hello I have changed the elimination for now and things will get crazier tomorrow so the mother and daughter was in a non-elimination
18th-larpers(Leonard and Tammy)
17th-tennis rivals(Gerry and Pete)
16th-geniuses(Ellody and Mary)
15th-Vegans(Laurie and Miles)
14th-fashion bloggers(Jen and Tom)
now gets straight into it
(intro)
Don: All right it's time to say bye bye to Dubai Rival twins your up first ready go
*tip*
Amy: go find your next tip at the world famous bird's nest stadium ok we are going to china
Don: Beijing China home to 25 million people oddly enough we'll see none of them
*Tip*
Don: the first 8 duos (ice dancers, rival twins, surfers, goths, sisters, TV pros, haters, and step brothers) grab their taxis and tickets
Owen: hey
Don: and gets seats on the first flight to Beijing the stragglers on flight 2 have an extra hour to talk strategy
Carrie: watching Devin sleep is so awesome he sometimes mumbles the sweetest things
Devin: rainbow zebras took my pet pot
Carrie: I said sometimes
Rock: hey Carrie since Devin is snoozing I got to know are you going to make a move on that
(peanuts)
Carrie: oh well um Devin and I are friends
Rock: I know but this opportunity isn't going to last for ever
Carrie: that's what I keep thinking the whole reason I entered this race was to show him we had a connection something special
[confessional]
Rock: I just wanted the peanuts
[other]
Carrie: oh why didn't I just tell him I love him in Hawaii oh man I'm going to be alone forever *cries* but when I force myself to make it I'd rather let him have a life with Shelly than not be in my life at all
[ends]
Devin: oh good you're okay I had a dream that you and I lived in a treehouse and it caught fire and-
Carrie: just you and me living together
Devin: well I was a three-headed tiger and you were in a monkey in a tuxedo but it was you weird *sleeps*
Carrie: we lived together eeeeeee
Rock: I know our strategy was slow and steady but-
Spud: isn't our strategy to party on
Rock: (wrong) no we need a new strategy anyways so-
Spud: how about party on harder
Rock: Spud we gotta go faster like the tennis menace
Spud: okay I'll tell the pilot
Rock: NO SPUD I MEANT oh man
[confessional]
Rock: I'm starting to think like maybe there's such thing as too easygoing I got to find a way to motivate this guy
[ends]
Dwayne: could have been on the first plane but somebody had to go potty at the airport and that someone hasn't been eating enough vegetables so that someone had trouble with-
Junior: stop making it sound like it was me it was him
Dwayne: hehehe
Don: flight number one has reached Beijing and the teams are being shuttled to their next destination
Kitty: thanks again letting us be ahead of you
Owen: no problem
Emma: just don't expect us to return the favor we have an alliance but it's still a competition
[confessional]
Noah: yep she's awesome
Owen: Noah and Emma sitting in a tre *gets hit* oww
[other]
Kitty: you like him admit it
Emma: Noah I do not like him...
Kitty: why not cuz he's weird looking
Emma: he's not weird looking he's totally hot
Kitty: so it's because he is boing
Emma: Noah is not boring he's got a great twisted sense of humor fun sarcastic streak a cool moody sense exterior and his butt is like two perfect apples suspended in mid air(um ok)
*Kitty chuckles*
Emma: oh no I like him
[ends]
*break the don box*
Kitty: found the Don box
*tip tip tip tip*
Kitty: it's an all in
Emma: fly over the bird's nest stadium and jump through the donut hole to receive your next travel tip
Owen: DONUTS WOOHOO
*in air*
Owen: that's the donut disappointing
[confessional]
Owen: when are we going to have another eating challenge I'm so hungry I can eat a house full of donuts with chocolate shingles and a white pretzel fence
[ends]
Noah: so uh so I guess they have our backs ohh
Emma: yep that was horrible *whispers* that was actually really adorable
Josee: I need all the luck this Hawaiian lava rock can bring me
[confessional]
Josee: yesterday we came in 4th we shouldn't be down in the dirt with losers we should tower above them like the goddesses we are...did that sound egotistical
[ends]
*opening door is fall off*
Kitty: jump time are you ready
Noah: hey how hard can it be
TV pros and the sisters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*TV pros destroy cart*
*sisters hit gong*
(everyone else jumps)
*ice dancers get blown*
Amy: nice and easy
Chet: right?
*step brothers get crushed by the surfers*
*surfers get crushed by the cadets*
*cadets get crushed by the goths*
Sammy: um
Josee: OVER THERE OVER THERE
Jacques: I KNOW JOSEE IT'S JUST NOT-*breaks through donkey poster*
[confessional]
Josee: that's a shock for you always trailing behind but he's still an asset to the duo
[ends]
Emma: okay this time less screaming more steering
Kitty: I'll see what I can do but no guarantees
*flight two arrives on the shuttle*
Carrie: come on
Dwayne: hurry
Rock: Spud hey Spud want a choco-oinky
Spud: oh yes
[confessional]
Rock: new strategy Spud loves choco-oinkes he'll do anything for one
Spud: chocolate covered pork grindy goodness
Rock: so I cleared the airport vending machine this will make pick up the pace
Spud: CRUNCH
Rock: AHHHHHHHHH
Amy: another all in with a twist?
Don: all in with a twist to receive their next tip from this vendor one team member must deep fry and skewer of Beijing street food and their partner has to eat it who's gonna scarf it and who's gonna barf it
Brody: so what's good today dude are the crickets fresh
Cricket: hello
[confessional]
Crimson: ugh bats are the most beautiful creatures on earth I had to set them free
*ice dancers made it*
*foot breaks*
Jacques: AHHHH MY ANKLE
Josee: why is Jacques so clumsy today...don't give him any sympathy you'll just incourage him
Jacques: THE PAIN IS UNBAREABLE
Josee: SNAP OUT OF IT THIS IS A COMPETITION OUR FANS ARE WATCHING EAT THE PAIN and smile :)
Jacques: ahaha:)
Carrie: that was incredible woo
*devin faints*
[confessional]
Devin: I am not great with heights or falling from them which I think is reasonable I'm just glad Carrie was there to see me through it Shelly? she would totally bailed
Carrie: hey what's that
Devin: huh what (Carrie cheers in silent)
Carrie: oh guess it was nothing
[ends]
Noah: so do you like movies or *crash*
[confessional]
Owen: i so wasn't trying to interrupt I just landed on you by accident
Noah: well thanks for that now I have no idea if she likes movies
Owen: everyone likes movies
Noah: I'm just trying to get to know her so I can ask her out
Owen: what can I do to help
Noah: hmm let's see...Oh I know nothing!
*making disgusting food*
Carrie: I'm not sure if I can
Devin: relax I'll eat and you skewer up some worms and-
*barfs*
Devin: can't even say worms
*barfs*
[confessional]
Devin: when we were kids her sister dared her to eat a worm she did it and then she barfed for 6 days straight
Carrie: were you talking about worms
Devin: yes
*barfs*
Devin: yeah I walked into that one
[ends]
Taylor: please tell you are going to eat it?
Kelly: don't worry it's okay this might not end well
Amy: ok which one scorpions spiders worms-
*Carrie barfs*
Amy: or green thingies?
Sammy: uh green thingies
Amy: ok four them will be on the stick so that it's the same flavor got it
Dwayne: come on stay still will you sneaky little rascals maybe i'll just grab one
Local: NUH UH
Dwayne: don't be worry about me I'll be quick as a panther just you-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *throws them*
Sammy: AHH SCORPION ON MY FACE
Bird: YOINK
Sammy: huh
Amy: that was easy to get rid of
Jacques: AHHH AHHH KILL IT JOSEE
Josee: stand still
*misses 5*
Spud: we did it oink me
Rock: not until we're out of last place
Spud: aw come on
Rock: fine go get
Spud: yay
*Ryan deep fries*
[confessional]
Ryan: cooking up something disgusting for someone you love is so hard but when it comes to not in love man is it fun
[ends]
Junior: are you okay dad
Dwayne: oh of course I am Mr president did you
Junior: great
Sammy: what happened to him
Junior: scorpions
Sammy: uh is he going to be ok
Junior: well the medic says it will wear off eventually but we can't just wait around or we'll get eliminated
Sammy: well you can have this
Junior: really but-
Sammy: Amy is already cooking one up just don't tell her that I gave you this
Junior: don't worry I won't OH NO COME BACK HERE DAD
Josee: how are you feeling
Jacques: I can't feel my face
Josee: good FORCE EAT IT done
Amy: hey you should nicer to your partner
Josee: don't care we're first DON'T STEAL IT FROM US it's a botch or watch you didn't dive for rings in Hawaii-
Don: must pull their partner by rickshaw all the way here to the great wall of China using only this rudimentary map last duo to find the chill zone hidden somewhere along the wall and check in could be checking out
Jacque: bye
MacArthur: hustle
Brody: ya
Amy: there you are eat it now
*Sammy eats it in one*
Amy: NOT IN ONE
Sammy: *gulps* at we are doing the next part
Devin: 4 duos have move on you need to start skewering
*barfs*
Devin: ok
Emma: alright I grab you eat
Kitty: is that a question
Emma: no (that was fast to pick up)
Noah: you grab I eat not a question go
Emma: wow
[confessional]
Noah: I figured if I act just like Emma she'll see we'd make a great couple I've got this all figured out
[ends]
Emma: could you be meaner to your partner stop being so bossy
[confessional]
Noah: why is this so hard
Owen: now do you want my help cousin Noah (not really)
Noah: how how could you possible help
Owen: my experience with girls has taught me to always do one really important thing and that is a simple trick everyone should know be subtle
[ends]
*deep fries*
Owen: psst Noah likes you
Emma: psst I don't care
[confessional]
Kitty: WHYYYYYYYYYY
Emma: I DON'T KNOW
Kitty: work with Emma work with me
[ends]
Stephanie: reeeee (stuff in teeth)
[confessional] (there is too much in this area)
Stephanie: ha you're lame cooking couldn't slow me down
Ryan: WOO BABY COCKROACH BREATH
[ends]
Kelly: it wasn't that bad let's go
Taylor: yes mom
Carrie: huh
(snake heart)
Carrie: aw look Devin it must be a sign
*ITS THE SIGN OF DEATH*
Spud: whoa if I had that many arms I could play guitar drums and bass all at the same time
Rock: man hurry up
[confessional]
Spud: I think a choco oinky would help me pick it up you know
Rock: yeah one of these sure hope there's soome left when we aren't in last place
Spud: YOU CAN"T DO
Rock: *breaks* can't do what
Spud: AHHHHHHHH
Jacques: there first place here we come
(BANANA)
*YEET*
Jacques: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY ANKLE
*deep fries*
Noah: egh
*Kitty eats*
*Noah eats it in one*
Noah: HOT HOT HOT
Emma: I know it's race but don't be gross
Noah: sorry oh
(stuff oh Emma's face)
Noah: I'm so sorry
*Emma barfs*
Carrie: that's my bucket
Kitty: dude you are so bad at this
Stephanie: STOP HITTING EVERY ROCK ON PURPOSE
[confessional]
Ryan: I could have taken the smoother road but I decided to go with the one that's most like our relationship cracked twisted and fallen apart
[ends]
Taylor: THERE'S A TREE
Kelly: thank you for letting me know honey
Sanders: which way should we go
Geoff: split up
Brody: I'll go with MacArthur
Geoff dude I mean one duo goes right and the other left
[confessional]
MacArthur: it's not Brody's fault he's crushing on me doctor say my pheromones are stronger than a jet engine built by grizzly bears
Sanders: what that doesn't even make sense
MacArthur: oh right cuz you're a "bear" expert
Amy: ok we're here a long for now a long run for you Samey
*walks on top*
Sammy: ok so if we *blows* NO THE MAP
Amy: GREAT SAMEY NOW WE HAVE TO CATCH IT
Josee: which way
Jacques: THIS MAP IS USELESS
Josee: I'll let luck decide (dummy) chill zone here we come
*duos finish eating*
Don: two more duos have finished the eating challenge leaving our last two skewed up duos
Devin: step aside barfy I'm cooking
Carrie: But I can't do the e-e-eating
Devin: have faith homie have faith
*barfs*
Carrie: it's not chicken
Devin: doesn't matter say it like you mean over and over make your mind believe it's chicken
Carrie: okay it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken
Devin: that's it now taste like it's chicken
Spud: I can has choco oink
Rock: no dude we're still in last...gulp
[confessional]
Rock: once I ate deep fried tofu I was like BELGH but thing was like kek kek kek kek kek
[ends]
Kitty: but you like Noah so why are you shooting him down
Emma: it's a competition relationships mess things up
Kitty: or they make them better
Emma: that's the problem you never know I'm here to win there will be no relationships
Wheel: bye bye
Emma: oh no our wheel
*breaks*
Emma: it's destroyed we're gonna be eliminated
Owen: hey do you need a hand
Noah: hi Emma act normal...that part wasn't supposed to be out loud I was talking to myself how can this get more awkward also to myself
Emma: please stop
Noah: ok
Stephanie: let's go left
Ryan: oh no we don't
[confessional]
Ryan: Stephanie's always wring so what ever she says we should do the opposite
Stephanie: Fine I think we should let you live(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
[ends]
Ryan: we're going right
Stephanie: you don't tell me woah
Sanders: this has got to be wrong we should turn around
Geoff: 180 let's do it
Emma: is this too fast
Noah: no it's good
Kitty: doesn't that hurt
Noah: oh yes I'm in tremendous pain but Emma's very pretty that was out loud again wasn't it
Amy: THANKS TO YOU HOLDING THE MAP WE ARE GOING TO LOSE!
Sammy: I'M SORRY IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE I JUST-
Amy: WAIT ISN'T THAT
Don: wow three times in a row rival twins take first again!
[confessional]
Amy: I am so confused what has changed in Samey to avoid scorpion sting to easily get ring AND KNOCK OFF THE TENNIS MENACE
[ends]
Don: I hope this might help with your feeling but you're 2nd place
Stephanie: woo we did i- AHH
Ryan: YES ALRIGHT
Emma: how's your hand
Noah: it's fine this one not so much
Emma: oh that's horrible come here what you did was really nice does this feel better
Noah: it's actually really painful nut don't stop
*music*
Noah: oh no was that out loud
Kitty: you didn't say anything
Noah: oh good
Josee: *sees the cadets and surfers going the opposite way* if they're coming towards us then we're going the wrong way
Junior: OH my dad has to pull the rick shaw
Dwayne: no problem Santa I'll pull your sleigh AH where are my legs
Rock: that should hold it until-
*empty box*
Rock: seriously did you just down all the oniks
Spud: maybe
Rock: I needed those to motivate you
Spud: to eat them all done
Rock: that's a bad spud
Spud: HEY DO YOU WANT TO WASTE THIS SUGAR HIGH OR RIDE IT
[confessional]
Rock: a few years ago spud ate a whole box of chocolate covered coffee beads
Spud: yeah I did 3,000 consecutive pwer slides
Rock: he was fast
[ends]
Rock: SPUD HOLD I'M SUPPOSED TO PULL
Spud: CHOCO OINKS
Don: only one team can come in 3rd
Noah: ladies first
Emma: nuh uh no you first guys an alliance should be fair and it's your turn
Noah: I like you
Emma: just get on the carpet
[confessional]
Owen: I hope someone has tissues cuz this face has spring a leak
[ends]
Dwayne are we almost done delivering the presents
Junior: presents oh right hohoho
Carrie: oh that was not chicken
Spud: I LOVE CHOCO OINKS
Carrie: oh
Josee: 5TH 5TH!
Don: yes 5th always comes after 4th the numbers are sequential
[confessional]
Josee: ARGH *destroys* SOMETHING IS UP WITH THOSE TWINS
Jacques: I know but we can't let them know our suspicion
[ends]
Don: 6th(cadets) 7th(surfers) 8th(mother and daughter) 9th(step brothers) 10th(goths)
Spud: THERE'S THE CHILL ZONE YEEEEESS-sugar crash going down
Don: 10th(best friends) 11th(father and son)
*fall on carpet*
Don: Rockers I'm afraid you're the last team to arrive
Spud: aw we were so close
Don: if it makes you feel any better you would have been penalized into last place anyways rock was supposed to pull the rick shaw
Rock: told ya
Spud: I guess that makes me feel a little better sorry
*flashbacks*
Spud: sorry I blew it for us
Rock: nah man it's my fault if I'm going to use treats to train you like a dog I can't be surprised when you go nuts and you trash the kitchen and poop in my shoes
Spud: dude I promise to not do that last part
Rock: aw let's go home now to buy more choco oinks
Spud: aw thanks man
So that is one big change now the rockers are gone in a more sad way and not a double way now you see the change in elimination order and guess what something is going to go horrible wrong tomorrow and it's just the beginning of a very bad thing that will turn everyone against a specific duo good bye this is the ridonculous race but with Amy and Sammy