Hello so one thing to point out I'm going to change the elimination just a bit though so that there will be something new
18th-larpers(Leonard and Tammy) the system says that larpers is spell wrong
17th-Tennis rivals(Gerrry and Pete)
16th-Geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
15th-Vegans(Laurie and Miles)
14th-Fashion bloggers(Jen and Tom)
So enjoy relax and probably don't like me
(intro)
Don: welcome back toady our racers are ready to say aloha to Hawaii our rival twins came in first
Amy: well I'm surprised to hear that again
*tip*
Amy: we are going to Dubai nice all that gold there
Don: Dubai an oasis luxury man-made islands and a mall so big that teenagers get lost...once here teams must rush to Burj Al Arab world's only seven star hotel to find the next Don box
Amy: Taxi
*airport*
Sammy: DUBAI PLEASE
(rival twins, TV pros, best friends, ice dancers, and surfers)
Guy: flight leaving now 12 seat rest on next flight
*everyone cheers*
Dwayne alright we made it
Junior: count again
Dwayne: 2 4 DARN IT
Junior: already tied for last yay
Dwayne: Don't count us out yet kiddo we were on the first flight and it got delayed remember
Don: while the last seven duos wait to board their flight out the first six are about to fly air Dubai with the world's opulent first class section for winners only
Amy: nice...Samey we are living in luxury right now...mmmm the cookies are the best
Jacques: oh may we
(nope)
Sammy: huh what's their problem
Jacques: that hot tube should be ours how did we place 4th
Josee: as my mother always says 4th mean you mean nothing *spits* but mama our luck is about to change
Jacques: Josee replaced her lucky rabbit's foot with a pretty rock oh our luck is about to improved *gets crushed by suitcases and bowling stuff*
Josee: forged from lava this stone embodies my fiery determination to win MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Jacques: you our determination to win
Josee: oh yeah sure
Don: both flights are headed for Dubai one hour ahead of the other it'll be a quick flight...WHAT 17 HOURS ouch well plenty of time to rest and enjoy each other's company
[confessional]
Stephanie: seriously you're giving me the silent treatment oh two can play that game I'm the queen of silent treatment I've got a whole bag of quiet to drop on you
Ryan: I look forward to it
Stephanie: YOU JUST WAIT MISTER YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR PINS DROPPING IT'S GOING TO BE A LIBARY UP IN HERE YOU'LL BE
Ryan: STILL TALKING
[other]
*hearing the haters fight*
Crimson: both are losing it
[ends]
*PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT*
Noah: I know the seat belt sign says on but why bother
Owen: hu its cozy
[confessional]
Owen: flying's the scariest usually I squeeze my teddy bear Beary to get through it but I ate him so now I squeeze my Noah
[ends]
Owen: hey you want the window seat
Noah: uh gonna pass
Owen: oh really but you always want the window seat I wonder why you want to stay there
Kitty: I was thinking we should form an alliance with like I don't know Noah and Owen
[confessional]
Emma: I have enough trouble keeping this on track with a whole other duo to worry about I wouldn't be able to ride her as much
Kitty: yep we really need an alliance
[ends]
Emma: Noah is a snarky know it all do you have any idea what it's like to be around someone like that
Kitty: I can't imagine...but they are pros they know what's what
*owen farts*
Noah: I'm gonna hang in the toilet where it smells better
*meanwhile*
(they are just here for a cameo nothing else they are on their normal not in the show way to Dubai got it)
Jay: STEWARTIST this altitude is giving my brother a nose bleed and an inner ear infection
Mickey: how longer is this flight
Taylor: we're still on the ground you babies
Kelly: I like how you handle that honey
Taylor: oh do I get a fake trophy for it
[confessional]
Kelly: honey I feel terrible about this
Taylor: oh then all is forgiven SIKE that means it isn't
[ends]
Taylor: mom I need some space I'm giving you a time out
Kelly: I'm not sure it works like that
*Taylor holds breath*
Kelly: okay sure hi there is this seat taken
Dwayne: uh no no but I'm taken I'm married
Junior: she's not in to you dad
Dwayne: oh sorry
Kelly: no problem...I'm just having some family issues right now it all started back was Taylor was-
[confessional]
Dwayne: play our cards right pal and this could be our first alliance great huh
Junior: uh have you met them and I feel like the rival twins could be our alliance
[ends]
Kelly: and I guess I shouldn't told her the truth
Dwayne: oh yeah our opinions mean a lot to them...one time Junior made pancakes for mother's day and I said they were overdone he almost cried
Kelly: I had the exact same thing happen with Taylor except I was the one making pancakes for her and she threw them at me and the pan
Dwayne: oh uh well it's kids for you (he is now not okay)
(Emma and Noah are talking and I don't to type what they say)
Kitty: ugh they're both full of themselves
Owen: how are they not a couple yet
Kitty: it's Emma she is still hurt from her last breakup
Owen: oh still fresh
Kitty: it was three years ago
Owen: oh
Kitty: getting those two together is going to take a lot of work
Don: flight number one has landed in Dubai and the teams are being shuttled to the Burj Al Arab
Noah: either or serve or squeegee
Amy: imagine the tennis rivals still here
Don: duos can either return one serve each from the world's ball launcher THE TENNIS MENACE or wash an entire column of windows from the top down
*something falls and gets set on fire and disappears into the ground*
Don: are you sure legal cleared this...really?
Amy: serve
Noah: squeegee
Don: the surfers are ready to take on the tennis menace
Tennis menace: participate
Geoff: oaky buddy you got this
Brody: I got this
[confessional]
Brody: tennis is the ultimate wimp sport
Geoff: no checking no tackling just a fluffy little ball pfft it's like super size pingpong what could be dangerous about that
[ends]
Geoff: you got this
Brody: I GOT THIS
Tennis menace: you don't stand a chance mortal
Brody: I SO DON'T GOT THIS
Devin: I know you're scared but whatever happens I believe in you
*Carrie chuckles*
Devin: anyway Shelly hangs out with her tennis instructor like all the time and she said tennis is a mental game
(fail)
Amy: okay something is wrong with your girlfriend
Kelly: and that's it and after she crashed her third sports car I wanted to cut up her credit cards but you know I just knew she'd steal mine that's parenting right
Dwayne: well I guess teens are more challenging
Kelly: oh no that happened when she was 10 the real drama started when she turned 12
Dwayne: *spits* the problem here is Taylor doesn't have the proper boundaries that or she was born rotten (you messed up)
Kelly: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU
Dwayne: good talk
[confessional
Dwayne: I'm worried about Kelly and Taylor aren't the best team to partner with
Junior: yeah
[ends]
Kitty: hey we're doing the same challenge as you two what are the odds
Owen: maybe we should work together
Emma: no alliances remember come on
[confessional]
Emma: remember sis we're here to surrender Noah distractions
Kitty: did you just say Noah
Emma: zero distractions
[ends]
Don: with teams from flight two is arriving the heat is still on
Owen: this is tough but we're making good progress how many is that
Noah: one
*wind blows*
Kitty: I'm starting to think this id more terrifying than tennis
Emma: just help me lower this thing according to the manual the sides move separately we have to pull these two levers at once
Kitty; why would they design it like that
Emma: why would they put a tennis court on the roof just pull on three 1 2 3
*oops*
Emma: coulda say that was your fault
Kitty: of course you are
Don: duos from flight number 2 have reached the hotel in time to catch up the front runners
*tip*
Taylor: serve or squeegee
(DANGER)
everyone: SERVE
tennis menace: participate or die
Junior: cool
Dwayne: uh we'll be switching to windows
Kelly: us too
Taylor: ugh why I've won like a bajillion trophies
Amy: really you forget
Taylor: UGH YOU RUIN MY LIFE MOM
Jacques: silence I'm trying to preform
Devin: yeah good luck
[confessional]
Devin: i've watched Shelly play tennis for years and believe me Jacques has a better chance than hitting a beach ball than a tennis ball
[ends]
*hit*
Devin: I'll shut up now
Jacques: oh oh excellent just watch you might learn something
*Josee uses lava rock*
Seagull: oh hi mark
Tennis menace: even when there seagulls you still die
Josee: WHAT INTERFERENCE
Devin: better luck next time
Amy: ok my turn
*hit*
Amy: easy I won A REAL TROPHY FOR IT
Taylor: UGH I HEARD THAT
Jacques: we'll never make podium waiting in line let's switch to windows
Josee: let's just watch her fail
Jacques: ok
Amy: you better the hit or else we are gonna lose!
Sammy: oh boy please be one with the tennis menace
Tennis menace: she is right
*hit*
Tennis menace: AHHHHHH I'M FALLING
Sammy: I-I uh
Amy: let's leave let's leave let's leave let's leave
*meanwhile*
Dwayne: now son the trick to proper squeegee is to-
Junior: uh wipe the window
Dwayne:...yes
Kelly: he thinks he is parent of the year who is he to tell-
Taylor: mom get moving these windows won't wash themselves
Kelly: on it and good call honey
[confessional]
Kelly: these challenges is good for Taylor and I at home we are so busy with our everyday lives
Taylor: actually I'm a lot busier than she is but I try to squeeze her in
[ends]
Tennis menace: hello
Emma: uh is this part of the challenge
Tennis menace: I don't care
Emma: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY DID WE CHOOSE TENNIS
*acicdent*
Emma: AHHH AH KITTY HELP
*falls*
Noah: EMMA NOOOOO
Emma: AHHHHHHHHHH
Noah: hey clumsy you dropped something
Tennis menace: SAVE ME TOOOOOOOOOOO*crash*
[confessional]
Noah: you know that moment when you realize you'd care if someone died I didn't until then
Owen: that is so beautiful
[other]
Emma: okay maybe Noah isn't the worst human being the world
Kitty: nicest thing she's ever said
[ends]
(wipe it)
{6.0}
[Confessional]
Jacques: just because at task is minial doesn't mean you skimp on artistic impression the call is to achieve greatness winning will then be thrust upon us
[ends]
Taylor: WIPE FASTER MOM WE'RE LOSING
Kelly: :( yelling won't help sweetie
Taylor: um I yell at maid all the time then she wipes faster I think I know what I'm doing
Tennis Doofus: LET'S PLAY TENNIS *shoots poorly*
Devin: nice anyone can clobber that
Emma: okay glad we're alive but I'm kinda bummed we're going to be tied for last
Kitty: could you be more negative
Noah: sure she implied we'll finish we only have one squeegee between us and you just lost your water
Owen: it's not over yet I know how to win this but you guys gotta agree to an alliance first
*Kitty claps*
Emma and Noah: sure
Owen: I WILL BE OUR SQUEEGEE
*takes off shirt and pours water*
Staci: ah what a lovely day coffee was invented by my great great gre-
Owen: hehe
Staci: WHAT THE
Owen: let her drop
*going down*
Josee: two windows left the gold is ours
*crashes*
Kitty: WOO GO OWEN
Noah: way to take on for the quad big guy
Owen: I feel like I just took a roller coaster through a car wash
*tip*
Emma: find the chill zone in the gold suk
Don: the gold suk just a normal plaza where everything is made of gold to reach the chill zone inside this shop teams must travel here in taxis some of which are gold literally I feel like should said a while because the rival twins already arrived here
Sammy: yay
Amy: how are we on a streak
Josee: to the gold now
Tennis doofus: pew pew pew
*Ryan hit
*MacArthur hit*
*Brody hit*
Tennis doofus: here it comes buddy pew
*Geoff hit*
*spud hits with belly*
*ennui hit*
Devin: you can do it just ask yourself what would Shelly do
Carrie: NO I'M SHELLY AND I NEVER WILL BE
Devin: Carrie wait nobody is
Kelly: there all done
Taylor: took long enough EWWW THERE'S BIRD POOP ON MY BOOT
*wipes on Kelly*
Taylor: there that's better
Kelly: *gasps* DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A DOOR MAT
Taylor: you were all sweaty and gross anyway why should we both suffer
*up you go {REDACTED}*
Taylor: DON"T JUST STAND THERE LIKE AN OLD MANNEQUIN_MARK HELP ME
Kelly: no I'm giving you a time out
Taylor: you can't do that I'm your daughter
Kelly: well that's how it works I won't help until you apologize
Taylor: you're in for a long wait
Owen: remember everyone we are looking for a gold chill zone
Noah: hey they even have dollar stores (it's Chris)
*Emma laughs*
[confessional]
Emma: I didn't get it
[ends]
Kitty: this is it
Noah: ladies first
Emma: really I mean I don't know what to say
Noah: maybe just get in before another shows
Don: Sisters you place second
Emma: huh how
Don: can't tell Owen and Noah third
Noah: wait what how
Don: Welcome to the chill zone you have come in 4th again
Ice dancers: *gasp*
Josee: is it those twins that went 1st again
Don: uh yes
Jacques: IT'S BEEN TWICE THAT WE HAVEN'T MAKE THE PODIUM
Don: what podium there is no podium
Josee: there is always a Podium
Don: 5th(haters) 6th(father and son) 7th(goths) 8th(cadets) 9th(surfers) 10th(step brothers) 11th(rockers) as more duos arrive it's a dead heat as two duos try their hardest to be uncooperative whose apathy will come out on top
Kelly: Taylor I'm going to show you what your attitude is doing to us
Taylor: it's tude mom no one says attitude anymore you can't even lecture tight
Kelly: I got a tip from the don box our next destination is a mall full of gold we could be shopping right now
Taylor: I didn't know I'm sorry mom I'm like so sorry
Kelly: you really mean it
Taylor: well not for anything I did look you're kinda lame and most of the time you totally embarrass me but as long as you'll take me shopping I can pretend you don't (YOU {REDACTED})
Kelly: oh that's all I ever wanted
*drops*
Tennis doofus: YOU GOT ME no wait yo-
*hit*
Carrie: THE GOLD SUK
Taylor: HURRY
Carrie: I'll feel terrible if we lost on account of my bad tennis skills
Devin: we'll be best friends with or without the race plus I'll give you Shelly's tennis guy to give you a few tips
*car arrives*
Devin: are we still in the race
Don: Carrie and Devin you're the last to arrive
*sigh*
Don: my mistake here come mom and daughter now...you are still in it
Carrie: woohoo
Taylor: hey hey hey look who got their bling on
Don: Kelly Taylor you're the last to arrive
Kelly: oh I guess we should have checked in before shopping
Taylor: meh it was fun while it lasted
Don: but your fun can continue because it's an non elimination you're still
Kelly: nice
Taylor: yes it's so nice
Don: so will they get away from the bottom find out next time on the ridonculous race
[confessional]
Amy: yeah so before the sisters arrive I told don to make an non-elimination round if they lose so I can see them get even better in this race
[ends]
So quite a change to the original thanks to Amy's care about them so mother and daughter are still in who will go fr next time on the ridonculous but with Amy and Sammy