Disclosed studio wrestling arena with a ring in the middle. A sole titantron big screen, side LED walls. Small stage with a ring level ramp.
[CM Punk: This Fire Burns]
Natsu enter the arena. Entering the ring then grabs a microphone. Gajeel Redfox and Laxus Dreyar joins him.
"Welcome everybody at home! This is the first time in two years that we had an actual Solo Event. I feel so grateful that everyone here at Fairy Tail, can participate in a Solo Event. Four show to have their own Event. After RWBY, Attack on Titan and finally My Hero Academia. Beating Bitch Boy, and ASTA at Wrestle Festival to earn this show. Originally this was supposed to be this Arc's Beach Storm, but I decided to take over it since in Fairy Tail, every episode an be considered as a beach episode. Fairy Tail: Grand Magic will be an event that we will never forget. But unlike the previous Solo Events, where they didn't have anything to fight for, PWA have Championships. Six in total. Not gonna lie, we could had settle with that, but I decided to continue the PWA Bikini Contest, but unlike last year's, we'll have eight characters from Fairy Tail while we hand pick eight PWA roster members. Before I introduced the the PWA roster, I will introduced our ring announcer first."
The Bikini Contest
["Masayume Chasing" by BoA]
"Levy McGarden!"
Levy enter the arena. Gajeel gives Levy a makeout session before letting her to do her job.
"By the way, you'll be hearing this song all evening, because we haven't choice their theme musics yet. And it's the Grand Magic official theme song, and opening intro of the show. So expect that. Now Levy, introduced our PWA roster bikini participants."
All participants are wearing casual clothes.
[Taryn Tarrell: Everyday Nightmare]
Annie Leonhart
[Sami Callihan: Rise]
Bridgette
[Baron Corbin: I Bring the Darkness (End of Days)]
EMMA
[Shinsuke Nakamura: Subconscious]
Kanao Tsuyuri
[Io Shirai: Genuis of the Sky]
Ochaco Uraraka
[Bullet Club: Last Chance Saloon]
Ruby Rose
[Kaitlyn: Higher]
Tamaki Kotatsu
[Shinsuke Nakamura: The Rising Sun]
Towa Higurashi
All of them are looking either disgusted, rolling their eyes, or not interested in the contest.
"We choose these eight, because everyone loves an underdog story, so we're gonna give them a proper chance. So this is how each round would be, so Levy would you mind?" Natsu asked Levy.
"The rules are follow. All sixteen participants will show off their bikinis. They'll be judged by our judges, and in the first round, four participants on each side will be eliminated. Then the next round, two more eliminations will happen. The third round will have one elimination. And then the final two will participate before the Main Event of the evening."
Natsu applaud. "Thank you, Levy. And since we're gonna give these underdogs a fair chance, there's gonna be a PWA side, and they'll be a Fairy Tail side. All of them could had say no, but I told them all that we got a prize for the winner. Not gonna lie, I'm putting my money on these three to make it to the Finals; the slutty cat girl who's a firewoman; the superhero who loves to wear skin tight outfit; and the big titted goth girl thinking she's actually good. Sure I could had given these eight instead; Junko Enoshima, but no professionals; Marin Kitagawa, even though she could had made it into the Finals or even winning it, but with great respect to PERFECTION to not add her in; Panty Anarchy, we may be Fairy Tail, but still believe in safe sex, and she's even enter this contest, she would had spread STDs to everyone; Ryuko Matoi, originally was supposed to be in this contest, but her sister didn't want to compete since this makes her happy, so we didn't; Noelle Silva, she's just a rich asshole who reject an actual a great group but choose to side with a pornhub category; Rias Gremory, who would had made it into the Finals; Asuna Yuuki, who could had won the whole damn thing, so not gonna lie there, and also with respect to Kirito's wife, we ain't gonna let her do this; and Charlie Morningstar, but let's be honest here, she's just not as hot as Loona. So to make it fair, I just make it to those eight, they might not win it all though, but we'll provide the bikinis for them. Now for the Fairy Tail side."
[Theme Music]
Flare Corona, Hisui E. Fiore, Lucy Heartfilia, Mary Hughes, Mattan Ginger, Risley Law, Sherry Blendy, and Yukino Agria
"Give these partcipants an applause. Thank you sixteen. Now time to go for our next contest, but it's our actual opening match of the evening." Natsu said.
All sixteen participants leave the arena.
During the Fairy Tail participants were about to leave, Gwen of Total Drama came out, shoving one of the participants at the side. She had enter the ring. She forced the microphone from Levy's hand.
"Apologies, but I don't care about the event since I'm pissed from Imperial Crown. Now which one of you cunts backstage had beaten down LeShawna! Is it one of you walking tampons? Is it the Imperial bitch, Setsuna? I know she's a bitch since she came from an actual dog. Did the perfect asshole, Yuuki sent her side dicks to attack LeShawna? The rich girl who been overshadowed by her cast members? Because I ain't leaving till I find out who..."
[Tessa Blanchard: Miss VIP]
Rosemary from High Guardian Spice came out with a grin. "So I'm gonna honest, since I don't want to drag it out. So, I beaten the loud mouth down where she belongs, but since she's..."
Gwen leaves the ring and tackle Rosemary down by double leg takedown. Assaulting Rosemary down. Rosemary pushed Gwen off, but been big booted down. Gwen continue to assault on Rosemary till security came out and separate Gwen from Rosemary. Rosemary rush out of the arena while Gwen is being forced to leave out of the arena.
Natsu applaud. "That's cute, that's cute, that's cute. But no one isn't gonna watch that program. Before we continue on, I'll introduced you all our Judges for the Bikini Contest; Our main judge, the Guild Master of the Fairy Tail, Makarov Dreyar; the Turtle Hermit of the Dragon Ball franchise, Roshi; the Great Sage of Konoha, Jiraiya; The Death Scythe of Soul Eater, Spirit Albarn; and finally, the Champion of the Human Race and Banging the Alien Race, Ataru Moroboshi! We had to pick out the best of the best, and we would had invited Sanji Vinsmoke, but if he saw Crimvael and Snapdragon, he would flip them off while telling them off by saying; "fuck you", then runs off."
Opening Match Announcement
"Our opening contest is the Grand Magic Battle Royal!" Levy announced.
Natsu nods. "That's correct, out opening contest is a battle royal. We'll be doing a Casino Battle Royale rules, but we'll be nixing the rules. And we'll be having it under Gender Neutral Rules. We had asked Pope Adora to approve it, so it means everyone will be treated as equal. We'll have six teams. Yes, it's a team match, a Quartet match. We'll start the match with two teams then every four minutes, a new Quartet team will enter the ring. And then on, it's the tradional battle royal rules till the last survivor or team survives and will be declared the winners. Like the PWA Bikini Contest, we'll have one team represent PWA while the other five Quartets will be from Fairy Tail. Remember, this is a Fairy Tail event. Levy."
[Theme music]
Team Blue Pegasus: Eve Tearm, Hibiki Lates, Jenny Realight, & Ren Akatsuki
Team Lamia Scale: Jura Neekis, Lyon Vastia, Toby Horhorta, & Yuki Suzuki
Team Mermaid Heel: Arana Webb, Beth Vanderwood, Kagura Mikazuchi, & Millianna
Team Quatro Ceberus: Bacchus Groh, Jager, Nobarly, & Rocker
Team Saber Tooth: Minvera Orland, Orga Nanagear, Rogue Cheney, & Sting Eucliffe
"When you're the top dogs, you decide who gets to be in the matches. So yeah, everyone is fair game. And now our PWA representatives."
[Social Outcasts: Outcast]
The MC Rejects: Atsuko Kagari, Izuku Midoriya, Oscar Pine, & Reiner Braun
Natsu spoke. "Give them all a hand and..."
"Question, why choose us?" Atsuko asked.
"Like I said about the Bikini Contest, we need some underdogs, but not gonna lie to everyone here, that's a disgusting term to us. Never say that Fairy Tail is the underdogs, because unlike all animes with those kind of stories, we just come in and wreck shit. Like top dogs should be. And like every other underdogs, you will be..." Natsu grabs a lottery ball then open it up to reveal a number one. "You'll start the match off with whoever drew number two. So good luck." Natsu tossed the lottery ball towards them which Reiner caught it. "And since little Ossy right there loves to be that cute underdog, this will be fun to watch him getting beat up again. But it will also be fun to see Akko getting the equal treatment. Deku getting beat up is without saying. And Reiner, if you want to have a hangman's noose, I'm pretty sure we'll have that ready under the ring at the event."
"That's cute. Tell that to a suicide watch victim here, and to another person who was bullied to be suicided." Reiner thumb points to himself then point to Izuku. "But we'll take that chance. And you're gonna eat those words when I help the little trio here on winning. My goal was never victory, but only helping others. While Sokka is away for now, I'll keep these three safe and guided towards victory." Reiner said. "If anyone got a problem with my friends, will have to deal with me."
"Valiant, but pointless of an underdog. Entertaining, but unrealistic." Natsu scoffs it off while grinning. "So good on you. Now give them all a hand so we can continue with out program here. It's meant to be a quick one."
"What make you think, everyone in Fairy Tail is gonna win at Grand Magic?" Reiner asked.
"Think? No, we know we're gonna win. Because if this was one of those shows where we have a useless protagonist, going through a character development and growth, being weak and pathetic at the start then turn out ot be a complete badass in the end. But we ain't. We came in and didn't want to become little weak underdogs, no, we just go out and wreck shit. Erza lost an eye, but lead a rebellion and won that fight. We went missing for seven years, and been way behind of everyone else, but came back and destroy every other team by having a complete clean slate at the finale. We made Phantom Lord went out of business, and put hundred of people out of a job, because they want to pick a fight with us. We beaten down Empires without consequence, hell, that just made us feel like there's nothing anybody can do to stop us. We have the best damn book published from Lucy. The hottest women of all anime. Hell, we were gone for two more years, then kicking ass much more to assert out top dog position. These are the reasons why we're up here, and everyone else wants to play the underdogs, are down here. And here's the biggest difference here; we're the main characters, and you're also one, but we're already up here and you're all down here. So do you little pricks want to pick a fight with us?"
Oscar grabs the microphone. "I'm here to do that, but here's something else you tend to forget about an underdog story that you clearly forgot and try to sweep under the rug. You did have an underdog story, but your creator mocks the audience by saying it's his favorite character and having her be nothing more but a complete joke in your show. Hell, she's in the bikini contest, and don't know who's the judges are, I doubt Lucy is losing that contest, but just to flew your sexy women claim. Your underdog story of Lucy had never accomplish much nor can't do anything without her hero, I swear you were Kirito before he came around. And just like Seiya, I'm gonna say to you three, you're the biggest bitches I ever met. Nobody can't match Asuna, but you three are a close second."
Natsu chuckled. "I'm starting to see why Seiya loves beating the shit out of you. Because you're a little smartass. I'm gonna enjoy seeing everyone else beating the shit out of you at Grand Magic."
"In that case!" Oscar walked to everyone. Mockery of a fisticuffs to the men, then kissing each female participant hands with Beth being swoon by his country boy attitude. "I pissed off all the men off, and, at least one of them is, swoon by my charms and dashing good looks." Atsuko playfully feints onto Izuku arms. Oscar looked. "See!"
Reiner looked at Atsuko. "I hope she'll be alright." Reiner smiled as Izuku places her over Reiner shoulders. She placed her hands onto Izuku head.
"We'll see you all at Grand Magic." Izuku finished then they all leave.
"Give it up to the our participants" Natsu dismissed them all.
The Secondary Championship Matches
[Edge: Never Gonna Stop]
The PWA Franchise Champion, Joey Wheeler
[AJ Lee: Let's Light It Up]
The PWA Diamond Champion, Marinette Dupain-Cheng
Both of them shake hands and hugs each other after Marinette enter the ring.
"Now it's time to introduced your challengers that we had handpick for."
[Theme music]
The Diamond Championship Challengers: Cana Alberona, Evergreen, and Juvia Lockser
The Franchise Championship Challengers: Elfman Strauss, Fried Justine, and Gray Fullbuster
All six had left the arena.
"Alright we met our challengers, so let's get the hell out of here." Joey said. "And seeing these Fairy Tail girls feel like I had enter the Playboy Mansion, but I honestly can't see the difference. I could never let Serenity to hang out with your girls, hell, even Tea wouldn't want to be an extra in your show."
"Listen here, if we want a pole dancer in the show, we could had asked your friend Tea Gardner to do so. Or if we want a lap dance, we could ask your sister..."
Joey walked up to Natsu then slaps the microphone off his hands. "Don't ever talk about my friend, or my little sister you little shit."
Natsu smirks as both Gajeel and Laxus are getting up on the apron.
"Mary, you better leave because this is gonna get a little violent." Joey warns Marinette as she leaves the ring. "I'll take you assholes on. As a matter of fact," Joey rolls out and asked Tristen Taylor to come aid him.
Natsu grabs his microphone. "I wouldn't do that if I was you. Because you would be forced to be strip from your Franchise Championship. So go ahead, make your strike me!" Joey slides in and wanted to punch him, but couldn't. "Go ahead! I dare you!" Joey wanted to but couldn't. "Yeah! I thought so! This is why we're the top dogs of anime, and other shows like you, are meant to be at bottom. Being floors to us. So you better get used to that, but knowing that both you and your sister came from a broken drunk, being on the floor sounds like a bed to you lot."
Joey walked up to Natsu, barely going face-to-face. "I'm telling you, you leave my sister out of your fucking mouth or else."
"Or else, what?!" Natsu barks back.
"You'll find out what, and since I been playing card games, I can wait for my turn to start." Joey smirks.
"Since your accent is from Brooklyn, does that mean your sister a Brooklyn hoe?" Natsu jokes.
Joey stops himself from nearly throwing a punch with Marinette holding him back.
Natsu grins. "How about you head back, since you met your challengers, there's point of any of you being here. And I don't speak French, so I don't care what you had to say. But I'll say this to you, Mary; it's ironic that you dressed up as a bug, because you're gonna be crush as one."
Marinette grabs the microphone while Joey is standing behind. "Puisque vous vous fichez de ce que je vais dire, je vais juste parler un peu. Je suis tellement désolé pour le casting féminin de cette émission, car voir jusqu'où chaque membre a dû aller si bas pour être reconnu. Épisodes de plage ? OAV du service des fans ? Avoir des femmes qui posent sans raison dans des scènes carrément pornographiques ? Je sais que l'anime peut s'en tirer avec un service de fans occasionnel, mais lorsque vous essayez si fort de vous faire remarquer en tant que série légitime, vous devez avoir tracé la ligne quelque part. Je suis donc surpris que votre émission s'appelle Fairy Tail, elle aurait dû s'appeler Fan Service. En voyant mes challengers pour ce Diamond Championship, ils feraient mieux de faire attention à quel insecte ils écrasent, car cette coccinelle est un miracle ambulant. Voir ces skanks à Fairy Tail: Grand Magic." Marinette leaves the arena with Joey, who's flipping them off.
"Yeah, I didn't got what she said. So she can go screw herself." Natsu ignores Marinette comment.
The World Tag Team Championship Matches
[Jake Atlas: Hold Your Ground]
The Women's World Tag Team Champions, Lumity: Amity Blight and Luz Noceda
[Chris Jericho: Judas]
The Men's World Tag Team Champions, The Outcast Heroes: Keyaru and Naofumi Iwatani
"Dragneel, before we meet our challengers, you had read my reports right?" Keyaru asked him.
"Yes, yes. We got word that Naofumi might sexually assault them, so we're making sure that security and cameras will be on him at all times when we're hosting this event. So we had added a special clause in this match, that if either of you, sexually assaulted a woman, you'll be strip out of your titles on the spot. So we'll have a female referee in the match."
"Sounds unfair, Natsu. Do you really want to win the World Tag Team Championships that badly?" Luz asked.
"We don't trust Keyaru, hell, we don't even like being in the same ring with him right now." Amity added.
Natsu nods. "Can't blame you two. You have to share the ring with two sex offenders..."
Luz interrupts. "Not Iwatani, we're talking about Keyaru."
"Yes. Two sex offenders. I recommend you two to leave the ring, since Iwatani have two loli sex slaves, while Keyaru, going through therapy and getting proper treatment, still a sex offender." Natsu continues.
Lumity rolled their eyes. "Just tell us which pair of perras you want us to compete against?"
"I'll introduce them, but I want to confess here. I'm actually surprised that you two had won the tag team titles, since we were gonna make Luz compete in the bikini contest."
Luz rolled her eyes. "Is it because I'm part of the... pequeño comité de titty?"
"Can you translate that please?" Natsu asked.
Luz reply. "I would say the Wendy Marvell fan club, but I might be bigger than hers." Luz looked at Keyaru. "And Keyaru, if your eyes isn't above either of our shoulders, me aseguraré de que tus ojos no sean el único par de pelotas que estaré saliendo." Keyaru backs up then looking up the ceiling.
"Now who's our first challengers?" Amity requested.
"The Strauss Sisters! They seem fitting for your first challengers."
"That's all we need to hear, so we're making our way out. We don't want to be anywhere near Keyaru here." Luz said.
"Yes, yes. We don't want Keyaru and Naofumi to take turns on you." Natsu moved out of the way.
Parker Kovak came out. "Sorry to interupt your little meeting here, but I got word from the doctors that LeShawna won't be able to compete at Deadman's Hand, I'll be handpicking the challengers for the next event."
"We were looking forward on competing against Gwen and LeShawna." Luz said.
"We deeply apologize on that. So we'll be looking forward on this next event. You may..."
[Taryn Tarrell: Hot Mess]
Mai Tokiha and Natsuki Kuga enter the arena.
"Alright, who the hell invite you two here?" Natsu asked.
"Sorry, but I believe we ask to be the next contenders for those. So why not just announced us?" Mai asked.
Parker looked around. "I'm sure you haven't seen your email, because since you two with the Muscle Girls had agreed on the next match up together, you four will be competing at Deadman's Hand."
"That's not correct. We requested on the next match would be those tag team belts there." Natsuki points.
"Actually, I'm correct here. Because you said you want to be next to compete against the Muscle Girls. So I'm gonna make it official. There was nothing about the tag belts would be on the line there." Parker explained.
Natsu is annoyed. "Alright, just get the hell out of here! Security!" Natsu requested to remove Mai and Natsuki out of the arena arguing with Parker as they leave. Lumity leaves the arena.
"Are they gone?" Keyaru asked.
"Yes they are." Naofumi answered.
Keyaru looks back down. "Alright then. Then who are we competing against?"
Naofumi and Natsu looked confused. "I''m pretty it's obvious."
Gajeel grinned as he grabs a microphone. "Are we a joke to you?"
"You want an honest answer?" Keyaru asked.
"To humor you, yes." Gajeel answered.
"Like how Levy keep humoring you every time that she had an orgasm." Keyaru said. Gajeel walked up to him, but Laxus held him back. "You don't believe me? I've seen unsatisfied women before. And believe me, she looks beyond unsatisfied."
"This is a cute line you had to say, Keyaru. But I guess like your season 2, you couldn't get it up for a second round." Laxus said to Keyaru.
"Trust me. The women I've been with, they couldn't last the first round. And seeing your series women, they look like they couldn't last after the first round while the men couldn't last any longer than a couple of minutes before busting a nut. So believe me, your women wouldn't last one round with me." Keyaru smirks at Laxus. "If you all want to compete in the world's longest sex competition, then you all must had started with the world's saddest person and still lost after them. But hey, at least you made that person happy. So McGarden, if you want to have a fun time, we can do it after the show. We can bring the black cat too, since he's literally the only black character who life matters in the show. Then again, never been a fan due of personal experience."
"Alright, Keyaru. Don't get too political." Naofumi pulls Keyaru back. "Just because it's a show where..." Naofumi look at the stage then a quick look at both Gajeel and Laxus, then back at Natsu, "Natsu are you the only Japanese boy in the show while everyone else is straight up white? Because Natsu means Summer in Japanese."
"Don't mention it." Natsu said.
"Anyways, you two big assholes will find out that no matter how much you like to act like big dogs, then I got an advantage since I'm Japanese, and if Natsu can beat the crap out of you two, then I doubt we couldn't lose to you two." Naofumi said.
"Naofumi, this isn't about you right now. It's about beating these two assholes. Which, Levy, I can beat your asshole much harder than Gajeel can." Keyaru winks at her, who felt disgusted. "You see, you two reminds me of bullies. Unlike those perfect assholes, you two are much worst in my eyes. Because I've seen kingdoms bending backwards for assholes like you. Who thinks they know what better for others, but only abusing their power and your standards, regarding others and making them forced backwards just for them."
Naofumi back pat. "I agree. Because we both had it rough at the very beginning of our series. Unlike Lucy who couldn't hack it, and used her big tits just to get over. We fought our asses off, and beat every other privileged assholes. So at Grand Magic, expect us to beat your asses."
"You two know how many people I'm willingly to backstab in order to achieve my goal?" Keyaru smirks while placing his arm around Naofumi.
"We'll see you then. Just be careful on crossing us. There's gonna be reason why we're always be on top. So we're gonna turn you two our bitches, then you'll be burned down at our house." Gajeel walked up to Keyaru. "You should know about that, since you had turned someone into a bitch and burned them down in a house. But since Season 2 isn't gonna happen, nobody isn't gonna get that reference."
"Just for that, I'll throw your cat into that house too." Keyaru smirked. Naofumi pull him back.
"We got what we wanted to say. So we'll see you at Grand Magic." Naofumi pull Keyaru out of the ring.
[Sasha Banks: Sky's the Limit]
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Queen of the Fairies, Erza Scarlet!"
Erza Scarlet had enter the arena.
The World Championship Matches
[Rhea Ripley: Brutality]
The Women's World Champion, Nobara Kugisaki
[Randy Orton: Voices]
The Men's World Champion, Eren Jaeger
Nobara is looking around then looks back at Erza. "Scarlet, are you forgetting about your walking tampon friends?"
Erza grins. "That's a very gross term to call my fellow red haired friends. But they can't make the event though. But Rias, Kallen and Yoko are routing for me to become the World Champion, at Grand Magic. Originally, Rias was meant to become our red-headed world champion, but Rias won't mind me winning since once a red headed character wins that, then we all win."
"I'm pretty sure I count as a red head. But I wouldn't be seen caught dead if I was hanging around you lot." Nobara said to Erza.
Erza chuckled. "I'm pretty sure you were caught dead, but not because you were saw by red heads." Erza walked down to the ring. "But you gotta remember this feeling, you had never beaten someone like me before. Just because you had beaten a rich brat, a demon princess, and a little wannabe witch. But you had never faced an apex main character like me before. Before you came around, I've been the top girl of all anime. Even now I'l still on top as the best girl of anime. No matter what others had done, they can't match me. Or any other red-headed characters. Because you may claim you're the so-called best girl, doesn't match a red-headed character. No matter what show the best girl is in, we managed to steal the whole damn show, to the point the creators had to write it around us. If you don't believe me, go ask that yandere red head with a Love Note Angel as the main girl. So to you, this might be the first time you'll be humbled by the best girl. A real best girl."
"A real best girl? You mean a typical Mary Sue character?" Nobara spoke back. "You may call us brunettes a bore, but seeing your backstory, and how became the strongest female character to the point that you became Guild Master. All of that, became a bore to me."
"I'm a bore to you?" Erza said with a surprised tone. "Explain to me how I'm a bore? Because there's literally nothing about you that can rival me. Literally nothing, even your death got nothing from my fake out death scene from the Tower of Heaven arc. How am I a bore to you?"
Nobara smirks. "Alright Mary."
"It's Erza you brunette bore." Erza annoyed.
"Sure thing, Mary." Nobara grinned. "Characters like you, piss me off so much. Someone who suffers so much, shouldn't be handed over everything. Like this title match, your red headed best friends had gave you this chance on facing me. For this Championship over my shoulder rather than competing for the World Tag Team Championship back at Capital Cosplay, but instead wanting to compete against me. Seeing someone who had been handed over every opportunity, but since I came here in PWA, all I've been doing is kicking ass. I've beaten everyone that dare to come after me, while you are picking fights over someone else's hairdo. And your character in the actually series is nothing more but an entitled, pompous and pretentious bitch who thinks is above everyone else because she's Erza freakin' Scarlet. To me, people who get things handed over because they're that person, should get an ass kicking. You may had a sad backstory, but that ain't gonna stop me on kicking you down."
Erza doesn't look impressed. "That's it? This is why brunettes are such a bore, with boring reasons. I'm doing this for not only for my friends but for all of the red heads all over the world. So I'm taking that World Championship away from you. Winning it will bring me and my friends great fame and fortune, but since you want to continue on me being a Mary Sue, then I'll play the role for you. Like how Crunchyroll gave you the so called "best girl award" out of pure pity, I'm only doing this to humor you because let be honest here, if you were the best girl, then Maki would had been killed off then your brunette ass in the series. And to people who loves Chainsaw Man, I'm gonna give you all a spoiler on what's gonna happen to a brunette. But the difference here is that you'll know where you're placed in PWA. Under my foot, but I'm pretty sure many people would love that feeling."
"I'm no masochistic bimbo that wants to be underneath you. I'm the one who bitch slaps and pimp slaps everyone who dares to come between me and this World Championship. And since you want to play spoiler for Chainsaw Man, then call me the Hammer Devil, because I'm gonna put a nail in the coffin of your reign as best girl, and add another name to my list of title defenses. And after beating Kagari, I feel like beating other beans, let bring Wendy Marvell out here. So I can kick her down and like her never growing chest, I'm kicking her ass flat." Nobara smirked.
"Beating up little girls sound to you?" Erza asked.
"I can understand that feeling, since I had stomp people flat before." Eren answered.
"This isn't your match, Jaeger." Nobara looks at Eren, then looked back at Erza. "But yeah. Those are innocent looking, and trying to get those little bean card so the audience want to feel sorry for, or wanting to route for them, make me want to hurl, so I had a blast on beating the crap out Akko. I would had love to give Deku, Oscar, Ruby, hell, I would had love to beat the crap out of Peter Parker, because seeing him bitch and cry over dear old Uncle Ben, makes my day as I laugh at his pain. I hate beans. Just as much I hate entitled brats like you, Scarlet. Beating you will bring me such joy. Because you remind me of my past three challengers; the snobby rich girl attitude of Soryuin; the entitlement of a cheery princess of Morningstar; and a magical bean-like sad story of Kagari."
"And what happen if I beat you, at Grand Magic?" Erza walks up to Nobara.
"That ain't gonna happen Scarlet. Because like I've been told, best girls like me aren't meant to die out that easily, then you better expect to be looking up to the lights with someone better than you, holding this up. But a Fairy Tail girl laying on their backs should be a familiar feeling, since you all want the attention of a media seeking whores, I would be like going back to bed." Nobara snarks.
"And when I beat, Kugisaki, you'll be right back where you left off. Dead and on your back. But unlike me, being a "media seeking whore", at least I'll be alive and still be the best girl." Erza retorts.
"That's pretty cute! But I'll give you a reason why you should hate me." Nobara rolls out of the ring then goes up to Lucy to spit on her. "Since everything had to be around this blonde princess, and everyone in your Guild wants to kill the person who hurt your resident princess who's just a better version than Princess Peach." Going back into the ring. "Seriously, anybody who hurt her, you lot will declared... Oh! Here they come!" Almost the entire Fairy Tail locker room came out. "This what happens; when Princess Peach gets hurt, World War 3 had been declared. My God, if Bowser wants to marry a useless princess, I'll point him towards Lucy down there, because all she does is either be Princess Peach or that one brat who sold more OnlyFans content than her book ever did. Hell, I'm pretty sure she would had made more money if she read or work on her novel naked. At least that's the only time her book would be popular." Nobara throw jabs at Lucy's writing skills.
"How about you shut your mouth about Lucy." Erza spoke up for Lucy.
Nobara rolled her eyes. "Isn't this all about Lucy? Hell, the high class bimbo is in a bikini contest, I highly doubt you're treating her the same respect as that. To your show, being in a bikini contest or losing your clothes like a Soul Calibur fight is the highest honor, while me, I'm from Jump. Shonen Jump. Meaning my role is either; the walking sex object; a babymaker; background character; the useless girl; or all of the above. But in Fairy Tail, being a walking sex object is the only character trait your hack writer can do, and an honor in all of their case. I would rather be dead than be one of you walking sex objects, because going out in a blaze glory means far more than being objectified by the status quo of Jump. And seeing you, Lucy, and the rest of those so-called women, pissed me off so much you all only got famed by having two giant lumps on your chest and show them off. Whenever people talk about me, they talk how much of a badass I am, but when people talk about you, they just remember the time where you all were wearing your bikinis or whatever kind of fetish wear. And here's a difference between you and Lucy is that you may be a Mary Sue. But Lucy down there is a Mary Jane. I may be the biggest cunt in this ring, but I'm the most honest bitch here than your entire series. And that's why I'm the PWA Women's World Champion, because I fight more than I bark, and you'll find out why I'm gonna beat your walking tampon head and submit myself as the best damn girl of all anime."
Erza looks pissed then walk up to Nobara. "You have now just pissed me off. Because now, you were gonna get the Red-Headed Bombshell Erza, but now you got yourself a pissed off Fairy Tail's Erza Scarlet. Rias, Kallen and Yoko. I hope you three are watching, because there's gonna be a brunette bore gonna have red on her head, since I'm gonna bust open your head and make sure you passed out in your match. Let you realize that Erza Scarlet isn't just some sex object, but I'm the baddest bitch of all anime, and you'll find out why I've always been the best girl. Sexy and powerful. But also loyal to her friends. So at Grand Magic, you better bring a fight. Because I'm bring hell with me." Erza turned to Natsu. "Natsu, I'll be taking my leave. I want to prepare myself for this match at Grand Magic." Erza leaves the stage with Nobara looks happy over the match.
Natsu spoke up. "Good stuff. Alright, then. Next up is Jaeger and I turn to have a little banter. So Jaeger, feel free to start."
Eren looked lost and not interested in the event. "Sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I just lost interest after seeing the title of the show, fairy tale, I don't really care much of happy endings."
"Okay...?" Natsu is confused. "Then how about we jab at each other shows."
Eren shrugs. "Okay. Um..." Eren looks around. "Kugisaki, tell me what I'm missing here?"
Nobara looked confused as she turns to him. "It's Fairy Tail. The most fan service anime show of all time."
"Anime is nothing but fan service. That isn't new." Eren retorts.
"Fairy Tail. You know, the anime with dragons." Nobara added. "Nothing but either double A's or D's."
"You got to be more specific." Eren continue to be confused.
"Have you ever watch an episode of Fairy Tail?" Natsu asked Eren as he enter the ring.
"Are you the one with the blue cat?" Eren asks.
"Yes." Natsu slightly nods.
"Blonde hair girl? Big bust?" Eren continue to ask.
"Right! Now you got the anime." Natsu is happy. "So give me your best jab!"
"I thought your hair would be black, and aren't you from a planet with toys?" Eren asked.
Natsu is confused. "That's Eden Zero!" Natsu barked.
"Are you sure? Because you look like him, just minus the scarf and the pink hair." Eren said.
Natsu gave Eren a cold look then noticed Eren is toying with him. "You're doing this on purpose, are you?!"
"I just don't care what character your hack of a writer made you into. He's like the Sword Art Online creator, but at least your writer put more personality on the women's side than you. I just mistaken you as the latest series, or sometimes I mistaken you as that gloryhole guy, twenty years ago." Eren said.
"Haru Glory. But I'm gonna be honest here, nobody didn't care about him back then. Nobody cares about him now. But how dare you call me Shiki. I'm a much better version of him." Natsu felt offended by the comparison. "And who are you, again?" Natsu tries to play around with Eren.
"I'm the asshole who's gonna kick your ass for my World Championship." Eren hold the belt up high. "But don't be sore about that. I'm sure nobody won't cares about you when you lose. Because it's alright that you felt offended and honestly, small when you're stepping up to me."
"Small?" Natsu grinned. "What made you believe you're much bigger than me? I'm the main character of Fairy Tail. I'm part of a guild that's always been the top dogs. We ain't that underdog story. We put down the dogs before they come face-to-face with us. So you're the real challenger here. I'm here to win that, and goes back to where I belong. On top."
"You wanna be on top?" Eren is curious. "Why?"
"Because the best shows with the best characters deserves to be on top of the anime world. And after hearing how far you managed to get to the top, not gonna lie, I just felt insulted." Natsu answers.
"I'm not surprised with that answer, since I tend to pissed everyone off. But why you think you wanted to be on top?" Eren continues.
"My show had been going on for nine years before the final arc, then now, I might be getting that 100 Year Quest series, I'll be getting not only that precious animation budget, but also get all of the praises again." Natsu spoke with a gleeful tone. "And finally, my series will be like all other animes out there."
"Ah!" Eren chuckled a bit. "You're one of those series."
"One of what, Jaeger?" Natsu asked.
"The type of series where you don't really care about story or character. Just want to be memorable. Guess that explains your series love of fan service, but I'm gonna knock you down a bit and this is what happen when all shows want to be on top. They fall down hard and hit each inch of those pointed rocks. Nobody doesn't care about the depths of your show. They only cared about two things in one word, tits. And if a show wants to be on top, then either be better and put dedication in your craft of story, but since your creator is a talentless hack like Kirito, then don't bother on reaching the top. Because you'll be pushed off the top, and I'll be laughing at your fall from grace. A little bitter reality to your fairy tale ending." Eren smirks.
"Well Jaeger, this is new to you. Because for once, this is where you'll know that unlike your sick and twisted view of the world, comes to an end. This is what happiness, level of friendship, and the among of good people that backing me up to beat you at Grand Magic." Natsu smiled.
Eren smirked. "Dragneel, you can't famine the amount of good people behind me. Because unlike you, when I stomp people and destroy their towns, I do it because some assholes pissed me off on one day. And it all takes one bad day."
"Alright, a Joker reference. So what's new?" Natsu play it off.
"And you reminded me of those same assholes that pissed me off that day. And if that was just me, what happen to the those same people where you made homeless. Destroyed their towns for a shake of a gag. Not paying consequences whenever you do horrible things. What happen to those people?" Eren asked.
"They're fine! They enjoy the protection we provide at Fairy Tail. There's a reason why we're top dogs, and we're the main characters. We don't face consequence." Natsu reply.
"I'm a main character too, and we followed my story. Let say, if I was living in your world, I would had made a mission on destroying it. So call my a typical Fairy Tail villain, but this is what made me different from those chumps. I'm just gonna beat you. And I'm gonna find it funny that the so-called top dogs will end up like all dogs in my series. Crushed or burned. See you at Grand Magic, because it's time to wake up from this delusional world you made for yourself, because bitter reality will come crashing through it." Eren smirked then leaves Natsu behind.
Natsu looks offended. Lucy came into the ring. "You know, Jaeger. At least my series, I got my girl. With my looks and personality. While you on the other hand, you complained that Mikasa will end up having someone else in her, while you're flying around like a vulture. You're nothing more but an empty man who lives in a cold dark world."
Eren turned back then grins. "Then perhaps when Lucy wins the bikini contest, you should bring her down the ring and I'll make her fly as an angel. Since I don't really cared about what happen to others. Because if you're an emeny to me, then your a dead man. Like the amount of dead men I had put behind me, I won't continue till I win. That might be the only thing we have in common, besides we're main characters. We want to win, but the difference is that to you, your version of power of friendship may save the world, but my version ended up killing the world. And I did all of that, just to win. To me, winning is something that everyone hates but everyone needs it. If people don't like it, then just lose and accept it. But if you want to win, then you better make sure you win in the end. Unlike you, I make sure that I will win. Don't care if you have a child, I'll punt it down. A wife, you seen what I did to Asuna, I'm not afraid on putting a black eye to a woman. A man, I'll torture the man in front of everyone till I win. To me, winning is everything, and I'll do whatever it takes to win. And like my bullies, if I had a knife, I would had ended up killing them. Not because I want to scare them, but I want to win. If winning a fight means I live, then I live to win."
"You'll use a knife over bullies? What kind of a psychopath does that? To my view, that just means you could never win a fair fight." Lucy grab Natsu microphone and barks at Eren.
"You want fairness from me? Tough shit, Lucy. I'm winning a fight. If you want a fair fight, then you better make sure you win it. I'm not like the two Dragon Slayers that you jobbed out, I'm just gonna fight. As for the psychopath comment, what I do to others with my actions, no hard feelings because being called a psychopath at least makes me sound like I put work behind my actions, but if you want that. Then I'll give you a psychopath at Grand Magic. Deal?"
Lucy smirked. "Deal."
Natsu is worried. "I'll see you at Grand Magic." Eren leaves the arena while smiling.
Natsu is talking it over with Lucy. Nobara leaves the arena.
Natsu and Lucy slowly leave the arena. "Thank you for your time. See you all at Grand Magic!"