Alright, so it seems like it's time to see what the heck has Lynnard Loud been doing and it does have something to do with the Royal Woods Spring Music Festival! Also kinda based off of an episode. I wanna say thanks to "Marvelomac1010" for the concept to this chapter and many more to come. Enjoy reading this guys.

Rock n' Not Loud Adventures.

Chapter 548: Lynnard and his band…

(March 23. Lewis Residence. Olive Street. Royal Woods, Michigan.)

We see the Lewis' and Amanda Bright eating breakfast and then Amanda speaks. "Almost time for spring break and my boss told me I could have the week off after the photos I got of the whole sewage plant secret with rats." They are so confused why she would say that while they're eating.

Michelle then looks to Luna. "Are you and Sam ready for tomorrow?"

Luna nods. "We got everything ready and sure enough we got this. I know we're gonna do great during the Royal Woods Spring Music Festival."

Just then Lincoln gets this text message from Luan. "Luna. Luan sent a message and wants us to go to the Loud House later." He then puts his phone away. "I think it has something to do with Lynnard Loud."

This surprises them and Luna can tell that this might be serious. Michelle Lewis also gets a text message, but this confuses her. 'Huh, I am needed at the Allied outpost? What?'

(The Loud House. Franklin Avenue.)

Luna's car arrives and we see Lincoln Lewis and Luna Lewis come out and they hear this very awful form of music. "What the heck is that disturbing sound?!" yelled Lincoln.

"It sounds like someone started hitting many random junk all over inside of a tool shed!" yelled Luna.

Mr. Grouse walks by with his fishing gear and has earmuffs. "Glad you two showed up. Go and see what that moron is doing with his band of hoodlum misfits. Honestly I have heard better bands back in my day." He then takes his leave. He looks grumpier than usual, almost like something is wrong.

So, Lincoln and Luna head to the garage and there they see the source of the awful musical beats. They see Lynnard Loud on the cowbell, Harold McBride on the accordion, Kotaro on bass and Rodney Spokes on drums. They're a band, and they're musical performance sounds like trash.

Lincoln and Luna are just dumbfound seeing this mess of chaotic tunes and beats with random sounds. But then the band stops and Lynnard sees them. "Hey Luna! Hi Lincoln!"

Rodney is confused. 'Wait, I thought they don't live here anymore?'

Luna then asks. "What in the name of Mozart is going on here?"

Lynnard then explains. "Well, tomorrow is the big Royal Woods Spring Music Festival and we decided to start a band. Kotaro and I usually play but now we're adding others to be part of it. We're called the Doo-Dads!"

Rodney speaks. "We even have matching shirts to go with it! Courtesy of my business."

Kotaro speaks. "We have this special thing we do before performing and some sick and awesome moves!"

Harold then speaks. "We have been practicing all day and now that you're both here and heard it. How did we do?"

They see the cringing faces from Lincoln and Luna. Almost like they're going to vomit and use the toilet.

Lynnard now sees the truth and he goes down to his knees and cries. "We suck and are terrible! I knew it! Mr. Grouse yelled at us and I thought he was cheering!"

Luna and Lincoln can see where this is going and they need to be honest. Lincoln goes first. "Guys, you're musical performance was literally a nightmare fuel for ears and also totally unsynchronized. I know for sure somewhere around the area several mirrors have shattered."

Luna speaks next. "You guys have been playing it all wrong and aren't even in tune to match the beat from each other. We'll show you guys how to get into the flow." Luna goes back to her car and she has her custom electric guitar which she got from Amanda.

(Yes she plays the electric guitar but she ain't no rockstar. It's only for when the gig needs a fine and electrical tune.)

Luna even hands Lincoln a keytar and they both start the beat, to which the others follow. Rodney on drums, Kotaro on bass, Harold on Accordion and same time with Lynnard and his cowbell. They managed to get into sync and the beat and musical performance is done.

Luna then sees how happy they are. "See? All you needed was to be in sync and learn to match each other's rhythm."

Lincoln speaks next. "Like a flow of water finding the right path and just going with the flow even if something else is in the way. Just flow with it." Luna feels proud of hearing her brother say that, because she taught him those words long ago.

Luna then speaks. "Well, looks like you guys have it set done and matched. We gotta get home."

But before they do Lynnard calls out to them. "Wait!" Lincoln and Luna turn around and see the desperate look on Lynnard's face. "Please perform with us tomorrow! You're both such amazing musical experts and we need a vocalist!"

Kotaro speaks. "You'll help us become a great band through this! We might even book gigs to other places when people see how amazing we are!"

Lincoln looks to his big sister. Luna sighs. "No. I'm not joining your weirdo dad band."

This confuses them and Lynnard asks. "But why not?"

Luna then explains. "First; I'm already entering the Royal Woods Spring Music Festival along with my girlfriend Sam, and we already have a song. Second; I have better things to do than join this band of yours and third; this looks like a mixed into Rock n' Roll band and I am not wearing what you guys are wearing or doing some 70's to 90's dance gimmick."

Lincoln then speaks. "Hard pass for me too. I got other plans, and it's with my girlfriend. Sorry."

Lynnard realizes this and sighs. "Alright, alright. Fine." This makes his band mates concerned and thought something else would happen. "But, are you sure?"

Luna speaks. "Yes. I'm sure and also a band like this…. Won't last. I can see it as clear as day."

Rodney is confused and he asks. "What are you talking about?"

Lincoln knows and asks. "Guys, are you a bunch of grown men who have nothing to do in your free time and going through some form of an early midlife crisis? Also, chances you're going to be busy with other usual things again and when you have free time, then you'll be doing another different thing."

They all realize this and they blush red with embarrassment. Luna walks away with her brother back to the car. This makes Lynnard upset, knowing that they won't join the band and that Lincoln and Luna aren't part of the family.

Lincoln then calls out to them. "You guys also got bigger problems to deal with!"

Lynnard is confused and so are the rest of his band mates. "What?"

They then see Leni, Luan, Lucy, Lola and Lisa. All angry and even Rita. They have broken mirrors, broken crystal ball, test tubes, beakers, glasses, fine china. Lynnard looks to the house and sees cracks on the windows. Lynnard and his band now see what they have done, to the house and everyone else.

Rita is cross seeing this. "So this is what you've been doing this whole time?! A band to break the windows and glass?!"

Leni yells. "You broke all five of my mirrors! I needed them for dress making and modeling!"

Lucy growls. "You owe me a new mirror and crystal ball!"

Luan speaks. "I lost my mirror because of you and the window is shattered too! You even scared my rabbit and he has sensitive hearing!"

Lisa speaks. "More than two hundred beakers and one hundred fifty test tubes shattered. You must pay for the damages and also you angered Lily and her finger painting is ruined and she's already throwing a tantrum. What do you think Lynn and Lana are doing?"

Lola is furious with fire in her eyes. "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO PAY FOR EVERY SINGLE LAST GLASS AND MIRROR IN MY ROOM OR I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF FEWR AND PAIN IN PLACES YOU DON'T WANNA FEEL!"

Rita holds back Lola and looks to her husband and Lynnard and his band see what they have done. "You are all paying for the damages this instant or you can day bye-bye to the Doo-Dads!" Lynnard gulps and so do his band mates. They should've done this at one of Rodney's storage units.

(At the Allied Outpost.)

Michelle Lewis shows up and she goes into a large empty warehouse and she sees some folks setting up what looks like a musical recording thing. The folks here are; Neil Spellman, Leon Spellman and Sergei Spellman and they are preparing the lyrics sheet, and the head sets. "Well, here I am. What did you guys need me for?" asked Michelle Lewis. "And what the heck is all of this?"

Sergei hands her the lyrics sheet. "Read you're parts and try to catch the rhythm of the beat. We need someone to also perform, this is going to be something mixed with different tunes."

Michelle is confused. "Wait. What? This is a musical recording thing? Couldn't you have your Michelle Lewis or another one from another world you know handle this gig?"

"All busy and with plans" replied Leon. He's on the recording table. "Now. Let's get this started, also you're kids can be allowed to hear this when we're done."

Neil puts on his head set and he hands the other one to Michelle. "So, you in?"

Michelle smiles and she takes the headset. "Sure. This could be fun and I think I can catch the drift of this song. Where are the musical tunes to this?"

Neil explains. "We did that recoding earlier back in our world with the help from Peter Sharp, because the others weren't around and they had other plans to deal with. Leon will play the beat and we need to catch up and match it. You ready?"

Michelle nods and she has the headset on. "Let's do this thing." Leon pushes the button and they are recording and Leon starts the recorded beat.

Michelle Lewis: Yo! Where we goin' today?
'Cause I'm broke, and they're buyin' low.

Sergei: No meeting quota today.
We're gonna blow right by it, bro.

Neil: Buckle up, we're going lethal.
And I don't mean injection.
It might as well be though.
'Cause I got a death wish.

I've been sentenced, We'll go where nobody goes for the
Best scrap selection.
And with all the profit we pull.
I think it's time to get to spendin'!

We gotta keep it lethal
Cleanin' up some messes.
Any junk that we haul.
Is always handled with profession.

Trust me, it's legal (we would never steal.)
We've got defenses (lawyers on retention.)
My boss ain't evil, he's just beyond comprehension.
Neil and Sergei: (DO IT FOR THE COMPANY!)

Neil: Just get the job done, never ask what for?
You'll get evasive answers like it was Lovecraft lore.
Get aboard the ship quick, it isn't gonna wait.
We gotta hoard more, but what is it gonna take?

To make an empire out of rubber duckies?
I suspect something is up (is it just me?)
Brush it under the rug, and nobody bug out.
We're already in deep, will anyone come out?

I got a wakeup call by makin' too much sound.
I'm not the only ugly motherfucker who's around.
A lot of claws and teeth are gonna rip and chomp ya.
So make like a tree and get to the choppa.

These extraterrestrials really want me dead.
You see now, doesn't that Predator.
Reference feel appropriate?
Don't forget quota check.

'Cause the manual's the law.
Back to the ship, quick, did we get it all?
Fuck! Something's on my head! Is it my grandma?
Why would you say that? 'Cause it isn't getting off.

Neil: That's lethal.
And I don't mean by injection.
So lethal.
We keep it clean with ejection.
See ya later.
JK, never.

Michelle Lewis: I don't wanna follow him.
Because I can hear a landmine tickin'.
One small step for men.
Might mean another massive mess for the women.

I'm just kiddin', well, kinda sort of.
I'm not gonna risk tryna pick your corpse up.
We're already gonna get fined enough.
We need a lower bar set by the higher-ups.

Another poor performance? They're annoyed.
Apparently, I'm paranoid.
If truth be told, I'm not superstitious.
But I've learned how a ladder will give you stitches.

Shh, lay low, be still and silent.
Neil: (There's a giant nearby, just be quiet.)
Michelle Lewis: I'm trying-.
Sergei: Uh, she ain't moving.
All: What should we do? Keep groovin'.

(Turkey in the Straw Theme!)

Does your loot hang low? Is it such a motherlode
Can you wrap it like a gift, and then top it with a bow?
Then present it to Cthulhu or the devil, I don't know
Does your loot hang low?

(Back to normal theme!)

Neil: Oh, I love that tune, but I did the vibe check.
I think I'm all alone – sigma grindset.
But don't waste the clock; you gotta do your time.
Just like a Rubik's Cube, they want you in line.

With an airtight suit, and routine to boot.
Your resolution weak, but pristine the loot.
So keep climbin' higher, I'm ascending, people.
What you call Eldritch, I call my equal.

All: 'Cause I'm lethal.
And I don't mean by injection.
So lethal.
We keep it clean with ejection.

See ya later.
JK, never!

The song is done and Leon stops recoding. "Nice job guys. That sounded awesome." He then makes sure the recordings are saved into files and even makes some into CD's.

Michelle nods. "Thanks guys. This sure has been…" she sees the wad of cash handed to her. "What?"

Neil explains. "This is a thank you for performing with us" they then help with the finishing the whole thing and deep down Michelle feels like she could do this sometimes when they need her musical performance.

Deep down, she is proud about something. 'Even still after all this time… I still got it. The others are gonna be so stoked when they hear this… Also, what the heck is Lethal Company?'

A/N: Now we all know what the heck Lynnard has been doing and they're also in trouble too. Nice to also see Michelle Lewis doing some music of her own and helping out. I do hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter everyone.

In collaboration with "Marvelomac1010."

Song: So Lethal – JT Music ft. Andrea Kaden Storm. For the video game: Lethal Company. The music video is a groovy beat and also funny.

Date made: 01/07/24.