hello you guys only get one chapter today so yeah the fashion bloggers placed 14th due to the argument of who started the blog
18th-Larpers(Leonard and Tammy)
17th-Tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)
16th-Geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
15th-Vegans(Laurie and Miles)
14th-fashion bloggers(Jen and Tom)
with 5 duos gone and 13 left who is going home
(intro)
Don: We're back in Transylvania where yesterday's first place duo is about to get today's travel tip
*tip*
Josee: take a donkey cart to Bucharest and fly to...HAWAII
Don: Hawaii home of beautiful sunshines ukuleles and shirts that should only be worn ironically once duos land they'll need to find this don box
(it's wearing flower shirt)
Don: ha ha ha very funny was that you wardrobe
(first three duos ice dancers TV pros and sisters)
*kitty is thinking of camera*
Owen: oh oh I'm good at this game uh hmm yeah gold puffs nope uh rectangle face um a box of candy
(nope)
[confessional]
Josee: playing is for children we stay focused on our goals at all times
Jacques: I'm so focused I haven't washed my boxers since the race started
Josee: that's not focused that's just gross
Jacques: maybe some people your lucky rabbit's foot is gross huh
Josee: don't listen to hmm bun bun
[ends]
Owen: cheesecake
Kitty: click
Owen: oh exploding chocolate cheesecake
Emma: Camera it's camera she said click how did you not get that did you hear that
*noah stares*
Emma: ugh how do you put with this all day long...um what's his problem...hey earth weirdo hello...hello ugh
Owen: you okay buddy
Noah: my stomach feels funny
Owen: do you have to make boom boom
(road is bumpy)
*bye bye bun bun*
(second three duos rival twins father and son and mother and daughter)
Dwayne: so has everyone been doing
Sammy: ok I guess
Amy: I wish me and Samey can be first like the in the beginning
Taylor: oh shut up already I don't want to hear you again
Kelly: could we nice...anyone
Sammy: *sees rabbit's foot* huh
Amy: Samey what are you doing
Sammy: I got a rabbit's foot
Taylor: EW PUT THAT BACK
Amy: hey what she picks up she keeps it
Taylor: ugh
(same voice actor fight)
Junior: will they stop fighting
Dwayne: don't mind them some people just don't appreciate quality family time right sporto
Junior: uh yeah sure dad
Taylor: oh you're so lucky you to bring your dad
Dwayne: oh I'm the lucky one...I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though right
Taylor: not really
Kelly: Taylor's more of a daddy's girl
Taylor: daddy and I have loads in common like we both love being successful and we both hate avocado
Kelly: what about your dad Amy and Sammy
Amy: Uh we don't want to talk about it end of story
(third three duos cadets, rockers, step brothers)
*Donkey farts*
*MacArthur and rockers laugh*
Chet: ugh disgusting
Lorenzo: he said the same thing about you
Chet: pfft a talking donkey yeah that's possible
Lorenzo: it must be possible cuz you're talking right now booyah call me when you got a come back
MacArthur: right back at you donkey
Chet: WHAT
*farts*
[confessional]
MacArthur: I can't back down from a good fart down personal pride oh oh hang on...we got some gal's force winds moving into the area
Sanders: and i'm out
MacArthur: where you going miss... you're gonna miss the show *{REDACTED}* oh no I've got a code six...the officer needs TP
(fourth three duos best friends, goths, surfers)
Goths: *sighs*
[confessional]
Ennui: leaving Romania is tough but leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness
Both: huh
[ends]
(last place daters)
Stephanie: I need a whip do you have a whip
Ryan: uh not last time I looked
Stephanie: OPEN YOUR EYES OUR DONKEY IS GOING WAY SLOWER THAN THE OTHER ONES IT WANTS US TO LOSE
[confessional]
Stephanie: I'm not too competitive
Ryan: oh yes you are
Stephanie: are you okay sugarplum I just wanna win and this is a competition so yeah WHEN THINGS GET TENSE WE CAN'T HOLD BACK WE GOTTA DIG DEEP WORK HARD EVEN EVERYTHING (you're way to close to the camera)
[ends]
Ryan: I don't think the donkey really cares if-
Stephanie: MOVE IT YOU HORSE WANNA BE YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS WE ARE NOT COMING IN LAST PLACE BECAUSE OF YOU MUSH MUSH MUSH
[confessional]
Stephanie: it didn't even matter all the teams are on the same flight
[ends]
Don: as is the custom in Hawaii duos are greeted with a lovely necklace made of local flowers
Amy: oh that's nice of you
*Emma pushes the TV pros*
Emma: this one is ours you might as well give up now
Owen: uh oh prepare to get Noah'd
*stares at Emma*
Owen: um any second now he's just thinking and then BAM huh Noah?
*tip*
Kitty: it's a botch or watch whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings
Don: in this challenge botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding day and retrieve one of rings from the bottom
Owen: then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet with your partner
Kitty: come on
Owen: Noah let's go Noah? maybe it's rabies
Josee: something doesn't feel right oh no bun bun where's bun bun
Jacques: it's ok we don't need a rabbit's foot like you said about my underpants it's just a silly superstition
Josee: ok take off your lucky gitch then
(nope)
Josee: that's what i thought
(spud Sammy and Jacques dive in)
Emma: you can do it kits
Kitty: it looks pretty deep
Emma: pretend its the pool at nana's condo only with less old people floating around ready *push of encouragement* go
Kitty: you shoved me
Emma: it was a push of encouragement and you're fine now go get a ring
*hugs Devin*
Carrie: for luck
Devin: you're gonna rock this
*ROCKS THIS*
MacArthur: cannonball
Geoff: YES
*splash*
Brody: oh MacArthur you kick so much butt so much
Sanders: you she's my partner right
Brody: you did too bro
(must find the rings)
*Jacques and Sammy came out*
Josee: WOO SEE YOU ON THE BEACH
Amy: nice and you haven't dive yet
Kelly: she's right this is the part where should be in the water already
Taylor: chill mamacita how many medals do I have on my wall like a billion
Amy: pfft
[confessional]
Taylor: daddy had to reinforce the wall so I could hold them all up and my swim coach told mom I was the best student he'd ever seen
Kelly: actually sweetie
Taylor: EVER
[other]
Amy: how did you find the ring so fast?
Sammy: I don't know it floated to me just to me
[ends]
*YOU SUCK*
Amy: I'll be waiting at the finish line
Kelly: I might have exaggerated what her swim coach said just a tad
Ryan: you're gonna be great I know it just get in there Steph and do-
Stephanie: uh huh you're cute but let's ave the pep talks for when you're doing something since you're the one that struggles
Ryan: go duo
Stephanie: why aren't you helping me
Ryan: It's a botch or watch all i could do is watch you botch
Stephanie: YOU ARE THE WORST
Josee: first place even with out bun bun maybe Jacques right I don't need a good luck charm anymore...what (lava rock trophy) it's so light and warm the energy it's beautiful come on rock rock we've got a race to win
Local: WAIT you can't take a lava rock as a souvenir
Josee: you have a whole volcano of them just chill out grandpa
Don: as the ice dancers extend their first place lead the rest of the teams are still searching for rings and coming up short
Geoff: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Don: some of are even fighting for it
Shark: oh oh oh hi there
Kitty and Stephanie: AHHHHHHHHHHH
*Stephanie strikes*
Kitty: bye bye
*Kitty come out*
Kitty: kabling
Carrie: got one
Emma: yes
Devin: Carrie you're amazing
*Carrie squeals*
Kitty: did you just squeal
Carrie: no I think it was a dolphin
Kitty: you're in love with him
[confessional]
Kitty: when love is in the air I know it I have a super sensitive love detector and many alarms have been going off lately
Emma: what are you talking about
Kitty: nothing sooo notice any guys on the other teams looking your way
Emma: no
*alarms*
[ends] (Idk)
Carrie: but we've been friends for so long and anyway he has a girlfriend shelly so please don't say anything please
Kitty: I promise I won't but somebody should you know
Don: as more duos continue to find rings our first place ice dancers say ahola to challenge number one and ahola to challenge number two
Josee: we're still in first place and check it out new good luck charm it's a lava rock
Jacques: nothing can stop us now
Amy: now we are here
*tip*
Sammy: it's an all in in this Hawaiian wedding ritual duos must walk on *GASP*
Don: fire...technically coals in this challenge grooms wear a grass skirt and groom's wear a wreath of mahi lei as they carry their brides across this path of hot coals oof it's a test of strength and HONOR AND IF ANY PART OF THEM CATCHES ON FIRE GRASS SKIRT INCLUDED IT"S BACK TO THE START AHHHHHHHHHHHH...once they reach the end untoasted it's a race to the chill zone...great now i gotta take foot modeling off my resamay(idk)
*find the rings*
Stephanie: nothing
Noah: I got it
Owen: woohoo
Stephanie: don't say a word
Ryan: I wasn't gonna
Owen: she seens nice
Kelly: got it girl now swim to the beach as fast as you can okay
Taylor: don't sweat it mom I'm serving up this challenge with a side of Chipolte *swims poorly
Kelly: eh he
Josee: that's it Jacques moving ahead just like the olympics this is one ginormous mid game
Jacques: this challenge is pretty easy
Josee: that's right you're just walking there are no coals
*fire*
Jacques: I FORGOT ABOUT THE COALS AHHHHHHHH
Amy: this is so wrong being carried by my sister in a wedding walk is so wrong
Sammy: relax just look at the surfers
Geoff: remember that time we were at paddle boarding off Tofino and we forgot our wet suits oh so cold dude
Brody: yeah yeah keep it coming
Geoff: and that day your tongue for this to the flagpole or were I dumped that cherry slushie down on your shorts oh how it was nar nar dude
Amy: almost at this we should have burned now
Sammy: we did let's go
Amy: seriously how did we not get burned
Brody: Oh yeah
Geoff: come on let's go
Carrie: hey kit could you help me tie this..you really think I should say something to Devin
Kitty: life's short he's really cute what if he feels the same way *walks to Owen* hey we're both grooms cool
Owen: not for me I'm about to marry a dead person
Kitty: what
Owen: he's drooling smiling acting sincere he is so sick
Kitty: no he just likes my sister
Owen: but he's all goofy and awkward and *realize* oh
*both chuckle*
Kitty: yep that is one serious crush
Stephanie: THERE ARE NO MORE RINGS NONE
Ryan: there have to be keep looking come on Steph you can-
Stephanie: WHAT PART OF NONE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ZERO MORE ALL GONE LESS THAN ONE GET IT
Ryan: your race rage is out of control and I am this close to leaving
Stephanie: I'm sorry what race rage
Ryan: you're sweet Stephanie but when things get competitive you TURN INTO A RAGING PYSCHOTIC BULL
Stephanie: BULLS ARE MALE
Ryan: WHAT EVER SHE-BULL
Don: as our last place love birds exchange sweet nothings all the other duos are working on the second challenge well nearly all
Kelly: she is a tich faster with a flutter board
MacArthur: oh I don't skirt
Sanders: I had a feeling you would say that
Junior: I can't wear the skirt every kid at school is gonna see this
Dwayne: but i wear it pal you have to carry me over hot coals I'm sure the kids at school won't make such a big deal out of it
Junior: my Larry Finkel spent all last year getting shoved into the girls changer because his name rhymes with tinkle *becomes groom* let's do this
Chet: rock paper scissors
Lorenzo: you wear it not I'm the girl
Chet and I am
Lorenzo: You said it not me skirt face
Carrie: we are so gonna win this and *gets picked up* whoa wow yep us so winning
Devin: time to walk the walk
*rival twins and surfers run for first*
*surfers are ahead but then trip*
Amy: huh? how did they...SAMEY HOW ARE YOU RUNNING ON ROCKS WITHOUT TRIPPING
Sammy: I DON'T KNOW
*don drink a coconut and gets a sofa*
Don: Amy Sammy congratulations you're today's winners
Amy: REALLY?
Sammy: I asked the same to but you got your wish of being first place again
Geoff: aw sweet the way you run on the rocks without tripping was awesome
Brody: yeah
Don: the surfers are second
*run coal*
Jacques: AHHHHHHHHHH
*tip*
Taylor: no way I'm walking on hot coals
[confessional]
Taylor: so you have any idea how much my gel peedi cost
Kelly: uh yes because I paid for it ($124?)
Taylor: just listen to the leader
Kelly: and why do you think you're the leader
Taylor: I'm the one with leader and training certification you're welcome
[ends]
*best friends make it*
Josee: hey best friends move it or lose it
Carrie: RUN
Josee: believe the lava rock and we'll be on the podium
Carrie: alomost there
*ice dancers trip*
Don: Carrie Devin congrats you're 3rd place Jacques Josee you've come in...4th
[confessional]
Josee: NOOOO WE'RE NOT IN THE PODIUM
Jacques: WAHH
[ends]
*Crimson paints it black*
Ennui: she only wears black even if it's grass it must be black grass
Lorenzo: GET YOUR PITS OFF MY FACE
Chet: get you face out of my pits
*junior struggles*
Don: 5th(TV pros) and 6th(sisters)...7th(father and son) 8th(step brothers)
*fire*
Taylor: FIRE
*KELLY YOU IDIOT PUT HER IN THE WATER NOT THROW SAND*
Taylor: MOM MY EXTENDSIONS
MacArthur: I worry more about the burns than the hair but uh I'm funny like that(HOW CAN YOU HEAR THAT)
Don: 9th(cadets) 10th(goths) 11th(rockers)...12th(mother and daughter)
Amy: hello how was the swim and dive
Kelly: well honey it wasn't pretty but-
Taylor: you need to step your game up mother for serious
Kelly: we're a duo Taylor
Taylor: I know you aren't used to winning like me but maybe you need to follow my example more because
Kelly: YOU'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE TAYLOR IN YOUR LIFE TAYLOR NEVER NOT ONE RACE NOT ONE MEDAL NOTHING
Amy: DAMN
Taylor: wait what my room is filled with trophies and medals
Kelly: BECAUSE YOUR DAD BOUGHT A TROPHY STORE WAHT KIND OF TROPHIES COME IN THE MAIL AND GUESS WHO PAID YOUR COACHES TO LIE YEP DADDY
Taylor: beauty pageant I won beauty pageants you can't fake those
Kelly: oh honey when you have enough cash you can fake anything
Don: the coals where hot that was cold
Taylor: WAHHHHHHHHH *runs*
Amy: you did the right thing Kelly and I'm proud of it
Kelly: really thank you
Amy: your welcome wait where is the daters i feel like they should be here by now
*meanwhile*
Stephanie: you smell like smoked meat
Ryan: you shouldn't insult someone that can drop you on to hot coals
Stephanie: if you do I'll tell everybody that your pecs are actually implants
*meanwhile*
Devin: wow those are some fireworks
Carrie: uh huh...uh Devin I'm so glad that we're here together and
Devin: me too it is so amazing i'm here with you and not shelly...shells and me would probably be just like them half the time but you and me never and that's what's perfect about being best friends we just stay the same forever friends(YOU DUMB{REDACTED}) well I'm gonna crash night homie *whistle and walks*
Carrie: *sighs*
Amy: oh there they are
Don: Stephanie Ryan I'm sorry you're the last team to arrive
Stephanie: NOOOOOOOO
Ryan: we're eliminated great cuz Steph you're eliminated from this
Amy: what
Stephanie: you're breaking up with me on national television
Don: International actually we're huge in Croatia
Amy: I mean how would we get to all of these places
Don: but I should tell you
Stephanie: YOU CAN"T DUMP ME I DUMP YOU
Don: here's the funny thing
Ryan: FINE BECAUSE
Don: IT'S AN NON-ELIMINATION ROUND CONGRATULATIONS you're still in the race
Ryan: FINE
Stephanie: FINE
Ryan: FINE
Stephanie: FINE
Ryan: FINE
Stephanie: FINE
Don: come back next time for more heartbreaking action here on the ridonculous race
Ok so from now on the daters will be known as the haters after this non-elimination round so anyways tell me what you think and dubai and come back tomorrow with two new chapters for this is the ridonculous race but Amy and Sammy