Champions, or even Tag Team Champions if we play our cards right."
"I don't recall Ms. Kitagawa to be part of your group. But clear to explain though?" Louis asked.
"She hasn't join our group, officially, but she does fit our criteria and rather than playing pretend with those rejects, she needs to in her own kind. By which, us in PERFECTION." Ristarte answered.
"You lot seem that don't want to talk about Libertism." Bow joined in. "Both Ritsuka and Koichi will rise as a phoenix to will win this PC Cup in the name of both Libertism and the American Rhodes Church. Adora has her own goal by going through the demonic entity of Charlie Morningstar. Bishop Catra and Sister Glimmer will have to deals with sexism. And I will go through seven other men to win the Franchise Championship. Koichi and Ritsuka will work as a team and will make sure that if it's down to both of them, they will willingly go over and eliminate themselves to prove the point that everyone can win together. It's not about winning for yourself like how many of you and yours groups are trying to prove."
"I'm gonna toss those two assholes out regardless. And you two if you believe that everyone can win under your cult lifestyle." Luffy walked up to Bow.
"Now easy there, Luffy." Naruto joined in. "I kind of wanting to hear what this man want to say. After all, we can use them to make a better Shonen Jump series if we can learn from them."
"Thank you, Mr. Uzumaki. Because I only have one warning to you all; that eliminating both Ritsuka and Koichi here is considered as homophobic." Bow said to them all.
"Homophobic?" Luffy asked as the rest are confused.
"Yes, Luffy." Bow walked up to Luffy. "But your show should know that, since your show glorified that word since your French chef had famously manipulated and used transwomen to power his pro cisgender lifestyle, then sexually mentally assaulting women by making him feel like he's suffering from hell itself. Your show seem to glorified sexism, racism and all kinds of phobias which nobody had ever attempted to take you down a few notches."
Luffy smirked. "Então você será o único a derrubar o Rei do Anime, ou nada mais é do que conversa?"
"Maybe I will. To correct and get rid of one of the most offensive series out there." Bow goes face-to-face with Luffy but been pulled back by Koichi and Ritsuka. "Going back to Sanji. It reminds me of that type of person, those who think they're acceptive and woked, but they aren't truly since they reject such offer. Sanji doesn't think transexuals are beautiful and sexy, unless they got the right equipment."
"Oh come on! Sanji accept transexuals. He accepted Yamato." Luffy came up with an example.
"Yamato? You mean a person that Sanji still sees as a woman rather than seeing a proud man? That doesn't make Sanji an acceptive human being or being progressive, that's a different take of transphobia and sexist towards a proud trans male." Bow pointed out.
"It's a working progress." Luffy said.
"Don't waste your breathe, Father Bow. He's a Brazilian. You can't expect much from their kind." Ciel insults Luffy.
"Their kind?" Bow turned to Ciel with a disgusted face.
Louis chuckled. "Um, Phantomhive. You should know that you shouldn't say something like that. It's called living in present day, not in the Victorian day."
"Listen here, Phantomhive. I know your living in those Victorian Era type of lifestyles, but by default, that makes you a racist, bigot, fascist, and sexist." Bow walked up to Ciel.
"Alright, alright everyone." Naruto decided to step in. "I think you all need to realize something. And you all need to chill, and just perhaps, you all need to understand that I need to win regardless what you stand. Since..."
"Oh shut up!" All of them spoke up.
"If I want to hear from a blonde President, a south American criminal, a bottom feeding cannibal, a harlot, and a black man who talks about freedom. I would had buy a cheap chair, place it in a park, and shout; that's America for you!" Ciel shouted. Bow, Louis, Luffy, Naruto, and Ristarte are walking towards Ciel. Alejandro and the Galliards are protecting him.
"Phantomhive?" Louis said. "What's stopping us on kicking your small ass right now?"
"We all can't make any kind of altercation towards one another." Ciel replied.
"No. To other participants they can't make any kind of assault to one another. But we never sign such contracts." Ristarte corrected Ciel.
"I'm not even in this match, but..." Bow microphone smash onto the back of Luffy head then ran away with both Koichi and Ritsuka are protecting him.
Ciel left running with the Victorian Empire when everyone was distracted by Luffy and Bow. "You all had this one chance to knock me out, and you're fighting among yourselves. We'll see you all at the Festival!" Ciel shouted then left.
Seiya big booted Louis down then Tatsuya stomp down onto Louis, then Ristarte. They left while Shirou wasn't be able to lay a hand onto either men. Shirou helps Louis up, and Naruto looked happy. Waving everyone then he left the arena.
CENSORED vs. Global Economy
[Tino Sabbatelli: GOAT]
Little Witch Academia: Andrew Hanbridge
Danganronpa: Byakuya Togami
Star Wars: Lux Bonteri
[MVP: Return of the Ronin]
The Promised Neverland: Don Gracefield
Fire Force: Ogun Montgomery
The Boondocks: Riley Freeman
All of them sign the contract.
Byakuya mock counting before speaking. "I guess the vet had taken your little rabbit friend. Unless one of you is one hell of a magician and made her disappeared. Either way, you're homie just left you three when you needed her the most." Andrew and Lux snickered. CENSORED aren't finding it funny. "Have a sense of humor. It's funny. But as an apology, I'll give you your guys an early welfare check." Byakuya pulls out a check book and written down $536 then passed it down into Riley's vest pocket. "Don't spend it all in one place, but you will still have to pay the bills around where you live. I honestly doubt your grandpa wasn't that rich when he dropped dead and cancelled your show again, Freeman." Riley goes up to him. "Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!" Dragon's Wrath came out and provide security. "You don't go anywhere near us, since one hand on us, then these three will jump your asses. I had paid good money for them to provide security of us, and I give them a little extra if they get the job done at the Festival. I wonder why you didn't hire the Dragon's Wrath since unlike a couple of veal which I dine them for up last night, and being served by a couple Geishas, which one of them I made them dressed up a Nezuko and the other as Kanao. And I made sure the former have dog ears and a tail to fit her position..." Tanjiro came out from the back, but Kanao, Inosuke and Zenitsu are trying to pull him back. "Yeah, that's right Kamado. I called a Nezuko cosplayer a little bitch because that's what she is. Now back to you three though, but honestly I don't really care about what happens to you three after you lost Bree. You three will possibly find yourself another girl to replace her when you buy her really nice things, or perhaps buy yourself a prostitute. At least they're cheaper.
Andrew grab a microphone. "Togami. Don't you forget that Bree was a former police officer, or a military officer? Do you think she got involve with some of the abuse? Since remember, the poor hates officers. So maybe they drop Bree off somewhere so they can cap her ass off. Or whatever phrase they use this day."
"That's a good point, Hanbridge. Maybe she's part of their problem. The poor problem." Byakuya smirked.
Ogun said. "Are you guys done with the jokes? Because Bree and I have emergency jobs."
"No." Lux replied bluntly. "Because it's fun to see the commoners continue to beat each other for that one social step up to the promised lands. You know, that imaginary reminds me of all the families I that ended up ruining. Because their fathers, brothers and sons love to overspend everything around my franchise items. They would rather collect toys than doing something productive that could save their families from debt they might have been, but..." Lux pulls out mocked American money then sneeze onto it. Crumble it down. Looking around and toss it to CENSORED. "They would rather buy a Princess Ahsoka Tano toy, thinking they could fuck with."
"Something you couldn't do." Don said to Lux.
"Clearly you didn't see the part where I made the move on her. But I guess like your second season, it didn't see the rest of your manga and went straight ahead in the finale." Lux poked fun at the Promised Neverland.
"But we should be the same since the entire sequel series is a huge misfire." Don poked fun back.
"Ouch!" Lux sarcastically mocks. "That hurts so much, I feel like I'm tortured to watch your Season 2."
"Easy there Gracefield. Lux." Andrew calms both of them down when they're going up to one another. "It's not nice to pick on the less fortunate."
Byakuya spoke in. "It's not their fault that their ways of life is how it is. But if they don't like, they could either try and do better, live under superior people and accept subservience, or just kill each other if they don't like the way life treated them. That's how life is to us. We either be better than what the previous did, be contempt with where you live, or suffer death."
"It's kill or be killed type of sitaution. We got our fortune from killing social standings. Lux has caused so many people to be in debt over toys. Byakuya made a killing in a stock market. And I, made a killing in the anime business. The only person who might be richer than us is possibly Seto Kaiba, but he isn't here, so screw him." Andrew said.
"It clear that you, the poor, would rather shoot each other, or causing riots just for the hell of it. But we make a profit from all that carnage. Destroyed businesses. Ruined homes. We make sure that the consequential price of all your path of destruction is an equal amount. If you can't pay for it, then consider yourself dead to our social standards. Unlike Phantomhive and his ideology that loyalty and obedience is the way of the future, but those same ideologies doesn't match the times. We look ahead, and money is power in the end. Not loyalty. People who believes that pathetical ideology of loyalty are destined to die out first. That's the first step of success." Byakuya said.
"Funny. You three assholes sound like NFFA from the Purge movies." Ogun compared the trio, who all slightly nod in agreement. "But I have a question: how did you two lose to a bunch of cultist in the opening round of the Tag Team tournament?"
Byakuya give Ogun a couple of claps. "Fair question. The answer is simple, which honestly scares me to be honest. We made a bet backstage, and I told Adora that if her tag team wins against us, we would donate nearly fifty million dollars, American, to her Church. We were shocked when we lost to them. So as promised, we donated. Their obsession with this Libertism cult or something is honestly scary, but they are willingly to go that far to win. So I applaud them."
"Alright, that answer our question, rich boy. But when someone takes a fight towards you and your boys, you would run away like a bitch. Like back at Global Warfare. I last remembered that a couple of Nazis beat down a black man like we're reliving world ward 2. But later that night, when both Louis so show off big dick energy and I came back, you two boys left while Togami just bitch out when my Huey made his ass tap out in seconds. That's a different between us. You three seem to back up to rich ass places or hiring corporal mercenaries, like your hoe Ahsoka is." Riley crudely speaks.
"Hoe? I don't think Ahsoka would like that." Lux offended.
"Ri, unlike their Fairy Tail girls, at least Tano got more self-respect. Because I'm pretty sure you can post up a bikini payment on their wall." Ogun compared.
"Plus, the Black Clover and Demon Slayer girls didn't stood that low for actual payment." Don arm pat Gajeel.
Gajeel goes up to Don, but both Riley and Ogun back him up. "You two better back off or else someone is gonna get hurt." Ogun threatens.
"You three don't know what they'll do to you. Money can motivate them to do unspeakable things. And they're currently looking for a female representative, but I could be wrong there. And they can hurt you now since they're not in this match specifically. So we can pay them ten grand each, from each of us to weaken you three for us, but you'll find out that first hand on what money can do." Byakuya smirked. "And as for your comment about us back at Global Warfare. That's simple, like economy itself, empires don't outlive currency. So it's more of a learning lesson towards Phantomhive and his small simple mindset. And for my loss, anyone can get lucky since there was a rabbit at ringside when he beaten me. He'll find out that crossing me will be his biggest mistake. Rather than laying down like a good boy, misery is about happen for little Huey. Now..." Byakuya looking at both Dong and Ogun, "Louie. Dewey." And looked at Riley. "And Webby. You got anything else to say?"
"A few." Riley nods. "How much are you paying for these two protecting your bitch asses?"
"Um..." Andrew thinks. "About five grand per each, from each of us. Why?"
"No reason. We were curious, just..." Riley spoke then both Ogun and Don punch and kicked them down. Riley stomping down on them as the Global Economy left the ring and goes up to the stage looking disgusted. Laxus and Gajeel leave the ring, telling them they're gonna regret that. CENSORED leaves the arena.
The Black Bulls vs. The Demon Slayer Corps vs. The Dragon's Wrath
[Bobby Lashley: Hell Will Be Calling Your Name]
Black Clover: ASTA
[Roman Reigns: The Truth Reigns]
Demon Slayer: Tanjiro Kamado
[CM Punk: This Fire Burns]
Fairy Tail: Natsu Dragneel
All three sign as there's six other signatures already signed.
Natsu grab the microphone. "Okay, you two. I just want to get the hell out of here, and join up with Laxus and Gajeel. They got jumped by three assholes that needs a beating." Natsu angrily spoke. ASTA snickered. "What is it, ASTA? Is there something funny that I said?"
"I just find it funny that whenever someone jump you or your boys, you take it personal. It's not like you cost me a chance to become the PWA Franchise Champion." ASTA replied.
"You're not the only one who got screwed over by Dragneel. I had the cultist preacher on the ropes, but this guy just hit me by a chain punch then been dropped." Tanjiro added.
"And what's your point?" Natsu asked them.
"A bunch of magical mercenaries being assholes, and as a magic knight from my show's universe, I had to take cure of them." ASTA said.
"Get in line, ASTA. Because Dragneel here is a demon, and it's my job to cut the neck of the demon." Tanjiro walked up to Natsu then turned around. "Then again, you're part demon too. So I got to take care of you too."
"You can try, Kamado. You can try." ASTA looked at both Natsu and Tanjiro. "Now, Dragneel. Why on Earth did you and your boys got a beef with the Black Bulls, or even the DSC? Well actually, I can the DSC, but the Black Bulls? Is there something we pissed you off?"
"Besides not being hired for that piece of crap bar, the Censor Bar, yeah. I just love how the Black Bulls is that routing underdog group that everyone love, but in my series, we were actually top dogs and put down every other groups down to their place. Everyone thinks we were underdogs because we cause damages, but we get the results done. We get that high demand jobs. Unlike the Black Bulls do level one RPG that Goblin Slayer did much better. And these black ops mercenaries that get no reward even after when the job is done. Both of your groups missions, someone could had put it up on our board and maybe Team Levy, the Thunder Tribe, hell, Wendy could had solo both of your shows in a single weekend. That's how we roll in Fairy Tail." Natsu explained. "So it's more of a dominance situation."
"Inserting dominance? Such a savage thing to do. It was never a dominance thing within the DSC. It's getting the job done, and do it. That didn't involve money. ASTA show had the implications of getting paid but as an actual job. My show does good will rather than recognition. We did our shows on how we would do it. But your show? If one person decided to flip Lucy off, you would declare world war three on their asses. Your group is more into petty things rather than doing what's good. Only doing good things that benefits you, and your group." Tanjiro said to Natsu.
"Sounds about right." Natsu nods.
"And if both Thanos and Darkseid was coming but your show would treat it like another day of the job with a big payment at the end." ASTA added.
"I really don't know how the Avengers and Justice League have such a hard time with? We could had asked the Scooby-Doo gang to do that, and without Ultra Instant Shaggy there. Just to insult them." Natsu smirked.
"Why would anyone want to hire the Fairy Tail? Because the bills must be hell, and knee deep high?" ASTA asked.
"Because like how Sterling Archer get work done, we just do it and get it done. Our employers would blame us and try to bill us for damage, but we still have results and high recommendations. So it didn't really matter in the end. We got a sweet place, kick ass bar, and one hell of a view." Natsu smiled.
"View?" Tanjiro asked.
"I think he's talking about the ladies." ASTA said to Tanjiro.
"Why the hell would that be a positive?" Tanjiro is confused about it.
"Clearly your women are never gonna be part on the anime sexiest groups." Natsu talked them down.
"What does sexiness can tell how good your show is. I just think it might be a lazy plot structure where creators can't rely on their characters to carry a story." Tanjiro continue to be confused.
"You can tell that to the thirsty fans who love the Pokemon you're carrying." Natsu smirked.
"Have you hit your head somewhere? Because now confusing me as Ash Ketchum." Tanjiro corrects Natsu?
"And here I thought I'm an idiot." ASTA slightly agreed with Natsu. "Alright, away from the women..."
"Wait a minute! Are you saying Nezuko is a Pokemon?" Tanjiro realized. Both of them nodded. "What the hell give you that idea. I was ready to kick the living day lights out of Togami a few moments earlier, and now you two are saying my little sister is a Pokemon? What give you two the rights on that comment?"
"Well what else you call it? You carry her around whenever she shrink down in sizes to be placed inside an object." ASTA compared.
"Whenever you're in trouble, she comes out and wreck some shit. Hell, she evolves into something far more sexy." Natsu added.
"And that why she's a Pokemon?" Tanjiro continue to asked.
"Truth be told. I'm surprise that you didn't her here to do all your matches for you because you couldn't beat Kirigaya and his group last year. Got your ass knocked out cold by Jaeger. I'm surprised that you made it that far into the tournament itself without your OP sister." Natsu criticized Tanjiro.
"You did forgot the important state in that tournament. You forgot that I knocked your ass out from the first round. ASTA here at least made it into the Quarterfinals. But overall, I'm the one who came the closest on reaching the Finals. Jaeger was a sit back, and that's all it was." Tanjiro talked back to Natsu. "And you say that my sister is a Pokemon? Well I guess I can actually call my sister for help, while unlike Gildarts who pretty loves to, and quite literally in his case, fucks off. If you don't believe me, we can go asked the town's drunk."
"You know what. Let make this interesting. Normally it was Mr. Canary original show concept of PWA, but our series have enough characters to hold a show. Then let have a winner of this triple threat trios, get to have their own solo show." ASTA suggest. "Because RWBY, Attack on Titan, and My Hero Academia managed to get one. So why not one of us? To prove one of our shows is the big dog around here, we should get one more solo show."
"As long whoever the champions are, better be ready to put up those prizes because I'm up for it." Natsu agreed.
"Then how about we spice one more deal. Loser loses their boys for one year. From Festival to Festival." Tanjiro added.
"That's good an all, but how the pinfall person have to be the winner's bitch for one year too. And don't worry, ASTA and Tanjiro. Your ladies won't be booted out, because they'll be added into the bitch role, hell, maybe we could make a bikini calender out of them. Sounds fair to me." Natsu added.
"I'm game." ASTA nods.
"Fine then. But you do know what happen to underdogs in this story, right? Because like a fairy tale ending, the underdogs always get the victory in the end." Tanjiro agreed.
"If you want that to happen, I could had gave you two a handicap of: me and the rest of the core cast of Fairy Tail could disappear for seven years. Both of your groups can fight over who's number one till we decided to come back, and back handed everyone else. We ain't gonna sugarcoat it, but it's the truth. Unlike your little cute, underdog stories, when we do shit, we do it with big dicks energy with big tits anarchy. Your shows would be nothing compared to us. You're the underdogs, and we're the top dogs. Hell, both of your groups can gang up on us, but you'll find out why us Dragon's Wrath, showed you what happen when reality comes in." Natsu talked.
All three of them leave.
Hope Over Despair vs. The Magical Boys and Mamoru Chiba
[Sanity: Controlled Chaos]
Danganronpa: Nagito Komaeda
[The Kanellis: True Love]
Sailor Moon: Mamoru Chiba
Both men sign as there's four other signatures already signed.
Nagito is about to leave. "Woah, woah, woah! You don't want to hear anything I have to say about all this?" Mamoru said.
Nagito didn't look amused but decided to sit down. "Alright. Since I'm a man who fights for Hope, I'm willingly to hear what you have to say. I want to hear why this misogynist want to take a swing at me, and why he's fighting for those who are trying to steal the spotlights of anime female characters by stealing Their genre."
"Stealing their genre? The magical girl genre?" Mamoru asked.
"Yes. Because when I saw Magical Girl Ore for the first, that's misogynistic due of that it could had been another girl who's spreading hope to all, but seing her turning into a man just straight up destroy the concept of such genre. What would a man being a magical girl? It's like that equal other boy wanting to be such in Magical Girl Raising Project and protecting the main character is such a disgusting act of misogyny. Stealing motivation and screen time. And spreading misogyny is spreading despair, so it's my and other HOD members to overcome it, by spreading hope to counter it. And if you're on the side of despair, then I'm on the side on hope. But before I get back towards you..." Nagito looked down and leap off to meet Izuku Midoriya out at the audience. "One thing I'm glad Mr. Canary took out your little bitch boy Oscar Pine out of the ring. Sadly, he's also a misogynistic person who should had kept the women of RWBY since they're hopes spreader while Oscar is being the biggest misogynist of them all since he got all of the perks while Ruby Rose had to stay in the sideline. And I hope you lose at the Festival." Nagito got back out of the ring. "Now I got my Deku jab in, now please, refute."
"Clearly, if you're such a hopeful spreader, then why is the main character is a man?" Mamoru asked.
"Easy. They were just a bunch of talentless, average, and not important people who's only there for my entertainment, thinking anyone would care for them. They even sell their own bodies just to be important. If it was from an actual Danganronpa character, and not those fanfics, then I would had actually agreed with. But they ain't, so I can care less about them. Anything else?" Nagito smirked.
"Yes. If you're such a feminist movement, then why does all of your female characters are... well, everything that Pope Adora said about being a female character? Because you're such a hypocrite when it comes to cause, but you're in the one with the worst defense. Having a nurse been used in all kinds of ways. A big titted muscle bound idiot that has nothing on Sakura, that loves to let other people to cop a feel. A small loli girl who spew out to be another sex object. A rocker who admits on pumping her... babies with silicone. A badass swordswoman who been sexually harassed by a pansexual chef. A princess who doesn't know what a blowjob is. A sexist photographer who's hiding criminal activity evidence. And a gamer girl who drools like she's the Niagara Falls and she's the normal one. If you're such a spreader of hope, who can you defend that?" Mamoru asked.
"And this is coming from a father who tongues his own daughter in their second arc?" Nagito snarked. "And Rule 34, you're welcome since his daughter had become..."
Mamoru goes up to his face. "Don't you fucking dare say anything about my daughter, you little piece of shit!" Mamoru barked. "You can say shit about me all you want, but my wife and daughter is off limits!"
"Don't go Will Smith on me, but I do like my chances since let be honest here, you don't have an actual good track record on beating people. All you do is throw a rose and give out a motivation speech. And seeing you pathetically struggle on trying to refute me, it's so sad." Nagito continue to snarks.
"You want me to do actually refute you?" Mamoru angrily asked.
"That sounds actually too hard for you. But please try." Nagito smirked.
"Here's what ORE, Yumoto and I do for the magical girl genre? To prove not all boys doesn't want to be an actual superhero, but we want to spread the love and joy as much as our magical girls counterpart, but us dressing up is to empower them. We were never meant to steal spotlights or steal their genre, because we want to be like them. We love our female counterparts, I'll take the f-word any day of the week, because I would still kick their asses while dressing up like wife. We aren't stealing anything, because they deserve this far more than any of us. And yet, two men here, talking about women's issues. Doesn't that make us misogynistic by default?" Mamoru asked as he's sitting back down.
"First off, you actually suck at this. Secondly, no. Because we're supporters, well actually, I'm a supporter while you're stealing screen time with the other two." Nagito replied.
"Alright, then I'll do this better. Unlike CM Punk who's also a feminist, didn't do jack shit for the women's division while wearing abortion shirts." Mamoru name called.
"I can agree on that one at least." Nagito nods.
"Why you see us a misogynists is because you think we're here to steal that wasn't for us. But you got to remember that ORE is a transexual character, or at least that's what some are stating. But he's the toughest and bravest son of a bitch I ever met, since he's wearing pink. Yumoto, such a sweet kid, he actually looks like me if I was blonde. A bit of an airhead, but so is my wife but he told me that my wife had basically gave him hope. Gave him the motivation ot be the main character of his series. This kid looks up to my wife like she's a Goddess in his eyes. And that's the thing, I'm not even in that factor, but he was so happy to see me last year. When I debut last year, I was originally meant to be a cameo but my wife convinced me. You hear that Nagito? My wife convinced me, and I had to compete, I just thought I would do this for her. And now Usagi had been sideline all year, I had to carry all of it. But all I have to remember that my wife, won at the Pilot. She went coast-to-coast in the Patterson Classic. She motivates me. Unlike other men, women had motivate me far more than some guy in a cape. My daughter, who's also a Magical Girl, had motivated me. My wife and daughter, can accomplish things that I can only dream of, but they continue to motivate me because I fight for them as much they fight for me. ORE and Yumoto, they were inspired by them, to continue to fight on. For the past year, seeing you talking about being a feminist, but all I see is a big asshole who thinks he's in the right. An elitist ass who believes in the his crap, you think you got room to speak on any women behalf. Why? Women can be superheroes, because they have a genre of their own. And men can be magical girls. Both ideologies aren't exclusive, but assholes like you who believes making topics like this into exclusive are creating more damage than you think. Hell, Tanjiro creator is a women, and she had written the single best piece in Shonen Jump. InuYasha creator is a women. The original He-Man show, oh, by the way. Pope Adora you ain't gonna like this, but He-Man had the very first woman writer in animation history and there's not a damn thing you can say to disprove that. A man can inspired a man, like how many stories have that? But women can inspired men. As a matter of fact, ORE and Yumoto are living proof to that. Mr. Canary put more work into the women's division because he was inspired by their athleticism and his father believes women can accomplish things as much as men can do. You got to remember this, Komaeda; since a talentless, pitiful young man with no quirk can beat you last year, then you're gonna remember that this year, a man in a tuxedo who's a damsel, a muscle bound man wearing pink in a sailor uniform, and an airheard that's basically my wife look, will be the ones that are gonna straight up kick your ass. So in short, magical girls that inspired us to spread their hope, over despair that exclusive and keyboard strong style people like you that say, "give women a chance", because I don't see you, or anyone who claims to be a feminist to be laying down and support them when they needed the most. See at the Festival." Mamoru smiled as he leave.
Nagito watches and rolled his eyes. He left.
DENJI vs. Son Goku
[Hiroshi Tanahashi: High Energy]
Dragon Ball: Son Goku
[Baron Corbin: I Bring the Darkness (End of Days)]
Chainsaw Man: DENJI
DENJI sat down and offer his hand after he sign the contract.
Goku sign the contract. "Okay, let's wrap up the show. I got somewhere to be." Goku is about to leave.
"Don't you want to have a little banter before you? To amuse the audience at home?" DENJI asked.
Goku walked next to a sitting DENJI. "No." Goku left the ring.
"Then I guess I'll just talk." DENJI continue to talk while Goku left. "I guess the mighty Goku is afraid on what I want. But I guess like his next movie, maybe Chi-Chi might get a chance to shine on what she could do. Besides being a baby maker, only to go back to the status quo. Like how Gohan fought another Cell, but this time he doesn't get daddy's approval nor his Kamehameha approval. Well actually, he does get a daddy's approval. His real daddy, not this walking trash who didn't know that he had a son, and only Dragon Ball Z Abridged is trying to fix it, but you would cancel their asses because they out did Dragon Ball than whatever crap you'll spew out next. Black Frieza? Ultra Ego Vegeta? I can't wait to see whatever crappy transformation that you can do that outshine those two but with Broly, which Vegeta will be the fourth wheel. But then again, let be honest here. Nobody likes you anymore. You're that main character who only surround himself around more popular characters that everyone else would rather watch, instead of you. But they're afraid that you might toss them over that ledgeless building. Like how Vegeta beat Kid Buu. Oh wait, that didn't happen. Kid Buu died like he's in a Dragon Ball Z movie. And Gohan was the closest to kill him, but no. You have to be that hero. But don't worry, when your Creator will be gone, you'll be wounded animal waiting to be put down."
Goku came back out, turning DENJI around from his chair. "How dare you!"
"How? Because I'm a daring guy. But I guess I finally got your attention, boss." DENJI turn the seat around. "We got much to talk about."
"No, we don't. Because I want to know why are you trying to ruined Shonen Jump with this attitude? I gave you a chance, and now you're just running around my building like you own it. Being a dog who basically love to piss all over the building. Claiming to be your territory. Wanting to make me miserable where I wish I could have you put down. So why try to make your only chance in an anime show, you're trying to get yourself cancel?" Goku asked as he sat down.
"Because I'm tired of you tossing your future down from that ledgeless building. I'm tired of you, just ruining your own Empire by cancelling other manga projects that you had fired and deemed unworthy of your attention. The only attention you gave them, is when you're tossing them over."
"Me? Tossing them over because they couldn't prove me wrong, and I gave them all a fair shot. I gave them all that same treatment. I gave you a fair shot, but since week one when I saw what your story is about, I would had put you down myself if that what your series is about. But both Itadori and Kamado managed to prove me wrong with their attitudes, and following my guidelines. It's only you, that seems to be the one who's rocking the Shonen Jump boat. And now you seem to get some Kaiju and Emma involve with your goal. I got rid of that little smartass, Senku out of PWA. Should teach him a lesson on not letting me making his dad into a main character of his own series." Goku angrily talk about Dr. Stone: Byakuya series. "So like any good boss on taking care of problems."
"And yet you sign Light Yagami, only to bury him in Jump Force." DENJI referenced.
"I didn't care about him at all." Goku smiled.
"But it seems that you never care whoever works for you, unless they have two traits: 1, is Your ideology of a main character; and 2, an instant hit. Deku survive because of the superhero phase that the world was going through. ASTA and Tanjiro survive because he's everything of a main character that you are. And Yuji survive because Attack on Titan was at MAPPA, so any anime following Jaeger will be an instant hit. Then me. I slap on the face of everything you had ever worked for, because I'm the only one who rivaled Jaeger. Not any of your other so-called Champions. Not even you." DENJI smirked.
Goku shake his head. "I don't really care about someone who rejected my generous offer on help, but he didn't like any of my ideas..."
"And yet, his entire show just straight up kicked all of your Champions' shows asses. And to make fun of all other shows, it took a four years break and still kill everyone's ass when it came back. But now, EMMA, Kafka, and I are your best series that will be the future of Shonen Jump. But you purposely won't allow it to happen since we're all a slap of the face of your ideologies. But here's a story element of our enemies. Each time we all fight a monster, it's basically you. The monsters represent you. The Promised Neverland's Demons are you eating the brains since it's your worst enemy, but not only brains outsmart your braun, but also a women can stand toe-to-toe against the Demon. Kafka had to face the Kaiju that could be the symbolism of you, being that giant that wants to cast a shadow over to all till a man become monster to slay you down. And speaking of man becomes monster, I..."
"Wait! You think I'm the monsters in your stories? Why? Is it because I don't see a future with you in it? I'm not a monster, because I'm the one who's willingly to give you and the rest a chance but only to be bitten on the hand because you don't like what I give out. Every other character that works under me are just a bunch of entitled know it alls who think what's best for my company, and telling me what and how to do things. When I took over the previous President, Arale Norimaki, back at 1986, I promised her that I would build a new generation. Seeing Emma, reminds me that she is absolutely nothing like Arale. A slap on the face to everything she had stood for. For nearly 37 long years out of 54 years of Jump, since had took over, I had saw them all come and wanting to work for me. Shonen Jump is about bringing hope, and telling stories about plucky underdogs who had proven that hard work can achieve anything. When I took over, I found the best of the best. Saint Seiya, JoJo Bizarre Adventures, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Rurouni Kenshin. I found them and along with me, we build this company from the ground up as the Gods Generation. Then suddenly when Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece, Hunter x Hunter, Shaman King, and Naruto. The Generation I called them as the Kings Generation. Then the next five; Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Bleach, Death Note, Gin Tama, and Toriko were my last "best" but I considered this brand as the Dark Generation since they made me feel something. So after my meeting, my last meeting with Jaeger, on April 21, 2009, I told Luffy that it's his turn to run the company while I'm gone. I was enjoying my free time. Away from Jump, I finally get to enjoy that vacation till I saw who Luffy had sign. Haikyu, Assassination Classroom, Food Wars, My Hero Academia, and Black Clover, and I call them the Next Generation. I didn't know that his first big five choices he made was odd, but I gave Luffy some slacks since it was his first big five signings till I heard how Attack on Titan, had beaten Luffy, back at 2013. I didn't understood how, but I thought it was a fluke. But what I didn't know that back at October 2, 2011, Freeces got a sequel reboot. I was shocked to hear that Luffy did all of that whenever I wasn't around. The reboot of Hunter x Hunter, the lost to Attack on Titan didn't bother at me at all till... on November 10, 2014, he told Naruto that he wanted to end his series because he wants to be away from my ideology of a main character. And it was after my anime cameo at 2013 with Battle of Gods. So I call Luffy on April 18, 2015, after Resurrection F, that on June 20 of that same year this; get out of my seat." Goku timeline the entire history of his time.
"So you were pissed that Luffy want change, and you said no to it?" DENJI grinned.
"So after I took over again, my first big signing was Boruto which Naruto been wanting to continue on. So I gave him a chance. But I also met, Tanjiro Kamado, and your little friend Emma back there. Tanjiro I had somewhat high hopes for since he's that main character I liked, but Emma? She reminds me of Light since I didn't really like his series, but I gave him a chance. And also Jolyne Cujoh, that I told Jotaro that she's not a real main character in my eyes, but gave her a short term deal. Then I met Ishigami where I just told him that I honestly hate him. He was being a little smartass about it, and the only reason why I didn't cancelled his ass, it's because he father Byakuya looked like a real main character that I would had love to have ten years ago. Then I finally got to Yuji Itadori of Jujutsu Kaisen, and I hate that he just accepted death. That little bastard, wanting to die at the end of his series without a resurrection method. It was a straight up insulting that this series was part of my Shonen Jump. But I sign him. The same reason I signed Demon Slayer and the Promised Neverland. I want to beat Jaeger, but he kept showing me up. So I dub this five as the Worst Generation. Because to me, they're a bunch of failures that I would had never sign to begin if Luffy did his damn job right! I should had left the company to Uzumaki, at least he would had got the job down. Ever since that day, I saw what the anime future looks like, I honest to God I hate them all. I wish I had continue on being an ongoing series, or else none of this would had happen."
"Aren't you forgetting someone? Before the next decade, there was a chainsaw welding maniac came to your office, and slam my idea on your table and said this; I'm your next big series." DENJI smiled.
"Then I sent your mangy ass down to Shonen Jump Plus like the rest of those rejects I don't have faith on. Seeing Emma for the first time, pissed me off so much, I purposely made sure that her show would had been the worst in that Generation. And by insulting her, privately, I told her that she'll get a Goldy Pond movie. Then I send the money for production to fund the Demon Slayer movie, the My Hero Academia movies, and the Jujutsu Kaisen 0 movie. I would rather have them to have that treatment. I even sold her the idea that for school shootings reason, we don't want to have kids holding guns, and it was her most popular arc, I told her it would be a climatic ending, and like a sucker, I she bought it. I rip and toss those papers over that ledge and laugh it all the way to the bank. Emma was nothing more but a entitled brat who thinks she could ever fill the shoes of Arale. I will live as long as I can, to make sure that no more entitled brats like you, Itadori, Midoriya, Asta, Kamado, Emma, Hibino, Ishigami, all of you little bastards that want to ruin this company. Because this company is the symbol of hope, but now it's turning into a darker, and more depressing company where you and the rest of those edgelords are becoming." Goku continue to rant. "I like some of them, I'll admit, and I even liked that Ruby Rose character from America, so I invited her into our one big family. Both she, and Midoriya, and Asta, brought hope to me, but I lost hope in them all when I heard Midoriya creator was sick. So I go up to him by grabbing him by the neck, holding him up high and said this; you better speedrun this ending and get the hell out of my building. Then I heard about RWBY, and saw Jaune Arc and Oscar Pine, I told her, why didn't you bring those two along with you? So I got rid of her. Then finally Asta. I saw him wanting it all. Wanting to be the one to finally replace me. He was perfect of a main character that I was."
"But?" DENJI asked.
"But then told he was ending his series soon, I then lost hope it whatever series come after. But I lost even more hope, that there was an actual series that someone should told me, that I could put my damn hat on them. When I heard about Spy x Family series, I said to myself this; this won't last long. But no. After the anime, I ended up falling in love with this series. Because the main character isn't a cold hearted killer. The daughter is perfect and a perfect damsel. That story was set up perfectly... but it was lump up with you, and Hibino." Goku goes up to DENJI. "Every thing was ruined, because if I know Spy x Family could had been the one to fill in the seat that Luffy failed on doing, I would had ended Dragon Ball Super a couple arcs ago. But no. I can't leave it to Naruto now, because his bastard son keep on failing our expectations. No matter how many times I was convinced by Naruto to put my faith and money into him. He reminds me a lot like Ichigo now. I ain't gonna leave my seat till I find that one perfect series that match My standards. If they can't match it, then they'll get cancelled in the end, no matter how many so-called good series there are, I considered them all as failures in the end. If I can't have the best, then I'll get rid of the rest."
"You know what you need?" DENJI looked sad but smile as he continue to offer his hand. "Is my hand."
"And that. Why do you always want to offer your hand to me? Because I don't really like you to begin with, no in fact, I always hated you because you're everything that I hate about the modern day anime where good guys can't simply be good guys anymore. But now whatever good guys do is now considered as much damage as the bad guys, like the Universe Survival Saga, people say it was my fault, but it was their fault that they don't want to have fun with it. Just have fun you little shits, and let me be a good guy in this damn story of mine. And no matter how many times, you offer your hand, I won't respect you at all, not even a second thought to it. So is there anything else you want to say?" Goku angrily said.
DENJI smirked. "This isn't the hand of respect. I can live without your respect to be clear here. No, this hand represent acceptance."
"Acceptance?" Goku confused. "Accept what?"
Smiled. "The end. Your end."
"My end?" Goku asked. "How so?"
"You're something far worst than what we had ever imagine. You're not this God that created this universe or the next. You're a Devil. Not any other Devil. You're The Devil." DENJI revealed.
"I'm The Devil?" Goku is shocked over that. "How am I The Devil in your eyes?"
"Because you were once this man want to prove that hard work and dedication, and the fandom loved you. Those same fans created this myth. This man had achieved Godhood. But wanna know what's worst? You had accepted the role. You became this God, who had build this place. Build it that Ichigo, Naruto and Luffy. Your first Big Three of Anime. They became Kings under your Godhood. You know what's sad about that. They become the standards of what a main character is supposed to be till Eddie. You know, the man you think that works for you because you wanted Eddie and his brother to be under your rule, not to someone else. He became one of the first to challenge your Empire. Then King Lulu came by with his Black Knights to wreck up your shit. After King Lulu. There's these others you never had given a second look because they're women but they had proven you wrong in the end, the Nevadan Angel of Death, the Mistress of the Scissor Blade, and a little girl carrying a fruit basket came by and start rough shotting all to make the Cat Burglar, the Useless Ninja, and the Soul Reaper looked like the trash. Then finally, the one who broke the God's Will. The Mad Titan himself. That's where you had to bring in the new breed to bring them all down. You send the Hero, he came back in a stretcher. The Slayer, keeps breaking his swords in battle. The Next King of Shonen, but he couldn't match the expectations of his father. The Knight, he's too short to match the rest but he proved to keep going and had outlast the others. All four of them had that one big audience pop till the Mad Titan kept popping them all down, and let them know who runs this crop of anime. Even the current King of Shonen, the Pirate had lost to him the first, then continue to lose to him afterwards. Even you felt that wrath to be humbled. You were humbled for the first time, because Luffy was looking to the future. Naruto left because he filled his role. And Eren became the one who broke God's Will till that all changed... when EMMA came out to be the first of everything. Your new chosen hero who had step into the shadows of the mighty Mad Titan, and survived. People looked over and saw what happens then you realize this, and what happen next? You made her watched what you did to her friends. You tossed them off of that ledgeless building and took over her life. Then after EMMA, you found yourself little red riding hood and wanted her to be part of your team since she fits what a real protagonist but she didn't leave a mark that you were hoping. Instead of tossing her off of that ledgeless building, you let her leave through the back door. Because you found yourself a new red riding hood, but when she failed you. You tossed her over instead of the first. You kept tossing, tossing, and tossing to find the ones that fit your image of what a main character is supposed to be. Till the Curse came by, and you said to yourself, fuck it just let it ride. And the overnight success he become, you made him into that star you were looking for. The Hero, the Slayer, and the Knight had achieved the rewards while the Doll had been forced to call it in early. Then after all that, you look at me and say, "I don't want you to be an anime", and that was after I said I'm taking over. But when you want to have that one anime to finally match it all, you green lit me and here I am. Now we're waiting for Kaiju, but till he comes, I'll make sure that you have ended." DENJI talked about the history.
"Is that it?" Goku isn't impressed. "That is why I had to accept the end? An entitled brat who thinks that I have a future but I keep tossing them all over that ledgeless building?" Goku asked, DENJI nods. "Then clearly you don't understand business. I see why Michael and Vince where like that at the end of the day, since now a bunch of entitled brats think they know what business is. Michael got a Luz problem. Vince got a Levesque problem. And now I got a You problem. We build our empires, and we to do whatever the hell we want to do it."
"Ever heard of Dante's Inferno? Because there's the three faced Devil. And this is where you come in. Those names you mentioned before, they were slaying each face of the Devil, and now there's only one more, and it's my job to take of it. But instead of violently and brutally rip your head off, I offer you my hand. I want to offer you a peaceful, but a much needed death. But you kept coming back like you're an immortal being. But like to everyone who want to live in those so-called simple days, but time is a being who lives in progression. But people think those same progression is an enemy, but time keeps moving forward and doesn't think of going backwards. Those who want to live in the past are causing an equal reaction to the progressive forward. Change and Time are linked and married because they see what the future holds, but only to those who continue on wanting to go back are the ones have become Devils. Mr. McMahon had been stopped by the King. The Witch had dragged Mr. Mouse across forward in time. And now, you will meet the end by a Chainsaw. No more bodies piling up at that building because the future is something you three had feared and wanting to go back to those times. I will offer you one more time. The final offer." DENJI offer his hand.
Goku rejected. "No. Because I ain't done yet. As a matter of fact, I'm only getting started"
"Then I guess, I got a job to do. But if you... somehow survived. Then one day, you'll meet your doomsday, super man. Because you wish it was me who put you out of your misery." DENJI stood up and walked out. "See you at the Festival, and I'll bring the darkness and be your end of days."
Goku sat there with a grinned as DENJI left